[Cancelled No bids] x10 Dreamballs and Loveballs Auction!

[lavish sapphire]

End Date: Dec 5 @ 12am CST

Bidding Info: (Minimum bid must be good or I reserve the right to reject it)

3pts each:
2pt each:

Rare ShAlphas 15pts :
Char, Froakie, Tepig, Toto, Fenn, Squirtle, Chikorita, Chespin, Bulbasaur, Eevee

Shalphas 5pts each
Garchomp / Skarmory / TTar / Goodra / Hawlucha / Dragonite / Drampa / Scizor / Steelix / Chandelure / Furfrou / Metagross / Ralts / Scrafty / Elektross / Lucario / Gengar / Mawile / Female Eeveelutions

Shiny Mawiles 2 pts each

Extremely rare but guaranteed buyout price is 1 ♀️ XS Shiny Mawile in either or

[bitter rivet]

@sacred needle @iron mason @wary remnant @sage wigeon @stark umbra

[stark glen]

https://tenor.com/view/eevee-dancing-dancing-eevee-pokemon-gif-18476321

Hello :3

[bitter rivet]

@pallid meteor @balmy flame

[sacred needle]

[lavish sapphire]

jesus

[sacred needle]

[balmy flame]

[wary remnant]

Hmm

[bitter rivet]

@oblique pine @astral magnet

Pinging everyone for entertainment

[balmy flame]

30 fast b-

[stark umbra]

11 extra dreams ??

[oblique pine]

[sacred needle]

12AM CST? perfect

[oblique pine]

congrats father, you wanted a blood sport

[lavish sapphire]

no lol its 11 instead of 10

[oblique pine]

here's your blood sport

[iron mason]

i have a medium female mawile in love where does that get me?

[wary remnant]

Shalpha metagross
2 sports ball

[bitter rivet]

that’s like 11 points

[astral magnet]

Ello

[bitter rivet]

I bet I could beat that with 6 love balls!

[lavish sapphire]

hi naon

[stark glen]

https://tenor.com/view/eevee-rasputin-gif-20928577

[bitter rivet]

6 love balls - 12 points!

[iron mason]

10 love balls - 20pts

[bitter rivet]

Dang it, he’s good

[wary remnant]

Shalpha metagross
2 sports ball
9 love ball

[bitter rivet]

[bitter rivet]

These dang love balls are just free points. An exploit I tell ya

[astral magnet]

Keep the meme alive

[iron mason]

10 love 10 dream my final offer

[sage wigeon]

I WAS PINGED

Who dare summon me

[oblique pine]

[bitter rivet]

That’s less points then Krits

[oblique pine]

that pink cat

[bitter rivet]

Dream balls are 0

[oblique pine]

no top bids yet keep going lads

[iron mason]

i give 10 dream and 10 love for 10 dream 10 love in return good deal no?

[balmy flame]

O my fucking god. Please tell me the title was edited and my chinchilla brain didnt tunnel vision love balls out again.

[bitter rivet]

[oblique pine]

[astral magnet]

2x Furfrou
2x Scrafty
2x Gardevoir
10x Loveball

50pts

[bitter rivet]

Now that’s a big bid

[wary remnant]

To rich for my blood

[bitter rivet]

Surely the numbers aren’t being pumped by something else

[astral magnet]

What no ofc not~

[sage wigeon]

[bitter rivet]

Thank goodness I can trust everything everyone says on the internet. I was worried there was some sort of point manipulation occurring

[lavish sapphire]

Im loving this so far just making me laugh lol

[stark glen]

people LYING on the internet?!?!?!?!?!? UNHEARD OF

[astral magnet]

Ofc, it's a well known fact that the net doesn't lie nods

[lavish sapphire]

Never

[sage wigeon]

Of course not

[lavish sapphire]

[oblique pine]

[sacred needle]

there's like a 10% chance one of those scrafty's have my OT, does that count for something

[balmy flame]

Mawile patriarch how many fast balls can you stomach

[bitter rivet]

26 fast balls - 52 points joke not bid

[balmy flame]

[bitter rivet]

Wait.. no

[astral magnet]

Oh no that one is 100pts, they can't have that one it's a national treasure

[oblique pine]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-vs-jose-ashita-no-joe-joe-yabuki-jose-mendoza-tomorrow's-joe-gif-2974786776737586356

[stark glen]

have mercy on the mawile patriarch with the fast balls, im a struggling father of many eevees as well :<

[sacred needle]

[lavish sapphire]

lmao im not sure

[sage wigeon]

[bitter rivet]

I think that means you should offer Reign and see what happens

[sage wigeon]

Will Shy be the new fast ball billionaire

[bitter rivet]

[lavish sapphire]

[stark glen]

next time on who wants to be a billionaire!!!!

