old saffron
Are you having some good ideas to kick a player out of the surviving game ? Please share your ideas with us！
Example 1:
{0} ventured into #🤣│topwar-memes and got spammed to death
Example 2:
Whilst exploring {0} decided to team up with {1}, after finding some gold equipment. {1} betrayed {0}... RIP
Please share your ideas with us, but stay friendly and our server rules apply here as well 
oblique mason
{0} calculated the time to collect shards to upgrade a hero to 5 stars as F2P. {0} faints. And dies.
bronze trout
{0} ran Terror Level 5 rally but forgot to select the heroes... RIP
thorn hound
{0} was tired of running Terror level 6 and would’ve ran Level 7 if it hadn’t 8, 9…
cerulean jewel
{0} used aya's staff to scratch his back.Got electrocuted and died
harsh violet
{0} forgot to log on for a day
cerulean jewel
{0} pushed red button on tywin's remote controller 🤓 died of explosion
fleet dust
{0} got coin flipped out the discord by lev0 and toy 
trail loom
After watching mutated heroes hair style, Tain mu ran away from Top war head quarter and take shelter at {0} house, Rubes find out where Tain mu is hiding. As a Punishment, Rubes banned {0}'s account and Tain mu get worst hair style
lethal apex
{Victim user} called Brit Cupcake, upset about it, Brit used Kum & Hazel and got the best of it.
digital grove
{O} called lina penguin the leaner and she get mad and she Peck your head with a penguin's beak till death
fleet dust
{0} offended Maymis simp army and got bullied off the discord
hot oar
{0} asked what is Ligma and died from aftermath
calm harness
Invited a player to join a hiking expedition, tell him to wait in a known wolf den but unknown to him, run out with all supplies including rifles and hide somewhere to see the pack of wolves return which then think RIP.
cunning ledge
@cyan swallow pretty sure we’ve passed the threshold of warnings on you, so consider this a very clear one.
nimble nebula
{0}Died in a tragic thumb war, {0} didn't realize {1} played 2 vip 16 accounts
grave plover
Innocent {0} joined the #📱│game-discussion to search info about the new hero at reset time... Heart collapsed of too many info. {0} dies
timber falcon
Innocent {0} joined the <#947672164063141930> to search info about the new hero ...
"heart collapsed by miku excel sheets and charts"
leaden terrace
Created a Top War meme about Kum and Twin hold you by neck & you died due to less Oxygen supply in lungs.
errant fossil
{0} was caught playing TopWar whilst saying his wedding vows. {0} marriage followed by the fasted divorce on record. #most addictive game ever created 👍👌
gray herald
{0} suddenly collapse as he didnt spend money in top war for one day
empty dirge
Player {0} died of poisoning after Wife found Credit card charges for Top War.
echo wasp
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modern chasm
{0} Air force is meta right now
mossy geyser
(0) got hit by (1) nitro bomb. (1) turned (0) into a slow turtle. goodbye (0)
timber falcon
@brave gorge @rancid ether @nimble nebula Please read the channel description, for more details about how to participate, check #👀│game-spoiler and #👊🏻│hunger-games-arena, if you still have any questions about it feel free to ask in #☕│off-topic or #📱│game-discussion not here, thank you
old saffron
@sick isle no inappropriate and ambiguous ideas/ comments
earnest knot
{0} got 770 in SvS and subsequently self destructed in sheer fear.
{0} thought he could beat {1} the Air Main with his dated army march.
{0} got promoted to R4 and accidentally spawned level 6 gold. {1} was so angry he burned {0} every day for a week.
nimble nebula
{1} spent 300 gold shards on Shaq, RIP….
