all or nothing

[ashen pecan]

why

[vestal dragon]

the software makes me genuinely hate my life

[ashen pecan]

😭

alr thej

i guess its just personal preference

i never had a problem with mine excluding the limited amount of software u can download

not amount

like

.exe

[vestal dragon]

exe's

🤤

[ashen pecan]

i always ask my sister to play on her pc if a software i need is only for windows

:p

but i dont play a lot of games so im kinda content with my mac

i just play on my play station or something

[vestal dragon]

fair

[ashen pecan]

i need to change my ram card dude

i like

bro

i asked my dad if i could stop by this electronic store for a ram card and he told me that i cant change my macbooks internal stuff

cause our warranty would void and if that gets destroyed we might have to buy another macbook 😭

so im like lowkey js waiting until i get it changed out

[glass tundra]

Is this a sign to text my ex??

[vestal dragon]

no theres a file type exe

wait what

[glass tundra]

yes i know

[vestal dragon]

uh

OH

[glass tundra]

OH

[ashen pecan]

bro 🤦🏻‍♀️

[ashen pecan]

you missed a key

i dont think i can rewatch you

[vestal dragon]

me or

...

[ashen pecan]

ono

never you simon

[vestal dragon]

:)

[ashen pecan]

lol

[vestal dragon]

i had such a panic attack

[ashen pecan]

wha

[vestal dragon]

?

[ashen pecan]

i was quoting this guy from a show

[vestal dragon]

right...

[ashen pecan]

i was

de

dw

im trying to find a clip

it was so tuff

YOUMISSED A KEY

lmao

for context he just put a key into his arm for the trap

[ashen pecan]

ok bruh

✌️

[vestal dragon]

ok i gotta sleep bruh

its 4:15 am

i am gonna implode

[ashen pecan]

night

[ashen pecan]

bro i keep on cytting myself

on accident

i was trying to cut a potato and it slipped on my finger

owch

peak

yall want some

[round galleon]

YES

feed me… feed me…

[ashen pecan]

say uhhh

ahh

bro i added some noodles and its lowkey orange tasting

yall ever hate when shit be tasting

ornage

oh put your fingersin my mouth

mmnmm mm

[round galleon]

WHAT

i didn’t even get my food bruh don’t tell me what to do

your greed sickens me.

[ashen pecan]

LMAO

no please please

just

[ashen pecan]

noo please'

im begging you

[round galleon]

says ahhhh.

feed me. feed me.

[ashen pecan]

feeds you eaglerly

earga

what

eagerly

[round galleon]

thank you! for saving me!

https://tenor.com/view/exclamation-mark-animatic-battle-shlumbo-juice-gif-4728927740709690207

[ashen pecan]

bruh ttc got some ass emotes i cant even

No problem!

[round galleon]

[ashen pecan]

like bro

what is that

[round galleon]

[ashen pecan]

WHOTF IS JAZZY

is that the ragebait vip dude

[round galleon]

bro don’t know jazzy

yeahhhh

[ashen pecan]

ohh

dang

[round galleon]

he don’t even come here anymore fr

[ashen pecan]

yeah bro i dont speak that much here.......

dang bruh i only

[round galleon]

ur 13k messages would like to differ

[ashen pecan]

saw

BE REAL thats from

um

WELL im not speaking to people most of the time

i hate general

ill be honest

[round galleon]

real ngl it’s not even

bro it’s lowkey kind of

it’s stiff

[ashen pecan]

im a textrovert it feels like when i join a server theres always an exclusive amount of poeple that get treated like humans

in this case its just mods and boosters

😭

[round galleon]

am i nothing but chopped liver to you 😔 ✌️

i’m playing

but literally

i can’t say anything without being like

permanently banned

[ashen pecan]

ur different tho u actually like interacted with me before

[round galleon]

everybody here too newgen bru ion even know anybody

[round galleon]

yeah cuz you’re flicken tuff boi

[ashen pecan]

i only talk to like 3 people here realistically

wellll in general

[round galleon]

eho else

[ashen pecan]

i takl to u obviosly andrei and ozzie

this f em nboy

[round galleon]

