#guide to being an asshole

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uneven vigil
uneven vigil
uneven vigil
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i should probably just remake the plugin

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i havent actually touched it in like a year

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i dont even remember where i put my project folder

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btw more ideas

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since when did i use commons io for anything

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🤢 i just now realized how bad my old code was

lofty marlin
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Randomly when a player moves (1% chance) move his crosshair ever so slightly

uneven vigil
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and should i check if it is actual movement or every time they move the camera as well (PlayerMoveEvent goes off for all movement)

uneven vigil
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ok i have no warnings now

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oh its one of those "never used anywhere so im gonna warn you 40 times" warns

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code is still spaghetti garbage but at least there arent any warnings

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definitely didnt just make this for ideas on my plugin

distant finch
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reach distance higher

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make mobs jump

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make them deal critical damage with crit particles

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double health

uneven vigil
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already have both double health and crits

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and speed

distant finch
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hmm

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can give them chance to proc a fire aspect

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oo

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levitation

uneven vigil
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ok

ancient elk
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All mobs have elder guardian effects

uneven vigil
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wait i have an idea

distant finch
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chance to make player levitate

distant finch
uneven vigil
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skeleton riding phantom with levitation arrows

distant finch
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5 mins mining fatigue is aids

distant finch
uneven vigil
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should i make creepers go nuclear

ancient elk
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And milk doesn't work *

distant finch
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^^^^

distant finch
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give them a random block explosion radius

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with a small chance of like radius 50

uneven vigil
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ok

distant finch
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and a random explosion time too

uneven vigil
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its already 0 tick lol

distant finch
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you can make the explosion spawn in lava at random spots too

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similar to draconic reactors explosions

uneven vigil
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oh ye i love that

distant finch
uneven vigil
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i wonder how hard it would be to make a big crater like that

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the maths

distant finch
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pretty hard tbh especially making if efficient

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because these would happen pretty often i assume

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OOO

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enderman

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that place lava at the players feet

uneven vigil
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rip gtg ill be back in a bit keep suggesting

distant finch
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kk

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hmmm

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zombies that steal the players on hand item

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and when they steal it

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make them run 30 blocks away from opposite direction the player is facing

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at speed 5

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and make the zombie that does that a baby zombie

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make withers summon wither skeletons when they shoot theyre projectile, and make wither skeletons all have randomized effects

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make ghasts shoot a primed creeper at people instead of theyre normalized projetile

uneven vigil
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ok back

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@distant finch

uneven vigil
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I made the baby zombie thing

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It yoinks ur item and then kills u with it

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And they have 40 health so gl

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And everything does twice as much damage

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Also tools break 10 times faster

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And hunger goes 3 times faster

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People are gonna hate me for this

candid portal
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I made an augmented hardcore server once, and the thing I was hated most for was the burst fire skeletons

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After one arrow fired, a bunch follow in a sequence

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It was horrendous

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I even made it so each arrow was very low damage and getting hit by these arrows disabled your invulnerability ticks, meaning you could get hit by every single shot in the burst

uneven vigil
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In a different plugin

distant finch
uneven vigil
distant finch
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yes i want this plugin

uneven vigil
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Ok

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👌

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Gimme more suggestions ppl

pliant fern
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interesting

uneven vigil
pliant fern
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uhhh

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eating pumpkinpie nukes everything within a 500 block radius

distant finch
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oo

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that gives me an idea

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add an overheating feature to furnaces

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if they run too long without being turned off for a certain amount of time they explode

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you can cool them down by surrounding it with packed ice

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but it will increase the explosion range doing this the lower temp it gets cooled too

uneven vigil
uneven vigil
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no one eats pumpkin pie

candid portal
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Imagine the surprise when someone does happen to eat a pumpkin pie though

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You should do it

distant finch
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add pumpkin pies to every village chest

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to urge people to eat them

uneven vigil
onyx jacinth
uneven vigil
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oh and also i made the with have more stages and op af