Joke went over {0} head but missed and took it off
supple jacinth
{0} demand the free gems instantly without reading any instructions, got banned instantly
wanton horizon
{0} decided to check his bank account statements for last month, the neighbors heard some loud noises from his place and called the cops, he was deemed mentally unstable and needed medical attention
slate trench
he decided to walk outside to ask a question because he did not understand how to play the hunger games. but he walked straight into the awoken monsters perch. and the monster ate him and drank all his odinium
nimble nebula
{0} was burned by r4 for donating an extra droid shard
nimble nebula
{0} tried to pull Serval’s tail and and died of shock after it came out
oblique mason
Guys please read the channel description for explanation what is this channel about 
Hunger games in 1 minute in #👊🏻│hunger-games-arena
barren frost
Died of heart attck after looking at his TopWar spends.
blissful torrent
{0} decided to become a navy main, maximo hunted down and killed {0}
sudden tide
spark marsh
Forgot about loadshedding and lost wifi signal when the power went out during svs / woo
trim ridge
{0} decided to watch the whole hunger games, it's been an hour and he just fell asleep, he will never wake up....
runic pagoda
{0} told his girlfriend Villiers is hotter then her!! She hired the whale {1} to burn {0} to death🔥🔥🔥🔥
wild bison
{0} Was searching for food during the apocalypse. Found a bag of cheetos, just to find out it's empty. Dies from starvation.
noble parcel
{0}‘s kids said when they grow up they wanted to look like maximo. {0} has a heart attack and dies.
ocean copper
{0} got zero purple lab access cards for 3 days in a row, sucked into the radiation vortex and dies.
trim ridge
@fathom kraken well, read better the subject of this channel
chilly trout
{0} require constant purples lab access card to survive... {0} died
bitter portal
{0} got hyped for War of Odinium....failed to realize to change his WB comps 30 minutes in the event and died.
modern chasm
{0} Was spending more time on top war than with my girlfriend, until she reported my phone stolen.
spark flume
maximo farted on your base
orchid hull
{0}sent nudes to Rubes and got banned from top war without receiving VIP 16.
lyric flicker
{0} died during svs, then he said it was lag 🙄.
barren frost
{0} died of heart attack after looking at his TopWar rage spends.
trail loom
{0} died of heart attack after looking at F2P events in TopWar.
solid igloo
Turned to stone and died after making eye contact with Lorca and his 😑 happy face
cerulean jewel
{0} Thought accumulating gold in Topwar will make him rich in real life.Died out of stupidity 
lyric flicker
{0} died because Rubes needs to win 😝
late goblet
{0} forgot to signup for Odinium…. {0} was never heard from again
{0} decided to complain about the latest event, coincidentally their account got locked, no one knows why 👀
Server whale {0} gets woken up by their phones notifications going insane… turns out they’ve slept through SvS… server lost because they weren’t there… {0} never showed their face again
It’s quiz night and {0} is supposed to be the quiz master this week except they forgot all about it, they tried to wing it but were booed out of the world chat five minutes in
nimble nebula
{0} died blind while in search for the HungerGames Event in TopWar
proper sparrow
{0} died blind while in search for the HungerGames Event in TopWar
red knot
{0} transferred to a new server and immediately broke the server rules. Server leader issued a KOS order, and {0} transferred out soon after.
thick girder
{0} made request for love tap hoping to get one hit… {0} got ported when all the other alliances love tapped him at the same time!
lyric flicker
{0} was going to win, but took an arrow on the knee…
subtle crest
{0} Left my phone with TW open, brother in another server goes into my account and disassembled all my hero skills.
steady sun
(0) ported into the thunderstrike dragon's way. Trampled
digital grove
{0} bought a vip 16 acc and @sterile elbow catch u with and beat u to death with his x stick
red knot
{0} got cocky after attacking {1} successfully and began to trash talk them. {1}'s R4's burned {0} out of retaliation.
frosty siren
{0} applied to be mod @ XToy saw there application and shredded {0} instead of there application
winter lava
thick girder
{0} left their comps blank and got the highest hit on WB ever!!!
stoic drum
{0} picked a suspicious looking fruit from a nearby tree, when they ate it, they exploded into a fine red mist
opal belfry
olive mortar
{0} spent all money
earnest knot
{0} thought they had won and was swiftly proven wrong by the knife of {1}
hard plover
{0} was collecting and spending durning event just before the end of event gets called into meeting and gets to claim nothing… significant other kills them for large amount of spend.