WHAT

who is this guy

[ashen pecan]

wot

wdym

[round galleon]

i know andre

who’s ozzt

[ashen pecan]

ozzie is my goat

he js doesnt talk a lot

here

[round galleon]

ohhh ok ok

[ashen pecan]

but ye i dont really talk to anyone online that much

i dont rly cherish them online friendships ill keep it stack

u chill tho like u my buddy

[round galleon]

oh blushes

i’m quite honoured

[ashen pecan]

tonge out

👅

[round galleon]

aaaaaah

👅

[ashen pecan]

bro i remember the like

most prominent conversation we had at first was us talking abou travis's hair

😭

[round galleon]

LFMAO OH MY GODD

BRO

i genuinely never laughed so hard

it wasn’t even that astronomically funny but why was it so funny

[ashen pecan]

LMAO

wait let me find it

THIS ONE MADE ME GIGLE SO BAD BRUH

HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE

A VIRUS

Um

nevermind..

LMAO why did bro

digress

gonna go on fake offline for this one

idc im not responding to that 😭

[round galleon]

WHYD BRO SWITCH UP

is that the daniel caesar virus in his head talking

[round galleon]

HEKCINE

ancient artifact pull

[round galleon]

LMFSOOO

[ashen pecan]

im actually so confused

[round galleon]

out of sight out of mind ahh

[ashen pecan]

hes like a lost puppy

[round galleon]

BRO AINT ME

[ashen pecan]

LO\

[round galleon]

playing

bro be like

[ashen pecan]

hi pup

[round galleon]

just be like wdym

[round galleon]

HI

i mean yo wagwan

[ashen pecan]

?? LOL

im caging yo f

[round galleon]

SWEATS NERVOUSLR

[ashen pecan]

i literally cant take it anymore

[round galleon]

BRO DO SOMETHING

[ashen pecan]

🫱

[round galleon]

i wanna know too bri do something

😭 😂 ✌️

[ashen pecan]

WDYM DO SOMETHING

[round galleon]

SAY SOMETHING BRO SAY SOMETHING

[ashen pecan]

im puttin this on hiatus this is a lost project

WHT

[round galleon]

BR

JUST EV LIKE WDYM BRU

[ashen pecan]

I DONT EVEN GIVE A GAF

ANYMORE

[round galleon]

“wdym nvm 😭 “ i want to know what he onto as well BRUUUU

[ashen pecan]

I DONT GIVE A GAWFFFF

[round galleon]

oh ok ykw that’s cold

that’s cold

[ashen pecan]

hes just gonna

like

bro

l

bro is

bro

.

[round galleon]

make him double text 😈

[ashen pecan]

i always do that

[round galleon]

clock that tea

[ashen pecan]

sometimes i just stare at his messages and then turn off my phone

[round galleon]

#women in male dominated fields

[ashen pecan]

i have this bad habit of just leaving people on read without relating

realizing

[round galleon]

ngl sometimes me too

i like

but i have my irl friends punned

pinned in dms

[ashen pecan]

its mean but i

bro

sometimes i just dont wanna talk to u for THAT long

[round galleon]

ok that’s reasonable

[ashen pecan]

like its different if its someone i really like

[round galleon]

valid

[ashen pecan]

bro got first priorities,.'

they got first dibs

[round galleon]

i’m sorrt ill pin you too ❤️‍🩹 hall of fame

[ashen pecan]

i didnt even know u could

like

pin messages

on disord

dms

[round galleon]

they got stars bru

stars on they shi

[ashen pecan]

ooh damn bruh

[round galleon]

ngl me either

but u just

hold it

idk

[ashen pecan]

im always clearing out my messages

lowkey

[round galleon]

and then it comes up

ts reminds me of minimalism

how many dms do u have open

[ashen pecan]

i

[round galleon]

LMFAO

[ashen pecan]

let me see

[round galleon]

oh noooo 😭 ✌️

wait what it’s only 8 pm

what he doin

[ashen pecan]

16 but those are the people i really like

out of all 21 friends

have rn

[round galleon]

16

21

[ashen pecan]

he says goodnight pretty early

[round galleon]

how do i make the numbers capital so it looks like im more shocked

[round galleon]

oh ok ok

[ashen pecan]

TWENTYONE!!!!!

