#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?

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umbral osprey
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yes you would potastLOL

pastel idol
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we quickly leave the tomb and find a group of wandering clerics who just so happen to be passing by
after a brief talk, they agree to cast "death ward" on all of us, and then we go fight the final boss

proud pebble
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Xopah and Darvin are gonna have a very happy moment before you fight him tho XD

pastel idol
proud pebble
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you'll be at the fight sooner then you think btw, it's not that far

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next session 100%

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unless you randomly go in the other direction

umbral osprey
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xan remembers he forgot something in the entrance of the tomb , climbs all the way back up poKappa

proud pebble
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"there's an invisible barrier that prevents you from moving back up the tomb, it even prevents teleportation"

pastel idol
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even if the entire party suddenly got cold feet, xopah still has a holy mission to finish this
so she'd go in alone, if she had to

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it's not about whether she wants to or not
it's a god given mission-- literally

umbral osprey
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i dont think illmater would want her to be sucidal tho potastLOL

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cuz she stands no chance in hell alone

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only one that maybe does would be darvin cuz his sword is broken KEKW

pastel idol
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  • "There is no shame in a meaningful death."
  • "Emphasize the spiritual nature of life over the existence of the material body."

and a bunch of others

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I have them written on my sheet

umbral osprey
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yeah but thats not a meaningful death potastLOL thats just a death

pastel idol
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not if she succeeds

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remember how we saw into the realm of gehenna?

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xopah has heard that name before, in ilmatari lore

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β€œHe took the cur of Gehenna, this most defiled creature of Murder, and held it in His immutable embrace. In His most perfect knowing he walked with it into the Sea of Fallen Starsβ€”the cur clawed and screamed and ripped and tore, but He brooked no quarter. And when the sea ran red with the blood of the Divine, the wailing and gnashing ceased.”

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a story about a past avatar of ilmater

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> remember that D&D is tonight. Next week will be a free day off since I am packing and leaving summer camp

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Today the party objectives (by consensus) seem to be find out the religious scene in Maltor, keep an eye out for Karron's return and the second package that will get you into the good eye of the mafia

ancient sun
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OMGG

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Perfect timing

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Now i dont need to worry about the fact that my friend is having a party on that same day xD

violet cave
violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> we're starting half an hour late I have just been thrown next week's rota my way

ancient sun
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Was the time not 3hours before stream?

violet cave
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yes

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but it's been pushed back 30 minutes since work

ancient sun
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Thats not half an hour early in that case

proud pebble
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so half an hour late

violet cave
violet cave
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@neat dust @sudden frost point

neat dust
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got stuck in a longer queue at the store potastSip

crude pelican
neat dust
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gonna make something to eat but i can hear u guys potastAyaya

crude pelican
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Hey @violet cave when you are done ainth your campaign, will you do another?

violet cave
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no idea honestly, we just started a while ago

crude pelican
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Ok

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Then hope you're having luck and find fortune you mighty adventurers!potastCrusade potastAyaya

neat dust
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@sudden frost

violet cave
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1 rapier, 1 shortsword, 2 dagger, 1 shortbow

proud pebble
violet cave
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Karron Taranis

proud pebble
violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879>

Day 3:
Package is arriving in the port
Party might jailbreak the leonin (varying disagreements on disappearing)
Find Clovis and ask what happened during the Maltor Civil War

Noteworthy mention I was very happy to see you guys doing RP this time, hopefully the slowing down helped with thatpotastLove the plot is certainly chickening

pastel idol
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the plot is chimkening

pastel idol
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waits patiently for next session

proud pebble
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waits inpatiently for next session

ancient sun
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Stresses if i can make it in time for next session while waiting paitiently

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But boy did i fumble hard on that guard KEKW

proud pebble
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yeah, no shit

ancient sun
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Felt like a quicktime event and didnt really think too hard

pastel idol
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by the way cannon, since necro is going to be taking care of himself for a bit, how are we going about your sessions?

pastel idol
proud pebble
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next session will happen but if he needs more time after that then we'll pause until he's ready

umbral osprey
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we just have to not get darvin killed next session potastLOL

ancient sun
pastel idol
violet cave
proud pebble
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just in time for final boss

pastel idol
ancient sun
violet cave
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the tonal whiplash of Marie getting a deal done to the party going "LALALALA NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

violet cave
proud pebble
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you're closer then you think

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that's what she said

umbral osprey
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there is only one floor of the tomb left , so yeah doubt its gonna be much longer

pastel idol
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in the end, cu113n never did become a forge cleric, did he?

proud pebble
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basically you aren't going into the fight without everyone being avalible

violet cave
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Maybe if he didn't climb in the rusty chest, sure kek

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but now it's a little too late for him to multiclass

pastel idol
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maybe in the afterstory, should we survive

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xopah won't multiclass until at least after 17, since life cleric gets its final trait at level 17
supreme healing, that makes any healing roll automatically heal the maximum amount

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but she'll probably just go to 20 cleric even then

umbral osprey
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meanwhile xan going wiz 2 , bard 10 , fighter 5 potastDerp

proud pebble
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lv20 cleric getting auto divine intervention is pretty damn cool

pastel idol
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cleric is one of those few classes who doesn't need to multiclass

umbral osprey
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how many times can clerics try for intervention anyways? is it once per char like bg3? pHmm

pastel idol
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if it fails, 24hour cooldown

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if it succeeds 7 days cooldown

umbral osprey
pastel idol
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and obviously what you ask for has to be within your god's domain and power

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ilmater happens to be one of, if not the toughest god, in terms of regeneration and restoration

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one thing he's especially known for, is when he picks a target, he will bring them from being a bloody pulp
to being completely restored, as if they just taken a long rest- that's what I'm betting on with the divine intervention for us

