#Blåposting
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All of them
Blåhajmon
omg haha
Choccy milk
This is awesome
Woa

you're doing god's work, vali
That’s sick ong 
i should do that in dual wield
What's she listening to
Breakcore
No, Blåcore
yes
Ten hours of train sounds to study and relax to
My headphone cable makes it look like the hand isn't attached to a body, rest assured that I do not infact have a disembodied hand and this is mine
Bla is blahing
one question: why do u have so many of them?
It's a sort of mascot of trans, I believe (dont pin me on it)
no don’t get me wrong i have one too but dang 8 blåhaj?
eh anyways the more the better
Why not
11*
dang
uuh where do u even keep all of em? or do u just use ur blåhaj mountain as a blanket?

oh wow impressive blånket
Blåh-ket
sharg wit da drip
Maybe in the morning just saw this
He swim
Holding bread btw
The mod is just called figura and I can send the model in a bit
Model
Just put it in the avatars folder of the figura folder
You have to set it back every time you open a world
Does it work with servers?
Like if I put it on on a server will other people see it
its client side but maybe if they have it too
the most relatable image in the universe:
yes
No it’s only relatable if the tag is unreadable
Lmao
Shark must be showing signs of being hugged
That right there is a fresh shark
I just remove the tags cause they get annoying when cuddling
They're cycled back to the factory to make more blåhaj tags
uuuh
i didn’t remove mine and now its just a white piece of cloth sticking out of muh blåhaj
It kinda hurts
But yeah not up to me to tell you how to take care of your blåhaj
New DreamWorks movie: how to train your blåhaj
Same
Does it involve the surgery
Restuffication
Yes
believe it or not i actually never restuffed muh blåhaj so hes a lil skinny rn but other than that hes ok
i also never washed him… so uuh… any tips how to do that? hes gettin a lil stinky
in a good way but still
You can just put em in the washing machine
uuh ok thanks
Sacrilege
He literally just shark how dare you tumble him
It's like a rollercoaster :3
Blåhaj nior
I’m scared of ruining him
I’m not very good at stitching
Blåhaj gender affirming surgery real
shork
Dare you to get 12..
Eventually
Meme for girls
mmmm blåhaj
yippi
Yes
She has her blankie and is going to have an eepy sleepy
Semi related
Real
•____•
Ghost whale
There should be a Blahaj server emoji
Inspirational quote

i will steal the Blahaj :3
am i doing it dad?
You can have one
is my shonk doing this correctly?
Affirmative
:)

do you get them at ikea?
As soon as I have a job
I will get more
11 is not enough
This is my autism arc
11 is a small number
: )
-# you know you can turn off the emoticon to emoji thing in settings right
I did not ty
Heaven
I've successfully set all of the Ikea help tvs to blåhaj
This is certainly gonna help someone
God fucking damm
It's cuz im close to sweden, netherlands
It's 89 shark
we need 100
Hes an eepy boy
Relatable except mine aren't boys
I need
Eepy
Hork
why is this a thing 🙏
cus it is. is that wrong?
I need to buy Another One soon
2 big 9 small
are you choking your blåhaj? man u either have some anger issues or its agression caused by cuteness
Who are you to judge what blåhaj enjoys