SIXTEEN??!?!??????

everyone past calico is from centuries ago

lol

i dont talk to anybody

[round galleon]

bro i have

126

[ashen pecan]

browhat

friends?

or dms

[round galleon]

YOOO I SEE ME 😂 😭

why u got a pigeon in ur dms

[round galleon]

dms

[ashen pecan]

HOLY moly a mythical senna

[ashen pecan]

damn bruh howd you count that

fast

[ashen pecan]

no bruh hes my goat

[round galleon]

idk i be counting idk

[round galleon]

he finna sell your information to the government….

[ashen pecan]

i was so desperately trying to talk to him back then hes so

aura

[round galleon]

oh the pigeons tuff like that

ok ok

[ashen pecan]

SO MUCH AURA

pigeon knows everything

[ashen pecan]

hes always fake offlining

[round galleon]

-# because he’s a government spy….

[ashen pecan]

and hes a mod to a server for a highschool at 14

[round galleon]

why everybody do that fr

[ashen pecan]

i used to be offline like 24/7

[round galleon]

discord mod at 14 🥹

[ashen pecan]

loololko

[round galleon]

I REMEMBER TS

i remember u were always aura farming offline

[ashen pecan]

i only go online when i want someone to notice im online

[ashen pecan]

LAMO what

[round galleon]

something like dat

ngl i be checking sometimes to see if ur online

not quite sure why

i check my friends a lot idk

[ashen pecan]

if im online im always on this forum

no joke its the most visited thing on my phone and computer

like my #1 pickup

[round galleon]

LMAO

you finna have ttc screen burn just like me

🥹 ❤️

[ashen pecan]

safari is my discord

🤦‍♀️

[ashen pecan]

noo

NOOO

[round galleon]

bro 😭 why u using desktop on mobile

[ashen pecan]

cause i have age restrictions on my phone lol

discord is 17+

[round galleon]

wtf happened on sunday

[round galleon]

BROOOO

[ashen pecan]

hmmm..

[round galleon]

ur phone in black and white and u got age restrictions what next

each message u send is printed and attached to a carrier pigeon

[ashen pecan]

i have screentime 😭

[ashen pecan]

LOL

i barely use my phone

[round galleon]

YOUR OHONE ALREADY BLACK AND WHITE WHAT ELSE CAN U RESTRICT

[ashen pecan]

my screentime is usually like an hour or two but thats because i run music on my youtube

and its just

open

[round galleon]

cries a little

[round galleon]

ok pinterest is so real

why pinterest lowk more addictive than tiktok

[ashen pecan]

dont worry i use my computer a lot too i just use it to run youtube

and text here

[ashen pecan]

damn thats kinda

well thats good but the average time spent on pinterest is like 20 minutes

[round galleon]

ok phew

[round galleon]

ok ngl mine isn’t far off

mine is

33

[ashen pecan]

it used to be jointed to my screentime on my phone and it would be 20 hours cause i had something running all the time

LMAO

[ashen pecan]

dang bruh

thats good tho

[round galleon]

LMFOA

[ashen pecan]

video content is mor eaddicting

so thats surprising

[round galleon]

bro i’m so anxious using pinterest

i can’t even like

[ashen pecan]

why

[round galleon]

search or look at a specific thing for too long i’m too scared of changing my main page

the shit it puts on my page

[ashen pecan]

oh thats real

just dont interact with it after that

ig

after like 3 refreshes it will be annihilatied

[round galleon]

bro i but

ro i saw this one thing

idek if it’s real

but it’s like

pinterest tracks what u look at for how many seconds

and then it uses that

[ashen pecan]

yike

[round galleon]

to give u what u looking at

I CANT EVEN STARE TOO LONG fr

[ashen pecan]

screenshot or switch tabd

tabs

[round galleon]

atp yea

[ashen pecan]

i mean i dont think i can say anything that doesnt rly happen to me cause if im reseraching something for a school project or smth i have it on another monitor

im not using

so

[round galleon]

ok yea this is

like

yea

bro i need to stop bro they not watching me fr

i remember lmao

[ashen pecan]

wht

😭

what did u just say

[round galleon]

my bsf was looking at my pinterest board and she was like why do u save the same pin over and over again but js in different sizes

