#choose your own adventure

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raise a peepy! this game will be played using polls.

You find a wild Peepy in the middle of the street. Do you keep it?

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You gently pet the Peepy. It squeaks calmly back, as if to let you know you befriended it. It seems as if it just evolved so you have 2 choices on what to put on. Do you put on the butterfly educational channel or the b_no crime channel?

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You switch on the crime channel. Peepy seems uninterested and wants to watch cartoons (which are on the educational channel). You try to tell him he has to watch the crime channel, but you give up and put on the educational channel. After an hour you put back on the crime channel and he seems fine. He squeaks pointing to a can of Dinkle Juice. Do you Check give him the juice or b_no tell him no?

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Peepy drinks the entire can, but now he's hyper. You heard online that peanut shells soothe a Peepy, along with the right background noise. The educational channel always plays calming videos at night, but your Peepy wants no sound, which a Google search says doesn't work with the method. Do you butterfly put the educational channel on or 🔇 turn the TV off?

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You tell Peepy that you're going to put on the educational channel. You put the shell near Peepy's beak and Peepy soon falls asleep.

DAY 2:
Peepy is still asleep but you're wide awake. The educational channel is playing loud music but Peepy won't open his eyes. Do you lemonpy wake him up or Zzz let him stay asleep for a bit longer?

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It takes half an hour for Peepy to wake up. You see he is dancing to music on the educational channel, and when the music stops he starts crying. You put on the YouTube video containing the same song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT96_pUeEe0 if you want context) and he continues dancing. Do you 🔄 keep it on loop or b_no stop it?

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You loop the song until your phone dies. When your phone dies, Peepy starts crying again. Do you 🥜 comfort him with a peanut shell or 📀 buy him the DVD of the show that the song came from?

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You head out in your car with Peepy to the local store, but Peepy squeaks when leaving home so you bring a peanut shell (and some actual peanuts for a snack) with you to give to Peepy. When you get to the shop, you spy the DVD. You see it has a hefty price tag and Peepy wants ice cream. You have enough money for the DVD and ice cream but if you buy them you will have no change for other things. Do you Check buy what Peepy wants or b_no save your money?

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You can't choose what to do, but you end up buying what Peepy wants. You buy the DVD and straight after you head to the ice cream stand. The ice cream man falls in love with Peepy and lets you get a free large size, which means you have about 10 ItemMoney left. Then you spot a small train ride outside the store. It says people with pets go free, but you really have to head home. Do you thomas_disgust ride the train or 🚙 take the car ride

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You drive the car home, and remember your Peepy has no name. You think of the names 🍋 Citrus, bamboo Bamboo, or butterfly Butter. Which do you choose?

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You say to your Peepy that his name is Butter and he seems happy about it. When you get home you put in the DVD and play every episode of the show. Butter likes all of them but his favourite one is still the first one he heard. The DVD ends. Do you 🔄 repeat it, butterfly put on the educational channel, or b_no put on the crime channel?

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You put on the educational channel. When it swtiches to night time programming, you calm Butter with a peanut shell and he falls asleep like the previous night.

DAY 3: It's playing Butter's favourite song again and he woke up quicker. When it ends, do you 🔄 loop the song on your phone or 📀 play the DVD?

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You play the DVD for Butter, and you try to loop Butter's favourite song, although it fails. A notification says you got paid again. Do you 🛒 go out shopping for Butter, or lemonpy stay at home and play with Butter?

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You decide to play with Butter. You do a dance battle to Butter's favourite song and Butter wins. Suddenly, you see a flash of light. It's coming from Butter. It seems like he evolved again! He seems just slightly bigger and his eyes seem more soulful now. You google it and see it's a sign of excellent care! Suddenly you realise it's getting dark. Do you butterfly use your previous peanut shell and educational channel technique or Zzz try and let Butter sleep with nothing on the TV?

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You use the technique on Butter and it works. Although, while Butter is fast asleep, you write a note saying you will be back and head off to do some late night shopping, because now that Butter is older, he needs more educational material. Butter knows how to type so you buy him some workbooks, but you also want him to feel happy while doing them. Do you Check let him do the workbooks when he wants or b_no force him to do them at a specific time?