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if it succeds that is

umbral osprey
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if it doesnt we're doomed potastLOL

pastel idol
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I have plans even if it fails, but let's see how it goes first

umbral osprey
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bruh hes CR23 potastLOL and we're going to be half of that in levels , we're so getting curb stomped

pastel idol
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anything in dnd can be worked around

proud pebble
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so little faith in yourselves

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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i am simply traumatized from the last lich encounter potastLOL and this one is STRONGER

pastel idol
proud pebble
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you are literally triple the level you were then

pastel idol
proud pebble
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banishment?

pastel idol
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dispel evil and good

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I think it's called

proud pebble
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that only works if he belongs to another plane of existance

pastel idol
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this thing

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undeads sent back to the shadowfell

proud pebble
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yeah that could potentially work

umbral osprey
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do you even have a 5th level slot left? KEKW

proud pebble
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he does still have counterspell tho

pastel idol
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I will have a 6th level slot if we reach 11

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I have other plans for that spell slot though

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also our goal is to kill acererak

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not banish him

umbral osprey
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well to do that we'd have to find the phalactary potastLOL

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and i doubt its gonna even be in the tomb

pastel idol
violet cave
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If

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hypothetically

violet cave
umbral osprey
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yeah he'll just reform a day later if we cant find the phylactrey potastLOL

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and i dont think its gonna be in the tomb potastLOL hes not that stupid

proud pebble
umbral osprey
proud pebble
umbral osprey
proud pebble
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they can be any colour

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the main ones are white

umbral osprey
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pHmm all the artwork i see of them is always purple

proud pebble
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you might actually be seeing the ones for Genestealer Cults

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they have two different primary schemes

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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why the fuck do they insist on this emo shit every time Shrike gets a new model

sudden frost
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I thought we were meeting tomorrow. :(

violet cave
violet cave
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@pastel idol Kanabo ftw

proud pebble
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they really just making shit into a joke at this point Judging1

violet cave
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Year of Chaos

"Summer release, have 5 space marine characters"

proud pebble
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like bro, guess I'll just go fuck myself right

violet cave
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Well Slaanesh didn't get a lot either so.....alas

proud pebble
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just give me a named Night Lord character already

umbral osprey
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whos ready to die today potastLOL

proud pebble
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you'll be fineeeee

proud pebble
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<@&1248006648744902809> 🫡

violet cave
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<@&1248006648744902809> point

pastel idol
ancient sun
signal locust
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thought you lil sausages might get a chuckle

pastel idol
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you know what would be fun? a dnd campaign where everyone is a different cleric domain

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  • arcana
  • death
  • forge
  • grave
  • knowlegde
  • life
  • light
  • nature
  • order
  • peace
  • tempest
  • trickery
  • twilight
  • war

and if you count UA, also:

  • fate
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so much to choose from

violet cave
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I did it once with a group for Mines of Phandelver

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The DM was very relieved we started multiclassing

short hare
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@proud pebble in case i'm not on the list yet, i wish to join the next campaign as well

proud pebble
proud pebble
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this is the current list, if you have been left off then please let me know

proud pebble
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too strong for a 3rd level ability?

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slightly better I think

pastel idol
proud pebble
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ok, so not too bad then

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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I mean most of them are between 50gp and 100gp

umbral osprey
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Like it's punishing enough that the player will just rather hold on to the mats and sell them later

proud pebble
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But if you succeed then you'll be getting the item for cheaper then you could buy them normally

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because usually there's base cost + how scummy the shop owner is

umbral osprey
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Yeah thats the benefit of the class feature , if you want players to actually gun for that , you need to have a benefit that doesn't turn into a massive punishment on a die roll , because players are very risk averse when it comes to consumable resources , think of how many times you got to the end of a game without using any pots cuz you might need them later potastLOL

proud pebble
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so probably at least a +9 to the check

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so it is an easy check

umbral osprey
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It's just a psychological thing , ofc if you want it to feel like a risk go for it but I am just making sure you know that that's how people will see it , people minds are not good at mathing out odds on the fly potastDerp

proud pebble
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I mean, I'd almost never put the DC above 15 personally

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and the mats is really just a putting a gold cost to getting the item

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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ah I see

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I'm mostly concerned with balance over the psychology tbh

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like if you don't want to use your features then by all means XD

umbral osprey
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Fair enough potastDerp

proud pebble
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one more subclass to do soukaidead

ancient sun
crude pelican
violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> no d&d Saturday rmb

proud pebble
ancient sun
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Sadge on one hand, but potastHype on the other cuz means i dont need to feel guilty about which decision i make. Party with friends or dnd

spice bobcat
violet cave
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No more bloody kids to deal with

umbral osprey
violet cave
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no but i may or may not have yeeted a phone

proud pebble
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honestly fair

sudden frost
ancient sun
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I think abbreviation for "Remember"

neat dust
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oh i thought it was "rob me blind" puts hes stuff back

violet cave
violet cave
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If Aizo ever had an emote made for her I reckon it'd be the Shylily thousand yard stare

ancient sun
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That checks out KEKW

sudden frost
proud pebble
proud pebble
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<@&1248006648744902809> 🫡

pastel idol
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getting exciting

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if there's a time to use heroes' feast, it's now

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had a different plan for the 6th level slot
but I also really wanted to use heroes' feast since I made her

pastel idol
pastel idol
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so uh.. darvin is a zealot barbarian, right?

proud pebble
crude pelican
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Aizo just wants to see the campaign burnKEKW

proud pebble
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oh no, that's a note I have in any campaign potastLOL

violet cave
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In my campaign, it's kill the fighter

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That being said it's always hilarious that the party murders and wipes the floor with people but the moment they have to sneak and talk to people it all crumbles instantly

proud pebble
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it's nice to know I'm a target XD

neat dust
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I do not have much social skills potastSip

pastel idol
pastel idol
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me: *hey bbeg? surrender and admit your wrongdoing Judging1 *
bbeg: *I'm sorry, I will never do evil again.. Sadge *

umbral osprey
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https://youtu.be/lYI3vegocYA?si=FRDjw57SzClIRN3K

Okay I am already in love with that tefiling chick potastLOL

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pastel idol
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wait..

