#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
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we quickly leave the tomb and find a group of wandering clerics who just so happen to be passing by
after a brief talk, they agree to cast "death ward" on all of us, and then we go fight the final boss

Xopah and Darvin are gonna have a very happy moment before you fight him tho XD

you'll be at the fight sooner then you think btw, it's not that far
next session 100%
unless you randomly go in the other direction
xan remembers he forgot something in the entrance of the tomb , climbs all the way back up 
"there's an invisible barrier that prevents you from moving back up the tomb, it even prevents teleportation"
even if the entire party suddenly got cold feet, xopah still has a holy mission to finish this
so she'd go in alone, if she had to

it's not about whether she wants to or not
it's a god given mission-- literally

i dont think illmater would want her to be sucidal tho 
cuz she stands no chance in hell alone
only one that maybe does would be darvin cuz his sword is broken 
one of the holiest tenets of ilmater, and the highest honor an ilmatari cleric can achieve, is martyrdom
- "There is no shame in a meaningful death."
- "Emphasize the spiritual nature of life over the existence of the material body."
and a bunch of others
I have them written on my sheet

yeah but thats not a meaningful death
thats just a death
not if she succeeds

remember how we saw into the realm of gehenna?
xopah has heard that name before, in ilmatari lore

βHe took the cur of Gehenna, this most defiled creature of Murder, and held it in His immutable embrace. In His most perfect knowing he walked with it into the Sea of Fallen Starsβthe cur clawed and screamed and ripped and tore, but He brooked no quarter. And when the sea ran red with the blood of the Divine, the wailing and gnashing ceased.β
a story about a past avatar of ilmater

<@&1284336728831950879> remember that D&D is tonight. Next week will be a free day off since I am packing and leaving summer camp
Today the party objectives (by consensus) seem to be find out the religious scene in Maltor, keep an eye out for Karron's return and the second package that will get you into the good eye of the mafia
OMGG
Perfect timing
Now i dont need to worry about the fact that my friend is having a party on that same day xD
<@&1284336728831950879> we're starting half an hour late I have just been thrown next week's rota my way
Was the time not 3hours before stream?
Thats not half an hour early in that case
so half an hour late
@neat dust @sudden frost 
got stuck in a longer queue at the store 
You would have cancelhis party in favor of DnD anyway 
gonna make something to eat but i can hear u guys 
Hey @violet cave when you are done ainth your campaign, will you do another?
no idea honestly, we just started a while ago
@sudden frost
Karron Taranis
laughs in Darnath Lysander
<@&1284336728831950879>
Day 3:
Package is arriving in the port
Party might jailbreak the leonin (varying disagreements on disappearing)
Find Clovis and ask what happened during the Maltor Civil War
Noteworthy mention I was very happy to see you guys doing RP this time, hopefully the slowing down helped with that
the plot is certainly chickening
the plot is chimkening
waits patiently for next session
waits inpatiently for next session
Stresses if i can make it in time for next session while waiting paitiently
But boy did i fumble hard on that guard 
yeah, no shit
Felt like a quicktime event and didnt really think too hard
by the way cannon, since necro is going to be taking care of himself for a bit, how are we going about your sessions?
I had a plan for it, but I rolled way too low, so couldn't do that one

next session will happen but if he needs more time after that then we'll pause until he's ready
we just have to not get darvin killed next session 
Sadge, i rolled like ass too but used a foretelling roll 

had I rolled anything decent, I'd have tried acting like a bouncer for something official going on

Coming August we can finally go back to 4 hour long sessions btw π
tbf tho it was very funny
just in time for final boss
yee
I tried my best but didnt succeed
the tonal whiplash of Marie getting a deal done to the party going "LALALALA NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
are you absolutely sure we're gonna fight Acererak already? Certainly doesn't feel like we got there, let alone found the Soulmonger
there is only one floor of the tomb left , so yeah doubt its gonna be much longer
in the end, cu113n never did become a forge cleric, did he?
basically you aren't going into the fight without everyone being avalible
i was thinking on it, genuinely, but it depends on if we even level up and even then. that crafting stuff won't come in until he's level 2 forge cleric
Maybe if he didn't climb in the rusty chest, sure 
but now it's a little too late for him to multiclass

maybe in the afterstory, should we survive

xopah won't multiclass until at least after 17, since life cleric gets its final trait at level 17
supreme healing, that makes any healing roll automatically heal the maximum amount
but she'll probably just go to 20 cleric even then
meanwhile xan going wiz 2 , bard 10 , fighter 5 
lv20 cleric getting auto divine intervention is pretty damn cool
yee
cleric is one of those few classes who doesn't need to multiclass
how many times can clerics try for intervention anyways? is it once per char like bg3? 
as many as they want
if it fails, 24hour cooldown
if it succeeds 7 days cooldown