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*wither

onyx jacinth
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lmao

uneven vigil
onyx jacinth
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well, you can't let them rest too easy, make a meteorite fall on them every 5 minutes/ minute

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(fireball)

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give skeletons peircing, (they can shoot through walls)

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and make them get hit by snowballs with knockback every few seconds

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how about that? @uneven vigil

keen laurel
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ms-paint in minecraft

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microsoft powerpoint in minecraft

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maybe a web browser

distant finch
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make iron golems throw mobs at players

uneven vigil
uneven vigil
uneven vigil
uneven vigil
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i need more ideas

iron idol
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what is it?

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How can I help you become an asshole?

uneven vigil
shell edge
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tools just kinda. break sometimes

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out of nowhere

iron idol
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If they ignite a tnt instead of exploding the ground it'll kill them instead and won't break any blocks

shell edge
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items will sometimes be duplicated when moving them around in inventories but it's only for garbage items

iron idol
shell edge
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ideally it will try to figure out when you're trying to get rid of your garbage items and then decide to duplicate more of them into your inventory

uneven vigil
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and fire

iron idol
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lol

uneven vigil
uneven vigil
shell edge
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just hardcode which items it applies to

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and make it only for items nobody ever wants

iron idol
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Maybe tp endermen to just steal their block whenever they place it

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Like, they put dirt and it instantly gets stolen by an enderman

shell edge
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fire spreads twice as fast and burns you for twice as long

uneven vigil
shell edge
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lava spreads as quickly and as far as water

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you will sometimes randomly drop the item in your hand. more common when near lava

uneven vigil
uneven vigil
distant finch
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Did you look at my overheating furnaces suggestion

uneven vigil
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also beds will randomly explode

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so its russain roulette to sleep

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how did i compile it then dumbass multimc lol

unknown.png
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software these days

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so um smh i got instantly disconnected

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no logs tho

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ok so got all that stuff working

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next

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@shell edge @distant finch gimme m o r e

lavish cipher
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add durability to like everything usable including blocks

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crafting tables and shit

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with a chunk pdc mayb

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e

uneven vigil
lavish cipher
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like a crafting table can be used max 3 times

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when you use it the first time it sets the value 2 in the chunk pdc

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after that it breaks

uneven vigil
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Oh

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I did that with furnace

onyx jacinth
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is there a repo where i can add stuff

onyx jacinth
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hello 🥺

distant finch
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@uneven vigil my mans better respond before Imajin loses interest

uneven vigil
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Gotta love being 16

uneven vigil
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I did make one but I wasn't gonna commit anything until it was done

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Srry for the late response tho

keen laurel
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players "randomly" throw their items away

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like they be breaking blocks and their pickaxe is just randomly thrown

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or put in another slot

distant finch
onyx jacinth
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the code

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es

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kaka

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muy

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es como mis bolas

distant finch
onyx jacinth
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sure

onyx jacinth
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i fix

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you accept pr

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stop using final in parameters

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it changes nada

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oh my god

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nvm

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im not changing all of this

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does your ide not give you warnings?!?!?

distant finch
distant finch
distant finch
onyx jacinth
onyx jacinth
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this is one class

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lets inspect the entire proejct

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106 warnings

distant finch
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oh you built it huh

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i never compiled this

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its all untested code

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ohhh yeah i see it now

onyx jacinth
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no i havent built it

distant finch
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weird

onyx jacinth
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FIX UR CODE

distant finch
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i had to build it to show those warnings

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Weird

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Unused declarations is fine

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I dont get any warnings with final as arguments though

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all my warnings now are just unused declarations

onyx jacinth
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you can disable inspections

distant finch
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I never messed with anything reguarding this

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redundancy is just unused methods

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which are fine i havent fully implemented the use of those methods yet

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okay i enabled everything

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lets see

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imajin i totally fucked my ide

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reset to defaults

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same warnings with unused imports but nothing about final in constructors

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maybe jre version issue?