lyric flicker
{0} was going to the capital with the Awaken monster, arrived several hours before scheduled date and died waiting.
cerulean jewel
{0} patted Thunderstrike Dragon on his head thinking it's his dog.Dracarys 🔥🔥
worthy horizon
Just spent 5000 gems on decor.
red knot
{0} spent all their event points on a decor, thinking it was a march skin.
manic light
{0} startled the thunderstrike dragon and was squished
noble heart
{0} died from a broken heart after was silently taken off the permanent Odinium members participating.
noble heart
{0} died from knife attack. Participation in the Hunger games was extremely high so Rubes took matters in her own hands.
civic fjord
{0} sent their main army out during SVS. {1} took advantage by using Kum to penetrate {0}’s defense.
noble heart
{0} went sailing to search for the whales in the sea. The 🐳 got a desert that day.
frosty siren
{0} just raised there vip and was considered a kraken now so they tried to test there luck against a galleon full of red pandas little did they know the re pandas had a Maximo escort….. No more kraken
unique pivot
This needs the wording Changing to be correct "XXXXXXX laughed at others' death.... XXXXXXXX is died too ☠️ 
" should say is Dead too or Died too. Sorry but it is messing with my OCD looking at it in my PM for the last 2 days 🤣
digital grove
{0} said #free_reefy in general chat and got ban by levo with no mercy in the face
nimble nebula
This needs the wording Changing to be correct "XXXXXXX laughed at others' death...
{0} Dead from his OCD taking over
opal belfry
@lament canyon #👀│game-spoiler
red knot
{0} accidentally put both their unbound level 9 HRoF components into mastery and died from shame and grief
nimble nebula
{0} thought that the odds will be in his favor. RIP
noble heart
The Thunderstrike dragon got bored because of the time that was left for his event. {0}, {1} and {2} were playing near by. Bye bye {0}, {1} and {2}.
sullen silo
{0} attacked server whale instead of world boss "by mistake". Oops, kos.
versed vale
Left Super Miner on, and dug own grave.
tardy sinew
{0}
lost crater
{0} saw a red dot on their forehead. Tried to click it instead of ducking... dead
drowsy bear
{0} got muted for spamming, and their R5 took them off the WOO list
uneven isle
{0} Though it's a good idea to poke a bear's ass and run away, Well, He can't run anymore now ☠️
nimble nebula
How do we know if we signed up or not
neon surge
(0) trying to apply... Got frustrated ripping hair out (0) keeled over of stress stroke
nimble nebula
How do we know if we signed up or not
{0} did not know if he signed up in the competition (he had reacted to the most recent message in ⏰️hunger-game-schedule LOL )
rustic bramble
{0} got killed by Lorcas kum(hero)
rapid trout
{0} got banned by the mighty coin flip in general chat
sullen silo
{0} thought this "squid game" was a TG party. Died round 1.
wheat acorn
{0} told me the Dragon in TopWar is badass. turns out it's just Dragon City.
fathom kraken
{0} Going into the Hunger Games; If you die in it you die, and if you win you wish you had died.
wispy cave
#👊🏻│hunger-games-arena click 👍
drowsy bear
{0} slept through their SVS alarms and forgot to bubble…
red knot
{0} attracted the attention of the whale. The whale was not pleased
unborn portal
Forgetting to switch from world boss comps to pvp comps foe kill events
frail sleet
{0} thought they could outrun the paywall and failed
wheat acorn
{0} wants a peaceful server, but attacks everyone and steals the ruins instead.
sage badge
{0} writes "TW is a F2P game" , gets tagged as rebel by VIP 16 Server Leader
clever portal
{0} got super excited about forgetting to change the comps and still managing to win an SvS battle with PvE components. Got ported while sharing the battle report to alliance chat.
