NOW POSTED

[dreamy whale]

Role will be reposted shortly

[woeful nebula]

@sudden bison @rocky pawn @timber knoll

[rocky pawn]

wtf

its not open 😭

@woeful nebula is my res good enuf 😭

[timber knoll]

YOOOO GOATED

I am too chopped though to get in 😭

[rocky pawn]

bro is it already closed ...

[sudden bison]

I’m applying at 2pm after I add my RL stuff for don

Zon

[sudden bison]

Nah no fucking shot

😭

[timber knoll]

Bruh the link don't work even @woeful nebula @dreamy whale

[rocky pawn]

yeah

ts not opening for me

[timber knoll]

oh nvm they said it being reposted

[rocky pawn]

oh

bet

dyk what time itll be reposed

[timber knoll]

@woeful nebula referral pls maybe?

[rocky pawn]

idt he can refer us rn

only ng when he starts

[timber knoll]

it says 4:09 PM on the job post here so maybe then

[dreamy whale]

will lyk

[timber knoll]

rip

[rocky pawn]

PST prolly?

[rocky pawn]

my goat, i ❤️ u

[timber knoll]

yo @woeful nebula if i somehow get oai fall you will never escape me

[dreamy whale]

WILL REPOST SHORTLY

[rocky pawn]

hc is 1, so cooked

[sudden bison]

I’m the one

[rocky pawn]

threesome

whoever finishes last gets it

💀

wait @dreamy whale

did u peek at the requirements too

[timber knoll]

why does he have early access to the application

smh

[woeful nebula]

bro is talking like i wont touch you where the sun dont shine

[timber knoll]

you know you want that unc ass though 💯

[rocky pawn]

?!?!? 😭

[woeful nebula]

thats right old girl

[rocky pawn]

💀💀

What am I reading gng

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[sudden bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300874880992018523/1311161675914940426/bounce.gif

[woeful nebula]

i think we are doing the opposite of fighting

[rocky pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-8941055286815288113

[sudden bison]

When we fighting 😏

[rocky pawn]

Bed boutta be broken after we fight

[woeful nebula]

javis

[rocky pawn]

The gooning AI

[woeful nebula]

im using the sunny leone instagram ai chat feature for that

[rocky pawn]

This is INSANE dawg 😭🙏🏽

Katrina Kaif 👀👀

[woeful nebula]

in my openai final they asked me how i would improve one of their products

"It is not about improvement, but rather about CREATION. There is a lack of GOON in commercial AI. Hire me and correct this MISTAKE"

as you can see it worked out

im actually working on the chatbot team guys

its me, a computer with a secured ethernet cable and a dark room

[fading merlin]

Holy

[dreamy whale]

yes

[dreamy whale]

cuz i religiously listen to carti

[rocky pawn]

… bruh

Front end crud 😭 I’m fucked

[woeful nebula]

its the exact same as the summer one

[frozen quail]

time to get gapped ez

[timber knoll]

@peak narwhal this is the oai post u were looking for btw

[frosty mango]

I would gladly do raw HTML for OpenAI

[peak narwhal]

Are yall in the community?

Bro ik their hc boutta be like 1 intern 💀

[rocky pawn]

😭

[fading merlin]

fr?

at least an intv exp tho

[peak narwhal]

Nah I’m not sure I just know their summer like 40 so idk

[timber knoll]

@woeful nebula please don't tell me this is true 😭

[peak narwhal]

🙏

[rocky pawn]

nah its 1

he said it earlier

[timber knoll]

@peak narwhal gonna be that 1 to get oai 💯

[peak narwhal]

Nah @timber knoll gonna get that shit

[timber knoll]

🙏

[peak narwhal]

Do we know if it’s just applied engineering or will there be other pos?

[rocky pawn]

prob j this pos

[timber knoll]

i think just swe but @woeful nebula can verify

or @dreamy whale could probably verify too

hasn't opened yet

[woeful nebula]

HC is 0 now

[frozen quail]

how to get job

any job

[woeful nebula]

All offers got sent out to @fading merlin @timber knoll @sudden bison @rocky pawn

Welcome to my team

[rocky pawn]

less goooooo

[sudden bison]

ty ty

WHERE MY MANAGER AT

BRUH

[frozen quail]

bezos son is too godly

[fading merlin]

orz

[rocky pawn]

i unironically need help for ng recruiting 😭

[timber knoll]

let gooo, first order of business is catching that ass @woeful nebula

[woeful nebula]

Oh hell nah

It’s back up btw

[rocky pawn]

ggs

[fading merlin]

at least it's plural

so hopefully not that 1 hc

it's not like nvidia goddamnit

"we looking for an intern"

[frozen quail]

AN intern

lol

[woeful nebula]

Or ramp

hc will be hella low tho

summer was 50?