a owner of one
oh man yours is cuber? mine's eeper
plus im not judging anybody cute agression is a thing and we all had it in some ways
Well I'm an owner of one x11
https://youtu.be/2K6RpnAB7no?si=YUZWcz57FR4zaw9n @restive parcel
Inspired by the Pluche Blåhaj from @IKEA and https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/ (not an AD)
Tools: Stable Diffusion, Flux, Kling, Capcut
Song: Ludlow - Home
Blahaj Shark Pluche: https://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/p/blahaj-pluchen-speelgoed-baby-haai-20540663/
1 op 1 Ai design leren? Ga naar: http://www.calendly.com/milanknol
Spotify: https://bit.ly/3Jz2...
oh my god..
Yeah he go spinny
waht is that in the backround?..
Corliss engine
https://youtu.be/6AJzBW74WtI
(ALL MODS I USED WERE VERSION 1.18.2)
-Valkyrien skies 2 + dependency mods
-VS Clockwork
-VS tournament
-VS takeoff
-Vmod
-VS addition
-VSClockworkadditions
-Create:Interactive (older version)
-copycats+
To get better collisions go to the config in your Mc folder and go to Config/ Valkerien/ V...
fancy smacny thing
Needs a Mario jump sound
Extra low quality one today
Nop
Oh
I approve of shark.
Blånana
Guess who's Old and who's new
The right one is new
oddly enough blåhaj seem to never wear out they only get a little skinny from all the squishing
same
mine went skinny long time ago but hes kinda ok ig? idk how do u describe this state of blåhaj? is this normal?

Wrong
Tbf they look almost identical
Except for the teef
How much are they? I might buy one at this point.
trust me every single cent you are paying for a blåhaj is worth it.
5 here 25 big
it better be worth it
Otherwise I shall turn the thingwithanameidontwannatrytospell into a NFT
Don’t worry buddy, you fit right in :3
lol
A fox In sharks clothing
My new baj is funky too
Shark holder
Woaw
very useful doodad
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
teh eeper

my blahaj is just havin his first ever wosh rn
sorry i cannot interrupt the process so no photos
my blahaj hasnt been washed yet
i do bathe them once a year in bathtub
i know theres diferent methods but
its fun
Tub shark
Baftub shork :D
Shark meeting
For valentine's day, have a blåhaj heart
hey blahaj is for femboys too so i guess i can be here
Everyone is Welcome <3
Wrong
Donald trump for example can fuck right off
As a person not politically
Even boring waspy, monogamous cishet antifas? I don't even have a blahaj! The best I can do is like, left shark gifs and Baldwins. :C
Shark is $10 get a shark and you will have happiness 
*results may vary
Yes
Fair. Just never go to the IKEA, and hell if imma pay extra to get bezos to ship me one
That's how I started too, with gifs
This how I started
Lifelong blåhaj addiction
Blåhaj cheerleader glove things
what is a transfem without their blahaj
Hope ya get one soon
I really don’t have a way to
Just like I don’t have a way to get any more skirts or anything like that
Now that’s a shame
Shorkz
man i wanna get a white skirt and some newer thigh highs but i can't
Why does he have so many blå haj
Yeah, imma just assume there are that many because Valid Reasons, and besides, it ain't none of my bznz anyhow
She*
Sorry
Np
dont have money for more rn :(
I feel like blåhaj is some femboy stuff. The sharks are very cute. I don’t why I have seen them å lot with femboy stuff
I 100% agree with your status
.
You need one more blåhaj 12 is a perfect number
my personal ocd disagrees
only multiples of 8 are good numbers
and numbers where both numbers are the same
like 11 or 22
My favourite numbers are 7 12 24 and 99
Then gett 16
start a go fund me
For blåhaj
Try to gett the world record for most blåhaj owed
all in due time
I currently have 2, but my Prices are half of Fox's
im gonna take a damm vacation to sweden
I encourage you to use every single penny
and smuggle blahaj out of the country
Sweden is my backyard
I live in Norway
Sweden is only one hour away
nice
I actually have 3 ikeas close to me
Look at them lil chompers
theres an ikea like 10 minutes from me by bus so
For me they cost 5 euro's, for Fox they cost 10 dollarie doos
10 euros
Oh
500 cigarettes
I thought you were american
thank god i aint
500 blahaj
There Are 2 sizes
100cm and 55cm
For me the big ones cost 299kr and the smal ones 79kr
Big Ones 15 euros here
What do you not understand?
Im further away and it's cheaper
It has nothing to do with import fees. In Norway the average wage is much higher than other places so things are also more expensive.
Ah
Thats discord bugging you
Thats my yt Channel lol
Oh god
I can’t subscribe since I am not logged in but I would if I could
guys is there a blåhaj inside? looks kinda sus
ok i think i passed out im in some weird van rn filled with blåhaj
Isn’t that a dream come true
I'd gladly
this som kind of blahaj virus? should i be concerned about mine?
they're playing pretend, don't ruin their fun
Enter the funny culvert
|| thats what my date said last night, ayyyyy ||
they got accepted.
Thats such a cozy bed! Gimme the shonks :D 
Nuh uh they're all mine >:3c
3:
Lmao
I at Ikea atm
Buying Blahaj in a nutshell: "Buy one, Buy more."
Well done
LOOK AT THEEEM
Squihsy
the squished creature
the creature is being tamed
Sleep by time
I have yet to find out why my phone camera specifically enjoys capturing my breathing
Awww cute
i dunno but i do have a car pet
I've been doing shit for school all week so I haven't been able to rember to take pictures
:<
Get ready for non-stop laughs with this hilarious comedy short! Whether you're a gamer, meme lover, or just here for some funny moments, this video has something for everyone.
Friend: "Do you support LGBT?"
Me: "Of course! Who doesn’t love Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, and Tomato?" 🥪😌
Friend stares at me. Silence. Confusion. Regret. 💀
At least now I ...
Lgbt sandwich
-Lettuce
-Bacon
-Guacamole
-Tomato
Ngl should try cookin one up
Haj
God dag jeg er ikke en Blåhai (Blåhaj)
he is indeed, the Blå
Omg yas
perfect
THAT is 120 euros right there
its good but i think the last part was a lil too much
true
well i will hopefully visit my cat soon so i will have something even better than a cuddle shork: a cuddle car
20€ a pop
Yup
Normal price
The actual big one cost a little less
Not for mw
Mw?
Big one
damm prices are fluxuating
Fridge shark governing the making of the pizza

