#🤣-memes
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-warn 777875409512693831 nsfw
ferex_89 has been warned, this is their first warning.
damn
yes, yes, maybe, no , think so
oh, okay
Cuz they know people will gobble up whatever decisions they make, no matter how bad
I don't
that's why Linux Mint exists
Epic background music btw
so what? sukhoi?
Sugma
haktuoi
sik segven
this server is a prison
@quaint lark is you
Funnily enough its not my mom thats like that, its my dad
For a second i thought that was the version with N Word.
i thought the mods were already crashing out
revenge for the last vid
car horn in a 2mm wall thickness 3 meter long 30cm inner diameter pipe
why is it so low quality lol
i really don't like how dumbed down that despicable me movie was
bemp
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What
its exactly what it says it is
Irony
if your on desktop use inspect element or disable javascript
Literally not loaded so unfortunately doesn't help
yeah
friendslop
can we like start making this shit illegal
Aim out of the bowl if you dare
Shouldn't pissing against the wire do nothing? Since they are isolated
Aim high 🕊️ 🙏🏽
Aim for the stars
Have at it, we'll see how you do.
The back of my desk is worse still
Bro i played way too much rn
I already won with pleagues called furries and the french
def a furry
Longest denial stage I've seen in years btw
ye lol
COVID 3.0 but it has 38% mortality rate
people still think im a furry btw i haven't and will never send furry memes
thats the difference
no idea where the idea that im one comes from, i literally never had done anything like that
ayo what
I am not, and i will never be
A furry
ive seen furries that are less furry than you
How do you wanna know?
Nah, he right
(Source: i have electrician certification cards)
what
I get his point
Shut
Naur
Stop calling me a furry for crying out loud
its just a label man do whatever you want
You're mentioning it way too often and over react over furry stuff
Am i?
yuh
LoL
new plague inc major update teaser just dropped? bro it's gonna be so fire
That's what a furry would say
I will skin you alive
It's just ragebait
His Sona is a bird confirmed
watching caldruki is comparable to watching the news
i cant remember the last time i properly watched the news
official flower business
protogen
oh
my
god
Lol
if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid. i suspect however that doesn't work, so therefore it's stupid.
I don’t know what I should do if I ever got shot, like it just be embarrassing to lay there
racin rig
Someone made this commercial in Maryland back in the 80's. Before YouTube, we actually copied stupid videos like this onto VHS tapes and traded them around. We were idiots.
copy cat ahh name
what