and obviously what you ask for has to be within your god's domain and power
ilmater happens to be one of, if not the toughest god, in terms of regeneration and restoration
one thing he's especially known for, is when he picks a target, he will bring them from being a bloody pulp
to being completely restored, as if they just taken a long rest- that's what I'm betting on with the divine intervention for us
if it succeds that is

if it doesnt we're doomed 
bruh hes CR23
and we're going to be half of that in levels , we're so getting curb stomped
anything in dnd can be worked around
so little faith in yourselves

i am simply traumatized from the last lich encounter
and this one is STRONGER
Cleric has been teased throughout my songs but let's be real, they are the holy trinity of damage, healing, and tankiness!
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you are literally triple the level you were then
if you could exhaust her legendary resistances- xopah could literally poof her out of existence with a spell

banishment?
that only works if he belongs to another plane of existance
yeah that could potentially work
do you even have a 5th level slot left? 
he does still have counterspell tho
I will have a 6th level slot if we reach 11
I have other plans for that spell slot though
also our goal is to kill acererak
not banish him


well to do that we'd have to find the phalactary 
and i doubt its gonna even be in the tomb
"in every step my purpose shine
my will cannot be flawed-
for I am judgement, I am mercy
I speak the word of god!"

because i dont think we can kill him until we find the phylactery
yeah he'll just reform a day later if we cant find the phylactrey 
and i dont think its gonna be in the tomb
hes not that stupid
genestealers if they could become marines
arent they meant to be purple
all the artwork i see of them is always purple
you might actually be seeing the ones for Genestealer Cults
they have two different primary schemes

why the fuck do they insist on this emo shit every time Shrike gets a new model
I thought we were meeting tomorrow. :(
Razina how do you feel about babysitting a captive tiefling
And then there's the bonk Marine
@pastel idol Kanabo ftw
they really just making shit into a joke at this point 
Year of Chaos
"Summer release, have 5 space marine characters"
like bro, guess I'll just go fuck myself right
Well Slaanesh didn't get a lot either so.....alas
just give me a named Night Lord character already
Okay
whos ready to die today 
you'll be fineeeee
meeee
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Reuploaded from my old channel. One of my favorites! I originally uploaded this as an easter special.
Source: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973 movie) - The Last Supper
thought you lil sausages might get a chuckle
you know what would be fun? a dnd campaign where everyone is a different cleric domain
- arcana
- death
- forge
- grave
- knowlegde
- life
- light
- nature
- order
- peace
- tempest
- trickery
- twilight
- war
and if you count UA, also:
- fate
so much to choose from

So.....the God Squad
I did it once with a group for Mines of Phandelver
The DM was very relieved we started multiclassing
@proud pebble in case i'm not on the list yet, i wish to join the next campaign as well
don't worry, you were already on the list
this is the current list, if you have been left off then please let me know
@proud pebble https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/artificer:infusions
"replicate magic item" artificers begin learning these at level 2
ok, so not too bad then
Losing the mats on a fail feels far too punishing imo , maybe soften the blow with making it half? 
I mean most of them are between 50gp and 100gp
Like it's punishing enough that the player will just rather hold on to the mats and sell them later

But if you succeed then you'll be getting the item for cheaper then you could buy them normally
because usually there's base cost + how scummy the shop owner is
Yeah thats the benefit of the class feature , if you want players to actually gun for that , you need to have a benefit that doesn't turn into a massive punishment on a die roll , because players are very risk averse when it comes to consumable resources , think of how many times you got to the end of a game without using any pots cuz you might need them later 
The player would have expertise in the tools they are using by this point tho
so probably at least a +9 to the check
so it is an easy check
It's just a psychological thing , ofc if you want it to feel like a risk go for it but I am just making sure you know that that's how people will see it , people minds are not good at mathing out odds on the fly 
I mean, I'd almost never put the DC above 15 personally
and the mats is really just a putting a gold cost to getting the item
Again I am not saying it's bad from a balance perspective, in fact it's perfectly balanced , I am just making sure you understand how it will feel for players if they somehow fail that roll no matter how low the odds are
, but again that's flavor and completely your call
ah I see
I'm mostly concerned with balance over the psychology tbh
like if you don't want to use your features then by all means XD
Fair enough 
one more subclass to do 
makes a nuke
lovely
Oof would like to be there too but the time is just too hard
<@&1284336728831950879> no d&d Saturday rmb

