Blåposting

[restive parcel]

I gotta restuff mine eventually

They're like the one thing still keeping me sane

[fluid pawn]

real

yes

[restive parcel]

But hey only 6 more fucking years until I can live life the way I want to

And I can actually look like it

[still cipher]

Based

[smoky rain]

She has a nice view

[restive parcel]

Woagh :3

[smoky rain]

Omg you can see the paint splatters😭

[restive parcel]

I mean

It happen

[smoky rain]

Blåhaj ship

[opal heart]

Hello again, it’s been a while

I now can

[shut bramble]

./ban

Lolz

[opal heart]

Noooooooo

[hallow fossil]

yeeeeeeees

[opal heart]

Why

[shut bramble]

Underage /j

[opal heart]

Not anymore

[opal heart]

Blåhaj Family

[smoky rain]

Real

[opaque fiber]

It actually come from a long time in a dorm after i finished my course

Small one was compact and needed that hug

[opal heart]

Nice

[primal karma]

me showing my cat to ppl:

[primal karma]

also a creature funni feature

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/imM-faA49RM

[opal heart]

Nice technique but who uses pale oak for their builds? (No offense meant)

[smoky rain]

I have not yet but I will once I play with the versions it's on

[mellow jackal]

fucker

[restive parcel]

He likes it

[smoky rain]

My cat does too

Tries to knead her into bread💔

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj massage

[primal karma]

i actually have

quite useful

just look at this beauty

man its sad that this base will never be used… i started having real big connection issues with the server i built it on and now im forced to switch servers

[opal heart]

Nice house

[primal karma]

yep it is.

[restive parcel]

What is this channel even about anymore

[shut bramble]

Blahaj

[opal heart]

Blåa mjuka hajar
(Blue squishy sharks)

[primal karma]

anything.

[opal heart]

Just wait til ikea Launches that monstrosity.

[restive parcel]

I would buy it

I kinda wanna buy everything Ikea releases but I have parents and they judge me

[smoky rain]

:(

[opal heart]

My parents dont want me to get a lawn mower :(

[restive parcel]

Yeah that's exactly what I mean

[primal karma]

why do you offend him?

thats mean man

he cool

[hallow fossil]

Just think of spiders as bunny’s with 8 legs and no ears

[verbal talon]

Start judging your parents

[verbal talon]

Get a lawn mower what are they gonna do lmao make you cut the grass lmao

[opal heart]

no its one of them big ones that you sit on and drive

[verbal talon]

Fun

[opal heart]

and my lawn is not that big

[verbal talon]

Pass it off as a hobby

[opal heart]

maybe

[verbal talon]

Working on engines and what not

[opal heart]

yea

have tried it

[verbal talon]

Well if all fails maybe you can build one lmao

[opal heart]

maybe ;)

[smoky rain]

So many plushies :D

[opal heart]

Awwww

All thats missing is a Custom blåhaj bed.

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[smoky rain]

Awwwww

[opal heart]

Blåmance

[smoky rain]

Is there a red panda in there

[shut bramble]

virtual raccoon :D

[restive parcel]

Fox

[smoky rain]

Ah

Sadge but also based

[opaque fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/madeline-celeste-madeline-celeste-squish-crouch-gif-21797767

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj blåhaj

[stuck trellis]

My contribution to this thread:

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj month

https://tnktok.com/ZMSr7EnoX/

Thank you official Ikea Belgium

[smoky rain]

Happy blåhaj month

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/rThRWtljEO

@restive parcel

[restive parcel]

i think i know what this is referencing just from the title alone

YIPPIE!!!

[opal heart]

Blajscare

[stuck trellis]

Does anyone have that one video of someone doing a cool spin trick with a Blåhaj

[shut bramble]

https://youtu.be/iA4LKxj81zc?si=JLL1Ja_givJDpOpW

[true venture]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[stuck trellis]

No not this one

[stuck trellis]

Or this one

[restive parcel]

I know which one u mean

It's right here

[strange crater]

petition to make this one of the offical channels (along side general and let's talk trains) during pride month

[opal heart]

Yes

[restive parcel]

Why not just keep it a channel forever

[primal karma]

i mean im fine with this form of it

when it becomes a channel more ppl find out about this and as soon as ya blink there will be beef, racism and other very nice stuff in here

just like general or lets talk trains

trust me i was watching some arguments there eating nachos bro that was better than watching a movie

like yall should try doing that

legit i swear its interesting to watch

[restive parcel]

Oh true

We're like the secret cool kids club you need a special invitation for

[primal karma]

you just have to be at the right place in the right time…

[restive parcel]

Or know how to read

[primal karma]

well yes.