digital grove
{0} enter new to #☕│off-topic and babadook hit him with his friendly hug emoji and died from sweetness shock
fleet dust
{0} got cleaned by leaner the cleaner for spamming in general chat 
frosty siren
{0} became friends this boberta … {0} got banned by XToy for jealousy
red knot
{0} wanted to enter the hunger games, couldn't figure out how, and is only being mentioned here because they fell in the river outside and met the whale
thick girder
{0} spent 3 days trying to find Hunger Games rules , only to realize their alliance has new leadership.
wispy cave
Hi please check the pin 📍 message 🙏
jagged sequoia
{0} died.
nimble nebula
{0} spent all his gold exclusive shards on Shaq
soft whale
{0} transferred whale player destroyed the server and players left the game out of frustration
green aspen
{0} died waiting on the devs to release any news about top star
drowsy bear
{0} got lost trying to find a good spot to nap…{1} saw an opportunity… {2} took that opportunity
spare roost
{0} went to help the dragon 🐉 while on his way to capital. {0} ended up being squashed under the dragon foot🦶🏼
frank olive
{0} got eliminated by the top war bots in the hunger games to ensure there are no daily payouts of pixels to long term players
bleak meteor
{0} was lasso’d by a cowboy 🤠 and taken to another server
slate ginkgo
{0} Scattered a bunch of Legos on a well-used path, {1} stepped on some, and fell onto the rest.
nimble nebula
{0} seen the all star svs matchups and had a heart attack, RIP
torn gale
{0} Saw SvS Championship line up…{0} made the bets and… Wrong!! Lost everything!
digital grove
{0} wanted to win finals but he not in 770 or 591 .. RIP 🫠
frosty siren
{0} was mean to a penguin…. {0} got murdered by a red panda for their actions
misty swan
{0} Dr.Gero perfrom brain surgery on you, you dead because of nervous
earnest knot
{0} ate a cookie and choked on it. {1} found it so funny they died too.
spare roost
{0} was playing WoO while in airport. Suddenly the bomb 💣 showed up and started shouting “the bomb!”. Player {0} was never seen afterwards
cinder shuttle
{0} liked adventures and went to visit Bermuda triangle. Never seen again.
earnest knot
{0} Fell down 34 flights of stairs and landed on a lego brick.
fleet dust
{0} decided to look up rule34 in topwar T&Cs promptly got scarred and decided to quit topwar
digital grove
{0} got used to daily hanger games … died from old age waiting the next hanger game
stuck rivet
{0}‘s fingers were faster than {1} and they won popstar.
{1}’s ego couldn’t handle it and the deleted the app.
vestal reef
{0} finally managed to get enough gold shards to bring {insert new hero} to 5 stars.
The next day the devs released a new hero to counter them.
vestal reef
{0} went all out and used all of their VIT Capsules during the baking masters event.
{1} announced the next Eternal Lands shortly after.
nimble nebula
{0} stole popstar from {1}
{1} transferred to {0} server and burnt it down
cinder shuttle
{0} tried to ride a donkey. Donkey back-kicked them in the nutz ☠️
nimble nebula
{0} died because they spawned droid at the opposite side of the map
mental tusk
{0} received 
and died of excitement.
vestal reef
{1} requested a TopWar X Shrek Collab one too many times. Rubes decided to drown {1} in Shrek's swamp
fringe veldt
{0} Found the Bridge to Terabithia
nimble nebula
{1} decided to use Ben in defence
earnest knot
{0} a FTP wanted to remould his gold equipment. {1} laughed at {0} .
vestal reef
{0} got crushed between {1}'s Thighs and passed out. Lucky {0}
solid yoke
{0} refused to enter the korty cult, {0} got banned in real life.
restive crest
{0} tried to burn Lorca and failed with not even 1% damage. Now {0}’s burning base was turned into a meme emoji by Thomas😎
frosty siren
{0} dressed as a penguin for SVS against 591 {0} is now in Lorcas stomach
mossy geyser
(0) thought he was safe bubbled (1) tunnelled under bubble with deadly nitro gas bomb. (1) forgot gas mask. Goodbye (0) and (1) RIP
valid pagoda
Excited to have almost two marches for farming tank vals. Forgot to rebubble during KE by 1 Hour. Lose All Vals. Start over.