Ah, the Fox with internet access
wah?
it fall.
New ha
bla
haj
Blåtrain
real
figured out what i can do to show my TDOV support later this week! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2509941211
repaint my amfleet and try and get my phase 3 F40PH out in both schemes
yay
Send me purchase links if you have any reccomended sites
i need fluff.
ikea
None within 60 miles of me.
the website?
/j
Sure. "Femboys."
🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚
(They're cheaper by the dozen, after all.)
yeah sorry i don’t get this femboy humor thing
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I just took 200 relatability damage
I figured someone would get it
I'm honestly surprised that none of my friends even think I might be an egg
Not that I wonder it about myself really but. When you have as many cool trans folks around you in as many different communities as I do and when trans rights are pretty friggin important to you...you gotta sorta wonder "...am I trans tho?"
But the answer is still pretty clearly no! I just never have been able to put up with bullies who pick on people who aren't as able to stick up for themselves. And so?
I look weary as hell from this last work week yo. My face? She BAD

ya know i identify myself as a ||classified documents||
i identify as the user manual for the F35B
So you hang out on the War Thunder forums, sooner or later? 😉
potentially
No post yesterday cause blåhaj is no joke
Do you think there's some alternate dimension somewhere where a bunch of sharks sleep surrounded by plushy transfemme folks?
And then their mirror universe where the sharks have facial hair and are mean to their plushies or something
Oh no
Thx hehe
imma add blahaj block to my mod 😉
So while this is still true it no longer applies to me
yeah yeah
Many such cases
trains turned me trans
the trans-continental