[round galleon]

L

donut worry about it

[ashen pecan]

huh

thats so weird

[round galleon]

bro she was right

[ashen pecan]

wha

oh wait i thought it was homefeed

lol

[round galleon]

help

[round galleon]

not quite there yet

heh. she should watch out.

bro i lowk

why is pinterest

why so many ads bruh

[ashen pecan]

all good u just need to go on an ariana spree

my pinterest is weird

[round galleon]

what kind of weird

[ashen pecan]

well i cant even take a screenshot to get an accurate depiction

cause of the adas

ads

wait sister crashed into my room

brb

[round galleon]

LITERALLT

ok have fun ❤️‍🩹

[ashen pecan]

back

[ashen pecan]

dw

its not even full of like

yaoi

bl

OMG

OMG

I WAS ABLE TO BLOCK IT

wait

[round galleon]

HAT

EHAT

oh

i thought u said

it was

full of yaoi

💔 i don’t like yaoi

[ashen pecan]

here

[ashen pecan]

yeah it actually

is

[round galleon]

NOOOOOO

[ashen pecan]

underneath all of these pins is a gallery and hall of yaoi

[round galleon]

i saw that pin like the second bottom left

[round galleon]

NO PLEASE BO

I DONF LIKE THEM I DONT LIKE THEM

[ashen pecan]

dude why is my pinterest full of asian boys

tf

i get it now '

[round galleon]

why are there so many FUCKING ADS

I SCROLLED

A BUT

DOWN

AND THERES MORE ADS

FUCK

[ashen pecan]

bro i actually

hate

the amount of ads

its so

OSDHGAKNCJKNDG

[round galleon]

pmo

actually pmo

i’m

not mad

[ashen pecan]

its okay

everything will be alright in the end

he just

HE JUST KEEPS ON FUCKING TEXTING ME

[round galleon]

hey didn’t he say gn

[ashen pecan]

boi aint having a good night

[round galleon]

LMFOA

what’s the tea

[ashen pecan]

naw theres no tea hes just

umm

ryan

k i responded goodnight

[round galleon]

boi why u so ryan

[ashen pecan]

LMAO

me when

ryan

[round galleon]

BRO YOURE FOJAN BE BANEND

ARAINBOWDAYS YOU CHAT SAY THAT

[ashen pecan]

rainbow dash you CAN say that

[ashen pecan]

dont worry my love

we'll be together somehow

....

saying this as a straight cis woman makes me feel like im harrassing you

[round galleon]

LMAO sorry i’m too gay and woke for this

sorry.

ngl i’m not even gay and woke im just mildly homosexual

key word mildly

[ashen pecan]

get away from me

[round galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-sad-stick-disappear-leaving-gif-3212333050776233083

[ashen pecan]

i like my women when i look at them and could never guess theyre homo

[round galleon]

i like girls idk that’s about it

[ashen pecan]

ok get it

ummmm no inclusivity

👅

bro my responses are so half assed cause im talking to my sister simultaneously

[round galleon]

[round galleon]

it ok brp

[ashen pecan]

ppoo

poo

im bore

i hate general

so much

💀

ur my goat seki

YOU DONT INTEND TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY AT ALL

i have tv girl blocked on spotify but that line is gas

caress me bro

im just a

what am i

idk i just wanna cuddle someone i love it dont gotta be a boyfriend or something

[round galleon]

WHY U BPOCKING ARTISTS BRO LMAO

first the kid laroi now the tv girl

😭 😭 😭 🙏

[ashen pecan]

