[BOUGHT] ShAlpha Onix, redux

[calm glen]

Good day trainers, and welcome to another edition of: Buyout?

Due to popular demand, we have found ourselves another beautiful snake. Will she be yours today?

Looking for Apri balls again, highest point total will take this lady home tonight.

= 6 points
Sport/Moon/Love/Friend = 3 points

Buyout = 200 points

End time will be ~5 hours from now at <t:1764802800:F> or <t:1764802800:R>

[south spruce]

Another alpha?

[calm glen]

@old pike @buoyant snow @south spruce @wintry kraken pinging due to interest yesterday

[south spruce]

That’s crazy ngl

What’s the alpha rate of Onix?

Is it more than 5%

[calm glen]

Last one I found after 10 normal, this one after 12

[south spruce]

It is just 5%

That’s insane

[calm glen]

Fwiw, catch proof of yesterday's, level 48

[south spruce]

Are you overloading the spawns?

[calm glen]

Yeah, doubling the burrows

[balmy kelp]

using victreebel is pretty based

[calm glen]

It's the one I used in my playthrough. Toxic is very useful *for catching alphas

[south spruce]

Surely a 5% alpha spawn rate is manageable with a guaranteed Onix and I don’t need this

Anyways, 3 dream balls

[calm glen]

18 points, top bid!

[south spruce]

Surely nobody is already planning a buyout bid

[calm glen]

Though if you catch this yourself, you also get 2 boxes of Aron/Lairon, 2 boxes of Drilbur/Exca, a dozen Emolga... and a box of fish!

Bonus points if it's raining for

[south spruce]

Biopimp I don’t think will see this for 2 hours

[balmy kelp]

surely op didn't ping the wealthier individuals in auction house

[south spruce]

Surely not

Who’s the poorest so I can ping them?

[balmy kelp]

vpnz

[south spruce]

[balmy kelp]

[buoyant snow]

10 love
30 points

[calm glen]

new top bid

[balmy kelp]

[south spruce]

15 love 45 points

[buoyant snow]

20 love
60 points

[old pike]

@wintry kraken

WAKE UP

[vague marten]

[south spruce]

5 dream 15 love 5 moon
90?

[old pike]

Hi Ellie!

[calm glen]

90 new top bid

[vague marten]

go Dez go

[buoyant snow]

30 love 10 moon
120 points

[vague marten]

Pepper!

[old pike]

I’m gonna wait for Onix market to crash

[south spruce]

[old pike]

[buoyant snow]

Eh I won't go higher

[calm glen]

[south spruce]

[calm glen]

New top bid at 120

[south spruce]

We’re all just in biopimp’s world

If we don’t buyout before they awaken it’s gg

[vague marten]

tru

[south spruce]

I’m just bidding for the fun of it atm

[vague marten]

Dez time to buyout

[old pike]

Dez you may be overestimating him

[balmy kelp]

dez dont u think u get dunked in AH alot by first bidding. take a dub sometime??

[south spruce]

Where’s his bid last night?

[old pike]

he never got to

Naon bought it out

[south spruce]

there’s nothing I ever truly want in the auction house

[vague marten]

[old pike]

I won’t say how much he does or doesn’t have. But you do have a shot at this if you really want it

[south spruce]

I’m waiting for the dlc

I need my Chimecho

[calm glen]

I searched for other Onix auction to get a good estimate for buyout but couldn't really find good data. Turns out that was the data

[south spruce]

I hope I can hunt it myself though

[vague marten]

I’m p sure Dez is like 3x richer

[old pike]

I wouldn’t be surprised, Dez is 10/10 business man

[balmy kelp]

im p sure dez is as frugal as they come

[south spruce]

I’m having ice soup as we speak

[old pike]

I bid, but I don’t think I’ve ever gone in for a pokemon yet

Just dream balls

[south spruce]

Ngl, I think it’s funny the bid is already over halfway to the new buyout

already at yesterdays buyout price

[vague marten]

[buoyant snow]

Unless bio wakes up this is my win

[vague marten]

go prongedwall go

[south spruce]

Very confident having already declared you won’t go higher

Tbh, I’m all for you two taking it. I just think big worm is funny. Biopimp actually loves Onix/Steelix though

I assume you also like it or think the big worm is funny

[balmy kelp]

Big worm not good for rank. Big worm has no reach. Big worm can only heavy slam

[buoyant snow]

Eh mainly cause I'm too lazy to hunt it

Looking for the third Shalfa female fenniken

[balmy kelp]

Aight but lemme see pics of that second shalpha fem fenn

[buoyant snow]

👀

Igy later

[balmy kelp]

I must’ve been on this roof since I gave Dez my first female fen

That was like almost a month ago

[buoyant snow]

Oof

Im using mine for ranked

[wintry kraken]

What’s highest bid

[old pike]

There he is

[buoyant snow]

Howdy bio

[vague marten]

[half ore]

[calm glen]

Top bid

[south spruce]

Buyout time?

[old pike]

NAON WAI-

[young breach]

Buyout 34 love
34 friend

[old pike]

LMAO

[south spruce]

I saw that coming ngl

[half ore]

give em a chance to breathe!!!!

[south spruce]

[half ore]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-monster-glass-what-the-gif-13519546

[wintry kraken]

Lol

[old pike]

gg

[buoyant snow]

lol again 🤣

[wintry kraken]

Shit

[south spruce]

Poor biopimp

So close

Should’ve just bought out

[old pike]

he didn’t even have time to put his bid together

[half ore]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-gaiden-joryu-damn-kiryu-damn-gaiden-joryu-gaiden-kiryu-gif-15664409657407658415

biopimp rn

[wintry kraken]

I wasn’t gonna buyout on my bid

[calm glen]

Buyout met!

[vague marten]

go Naon go

[old pike]

gg Naon!

[primal forge]

Good thing ive not made coffee yet cuz it wouldve been all over my screen

[south spruce]

[calm glen]

Since the machine is oiled I'll keep hunting Onix for a while

[south spruce]

I hope this completes the Onix line in the shiny Alpha dex

[old pike]

How would you like to join Pepper Industries Co. as a full time employee??

[buoyant snow]

😭

[vague marten]

can I be a full time employee who does nothing?

for the vibes, ykyk

[calm glen]

What %cut do you take?

[half ore]

my eevee machine is well oiled but im not getting a shalpha eevee

[old pike]

https://tenor.com/view/glepsmilingfriends-glep-glepvideogames-gif-24492916

[half ore]

47 shiny eevees with no shalpha

[south spruce]

Can you overload the Eevee spawns?

[half ore]

no

[buoyant snow]

Try 2 boxes of male fennikens

[half ore]

I had a shalpha kangaskhan, a shalpha audino, and a shalpha furfrou all loaded in at the same time and not a single shalpha eevee

everything BUT the shalpha eevee bro

[old pike]

10% but we have a soda machine and free health care every odd month out of the year

[half ore]

the machine produced an XS female eevee instead

is that normal? xD

[calm glen]

Only get sick on those months, ez

[south spruce]

You better have gotten a lot for it

At least 90 apriball probably

[half ore]

im not planning on trading them

i got plans

ALL eevee sizes in a single screenshot

[south spruce]

Ah, very nice

That’s the perfect Glaceon

[half ore]

i have a small female too in a friend ball, I may auction in the future, entirely depends

Well I'm going to go back to my shalpa female audino auction that's a literal desert now that no one is gonna outbid bio for it :P

congrats on destroying bio before they could even prep a bid, naon :P

[calm glen]

Ty all for participating and chatting. See you at the next one