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wait just a minute

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sneak attack is once per turn not once per round

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if you're a swashbuckler rogue, your opportunity attacks also do sneak attack damage

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@umbral osprey oo drake by the way

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you like bards right?

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did you know glamour school bards have an ability that for 1minute
let's you cast command every turn without a spell slot?

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also, charmed creatures cannot succeed against command

umbral osprey
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Command: NUT kappa

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The enemy dies of embarrassement

crude pelican
violet cave
pastel idol
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can you even counterspell an artificer? since counterspell specifies "seeing a spell being cast"

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I'd rule yes for fairness, but there's definitely some technicalities in there to be argued about

umbral osprey
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pHmm how does this work with material components

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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yeah but what if the spell requires something with a cost

pastel idol
pastel idol
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was both upcoming campaigns delayed, or only cannon's?

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I forget

violet cave
pastel idol
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@violet cave for this feat, when does the retaliationary attack happen?
it says "when the creature makes an attack" specifically not saying "when they hit"

does this mean sentinel reacts with an attack when they declare their attack "before attack roll"
or would be be after the roll? or is the writing stupid, and it's actually after they hit

pastel idol
violet cave
pastel idol
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before or after the roll, though

violet cave
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It says makes an attack, so the order would be

  1. Enemy makes the attack action
  2. Sentinel attacks first, on a hit the effect triggers
  3. Enemy now makes the attack roll and resolves the effect
pastel idol
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thank you for clarifying

violet cave
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Now consider this for the Swashbuckler Paladin Blade singer I mentioned:

  1. Thunderous Smite bonus action
  2. Booming Blade melee attack, hits and deals Divine smite
  3. Thunderous Smite, Booming Blade, Divine Smite and Sneak attack all trigger on a single hit
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The poor fellow is potentially thrown back for the Booming Blade effect to resolve itself, if not, shove them back using the extra attack

umbral osprey
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That doesn't work

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The movement has to be non forced to trigger booming blade

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That's why I couldn't trigger it with mobile florish on xan lol

pastel idol
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yee loads of damage, but no booming trigger on forced movement
booming blade itself also isn't "the attack action" so no extra attack possible

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but still loads of damage

umbral osprey
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Well if you're a 6th or higher Blade singer you can actually booming blade as your extra attack

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Or any cantrip for that matter

pastel idol
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booming blade is especially good for M31 though because
even at level 20, normally she at most gets 2 attacks, each doing 1d8+int mod damage, so 2d8 + int modx2

however with booming blade's scaling effect, after level 17, booming blade adds 3d8 to the attack
effectively making her thunder gauntlets hit for 4d8+int mod instead, at the measly cost of no extra attack

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the first increase comes at level 5, making her first attack 2d8+int mod anyway, so no need for extra attack

umbral osprey
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If I was to take xan to lvl 20 instead of just 17 he'd forgo the 5th fighter level and instead pump blade singer to 6th and he'd be able to do the following

Cast shadow blade at 8th lvl for a casual 5d8 + 7 on a hit
Make 3 attacks using it for a total of 15d8 + 21 one of which can be booming blade for an extra 3d8 putting us at 18d8 + 21 and then he'd also get a florish in for a d10 and a fighter maneuver for another d8 putting us at
19d8 + 1d10 + 21 for an average of 112 damage a turn KEKW

pastel idol
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warcaster let's you substitute your opportunity attack with a single target spell instead
so if I have tunnel fighter, that let's me opportunity attack without using a reaction
I can technically make all my opportunity attacks, into booming blades

umbral osprey
pastel idol
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I also like that it kind of makes her damage scale with level

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I was considering shield master at level 12, but warcaster might be fun
for the opportunity attacks being booming blades

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of course, if I do use booming blade instead of opportunity attack, it won't halt their movement due to sentinel
but it will immediately trigger booming blade's extra damage

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effectively turning all my opportunity attacks into 8d8+int mod

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after 17 that is

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at level 5, it'd be 4d8+int mod, at 11 6d8 and so on

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won't see that in justin's campaign anyway, unless we hit level 12
because I'm taking fighting initiate at 8

pastel idol
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full feats:

  • 4: sentinel
  • 8: fighting initiate(tunnel fighter)
  • 12: war caster
  • 16: +2 Intellect
  • 19: +2 Constitution
violet cave
pastel idol
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I might have found a way in dnd to do infinite damage, just requires 2 peepos

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  • step 1: have two 6th level tempest clerics, for the "thunderous strikes" feature that knocks back 10ft on doing lightning damage
  • step 2: have a weapon that does at least 1 lightning damage as part of it's normal damage
  • step 3: pick the "polearm mastery" feat, that let's you do opportunity attacks when enemies enter your melee range
  • step 4: reach level 8 and pick up fighting initiate's tunnel fighter, so opportunity attacks takes no reaction....
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as long as neither peepo miss their opportunity attack, they can continue indefinitely shoving an enemy into each other
doing infinite damage within a single turn

proud pebble
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again, forced movement doesn't trigger oppertunity attacks

pastel idol
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oh right

proud pebble
pastel idol
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was thinking it was different with polearm master

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but you right

proud pebble
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but polearm master + sentinal + tunnel fighter...

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that's one hell of a combo

pastel idol
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trust me

pastel idol
proud pebble
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and if you keep backing up 5ft on your turn, the literally can't catch you

pastel idol
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M31 won't be taking polearm master, because her goal is to prevent stuff from reaching others

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did you read my war caster/booming blade thing?