[restive parcel]

But as we know most of the server is illiterate

[primal karma]

[strange crater]

ban the racist/homophobes

June is the perfect time to do it

[mellow jackal]

ehe u have no idea
this channel is not the “secret cool kids club” channel

[restive parcel]

i know the mod channel exists but does the mod channel have all the blahaj images

i doubt it

[mellow jackal]

nope its not that

[shut bramble]

Hehe im part of the cool kids club channel

[mellow jackal]

iykyk

[restive parcel]

tbf that could just be any of the forums channels

or i suppose the mc server

basically every channel you cant see immediately would qualify

[mellow jackal]

its a role you have to explicitly ask for

[meager jungle]

tesco everyday value tomato soup

[restive parcel]

The pk chat maybe?

[mellow jackal]

yeah lol

[restive parcel]

Time to develop DIAD to get into there!!!

[mellow jackal]

nono you just ask

for the role

and what is DIAD

[restive parcel]

How do you abbreviate disassociative identity discorder

Disorder*

[mellow jackal]

DID

[restive parcel]

Oh

[shut bramble]

DID

[restive parcel]

So I was right the first time

[mellow jackal]

yes

[restive parcel]

Oops

[neon lodge]

REAL (/j)

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/6Y7igzAnxp

BLAHAJ PITTT

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj

[smoky rain]

Staff furry rp /j

[restive parcel]

This IS staff furry rp

[shut bramble]

I have a gif of a blahaj getting turned

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-blahaj-doll-spinning-shark-gif-18118200

[restive parcel]

Rotation

[shut bramble]

44 hearts on this post

[restive parcel]

Indeed

[smoky rain]

Fair

[shut bramble]

Dirty haj

[restive parcel]

Wash the creature

[restive parcel]

So it doesn't get buried

(as fast)

[meager jungle]

ill put this one aswell i made last month (why not)

it has a icon this time aswell

[restive parcel]

Nice

[meager jungle]

im still very proud of myself for making the icon

[restive parcel]

It's very cool

@toxic oyster if u got time maybe add this to brassless bogies

[meager jungle]

the inside outlines are a bit too bright tbh might try and remake it at some point

[restive parcel]

It'd fit right in in brassless

[meager jungle]

it would

could do the other train stuff but im pretty sure someone already did those

[restive parcel]

Can you make brassless brass please

[meager jungle]

wood

isnt that just dark oak andesite casings

[strange crater]

we need this as a seperate block

[meager jungle]

we do

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/LIhtTppToO HE EEEP

[shut bramble]

I dont want it to lose it's fluff :(

[strange crater]

@meager jungle you should post the resource packs on modrinth

[meager jungle]

i did the brassless controls already but i want to make the icon for the conductors cap first

https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/create-brassless-train-controls

[primal karma]

not that simple but i see the point here

[toxic oyster]

i mean,, no it is that simple

[primal karma]

ya know what tho? nah just leave em to argue for some time i just wanna watch something interesting

and then do it

[restive parcel]

Teacup I've said this before and I'll say it again, anyone who's racist/homophobic and you know their ign, blacklist them from using the mod lmao

[primal karma]

u mean snr? wow thats… uuh quite clever…

[restive parcel]

Just blacklist them from crafting anything

[smoky rain]

Coding with my blåhaj in my arms rn, so cozy

[primal karma]

hmm i mean thats quite clever but how are you gonna stop em from using creative tho?

[primal karma]

dang

thats cool

man i just saw this bro shits abouta get real

this will be legendary

[restive parcel]

Transfem core

[restive parcel]

"why can't we be friends"

[smoky rain]

Real

Now I just need programming socks

[restive parcel]

I need a lot more than just that

[restive parcel]

Blacklist them from holding the items I mean

Or having them in their inventory

That way they'll still waste their resources

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/U5vFZQpGVz

Buffhaj backstory :3

[restive parcel]

Transmasc haj

[primal karma]

ok thats uuuh

uuh

ahem… yeah no its better the way it is rn…

[toxic oyster]

i'd give himb a hug

[restive parcel]

That's cause you're gay as fuck

[toxic oyster]

he just wants his T man...

[restive parcel]

You're going to siphon his t

[smoky rain]

Can I do the opposite

[shut bramble]

i just want my t man /j

[restive parcel]

me too please

[primal karma]

bro wtf… i know yall like blahaj but uuh like in THAT way? thats uuh a little odd don’t you think?

[smoky rain]

What????

[restive parcel]

huh

[shut bramble]

MY HAJ HAS A HOLE 🚨🚨🚨

[restive parcel]

sew

[meager jungle]

you know what i say to that

[shut bramble]

I'll ask my dad

[primal karma]

how did it get a hole in the first place?

[shut bramble]

idk

[opaque fiber]

Is this concerning or its sharks blowhole?

[primal karma]

it should be

there is no uuuh blowhole here

unless you make one of course

[smoky rain]

Sharks don't have those....

[opaque fiber]

But on your plush?

