Insults can’t include the word needle
#epic rap battles
bronze sorrel
dim summit
‼️epic rap battles of history‼️
bronze sorrel
Pizza guy VS REEF
cinder adder
why can’t we say needle
sour mountain
me?
bronze sorrel
Reef is fire, the danger you’re in is dire. I’ll burn your pizza and laugh while it’s on fire. You’re in trouble, and my pet cat will make it double. I’ll throw you in a crib and give you a bib!
robust tree
OHHH
patent tusk
I’m a spectator
robust tree
🛌
sour mountain
cookin up beats like a pizza pie
when i step up your fire gonna die
delivering you a serving of defeat
hope you like your rhymes served flaming hot
bronze sorrel
Sockates tryna join in like hes a chad. But all you’ll ever be is just a brad! You think you’re so superior, and that we’re inferior, but you’re the interior and IM THE EXTERIOR. stop playing around, the grownups are talking, you’re just dribbling while we’re balling! Go back to you’re tank with all the other eels, when I’m done with you you’ll look like a peel!
sour mountain
both of y’all can’t compare
im spewing fire into the air
I don’t need to play chess to win this one
when I start cooking reef better run
bronze sorrel
Pizza guy rapping like he’s the best, but he hasn’t really passed the test. All he’s ever made was digornio pizza, while the stuff I made multiple homemade pizzas! You’re acting like a pro cook, when all you’ve ever made was microwaved cereal, while I’m over here with my serial materials!
Chess is your only talent, that much is apparent, but for everything else you’re quite the peasant. You two are acting like the best, but this obese possum is gonna win the contest!
sour mountain
you kidding? you kidding? you’re joking me right?
you call yourself a cook yet nobody gives into your plight
im dropping banger pies for the world to eat
your half baked garbage tastes and smells of rotten feet
sockates rappin chess like that means somethin
you can only come up with a few lines, you got nothin
you might think you’ll get lucky here
but all you are is a sitting duck right here
bronze sorrel
Pests eat garbage, but eels like you eat my dust. When I’m done with you you’ll begin to rust. You act so arrogant like you’re the emperor around here, but I’m so much cleverer than you, ya hear?
dim summit
i wasnt paying attention lol hold on 
sour mountain
HOLD IT JUDGE, I’M NOT DONE YET
gotta show these two nerds what they get
when they mess with a master cook
they best open the book on how to make rhymes
when they ain’t got no time
call me peepy cause these bars should be a crime
bronze sorrel
brother says he’s the pizza guy, but also a hotdog lover… alright? He’s tryna get more in cus his rapping is terrible, because he also knows that I am incredible!
sour mountain
you’re incredible? really? Don’t give me that! You’re just some rodent who’s really fat, gonna show the world I got this battle down pat!
dim summit
👀
bronze sorrel
Who says fat is bad, you stinky rat! I bet you can’t tell the difference between left and right, boy I really leaves you with quite the plight
sour mountain
How many verses is it gonna take
if I wanna put you in your place
Nobody’s carrying this for you cause you’re too heavy
my rhymes are hot fresh and tasty
dim summit
shoulda said hot fresh & ready
bronze sorrel
I’m the master of Fuzzpy, they take orders from me only. To them I’m on the same level as Broly. With the snap of my fingers they can turn you to dust, havent we already discussed how much of a bust in which you rust?
You’re of an inferior race. The possum reins supreme. I can take you out easily with my energy beams! The pizza you make is worse than papa johns, you’re so weak I can take you out like a pawn!
sour mountain
You think I’ll be taken down by some possum who likes Fuzzpy?
Don’t think I forgot that you got impeached
The fuzzpy race is nothing against my sucklet militia
commanding that army is my right hand man, ya
what does your itemfriend do? Petty crime? Mine is the best megalomaniac of all time!
bronze sorrel
Pizza or hotdogs, pick a struggle. Either one of them will give you trouble. I know those heart problems are especially serious. It’s enough to make even me delirious!
sour mountain
Sure, you can fit more words in your rhymes, but those all stink, so don’t waste my time! Didn’t anyone tell you “quality over quantity” ? It’s why my pizza’s good and yours is all moldy!
bronze sorrel
You’re rhymes are weakening, while mine are only deepening, this victory for me will be especially sweetening. Stop your stinky bum from trying to act like you’ve already won. you are more overdone than your homemade hot dog buns!
dim summit
oooh
sour mountain
Judge, it’s time we end this now
cause this possum looks more like a cow
this is turning to a waste of breath
my hot fresh rhymes bring certain death!
bronze sorrel
This fool is clearly bluffing, he’s in for a real crushing, he can tell I’m gonna win so he’s already huffing and puffing!
sour mountain
Look at this moron, he’s still going!