CAUSE I DONT FUCKING LIKE THEIR MUSIC

sorry that was TOO AGGRESSIVE BUT I SKIP THEIR MUSIC WHEN IT COMES ON

[round galleon]

I CNAR THIS TOO FUNNY

js get premium atp

[ashen pecan]

im too borkef

for that

i just use youtube

im trying to see who else i have blocked

[round galleon]

[ashen pecan]

also beabadobee

[round galleon]

VALID

VALIDDDDDDSD

[ashen pecan]

no offense her music isnt even bad i just

bro

its

[round galleon]

she just

she just her

[ashen pecan]

😭

i had kanye blocked for a while but i unblock him sometimes

every now and then

i have a bunch of kpop artists blocked because i just

i cant spend that much time unliking all of those songs

and i only listen to my liked playlist

[round galleon]

5/10

[round galleon]

6/10

[ashen pecan]

WDYM

[round galleon]

9/10 but minus 3 for every time unblocked

[ashen pecan]

its not that i dont like them i just dont listen to kpop like that anymore

💔

[round galleon]

ok valid

i js

[ashen pecan]

i also have yeat

blocked

LOL

[round galleon]

add anytREAO

LOL OK VALID

yeat lowkey kinda bad

his music isnt

peakest

[ashen pecan]

oh wow i

actuallyhave bruno mars blocked

LMAOO

[round galleon]

apt was too much for bro

😭

[ashen pecan]

and laufey

[round galleon]

acceptable

[ashen pecan]

this girl too

and falling in reverse

i think thats most of it

[round galleon]

isabel larosa 😔

lowkey real her shi is really repetitive

but i used to be in so deep with her music

[ashen pecan]

think i need someone older......

stares at someone

thats

older

in this very room

[ashen pecan]

she has some good parts in her song but ye shes pretty repetitibe

eyes dont lie pissed me off

[round galleon]

[round galleon]

LOWKEY

real dare i say…

i listen to uh

there’s js this guy

and he remixed the song

and it’s kinda better

[ashen pecan]

no dummy

[round galleon]

WHO BRUH

[ashen pecan]

IM PLAYING

its

u

[round galleon]

who in this e room

[ashen pecan]

LOL

[round galleon]

OH FUCK

kms

i’m bugging

[ashen pecan]

nws

no worrie

[round galleon]

me too

heh.

[ashen pecan]

MY BUTT IS NUMB

[round galleon]

LOO

WAKE IT UP

DO SOEMRJING

[ashen pecan]

BROOO

im trying to kick my sister out

of my room

[round galleon]

why bro fr

what

[ashen pecan]

CAUSE SHES IN MY B

[round galleon]

what am i saying

[ashen pecan]

BED

IM LIKE ON MY CHAIR

RN

[round galleon]

yooo she zzzz bro

😂

[ashen pecan]

i cant be saying anything cause i sleep on her bed sometimes

she aint sleeping she js doing work

i remember i was like all tucked in her sheets and shit

[round galleon]

no she isn’t

[ashen pecan]

I AM QUITE LITERALLY MONITORING HER

[round galleon]

i said NO SHE ISNT

[ashen pecan]

this is one sided

[round galleon]

oh.

😔

✌️

[ashen pecan]

NO CAUS E

[round galleon]

i love that emoji

✌️

[ashen pecan]

IM NOT OLDER

😭

[round galleon]

you will be. count your days….

[ashen pecan]

WDYM

U HAVE A HEADSTART

[round galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/isaacwhy-larry-croft-gif-27358974

[ashen pecan]

RRRR

im just trying

to kick her out

.'