It was already here
it was here at least for 2 years i think
🥚 🔨
I did a thing
2lb
35psi
2 cylinder if you could hear it
So do most of mine but idk how to do that :(
#general message :O
Pull a bit of one seam, add batting, stitch 'er back up
Ok, I've argued with my friend about this, but is blåhaj pronounce (blo-haj) or (bla-ha)? Because my friend thinks the 2nd one is correct, and I obviously think the 1st one is correct.
from what i've seen, most people just pronounce it the way it's spelt in english (bla-haj)
its (bla-haj but the j is something more like a mix of a g and a y)
well thats the way i think its supposed to be pronounced idk
Blow hi
According to swedish people "blow high" is correct
Which sounds less like a sharks name and more like something 2 hippies would have done in the 60s
damn
im sending a thermonuclear warhead to your location
Is it going where the sun don’t shine?
No?
Then I don’t care
Anyways I go back to class now
peak form of autism:
No planes so it's more like 80% autism
Yeah but as it’s 80% it’s common and lame
I got the steamtism
Which is still up there lmao
#lego #legosteampunk #diy #legoengineering #legopneumatic #legos #legotechnic #legoyoutube
He got in the video
It just makes the table look better
He realized you were sad and is coming to cuddle you
Ignore the respirator in the background I've got a horrible cold

Sharks
Shonks
DAAAAM
Blåposting and random cute things
Literally did that just because I like this table
Fair enough
How many blåhaj can one own?
I have none.
...this would be an interesting research question, actually. Figuring out ikea's total production figures to date, the knock offs, what we consider a valid blahaj...
I volunteer as tribute!!!
Hmm. This is going to be harder to figure out than I expected. At least I found this in my searching! https://blahaj.at/
I never knew my home country had these, I must find where they come from…
YOU'RE ALSO FROM AUSTRIA??
Yeah, so is Kathy
…
Well idk
^^^
Oh
Wow
My brain just went weow
It’s nighttime for me
I have no clue why my phone amplifies the noise of me breathing so much
¡ǝʇɐɯ ,sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ƃuıdʎʇ ǝq p'ʎǝɥʇ ,uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ,ou
Vegemite
Austrainlian
I turned it into a gif to make up for it :3
There’s the raw version of you wanna put your own text
Ty
I wanted to do that when I got home today lol
o lol
Hehe onion
Old school trans anthems power hour GO ill start
from the album i am a bird now , 2005
copyright belongs to rough trade
one day i'll grow up
and be a beautiful woman
one day i'll grow up
and be a beautiful girl
but for today i am a child
for today i am a boy
one day i'll grow up
and feel the power in me
one day i'll grow up
feeling full and pure
but for today i am a child
for today i am ...
guess what creature is going with me
bhaj
i have a big bckpack that can hold like 4
Kitten why you not pass that shit? No bogarting
No u
We believe kids toys should be kid proof. So we test them. Thoroughly. 🦈🦈🦈
BLÅHAJ Soft toy, L55cm £5
Affordable by design.
basic blåhaj info guide for new owners
u gotta watch tis
before u own one.
or i find you. and i make you watch it.
Bet
ive seen it
blåhaj is overrated ❌
yall are sleeping on the DJUNGELSKOG ✅
Idk. I come from Edgar Allen Poe land and one of the rules amongst Poe scholars is "WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE OURANGUTANG"
Wait no I misunderstood. Yeah both is fine. Dude is nowhere near as classic tho
fuck you.
I hope you perish /j
Also the monkey doesent fit with my underwater theme
oh tis rude? no one dares to offend the lord. NO ONE.
that is whats rude
yes.
But what about 
Underwater foxes obviously

