Blåposting

[ancient basalt]

[crisp tendon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042490313022898207/1259597760567705610/blahaj-spin.gif

[restive parcel]

Am buying another one

We got 11 now

[crisp tendon]

that is

so many

how many sharks does one woman need

[restive parcel]

All of them

[crisp tendon]

ya know what

cannot argue with that

yu go girl

catch them all

[restive parcel]

Blåhajmon

[wide girder]

omg haha

[restive parcel]

Choccy milk

[rotund osprey]

This is awesome

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[restive parcel]

Woa

[wide girder]

https://tenor.com/view/lilpotate-lil-potate-lilpotates-lil-potates-potate-gif-9897617454644105481

[restive parcel]

blahaj cat

[old nimbus]

Haj

We love the haj

[shut bramble]

[solemn coral]

you're doing god's work, vali

[stuck trellis]

That’s sick ong

[restive parcel]

i should do that in dual wield

[crisp tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[restive parcel]

What's she listening to

[old nimbus]

Breakcore

[shut bramble]

No, Blåcore

[old nimbus]

yes

[knotty cave]

Ten hours of train sounds to study and relax to

[restive parcel]

My headphone cable makes it look like the hand isn't attached to a body, rest assured that I do not infact have a disembodied hand and this is mine

[old nimbus]

Bla is blahing

[restive parcel]

Haj

That is infact a shark picture

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-ikea-ikea-shark-ikea-shonk-shark-gif-23977116

[primal karma]

one question: why do u have so many of them?

[shut bramble]

It's a sort of mascot of trans, I believe (dont pin me on it)

[primal karma]

no don’t get me wrong i have one too but dang 8 blåhaj?

eh anyways the more the better

[restive parcel]

Why not

[restive parcel]

11*

[primal karma]

dang

uuh where do u even keep all of em? or do u just use ur blåhaj mountain as a blanket?

[restive parcel]

Yeah ofc

[shut bramble]

[primal karma]

oh wow impressive blånket

[restive parcel]

Blåh-ket

[crisp tendon]

sharg wit da drip

[restive parcel]

Can I hav the exact mods you used for that

And the model

Asking for a friend

[verbal talon]

Maybe in the morning just saw this

[verbal talon]

He swim

Holding bread btw

[restive parcel]

How

Give me the model and the mod pleaseer

[verbal talon]

The mod is just called figura and I can send the model in a bit

[restive parcel]

Model

[verbal talon]

Shark

[verbal talon]

Just put it in the avatars folder of the figura folder

You have to set it back every time you open a world

[restive parcel]

Does it work with servers?

Like if I put it on on a server will other people see it

[verbal talon]

its client side but maybe if they have it too

[primal karma]

the most relatable image in the universe:

[stone prairie]

yes

[verbal talon]

No it’s only relatable if the tag is unreadable

Lmao

Shark must be showing signs of being hugged

That right there is a fresh shark

[restive parcel]

I just remove the tags cause they get annoying when cuddling

They're cycled back to the factory to make more blåhaj tags

[primal karma]

uuuh

i didn’t remove mine and now its just a white piece of cloth sticking out of muh blåhaj

[restive parcel]

It kinda hurts

But yeah not up to me to tell you how to take care of your blåhaj

New DreamWorks movie: how to train your blåhaj

[verbal talon]

Same

[verbal talon]

Does it involve the surgery

Restuffication

[restive parcel]

Yes

[primal karma]

believe it or not i actually never restuffed muh blåhaj so hes a lil skinny rn but other than that hes ok

i also never washed him… so uuh… any tips how to do that? hes gettin a lil stinky

in a good way but still

[restive parcel]

You can just put em in the washing machine

[primal karma]

like stuffed?

wow thats cool

how long does it take for em to dry out?

[restive parcel]

I got no idea

Check the internet for washing instructions

[primal karma]

uuh ok thanks

[verbal talon]

Sacrilege

He literally just shark how dare you tumble him

[restive parcel]

It's like a rollercoaster :3

[verbal talon]

No

[restive parcel]

Yes

Trust me

They love it

[opaque fiber]

Blåhaj nior

[verbal talon]

Shorks

[old nimbus]

They look loved

Now wash and restuff them so you could hug them more

[shut bramble]

yaas

shork

[verbal talon]

I’m scared of ruining him

I’m not very good at stitching

[restive parcel]

I must learn stitching to restuff mine

Eventually

[verbal talon]

Same

but it’s scary

I don’t want to do surgery on a shark

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj gender affirming surgery real

[verbal talon]

Shark

Shork

[shut bramble]

shork

[median bloom]

Dare you to get 12..