Sadge on one hand, but
on the other cuz means i dont need to feel guilty about which decision i make. Party with friends or dnd
Did you at least punt one kid?
no but i may or may not have yeeted a phone
honestly fair
Who is this RMB / right mouse button person I keep hearing about? 
I think abbreviation for "Remember"
oh i thought it was "rob me blind" puts hes stuff back
If Aizo ever had an emote made for her I reckon it'd be the Shylily thousand yard stare
That checks out 
First emote would be an owl with a thousand yard stare.
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getting exciting

if there's a time to use heroes' feast, it's now

had a different plan for the 6th level slot
but I also really wanted to use heroes' feast since I made her
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so uh.. darvin is a zealot barbarian, right?
murder the cleric is one of my perminant notes yes
Aizo just wants to see the campaign burn
oh no, that's a note I have in any campaign 
In my campaign, it's kill the fighter
That being said it's always hilarious that the party murders and wipes the floor with people but the moment they have to sneak and talk to people it all crumbles instantly
it's nice to know I'm a target XD
I do not have much social skills 
redemption paladin was another choice I could have been
all she does is talk 
to be specific, at 17th level, she has a static +17 to persuasion, and can temporarily bump it to +22
and all it requires, is that she takes "skill expert" at either 12 or 16-- she already has +9 now

me: *hey bbeg? surrender and admit your wrongdoing
*
bbeg: *I'm sorry, I will never do evil again..
*

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Okay I am already in love with that tefiling chick 
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wait..
wait just a minute
sneak attack is once per turn not once per round
if you're a swashbuckler rogue, your opportunity attacks also do sneak attack damage

@umbral osprey oo drake by the way
you like bards right?
did you know glamour school bards have an ability that for 1minute
let's you cast command every turn without a spell slot?
also, charmed creatures cannot succeed against command

Killing always is easier than talking
Jester
consider bladesinger swashbuckler paladin
can you even counterspell an artificer? since counterspell specifies "seeing a spell being cast"
I'd rule yes for fairness, but there's definitely some technicalities in there to be argued about
how does this work with material components
a spell focus replaces components, granted they don't have a cost, or are consumed

yeah but what if the spell requires something with a cost

was both upcoming campaigns delayed, or only cannon's?
I forget
@proud pebble @violet cave https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xtivz7hEX5g oneshot idea
you already lost to the evil guy, and now you have to battle your way out of hell, earning the right for a rematch
nah that was me doing a time jump after a party accidentally fell through a crumbling palace
@violet cave for this feat, when does the retaliationary attack happen?
it says "when the creature makes an attack" specifically not saying "when they hit"
does this mean sentinel reacts with an attack when they declare their attack "before attack roll"
or would be be after the roll? or is the writing stupid, and it's actually after they hit

it matters, since M31's thunder gauntlets make attackers attack with disadvantage against anything but her, if she hits


Yes it just means when an attack is made
It says makes an attack, so the order would be
- Enemy makes the attack action
- Sentinel attacks first, on a hit the effect triggers
- Enemy now makes the attack roll and resolves the effect
Now consider this for the Swashbuckler Paladin Blade singer I mentioned:
- Thunderous Smite bonus action
- Booming Blade melee attack, hits and deals Divine smite
- Thunderous Smite, Booming Blade, Divine Smite and Sneak attack all trigger on a single hit
The poor fellow is potentially thrown back for the Booming Blade effect to resolve itself, if not, shove them back using the extra attack
That doesn't work
The movement has to be non forced to trigger booming blade
That's why I couldn't trigger it with mobile florish on xan lol
yee loads of damage, but no booming trigger on forced movement
booming blade itself also isn't "the attack action" so no extra attack possible
but still loads of damage

Well if you're a 6th or higher Blade singer you can actually booming blade as your extra attack
Or any cantrip for that matter
booming blade is especially good for M31 though because
even at level 20, normally she at most gets 2 attacks, each doing 1d8+int mod damage, so 2d8 + int modx2
however with booming blade's scaling effect, after level 17, booming blade adds 3d8 to the attack
effectively making her thunder gauntlets hit for 4d8+int mod instead, at the measly cost of no extra attack
the first increase comes at level 5, making her first attack 2d8+int mod anyway, so no need for extra attack