60

something like that

[frozen quail]

if someone in this server gets it thats all we need fr

[timber knoll]

yo its out @rocky pawn @sudden bison @frozen quail @peak narwhal

[dreamy whale]

NOW POSTED

[dreamy whale]

20 is what I was told

[ripe wind]

my sorry ass boutta apply

cooked ass application😂😂😂

hail mary this shit

[rocky pawn]

Alr submitted lol

[woeful nebula]

its fine we all gonna get it

[sudden bison]

im applying rn

[rocky pawn]

Desperately connected with all 44 Alumns

[sudden bison]

added more zon stuff to my resume

[rocky pawn]

What are u adding?

[dreamy whale]

Y’all got this 🙏

[rocky pawn]

My goat

[sudden bison]

basically what the project is according to the other intern on my team

its incoroporating AI agents and protocols to Lambda

[woeful nebula]

damn wtf crazy shit

[ivory urchin]

ong wtf

[sudden bison]

i just applied

[sudden bison]

is that cool? i cant tell

[peak narwhal]

Y'all just applied

[peak narwhal]

Fuck 20 outta thousands of apps

[woeful nebula]

its fine most arent qualified

50k probably apply

25k are ngmi

i think rlly rela competition come down to a thousand people

now you just need to be in that thousand

[peak narwhal]

Fax that's true

[woeful nebula]

but if you have summer alr at faang+

youre golden

and if by chance its ML related esepcialyl like agent shit like @sudden bison then efven better

if you t20

[peak narwhal]

bettt okok do you think it'd be worth to try and get a referral/contact a rec @woeful nebula ?

[woeful nebula]

ye

with all that honesly oyure in that 1k pprolly

[sudden bison]

am i too

[woeful nebula]

does matter youre in that top 1 spot for me

[sudden bison]

yes but so im not in the top 1k applicants huh

im working under one of the best phd advisors his students are MTS at OAI

[woeful nebula]

lwk if they start school hunting then ye thats the only one i can ping you on

they dont ask for gpa so they wont see it

your experience is good

[ripe wind]

yo what do u guys think abt lying on resume

and cheating on oa's

how many people u think do that

[dreamy whale]

around this number

[sudden bison]

YESSIR LETS GOOOOOO

IM ABOUT TO GOON

[timber knoll]

what about me or am i ngmi

[dreamy whale]

-# im ngmi chat, how can i get job 🙏

[woeful nebula]

1. Top School
2. GPA
3. Experience is good as wlel (Zon [no idea on proj] + HP) so minimum 7/10

your main competition is just people with quant applying

idk how much ML stuff you have

[sudden bison]

me too me too what am i out of 10

not in terms of sexy

[timber knoll]

i am doing ml masters rn if that counts

and some ml projects on res

lowkey probably going get ghosted again smh

[peak narwhal]

did you cold apply @woeful nebula ?

[woeful nebula]

nah im ft

[peak narwhal]

Oh sorry I meant when u applied FT

[woeful nebula]

recruiter

[timber knoll]

Yoo goat @woeful nebula i need u review my resume this weekend, i am going work on it some more for ft

[peak narwhal]

Oh shit u got a rec reachout? Dam orz

[woeful nebula]

bomboclaart this lease shows if im living with owmen or men

wtf

this townhouse has 4 girls and 3 dudes

this shit a sitcom

[sudden bison]

nah thats a

i cant say that

[woeful nebula]

yknow what fuck it

im only there for 1.5 weeks anyway

and its a 1 month lease

im gonna be the 4th dude

lets see what happens

@sudden bison im about to either get traumatized into oblivion or about to have the craziest summer of my life

[dreamy whale]

you are only 2 hrs late

i leaked early by mistake

[fading merlin]

Time to get rejected

[timber knoll]

nah bro you goated enough to get oai fall

dw @viral gyro you getting scale, oai, and palantir offers these next few weeks 🔥

nah bro you got believe without that self confidence you ngmi

[fading merlin]

@woeful nebula

chekck dm

mf

[rocky pawn]

I’m fucked

[sudden bison]

I’m fucking

[fading merlin]

both of u fuck me

ong

😭

[dreamy whale]

-# too freaky for this server twin nah

[lean stream]

need oai fall

[woeful nebula]

@dreamy whale are you manually pushing these updates to the bot?

how did this one come through but not the multiple nvidias and brex and snowflake

[rocky pawn]

was unc tipped off early?

[sudden bison]

[woeful nebula]

its called loo works bro

WE are the broke people

[dreamy whale]

How would you go about monetizing it

[dreamy whale]

I used to in the past, now it’s automated

[dreamy whale]

Regarding this role yes

[rocky pawn]

Too cracked

[rocky pawn]

Subscription for early access 💀💀

[dreamy whale]

would you want to build it out?

[dreamy whale]

im new to this gang

you are more cracked Parnussy

[rocky pawn]

im down fsfs, lmk w dets

[rocky pawn]

🙏 WE too carcked

[dreamy whale]

the data is all there, just cook up

[rocky pawn]

I gotchu

[frigid field]

this is crazy

[fading merlin]

what the fuck

crzyyyyyyyyyyy

[rocky pawn]

Yooo

When u start gng

[dreamy whale]

What’s crazy about it

He’s a freakcrudbob

[timber knoll]

Nah don’t talk shit about goat @rocky pawn

Bro going to land a cracked quant internship next year 💯