[oblique pine]

dear patriarch, don't keep us waiting. who's top bidding

[sacred needle]

Naon is top bid from the looks of it

[lavish sapphire]

Nobody atm im too broke to act too quickly now xD

[quiet yacht]

naonical (ID 182904080350314496)

[Message](#1446268778903240836 message) in #1446268778903240836
2x Furfrou
2x Scrafty
2x Gardevoir
10x Loveball

50pts

Command triggered by pepper4ever. Message from · Dec 4, 2025, 10:49 PM

[sacred needle]

^

[bitter rivet]

True, nobody was accepted as top bid yet though

But that’s the score to beat atm

[lavish sapphire]

yep

oh god shade is typing

[static trail]

What about a shalpha furfrou and 2 mawile what will that get me

[sage wigeon]

[bitter rivet]

9 points?

[sage wigeon]

LMAO

[lavish sapphire]

9pts i think so.. nowhere near close xD

[bitter rivet]

Come back with 26 fast balls

[static trail]

I’m to broke all everything is locked in with peppers auction i need Ellie to beat me out

[bitter rivet]

Then we’ll talk

[stark glen]

💀

[static trail]

Fuck look at all these balls

[stark glen]

https://tenor.com/view/dontdox-side-eye-cat-gif-4351385093417088605

🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[astral magnet]

Y'all want fastball?~

[iron mason]

i have 22 fast balls

[lavish sapphire]

oh god xD

[bitter rivet]

yes!

[bitter rivet]

Tack on 10 love balls and that’s a lot of points

[static trail]

What if someone bids a box of mawiles

[astral magnet]

Ight lemma change the bid then

[bitter rivet]

That’s 60 points

I think

[stark glen]

The elites don't want you to know this; but the Fast Balls at the park are free, you can take them home, I have 458 fast balls

[sacred needle]

didnt you lock in dream balls?

[bitter rivet]

Anti fast ball benches

[iron mason]

thoughts on a box shiny numel?

[stark glen]

https://tenor.com/view/phainon-truth-nuke-true-hsr-gif-2868757533383908459

[astral magnet]

2x Furfrou
2x Garde
2x Scrafty
10x Love
10x Fastballs

70pts

[static trail]

Yeah yeah i did

[bitter rivet]

Now that’s a good bid

[stark glen]

youve outdone yourself this time naon

[bitter rivet]

[static trail]

But how many mawile can you offer?

[balmy flame]

The audacity to hybridize the love ball meme and the fast ball meme

[astral magnet]

Normal female shiny and a ShAlpha Mawile m but that's being held ransom atm for OP

[bitter rivet]

If they’re going to the same place that’s free points

[stark glen]

lucky, shy broke into my house and extorted all my mawiles

at least they paid for the damage but yknow

[static trail]

I’ve been hiding mine in that attic every time he comes sniffing

[astral magnet]

Can't really call it a breaking in if you left the window open

[bitter rivet]

[stark glen]

they knocked over my eevee shrine thats considered property damage

[lavish sapphire]

facts

[lavish sapphire]

why do you have a shrine when you have real ones 😭

[astral magnet]

Ahh yeah now that's a crime, can't total the shrine

[bitter rivet]

Thanks for leaving the windows open. I really needed a place to crash tonight

[stark glen]

yeah someone 6ft tall barging in theyre bound to knock over something

[sage wigeon]

bump

[bitter rivet]

I bet if we bid anything but fast balls a bid would get accepted

[astral magnet]

I bid mons, don't get my hopes up

[static trail]

@lavish sapphire real bid 2 moon 2 shiny mawile that way only two trades

It’s all about that efficiency

[oblique pine]

[stark glen]

10 dreams for 10 dreams now thats efficiency

[astral magnet]

Can't be only 2 trades, there is a guaranteed 20 just from the balls xD

[stark glen]

you get 10 dreams and i get 10 dreams we both win

[lavish sapphire]

Im waiting for a random non of us know to suddenly do 2 boxes of mawiles or the xs

I can dream

like the balls lol

[stark glen]

you dream of balls?