If I was to take xan to lvl 20 instead of just 17 he'd forgo the 5th fighter level and instead pump blade singer to 6th and he'd be able to do the following
Cast shadow blade at 8th lvl for a casual 5d8 + 7 on a hit
Make 3 attacks using it for a total of 15d8 + 21 one of which can be booming blade for an extra 3d8 putting us at 18d8 + 21 and then he'd also get a florish in for a d10 and a fighter maneuver for another d8 putting us at
19d8 + 1d10 + 21 for an average of 112 damage a turn 
warcaster let's you substitute your opportunity attack with a single target spell instead
so if I have tunnel fighter, that let's me opportunity attack without using a reaction
I can technically make all my opportunity attacks, into booming blades

He'd also be able to haste himself and do this twice a turn 
this isn't supposed to be "strong" by the way
it's just a good bit better than doing 1d8+int mod twice

I also like that it kind of makes her damage scale with level
I was considering shield master at level 12, but warcaster might be fun
for the opportunity attacks being booming blades
of course, if I do use booming blade instead of opportunity attack, it won't halt their movement due to sentinel
but it will immediately trigger booming blade's extra damage

effectively turning all my opportunity attacks into 8d8+int mod

after 17 that is
at level 5, it'd be 4d8+int mod, at 11 6d8 and so on
won't see that in justin's campaign anyway, unless we hit level 12
because I'm taking fighting initiate at 8

full feats:
- 4: sentinel
- 8: fighting initiate(tunnel fighter)
- 12: war caster
- 16: +2 Intellect
- 19: +2 Constitution

That's why you fling em backwards so they have to move to you 
I might have found a way in dnd to do infinite damage, just requires 2 peepos

- step 1: have two 6th level tempest clerics, for the "thunderous strikes" feature that knocks back 10ft on doing lightning damage
- step 2: have a weapon that does at least 1 lightning damage as part of it's normal damage
- step 3: pick the "polearm mastery" feat, that let's you do opportunity attacks when enemies enter your melee range
- step 4: reach level 8 and pick up fighting initiate's tunnel fighter, so opportunity attacks takes no reaction....
as long as neither peepo miss their opportunity attack, they can continue indefinitely shoving an enemy into each other
doing infinite damage within a single turn

again, forced movement doesn't trigger oppertunity attacks
but, this is exactly why they made that rule then
trust me

yee, nothing can reach you
and if you keep backing up 5ft on your turn, the literally can't catch you
M31 won't be taking polearm master, because her goal is to prevent stuff from reaching others

did you read my war caster/booming blade thing?
that sounds amazing

if with warcaster you turn your opportunity attack into booming blade
(granted you hit), they automatically takes both the hit, and the extra damage no matter what
since they were already moving

effectively turning M31's 1d8+int mod opportunity attacks
into 8d8+int mod opportunity attacks
at least I don't have to deal with that XD
well, 4d8+int at 5, 6d8+int at 11, the 8d8 is after 17

clerics don't get booming blade, and divine strikes specifically states "once per turn"
so there's no multi hit shenanigans for clerics

Never let Aizo cook
No but elves can get it as a cantrip
So an elven tempest cleric still works

......wait I can do this in BG3
And then reverberations
Okay 10 Cleric 2 paladin
Booming Blade smite
With Phalar Aluve uhmmmm
Draketooth glaive (lighting weapon inbuement) + booming Blade damage + divine smite
Possibly an instant prone??

too bad clerics don't get "elemental weapon"
I guess smite is concentration anyway
Thunderous Smite is
Divine smite isn't
But sadly in BG3 you can't thunderous smite and then Booming Blade
.
Aizo did, I wasn't here at 5:30am
nvm it was cannon 
to be fair Yasha was kinda in and out of the game a lot
They'll make it work
like they did with PIke
But iirc she gets arrested later
found wandering somewhere
lol
arrested? as in the player? or the character 
I said Yasha, not Ashley :p
Ashley was filming Blindspot through most of Campaign 1 and half of Campaign 2?
I think the TV series was cancelled near the end of C2
i havent watched the actual campagins and i remember yall mentioning one of them ends up in a cult or something
so who knows
o_O
she was just filming in NY most of the campaign
They managed to do a few Zoom games with her
but they'll figure out how to write her in to the story
anyways as long as that tiefling girl is front and center i am going to like the show 
so Twitch just send me a renewal reminder about my Sub to a streamer, it renewed yesterday...
the email is dated today..
Tiefling is Laura Bailey
ofc she is 
dicks everywhere
funnily enough i didnt like her char in vox machina 
Jester is closer to Laura's inner self
as if laura could get any hotter
cursed
i dont wanna see that either 
i dont wanna see matt in a dress thank you very much 
whyyyyy
coz you said you didn't want to see it
so I had to show you
even if you said you wanted to see it
I'd still show you
you can't win