[restive parcel]

Eventually

[restive parcel]

Meme for girls

[neon ibex]

mmmm blåhaj

[shut bramble]

My First shonk YAY

I gotta catch em all

[restive parcel]

yippi

[shut bramble]

Wet boy rn, brought him home on me bike

Is it okay to cut the tag off?

[restive parcel]

Yes

[restive parcel]

She has her blankie and is going to have an eepy sleepy

[restive parcel]

Semi related

[restive parcel]

Real

[verbal talon]

•____•

Ghost whale

There should be a Blahaj server emoji

[restive parcel]

Inspirational quote

[shut bramble]

[blissful nexus]

i will steal the Blahaj :3

[shut bramble]

am i doing it dad?

[restive parcel]

You can have one

[blissful nexus]

😄

yippee

[shut bramble]

is my shonk doing this correctly?

[restive parcel]

Affirmative

[restive parcel]

:)

[shut bramble]

[blissful nexus]

do you get them at ikea?

[restive parcel]

Ofc

[blissful nexus]

ok, cool I do want to get like 256 Blahaj

but that needs money

[restive parcel]

As soon as I have a job

I will get more

11 is not enough

This is my autism arc

[blissful nexus]

11 is a small number

[restive parcel]

Indeed

that's what she said

[blissful nexus]

: )

[restive parcel]

-# you know you can turn off the emoticon to emoji thing in settings right

[blissful nexus]

I did not ty

[restive parcel]

Heaven

I've successfully set all of the Ikea help tvs to blåhaj

This is certainly gonna help someone

[shut bramble]

BAHAHAH

It's cheap here

5 euros

Aka 5,25 dollars

[restive parcel]

God fucking damm

[shut bramble]

It's cuz im close to sweden, netherlands

[restive parcel]

Fair enough

Apparently our blåhaj are twice as expensive

[restive parcel]

I have discovered goals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698646509352386621/1331791651957510228/VideoEditor_20250115_0141161-1.mp4?ex=6794e161&is=67938fe1&hm=59e3efe5c61ae7f1366b44d3595bab10effd5ae35888ec620b2895512f45c647&

[restive parcel]

It's 89 shark

[shut bramble]

we need 100

[shut bramble]

Hes an eepy boy

[restive parcel]

Relatable except mine aren't boys

[shut bramble]

Mine is a boy

Shonk

[restive parcel]

Lamp reveal

[blissful nexus]

I need

[shut bramble]

I love some HRT

Hehe

[shut bramble]

Eepy

[blissful nexus]

Hork

[blissful nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/raprada-blahaj-ikea-pettheblahaj-gif-25252679

[brisk gorge]

why is this a thing 🙏

[still cipher]

cus it is. is that wrong?

[shut bramble]

I need to buy Another One soon

[shut bramble]

NMB = Need More Blåhaj

Wait, do you have the Small or big ones

[verbal talon]

I have both

Must shark

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[restive parcel]

2 big 9 small

[verbal talon]

spinny

[old nimbus]

shakr

Sharkira

[primal karma]

are you choking your blåhaj? man u either have some anger issues or its agression caused by cuteness

[restive parcel]

Who are you to judge what blåhaj enjoys

[verbal talon]

[tough lichen]

+2 nooooo

plz some1 be a cuber

or else itll be rly akward

[primal karma]

a owner of one

[primal karma]

oh man yours is cuber? mine's eeper

plus im not judging anybody cute agression is a thing and we all had it in some ways

[restive parcel]

Well I'm an owner of one x11

[shut bramble]

mines gamer

[verbal talon]

Monitor shark

[shut bramble]

4 monitors?!

Goddamn

[shut bramble]

https://youtu.be/2K6RpnAB7no?si=YUZWcz57FR4zaw9n @restive parcel

[verbal talon]

5

[verbal talon]

Dark shark

[median bloom]

oh my god..

[verbal talon]

Yeah he go spinny

[median bloom]

waht is that in the backround?..

[verbal talon]

Corliss engine
https://youtu.be/6AJzBW74WtI

[median bloom]

fancy smacny thing

[verbal talon]

I built every constituent part of the engine

[verbal talon]

He’s so shark

[restive parcel]

Jump

[crisp tendon]

Needs a Mario jump sound

[restive parcel]

Extra low quality one today

[restive parcel]

AfD fucking sucks

[shut bramble]

Wait is that you

[restive parcel]

Nop

[shut bramble]

Oh

[royal fable]

I approve of shark.

[restive parcel]

Blånana

[shut bramble]

Guess who's Old and who's new

[restive parcel]

The right one is new

[primal karma]

oddly enough blåhaj seem to never wear out they only get a little skinny from all the squishing

[restive parcel]

yeah they lose they stufing

i need to learn sewing eventuall

[primal karma]

same

mine went skinny long time ago but hes kinda ok ig? idk how do u describe this state of blåhaj? is this normal?