[round galleon]

yoo do something fr

[ashen pecan]

im gonna put my feet on her face

[round galleon]

oh ❤️‍🩹

not even i had that one in mind

[ashen pecan]

one day imma curbstomp her as a joke

[round galleon]

AS A JOKE 😭

[ashen pecan]

chill

[round galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[round galleon]

no i walnut

get it

walnut

[ashen pecan]

heh

im cackling

i peed

[round galleon]

😇

pshhhhh

[ashen pecan]

theres a puddle on the floor

im sorry

[round galleon]

ehy do pissing gotta make a sound

[ashen pecan]

i wont do it ever again

[round galleon]

it’s ok….. just let it all out

[ashen pecan]

NO FR THO WHY CAN TI PUT MYSELF ON SILENT

sometimes i just piss hella loud in the public bathroom in school

[round galleon]

fr why it so embarrassing but everybody piss and make noises too

[ashen pecan]

MY SISTE

IS RAGEBATING ME

[round galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[ashen pecan]

SHES OUT

lets og

go

i can finally record my whimpering audio

bro why am i lowkey like those performative males

[round galleon]

WHEAT

[round galleon]

FUCK

I’M FUCKING LIVID I HATE THEK

[ashen pecan]

heh,,.. sorry mommy.. drinks my matcha and buys sonny angels

[round galleon]

take your laufey beabadoobee listening matcha drinking tote bag having book reading ass outta here

[ashen pecan]

LMA

[round galleon]

yo i’m on PACKGOD’s level with that one

[ashen pecan]

im one of them in secret

u dont even know

[round galleon]

i’m blocking you

bye

[ashen pecan]

on the facade im just some nonchalant but will do anything to worship and being a loving and doting partner to my mistr

STOP

to my mistress

[round galleon]

not falling for it

[ashen pecan]

but i secretly just want to get a reaction out of all of them and make them feel like theyre in control when theyre not

this is like me

confessing everything

on my deathbed

[round galleon]

sigh she was such a nonchalant and generous woman she even let me rent her private island i say loudly beside the casket as i attract all the catgirls you could’ve had

[ashen pecan]

WHAT

not my catgirls

bro

[round galleon]

[ashen pecan]

ive never felt so passionate about loving and caretaking but also wanting to gouge out their eyes and beat them to submission

[round galleon]

aWWHY WOYLD YOU BEAT THEM NOOOO LMAO 😭 😭 😭 😭

🙏

[ashen pecan]

LOL

LO

[round galleon]

U TOO FUNNY IM SNORTING

[ashen pecan]

maybe im just a wifebe ater at heart

[round galleon]

i’m lowkey

just a dawg at heart

[ashen pecan]

i even have the tank top with the pot belly and alcohol stains

[round galleon]

and on the outside

[ashen pecan]

what does this mean

[round galleon]

you don’t know it but i actually type with my dog paws and it just translates my messages actually

into inflish

english

but all of my letters on my keyboards r just

sounds that dogs make

[ashen pecan]

whos a good dog

[round galleon]

ME ME ME

i mean wtf bruh

heh.

[ashen pecan]

bro i wanna send that rainbowdash image

again

THIS IS

RESTRICTING

[round galleon]

LFMAO NO

RAINBOWDASH YOU CNSF SAY THAT

no actually she can she a bitch

[ashen pecan]

RAINBOW DASH U CAN SAY THAT

[round galleon]

butch

BUTCH I MEAN BUTCH

NOT BITCH

[ashen pecan]

UMM

????

misandry

reported

[round galleon]

what that mean

;w;

[ashen pecan]

hatred against women

sexism

[round galleon]

ummm

tugs at my collar nervously

[ashen pecan]

guilty

[round galleon]

no mane they’re pretty FANTASTIC ❤️‍🩹

[ashen pecan]

wtf is going on in general

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WHAT

LMAO

WHO IS THAT

[ashen pecan]

I SUPPORT WOMEN

I L

BRO

WHAT EVNE IS THAT

LOL

[round galleon]

WHAT IS RHAT LMAO

[ashen pecan]

this is the vibe i bring to the convention

[round galleon]

are you a mugshot

[ashen pecan]

OHH

[ashen pecan]

man

that would be

tuff

same expression in my pfp and everything

[round galleon]