[smoky rain]

Also not a thing

Better repair it before it gets too bad

[opaque fiber]

I guess its sewing time

[verbal talon]

Ganja Shark

He’s hoping for a plentiful harvest

[opal heart]

If You sacrifice like 15 sheep or smth like that the harvest gods might grant the allmighty Blåhaj a good harvest. (Yap yap i know)

[verbal talon]

Idk I think it’s about keeping the Ph levels, VPD and nutrients in the right range

[opal heart]

Yea Yea

Youre probably Right

[verbal talon]

Here’s a nice chart for vpd for those who are growing a plant

As seen the seedling stage needs higher humidity and higher temps but changes through out the growth cycle

If the weather permits the plant will breath very well and will uptake lots of water

[shut bramble]

My blahaj is getting squished cuz cuddles

[restive parcel]

Real

I just bury myself in them

[meager jungle]

i dont even have one

[deep jackal]

Oh my goodness

[shut bramble]

Oh my goodness, cuteness overload

[restive parcel]

Dog

What da dog doin

I wish I could skip the next 5 years of my life until I move out and start transitioning

This sucks

[meager jungle]

Whart

[restive parcel]

Nothing

I'm fine

Just annoyed

[shut bramble]

:3

[shut bramble]

Cuddle with ur blahaj

[restive parcel]

Got none available rn

[shut bramble]

Grr

Is it just me or do haj spread through the room during the day

[deep jackal]

We’re gonna get so many you have no idea

[shut bramble]

I had them all in bed last night, and find one of them in my bed, one next to my closet, and one on my chair!

[restive parcel]

I'm literally gonna fill my entire room with them

[shut bramble]

Use small haj so u get more cuddles at once

[restive parcel]

I will get as many of every varient

[shut bramble]

I put my haj in a stack, but as soon as I cuddle them they just spread across the bed

But then again their natural habitat is a bed

[deep jackal]

We only have one

I think Maddy is going to prioritize buying the big ones

[shut bramble]

The small ones are the cheapest in my country, I think compared to the rest of the world

[deep jackal]

yeah but the small ones are stupid

Pika (PWR) @ on reply ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) The small ones are the cheapest in my country, I think compared to the rest of the world

i want the big ones

[shut bramble]

HEY DON'T CALL THEM THAT!

I have 3 3:

[deep jackal]

We only have one

[restive parcel]

Shut

All blåhaj are awesome

We should not judge their size

If you call blåhaj stupid again I will blacklist you from ever buying more

[deep jackal]

no

Create steam n' rails 6.0 port ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Shut

[restive parcel]

I am the international blåhaj representative

THYE ARENT

[deep jackal]

the small ones r lame

[restive parcel]

They're all good

[deep jackal]

the big ones r better

[restive parcel]

In German we have a saying "wer das kleine nicht ehrt ist das große nicht wert" which roughly translates to "if you don't respect the little things you don't deserve the big things"

So treat all your blåhaj equally

[deep jackal]

all my one?

Create steam n' rails 6.0 port ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) So treat all your blåhaj equally

[restive parcel]

Treat all blåhaj ever

Equally

They do not deserve to be disliked due to their size

They are the most amazing creature ever created

Do not spread hate onto some blåhaj for being different than others, as that entirely goes against what they stand for

[meager jungle]

So you are saying size doesn’t matter?

[restive parcel]

Well yes

[meager jungle]

I disagree

[restive parcel]

Why

[meager jungle]

No reason

[restive parcel]

Why do you not respect all blåhaj equally

[meager jungle]

Wasn’t specific to them

[restive parcel]

They should be exempt from your opinions

[meager jungle]

Bigger is better

[mellow jackal]

w~

[restive parcel]

.

[restive parcel]

You're a moderator you should not be endorsing blåhaj discrimination

[meager jungle]

The server is at 20k now

[restive parcel]

Woo

(I feel empty inside)

[meager jungle]

Yuh

American adverts are just annoying compared to anything else bro

[restive parcel]

Shouldn't be happening my organs are in there I think

I've never checked

If this gets 5 updoots I'll do an organ reveal

[meager jungle]

Like 90% of the people

[restive parcel]

I'ma go sleep now

Treat all blåhaj equally

Treat all people equally

Don't be a twat

[meager jungle]

Too late

[toxic oyster]

idk it made me not bored for 15 seconds

[restive parcel]

Beautiful

[toxic oyster]

compared to literally ALL OF MY OTHER WORK ART....

no lmao

[restive parcel]

Any blåhaj is beautiful

[toxic oyster]

me telling me alexa to turn the fan on:

"Alexa,, blåhaj"

(please someone get the joke)

[restive parcel]

I did

It's a very good joke

[meager jungle]

How do you even write a h like that

[toxic oyster]

yipe

[toxic oyster]

???

[toxic oyster]

does it surprise you that that's just how i write

[restive parcel]

He's British

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HE LIVES

[meager jungle]

I am too?