[restive parcel]

Chat I got a new blåhaj

I think it's autistic but idk tho

[shut bramble]

[shut bramble]

Wrong

[restive parcel]

Tbf they look almost identical

[shut bramble]

Except for the teef

[royal fable]

How much are they? I might buy one at this point.

[restive parcel]

8 euros small

25 big

[primal karma]

trust me every single cent you are paying for a blåhaj is worth it.

[shut bramble]

5 here 25 big

[royal fable]

it better be worth it

Otherwise I shall turn the thingwithanameidontwannatrytospell into a NFT

[restive parcel]

It's just such a cuddly silly thing

[still cipher]

Don’t worry buddy, you fit right in :3

[restive parcel]

Small blåhaj suit for it

Imagine

[still cipher]

lol

[snow crow]

A fox In sharks clothing

[verbal talon]

My new baj is funky too

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1095156797343535235.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=blahajspin

[verbal talon]

Shark holder

[restive parcel]

Woaw

[primal karma]

very useful doodad

[still cipher]

Surprise blahaj

[restive parcel]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[primal karma]

teh eeper

[verbal talon]

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1095156797343535235.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=blahajspin

[primal karma]

my blahaj is just havin his first ever wosh rn

sorry i cannot interrupt the process so no photos

[shut bramble]

my blahaj hasnt been washed yet

[restive parcel]

i do bathe them once a year in bathtub

i know theres diferent methods but

its fun

[verbal talon]

Tub shark

[restive parcel]

Baftub shork :D

[shut bramble]

Shark meeting

[restive parcel]

For valentine's day, have a blåhaj heart

[vital rose]

hey blahaj is for femboys too so i guess i can be here

[shut bramble]

Everyone is Welcome <3

[restive parcel]

Wrong

Donald trump for example can fuck right off

As a person not politically

[unborn pawn]

Even boring waspy, monogamous cishet antifas? I don't even have a blahaj! The best I can do is like, left shark gifs and Baldwins. :C

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-por-que-no-gif-23322568

[verbal talon]

Shark is $10 get a shark and you will have happiness

*results may vary

[shut bramble]

Yes

[unborn pawn]

Fair. Just never go to the IKEA, and hell if imma pay extra to get bezos to ship me one

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sharkia-shark-dance-sea-dance-move-gif-9767947416702898338

[shut bramble]

That's how I started too, with gifs

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj addiction

[shut bramble]

This how I started

[restive parcel]

Lifelong blåhaj addiction

[unborn pawn]

But...but!

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-cheerleader-but-im-a-cheerleader-megan-im-popular-im-a-pompom-girl-gif-19318309

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj cheerleader glove things

[vital rose]

i have no blahaj :(

and what is a femboy without his blahaj

[still cipher]

what is a transfem without their blahaj

[vital rose]

still awesome

because yall are awesome

[still cipher]

Hope ya get one soon

[vital rose]

I really don’t have a way to

Just like I don’t have a way to get any more skirts or anything like that

[restive parcel]

i dont have a way to get any skirts at all

:)

[vital rose]

Now that’s a shame

[restive parcel]

Indeed it is

[unborn pawn]

Shorkz

[verbal talon]

Long exposure because low light

Kitty and shark

[vital rose]

man i wanna get a white skirt and some newer thigh highs but i can't

[autumn wagon]

Why does he have so many blå haj

[vital rose]

blahaj

i mean does someone need an excuse for that many

[unborn pawn]

Yeah, imma just assume there are that many because Valid Reasons, and besides, it ain't none of my bznz anyhow

[shut bramble]

She*

[autumn wagon]

Sorry

[shut bramble]

Np

[restive parcel]

dont have money for more rn :(

[autumn wagon]

I feel like blåhaj is some femboy stuff. The sharks are very cute. I don’t why I have seen them å lot with femboy stuff

[autumn wagon]

I 100% agree with your status

[restive parcel]

.

[autumn wagon]

You need one more blåhaj 12 is a perfect number

[restive parcel]

my personal ocd disagrees

only multiples of 8 are good numbers

and numbers where both numbers are the same

like 11 or 22

[autumn wagon]

My favourite numbers are 7 12 24 and 99

[autumn wagon]

Then gett 16

start a go fund me

For blåhaj

[restive parcel]

id rather finish school and get a job

but thats like 4 years in the futur

[autumn wagon]

Try to gett the world record for most blåhaj owed

[restive parcel]

all in due time

[shut bramble]

I currently have 2, but my Prices are half of Fox's

[restive parcel]

im gonna take a damm vacation to sweden

[autumn wagon]

I encourage you to use every single penny

[restive parcel]

and smuggle blahaj out of the country

[autumn wagon]

Sweden is my backyard

I live in Norway

Sweden is only one hour away

[restive parcel]

nice

[shut bramble]

Im lucky, my Ikea is in my town, it's like a 15 Bicycle ride

Min*

[autumn wagon]

I actually have 3 ikeas close to me

[shut bramble]

Look at them lil chompers

[autumn wagon]

Soo nice

Btw how much ca does one cost?