THE PIZZA ??? 😭

was it like 1 lego and like 1 slice of pizza

[ashen pecan]

why is that lowkey genius tho

LOL

not the pizza

the quiz

[round galleon]

the lady in the middle ready for the best cut of her life

got that barber cape on and everything

she ready for her v line taper

[ashen pecan]

maybe they built it and beat the victim to the pul[

pulp

like putting 100 coins in a bag and beating a homeless person with it

[round galleon]

bro they have 1 legp brick they ain’t building shifOH MY GOD

??? LMAO

😭 😭 😭

[ashen pecan]

1 dollar weapon

[round galleon]

you giving me bad bad ideas

[ashen pecan]

nop

[ashen pecan]

actually tho

[round galleon]

first date idea even

[ashen pecan]

wiathwat

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wer

[ashen pecan]

if its me getting beat then

[round galleon]

i mean i was thinking more we beat up homeless people as a team but

[ashen pecan]

oh

OH

[round galleon]

close enough

[ashen pecan]

nah i can never let a partner beat me even if its consensual

😭

like

[round galleon]

it depends on how hard they be hitting icl

[ashen pecan]

choking is how far itll go

slapping is alr

[round galleon]

hmmm

i mean ok what else is there to do

like

punching and kicking actually yea

uhh

what else

[ashen pecan]

babe can i punch and kick you

[round galleon]

idk

[ashen pecan]

pleasee

[round galleon]

would you say yes ❤️

[ashen pecan]

please let me hit you i need it so bad

holy shit

i need it

just give it to me already

[round galleon]

pleaseeee let me put you into a coma pleaseee please please

[ashen pecan]

what real person would say that

:Sob:

Um

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pleaseee can i receive my part of your will early pleasseee

[ashen pecan]

bro thats just

like

theier inner bully

coming out

[round galleon]

LMAO

finna give you a swirly after

watch out

[ashen pecan]

fuckin beat to the pulp

bro

[ashen pecan]

wot

i didnt get this one

[round galleon]

i lowk wanna water board myself i wanna know how that feels like

[round galleon]

cuz like

if they die

[ashen pecan]

tf is a waterboard

[round galleon]

u get money if they added u to their will

[ashen pecan]

oh

[round galleon]

like u put a cloth over ur face

while lying down

and pour water over the cloth

it’s like drowning

basiclly

[ashen pecan]

UM?

[round galleon]

i was ngl i was gonna waterboard myself for the ice bucket challenge

this year

but i got sick

so i couldn’t participate

[ashen pecan]

oh the usc mind

[round galleon]

YEAH

[ashen pecan]

bro that was so random

[round galleon]

real

[ashen pecan]

i invited my ex

.

to the challenge

.

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??? i woke up one day and like everybody @ me

why man

[round galleon]

did bro do it

[ashen pecan]

because i HAVE NOBODY

TO DO IT WITH

LMAO

[round galleon]

HELP

[ashen pecan]

yeah

[round galleon]

u can js nominate nobody

i think

[ashen pecan]

BROO

[ashen pecan]

some ppl were already taken

💔

[round galleon]

everybody at my school was like

repeating periods bro

people

@huzzmasterauraking

ladies i’m here

[ashen pecan]

the crowd parted just for ur pathway

for the ice bucket challenge i sprayed a hose at full blast

it was for a car wash

[round galleon]

pressure washer to the face

[ashen pecan]

exactly

[round galleon]

u becoming curly from mouthwashing

[ashen pecan]

js

[round galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-sure-okay-curly-gif-7064258172329520683

[ashen pecan]

idk what to say to that bro 😭🙏

[round galleon]

LMAP

[ashen pecan]

LIKE what is

that

[round galleon]

curly

isn’t he adorable

[ashen pecan]

??? BRO AINT CURLY

[round galleon]

ummm yes he is

[ashen pecan]

bro thinks hes curly

😂

[round galleon]

wyd if i do a face reveal and im lowk curly

wyd when i look at u with my single blue eye

[ashen pecan]

id beat you with 100 pennies

in a bag

[round galleon]

oh.

would you eat me

eat me…. eat me…. eat me…..

