#Adding Space Sharks

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raven wave
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its defo gotta be lions by far

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nah sharks aren't even up there

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sharks lowk aren't even vicious tbh

upbeat oxide
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Okay well you get the idea

crude moon
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That does appear to be the correct font

raven wave
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probably one of the most iconic predators tho

upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
crude moon
upbeat oxide
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Try Bank Gothic

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It's the font I used on this

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I know it's AI

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The font I added on my own tho

unborn brook
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Hmm I was thinking the sharks would be more like space dogs

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Ya know harmless to you unless you attack them. You can pet them. Feed them pizza

upbeat oxide
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That's also a good thought

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And others have had similar ideas in the past

unborn brook
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Like piglen..pigmen...?? Whatever those pig guys are called in Minecraft.

They swarm an area but only attack you if you attack them

dawn vine
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instead of having like the mini fighters, we should be able to ride space sharks into combat

queen fable
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All of you have lost the true plot. The plot that there are no space sharks

crude moon
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Shark vendor that sells shark toys

upbeat oxide
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The Sharket

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(Market)

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Okay yeah it's not the same

queen fable
golden ivy
crude moon
brittle girder
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I think they should be hostile to both

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Maybe a artifact that makes them allies

golden ivy
split knoll
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yes

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Yeah, I think a good amount of people on this chat are now just trying to figure out how to implement them

upbeat oxide
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this

split knoll
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one of the devs did originally say that having them as a way to keep people from going too far from their ship could be space sharks

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or at least they believed that is one idea for a way to get people to stay nearer to their ship

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My idea was that that could work but they could even be a whole other enemy type that is from the virus

split knoll
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maybe they would be like hunters

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I don't know about you, but I don't want to see a space lion just jumping around or having rockets on it's feet

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space is similar to water so the robots would look at specimens known for being excellent hunters to pick off any stragglers

split knoll
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maybe a great white that you can ride by grappling on and doing a type of puzzle to reprogram it

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it would have to be a high risk though, like if you fail the puzzle it takes a chunk of damage away from you

split knoll
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maybe it would be a random event that pops up or a side mission like how you can choose to get materia or credits

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and if you don't reprogram it, then it ends up eating some of your materia or damaging your ship

unborn brook
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Someone earlier mentioned an environmental hazard

Maybe there can be space sharks in a region as a Hazzard that attack players who are outside of the ship. But if you're able to reprogram one you can have a reallu fast mount for that region

split knoll
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maybe it would have health when you ride it too, and you can shoot lazers with it

split knoll
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but then there would be an rare event with the great white

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that rare path you could take like getting materia down one path, or getting credits down the other

unborn brook
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Ohh I see what you're saying yeah

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I feel like if there's a ridable shark there's got a be a shark focused mission for sure

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Or like side mission

split knoll
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yeah, I feel like it needs to be a super rare path you get

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but it stays with you for like 3 missions if you keep it fed and alive with materia whenever it takes damage

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maybe they could have a great white variant that has a big laser cannon out of its mouth, and then another variant, the great hammerhead (because there are IRL really big hammerheads called great hammerheads) that has a ram attack

unborn brook
split knoll
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exactly

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great movie by the way

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they could have it either that you ride it or you control it when sitting in a chair like the gun chair

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and maybe you keep some materia canisters to refill it's health bar

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it would be like another ship

unborn brook
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I think balance wise that makes things complex. But it sounds fun for sure 😆

Personally I'm a fan of it being a region/level locked event. Like you can't jump with the shark but you can have fun with it while exploring a certain area

split knoll
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I mean you can balance it easily by just letting it stay with you just for that mission

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that way it is a path that is in the beginning of your mission

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it has to be a bit overpowered if it is a rideable mount

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I would say we need to make a document so we can all agree on something that should be added, or at least ideas for the devs, but I think there would definitely be some people deleting text, etc. if it was for anyone to add stuff

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probably the best course of action would be letting the devs read through these ideas on the actual chat unfortunately

unborn brook
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Okay well now you've got me actually interested in writing a development breakdown 😆

I'll make something detailed and send it in here. Hopefully someone will read it

crude moon
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Telmarians use to keep space sharks as pets

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and when the legion took over the space sharks got out and are very aggressive

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or friendly idk

unborn brook
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Space Sharks - Jump Space

Space sharks come in many forms and varieties. They are primarily used to defend hard to reach areas for ships.
Dense asteroid clusters, zero g ship interiors, even some buoys in certain places.

They can be found across the galaxy, once used by people as helpful guardians, now turned by the virus to be used for the machines purposes.