[restive parcel]

theres an ikea like 10 minutes from me by bus so

[shut bramble]

For me they cost 5 euro's, for Fox they cost 10 dollarie doos

[restive parcel]

10 euros

[shut bramble]

Oh

[restive parcel]

500 cigarettes

[shut bramble]

I thought you were american

[restive parcel]

thank god i aint

[autumn wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[restive parcel]

500 blahaj

[autumn wagon]

There Are 2 sizes

100cm and 55cm

For me the big ones cost 299kr and the smal ones 79kr

[shut bramble]

Big Ones 15 euros here

[autumn wagon]

Daaaam 300kr is about 30 euros

Norway is overpriced

[shut bramble]

Holy

Im Dutch, I don't get it

[autumn wagon]

What do you not understand?

[shut bramble]

Im further away and it's cheaper

[autumn wagon]

It has nothing to do with import fees. In Norway the average wage is much higher than other places so things are also more expensive.

[shut bramble]

Ah

[autumn wagon]

Why do you keep changing your pfp

Gimme back pikachu

[shut bramble]

Thats discord bugging you

[autumn wagon]

Now it is pikachu

The last one said redbyte

[shut bramble]

Thats my yt Channel lol

[autumn wagon]

Oh ok

Lemme see

[shut bramble]

Oh god

[autumn wagon]

I can’t subscribe since I am not logged in but I would if I could

[primal karma]

guys is there a blåhaj inside? looks kinda sus

[autumn wagon]

Yea

Go in

[primal karma]

ok i think i passed out im in some weird van rn filled with blåhaj

[autumn wagon]

Isn’t that a dream come true

[restive parcel]

I'd gladly

[autumn wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-spinny-shork-coogs-gif-8258640285512864142

[autumn wagon]

no

thats not a blåhj

[unborn pawn]

Ur not blahaj m8

https://tenor.com/view/boom-roasted-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-roasted-gif-5220244

[primal karma]

this som kind of blahaj virus? should i be concerned about mine?

[still cipher]

they're playing pretend, don't ruin their fun

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-imagination-rainbow-happy-gif-4596954

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1095156797343535235.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=blahajspin

[autumn wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1095156797343535235.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=blahajspin

[verbal talon]

Enter the funny culvert

[unborn pawn]

|| thats what my date said last night, ayyyyy ||

[primal karma]

they got accepted.

[shut bramble]

Thats such a cozy bed! Gimme the shonks :D

[restive parcel]

Nuh uh they're all mine >:3c

[shut bramble]

3:

[restive parcel]

Your pfp is having issues again lol

Teacup 2.0

[shut bramble]

Lmao

[verbal talon]

Sharks

[shut bramble]

I at Ikea atm

[still cipher]

Buying Blahaj in a nutshell: "Buy one, Buy more."

[shut bramble]

3rd one, on my way home @restive parcel

3 blahaj

[restive parcel]

Well done

[shut bramble]

LOOK AT THEEEM

[restive parcel]

Squihsy

[unborn pawn]

TW: Flat Fuck Friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEIF_Sy-5Mk

[restive parcel]

Squishy :3

[primal karma]

the squished creature

[primal karma]

the creature is being tamed

[autumn wagon]

Are you the fox?

Your username says a fox with internet access

[restive parcel]

Sleep by time

I have yet to find out why my phone camera specifically enjoys capturing my breathing

[autumn wagon]

Awww cute

[old nimbus]

Blajcomp

where is todays Blahaj

[primal karma]

i dunno but i do have a car pet

[restive parcel]

I've been doing shit for school all week so I haven't been able to rember to take pictures

[old nimbus]

:<

[shut bramble]

https://youtube.com/shorts/e8AE-VaESjY?si=Zix3O_bPQ-5uN6Tu lmao

[old nimbus]

Lgbt sandwich
-Lettuce
-Bacon
-Guacamole
-Tomato

Ngl should try cookin one up

[restive parcel]

Blå

[shut bramble]

Haj

[autumn wagon]

God dag jeg er ikke en Blåhai (Blåhaj)

[old nimbus]

he is indeed, the Blå

[shut bramble]

Omg yas

[still cipher]

perfect

[shut bramble]

THAT is 120 euros right there

[vital rose]

Train, blahaj, and long socks

Now that is good

[primal karma]

its good but i think the last part was a lil too much

[primal karma]

true

well i will hopefully visit my cat soon so i will have something even better than a cuddle shork: a cuddle car

[opaque fiber]

20€ a pop

[shut bramble]

Yup

[opaque fiber]

I only got a smaller one

Because it was on discount for 5€?