I massivly prefer C1 to C2 ngl
i mean apart from jester the chars dont seem as interesting while in C1 kyleth grog , percy and pike were all interesting 
I like all 3, but C3 took me a lot longer to get in to
I think it's just that the vibe of C2 was that it was a production and not a game night with the boys
C2 is my fav coz it's the one I first found them with
I binged C1 after C2 finished
tho I skipped the start of C1 with that dude that went off his rocker irl
which char went crazy irl?
Tiberius
oh they must have took him out the show 
him
He wasn't in the show
after the shit he pulled
they basically never mention him
what did he do 
they did
I think his character was made in to an NPC
nah wasn't even an NPC
in game he just got killed offscreen
wasn't even in the show
ah
again , what did he do 
a lot of stuff basically
i mean the guy LOOKS crazy 
that article says he just cheated on rolls 
it mentions all the rumors
but sounds like there is something deeper
as I said nothing was confirmed
Rumor was he was skimming funds from crowdfunding things
but also had a short temper and would argue a lot
No one confirmed anything

but teh fact CR just stopped any interaction with him
means it was big whatever happened
wrong channel kon
Techlinked?
this is D&D chat 
ohh I just came here coz ypu pinged me here
I didn't realise I was in D&D Chat

I clicked the inbox that tells me where the ping was
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<@&1284336728831950879> we got D&D tomorrow, remember that
Tomorrow's agenda: talk to someone who knows about the Maltor Civil War, receive the second package, and get more information out of Karron, and then silence the leonin
Im still unsure whether or not i can make it in time. Wil inform in 24 hours
My being late can be between 10 minutes and 2 hours but play without me. If im around in character form around everyone i can preroll 2 foretelling rolls right now for peeps incase they need them
We're going to have the prison part last because it might swing one way or the other and if it goes for the latter I might have to end it early to prep for combat 

Fuck man, dunno if i can even catch the end then 
if the rouges fuck it up then I'm 100% throwing them under the bus
I'm screaming praying throwing up even that you can handle the leonin without killing anyone
if spark is left alone with her some warcrimes will happen 
and that is why you're all under the bus if it comes to it
Wakarimashta
I have to be there for the prison thing because Razina. Given the way she works she would absolutley love to help. It's somewhat annoying. Playing lawful characters can be more easy.
I match your bet, and raise you a city sewage system! 
I might also be an hour late, need to help fam with something this eve
Yeah just now started our 4hr drive home
Will miss everything today
I have 2 useless foretelling rolls for yall
2
And
5
But theyll avoid a nat1 if my character is with some failure
If someone needs blasting, justin can use ray of frost with elara
nw, we're focuing on some RAZINE LORE
<@&1284336728831950879> 
@pastel idol 
Just got home and kinda wanna go shower so do i try to hurry with it or are yall on the verge of stopping for tonight
we have half an hour left
come to watch, its funny
Done with my shower. Ill come watch on my phone cuz im too lazy to boot up my pc now that sleep schedule is fixed
<@&1248006648744902809> remember no session this week because I need to eep 
we're so lucky we all got two amazing game masters

I can see Justan but where's the other one?
once we hit level 5, M31 gets so many things 
extra attack, +1 proficiency, AND +3 spell slots, with access to 2nd level
basically just means however, that I can cast "shield" or "absorb elements" 6 times instead of 3
I just get an extra attack 
<@&1284336728831950879> excellent work everyone, you've managed to complete two major objectives, now all that's left is to wait for the package to drop. You've busted the leonin out of jail and gotten Clovis to open up about the war, so hopefully the next sessions will take you into the heart of Maltor. We are at the halfway mark for this chapter before we go to another region, I am going to be nice and say YALL ARE LEVEL 5 NOW!
Also just as a reminder from our conversation today, I know being a murderhobo is funny and it can lead to party chaos, but remember that you're still in a campaign with many possible endings depending on what you do. The wellbeing of others at the table comes over your own bits be it for comedic or conflict 
speak of the devil 

I just realized I rolled all my stealth checks with just my dex mod
forgot I had stealth proficiency
sneak attack is now 3d6 

wait so is that a 10 or an 8 
oh no
I'm still more useful then you
also true
M31 now has access to 6 "shield" reactions per combat
or absorb elements, whichever is needed