[astral magnet]

Ahh yes the elusive big boi bidders with 0 trade rep coming in from Narnia with 500 moon balls

Love those bidders xD

[bitter rivet]

Nothing suspicious about it

Surely their wealth came from Facebook or Reddit

[lavish sapphire]

super trustworthy

[static trail]

Shh don’t make sense

[iron mason]

500 fast balls 10 love balls!

[stark glen]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G6hmhIlWwAAyQye.gif

[astral magnet]

Pin it, u heard the offer!

[lavish sapphire]

is that foreal?

[static trail]

Take it

[stark glen]

generational debt of 500 fast balls

[iron mason]

no i have 22 fast balls

[oblique pine]

fade naaaurrr!!

[static trail]

Faded been making bank

[stark glen]

NAH NAH

NO TAKE BACKS

500 FAST BALLS

[lavish sapphire]

[stark glen]

GENERATIONAL DEBT

[static trail]

You know what I bid both of sublime sarges alpha eevees

[astral magnet]

Nah admins said bids gotta be legit, time to follow up and get those 500 Fastballs 😂

And pls get a middleman

[iron mason]

it hasnt been accepted and I slashed it

i am safe

[lavish sapphire]

that poor middle man..

[stark glen]

you can have them when you pry them from my cold dead hands and even then good luck because I'll have super gorilla glued them to my cold dead hands

[bitter rivet]

Fades getting into the fast ball debt

Going to be trading for exclusively fast balls for a few weeks

[oblique pine]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-you-are-going-down-path-i-cant-gif-19623186

[astral magnet]

I think any middleman doing that trade would probably quit the discord

[iron mason]

im gonna need rare candies soon

[stark glen]

not even getting paid to transfer 500 fast balls (very important balls) 💔

[bitter rivet]

No! Stay back!

[stark glen]

they get paid in lucky charm marshmellows at best

[astral magnet]

Why jus get lucky eggs

[astral magnet]

That probably checks out tbh

[oblique pine]

i know a trader who has a few of those..

[sage wigeon]

:broke:

I don’t have Dez emote

[bitter rivet]

[sage wigeon]

yes that

[lavish sapphire]

[stark glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313619791025803316/1368854286511116309/cat-pixel-cat.gif

[little token]

Are you sure about that one?

[oblique pine]

@iron mason wake up time to work

https://tenor.com/view/stop-crying-speed-racer-wont-do-any-good-work-cry-gif-16522627823945030967

[lavish sapphire]

my english is bad what should it say?

should it say 11 total instead of 10 or 1 more? or ?

bc ppl keep asking me about it and its mean

altho the mawile would be worth it

specially if i can nickname tha babie

[little token]

When you reimburse the Dreamball shouldn't it just be one?

[sage wigeon]

^

[lavish sapphire]

wellni mean it eill go from 10 to 11

is what i ment to say ig

[little token]

That writing is very misleading but you do you haha

[static trail]

Do you need grammar help? I can help you for a small price of 12 dreams

[oblique pine]

howd i miss that

[iron mason]

this is funny because my right eye is in a constant state of crying

[little token]

The auction price/items aren't really a reimbursement

[oblique pine]

yes, tell your right eye to stop crying. it won't do any good!

[sage wigeon]

Extremely rare but guaranteed buyout price is 1 ♀️ XS Mawile in either :loveball: or :dreamball: (I will reimburse for the dreamball she is caught in)

[sage wigeon]

but I agree with this

[iron mason]

im going to remove it

[lavish sapphire]

oh so do i just remove that?

[little token]

Oh look how easy and clean

[stark glen]

https://youtu.be/rm9mONrD7D4?si=NIxLTRqyrd088t87

[astral magnet]

Well you said XS Mawile, you didn't state shiny

[oblique pine]

KEK

[static trail]

Oooh I got one of those

[little token]

True!

[sage wigeon]

Remove the reimbursement part
Buyout can be XS female mawile in

[oblique pine]

CHEAT CODE FOUND EXPLOIT TIME

[little token]

@lavish sapphire you should really be careful

[oblique pine]

[little token]

So many oversights will end up costing you those dreamballs

[sage wigeon]

[astral magnet]

Let the xs mawile hunt begin!

[bitter rivet]

[sage wigeon]

lmao Dez

[static trail]

Poor lads been working 16 hr shifts left and right. Can’t even articulate

[oblique pine]

dez shame on you! I know you did some engineering of this !!

[sage wigeon]

also pin original message? Scrolling is hard :broke:

[bitter rivet]

Does someone actually have a female XS Mawile in a love or dream ball though?