[shut bramble]

Normal price

[opaque fiber]

The actual big one cost a little less

[shut bramble]

Not for mw

[opaque fiber]

Mw?

[shut bramble]

Me

[shut bramble]

Big one

[opaque fiber]

damm prices are fluxuating

[unborn pawn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/creative-courage-trump-gop-sucks-DAZujFQvFZxh1kdtCb

||(not really but go with it)||

[verbal talon]

Fridge shark governing the making of the pizza

[unborn pawn]

Lol, central time haver, lmao

This post brought to you by east coast gang

[shut bramble]

[shut bramble]

Ah, the Fox with internet access

[primal karma]

wah?

[primal karma]

it fall.

[opaque fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-loaf-gif-26074267

[restive parcel]

New ha

[restive parcel]

bla

[shut bramble]

haj

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mecca-makkah-hajj-gif-6723976

[verbal talon]

Blåtrain

[restive parcel]

real

[unborn pawn]

Yay blahaj buddiezzzz!

💙 🩷 🤍 🩷 💙

🦈

🦊

[unborn pawn]

figured out what i can do to show my TDOV support later this week! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2509941211

repaint my amfleet and try and get my phase 3 F40PH out in both schemes

[restive parcel]

yay

[royal fable]

Send me purchase links if you have any reccomended sites

i need fluff.

[restive parcel]

ikea

[primal karma]

IKEA is the house of god.

The Blåhaj.

[royal fable]

None within 60 miles of me.

[primal karma]

the website?

[harsh oak]

/j

[unborn pawn]

Sure. "Femboys."

🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

(They're cheaper by the dozen, after all.)

[primal karma]

yeah sorry i don’t get this femboy humor thing

[unborn pawn]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[restive parcel]

I just took 200 relatability damage

[unborn pawn]

I figured someone would get it

I'm honestly surprised that none of my friends even think I might be an egg

Not that I wonder it about myself really but. When you have as many cool trans folks around you in as many different communities as I do and when trans rights are pretty friggin important to you...you gotta sorta wonder "...am I trans tho?"

But the answer is still pretty clearly no! I just never have been able to put up with bullies who pick on people who aren't as able to stick up for themselves. And so?

I look weary as hell from this last work week yo. My face? She BAD

[primal karma]

[primal karma]

ya know i identify myself as a ||classified documents||

[restive parcel]

i identify as the user manual for the F35B

[unborn pawn]

So you hang out on the War Thunder forums, sooner or later? 😉

[restive parcel]

potentially

[restive parcel]

No post yesterday cause blåhaj is no joke

[unborn pawn]

Do you think there's some alternate dimension somewhere where a bunch of sharks sleep surrounded by plushy transfemme folks?

[restive parcel]

No way

I must find this dimension

[unborn pawn]

And then their mirror universe where the sharks have facial hair and are mean to their plushies or something

https://tenor.com/view/mr-spok-spok-thinking-hmmm-gif-13040458

[restive parcel]

Oh no

[restive parcel]

figured this was applicable

[unborn pawn]

Ah, forwarding emoji from discords you administer: the poor man's nitro

[verbal talon]

Thx hehe

[harsh oak]

imma add blahaj block to my mod 😉

[vital rose]

So while this is still true it no longer applies to me

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-cracking-up-crack-breakfast-gif-12657286

[vital rose]

yeah yeah

[verbal talon]

Many such cases

[vital rose]

trains turned me trans

[verbal talon]

We love trains

[vital rose]

the trans-continental

[shut bramble]

[unborn pawn]

Was that already here or who added it?

[shut bramble]

It was already here

[primal karma]

it was here at least for 2 years i think

[unborn pawn]

Lol

I dum

[restive parcel]

🥚 🔨

[verbal talon]

I did a thing

[unborn pawn]

Hfs! What psi? And how much weight on the drivers?

Dat wheelslip tho

[verbal talon]

2lb

35psi

2 cylinder if you could hear it

[restive parcel]

I dont have fancy machines but I have more blåhaj

[mellow jackal]

she needs a restuff

[restive parcel]

So do most of mine but idk how to do that :(

[shut bramble]

#general message :O

[unborn pawn]

Pull a bit of one seam, add batting, stitch 'er back up

[harsh oak]

Ok, I've argued with my friend about this, but is blåhaj pronounce (blo-haj) or (bla-ha)? Because my friend thinks the 2nd one is correct, and I obviously think the 1st one is correct.