I can hit things gooder and more
spark does 5d6 + 6 damage a turn now 
oh remember that your proficiency bonus goes up at lv5
basically unless I say something else, or after we hit level 9
my "enhanced weapon" infusion will always be on your weapon
remember you have expertise as well
makes it a +1 and considered a "magic weapon"
yep thats why stealth is +9 
ok just making sure
and again, still useless
after 10, it becomes +2 instead
but after 9, I can use it on my own fists

Okay cannon, mightve been a bit funny initially but its really fucking getting on my nerves that all im viewed as by even one party member is "useless" as a label. So kindly dial it back from 2050 to 2020s and youre good
after level 6 however, I get access to a 3rd infusion
so I can technically infuse someone's weapon with "radiant weapon" as well
also makes it +1, but you can make it shine with a bonus action

LIGHTSABER
what things do i get?
at the very least, your proficiency becomes a +3 now
lots
your sneak attack is now 3d6
you have uncanny dodge
which means you can use a reaction to half the damage of an attack you're getting hit by
what page?
just go through this and add anything that you get at lvl 5 then check your subclass too
oh i just remembered i wrote down something i wanted for when i leveled up
i get lv.2 spells now yes?
no
not until 7th level
thats 7th level
you don't have any new spells this level
you dont get any new spells until 7th level
I think arcane tricksters are considered quarter casters
if that's a thing
artificers are only half-casters too
didn't we already have that?
no it was 2d6
third caster
the 3rd dice came from your weapon
i see 
now its 4d6 with your weapon
yee
Bards, Druids, Clerics, Sorcerers, Warlocks, Wizards are full casters
Paladins and Rangers are half-casters
Arcane Tricksters and Eldritch Knights are Third-casters
arcane tricksters only reach 4th level spells at max level
artificers reach 5th level spells at max
clerics are full casters, reaches all the way to 9th level spells

yee
i learned cunning action after mari punched me and i failed to dodge


a learning experience
M31's spells are mainly just for using her protective reactions
does help that she can heal a tiny bit though


anyone know what page arcane trickster is on?
keeping us alive even when you aren't a cleric XD
u got me up to more health then before mari punched me
little bit of healing goes a long way
so i only get uncanny dodge?
and the number upgrades yes
TELEPORT ME INTO MELEE
oh and 3D6
and +1 proficency
oh number upgrades
to everything?
so all any stuff you have prof in goes up by 1 and anything you have experties in goes up +2
ah i see
and then you have to roll for your HP
+10 on stealth and acrobatics now 
noice
which die was that again?
D8 and add your constitution modifier
I got spooder climb now as well, so I can climb on walls or ceilings without rolling

meaning if i roll an 8 i get 30 max HP
what are you at now?
and what's your constitution modifier?
0
ah
10 con
i get what i roll
do as I do with xopah, just always pick the mid roll
can't do it after you roll though

the good news is that you'll end up with 100hp on average at 20th level
the other times that might have been the best idea but this time i atleast rolled higher then 4 which is great
oh do i change proficency bonus to say +3 now?
M31 is at 57 hit point now
yes
67 for me
and hit die is still 4D8?
tempted to take tough next level and end up at 80+ 
no, up to 5D8
speaking of damage
yes Val
my booming blade now officialy adds damage to my hit
so my fists do 2d8 thunder now if I do booming blade
just costs the extra attack, but damage is the same anyway
oh does mine do that to now or?
neat
ok proficencies increased, HP added, hit die added, uncanny dodge added
anything i'm missing?
nope , that should be everything
don't think so, unless you want to specify the increase to booming blade
you now gain a +5 bonus to depression as both your parents have now died
maybe i should write down the specifics of my spells
i grew up as a street orphan it's how i became a thief/rogue
stole food and other thingies
ahh, your depression bonus is now +10

wait one more thing val if you didn't change it
spell save, and spell attack goes up by +1 as well
since they're based on proficiency
one i reach lv.7 i'v written down i want invisibility and shadow blade
so spell save from 13-14 and atk from +5-+6
yep
are u sure?
WRONG BITCH
i specificaly wrote it down cuz i thought i could get it
oh nvm
why did i think it was lvl 3 
i wrote them as when i can get lv.2 spells
wait i wrote 2 spells but it says i only get 1 more spell slot 
yeah you're not gaining any new spells this level
i know but next level
next spell at lvl 7 then another at 8
oh also i forgot to simply add that i'm lv.5
yes currently looking at that
but i don't think i would have witten down 2 spells if i could only get 1 
at 7th level when you get access to 2nd level spells
you get a total of 3 new spell slots- 1 first level and 2 second level
you only "know" one more spell though
maybe there was something else that would allow me to get another spell
ah perhaps there was some confusion there
but i feel like i would have checked in here first to confirm cuz thats what i usualy do 
anyway this means i need to decide which i want more between invisibility and shadow blade
oh wait i see my saving throws have like dots on it
good was gonna ask
7 dex and 6 int
i see lv.6 i get expertice
maybe i'll get that in slight of hand and get +10 there as well 
certainly used more then my acrobatics
you already have expertise, but at 6th level you get to choose two more to double proficiency in