nimble nebula
{0} tried to be a big boolie towards {1} but didn’t know they had a SIMP ARMY!!! {0} was killed by simps
earnest knot
{0} decided to go to a new server and ruin it because they have a huge ego. {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} and {6} burnt down {0}’s house forcing {0} to quit TopWar.
cerulean urchin
{0} is running away from total wz. {0} transferred to TA server and found out he can't use his El coins. rip {0}.
nimble nebula
{0} Asked for TopWar advice about combat hero’s in discord general chat but was trolled by {1} with false information. {0} Got ported back enough to free Amalia Era during SvS!
opal belfry
Please put this in #🔍│take-me this is for hunger games submissions, thanks 🌹 @acoustic mirage
earnest knot
{0} tried to talk but autocorrect thought differently.
vestal reef
{0} tagged @celest umbra , thus causing @jagged sand to die from a heart attack
arctic depot
{0} accidentally used all their gold shards on the wrong hero, months of saving... RIP
mossy geyser
(0) challenges (1) . (1) speaks to Nitro and gets nitro bombs and sends drop bear. Rip (0)
digital grove
(0) was searching for jessie in mod chat but he got @old saffron in the mod chat and ppl never heard anything about him after that day…rip
nimble nebula
{0} Sucked up to the mods to get their idea in the game, everyone stoned him to death
opal belfry
@wispy eagle Follow me to #🤖│bot-spam I'll get you them, thanks
mossy geyser
(0) told (1) Australian Drop bears aren't real. (2) got upset and became a 🐨 drop bear. Goodbye (0) goodbye (1). RIP
lethal apex
(X) backed up xToy and Maymi after both have been discharged. (X) forgot wasn't a Mod to begin with, got 7 day muted.
valid pagoda
World war 3 happens. All Top War servers are destroyed. Start at beginning.
forest seal
X teleported to the opposite server as soon as SvS started. It didn't take long for him/her to realize that he/she was actually teleporting near the server's remoulded whale when his/her shield expired while he/she was looking for someone to burn. He/she is no longer with us...
bleak meteor
{0} transferred servers to get away from {1} who burnt him everyday. {1} followed him and burnt him again.
noble heart
{0} was so proud with his newly upgraded Maximo’s skills and went to the SvS with light heart. {1} comes and his Kotiya took the word and left Maximo silent. RIP {0}.
light fossil
{0} was tackled by wade in his football gear and {1} scored the touchdown
digital grove
{0} was happy to join hunger games and hoping will win but the bot was boolie and got killed and got lot laugh reacts 
nimble nebula
{0} was laughing at Sammie so she stabbed them.
earnest knot
{0} predicted 913 to win Topstar
{0} accidentally used his 3d popstar skin
vestal reef
{0} joined a certain blue mod in Voicechat and asked her to repeat the words they're saying.
The mod then repeated those words and said she "really likes feet." {0} got muted for a week.
main fern
{0} put their valhallas in a mass rally heading straight for Take, Rip {0}
digital grove
{0} was chilling in 770 cap till last 2 mins then 851 attacked … rip {0}
red knot
{0} didn't realize the temporary base skin was temporary and used it to get rid of his default. Rip
worthy marsh
{0} found proof of the bots, and was killed to protect server
worldly phoenix
{0} got pranked which {0} took seriously. {0}'s seriousness is respected. {0} is out.
empty wraith
{0} was busy kissing in Capital, but forgot to change comp for {0}'s main, got smacked and OUT
empty wraith
{0} was too drunk to carry out leading the SvS battle so {0}’s alliances asked {0} for strip dance to let {0} pass alternatively!
worthy marsh
{0} was repairing bots before the next svs tournament and was shocked to death!
digital grove
{0} was having trash talk about last finals and booom devs disable the chat and died lonely
light fossil
{0} decided to anger Take. {0} Was ported in one hit and deleted the game.