[still cipher]

from what i've seen, most people just pronounce it the way it's spelt in english (bla-haj)

[primal karma]

its (bla-haj but the j is something more like a mix of a g and a y)

well thats the way i think its supposed to be pronounced idk

[restive parcel]

Blow hi

According to swedish people "blow high" is correct

Which sounds less like a sharks name and more like something 2 hippies would have done in the 60s

[still cipher]

damn

[chilly canopy]

Kill it

With fire

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335138811608563743/1359567960787783761/blahajpat.gif

[chilly canopy]

I hate it because I don’t have one

Therefore it sucks

Obvi

[restive parcel]

im sending a thermonuclear warhead to your location

[chilly canopy]

Is it going where the sun don’t shine?

No?

Then I don’t care

Anyways I go back to class now

[shut bramble]

I just say bla hash

Àsh*

So bla hàsh

[verbal talon]

Sharks and trains

[primal karma]

peak form of autism:

[restive parcel]

No planes so it's more like 80% autism

[verbal talon]

Yeah but as it’s 80% it’s common and lame I got the steamtism

Which is still up there lmao

[verbal talon]

https://youtu.be/UpjVuyhZb9s?si=S0ePB3F_HEyjCDha

He got in the video

It just makes the table look better

[restive parcel]

He realized you were sad and is coming to cuddle you

Ignore the respirator in the background I've got a horrible cold

[shut bramble]

[verbal talon]

Sharks

[shut bramble]

Shonks

[autumn wagon]

DAAAAM

[restive parcel]

Blåposting and random cute things

Literally did that just because I like this table

[unborn pawn]

Fair enough

[restive parcel]

I have a fox table

[opal heart]

How many blåhaj can one own?
I have none.

[unborn pawn]

...this would be an interesting research question, actually. Figuring out ikea's total production figures to date, the knock offs, what we consider a valid blahaj...

[restive parcel]

I volunteer as tribute!!!

[unborn pawn]

Hmm. This is going to be harder to figure out than I expected. At least I found this in my searching! https://blahaj.at/

[restive parcel]

No way

It's literally me

[still cipher]

I never knew my home country had these, I must find where they come from…

[restive parcel]

YOU'RE ALSO FROM AUSTRIA??

[still cipher]

Yeah, so is Kathy

[restive parcel]

Neat

Didn't know that

I assume y'all don't live there tho

[still cipher]

…

[restive parcel]

Well idk

[still cipher]

I read it as Australia…

And the hat confused me

[still cipher]

^^^

[restive parcel]

Oh

[restive parcel]

Wow

[still cipher]

Sowwy…

I tired

[restive parcel]

My brain just went weow

[still cipher]

It’s nighttime for me

[restive parcel]

I have no clue why my phone amplifies the noise of me breathing so much

[unborn pawn]

¡ǝʇɐɯ ,sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ƃuıdʎʇ ǝq p'ʎǝɥʇ ,uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ,ou

[restive parcel]

Vegemite

Austrainlian

[still cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362384039121522739/caption.gif

I turned it into a gif to make up for it :3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362383781943574759/image0.gif

There’s the raw version of you wanna put your own text

[restive parcel]

Ty

[restive parcel]

I wanted to do that when I got home today lol

[still cipher]

o lol

[restive parcel]

Thanks

I shall be forever grateful for your services

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-serve-soviet-union-chernobyl-handshake-gif-14664891

Kiofgh be like

[restive parcel]

Hehe onion

[still cipher]

True trans behaviour right there

https://tenor.com/view/i-respect-that-robert-herjavec-dragons-den-you-have-my-respect-salute-to-that-gif-26827213

[unborn pawn]

onion idk about

pickle yes but not onion

[unborn pawn]

Old school trans anthems power hour GO ill start

https://youtu.be/X89Svt0TS8Y?si=mjXbe6WhESMC-BzE

[primal karma]

guess what creature is going with me

[restive parcel]

bhaj

[primal karma]

true

took up almost all of my backpack

[restive parcel]

i have a big bckpack that can hold like 4

[primal karma]

man i need dat

me when no blåhaj slot in backpack:

[unborn pawn]

Kitten why you not pass that shit? No bogarting

[unborn pawn]

No u

[primal karma]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKMOUyiEbdU

basic blåhaj info guide for new owners

u gotta watch tis

before u own one.

or i find you. and i make you watch it.

[unborn pawn]

Bet

[restive parcel]

ive seen it

[sour shuttle]

blåhaj is overrated

yall are sleeping on the DJUNGELSKOG

[maiden jasper]

blåhaj is overrated ❌
yall are sleeping on the DJUNGELSKOG ✅

[unborn pawn]

Idk. I come from Edgar Allen Poe land and one of the rules amongst Poe scholars is "WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE OURANGUTANG"

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-strike-that-reverse-it-thank-you-rewind-erase-gif-23697725

Wait no I misunderstood. Yeah both is fine. Dude is nowhere near as classic tho

[primal karma]

fuck you.