[restive parcel]

Does it really surprise you

[meager jungle]

Not really tbh

[restive parcel]

Teacup is the impersonation of British stereotype

I vote we make him the new king

[meager jungle]

Except he doesn’t go to weather spoons every day

[toxic oyster]

the day being wonky bc i looked through the camera instead of the actual paper

[restive parcel]

I probably won't but thanks

[mellow jackal]

guh

[restive parcel]

I write in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

[restive parcel]

You don't get to see the video

Banned

[toxic oyster]

maddy eternally here for the teacup posting

[mellow jackal]

what about it

[toxic oyster]

nth

[restive parcel]

Estrogen

[meager jungle]

Shit not on my pc I can’t steal the emoji

[toxic oyster]

hehehehhe

[restive parcel]

Me talking about a trans guy:

[meager jungle]

Vibes

[mellow jackal]

:3

pretty handwritingg

[meager jungle]

This one is too funny to me

[toxic oyster]

*automatically takes over and channel/thread i post on*

my true plan

[meager jungle]

I literally can’t read that lmao

[toxic oyster]

skill issue

[restive parcel]

This thread is basically just random spam atp

[meager jungle]

Has to be

[toxic oyster]

younger generations struggle to read analogue clocks so like

perish

[restive parcel]

Can u write me one aswell please I need it for the next 5 fucking years

[toxic oyster]

ok what name tho

[mellow jackal]

tcup did you see i replied to the thing you sent me

[restive parcel]

Well it's either Valerie or sapphire so pick your poison

[toxic oyster]

i did....

compliment

[meager jungle]

Stop using emojis when I’m on my phone bro

Should be illegal

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj

Where can I sign up to be a blåhaj

Unrelated question

Totally

[meager jungle]

Madness

[toxic oyster]

idk lmao

[restive parcel]

Yay thanks

[meager jungle]

New pronoun unlocked blå/haj

[restive parcel]

Let's go

[opal heart]

We Need (Not really) the UN to make a law that prohibits unequal blåhaj treatment.

[smoky rain]

That is also a saying in Dutch, like if you directly translate the saying you get the German one

Wie het kleine niet eert is het grote niet weerd

[toxic oyster]

dutch

[shut bramble]

HEY, NO HATE AGAINST DUTCHIES!

[toxic oyster]

:3

more the language

[smoky rain]

Eh 50% of the population doesn't accept me anyway

[restive parcel]

omg twinning !!!!

[smoky rain]

🫂

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335138811608563743/1359567960787783761/blahajpat.gif

[shut bramble]

well then, you have combined 100% of the population :D

[smoky rain]

Not very :D imo

[restive parcel]

yeah

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

almost just posted girls kissing

[meager jungle]

george would

[smoky rain]

Oh how terrible

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199329023688458307/1376998058847637675/image0.gif

https://tenor.com/view/girl-anime-kiss-anime-i-love-you-girl-kiss-gif-14375355

(idk if they are girls but I love this picture so I'm sharing it anyway)

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kiss-girl-gif-21827875

[gusty valve]

omg

[toxic oyster]

i raise you

https://tenor.com/view/gay-anime-anime-gay-gif-16466291097247368229

c:

[gusty valve]

women kissing >////<

[idle belfry]

Is that you?

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-saturday-night-live-jimmy-fallon-too-sexy-too-hot-gif-4291077

[mellow jackal]

holy peak

[opal heart]

What happened here?

[restive parcel]

I'd rather not

But you do you

[restive parcel]

this is blahaj approved

[gusty valve]

yay :3

[smoky rain]

Means more women for us >:3

[mellow jackal]

leaves for boys for ME

[smoky rain]

Ga..... wait

[mellow jackal]

yeah not gay 😭

[smoky rain]

Shit now half my vocabulary is useless

[restive parcel]

EXACTLY

[primal karma]

GAMBLING?

yezzir

i love dat shit

[primal karma]

all i know is fucking gambling.

thats it.

[restive parcel]

To celebrate let's make ou- I mean let's uhh idk I can't think of anything else

[smoky rain]

Sorry I have a girlfriend

[restive parcel]

Fair enough

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

I have 11 blåhaj

[smoky rain]

Can we trade /j

[restive parcel]

Nah

I'm pretty sure eventually I'll find one

Only 5 or 6 years until I can come out and transition and then we'll see

[smoky rain]

I'm sure you will

[unborn pawn]

https://www.tumblr.com/mousegirlheart/785220902691487744?source=share

[restive parcel]

i wish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[primal karma]

why they in a cage?