digital grove
{0} thought he can roast ppl in roasting-pit but when he joined he found @swift shell there and she made {0} cry and run away
static basalt
{0} died waiting for compensation (or at least an apology!) for Frontier Clash event bugs...
crystal kelp
{0} base disappeared from all maps after trying to enter the Frontier Clash battlefield, they say his ghost can be heard moaning on random servers at 2 hours before reset every day
red knot
{0} underestimated the level 78 whale. The whale showed {0} the power of his wallet.
lyric flicker
{0} died because hunger games didn’t started on time
misty swan
{0} died in hunger while waiting for hunger game start
empty wraith
{0) dies by candles burnt fell off from dinner table a dinner date with Katyusha in Capitol
faint cairn
{0} Was hit by Athena’s frying pan in el for building too many power stations and died instantly
arctic depot
{0} thought that since he had 3 heroes he could beat a 2 hero person. Little did he know his lihongyu bradley and tywin march is nothing compared to the fully perked megatron and shinji
pure lake
{0} thought sneak-attacking Misslead would be successful until her entire alliance went rogue and {0} died a million deaths. 💀
nimble nebula
{0} posted a dm without permission and got banned
loud spindle
{0} believed in the ads and thought Topwar was a strategy game. 15000 dollar later he realized the money was lost and jumped out the window.
glad whale
{0} came out from shield to kill {1} valhalla, Take arrives
earnest knot
{0} got a bad EL draw and got stomped on.
young moss
{0} Rejected deals from server now facing 7 V 1 and no more stations in EL .Say hi to WZ
digital grove
Was cheering up for real madrid but lost 5-1 in total and died from barca fans bully after game
misty swan
{0} close his eyes and delete his Vip16 for fun and he asked Rubes to get the account back. Rubes cancel. {0} died in stupidness
noble heart
{0} created some 2 level Terrors and offered them for rallies in the alliance. Minutes later was kicked out and set on fire. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
noble heart
Just before KE {0} changed the avatar photo with a photo with a tank with “Army forever” sign. Soon got attacked by every navy player in the server. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
noble heart
After the silo event {0} left the common silo alliance and tried to go back to the original team. There weren’t any r4’s online. After complaining in world chat about the cold weather outside, {1} the kind soul that he is tried to help. There wasn’t a blanket near by so decided to send a march to keep {0} warm. Poor {0} was torched.
noble heart
{0} just moved to a new server. Unfortunately didn’t knew about a tradition of setting newcomers on fire on the first KE…………🪦
misty swan
four people died because Vesy's. {0} died of scare
still coral
Topwar always lacks explanations for new events and {0} always gets confused at first.
lapis oxide
Svan the man said “show some respect”. {0} died from emotional damage.
misty swan
{0} is an anti-fan of TianMu, TianMu killed {0} by his mic
digital grove
{0} was waiting to post a meme but @unkempt patrol said no and deleted the meme channel … died from emotional break down from @unkempt patrol
frosty siren
{0} asked for more compensation but devs decided the player are to greedy and lowered our normal compensation from 50 gems to 25. {0} died from mass refunding a short time later
wild bison
{0} ate a mysterious berry. Ofcourse died, because, who eats a berry, you don't know?
earnest knot
{0} wanted to look at memes. Then noticed the channel was gonna
vale scaffold
{0} desperate to post at a meme. But then become crazy and die because not eat 1 week.
gaunt relic
{0} Svan The Man asked {0} to step aside.They were never seen again.
earnest knot
{0} thought a certain someone beginnings with G’s memes were funny. {1}, {2} and {3} smoted {0} brining up the average IQ of the discord up by 3%
cosmic onyx
{0} incited the wrath of the Dark Lord. The Dark Lord got creative with punishment.
earnest knot
{0} wanted to level and not spend money. {0} was unable to level.
fallen tundra
{0} was killed to death
cinder shuttle
{0} bought and upgraded Katrina. Lost to Bob in a battle. {0} died by suicide
misty swan
{0} download Topwar, {0}’s money is gone
modern hamlet
{0} thought that levelling couldn't become pay to win.