[restive parcel]

I hope you perish /j

Also the monkey doesent fit with my underwater theme

[primal karma]

oh tis rude? no one dares to offend the lord. NO ONE.

that is whats rude

[primal karma]

yes.

[round summit]

But what about

[restive parcel]

Underwater foxes obviously

[shut bramble]

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/could-gif-8654480387446744708

[shut bramble]

Fuck you.

[mellow jackal]

if i had mod id ban you on the spot

[primal karma]

i already said that but yes, go fuck yourself.

[unborn pawn]

I mean you ain't wrong tho

[vital rose]

Sorry I don’t speak wrong

[opal heart]

Is this Good Blåhaj Price?

Prices are in Swedish krona btw

[round summit]

For people with normal currencies, that's €22.73 and €7.21

As for how they compare to Dutch prices, your big blahaj is cheaper while the small one is more expensive (€25 and €5 respectively)

[unborn pawn]

It would be an even better price if you can convince them to take Italian lira. Or maybe Zimbabwean dollars?

[opal heart]

Oki

Will have to wait for my Birthday tho cause im broke rn

[restive parcel]

kinda more expemsive than mine

but not a lo

[shut bramble]

Dutch small blahaj is the best deal

[unborn pawn]

Yall finna get into FOREX trading and buying the things in bulk, dropshipping them to Laos or something?

[round summit]

I'm considering it

[restive parcel]

someone airdrop 1000 blahaj over my house

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/supply-drop-humvee-drop-gif-13892247

[opal heart]

I know i know, i have offended the blåhaj god by posting this here but anyways, here is a Clip of a Hkp4 Talking off at Aeroseum in sweden.
(Sorry if my grammar is a bit incorrect)

[restive parcel]

Have this clip of an F35 doing whatever the fuck this this

[opal heart]

Aww, Blåhaj moment

It’s Blue but not a shark. I got it from the ice cream truck.

[restive parcel]

What the shit

[primal karma]

the fuck is that

i swear if it didn’t come from hell idk how to explain… that…

[shut bramble]

Tf is that

[opal heart]

It’s a Swedish Squishy Thingy i got from the Hemglass bil (Ice cream truck).

[hallow fossil]

Wtf is Hemglass?

[opal heart]

It is a Ice cream truck Company

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[opal heart]

Not sure it is all around sweden tho

[opal heart]

You have been blåhajed

[primal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-6525378798534810671

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362383781943574759/image0.gif

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[tough lichen]

can i steal this :3

[restive parcel]

ofc

[tough lichen]

yipeeee

[shut bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362384039121522739/caption.gif

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-ikea-ikea-shark-ikea-shonk-shark-gif-23977116

[shut bramble]

Aww man

[restive parcel]

blahajeeper

[shut bramble]

It eeps

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331889866157588492/1362384039121522739/caption.gif

[unborn pawn]

Thank you you eepy blahaj, I did have a good sleepies

[opaque fiber]

Imagine if Minecraft and ikea did collab outside of marketplace cashgrab

[restive parcel]

I would so buy a Minecraft style blåhaj

[unborn pawn]

Well the good news is, that would an incredibly easy thing to learn how to sew on if you didn't already

So why not DIY one?

[unborn pawn]

TW: blahaj smoosh

[restive parcel]

Nauuuuuuu

This is like that video of the shrimp going into the press and just coming out engraved on paper

[verbal talon]

Damn their writing a better flat Stanley

Once again shark with train

I had to take this engine apart to start work on a new one

I made eccentrics for the valves

And it’s reversible

[unborn pawn]

yowch - "they're" = "they are", their = "belonging to them". sorry i'm pedantic and old and that was 1d4 psychic damage i just took

[unborn pawn]

frens

[opal heart]

Blåmys

[verbal talon]

I finally got my valve gear functional

[opaque fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-engineer-gaming-gif-19532009

[verbal talon]

Better lighting

Shark approved

[old nimbus]

SHAKRSHAKRSHAKR

[restive parcel]

DONT OPEN THIS IMAGE

|| you've been catfished ||

[shut bramble]

NOOOO IVE BEEN BLAJFISHED

[restive parcel]

I figured this was fun, for context this person was harassing my transmasc friend and my friend sent one message telling him he was reported and then stopped sending stuff and the guy got really desperate

[shut bramble]

Lmao

I cant wait for my scam wave

It always is around Christmas for me

So they are my Christmas present

[opal heart]

Aww

[vital rose]

normal

[restive parcel]

Blåposting n others

[still cipher]

the fact that i actually saw this in a youtube video recently makes it even funnier to me

[restive parcel]

MWS?

