#Hunger ... the worldly concept ... caused by a dissonance in the chords of cosmic algebraic music?

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analog burrow
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In a dream, it occurred to me, that the intergalactic tangent has shifted.
New scientific discoveries from a scientific team, led by G. R. Eggerson, found that comorometer machines signify a significant shift of 17° per lunar month. Us smart people are very much concerned, as the harmonies measured by galactic resonance observatories are not what has been noted for millennia prior. As we know, it's a basic observation anyone can make, really, our ancestors had food. Otherwise we wouldn't be here sciencing, yo.
After writing was invented, we suddenly had accounts of famine. I believe that the creation of paper led the cosmological entities to be angered and disturbing their beautiful and sacred song in the process. Here are some concepts from my own math, I call it "Holy Algebra", to explain the concepts to people not as advanced in thought as me. It worked when I calculated it, so it isn't wrong. If you disagree, you're just too stupid to understand.

\O/ <- cosmic entity
= <- sheet of paper
C <- chaos (evil) constant

(= ∘ \O/) -> C ............. paper in connection with cosmic entities creates chaos.

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so my proposal was
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(= ∘ \O/) ∘ = ^ (-1) -> 0 ............ to remove papers. Which ......... will restore the static effect of the galactic harmonic string.

\ _ / - \ <- intergalactic tangent realigning itself over time, depending on the slope of string

If we do this, I believe the world might be a better place (?), but I leave this as an exercise to the reader. Thank you for reading this. No, it's not a serious post, but I had a blast writing it. When the chord is reinstated it will ( - anger) the gods ( - anger). I have started a gofundme to finance a temple for them, if you're interested.

What will you do when I solve world hunger mathematically. Tell me! 

Updates coming soon ((part 2)). If you're interested in more projects like this, subscribe to my facebook and keep notifications on!

No need to thank me!
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Opinions here please!

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turbid wasp
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The cranks got to you

main silo
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what an insightful post

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i can see where the inspiration came from

neat laurel
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WHAT dont tell me this is true 😢

analog burrow
rare mulch
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Nice drugs youre on, what are they ?

analog burrow
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Sorry if you're slow

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Obviously, basic mathematical concepts aren't your strong suit.

tacit trench
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@hollow sparrow

slate phoenix
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what the fuck did i just read

analog burrow
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Who labelled this thread as crank

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Obviously, someone not as advanced as me.

analog burrow
main silo
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it says part 2 coming soon, but we have been waiting for a long time now......

zinc tulip
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I need more

analog burrow
slender anvil
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I'm so sorry

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I'm so so sorry

slender anvil
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I'm so so so so so so so so so so too to do to do do to to to top go go to to ya tho but full so do hi sorry

thick lily
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How do i join the server

analog burrow
thick lily
thick lily
# analog burrow Obviously, someone not as advanced as me.

Im a mathematician that went to the top private school, then i went to harvard to study math as my strong suit, i am now a mathematician and i stay up all night solving the millennium problems call me javius demarcus the 3rd i got drafted from ridgeview academy i never used a phone in my life also

analog burrow
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You ought to feel honoured.