Gameplay implementation
-stray sharks are found across space and will attack players outside of their ships. They can be taken down with handheld weapons and usually travel in small packs

-sharks can be found guarding/circling places of value until reinforcements can arrive to retrieve the goods. (Story text. Reinforcements don't actually show up) This can be implemented as spaces ships can't reach due to their size. Encouraging players to explore outside of the ship for valuables

-sector events. Some locations may have a “shark event” where they are swarming with sharks. This area is usually a dense asteroid or debris field. Unable to be traversed by ships, the sharks patrol the area. This includes “Great Sharks” which can be hacked to allow player control as a mount in that sector
(These “Great Sharks) While mounted can plow through debris/small asteroids making the area much easier to traverse. And even clearing hidden/buried loot.

This could be implemented in a way to involve a unique jump suppression device as well to force the players hand into dangerous “waters”

This would also mean sharks would be a sign of valuables and danger all in one!

Overall I suggest this because I believe while “space sharks” sounds silly on the surface. It could be used to encourage player exploration outside of the ship. And even create areas that are inaccessible to your ship. Adding a risk reward factor to exploring them on foot.

Also 4 players all riding “great sharks” through an asteroid field sounds cool af 😆

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🦈

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My ideas all in one message in case anyone wants to read it :3

split knoll
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interesting

crude moon
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This thread is:

unborn raven
crude moon
gentle badger
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Shark omnomnom

split knoll
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Can you make every ship that is shooting a laser be a shark?

split knoll
crude moon
split knoll
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Lol

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You could just say no 😂

crude moon
crude moon
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This is Day 113 Asking for Space Sharks

woeful arch
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guys

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WHAT IF

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space sharks

crude moon
karmic vector
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They add sharks yet?

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Not buying the game until sharks are added

crude moon
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@upbeat oxide WHERE ARE YOU

weary dagger
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What kind of Space Shark?

upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
split knoll
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#️⃣ 🚀 🌌🦈

crude moon
queen fable
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It just keeps getting worse and worse

crude moon
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Its crazy to see people watermarking AI slop

crude moon
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Alright final version

queen fable
split knoll
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I like the big space shark in the back, are you able to make a version with just that and the normal jump space guys?

split knoll
crude moon
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I think I might have made thet

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If not I can make that version

split knoll
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didn't see anything, no worries though

golden ivy
crude moon
split knoll
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beautiful, thanks

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another idea would be to make the ship flying through the space sharks text be a shark silhouette

ornate raptor
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What if they give us a ship called the shark? An apex predator, so maybe have it be a destroyer meant for larger crews or something

crude moon
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THAT'S NOT A SPACE SHARK!

upbeat oxide
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Not really

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But sort of

split knoll
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He sure is having a "bad bad day" with all this talk and hype of the space sharks coming

upbeat oxide
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Indeed

split knoll
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#freemowerman5000

upbeat oxide
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#freemowerman

livid socket
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#freemowerman

golden ivy
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#freemowerman

dawn vine
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#freemowerman

upbeat oxide
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Oh no

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Oh nooo

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Oh noooooo

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I have a terribly good idea

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I'll share more in a couple hours

golden ivy
upbeat oxide
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I have to make sure it works first

queen fable
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It won't, it's ok to share it now

split knoll
quaint ore
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SPACE SHARKS RAAAAH

split knoll
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UNLEASH THE INNER SPACE SHARK LOVER YOU KNOW YOU ARE!!!

queen fable
queen fable
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I saw that

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I

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think it was perfectly timed

split knoll
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I was trying to replace the mr frodo

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lol

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you sent your gif too fast

split knoll
split knoll
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your addiction to hating space sharks that is

queen fable
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Man I used to watch his skits all the time

upbeat oxide
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I did it

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@crude moon

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@queen fable

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@split knoll

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apparently I can ping everyone...

karmic vector
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They add sharks yet?

crude moon
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This is Day 114 Asking for Space Sharks

upbeat oxide
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You know space sharks are really cool

crude moon
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you know what is also really cool

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#1419718945040236756

brittle girder
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Space shark pods or nests and you decide if you are aggressive or diplomatic. Rewards going both directions

upbeat oxide
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Interesting

brittle girder
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Or possibly a shark vendor unlock. Super small chances of it happening

unborn raven
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where are the space sharks I can't see them in game
are they invisible

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what are they even called in game tho

crude moon
upbeat oxide
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That or they haven't revealed themselves to us yet

ornate raptor
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Or maybe they're already there, but nobody who encounters them lives long enough to tell the tale

upbeat oxide
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True...