look, that's me
don't ping me again
Especially if you don't want to receive ping notifications, you can simply turn them off buddy
rude
my "friends"
??
brother your name is "the master of slurs" I don't think you have room to talk
nicknamed "the master of slurs" and "slur slinger"
friend openly admitting to sending csam
how did you even get to this point in life
idk but i like slinging slurs
and? it's the facking internet
Buh my pc js facking bluescreened
My alt btw
ookayyy then
yes there are actual real people on the other end of those words
said the person from fnaf fandom -_-
what could this possibly imply
sonion
no please enlighten me im so confused
or don't
your choice
don't let anyone bully you into doing something you don't want to do
i aint gonna sleep at night man i need to know
enlighten us why would you discrimante a guy with "slur" in his name
what discrimination am i doing
all of this sounds like a you problem
serach up the meaning of word
"search it" can be translated as "i don't know"
what discrimination am i doing
i dont uhhh i dont see pointing out someones discord nickname on here ngl
must be a pibby glitch
don't worry about it, someone feels slighted so they're gonna whip out some scary words to make themselves feel better
you can just go about your day
i was expecting some awesome zinger
okay sory, the better term would be snobbery
ohio confused
im being a snob by uhhhhh
pointing out that someone is nicknamed "slur slinger"
and that they are friends with someone who owns csam
?
i am quite confuzzled
hello, why was I mentioned
zinger? like that kfc finger licking goodness or whatever?
whoa this is a heavy accusation
nvm
oh
no
dear god
but no one said it is his friend, the friend term was in " "
what
Aren't you spring Bonnie?
yes
hi
hm
hmm
i ponder deeply
thinking lead me to nowhere, why do I still think 😔
maybe you're not thinking correctly. remove all the mods in your brain except for beammp and try again.
beamng.os
aww bunnies
no more frolicking 😔
can we at least gavotte?
I suppose not 😭
if frolicking is cancelled, that means we can also no longer:
cavort
gambol
romp
caper
frisk
lark
revel
skylark
and that's just a sad day.
bro that ship has long since sailed. get new jokes.
6||9||
it was exactly what i had hoped!
666
70
70 is just 69 while someone else watches
your not wrong
*you're
ok
problems rendering special characters?
x^2 - 134x + 4489 = 0
a = 1, b = -134, c = 4489
Delta = b^2 - 4ac
Delta = (-134)^2 - 4 * 1 * 4489
Delta = 17956 - 17956
Delta = 0
x = -b / 2a
x = -(-134) / (2 * 1)
x = 134 / 2
x = 67
x? more like Y amirite?
it's like a reddit meet up
What the hell is going on again
no idea
📎 attachment.gif
at the end of the day its just discord
new ringtone fr
Byte = Byte
KB --> KiB (÷ 1,024)
MB --> MiB (÷ 1,048)
GB --> GiB (÷ 1,074)
KiB --> KB (× 1,024)
MiB --> MB (× 1,048)
GiB --> GB (× 1,074)
Byte --> KiB (÷ 1024)
KiB --> MiB (÷ 1024)
MiB --> GiB (÷ 1024)
KiB --> Byte (× 1024)
MiB --> KiB ( × 1024)
GiB --> MiB (× 1024)
Wow
Hahahhaha
MB to MiB is ÷1,048.576 to be exact
And vice versa
We roundin with this one
With rounding it'd be 1,049
1,024 x 1,024 = 1,048
1,024² = 1,048,576 ≃ 1,049 × 10³
is the speedometer in kmh or mph
then he's speeding
I am going to hunt you down
no one here has elite ball knowledge
Sadly it has ended....
your inner beast : D3vi0usK
me sewing: hahaha lmaooo yeah
me reaping; fuuuuuuuck
this person be blaming anyone other than themself for their loss
THIS IS ALL BIG BENS FAULT DUDE.
wordle admins when there's unattended children outside. insert gif of characters walking towards something idfk
thank you bbg

that beard is diabolical
lmao 😭
seeing this gem again is like reuniting with an old friend
this is what I imagine bro strider from homestuck to sound like
someone should kill that guy
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oh hell yeah
T' N' B' G' !!!!
the fvck
I got banned for posting a gif of a spinning Volvo but this guy posts this
moderation is ragebait
you are wrong the beam mp mods are amazing at there job and do not target pepole and treats everyone the same (treb is holding a gun to my head as i type this send help)
Do I not have perms or smth
Alright everyone time for everyone's favorite gameshow!
What did this person post that got them in trouble and made them feel targeted?
Today's answers are:
A, 12 year old offensive humor of the racist variety
B, 12 year old offensive humor of the sexist variety
Or C, 12 year old offensive humor of the homophobic / transphobic variety
Cast your votes now!
idk chat thats a hard choice
The moderation here doesnt make sense anymore
yeah so true..these damn wokies won't let me post my Slurs..
these... GOD DAMN LIBERALS won't let me send my DARK HUMOR... what had this world come to
Thanks Sonic
I'll allow you guys, but I take no responsibility if you get banned
Alright everyone time for everyone's favorite gameshow!
Why is someone trying to purposely get into argument.
Is it?:
a) No job and purpose in life
b) 12 year old kid who is trying to "ragebait"
Or is it c) LGBTQ+ community person who is ofended by literally everything
HINT: (we feel some heat coming from answer c)
next person to fight in memes gets a 24h timeout
i dont care who
be nice or you lose talky perms
as you wish
-timeout 488289301101281280 24h per request
lmao
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I'll have you know that joke took me a good 2 minutes to write, heathen. Come up with your own 🥱 🥱
also its A. you lose
but I waaaaant a meme channel fight club resurgence
shaking my headdd..
This being false cus there was a reason
per request
why
does that mean trans people live in transylvania?
thats how i act when my buddy turns on that scoobee doo
Yes. I am dracula .
Guess whos back
me ?
No
Me?
I have none... share
it's a weekly subscription
Comedy
Me IM AN UNCLE
FIRE
Man see funny Man laugh end of the story Doesn't have to be a political statement
Federal agent.
Lmao
Actually now that I think about it offensive humor is sometimes a tad bit too much
Sometimes its funny sometimes it's downright hateful
I disrespectfully disagree
Its all about perspective
A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
A realist sees the freight train
And the train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Also beammp vrc meetup when lol
whats your perspective on this
well fed
i just spit out my drink
:3
front
isometric
avg beam mp vc
thats something a furry would ask
why dont you come find out whether youre right or wrong
or are you afraid youre gonna be wrong?
I thought your pfp + the decoration was vriska for a moment

