tight schooner
Well...this one is new: I had an event from some foreign ruler asking me to return gold one of my vassals had stolen to him. I said "alright, but I'll keep half." Then I immediately get another event asking myself to return the gold to said foreign ruler and had the option of paying half to my spymaster and half to said ruler or rebelling against this demand. I chose the latter and am now officially at war with myself 😄
quartz girder