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that sounds amazing

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if with warcaster you turn your opportunity attack into booming blade
(granted you hit), they automatically takes both the hit, and the extra damage no matter what
since they were already moving

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effectively turning M31's 1d8+int mod opportunity attacks
into 8d8+int mod opportunity attacks

proud pebble
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at least I don't have to deal with that XD

pastel idol
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well, 4d8+int at 5, 6d8+int at 11, the 8d8 is after 17

pastel idol
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clerics don't get booming blade, and divine strikes specifically states "once per turn"
so there's no multi hit shenanigans for clerics

violet cave
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Never let Aizo cook

violet cave
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So an elven tempest cleric still works

pastel idol
violet cave
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......wait I can do this in BG3

pastel idol
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yee

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but no tunnel fighter in bg3

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but still really strong

violet cave
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Honestly don't need it

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A booming Blade tempest cleric Shart

pastel idol
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the fact that it auto-triggers the extra damage as well is asinine

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yee

violet cave
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And then reverberations

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Okay 10 Cleric 2 paladin

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Booming Blade smite

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With Phalar Aluve uhmmmm

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Draketooth glaive (lighting weapon inbuement) + booming Blade damage + divine smite

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Possibly an instant prone??

pastel idol
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too bad clerics don't get "elemental weapon"

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I guess smite is concentration anyway

violet cave
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Thunderous Smite is

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Divine smite isn't

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But sadly in BG3 you can't thunderous smite and then Booming Blade

nocturne iron
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Aizo did, I wasn't here at 5:30am

umbral osprey
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nvm it was cannon potastDerp

nocturne iron
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Not even the same color smh

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haha this trailer is funny

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Where is Yasha Judging1

proud pebble
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to be fair Yasha was kinda in and out of the game a lot

nocturne iron
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They'll make it work

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like they did with PIke

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But iirc she gets arrested later

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found wandering somewhere

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lol

umbral osprey
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arrested? as in the player? or the character potastLOL

nocturne iron
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I said Yasha, not Ashley :p

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Ashley was filming Blindspot through most of Campaign 1 and half of Campaign 2?

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I think the TV series was cancelled near the end of C2

umbral osprey
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i havent watched the actual campagins and i remember yall mentioning one of them ends up in a cult or something KEKW so who knows

nocturne iron
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o_O

proud pebble
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she was just filming in NY most of the campaign

nocturne iron
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They managed to do a few Zoom games with her

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but they'll figure out how to write her in to the story

umbral osprey
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anyways as long as that tiefling girl is front and center i am going to like the show potastLOL

nocturne iron
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so Twitch just send me a renewal reminder about my Sub to a streamer, it renewed yesterday...

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the email is dated today..

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Tiefling is Laura Bailey

umbral osprey
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ofc she is KEKW

nocturne iron
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dicks everywhere

umbral osprey
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funnily enough i didnt like her char in vox machina potastDerp

nocturne iron
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Jester is closer to Laura's inner self

umbral osprey
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as if laura could get any hotter

umbral osprey
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cursed

nocturne iron
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they were impersonating other players

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she got Robbie

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Matt was Laura

umbral osprey
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i dont wanna see that either potastLOL

nocturne iron
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he basically just put glasses on and a dress

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already has long hair

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D:

umbral osprey
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i dont wanna see matt in a dress thank you very much potastLOL

umbral osprey
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whyyyyy

nocturne iron
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coz you said you didn't want to see it

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so I had to show you

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even if you said you wanted to see it

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I'd still show you

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you can't win

proud pebble
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I massivly prefer C1 to C2 ngl

umbral osprey
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i mean apart from jester the chars dont seem as interesting while in C1 kyleth grog , percy and pike were all interesting potastDerp

nocturne iron
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I like all 3, but C3 took me a lot longer to get in to

proud pebble
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I think it's just that the vibe of C2 was that it was a production and not a game night with the boys

nocturne iron
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C2 is my fav coz it's the one I first found them with

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I binged C1 after C2 finished

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tho I skipped the start of C1 with that dude that went off his rocker irl

umbral osprey
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pHmm which char went crazy irl?

nocturne iron
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that bald guy, I think he played a Dragon race

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I can't remember the name

proud pebble
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Tiberius

umbral osprey
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oh they must have took him out the show potastG

nocturne iron
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him

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He wasn't in the show

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after the shit he pulled

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they basically never mention him

umbral osprey
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what did he do KEKW

proud pebble
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they did

nocturne iron
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I think his character was made in to an NPC

proud pebble
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nah wasn't even an NPC

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in game he just got killed offscreen

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wasn't even in the show

nocturne iron
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ah

umbral osprey
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again , what did he do potastLOL

nocturne iron
proud pebble
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a lot of stuff basically

umbral osprey
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i mean the guy LOOKS crazy KEKW

nocturne iron
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I don't think anyone ever confirmed anything

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CR wanted to move on

umbral osprey
#

that article says he just cheated on rolls pHmm

nocturne iron
#

it mentions all the rumors

umbral osprey
#

but sounds like there is something deeper

nocturne iron
#

as I said nothing was confirmed

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Rumor was he was skimming funds from crowdfunding things

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but also had a short temper and would argue a lot

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No one confirmed anything

proud pebble
#

and he was being creepy/pervy to the grills

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mostly Laura

umbral osprey
nocturne iron
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but teh fact CR just stopped any interaction with him

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means it was big whatever happened

umbral osprey
#

wrong channel kon

nocturne iron
#

Techlinked?

umbral osprey
#

this is D&D chat potastDerp

nocturne iron
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ohh I just came here coz ypu pinged me here

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I didn't realise I was in D&D Chat