queen fable
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Which everyone knows are far more dangerous than any shark

upbeat oxide
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They're not nearly as dangerous as an angry space shark

raven wave
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smh

raven wave
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they are completely different

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incomparable

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not even a type of shark

split knoll
crude moon
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This is Day 115 Asking for Space Sharks

amber rose
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Buddy has to say "We need a bigger ship" or it's no deal.

upbeat oxide
queen fable
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What we really need to be talking about is the total lack of space sharks

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And how great that lack is

upbeat oxide
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Actually I agree

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If not for the lack of space sharks we would never have been able to debate each other

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It's so great that their lack has brought together this amazing community to support their addition

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Have a super shark reaction

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Fellow sharker!

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Also y'all I think we freed him

queen fable
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We're all free

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Free of space sharks

upbeat oxide
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Welcome @spaceshark! Hope you brought pizza.

upbeat oxide
brittle girder
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I want this

upbeat oxide
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Same!

upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
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Here's the thing. The gnome is in a docked ship. Docked because its owner was eaten. By what? A space shark. Now the gnome is very important, a member of the council in fact. And so a jumper kidnapped him in an attempt to get information from him and interfere in the business of the council. But gnomes are notoriously immune to intimidation and torture. Hence their minimal materia return when grinded up. Their honor comes before all. Finding this out, our Jumper, who had docked on a lonely asteroid, throws him out the airlock. He forgot, however, that gnomes can hold their breaths for years. And so he leaves his ship to retrieve and grind the gnome. This was his final mistake. He had forgotten a crucial fact, that gnomes are notoriously good partners with the Council of Space Sharks (CoSS). So, the gnome summons a space shark, which immediately eats the jumper. It was easy enough for the shark to get there as that asteroid is his home. Thanking the shark, he asks to remain in space. The shark leaves, and the gnome calls his good friend, Iris, as he notices she is in a nearby sector. So, she plots the initial jump to that asteroid, so that the crew can choose to save the gnome if desired. If not, the space shark returns the gnome to the ship, and he flies back to the council.

upbeat oxide
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That would be cool though

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Sharks exist but you can't ride them unless you have the gnome on your ship

sweet mica
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This reminds me of that movie "Beyond white space".

*Giant space like whales would be cool to see as well.
*Alien crabs that aren't detected that close enough will jump from rocks on to your ship.

upbeat oxide
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Sharks

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Space sharks

woeful arch
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Hello I threw out my back today please add space sharks to make me feel better

upbeat oxide
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This is day 116 of asking for Space Sharks

somber dock
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can we ban all shark enjoyers

unborn raven
crude moon
livid socket
livid socket
karmic vector
queen fable
livid socket
livid socket
raven wave
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guys space sharks are already here they attacked me in the closet

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@violet iron isnt this true

livid socket
raven wave
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huh

livid socket
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We know they exist. Well, we all, except mowerman... #freemowerman

upbeat oxide
split knoll
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#freemowerman

upbeat oxide
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Space Sharks

raven wave
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#imprisonmowerman

sweet mica
split knoll
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Guys! Is this real?!?!?

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looks fake with one being on each side

crude moon
sweet mica
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Ai lol

raven wave
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I didn't want to disturb your sleep so I didn't ping you

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but yes this individual can confirm the sharks attacked me

unreal lintel
unreal lintel
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It happened

raven wave
somber dock
unreal lintel
somber dock
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@raven wave 😭

raven wave
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what

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its true

somber dock
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I'm not inviting you to my birthday party

raven wave
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why

somber dock
raven wave
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no

somber dock
unreal lintel
upbeat oxide
somber dock
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can you not mass ping 😭

split knoll
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he can not not

somber dock
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oh mb i thought it was more

upbeat oxide
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@somber dock no

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@somber dock I must mass ping

somber dock
upbeat oxide
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@crude moon

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This is day 117 of asking for Space Sharks

split knoll
upbeat oxide
split knoll
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you are the one that pinged him

upbeat oxide
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fair...

crude moon
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I'm a night owl

upbeat oxide
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Fair

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Sorry for the ping btw

crude moon
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Doesn't bother me any

livid socket
livid socket
split knoll
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add space to water

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I am confused by your comment

upbeat oxide
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Add space to space...