More worthless effort than a garden when it’s snowing
Speaking of cold, that’s what my rhymes be
These bars take down possums like a wasp’s nest in a tree
bronze sorrel
You’re like the big bad wolf with all that heavy breathing, except the only similarity is that you’re teething and seeking for a nice fresh breathing!
cursive rain
I'm in pieces. this is fun to watch 🍿 carry on
sour mountain
ok are we done now
i think that you should be on the run now
I’m not joking, you’re using up my time
I’m gonna win this, your trash tastes like a radioactive lime
bronze sorrel
Look at this moron, he’s still going!
More worthless effort than a garden when i...
Flowers can grow in the snow, you clearly didn’t pass herbology class. I guess you were too busy trying to pass some gas! Your raps make less sense as the seconds progress, I think it might be best for you to retake your literacy test!
sour mountain
ok is the battle over now
@dim summit 
bronze sorrel
Aight I’m done spitting facts gg pizza guy I’m sure your food tastes good I was only jesting hehe (for that part)
sour mountain
gg reef your bars were fire like you spat them straight out of the oven
cursive rain
those both came out of hell🔥
dim summit
results
sour mountain
but.. who won the HARDEST??
bronze sorrel
We did all of that for a tie?
dim summit
no imho i prefer pizzaguy 
sour mountain
YEEEEAAAH
bronze sorrel
whisper I know you’re just trying to make him feel good chicken, it’s ok I’m in on it too shhhhhhhh
dim summit
your bars felt like something i would hear in a parappa game (not that its a bad thing i love parappa the rapper)
bronze sorrel
I just imagine a orange garden eel on a pedestal nervously looking at a possum and a pizza delivery guy in a full on battle absolutely just going at it while also at the same time yelling at the eel to make a decision
sour mountain
celebration
dim summit
I just imagine a orange garden eel on a pedestal nervously looking at a possum a...
that sounds funni im gonna draw that
bronze sorrel
It sounds hard to draw good luck
sour mountain
that does sound hard to draw
dim summit
its just gonna be a quick doodle really
dim summit
artist’s interpretation of the epic rap battle of @bronze sorrel & @sour mountain
sour mountain
artist’s interpretation of the epic rap battle of <@1054111468292947998> & <@931...
i love this sm aaaaaaaaaaaaa it’s so good
sour mountain
artist’s interpretation of the epic rap battle of <@1054111468292947998> & <@931...
i want everybody to imagine me as this guy now. this is canon.
dim summit
bronze sorrel
Yo your doodle looks sick man
sour mountain
that is a rly cool drawing
dim summit
the eel 🥺
bronze sorrel
@dim summit @sour mountain I fixed it
sour mountain
<@978095624878714951> <@931362201250463754> I fixed it
even better?? How??
bronze sorrel
I noticed the possum was floating kinda and the eel looked like that screaming dude from the old painting so I fixed it. I also made you buff cause that’s the mental image I have of you
sour mountain
now we have anime pizzaguy and buff pizzaguy
pizzaguy generations for the Soulja boy console
bronze sorrel
now we have anime pizzaguy and buff pizzaguy
pizzaguy generations for the Soulja...
More like FNF pizzaguy and buff pizzaguy
dim summit
More like FNF pizzaguy and buff pizzaguy
no
bronze sorrel
What’s a pizzaguy mod and who is he versing
sour mountain
yknow what i think I prefer him being anime pizzaguy
bronze sorrel
He looks more like the blue guy from Friday night funking than an anime character, especially since the look-alike is in a rap battle that’s all I’m saying lol
sour mountain
no i would rather not be represented as the boyfriend (i am the pizza man i make-a da pizza)
dim summit
maybe if i colored him he would look different
bronze sorrel
no i would rather not be represented as the boyfriend (i am the pizza man i make...
Well you do look like the boyfriend so I mean… you can’t really get out of it
bronze sorrel
maybe if i colored him he would look different
I can’t color my sketch cus it a sketch and I don’t own pens so I can’t do lineart, but I can shade it to kinda look like colors
robust tree
we should do rap battle 
vs 
dim summit
I can’t color my sketch cus it a sketch and I don’t own pens so I can’t do linea...
thats why i said i would color it
bronze sorrel
thats why i said **i** would color it
You forgot to capitalize the I’s
dim summit
ok and
bronze sorrel
You also forgot to capitalize
dim summit
at least i’m not one of the people that capitalize every word
bronze sorrel
That’s better than not capitalizing tho
cinder adder
no it’s not lol
robust tree
save this for the rap battles 😎