#E4K Got Christmas Talent Ruby Competition

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granite barn
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E4K Got Christmas Talent Ruby Competition

hallow solstice
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In the UK, Band Aids Its Christmas Time is a Yuletide song.

Here’s the E4K version..........well the chorus anyways !

Feed the trooops,
Let them eat the lovely mead,
Man the wallls,
Win the Keep of foreign invaders get extra troops on your wall

Merry Christmas everyone, Ho Ho Ho

Deck the walls with extra troops,
Use the Keep of foreign invaders,, faa la laa,
‘‘Tis the Season to make mead,
Keep your troops in good spirit and fed, faa la laa

brazen kraken
regal rune
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Troops are fallin', all around me,
Meads is brewin', feast is on,
Recruiting and more recruiting,
Merry Christmas Everyone

(Apologies to Shakin' Stevens)

empty apex
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don't spend money GG studios doesn't care about you

Sorry sorry, this is my real entry:

On the Everwinter Glacier the castles are burning and the ravens picking the bones
A new soldier stands up, his name is Jones
He travels far and wide to get to the barbarian king who caused the ravage
His lips form a smile when he stabs the king with the nutcracker's nutstabber, as he whispers 'merry Christmas, you savage'

(the nutstabber is an actual in-game item you can get from the master blacksmith)

west lodge
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I heard the troops on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar weapons play
They're wild and sweet
Yet Defeat will repeat

(i honestly have no idea how this got into my mind)

gilded lintel
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luna would like to be Santa
And fill the world with glee,
So until they advertise the job,
She'll give all her love to me.