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wait-

queen fable
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Space is always adding space to space

split knoll
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some people think the universe is expanding

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so in reality if this were true, space would be losing space

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as more stars and planets form

unreal lintel
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You just get more space

raven wave
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wait hold on

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if matter cant be created nor destroyed then how does the universe get bigger

sweet mica
raven wave
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wait so things will just get less dense?

sweet mica
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Yep

raven wave
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also terrible metaphor btw that doesnt really fit at all

sweet mica
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I understood

raven wave
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id think of like

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a balloon

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and the surface of the balloon stretches and gets thinner as it gets bigger

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but that metaphor kind of begs the question of what happens when things stretch too much

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like does it "pop"

sweet mica
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Lol idk about metaphorically suggesting space is the balloon, due to the vast unknown of spaces reach

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But the forces of matter can be a visualization of dirt on a balloon being expanded

steady steppe
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shut the fuck up @sweet mica

raven wave
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damn

upbeat oxide
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*drops controller mid RL match*

upbeat oxide
steady steppe
upbeat oxide
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  1. who are you?
  2. what on earth man?
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Kind of uncalled for

upbeat oxide
steady steppe
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i dont give a fuck😭

queen fable
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It's worse that he listened

upbeat oxide
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aight this might be going too far

queen fable
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"oh no, someone on the internet told me to stop talking"

upbeat oxide
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definitely a Rule 2 violation for language

raven wave
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what even are these emojis 😭

upbeat oxide
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concerning

steady steppe
sweet mica
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Kinda makes you wonder how far the universe will expand before humanity is gone

upbeat oxide
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this

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and how far we'll explore

raven wave
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man this guy must be rather prideful of his sexuality

sweet mica
queen fable
raven wave
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lotta pride flags

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i dont think i even remotely understand the purpose of wheelchair woman 😭

upbeat oxide
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He's saying ur crippled or something idk

queen fable
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There isn't a reason, they're just dumb

steady steppe
upbeat oxide
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sowry

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it

steady steppe
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it?

upbeat oxide
steady steppe
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straw, dude

upbeat oxide
raven wave
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youre a horse not a straw

upbeat oxide
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presumably

raven wave
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silly goose

sweet mica
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I just reported him and ignore.

upbeat oxide
steady steppe
upbeat oxide
steady steppe
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ok calm the fuck down cornball

upbeat oxide
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bro showed up in a random thread with no mods to scream at ppl

upbeat oxide
raven wave
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corn grows on a cob not a ball

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silly horse

queen fable
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Engaging with morons on the internet usually goes well

upbeat oxide
steady steppe
raven wave
upbeat oxide
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Okay

steady steppe
raven wave
queen fable
raven wave
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it says so right next to my pfp

upbeat oxide
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He's a horse

steady steppe
upbeat oxide
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he can't read

raven wave
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its a movie

queen fable
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Talk about uncultured

raven wave
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Jim Carrey being his best self as usual

upbeat oxide
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can't use google either...

steady steppe
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Jump ship is just no mans sky with more combat.

upbeat oxide
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Then go play no mans sky

raven wave
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so

sweet mica
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Judging by seeing your comments only to the person. I gather its a little kid

raven wave
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theres more differences

queen fable
sweet mica
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Lol

raven wave
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wasnt ace ventura 2 the one with the rhino scene

steady steppe
sweet mica
steady steppe
raven wave
steady steppe
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holy aura farm

steady steppe
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uh oh

raven wave
steady steppe
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sorry daddy groove

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@ornate steeple what the fuck is your name dude

silk trout
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I'm questioning whether your attitude is right for this server. If you stop using that language and just, get along with people then we can keep it rolling. Unless anyone has issues with that

steady steppe
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it told me

upbeat oxide
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Question for you HORSE, pro space shark, or anti space shark?

upbeat oxide
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He can go then. The space shark enthusiasts holds itself to the highest of moral standards

upbeat oxide
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Yeah Imma agree with Mowerman

steady steppe
queen fable
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They'll just drool their opinions on somewhere else down the line

steady steppe
upbeat oxide
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Nice selfie

steady steppe
steady steppe
queen fable
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Never argue with an idiot, they'll beat you with their experience

upbeat oxide
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When you put it that way...

steady steppe
crude moon
upbeat oxide
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Yo @silk trout, could you like delete all the message history between the beginning of this and now

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except Orange's message

queen fable
unreal lintel
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I don't think space itself is a form of energy

queen fable
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We don't truly know

unreal lintel
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It contains energy, yes, but it is not energy itself

raven wave
unreal lintel
steady steppe
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here comes the yap

unreal lintel
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You can destroy mass

upbeat oxide
unreal lintel
leaden marten
queen fable
silk trout
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How did we get from space sharks to space physics anyways? Don't make me tap the sign about staying on topic KEK

unreal lintel
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Mass-energy is still conserved

