Kernel Panic! Attempt to kill init. Exitcode 0x0000000b pink death screen

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Upon booting Linux Mint 22.3 Cinnamon, after an extremely long wait, it finally logs in, but before the desktop graphical environment can initialize, the kernel panics.

Secure boot is on, and Linux Mint 22.3 Cinnamon Compatibility mode from the live usb functions, whereas the full install or regular live usb mode crashes after waiting for a long while to boot.

Specifications:

Dual booting with Grub with Windows 11, fast start, hibernation, and all other powercfg functions are off.
HP BIOS from a "HP TG01-2xxx" model computer
I5-11400 (UHD 730)
32gb DDR4
GTX 1660 Super

I wish I could record the final few lines before the Linux kernel shoots itself in the foot, but my phone's camera exposure cant capture the last few lines in time.

I feel like im omitting some necessary details but I don't know what else to provide

here's the video I tried getting with my phone.

I removed "quiet splash" in Grub options so I could capture this, but my phone's exposure and shutter speed isn't great here. The video is slowed down to the best of my ability.

[coral brook]

probably an nvidia issue, most commonly. follow #1429152383018991697 message

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I tried nomodeset before but I'll attempt it again

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Upon trying nomodeset, the startup sequence hangs up on "Begin: Loading essential drivers . . . " and is unresponsive even to alt prtscrn commands.
Without nomodeset, it gets past this just fine like normal but crashes with the Kernel Panic, the main issue here.

God I hate Murphy's law

Everything has gone wrong that could've gone wrong

[nimble fog]

I have some success with "noapic noacpi nosplash irqpoll nomodeset" as the arguments
Much, much, much, much faster boot time and it actually got to the desktop

Now to see what of the many options fixed mint

I went ahead and updated grub with these arguments as they are key.

I installed the Nvidia 535 drivers and it seems to be working even with the arguments

I removed nosplash and nomodeset

Still works

It's between noapci, noacpi, and irqpoll

All CPU related, yes?

I think I narrowed it down to noapic

Yep