[ashen pecan]

ok pause bruh

i aint about that

🫱

[round galleon]

they eat him in the game

just to let u know ❤️‍🩹

[ashen pecan]

how does it feel to be eaten

[round galleon]

bad prolly

😭

[ashen pecan]

no

really

id actually enjoy it

[round galleon]

well you’d orolltWHAT

what do you mean bruh

[ashen pecan]

IM kidding

maybe in another context but like

bro

[round galleon]

WHAT

[ashen pecan]

how do u think it feels to be on an island with someone and then

[round galleon]

…

would u rather eat ur only partner on the island that u fw or reproduce and eat the child instead

wtf

what am i saying

[ashen pecan]

making a whole child would just be more tiring and time consuming

[round galleon]

true

9 extra months starving

didn’t really think about that

[ashen pecan]

not much protein

either

[round galleon]

cap

[ashen pecan]

rotesserie chicken would have more

[round galleon]

if the mother is well fed the baby prolly will be too

[ashen pecan]

;<

[round galleon]

when it first come out

think about it

it still technically connected to the mother until you sever the umbilical cord

and you can eat the placenta

[ashen pecan]

the baby is going to be bones

um

what

.

[round galleon]

it is high protein

[ashen pecan]

😭

[round galleon]

mothers usually eat their placenta after birth

[ashen pecan]

NOTF ITS NOT

[round galleon]

it’s good for u

well like when u give birth

but the father could prolly eat it too if they were on the island

and the blood from birth could attract animals

that they could hunt

[ashen pecan]

??? IN WHAT WORLD

[round galleon]

beo

[ashen pecan]

BRO UR ON AN ISLAND

LIKE

[ashen pecan]

after all of that time

[ashen pecan]

WHOTF DOES THAT OH MY DAYS

[round galleon]

like a lot of mammals

[ashen pecan]

right

[round galleon]

i’m being so deaduzz

on john

[ashen pecan]

is that even like

safe

i mean you can technically eat it u wont die

[round galleon]

ye it is

doctors prepare it

i think

[ashen pecan]

bro

why

[round galleon]

i think it can be consumed after it fully dried out

[ashen pecan]

what is this practice

[round galleon]

it has like health benefits for new mothers

ok i need to chill idk why im so invested in ts

[ashen pecan]

health class is doing something to these newer generations

😭🙏

[round galleon]

LMAO BOI

i prolly wouldn’t eat mine

depends how fucked i am after labour

but prolly not

i’m just a dawg lowkey

[ashen pecan]

meow meow meow meo meow meow

i had a dream where ny ex situationship called me and jawked off bro

[vestal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[ashen pecan]

i legit dont know what happened

[ashen pecan]

kitty :3

[ashen pecan]

why did i say rhis

i should stop getting on my phone in the morning

[ashen pecan]

HELP

silly looking chinchilla

[ashen pecan]

fan fucking tastic

[vestal dragon]

bluddd

[ashen pecan]

dw im in the safe zone now

tell me im boyfriend material

even after all of our hardships i cut open my leather jacket just to fix her

lmfao i hate this so much but i hope it works for now

i even put contact cement on it

😭😭✌️

[vestal dragon]

how would i know cuh

and how is that even possible

[ashen pecan]

its holding up

i have 10 books in. here

😭

[ashen pecan]

am i hun

[vestal dragon]

what...

[ashen pecan]

LO

[vestal dragon]

dont leave me hanging bro

[ashen pecan]

just tell me

if i am

[vestal dragon]

if you are "boyfriend material"?

[ashen pecan]

yes

[vestal dragon]

idk im not a homosexual

[ashen pecan]

thats

completely fair and i cant argue against that

[vestal dragon]

i also couldnt say if you're "girlfriend material" because i dont know and uh

thats weird a lil

[ashen pecan]

idek if im any material

fr

[vestal dragon]

am i any material

prolly not

[ashen pecan]

i barely talk to u lol

[vestal dragon]

thats true

[ashen pecan]

simonon