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But mass isn't. You lose mass overall

crude moon
leaden marten
steady steppe
leaden marten
queen fable
unreal lintel
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@queen fable Do you want to move to #random?

queen fable
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No

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Space sharks aren't a real subject to adhere to

unreal lintel
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I mean.. yes they are?

steady steppe
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w faps

unreal lintel
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The suggestion is about adding space sharks. We aren't talking about that, so we should move elsewhere

unreal lintel
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You just said the same thing I did

queen fable
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The only thing you're wrong about is the destruction of matter. Nothing is actually destroyed, just converted

crude moon
unreal lintel
leaden marten
unreal lintel
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But my point is is that you lose mass. You have less mass than before

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Therefore, mass does not necessarily need to be conserved, but mass-energy as a whole does

leaden marten
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i m still trying to think of what to turn into teto, it might be the boombox

silk trout
# leaden marten Nisse is miku

When you're digging around to find the Nisse model, do you also see the UI text in close proximity to the model file? If the flavor text etc can be easily changed to say Miku

upbeat oxide
queen fable
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Like scrap

unreal lintel
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Oh, nevermind

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I thought you were talking about Nisse

leaden marten
crude moon
leaden marten
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it depends how you guys do your inventory ui

crude moon
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Opp

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Nuked by bot

upbeat oxide
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TRADE OFFER

You Receive We receive

Space Shark code Space sharks

crude moon
upbeat oxide
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Could I get it too?

leaden marten
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i gotchu

upbeat oxide
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ty

silk trout
crude moon
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That's why they pay you the big bucks

upbeat oxide
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I get paid in the satisfaction that people like space sharks

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well, most people

leaden marten
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cant wait for the first "JumpCon" and we get mowerman vs pb boxing match

upbeat oxide
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looking forward to it lol

split knoll
split knoll
upbeat oxide
crude moon
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This is Day 118 Asking for Space Sharks

golden ivy
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Anyone good at modding them in?

split knoll
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I

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am not

golden ivy
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Had me jumping for joy for a second

split knoll
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lol

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that was the intention

golden ivy
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I’m

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Sure

split knoll
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no hard feelings?

upbeat oxide
golden ivy
split knoll
golden ivy
golden ivy
golden ivy
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Damn

livid socket
leaden marten
low field
ornate steeple
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Only just notified what I miss? I am pro space sharks

willow briar
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If your not pro space sharks then i question your morals

upbeat oxide
ornate steeple
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Oh sick, I do love that form of human behaviour

raven wave
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it was rather humorous

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these goobers kept interfering with my ragebaiting though...

sweet mica
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Yeah it was like getting hit by a random asteroid occurrence

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It randomly said Stfu@me

sweet mica
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Lol

upbeat oxide
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Fun fact

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Space Sharks

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Are cool

split knoll
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@queen fable, what do you not like about the space shark idea? This is a serious question. Like is there actually something you have against them? Or do you just like acting like you are against them to mess with us?

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Like this is a genuine question. I am genuinely curious.

queen fable
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You are not the first person to ask

split knoll
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Right, I forgot the last part with your opinion on them. That's fair I suppose, but I feel like there is enough room still for anything to be in game

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Thanks for jogging my memory

crude moon
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This is Day 119 😎

upbeat oxide
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I like space sharks

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You like space sharks
Pretty much everyone else likes space sharks

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So we should get space sharks

upbeat oxide
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You know what would have really helped John Wick defeat his enemies?

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Space Sharks

upbeat oxide
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You know what, I believe in

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So I believe you have a right to express disagreement

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Even if it's objectively wrong

upbeat oxide
crude moon
queen fable
upbeat oxide
queen fable
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You can't agree with something that doesn't exist

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Of which space sharks do not

bleak river
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i like sharks

upbeat oxide
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Someone's opinion on something doesn't physically exist, but it can still be agreed with

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The idea to start a business doesn't "exist" but it can still be agreed with

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The idea to add space sharks to Jump Space isn't a physical object, but it can be agreed with

queen fable
upbeat oxide
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Yeah