[little token]

Should've asked me instead

[sacred needle]

no, its a myth, a fragment of our imagination

[bitter rivet]

Try clicking on the time?

[static trail]

Nope but I have no doubt someone’s hunting it

[astral magnet]

Husband does, but it's a dreamball I think and he would bite my hand off if I asked for it

[sage wigeon]

Huh?

[static trail]

Bite him back

[little token]

What time fr

[sacred needle]

hi luci!

[astral magnet]

It's not a Monday tho 🤔

[sage wigeon]

To assert dominance

[bitter rivet]

I just click on the top of my screen and it scrolls to the top of a thread

[little token]

Hihi pepper how do

[lavish sapphire]

its ok i had enough anyway and stupidity must be punished sometimes 😭

[sage wigeon]

Wtffff

how did I not know of this

[lavish sapphire]

i changed it anyway tho

[sage wigeon]

[bitter rivet]

You learn something new everyday

[little token]

On mobile?

[sage wigeon]

Include the shiny part!

[bitter rivet]

Yes

[sacred needle]

RNG gods have blessed me today

[sage wigeon]

@lavish sapphire

[astral magnet]

Oh what ya get?

[sacred needle]

first female shalpha flareon spawn and shalpha totodile!

flareon is currently up for auction, willing to trade toto (shameless plug)

[astral magnet]

Oh wow, that's nice grats!

[static trail]

Ellie’s gonna win that flareon probably

[little token]

It does nothing on my end, tried everything, there's also no "time" not sure what that is supposed to mean

I'd just go the hard way and use the search function

[sacred needle]

ty ty

[little token]

Clicking the top just opens the sidebar

[bitter rivet]

I just click on my time in the top left and it zooms me to the top of the thread

[lavish sapphire]

i did i think

[bitter rivet]

Maybe it’s an iPhone only thing? No idea really

[little token]

iOS by chance?

[static trail]

It does

[lavish sapphire]

i just scroll up slightly for samsung

[bitter rivet]

I only figured it out like a month ago

[little token]

Either way do you know how to pin?

Anyone can grab the ID

[lavish sapphire]

yea

[little token]

I think it would really help

[bitter rivet]

1446268778903240836

[lavish sapphire]

-threadpin 1446268778903240836

[bitter rivet]

Are all the prior bids being rejected so far?

[lavish sapphire]

I mean this auction has become me learning how to do big auctions in the future bc i really havent gotten any bids Id take tbh lol

well naon is close tbh but not taking any as of rn

[bitter rivet]

[sage wigeon]

Oh? No accepted bid yet?

[bitter rivet]

If only I had enough Pokémon to compete

[sage wigeon]

Me too dez me too

[bitter rivet]

Perhaps if there weren’t 10 fast balls

[little token]

Make sure to communicate that, to not leave people hanging with their funds

[bitter rivet]

[sage wigeon]

Big auctions are scary. Youre doing great so far

[iron mason]

He’s a father not an auctioneer

[balmy flame]

Id be scared wherever naon is

[stark glen]

i relate to mawilefather

54 precious rice grains

and counting

[static trail]

Same

[sage wigeon]

54 fast balls for them

[stark glen]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-fire-fnaf-gif-2873982408042466685

[sacred needle]

https://tenor.com/view/imadoctor-nota-startrek-bones-mccoy-gif-5119393

[quiet yacht]

naonical (ID 182904080350314496)

[Message](#1446268778903240836 message) in #1446268778903240836
2x Furfrou
2x Garde
2x Scrafty
10x Love
10x Fastballs

70pts

Command triggered by dez51. Message from · Dec 4, 2025, 10:59 PM

[bitter rivet]

Highest bid so far. None accepted yet

[oblique pine]

🥀

[lavish sapphire]

swwy im too broke to risk a bid not being worth it 😭

[static trail]

https://tenor.com/view/well-that's-too-damn-bad-holes-too-bad-oh-well-suck-it-up-gif-14703423262202948839

[lavish sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/sickgang-gif-13658976598514502360

[little token]

Friendly bump

[sage wigeon]

[lavish sapphire]

mawile looking for tha bidders

[bitter rivet]

My bid would be
Shiny Alpha: Goodra, Furfrou, Tyranitar, Chandelure - 20 points
13 love balls, 10 fast balls - 46 points
5 lure, 2 moon - 14 points
80 points total

[lavish sapphire]

if this is real i may take it as the starter bid ngl

[bitter rivet]

It is indeed real

[stark glen]

fast balls, wise choice in bidding

[lavish sapphire]

@bitter rivet Highest bid!