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I clicked the inbox that tells me where the ping was

ancient sun
violet cave
#

<@&1284336728831950879> we got D&D tomorrow, remember that

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Tomorrow's agenda: talk to someone who knows about the Maltor Civil War, receive the second package, and get more information out of Karron, and then silence the leonin

ancient sun
#

My being late can be between 10 minutes and 2 hours but play without me. If im around in character form around everyone i can preroll 2 foretelling rolls right now for peeps incase they need them

violet cave
#

We're going to have the prison part last because it might swing one way or the other and if it goes for the latter I might have to end it early to prep for combat KEKW

neat dust
ancient sun
#

Fuck man, dunno if i can even catch the end then KEKW

proud pebble
#

if the rouges fuck it up then I'm 100% throwing them under the bus

violet cave
#

I'm screaming praying throwing up even that you can handle the leonin without killing anyone

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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and that is why you're all under the bus if it comes to it

sudden frost
#

I have to be there for the prison thing because Razina. Given the way she works she would absolutley love to help. It's somewhat annoying. Playing lawful characters can be more easy.

sudden frost
ancient sun
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I will not be able to make it

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Flight has been delayed for 1 hour 20 minutes

burnt sorrel
#

I might also be an hour late, need to help fam with something this eve

ancient sun
#

Yeah just now started our 4hr drive home

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Will miss everything today

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I have 2 useless foretelling rolls for yall

2
And
5

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But theyll avoid a nat1 if my character is with some failure

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If someone needs blasting, justin can use ray of frost with elara

violet cave
#

nw, we're focuing on some RAZINE LORE

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> point

neat dust
#

@pastel idol potastHi

ancient sun
#

Just got home and kinda wanna go shower so do i try to hurry with it or are yall on the verge of stopping for tonight

violet cave
#

come to watch, its funny

ancient sun
#

Done with my shower. Ill come watch on my phone cuz im too lazy to boot up my pc now that sleep schedule is fixed

proud pebble
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<@&1248006648744902809> remember no session this week because I need to eep bubblidead

pastel idol
#

we're so lucky we all got two amazing game masters

proud pebble
#

I can see Justan but where's the other one?

pastel idol
#

once we hit level 5, M31 gets so many things SilvervaleLOLs
extra attack, +1 proficiency, AND +3 spell slots, with access to 2nd level

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basically just means however, that I can cast "shield" or "absorb elements" 6 times instead of 3

proud pebble
#

I just get an extra attack Judging1

violet cave
#

<@&1284336728831950879> excellent work everyone, you've managed to complete two major objectives, now all that's left is to wait for the package to drop. You've busted the leonin out of jail and gotten Clovis to open up about the war, so hopefully the next sessions will take you into the heart of Maltor. We are at the halfway mark for this chapter before we go to another region, I am going to be nice and say YALL ARE LEVEL 5 NOW!

Also just as a reminder from our conversation today, I know being a murderhobo is funny and it can lead to party chaos, but remember that you're still in a campaign with many possible endings depending on what you do. The wellbeing of others at the table comes over your own bits be it for comedic or conflict KEKW

pastel idol
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I just realized I rolled all my stealth checks with just my dex mod

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forgot I had stealth proficiency

umbral osprey
#

sneak attack is now 3d6 potastMurder

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

I'm rolling my HP on camera this time XD

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FUCK

umbral osprey
#

also got the most broke reaction in the game uncanny dodge potastDerp

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rolled a 1 didnt you potastLOL

proud pebble
umbral osprey
#

wait so is that a 10 or an 8 potastLOL

proud pebble
#

that's a 10

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+14 HP

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max hp is now 67

umbral osprey
#

oh no

proud pebble
#

I'm still more useful then you

ancient sun
#

Always meanie

proud pebble
#

also true

pastel idol
#

M31 now has access to 6 "shield" reactions per combat

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or absorb elements, whichever is needed

proud pebble
#

I can hit things gooder and more

umbral osprey
#

spark does 5d6 + 6 damage a turn now potastDerp

proud pebble
#

oh remember that your proficiency bonus goes up at lv5

umbral osprey
#

yep

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i have +9 in stealth potastDerp

pastel idol
proud pebble
pastel idol
#

makes it a +1 and considered a "magic weapon"

umbral osprey
#

yep thats why stealth is +9 potastLOL

proud pebble
#

ok just making sure

ancient sun
#

So i now have a +8 total in the intelligence related checks i have prof in

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Sick

proud pebble
#

and again, still useless

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

it is already silvered so it's good for some stuff XD

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lycanthropes bewere

ancient sun
#

Okay cannon, mightve been a bit funny initially but its really fucking getting on my nerves that all im viewed as by even one party member is "useless" as a label. So kindly dial it back from 2050 to 2020s and youre good

violet cave
#

Elara has lightinin bolt

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wdym

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that is an AOE LINE

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

LIGHTSABER

neat dust
#

oh nice we are level 5 now

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do i get anything?

proud pebble
#

yes

#

several things

pastel idol
neat dust
#

what things do i get?potastSip

pastel idol
#

at the very least, your proficiency becomes a +3 now

proud pebble
#

lots

umbral osprey
#

you have uncanny dodge

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which means you can use a reaction to half the damage of an attack you're getting hit by

neat dust
#

what page?

umbral osprey
#

just go through this and add anything that you get at lvl 5 then check your subclass too

neat dust
#

oh i just remembered i wrote down something i wanted for when i leveled up

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i get lv.2 spells now yes?