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That's what I had meant by the original message

queen fable
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Yeah, but as I pointed out you're just agreeing with the person and their idea. Not a space shark. Since they don't exist

split knoll
queen fable
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It's almost like I was being incredibly pedantic or something 🤔

upbeat oxide
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Space Sharks

crude moon
upbeat oxide
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Space Sharks

upbeat oxide
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Space Sharks

crude moon
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Space Sharks

upbeat oxide
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Space Sharks

dawn vine
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Space Sharks

crude moon
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Space

upbeat oxide
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Sharks

dawn vine
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Sp

upbeat oxide
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Ace

dawn vine
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Sh

upbeat oxide
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Arks

sweet mica
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Id go through a black hole if it meant riding a space shark

crude moon
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S

sweet mica
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A love story

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😆

dawn vine
crude moon
dawn vine
crude moon
dawn vine
crude moon
dawn vine
crude moon
dawn vine
upbeat oxide
crude moon
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S

dawn vine
upbeat oxide
crude moon
upbeat oxide
crude moon
upbeat oxide
crude moon
upbeat oxide
crude moon
upbeat oxide
crude moon
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SPACE SHARKS

upbeat oxide
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SPACE SHARKS

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coughs coughs
coughs
couuuughs coughs
couuughsaahhh

Space sharks!

split knoll
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S

upbeat oxide
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Pace

golden ivy
upbeat oxide
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Noice

crude moon
#

Day 120

split knoll
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Asking for Space Sharks!

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(I finally did one! Look at me mom!) @crude moon @upbeat oxide

split knoll
# golden ivy

what happened to the poor shark's eye ball at the end lol

unborn raven
amber rose
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y'all got any of them early access space sharks?

crude moon
amber rose
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oh heavens, sharks and prayers be unto you

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if you haven't done the "fit so much space shark in here" meme yet, now is the time.

amber rose
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I think if we bump this enough, at the bare minimum we can get a shark costume for Buddy, or at least a paint job for him to be robo shork

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and then he can say "I think YOU need a bigger ship" after he deletes an enemy

queen fable
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While some want a plushie or some knickknack, an actual good idea for something shark-ish in this game would be decal mouth/teeth for ships. Something akin to ww2 fighter planes. And before any of you freak out, this was something I talked about with pb when the game launched lol

amber rose
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and listen, I'm definitely not the person to ask for games to get silly costumes. not my thing. but Buddy is an exception. And space sharks just aren't gonna happen, so paint jobs are where I'm leaning

amber rose
queen fable
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It would be good on any ship imo

ancient jacinth
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sea of thieves 2

queen fable
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I still think actual space sharks are a dumb idea personally, but this kind of decal would be cool

amber rose
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I think the closest we'd ever get would be a legion/new enemy ship that's designed like that for whatever reason. all tech, just shaped and maybe moves like one. or is simply called one. but yeah theres zero chance we see life like sharks roaming the asteroids lol

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paint job and/or buddy paint/costume would be cool. just a plushie for the ship would be fine too. but if they make it squeak it gets immediately disassembled on my ships.

amber rose
livid socket
upbeat oxide
split knoll
foggy fossil
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I want a Space Fishing minigame.

torpid phoenix
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Okay but how close are we to space sharks now

crude moon
split knoll
upbeat oxide
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That would be dope

split knoll
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Welcome to day 121 asking for Space Sharks.

unreal lintel
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They say "500 cigarettes" in that gif
People usually post it when you're just talking about a lot of something, replacing "cigarettes" with the thing of choice

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I'm sending it because it's been many days

split knoll
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oh okay, weird

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thanks for the explanation

split knoll
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too many days without our beloved Space Sharks

unreal lintel
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I just assumed the joke would be understood, that's my bad

split knoll
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Others probably understand it, I just try not to get wrapped up in the internet or news too much, so I don't know a lot of the trends all the time, so no worries

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The only news I care about is the Space Shark reveal

split knoll
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Yay! It has been 17.28571428571429 weeks and about 33.15068493150685% of a year asking for Space Sharks.

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About 2904 Hours of asking for Space Sharks

thin tinsel
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Can't wait for the first content update, where space sharks will surely be added!

foggy fossil
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@silk trout: Why are Space Sharks not de jure present on that list? 😄

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Would be more stand-outty than "Biological Aliens," which, whilst encompassing Space Sharks, could also mean something entirely different like Asteroid Hawks.

dawn vine
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where space sharks on the poll 🥺

crude moon
upbeat oxide
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Me want space sharks

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But here's the question. Are biological aliens the way to vote?

foggy fossil
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I could do without the Sharks, TBH, but I want the Space Fish that the presence of Space Sharks imply.

upbeat oxide
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Or machine cultists, zombies, etc?

upbeat oxide
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coughs

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No yeah though that would be cool

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Unless the sharks were robots

foggy fossil
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That would be annoying... But we could do like Warframe and have EMP Fishing.

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And TBH, the Warframe Orb Vallis EMP Spear would be a generally-effective weapon against the badbots, too.

upbeat oxide
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True

foggy fossil
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Imagine grabbing one of those big floaters with that EMP Spear. "Get OVAH HERE!"