[bitter rivet]

Yay!

[lavish sapphire]

-threadpin 1446291411686395934

[lavish sapphire]

@astral magnet i never accepted your bid but since you did make a real bid and now theres an accepted one i thought id pin just incase

[bitter rivet]

[lavish sapphire]

dez sitting like a king on their throne

[bitter rivet]

What’s that supposed to mean?

I only have apriballs. I don’t have Pokémon

[lavish sapphire]

sitting on them balls

[lavish sapphire]

bump i guess

[lavish sapphire]

@bitter rivet think i should end the auction? :3

[bitter rivet]

That’s up to you

I’d try to get people’s attention and let it be around for like 30-60 minutes before you end it though

[lavish sapphire]

True ill wait then :3

[sage wigeon]

bump

[lavish sapphire]

awe ty ellie

[bitter rivet]

boop

[sage wigeon]

[stark glen]

meep

[bitter rivet]

I wouldn’t post the highest bid purely because it looks more inflated then it is

[lavish sapphire]

Tbh dez it doesnt matter what i do nobody is coming, my bids are just my friends bidding or nobody bids :p

Im clearly not that good at this

[wary remnant]

Your friends with alot of the big bidders though lol

[sage wigeon]

Yeah

Probably scared some people off

[stark glen]

im not a bidder at all but i will emotionally support you from the side lines

im a born auctioneer

[lavish sapphire]

most likely its not always a great thing but its ok I love mah friends aslong as its fun its kinda worth it

[wary remnant]

Ellie scares me cause my wealth came from her

[lavish sapphire]

she poor now tho

[stark glen]

i can see how wealthy you are considering what you offered me xD

[sage wigeon]

Krits has my entire wallet

[lavish sapphire]

oof

[wary remnant]

I'd offer more but I don't think it would matter so I stopped haha

[lavish sapphire]

Is that an invitation to offer more here?

[stark glen]

lmao

[lavish sapphire]

Ill take the followed silence as a hell no

[sage wigeon]

[bitter rivet]

Tbh, if you don’t really want what I bid and I end on the top then we don’t have to do the trade

[lavish sapphire]

Thats up yo you dez

:3

i honestly had fun so the bid was worth it for the meme lol

@bitter rivet decide the fate of this auction

[wary remnant]

Oh I'm poor

[bitter rivet]

It’s really up to you as your the host

[bitter rivet]

100 dream balls yet?

[wary remnant]

63 🙁 I keep spending lol

[bitter rivet]

F, I keep doing the same

[lavish sapphire]

:0

[sacred needle]

hmmm, maybe I should temporarily shutdown the exchange until I reach 100 for the memes

[lavish sapphire]

yall thing thats poor.. whats that make me xD

at barely 25 lol

[stark glen]

https://youtu.be/zzWxCLnrFd0?si=5RNuRoTn42zZCzfJ

[bitter rivet]

I hit 100 but forgot to take a screenshot then traded a bunch away

[sacred needle]

what top bid?

curious

[lavish sapphire]

Yea i saw when you were t 96

[lavish sapphire]

tis pinned

[sacred needle]

too rich for my blood

I keep trading away my goods shalphas for my dream ball crack

[bitter rivet]

Same

[lavish sapphire]

i never had any good ones xD

[stark glen]

shy does got a good shalpha

[bitter rivet]

I just trade for mine then trade them away

[stark glen]

shy got a steal of 2 dreams for my shalpha froslass in a love ball :3

[lavish sapphire]

i totally didnt get one later for 2 moon 😭

[stark glen]

Lea teaching those mawile children well

whipping them into shape

anyways im back on a grind in wz20 for shalpha eeveelutions

i predict i'll be making a lot of flash auctions

trying to get them

[lavish sapphire]

good for you ive been in zone 20 all day and no shiny

[stark glen]

does my eevee not work as a good luck charm

[lavish sapphire]

Aperently not 😭 sadge

[stark glen]

i guess its luck has faded

cause it put all its energy into a 2 shalpha eevee spirit bomb

my bad

[lavish sapphire]

rip

@bitter rivet we can cancel if you want, I dont see you motivated to take it so i assume nobody is interested foreal xD

[bitter rivet]

Ok, that works for me

[lavish sapphire]

[Cancelled No bids] x10 Dreamballs and Loveballs Auction!