[restive parcel]

It's a mouse trap but for trans girls

[primal karma]

i still think tis rude tu put the holy creatures into a cage but whatevr

[toxic oyster]

wait tru-

[restive parcel]

Would work on me

Put me in a bed with a bunch of blåhaj and no responsibilities and I'll be happy

[smoky rain]

It looks really comfy

[shut bramble]

I gave my haj names:
Huey, Dewey en Louie :3

[restive parcel]

Huey

https://tenor.com/view/huey-gif-22064960

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-huey-dewie-and-louie-ducks-gif-7416941

[unborn pawn]

https://bsky.app/profile/cubetube.tv/post/3lr7qnellys2i

Mr. Cool 🧊 (@cubetube.tv)

please stand and salute the flag 🫡

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(I forgot to do the go to sleep thing, .)

[restive parcel]

Thanks tcup <3

(testosterone cup)

[shut bramble]

@restive parcel Hourly reminder that you got this <3

[restive parcel]

Oh god

I don't like where this is going

[strange crater]

@restive parcel 5 minute reminder that you got this 🫡

[restive parcel]

Oh shit

[unborn pawn]

Inb4tomorrow's reminder that @ fox_with_internet_acess has got this

Also appreciation posting for all of teacups anachronistic affectations like "calligraphic penmanship" and "horology" and such

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/8MkWBonaYI
I found @restive parcel

[restive parcel]

Me once I obtain disposable income

[restive parcel]

You can ping me idm

[unborn pawn]

I didn't wanna and I generally do. But duly noted

(Would rather not be pinged myself, I mean.)

[restive parcel]

Got it

[restive parcel]

True

[shut bramble]

Based

[restive parcel]

[shut bramble]

[opal heart]

Some of my ”Nightly companions” i Made the green triangle myself in sowing class at school.

Don’t ask about the Blue truck or the monkey

[vital rose]

Green triangle is so real

Also I want to ask about the monkey

[opal heart]

I have had it since i was a Baby

My lifelong companion

[strange crater]

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj:3

[restive parcel]

So eepy sleepy

[smoky rain]

Real

[unborn pawn]

This u, m8?

[restive parcel]

I volunteer as test subject

[toxic oyster]

femme teacup could go hard ngl

[restive parcel]

Nah you're the gay British boy

[toxic oyster]

have you seen my pinterest

[restive parcel]

Femme me will go so hard trust

Just wait like 6 years until I can actually move out and transition

[toxic oyster]

actually my pinterest is of no consequence... literally nothing would change
perhaps my clothes would vary more,, though i fear id wear the jeans-in-boots combo to deaqth

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362383781943574759/image0.gif

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-create-mod-create-romance-kiss-minecraft-create-gif-4659446273653644820

why do i have this saved

[toxic oyster]

r they both boys c;

[meager jungle]

i dont think they know

[restive parcel]

Or both girls

Either or is fine

[restive parcel]

Su 33 enjoy drinc

[hallow fossil]

same

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/teMhNwukwD

Around the shonk around the shoonk

[restive parcel]

Gif this please

[shut bramble]

Thats the video...

[meager jungle]

When ever a ____ is ____ my ____ is ____

Why

[strange crater]

[primal karma]

[restive parcel]

blahaj

[meager jungle]

[smoky rain]

Blåhaj are awesome

[meager jungle]

They really are but I am not in possession of one

[restive parcel]

Fr they're like the only reason im still alive

[shut bramble]

Based

I think I squished one of my haj

[restive parcel]

Squisy

[shut bramble]

Flathaj

[restive parcel]

Way too relatable

[still cipher]

I wan it

[opal heart]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[meager jungle]

ew shalz tag

[opal heart]

Whats so wrong with that

[meager jungle]

i have explained why before

let me find

[opal heart]

Kk

[meager jungle]

#general message here

also if you scroll down a bit more you will see archer going on a rant again

[opal heart]

I saw it

[restive parcel]

Transmasc haj goals

(become extremely flat)

[shut bramble]

[shut bramble]

Flathaj

[shut bramble]

i saw!!111!11!!!1!!!!

He's so ROUND

[hallow fossil]

American blåhaj

[hallow fossil]

would be platthaj in swedish

[harsh oak]

Fat blåhaj

[shut bramble]

Okay kneeglass

[restive parcel]

Blaj

[shut bramble]

Blark?

[restive parcel]

Shaj

Shahaj

[smoky rain]

Blåhaj more like ballhaj

[meager jungle]

i havent seen a purple one before

[restive parcel]

i believe those are special promos

i want the trans flag haj

[meager jungle]

i would definetly purchase that item

pink one exists aswell

[restive parcel]

i know

i want all of them

i hope ikea never stops making blahaj

[smoky rain]

I am not a him

[restive parcel]

SEND HER TO BLAHAJ DUNGEON

[shut bramble]

Oh wait

It's saturday

[restive parcel]

ITS SUNDAY

EVER SINCE AROUND 1 HOUR AGO

[primal karma]

its a fucking meme what did you expect?

im not gonna change pronouns of a whole meme cuz of one person im too lazy for it

[smoky rain]