umbral osprey
#

no

pastel idol
#

not until 7th level

umbral osprey
#

thats 7th level

proud pebble
#

you don't have any new spells this level

umbral osprey
#

you dont get any new spells until 7th level

pastel idol
#

I think arcane tricksters are considered quarter casters

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if that's a thing

#

artificers are only half-casters too

neat dust
proud pebble
#

they are quarter

#

no

umbral osprey
proud pebble
#

third caster

umbral osprey
#

the 3rd dice came from your weapon

neat dust
#

i see potastG

umbral osprey
#

now its 4d6 with your weapon

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

Bards, Druids, Clerics, Sorcerers, Warlocks, Wizards are full casters
Paladins and Rangers are half-casters
Arcane Tricksters and Eldritch Knights are Third-casters

pastel idol
#

arcane tricksters only reach 4th level spells at max level
artificers reach 5th level spells at max

clerics are full casters, reaches all the way to 9th level spells

proud pebble
#

yee

neat dust
#

i learned cunning action after mari punched me and i failed to dodge

pastel idol
proud pebble
neat dust
#

a learning experience

pastel idol
#

M31's spells are mainly just for using her protective reactions

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does help that she can heal a tiny bit though

proud pebble
neat dust
#

anyone know what page arcane trickster is on?

proud pebble
#

keeping us alive even when you aren't a cleric XD

neat dust
pastel idol
#

the roll for you was maximum roll though

#

literally critical success

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8+4

proud pebble
#

little bit of healing goes a long way

pastel idol
#

by the way

#

I have vortex warp now

neat dust
#

so i only get uncanny dodge?

umbral osprey
#

and the number upgrades yes

proud pebble
neat dust
#

oh and 3D6

umbral osprey
#

and +1 proficency

neat dust
#

oh number upgrades

neat dust
umbral osprey
#

so all any stuff you have prof in goes up by 1 and anything you have experties in goes up +2

neat dust
#

ah i see

umbral osprey
#

and then you have to roll for your HP

pastel idol
neat dust
#

+10 on stealth and acrobatics now potastSip

umbral osprey
#

noice

neat dust
proud pebble
#

D8 and add your constitution modifier

pastel idol
#

I got spooder climb now as well, so I can climb on walls or ceilings without rolling

neat dust
proud pebble
#

what are you at now?

neat dust
#

instead it was a 5potastReee

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22

#

+5

#

now 27

proud pebble
#

and what's your constitution modifier?

neat dust
#

0

proud pebble
#

ah

neat dust
#

10 con

proud pebble
#

then yes

#

27hp

neat dust
#

i get what i roll

pastel idol
#

do as I do with xopah, just always pick the mid roll

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can't do it after you roll though

proud pebble
#

the good news is that you'll end up with 100hp on average at 20th level

neat dust
#

the other times that might have been the best idea but this time i atleast rolled higher then 4 which is great

#

oh do i change proficency bonus to say +3 now?

pastel idol
#

M31 is at 57 hit point now

proud pebble
proud pebble
neat dust
#

and hit die is still 4D8?

proud pebble
#

tempted to take tough next level and end up at 80+ potastLOL

proud pebble
neat dust
#

+1 D8 each level?

pastel idol
#

speaking of damage

proud pebble
#

yes Val

pastel idol
#

my booming blade now officialy adds damage to my hit

#

so my fists do 2d8 thunder now if I do booming blade
just costs the extra attack, but damage is the same anyway

neat dust
#

oh does mine do that to now or?

pastel idol
#

yes

#

add a 1d8 to your attack

#

and the moving extra damage part becomes 2d8 instead

neat dust
#

neat

#

ok proficencies increased, HP added, hit die added, uncanny dodge added

#

anything i'm missing?

umbral osprey
#

nope , that should be everything

pastel idol
#

don't think so, unless you want to specify the increase to booming blade

proud pebble
#

you now gain a +5 bonus to depression as both your parents have now died

neat dust
#

maybe i should write down the specifics of my spells

neat dust
#

stole food and other thingies

proud pebble
#

ahh, your depression bonus is now +10

neat dust
pastel idol
#

wait one more thing val if you didn't change it

#

spell save, and spell attack goes up by +1 as well

#

since they're based on proficiency

neat dust
#

one i reach lv.7 i'v written down i want invisibility and shadow blade

umbral osprey
#

shadow blade is lvl 3

#

you wont be getting that at lvl 7

#

thats at lvl 13 for you potastDerp

neat dust
#

so spell save from 13-14 and atk from +5-+6

umbral osprey
#

yep

neat dust
proud pebble
neat dust
#

i specificaly wrote it down cuz i thought i could get it

umbral osprey
#

oh nvm

proud pebble
umbral osprey
#

why did i think it was lvl 3 pHmm

neat dust
#

i wrote them as when i can get lv.2 spells

proud pebble
#

rekt

neat dust
#

wait i wrote 2 spells but it says i only get 1 more spell slot potastHmm

umbral osprey
#

yeah you're not gaining any new spells this level

neat dust
#

i know but next level

umbral osprey
#

next spell at lvl 7 then another at 8

neat dust
#

oh also i forgot to simply add that i'm lv.5

neat dust
#

yes currently looking at that

#

but i don't think i would have witten down 2 spells if i could only get 1 potastHmm

pastel idol
#

at 7th level when you get access to 2nd level spells
you get a total of 3 new spell slots- 1 first level and 2 second level
you only "know" one more spell though

neat dust
#

maybe there was something else that would allow me to get another spell

neat dust
#

but i feel like i would have checked in here first to confirm cuz thats what i usualy do potastHmm

#

anyway this means i need to decide which i want more between invisibility and shadow blade

#

oh wait i see my saving throws have like dots on it

umbral osprey
#

yeah those are ones with proficency

#

you have to up those as well

neat dust
#

good was gonna ask

#

7 dex and 6 int

#

i see lv.6 i get expertice

#

maybe i'll get that in slight of hand and get +10 there as well potastBoomer1

#

certainly used more then my acrobatics

pastel idol
#

you already have expertise, but at 6th level you get to choose two more to double proficiency in

neat dust
#

no i have expertice in stealth and actobatics

#

i have proficiency in slight of hand

umbral osprey
#

yes val shes saying you get 2 more

neat dust
#

ah i see

#

hmm so 1 will be slight of hand

#

might as well give it to investigation since that happens alot

#

wait can i add expertice to something i'm not procicient at?

umbral osprey
#

no

#

has to be proficeint

neat dust
#

wel fuck then only other options are perception and deception

pastel idol
#

both good for thieves

umbral osprey
#

perception is a great one to have

neat dust
#

charisma and wisdom both which i'm not good at

#

perception is +3 now and deception is +2

umbral osprey
#

your perception would go to +6 which is really good

neat dust
#

indeed

pastel idol
#

that also raises your passive perception

umbral osprey
#

it does?

