#Marshy Shrine
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brothers, there are many terrible things happening in this world, but in marshy we stand together
marshy god is stwong, becareful 
some dude who I forgot
You forgot who he is and you're praying to him?









Agreed !

Dont spam random shit spam knifeducklings

My only goal here is to commit blasphemy





I've had enough, I'm sending rat pictures




Shadouu face leak??



Welcome 




Invasion on the holy shrine 
Not yet




They can do what they want outside of the shrine 
I dont see a knifeduck shrine
Clearly they are not true followers of the devout like us



@opal crypt can you make a cat holy sticker?? 




what's a sticker


This thing for example























because of the sticker or the rat and cat cuddling?











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This looks dumv on mobile
W for Blasphemy


worshippers I am sorry, I'm still searching for the original catholy emoji, until then no sticker
ur power may be strong now, but will be nothing in comparison to us when we obtain our sticker!

So my time to strike is now?
um no, that goes against rules of war. Never strike an enemy when they are down.
Never signed the Geneva convention myself


I am the supreme and righteous
The holiest of catholys
And i shall use my newfound catholyness to fight back against these knifeducks, large or small
I have something in mind but I'm not sure if it works
wait
frick it's to big
Wait it doesn't get bigger if I make the image bigger
I'll make it psycho
4k x 4k Pixels of pure psychotic blasphemy
also a little bit bigger than the sticker
It ain't a demon, the knifeduck was put into catholy reeducation camp and it turned it psycho ||maybe||
I need a better back story
Guys can you write a backstory for it?
I can't think of anything
ouh that coul'd be a potential back story
Traumatized by losing all its terrorist revolutionary comrades the knifeduck aced (I need the CS term for killing everyone from the opponents team) and was left all alone with all the weapons it once desired, but without people to share them with or use them on ...
The only thing it knows are the bloody streets of Dust II , that's the only thing it saw growing up
Wait the terrorists want to blow up the map, that doesn't fit
*bloody and blown up streets of Dust II
the kniveduck does take showers
I think
not sure
that's kinda mean, being a terrorist revolutionary makes it harder for you to take showers
You have to be considerate
Wait I just had an idea
You stay away from stinky stuff/people, right?
nah they won the round via elimination fr
yeah but their goal in the end is to blow the map up right?
I'd imagine they would still do it, but just without any opposition
nah, next round started too quick
Me neither
Although I do enjoy writing sometimes
Anyways, it was the last round, the kniveduck aced (still ened the cs term) and grew up lonely in a bombed out desert village (better known as dust II)
the cs term would be an ace
oh sick
fake russian 
I can translate (some of) the insults tho :kek:


at that size, you'll just die from a stroke 
Strong duck




Ok gimme a moment
I'll make a Liz Truss Knifeduck at your request
Hey, leave it alone
Or it will cruciatus your ass
Don't worry, it'll resign from its post in 2 months anyway
beautiful
Some would call it a master piece
"Curiosity is not a sin, but we should exercise caution with our curiosity."
I feel liek thise on is a little bit better
actually, both look weird but oh well
Yeah, I think so too
Really didn't nail it
But Liz Truss Duck does look quite good if I say so myself
Maybe it'll lighten my sentence
Had to update it so it would be actually able to fight back
Wait I jusr realized
have I achieved blasphemy?
maybe but not in the way you meant


i dont think I can sorry.
hey @west turtle try not to disturb this chat too much. So no knifeducks anymore pls. That's the shrine founder's rules.

Give me another way to commit blasphemy
fight ur original enemy that existed before time itself. ||The catsus||
I need the back story to understand why it would be blasphemic of me to fight another cat emote
Hey, did you just delete my Liz Truss knife duck
nah it just self exploded due to the immense aura within this shrine
what is there to rebuild?












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did you take the name of the dude they are praying to or are you the dude for whom they are praying?

Are you marshy because you're being prayed to, or are you being prayed to because you're marshy ?

Shadouu isnβt the Marshy this shrine prays to







Hewwo 
This is how you look saying this shit 
Yup











i humbly offer a fish cat folks. take a fish and take a break from praying. π¦
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Thank you


Thief
Average knifeduck, stealing from catholys
I want fishy I take fishy


I mean idk, maybe fish guy wanted you to forget to pray
Why would a fish offer his own comrades to gain nothing?
It could be like donating your body to science

Well yeah, but you guys ain't really doin science here, are you?
Eating is the process of converting energy 






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Please elaborate mr science man

no 
Okay, I shall go digest my coffee now
don't ask why I al awake at 4 am local time btw
are you moscow time
No berlin time
It should be like 3 am moscow time atm
It's 6 am moscow time I'm stupid
oh ok
Not an ideal place to be as a soon to be 18 year old anyways
for why
Well, Russia has been doin some not so funny stuff recently, and really likes having 18 year olds for it

oh...
that
Granted, there hasen't been a mobilazation wave in a while, but I'll probsbly can get conscripted normaly over there and fight in Kursk, just not in Ukraine

Not stepping into Russis anytime soon xd
neither
My mother is hoping for me to go to Uni in Russia for some reason but eh yesh, not happening
I hope it becomes a more hospitable place sometime :/




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@west turtle stop vandaising this chat. We tryna make a catholy train happen 
otherwise i'll have to take further measures

If I could, I would've done so by now
Wait actually xd





















Catalations 22:6
Thou shall not knifeduck where he should catholy, for it is a sin above no else

I feel like I know who is responsible for that











i lost money to doge
Well you can lose money aswell at my hypercapitalist souvenir shop next to the shrine if you want to



haven't seen u for a while. How have u been?

I missed the 1000usd tournament lol
I thought it was 11-2 PM
But it was at midnight - 2am



Can't abondon my souvenir shop

















That's just a cat
Wait
I got an idea


says the one with the gun
It's for self defense







Very nice




Why was my blasphemic KnifeDuckHoly deleted

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Some unknown member of this server is deleting my holy knifeducks





Wassup





New slur dropped


complicated story









I second that































































Gimme

















did it go through a black hole? What happened?
Wouldn't it be rather long then (spgahettified)?

















we appreciate your contributions nonetheless 







a group of warped
s appeared!
?
Are they conscious?
Uhm what

















In Marshy we pray for strength, in Marshy we hope this damn catgunner gets out our shrine
Are you the person they are praying to?
But there are 4 catgunners βοΈπ€


maybe, idk if that's the og marshy
maybe zhtols can tell us

All marshys we pray for


What exactly constitutes a marshy?






Pray and you will find out 




















Two cat admins arrived. They require letting
pass to the shrine without any interruptions. No
's are allowed to pray for a moment.

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This suspicious group leaves. The effect on the shrine is unknown.





















































inception



You with you stoopid prayers are worse

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idk they kinda vibrate weird and the just become fluid or smth? still not quite sure what I wittnessed
The knifeducks went super critical













You probably already passed him
If memory serves he was here a few days ago

not the real marshy







Welcome to the club ig, idk if I can call myself a
er anymore, but I'm still one in my heart
but don't kill Marshy


To late
I killed Marshy
I kinda wanna ping marshy but it also feels rude