Then don't use it asshole

[primal karma]

im not a library i don’t have a meme for everything and in such short supply i even gotta steal em sometimes

times are getting rough

the only new shit in stock is this pic of a guy making frogs watch star wars

oh and also the

thing…

[smoky rain]

You wouldn't die if you didn't send anything at all

[primal karma]

trust me i have to dump em somewhere

and yes its not a death case scenario but i mean what can i do mate i already did

although…

that gives me an idea…

just hol up a second

[verbal talon]

Weird looking shark

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/xSvJELN77b
I'm calling bps rn

[primal karma]

is it blurred or its just my internet?

oh ok its blurred

man i would enjoy this tho just put me in a box with one glass wall on the side give me a bed a charger and a pc with wifi and curtains i will be happily living up there my entire life

[opaque fiber]

Always blurred

Once you open reddit then you can see

[verbal talon]

Stool shark

[primal karma]

sit on it.

[hallow fossil]

dont murder innocent blåhaj

[primal karma]

not murder sit on it

it will be a flat blahaj

[shut bramble]

@restive parcel

[meager jungle]

all of them

[shut bramble]

Im at the spawn point

[restive parcel]

as many as possible

[shut bramble]

Ok

Spawn point

[restive parcel]

beautfiul

[shut bramble]

My dad is not going to be happy 😂😂

@restive parcel @opal scroll meet Sam and Arthur! (Dont look at the bedsheets ok)

[opal scroll]

Hu?

[shut bramble]

The haj

[meager jungle]

liverpool

[opal scroll]

Have you named your haj's after Sam and Arthur?

[shut bramble]

Yes 😂

[opal scroll]

XD, Why?

[shut bramble]

First names that came to my head! 😂😂

[opal scroll]

XD

[shut bramble]

Arthur is a he/they and Sam is a they/them

[opal scroll]

you copying us XD

also, Arthur is he/him...

[shut bramble]

Oop

[restive parcel]

haj

[meager jungle]

bla

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[opal scroll]

Thats made like 10 times worse when you realse Pikas haj's are named after my headmates!

[restive parcel]

actually those are my haj

and they are very lesbian

[meager jungle]

lesbin shark

[opal scroll]

Sam, just now: "Come ere big boy"
Arthur: "EWWW WTF SAM!"

@shut bramble

[shut bramble]

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/hes-a-big-boy-now-ella-payne-house-of-payne-cassi-davis-hes-a-big-guy-now-gif-18654378

[opal scroll]

EWWW

XD

[shut bramble]

[shut bramble]

Sam, Dewey! No eating hands! @opal scroll

[opal scroll]

XD

[primal karma]

he tryna get that midnight snack

[shut bramble]

Sam always has a stiff fin for some reason, it won't bend! @opal scroll (pls don't quote this lol)

[opal scroll]

AGAIN! I got really confused!
XD

[opaque fiber]

Gn

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362383781943574759/image0.gif

[smoky rain]

This is insane

[restive parcel]

me one day

[primal karma]

sounds like you don’t even need people in the world at this point just replace them with sentient blahaj and it will be totally fine maybe even better

no racism no sexual harassment everyone is equal skin color and height it solves everything. no im dead serious no sarcasm it is a solution to everything.

i think i found the actual solution to all the worlds problems now… wow…

or rather the house of god named ikea has

[meager jungle]

whart

[primal karma]

read this

[meager jungle]

bro i can read

just whart

[primal karma]

yes its a solution to everything think of it no world hunger no minorities no height difference no reason to bully others just replace everyone with blahaj and it will solve our lives dude

[meager jungle]

whart?

[primal karma]

sadly not possible atm but ye gotta be optimistic

[primal karma]

I JUST FUCKING SAID IT

name one thing i got wrong here and an issue this method does no tactually solve

[meager jungle]

whart

[primal karma]

blåhaj is a higher life form it is beyond hate nor death it is the solution it is the god blåhaj is sacred blåhaj is the son of god all hail blåhaj.

[meager jungle]

whart

[primal karma]

this is the reason im still living

[meager jungle]

whart

[primal karma]

to serve the god. to have blåhaj to spread blåhaj. to spread the lord.

[meager jungle]

wha

[primal karma]

you are lower than the lord your puny brain cannot comprehend the higher meaning of the lord. he was he is and he forever will be.

he is older than the universe itself the blåhaj was before he has seen things a living being cannot withstand

and yet he is.

[restive parcel]

but then i wont have a girlfriend

[meager jungle]

the solution here is quite simple:

make them blahaj

[hallow fossil]

if we kill all people there is noone you can discriminate against

good idea

[restive parcel]

He's got a point

Let's leave a blåhaj in place of every human being on earth and then just all leave the planet or smth

So when future generations discover earth again all they find is the silent blåhaj civilization

[meager jungle]

they too will learn the ways of the blahaj

[strange crater]

I don't need people as long as there is blahaj

[hallow fossil]

Real

[primal karma]

i did not intend to kill rather replace idk just send humans to trash mars or smt not my issue

[restive parcel]

We've done it

[strange crater]

[primal karma]

femboy density map jumpscare

[shut bramble]

meet the haj!