Fuck you.
if i had mod id ban you on the spot
i already said that but yes, go fuck yourself.
I mean you ain't wrong tho
Sorry I don’t speak wrong
For people with normal currencies, that's €22.73 and €7.21
As for how they compare to Dutch prices, your big blahaj is cheaper while the small one is more expensive (€25 and €5 respectively)
It would be an even better price if you can convince them to take Italian lira. Or maybe Zimbabwean dollars?
kinda more expemsive than mine
but not a lo
Dutch small blahaj is the best deal
Yall finna get into FOREX trading and buying the things in bulk, dropshipping them to Laos or something?
I'm considering it
someone airdrop 1000 blahaj over my house
I know i know, i have offended the blåhaj god by posting this here but anyways, here is a Clip of a Hkp4 Talking off at Aeroseum in sweden.
(Sorry if my grammar is a bit incorrect)
Have this clip of an F35 doing whatever the fuck this this
What the shit
the fuck is that
i swear if it didn’t come from hell idk how to explain… that…
Tf is that
It’s a Swedish Squishy Thingy i got from the Hemglass bil (Ice cream truck).
Wtf is Hemglass?
It is a Ice cream truck Company
Not sure it is all around sweden tho
You have been blåhajed
can i steal this :3
ofc
yipeeee
Aww man
blahajeeper
Thank you you eepy blahaj, I did have a good sleepies
Imagine if Minecraft and ikea did collab outside of marketplace cashgrab
I would so buy a Minecraft style blåhaj
Well the good news is, that would an incredibly easy thing to learn how to sew on if you didn't already
So why not DIY one?
TW: blahaj smoosh
Nauuuuuuu
This is like that video of the shrimp going into the press and just coming out engraved on paper
Damn their writing a better flat Stanley
Once again shark with train
I had to take this engine apart to start work on a new one
I made eccentrics for the valves
And it’s reversible
yowch - "they're" = "they are", their = "belonging to them". sorry i'm pedantic and old and that was 1d4 psychic damage i just took
frens
Blåmys
SHAKRSHAKRSHAKR
NOOOO IVE BEEN BLAJFISHED
I figured this was fun, for context this person was harassing my transmasc friend and my friend sent one message telling him he was reported and then stopped sending stuff and the guy got really desperate
Lmao
I cant wait for my scam wave
It always is around Christmas for me
So they are my Christmas present
Aww
normal
the fact that i actually saw this in a youtube video recently makes it even funnier to me
MWS?
Yeah that's where I stole it from
I only steal memes from quality YouTube channels
First message for anyone looking
I love my blåhaj
Post blåhaj
Gotta catch em all
I no blåhaj own…
skill issue
Ik
But my Birthday is soon so maybe i can ”Skrapa ihop” enough Money to become a caretaker of blåhaj
get a summer job
@wide girder underage person here
you cant be on discord if you are 13 or younger
upp to discord and SnR moderation
Also will i be able to join this server again and in guessing my Account will be deleted
Är jag körd? (Am i cooked?)
jag vet ej (idk)
I wish my dad wasnt allergic :(
R o t a t i o n
im constantly getting notifys for reactions in here
whos doing that
SHOW YOURSELF
Bee
I cannot wait to move out and have financial freedom
I did not even notice that bee
Based
Roombahaj
Lmaoo
Lol
Relatable
Soft and squimshy
Just like pamcæk
Someone hold me like this
Real
If steam n rails doesnt add this, i will... uh... pls add this to snr
i did suggest it at one point
this is actually why the update is taking so long
theyre working out the blahaj physics
Good point, devs, take as long as you need for it
Goognight
Goodnight
One of the people in my tram literally has a fucking blåhaj tf is this
I’m assuming this is Sweden
Please correct me if I’m wrong
and you didnt go get their number??
biggest fumble ever 💔
Do you understand how I look
do it ANYWAY
smhsmh
Austria
Close enough
Not if you looked like me and had my level of confidence
I would just have looked like a creep
doubt but okay
Only like one Baltic sea across
Also idk how to talk to people
That’s ridiculous
You’re doing it rn 
nobody does
If only I could be out
Knowing transfems you're probably more attractive than you give yourself credit for
Lmfao sure
Pixel art blahaj (Has been revealed in https://discord.com/channels/706277846389227612/1305843822042812416)
Woah
ÖBB Railjet
based
i need to do some blaj posting
me n my gfs blaj are all deflated though
we have like
6 on the bed
just noticed i sent railjet in wrong thread
i literally see em everyday this is the right thread
I think you need more

I read it as Australia…