yes val shes saying you get 2 more
ah i see
hmm so 1 will be slight of hand
might as well give it to investigation since that happens alot
wait can i add expertice to something i'm not procicient at?
wel fuck then only other options are perception and deception
both good for thieves
perception is a great one to have
charisma and wisdom both which i'm not good at
perception is +3 now and deception is +2
your perception would go to +6 which is really good
that also raises your passive perception
your proficiency in perception is what your passive perception is
so if you have +8 perception, your passive perception is 18
xopah

any of u happen to have the description for fay touched and uncanny dodge so i can copy it into my sheet and actualy remember what they do 
i just know fey touched gave me misty step
uncanny dodge is just if you get hit by an attack you can use a reaction to half the damage
uncanny dodge just gives you the option to use a reaction to halve the damage an attack does to you
yee
costs your reaction though
and this is fey touched
but really good
its lowkey the best reaction in the game 
the only one that compares is shield
maybe counterspell
that, and shield master
i meaaan
rogues dont need sheild master
to do shield master things 
they have a better shield master

oh i can use misty step without useing a spell slot 
now what was the other spell i got 
but heavy melee fighters who are otherwise shielded from attacks
doesn't have evasion

was it command?
makes swashbuckler rogue and gives it the "heavily armoured" feat, so it can wear heavy armour and shield
once per long rest, afterwards if you want to do it again it costs spell slots

dip into warlock and get shield as well 
ok but I have this whilst also having good armour, good damage and good hp
you only have good damage
is command enchantment?
yeah but can you dash on a bonus action tho? i can kite you forever since i dont trigger attacks of oppertunity 
also can i use command to tell someone to sleep?
not with sentinel
means I get the opportunity attack even if you disengage
yes but they'll only sleep for like a min
jokes on you
i dont trigger attacks of oppertunity period 
swashbuckler baby
you cannot even leave my melee

also is command enchantment or divination? >.<
but first you have to hit me
I have really really good AC
again only works if you get an attack of oppertunity , which you cant cuz of fancy footwork 
it says if you make a melee attack
not if you land a melee attack
so i just need to attempt it 
you don't even need to be in melee for me
if you end your turn within 30ft of me, you get pulled to me

that was faq-ed
no errattaed is the word I want
website won't let me search for anything >.<
yeh
and yet have never used it XD
with how murderhoboey he is XD
we dont get in enough combat for me to use it
i didnt need to kite someone yet
btw, you're also assuming that I need to be in melee to do damage to you
trust me, I don't
but yeah swashbucklers can infintely kite any melee that doesnt have double thier speed
i took 4 emotional dmg last time
which is hularious 
not until 15 though
things can really not get away from me
combined with sentinel, and tunnel fighter
ok so with fey touched once per long rest i can use both misty step and command without expanding a spell slot right?
yes

My feat list by 20th lv would be:
Racial: Heavy Armour Master
4th: Shield Master
6th: Sentinel
8th: Mobile
12th: Tough
14th: ABI (+1 str, +1 dex)
16th: Alert
19th: ABI (+2 Con)
great added
full feats:
- 4: sentinel
- 8: fighting initiate(tunnel fighter)
- 12: war caster
- 16: +2 Intellect
- 19: +2 Constitution
for me
hmm i have a description in my feats with no ability name addded
war caster at 12, so I can booming blade creatures trying to run, in place of sentinel if I choose
also advantage on concentration, since I'll be haste'ing myself
spark would just keep taking ASIs after he took the gift of the gem dragon just to give himself a psuedo lightning breath 
your quick thinking and agiblity allows u to move and act quickly, u can take bonus action on each of your turns in combat, this action can only be used to take the dash, disengage or hide action.
what ability is this?
Cunning Action

M31 has sentinel right now because she's been doing bodyguard work before
fighting initiate at 8 after having watched yaromir fight
war caster because she now understands fighting more than she has been

and then just ASI to improve her stats
ngl, kinda tempted to do the sentinel, polearm master, tunnel fighter combo XD