[primal karma]

the håj gang

[shut bramble]

@restive parcel

[restive parcel]

i did so smth similar once but the world got too large and the server fucking died

[hallow fossil]

real

[mellow jackal]

i’m moving to poland

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[harsh oak]

Tf2 mentioned?

[harsh oak]

Jumpscare

[restive parcel]

We should remake all the meet the class videos from tf2 with haj

[harsh oak]

Yes

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-my-beloved-shark-my-beloved-gif-22389833

[shut bramble]

😆

[shut bramble]

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2/s/C6qHKHDg7x

[restive parcel]

Why aren't my ikeas this based

[autumn wagon]

They gave out free blåhaj in our pride parade. My sister came home with five.

[restive parcel]

that sounds so cool ......

[autumn wagon]

Get triple Norwayed

[hallow fossil]

where is that

im booking flights rn

[autumn wagon]

Sorry it’s over now

[autumn wagon]

Guess what country

[hallow fossil]

i have no idea

ah ok

then it aint that far

[autumn wagon]

Ye your bio implies your Swedish

[hallow fossil]

ye

[hallow fossil]

fuuuck

i wanted more blåhaj

ive got a few but you can never have too many blåhaj

[primal karma]

ok so uuh how do i like… look trans while im not trans? do i just like say it or smt

[mellow jackal]

holy egg

@restive parcel we have an egg to crack

[restive parcel]

nah

they mean acting trans to get free blahaj

[mellow jackal]

thats egg behavior

[restive parcel]

blahaj is for everyone <3

[meager jungle]

something someone somewhere someday

[smoky rain]

Wrong

Egg has to crack on it's own

[restive parcel]

Literally Ikea be like

(egg maker)

[meager jungle]

ciken

[harsh oak]

jokey

[restive parcel]

Cat

[opal heart]

Epic Gamer bruh moment

[shut bramble]

hejdå pride månad

[strange crater]

?

[hallow fossil]

he said goodbye pride month in swedish

[restive parcel]

Very sad day

I suppose we start the rest of pride year

[hallow fossil]

ye

[shut bramble]

blue low?

[restive parcel]

Estrogen lore

[opaque fiber]

Uhm... okay i guess horse piss

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-1721830702096578655

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-him-reactions-react-him-discord-this-man-gif-15681128562539885835

[opal heart]

Where is blåmiddle?

[opal scroll]

Really, my dude?
really?

(The moderators from the server Im on isnt even doing anything about him!)

[restive parcel]

Let them scream into the void lol

Best course of action is to just ignore

.

[primal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-ai-blackbeard-marshal-d-teach-teach-gif-8735872298036228858

no but using ai generated images for an argument is just the lowest shit you can possibly do like why use that when we have this?

[primal karma]

use ai animated memes.

the funni ones

not the ass ones

[opal scroll]

XD

[simple marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/orca-killer-whale-athena-underwater-gif-4268305694878465719

[primal karma]

dang 3 whole sections? ok that… thats a LOT…

[sharp jacinth]

what server is that imma kill him

[opal scroll]

Scrap mechanic discord XD

[sharp jacinth]

what channel

[sharp jacinth]

tj im serious what channel i will kill

im out for blood

[opal scroll]

Oh god, you did actually join the scrap mechanic discord...
Erm

[sharp jacinth]

im on the grind

@opal scroll did you forget

[opal scroll]

No

Just search his name.

He's currently Muted though

[sharp jacinth]

he deleted it i think

[opal scroll]

Oh, this was in DMs @sharp jacinth

[sharp jacinth]

ohh

ill kill him myself

i dm'd him

im out for BLOOD

[opal scroll]

XD

What did you say?

[sharp jacinth]

there are kids on this server

so i cant tell you

[opal scroll]

DM me

[primal karma]

the thing found sleeping in my brothers clothes, colored, march 23rd 2021

somehow he opened the wardrobe climbed into the 5th shelf and slept there until morning

[sharp jacinth]

the creature

[idle belfry]

I showed my GF and now she wants that cat they are that cute

[primal karma]

no. im sorry but he kinda turned wild now he just leaves for most of the day and then returns to eat smt just to go off again

plus i live in another country due to political issues so the time i can go see him for the first time in 3 years is like in 3 weeks or so

[primal karma]

what now.

uuh so if i do repost it i love elon and if i don’t i hate lesbians?

mate thats kind of a rather odd choice innit?

[restive parcel]

No

[hallow fossil]

why do you hate elon?

what have i missed?