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Zap it to stun it, drag it over to you with your grabble line (or more likely, drag YOU to IT), then go to town on it with a circular saw...

upbeat oxide
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Yessssss

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Or it has like a part inside of it like the Corvettes

foggy fossil
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... Actually, a zap-spear attached to your grapple line would be bonkers, but effectively so.

upbeat oxide
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Yeah

foggy fossil
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Big things, you can yeet yourself to them for frisky melee nonsense; small things you can command to GET OVAH HERE.

upbeat oxide
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Or like the ships you grapple on to it and then have to destroy things to stun it and then you can loot it but you have to be careful not to be eaten

foggy fossil
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Just don't grapple the damn self-guided bomb jerks. 😄

upbeat oxide
#

True

unborn raven
karmic remnant
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Space sharks

crude moon
#

sharks of space

upbeat oxide
#

Space of sharks

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I might have to make a game based around space sharks if they don't end up in Jump Space

atomic zinc
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Devs should troll us by naming every future ship after a shark.

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The Mako, the Hammerhead, the Tiger, the Lemon, the Bull, the Nurse, the Goblin, the Whale...

upbeat oxide
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Yess

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And then they give a random ship a normal name and it turns out to be a space shark

foggy fossil
atomic zinc
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It would be like "edging" on this suggestion 😅

split knoll
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I would enjoy the ships being named after sharks

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It'd be a nice tribute to this chat

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They have to do something with space sharks though, because this is like the biggest thread on here

livid socket
split knoll
upbeat oxide
crude moon
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🦈

livid socket
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🦈

unborn raven
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🦈

upbeat oxide
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*yes

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I think you mean yes

livid socket
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#freemowerman

upbeat oxide
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#freemowerman

queen fable
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We are all free. Free of space sharks

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As we should be

livid socket
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Your thoughts are unfree. As in controlled by space tuna to make us all believe the space sharks do not exist thisisfine

queen fable
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I would say the same of all of you caught in the cult of space sharks.

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Thoughts are not unfree simply because they resist your group think

foggy fossil
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Add Sharks.

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So we can have the logical Space Fish they eat.

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I want to go Space Fishing!

split knoll
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#freemowerman

split knoll
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at least if they are organic sharks, but if mechanical then they eat our ships and metal

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or materia

foggy fossil
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We're what Space Sharks try to eat. But that's what firearms are for.

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I want Space Sharks because they imply the existence of Space Fish.

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Because they can't eat Atirans all day.

split knoll
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So you want organic space sharks or mechanical?

foggy fossil
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Organic.

split knoll
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nahhhhhh

foggy fossil
#

I wanna head out onnahull with rod and tackle and land Space Fish for Buddy to turn into lemon francaise.

split knoll
#

just go play sea of thieves if you want to fish

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or better yet, fishing planet

foggy fossil
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And a harpoon for Space Sharks...

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And the bigger Space Fish...

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Of course, if we get mechanical space sharks, we need an EMP Harpoon, like Warframe.

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Which would be good against the Legion's badbots, too.

split knoll
foggy fossil
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I wanna hit one of those big spoderbots with an EMP harpoon, zapping it and making it do the electric cha-cha, use my grabble-gun to zip over to it, and go HAM on him with a big fucking wrench.

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The harpoon is the grapple point, obv.

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If it's smol? "GET OVAH HERE!"

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If it's tol? "Zippity!"

split knoll
foggy fossil
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Just... Don't do it to one of the self-guided bombs, or you're gonna be yoinking a grenade into your face.

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Of course we need an EMP grenade, but a shock harpoon is reusable.

split knoll
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Idk, anything like an EMP would be really overpowered

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Are we able to do polls in this chat to make a consensus of what the people want, mechanical or organic space sharks? @upbeat oxide

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@foggy fossil How would the organic space sharks breathe? Would they just be more evolved than regular sharks, thus they don't need air or water?

foggy fossil
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Presumably they'd be some kind of cosmozoan that does not use a gas-exchanging respiratory system.

split knoll
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hmmm, how would they be in the story? Like are they fighting the robot virus because it wants to extinguish all life?

foggy fossil
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Presumably they're just a random thing you can encounter in space because they're chilling in space doing space fish/space shark things, and they misidentify you as potentially food.