{0} died after finding out about discs
mighty grove
{0} Died after reading the submission channel
leaden terrace
{0} Died after watching Garuda memes
heady prism
{0} Was forced to eat the powerrings from 2197! {0} died from too many powerrings at once🍩🍩🍩
leaden terrace
{0} Lost the battle in the arena and kept crying in English Chat for burns. Ducked again in UD
warped cipher
{0} saw his friends getting free orange bp. {0} died of jealous 😂
timber stag
{0} Said a message that offended a Mod {0} got banned from discord
misty swan
{0} got killed by FBI after downloaded vividarmy
cosmic thicket
{0} deleted discord after seeing Garuda’s remix posts.
leaden terrace
{0} purchased tokens for new goofy transformer decors, got cheated by rubes as purchase went incomplete
grave willow
{0} got a cocomelon plushy instead of the gold equipment he bought ; Died of severe mental breakdown
white stratus
@misty swan heya it's not very appropriate submission, will need to delete yours 
open hazel
Hello @grave rock this channel is only for hunger game submissions, you can ask at #🖐│player-to-player-support or #📱│game-discussion in English or can ask at #ru-русский
vernal galleon
{0} was gathering food and oil during UD until The Faction Opponent Whale Took {0} out blaming it on the Tile Achievement. {0} was using Kate Curry so the {0} lost his whole march
molten coyote
Hey @mighty grove please keep this channel for hunger game submissions only. Thank you 🙏
upper palm
{0}'s own HTs didn't recognize them and got kicked out the base.
upper palm
{0} used Valhalla units to attack {1}'s defensive march. Unfortunately, {1} was friends with a whale and {0} got obliterated by Ultra Valhalla units.
upper palm
{0} tried to bribe the server whale to give {1} a burning march. Unfortunately the whale also happens to have just finished burning the enemy server in SVS and turned on {0}. {0} got a heart attack.
wicked eagle
{0} made fun of a superwhale. Next svs, {0}'s server was up agaisnt that whales server. Rip.
wicked eagle
{0} tried to give their friend some KE points but accidentally hit a whale next to them. Goodluck!
upper palm
{0} spammed the server chat and got banned from TW. There goes {0}'s money...
upper palm
{0} decided to transfer to a new server. Little did {0} know that the entire server was filled with whales that hated competition.
versed vale
{0} Demanded Liz gives everyone 500 Free Gems. Liz gives 50 Gems in next Patch Update, {0} dies from exasperation.
spice hollow
{0} loves the new notification from alliance help. Get's burned from the whole Server
versed vale
{0} couldn't wait for next Loot Quest. First Quest Round, intercepted by 🐳... whole party wiped!
spark flume
{0} Slipped on a banana peel and fell into a pit of hungry chickens 🐔.
mighty aurora
{0} decided to fast until the next expedition challenge gets released {0} died of hunger
opaque cobalt
{0} checked his wallet after TW made a collab event and couldn't handle the shock!
reef ferry
{1} killed {0} for attacking their treasure guards.
grim tundra
{0} wanted to play TW on hard mode and decided to remain as low level as possible and participate in all events. Subsequently, {0} was annihilated in all PvP events and quit the game from depression.
echo wadi
{0} forgot to send vals when defending against the zombie hoards, they got cleared by {1} lvl5 buggy.
vernal galleon
{0} spend 20k gems in Gatcha to receive nothing except 10k Gems back "Just because " {1} died out of confusion
umbral lynx
{0} spends all their allowance on the new skin. At the end they have 998 vouchers. The event closes in 5 minutes and there’s no money left. {0} goes to cry in bed.
vernal galleon
{0} Tags Ingame Mod and got Evil. {0} Falls through a window in an attempt to escape.
woeful vortex
{0} sees a 42 mil CP player and decides to attack. The player has a 110 mil march CP defending. {0} dies.
spice hollow
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misty badger
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lilac rapids
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