[restive parcel]

mostly the intense transphobia

all his fucking children hate him nowadays

[hallow fossil]

fair

[restive parcel]

every child of him hates him

even grok ai

[hallow fossil]

Lmao

[primal karma]

he hit the wrong emote that one time too

the austrian painter 1939 edition arm lift

so people have lets say… reasons… to hate him

[smoky rain]

He did it twice

On the same day

[hallow fossil]

so did my grandpa

although not in public though

[shut bramble]

[meager jungle]

-# why is there a pancake

[harsh oak]

What have I started

[shut bramble]

13, 37 more to go!

[primal karma]

guess who‘s at ikea rn?

[meager jungle]

does it count more if there is two

[primal karma]

guess they making bees now

should i buy one?

looks kinda cool

[restive parcel]

yeah theyre silly

[primal karma]

yk what? fuck it he goes into the cart

[meager jungle]

there we go even better

[primal karma]

they got a mini bee guys a mini bee

[hallow fossil]

no

get blåhaj!

Blåhaj superior

[primal karma]

i have one at home

parents won‘t understand it

they don‘t get the feeling to just throw yourself into a pile of blahaj

[meager jungle]

just get more and say its a gift for a friend or something

[primal karma]

nah i will have to actually gift it then

plus im fine with one for now

[meager jungle]

how do you know you only need one when you havent got more

[primal karma]

the creatur

all i need

[shut bramble]

24, 26 to go!!!

[meager jungle]

144p ahh quality

[primal karma]

yupie HD kitteh

[shut bramble]

15 to go!

[shut bramble]

13!

[sharp jacinth]

11

[shut bramble]

8!

6!

[sharp jacinth]

4

[shut bramble]

2

[shut bramble]

-26!

[shut bramble]

-47!

[toxic oyster]

ok but need sum sharks like

[meager jungle]

sorry we have run out of budget for a real one so here is this

[shut bramble]

Teacup pfp jumpscare

[toxic oyster]

;-;

[opal scroll]

This thread has like 1.1k messages in it! 😂

1.9k* 😂

[strange crater]

blahaj forever

[meager jungle]

still not enough

[strange crater]

we need 6.9k blahaj

[opal heart]

More

[hallow fossil]

no 36,21k blåhaj

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-blahaj-go-spinny-spinny-spinny-skirt-skirt-gif-14781107179880246076

[restive parcel]

Infinity blåhaj

[restive parcel]

Omgomgomgomgomg

[opal heart]

Blåhajerina

[strange crater]

is this new?

(to the server)

[opal heart]

Maybe

Not sure

[primal karma]

im sorry what flag is that again?

looks oddly familiar but i can‘t recall ever seeing it

[meager jungle]

If you click on emojis it tell you the name

[restive parcel]

big gay

maximum queer

[primal karma]

ah

[strange crater]

[hallow fossil]

:3

[mellow jackal]

just over a month old

[sharp jacinth]

who is little feller

[harsh oak]

Deep sea blåhaj

[strange crater]

3 AM blahaj

[sharp jacinth]

friend

😄

[hallow fossil]

my new pet

[restive parcel]

I love blåhajs

[hallow fossil]

same

[restive parcel]

dont we all

[hallow fossil]

if someone here dislikes blåhaj i will beat you to death

[shut bramble]

The Spawner ™

[opal heart]

Will you beat me to death? I didn’t know that much at all about Blåhaj until a saw this godly thread. Atleast now im a true follower of Blåhaj.

[hallow fossil]

good that you now are a true follower of Blåhaj

https://tenor.com/view/sharks-shark-blahaj-dancing-ikea-gif-5309621650998004965

[sharp jacinth]

friend

[shut bramble]

Bloo

[primal karma]

the creatur weath a featur

[opal heart]

True

[opal heart]

Would have Worked better if it Said free blåhaj

[hallow fossil]

im in

[restive parcel]

POCKET BLAHAJ

IT GLOWS IN THE DARK

[hallow fossil]

i need to get a aquarium now

do i need to do some funny shenanigans to get these or something?

[restive parcel]

i would assume you propably cant get one legally

[hallow fossil]

ok

then i wont get one legally

ive done worse than snatch a shark or two

[restive parcel]

We're criminals facing the death sentence in like 60 countries so yeah

[hallow fossil]

ye

although that aint what i mean

[restive parcel]

What did you do

[hallow fossil]

dms

[meager jungle]

now i wanna know

[restive parcel]

Ask her to dm you Mr tinkle

[meager jungle]

kinda just did

[opal heart]

Tell me

[hallow fossil]

Nuh uh

[hallow fossil]

No

[opal heart]

Why

[meager jungle]

because he is evil

[strange crater]

what do

[meager jungle]

thats what i wanna know

[hallow fossil]

i aint telling you

i dont have a reason

and i dont want that shit to spread

[meager jungle]

reason: i said so

there you go

[primal karma]

hey man you can't just ask ppl for personal stuff and expect them to tell you everything just cuz u said so

but i mean... if i could get yalls credit card info... pretty please ?