I'm specifically not getting a weapon, since I need to hit stuff with my fists, for the taunting effect
since i'm already writing down all these things might as well add what my spells does
mage hand has 30ft. range?
10 pund weight limit?
don't worry about weight limit
the fact that you lose the shield AC for this is sadge
spear is a one-handed weapon with reach
they're versitile
again, with war caster, my opportunity booming blades
right now, would make all my opportunity attacks, into 4d8+Int mod hits
each
of
them

using a real spear in one hand would fucking destory your arm 
aizo booming blade what did mine do again?
after 11 it'd be 6d8+int mod
and after 17, 8d8+int mod
there are short spears that were used one-handed
yeah i am not saying you're lying i am saying its dumb 
but then it wouldnt have reach
you brandish your melee weapon, striking at your target- if the target moves before your next turn
it takes 1d8 thunder damage*
these damage numbers increases by 1d8 at lv5, lv11, and lv17
so after 5, it adds 1d8 to the innitial hit, and the moving damage becomes 2d8
and so forth
still longer reach then a sword
can wield a long ass spear in one hand with proper training
so val, right now, when we use booming blade since we're level 5
you add 1d8 to the initial hit- and enemies take 2d8 when moving
thats actually a thrown weapon , not meant to be used as an actual spear , it too light
ok so when i hit the enemy it's 1D8 and if they move with another 2D8 on top of that first one?
point is that a one-handed spear can still have reach

although my main gripe with spears in D&D is they only do 1D6 damage
ngl if it does then so should the longsword 
the first part is whatever your weapon does +1d8 thunder
and ESPECIALLY the rapier
nah, spear outranges a rapier easy
not a 1 handed one
yes, it can
is why my fist now, that normally just does 1d8+int on a hit
now, with booming blade, does 2d8+int

i'v yet to get to use tasha's hideous laughter
was tempted to use it on clovise when he was harrassing tieflings and was also tempted to use it on yaromir to stop him from hitting sparks earlier today 
+int in for u specificaly or do i also do +int?
I use int to hit and damage because artificer
for you it'd be your dex mod
but it'd be 1d[x]+dex mod, then +1d8 for booming blade
also short bow but booming blade no work with bow
my normal fists do 1d8 thunder+int mod
so booming blade makes it 2d8 thunder+int mod for me
atk bonus should still say 6 or does that change as well?
goes up with proficiency
your dex is what +5?
+4
then its 4 + 3 for 7

feel op but am squish
lv.7 i also get attribiute improvement or whatever lets me increases my dex if i chose to do so
?
my gloomstalker, with no additional bonuses, has +12 to hit
if we make it fair and say prof is +3 instead of 4, it'd be +11 still
are their two-handed finesse weapons?
that's what sneak attack requires, right?
there aren't any two handed finesse weapons
yeah, I can't even think of a weapon that would be two-handed and finesse tbh
that's just a greatsword at that point
it's a two-handed finesse weapon
need a specific feat to use properly however
so would cost a feat
oh, like an uncommon one?

variant human, swashbuckler rogue with a dual-bladed scimitar
and savage attacker feat

also main reason i killed the cook is cuz i forgot non lethal was an option 
i just knew we were silencing him
indeed
i wish i had more drow poison then i would use that alot to make people sleep
if we have ingredients, I can make it for you
atm i'm just saving it for idk someone we REALLY don't wanna kill
i also have purple worm poison 
M31 is proficient in:
- Tinker Tools
- Blacksmith Tools
- Thieves' Tools
- Alchemist Tools
my char should be able to know what that poison tastes like 

is ingredients something we have to look up or ask DM about?
depends on the dm
for one, if we're out traveling, or have any downtime
you can be like "I spend some time looking for poisonous plants"
or something
yes
then justin might have you roll a survival check or something
to see if you find anything, and/or how much
I'd say liger is probably some notion of "evil" if he's willing to commit longterm torture
M31 is "lawful neutral" she wouldn't commit actual cruelty, unless she firmly believed it was for the greater good
i say these things mostly as playfull ideas no actual intention of doing them 

i wouldn't want someone to suffer needlessly
we know Drake
i would be willing to torture if it was for a purpse but still not long term
Yaromir is Neutral Good, but apparently not killing random people is hard for this party
commit cruelty to advance your own agenda (neutral evil)
commit cruelty for the sake of commiting cruelty (chaotic evil)
hes 100% convinced he is one just stunted 
i forgot non leathal was an option