Yeah that's where I stole it from

[still cipher]

Exactly

Thought so

[restive parcel]

I only steal memes from quality YouTube channels

[restive parcel]

First message for anyone looking

[smoky rain]

I love my blåhaj

[restive parcel]

Post blåhaj

[shut bramble]

Gotta catch em all

[opal heart]

I no blåhaj own…

[hallow fossil]

skill issue

[opal heart]

Ik

But my Birthday is soon so maybe i can ”Skrapa ihop” enough Money to become a caretaker of blåhaj

[hallow fossil]

get a summer job

[opal heart]

Im 12

Too Young

I Need to be 13

[hallow fossil]

@wide girder underage person here

[opal heart]

Huh

Is it not allowed?

Am i tweaking

[hallow fossil]

you cant be on discord if you are 13 or younger

[opal heart]

Awwwww shucks

So i will be banned

?

Helo?

[hallow fossil]

upp to discord and SnR moderation

[opal heart]

Awww

Hope it will take langer than 2 weeks

I Will be 13 then

[opal heart]

Also will i be able to join this server again and in guessing my Account will be deleted

Är jag körd? (Am i cooked?)

[hallow fossil]

jag vet ej (idk)

[opal heart]

Kk

Im gonna go to Sleep now

Bye in case i get banned i suppose

[restive parcel]

Approved

[verbal talon]

He was not impressed

[restive parcel]

Kittycats are so cool

I wish I wasn't allergic :(

[shut bramble]

I wish my dad wasnt allergic :(

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[restive parcel]

R o t a t i o n

[restive parcel]

im constantly getting notifys for reactions in here

whos doing that

SHOW YOURSELF

[verbal talon]

New shark

Other shark is very much loved

[shut bramble]

IT'S STILL CUDDLY

IT'S STILL BRIGHT BLUEE

[shut bramble]

Lmaoo

Shonk

[restive parcel]

Bee

I cannot wait to move out and have financial freedom

[shut bramble]

I did not even notice that bee

[still cipher]

Based

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

Roombahaj

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/v-a-sly-racoon-gif-4662601051838762635

[shut bramble]

Lmaoo

[verbal talon]

Lol

[restive parcel]

They r lesbians and dating

[smoky rain]

These bitches gay

Good for them

[restive parcel]

Relatable

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335138811608563743/1359567960787783761/blahajpat.gif

[stuck trellis]

Soft and squimshy
Just like pamcæk

[restive parcel]

Someone hold me like this

[verbal talon]

Real

[raw fossil]

If steam n rails doesnt add this, i will... uh... pls add this to snr

[restive parcel]

i did suggest it at one point

https://discord.com/channels/706277846389227612/1305843822042812416

this is actually why the update is taking so long

theyre working out the blahaj physics

[raw fossil]

Good point, devs, take as long as you need for it

[restive parcel]

Goodnight chst

[smoky rain]

Goognight

[shut bramble]

Goodnight

[restive parcel]

One of the people in my tram literally has a fucking blåhaj tf is this

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138859265218588764/1372499700292386847/blahaj-shonk-parry.gif

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[stuck trellis]

I’m assuming this is Sweden

Please correct me if I’m wrong

[mellow jackal]

and you didnt go get their number??

biggest fumble ever 💔

[restive parcel]

Do you understand how I look

[mellow jackal]

do it ANYWAY

[restive parcel]

No thank you

Give me a new body and sure

[mellow jackal]

smhsmh

[restive parcel]

Austria

[mellow jackal]

your loss 💔

i know i wouldve

[stuck trellis]

Close enough

[restive parcel]

Not if you looked like me and had my level of confidence

I would just have looked like a creep

[mellow jackal]

doubt but okay

[restive parcel]

Only like one Baltic sea across

[restive parcel]

Also idk how to talk to people

[stuck trellis]

That’s ridiculous
You’re doing it rn

[mellow jackal]

nobody does

[restive parcel]

Whatever

[mellow jackal]

smh my head

[restive parcel]

If only I could be out

[smoky rain]

https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-hug-redpanda-heart-gif-23428686

Knowing transfems you're probably more attractive than you give yourself credit for

[restive parcel]

Lmfao sure

[full orchid]

Pixel art blahaj (Has been revealed in https://discord.com/channels/706277846389227612/1305843822042812416)

[smoky rain]

Woah

[hallow fossil]

ÖBB Railjet

[restive parcel]

based

[fluid pawn]

i need to do some blaj posting

me n my gfs blaj are all deflated though

we have like

6 on the bed

[hallow fossil]

just noticed i sent railjet in wrong thread

[restive parcel]

i literally see em everyday this is the right thread

[smoky rain]

I think you need more