#

i always forget how thats calculated

pastel idol
#

your proficiency in perception is what your passive perception is

#

so if you have +8 perception, your passive perception is 18

#

xopah

umbral osprey
neat dust
#

any of u happen to have the description for fay touched and uncanny dodge so i can copy it into my sheet and actualy remember what they do potastSip

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i just know fey touched gave me misty step

umbral osprey
#

uncanny dodge is just if you get hit by an attack you can use a reaction to half the damage

pastel idol
#

yee

#

costs your reaction though

umbral osprey
#

and this is fey touched

pastel idol
#

but really good

umbral osprey
#

its lowkey the best reaction in the game potastLOL

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the only one that compares is shield

#

maybe counterspell

umbral osprey
#

i meaaan

#

rogues dont need sheild master

#

to do shield master things KEKW

#

they have a better shield master

pastel idol
neat dust
#

oh i can use misty step without useing a spell slot potastOmegasp

#

now what was the other spell i got potastHmm

pastel idol
#

but heavy melee fighters who are otherwise shielded from attacks
doesn't have evasion

neat dust
#

was it command?

pastel idol
#

makes swashbuckler rogue and gives it the "heavily armoured" feat, so it can wear heavy armour and shield

pastel idol
umbral osprey
#

dip into warlock and get shield as well potastLOL

proud pebble
# umbral osprey i meaaan

ok but I have this whilst also having good armour, good damage and good hp
you only have good damage

neat dust
#

is command enchantment?

umbral osprey
neat dust
#

also can i use command to tell someone to sleep?

proud pebble
#

means I get the opportunity attack even if you disengage

umbral osprey
#

jokes on you

neat dust
#

i do have drow poison

umbral osprey
#

i dont trigger attacks of oppertunity period potastLOL

#

swashbuckler baby

neat dust
#

also is command enchantment or divination? >.<

proud pebble
pastel idol
#

sentinel

proud pebble
#

I have really really good AC

umbral osprey
# pastel idol sentinel

again only works if you get an attack of oppertunity , which you cant cuz of fancy footwork potastLOL

#

it says if you make a melee attack

#

not if you land a melee attack

#

so i just need to attempt it potastLOL

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

no errattaed is the word I want

neat dust
#

website won't let me search for anything >.<

pastel idol
#

is sparks a swashbuckler?

umbral osprey
#

yeh

proud pebble
#

and yet have never used it XD

pastel idol
#

I thought you were an assassin or something

proud pebble
#

with how murderhoboey he is XD

umbral osprey
#

we dont get in enough combat for me to use it potastLOL i didnt need to kite someone yet

proud pebble
#

btw, you're also assuming that I need to be in melee to do damage to you

#

trust me, I don't

umbral osprey
#

but yeah swashbucklers can infintely kite any melee that doesnt have double thier speed

neat dust
#

i took 4 emotional dmg last time

umbral osprey
#

which is hularious potastLOL

pastel idol
#

not until 15 though

#

things can really not get away from me

#

combined with sentinel, and tunnel fighter

neat dust
#

ok so with fey touched once per long rest i can use both misty step and command without expanding a spell slot right?

umbral osprey
#

yes

pastel idol
proud pebble
#

My feat list by 20th lv would be:
Racial: Heavy Armour Master
4th: Shield Master
6th: Sentinel
8th: Mobile
12th: Tough
14th: ABI (+1 str, +1 dex)
16th: Alert
19th: ABI (+2 Con)

neat dust
#

great addedpotastG

pastel idol
#

for me

neat dust
#

hmm i have a description in my feats with no ability name addded

pastel idol
#

war caster at 12, so I can booming blade creatures trying to run, in place of sentinel if I choose

#

also advantage on concentration, since I'll be haste'ing myself

umbral osprey
#

spark would just keep taking ASIs after he took the gift of the gem dragon just to give himself a psuedo lightning breath potastLOL

neat dust
#

your quick thinking and agiblity allows u to move and act quickly, u can take bonus action on each of your turns in combat, this action can only be used to take the dash, disengage or hide action.

#

what ability is this?

proud pebble
#

Cunning Action

umbral osprey
pastel idol
#

M31 has sentinel right now because she's been doing bodyguard work before
fighting initiate at 8 after having watched yaromir fight
war caster because she now understands fighting more than she has been

neat dust
pastel idol
#

and then just ASI to improve her stats

proud pebble
pastel idol
#

I'm specifically not getting a weapon, since I need to hit stuff with my fists, for the taunting effect

neat dust
#

since i'm already writing down all these things might as well add what my spells does

#

mage hand has 30ft. range?