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DAY 4: You let Butter do the workbooks in his own time, and then send them to an online grading resource and he gets brilliant grades every time! When he's done he squeaks at you to give him the remote and he switches to the educational channel. He goes to the computer and types "I want to watch the crime channel, but not all the time." Do you 🕢 let him watch it before bed at weekends or 🕔 let him watch it soon after he wakes up?

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You reply to Butter with "You can watch it for an hour when you wake up." He says it's OK for him. It's dinner time but Butter wants to go shopping. Do you 🛒 go shopping or 🦃 make dinner first?

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You go shopping with Butter. You notice a video game store and Butter finds a Sonic the Hedgehog toy. Should you sonic buy it or b_no save your money?

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Butter loves his Sonic toy (pictured below), but he doesn't know who Sonic is. Should you Sonictchi download a Sonic game on Butter's PC or 🎞️ send him the trailer for Sonic 2?

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You downloadSonic 1 for Butter (pictured below) and he just finished Green Hill! Should you game_boy let him play it more or 🏫 give him a bit more learning work?

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Butter loves playing Sonic, but he still works hard! He is feeling tired, so should you butterfly use the normal technique or 🔇 turn off the sound and viduals and remove the peanut shell? (Day 5 won't start for a long time because I have to Zzz but you can talk about it in #1058852802622930954 )

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You can't choose, so you put on the educational channel and get a peanut shell, to put Butter to sleep. When he falls asleep, do you 🔉 keep the channel on or 🔇 turn the TV off?

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Butter falls asleep, so you turn the TV off.

DAY 5:
Butter is feeling sad. He goes on the computer and types "I am feeling a bit sad because there was nothing on the TV for me." You give him the remote and he puts on the crime channel for 1 hour, like he does every day. Then he studies, but instead of switching to Sonic, he downloads the educational channel's app and goes to the free videos section. He finds his favourite song and starts dancing. Do you butterfly let him dance or b_no stop him?

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You let Butter dance. He dances for nearly the entire day, but you soon realise you are running out of peanuts, which are essential for keeping any Peepy alive. Should you b_no stop Butter dancing and bring him shopping or Check go shopping on your own?

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You go shopping on your own. The pet shop has peanuts made for Peepies, but normal peanuts, although less nutritious, have shells which are useful for calming Peepies. Do you buy Butter 🥜 the less nutritious ones with shells or peanut the more nutritious ones with no shells?

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You buy the ones with the shells. On the way home, you see Butter in your car. You can't believe he walked so far from his home just to see you. You check his search and TV history and it's fine. When you get home you feed Butter with his favourite dish, peanuts with melted butter and sugar. He wants more but you have to save the peanuts for another day. Do you 🥜 make more or b_no save the peanuts for the next day?

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You save the peanuts for another day, and then you notice that it's getting dark, so you put Butter to sleep using the shells of the peanuts you used and the educational channel.

DAY 6:
It's Saturday, and Butter is allowed to watch more of the crime channel and he doesn't have to study. Suddenly you turn on the news, and you find news of a missing lemonpy. You show it to Butter, and he doesn't recognise the parents. Do you 🔍 think Butter is lying and tell him to look closer or Check think Butter is telling the truth?

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You think Butter was telling the truth, and he was. When asking him if he wanted his family back, he says to you that he doesn't. When you ask him why, you get no response. Do you w_nod say it's fine or Ben_No_ShakeHead give him 5 minutes off screens?

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You say it's fine. Butter wants to go outside. Do you 🛒 bring him shopping or 🛝 bring him to the park?

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You bring Butter to the park, and he plays for the entire day, and you only go home when you notice it gets dark. Do you butterfly put on the educational channel or 🔇 put on nothing and let Butter go to sleep on his own?

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You put on the educational channel, and Butter sleeps brilliantly.

DAY 7
It's Sunday, and that means it's shopping day. You find a portable DVD player, which will be very useful for Butter. You also find more DVDs from the educational channel. Do you 🖥️ buy the player, 📀 buy 3 DVDs, or 2️⃣ buy the player and 1 DVD?