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Not everything has to hinge around the Legion.

split knoll
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I mean, it is the main thing trying to wipe out life isn't it?

foggy fossil
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Why would an animal know or care?

crude moon
#

ZORBOK

split knoll
foggy fossil
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... No?

split knoll
#

Hmmmmm

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Do creatures not run from predators?

crude moon
#

nope sometimes they just give up

split knoll
#

you think space sharks would give up?

crude moon
queen fable
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That's because there are no space sharks

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Thanks for admitting it!

split knoll
crude moon
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how about space whales. Nice and friendly

split knoll
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I am not disagreeing with anything, just trying to get a general idea formed for what this thread (excluding mowerman) wants

crude moon
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mission is to help shoot off space barnacles

split knoll
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maybe

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maybe space whale sharks lol

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honestly, those would look pretty cool in space

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maybe with their dots all glowing

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maybe they eat materia so they would have a blue glow to the patterns

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maybe a mission to get it back to it's colony or something completely different would reward you by showing you a materia deposit with like maybe 5-10 materia clouds

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or however much the devs want

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I don't know if they would have barnacles like other whales though, but then again, it could work with barnacles

upbeat oxide
#

Space Sharks Poll

Should Space Sharks be organic or mechanical?

🦈 Organic
buddyblush Mechanical

Vote below!

crude moon
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BOTH. CYBORGS

torn geode
#

Organic sharks armed with lasers and rocket boosters

brittle anvil
#

If the devs add space sharks in the game, then that implies the existence of space fish, right?

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And if there’s space fish, there’s space fishing…

crude moon
livid socket
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We were the space sharks all along 😱

woeful arch
crude moon
upbeat oxide
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'tis true

woeful arch
#

deep lore has been uncovered here

brittle anvil
crude moon
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GIVE ME REAL SPACE SHARKS OR I BURN THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN

upbeat oxide
#

The only thing on fire in here is the need for space sharks. Because it is an awesome idea

low field
#

Space Sharks or we riot!!

zenith sandal
#

Will the sharks have freakin lasers on their freakin foreheads?

upbeat oxide
#

Thai is day 123 of asking for Space Sharks

crude moon
#

ABC

upbeat oxide
#

123

upbeat oxide
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Sharks. In Space!

wooden sequoia
upbeat oxide
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If you're about to tell me we can't have space sharks because normal sharks are endangered then I am going to say you're wrong

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And while I'm aware the devs would have to be careful with them because of that I also know that they are entirely possible in a proper way

wooden sequoia
upbeat oxide
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Depends, are they robots, organic, or cyborg?

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Or other?

split knoll
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If robots we thought through the mouth they would shoot the beams though

upbeat oxide
upbeat oxide
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Yes

wooden sequoia
split knoll
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lol

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I honestly got no clue what that show is, I was just looking through shark laser beam gifs and found that

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my best guess is star trek

wooden sequoia
split knoll
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This one?

wooden sequoia
#

That's Michael Myers. Maybe somewhat similar LOL

split knoll
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Lol

upbeat oxide
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This is day 124 of asking for Space Sharks

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My phone's autocorrect can now predict what I'm going to say

upbeat oxide
#

Indeed

queen fable
upbeat oxide
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No they're still mine, it just takes me less time to type them

upbeat oxide
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You know what's cool?

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Space Sharks

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You know what else is cool?

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Space Sharks

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Wanna know a third thing that's cool?

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Space

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Sharks

crude moon
#

Welcome to Day 125

woeful arch
#

we. need. space sharks.

livid socket
split knoll
#

What do we want!?!

crude moon
split knoll
#

Wrong answer

split knoll
foggy fossil
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Space Shorks.

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Also, let's just have sliders.

upbeat oxide
woeful arch
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shark slider

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adjust slider till your preferred number of sharks are in space

queen fable
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Slider goes from 0 to 0. Since zero space sharks.

crude moon
#

Day 126

foggy fossil
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You bastard. You absolute, utter bastard-commander of bastardry, the song is stuck in my head!

upbeat oxide
queen fable
upbeat oxide
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You clearly don't understand that he was sharing the shark's perspective as he glides through space at hypersonic speeds

split knoll
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You both misunderstood

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I was just saying space sharks but with GIFs

unreal lintel
upbeat oxide
#

fair...

atomic zinc
#

hyperluminal

low field
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If sound cannot move, and hypersonic is 5 or more times the speed of sound, the math checks out :P

unreal lintel
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It's not moving with zero velocity. It doesn't exist to have a velocity in the first place

low field
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Curse you and your "facts" and "science" ruining my joke :P

unreal lintel
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Lmao

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I mean, you said "one could argue," is that not an invitation to argue?

low field
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It is indeed 🙂‍↕️

split knoll
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Now see, space sharks exist, however they can't enter our atmosphere because they die on entry

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Example ^

crude moon
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Day 127