#

10 pund weight limit?

proud pebble
#

don't worry about weight limit

umbral osprey
proud pebble
umbral osprey
#

wtf

#

how are spears one handed KEKW

proud pebble
#

they're versitile

pastel idol
#

again, with war caster, my opportunity booming blades
right now, would make all my opportunity attacks, into 4d8+Int mod hits
each
of
them

umbral osprey
#

using a real spear in one hand would fucking destory your arm KEKW

neat dust
#

aizo booming blade what did mine do again?

pastel idol
#

after 11 it'd be 6d8+int mod
and after 17, 8d8+int mod

proud pebble
proud pebble
umbral osprey
#

yeah i am not saying you're lying i am saying its dumb KEKW

umbral osprey
proud pebble
#

could also wield a buckler from Justan's rules

#

still get a +1 at least

pastel idol
# neat dust aizo booming blade what did mine do again?

you brandish your melee weapon, striking at your target- if the target moves before your next turn
it takes 1d8 thunder damage*

these damage numbers increases by 1d8 at lv5, lv11, and lv17
so after 5, it adds 1d8 to the innitial hit, and the moving damage becomes 2d8

#

and so forth

proud pebble
#

can wield a long ass spear in one hand with proper training

pastel idol
#

so val, right now, when we use booming blade since we're level 5
you add 1d8 to the initial hit- and enemies take 2d8 when moving

umbral osprey
# proud pebble

thats actually a thrown weapon , not meant to be used as an actual spear , it too light

neat dust
proud pebble
#

point is that a one-handed spear can still have reach

proud pebble
#

although my main gripe with spears in D&D is they only do 1D6 damage

umbral osprey
#

ngl if it does then so should the longsword potastLOL

pastel idol
umbral osprey
#

and ESPECIALLY the rapier

proud pebble
#

nah, spear outranges a rapier easy

umbral osprey
#

not a 1 handed one

proud pebble
#

yes, it can

pastel idol
# neat dust great

is why my fist now, that normally just does 1d8+int on a hit
now, with booming blade, does 2d8+int

neat dust
#

i'v yet to get to use tasha's hideous laughter

#

was tempted to use it on clovise when he was harrassing tieflings and was also tempted to use it on yaromir to stop him from hitting sparks earlier today potastLOL

proud pebble
#

6ft compared to about 4ft

neat dust
pastel idol
#

for you it'd be your dex mod

neat dust
#

ah so i add dex as well?

#

so 1D8+dex?

pastel idol
#

not to the spell, to your normal attack

#

I don't know what weapon you have

neat dust
#

shortsword, or dagger

#

have both

pastel idol
#

but it'd be 1d[x]+dex mod, then +1d8 for booming blade

neat dust
#

also short bow but booming blade no work with bow

neat dust
#

i think i'm done adding all i should or want to add

pastel idol
#

my normal fists do 1d8 thunder+int mod
so booming blade makes it 2d8 thunder+int mod for me

neat dust
#

atk bonus should still say 6 or does that change as well?

pastel idol
#

goes up with proficiency

umbral osprey
#

your dex is what +5?

neat dust
#

+4

umbral osprey
#

then its 4 + 3 for 7

pastel idol
neat dust
#

feel op but am squish

pastel idol
#

it's quite normal still for us

#

I also have +7 to hit

proud pebble
#

low hp, high damage

neat dust
#

lv.7 i also get attribiute improvement or whatever lets me increases my dex if i chose to do so

#

?

pastel idol
#

my gloomstalker, with no additional bonuses, has +12 to hit

#

if we make it fair and say prof is +3 instead of 4, it'd be +11 still

#

are their two-handed finesse weapons?

#

that's what sneak attack requires, right?

proud pebble
#

there aren't any two handed finesse weapons

pastel idol
#

otherwise 2-handed rogue with savage attacker

proud pebble
#

yeah, I can't even think of a weapon that would be two-handed and finesse tbh

pastel idol
#

ooh

#

double-bladed scimitar

proud pebble
#

that's just a greatsword at that point

pastel idol
#

it's a two-handed finesse weapon
need a specific feat to use properly however

#

so would cost a feat

proud pebble
#

oh, like an uncommon one?

pastel idol
#

variant human, swashbuckler rogue with a dual-bladed scimitar
and savage attacker feat

neat dust
#

also main reason i killed the cook is cuz i forgot non lethal was an option potastSip

#

i just knew we were silencing him

pastel idol
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everything is content in dnd

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indeed

pastel idol
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like when M31 was soooo good at hiding in the previous session at the tower

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i wish i had more drow poison then i would use that alot to make people sleep

pastel idol
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if we have ingredients, I can make it for you

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atm i'm just saving it for idk someone we REALLY don't wanna kill

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i also have purple worm poison potastSip

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M31 is proficient in:

  • Tinker Tools
  • Blacksmith Tools
  • Thieves' Tools
  • Alchemist Tools
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my char should be able to know what that poison tastes like potastLOL

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is ingredients something we have to look up or ask DM about?

pastel idol
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depends on the dm

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god i wan drow poison

pastel idol
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for one, if we're out traveling, or have any downtime
you can be like "I spend some time looking for poisonous plants"

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or something

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wait

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isn't it drow assassins thats after us?

umbral osprey
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yes

pastel idol
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then justin might have you roll a survival check or something
to see if you find anything, and/or how much

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and parb mentioned they have special blood potastHmm

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drow poison is made from drow?

pastel idol
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never used poison before

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is liger chaotic evil? or at least neutral evil?

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doesn't have an alignment thingy

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i don't wanna be bad >.<

pastel idol
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I'd say liger is probably some notion of "evil" if he's willing to commit longterm torture

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M31 is "lawful neutral" she wouldn't commit actual cruelty, unless she firmly believed it was for the greater good

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i say these things mostly as playfull ideas no actual intention of doing them potastSip

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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you dont

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spark has no qualms about torture KEKW

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i wouldn't want someone to suffer needlessly

proud pebble
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we know Drake

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i would be willing to torture if it was for a purpse but still not long term

proud pebble
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Yaromir is Neutral Good, but apparently not killing random people is hard for this party

pastel idol
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is sparks neutral evil or chaotic evil?

umbral osprey
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chaotic

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hes basically larping as a blue dragon

pastel idol
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commit cruelty to advance your own agenda (neutral evil)
commit cruelty for the sake of commiting cruelty (chaotic evil)

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hes 100% convinced he is one just stunted potastLOL

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