those are the hooves?
iFunny.co watermark based af...
I forgot this server tags the f word
are we like all 9 years old or something
okay well I would hope not considering the post above lmAO
im sure thats like mad funny if I could read that
straight edging that fire, not even playing with it
no please don't show us your blinding lights
tmg86 muted moder04 for 3 days. Reason: nsfw
well why you there then :)
-warn 1492410463575609435 memes too close to nsfw
cleverkea2.0 has been warned, this is their first warning.
record level cortisol spike
then my discord crashed as if that was a subtle foreshadowing 😔
open memes and its like all borderline stuff
What did i miss now?
real 😔
typical average day in beammp discord meme channel
use your imagination or something

can we do that to people here and maybe this place too
Tell me the amount i should swipe down in my meme folder and then a number between 1-4 and ill send it unless itd get me banned
2 times 2
-# no don't multiply those numbers
4
You can go higher i have 1856 items in that folder
bro asked for instructions, got instructions, then intentionally didn't follow the instructions

any kid be like
928, I pick that number because it's in the middle so you have to scroll the most amount regardless and can't cheat it by just search from oldest or whatever
I'm slightly evil
good enough ig
sacrificing future generation is crazy quote
he saved one but lost two 🗿
Bad news at work today 😕
George Orwell wrote of this.
not my bmw
i raise to you: my memes folder
Well hey, it makes a nice bridge
yes
but it was tolerable?
It's Chinese communist party Friday 🥳 🎉
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E?si=MqI8armKV_powxfl
The second part where the woman is singing is called
Yanbian people love chairman Mao
lyrics:
eshang pajang hongya hong tong tonge
shinjong ditajang she Mao Zedonge.
Khali da women de ji pange
djengi pang shentang ja suo ju ren.
Hiyahi zu joh
jaja zu joah
djengi pang shentang ja suo ju ren.
Jeshang pajang hongya hong tong tong...
wich mem was it?
multiple
What is a more mellow version of the meme-ish song #BrooklynBloodPop? I swear I heard it somewhere (maybe even here), but I can find it anywhere on google. The melody is slightly different iirc, but same sorta thing. It's killing me
type of stuff that makes me say "hell yeah!"
lol
what is it it doesn't working on mobile
tf
calm yo freak 😭 🙏 🥀
What
Just Smell the perfume
armpit
I like how electricity can't even dream of harming him but a pair of scissors and he's gone
this looks awful and beautiful at the same time and idk why
RAMNGO ?
TWIRAM ?
RAMINGO 😂 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 💀
Oh man.
Was about to Post a meme to the russian guy
Anyway, since I already have it here...
LoL
i need this in my life
just smell it bro
💀
sorry had to use something to cover the offensive meme
Love the sopranos brainrot
on the opposite end of the sopranos memes you got these lol
did you?
I tried my best
gem
bbeen cry laugihng over this ddumbass line delive ry from mafia 2 for over five minutes now
its so unserious dude i love tuhis
"What tthe fock"
No question mark
No exclamation mark
Just a pure neutral phrase
"wwhat the fowck,,"
I remember being taught how they in a way isn't two different types of bonds, more like different end of a single spectrum of bond, let's not even talk about if it's right or wrong, why tf school just teach you somethign then one year they hit you with the 'oh, you remember that? it's all wrong, now you gotta forget everything and replace it with something completely new instead'
jeremy must have wrote that
the V8 smoke adaptor isn't enough for the hardcore chainsmokers this be what they doing, it ain't even for the nicotine any more
who's messing with me lol🥲
before and before
Beammp hacker (repost)
There is a good line in the comments. It's not red vs blue, it's rich vs you!

Why is bro looking at me like this?
Flex tape superior
Yes
he knows what you did.
gotta love it
forgot the apparent ability to reduce your dick size by 3 inches
I signed up for the closed beta, fingers crossed. 🤞 😇
I guess so
I think they just tried to make hantavirus a buzzword
learn something new everyday
gng who made this
idk what I should be afraid of more
the fire ants somehow surviving that
or the mf filming and their imagination
the voice delivering it makes me giggle haha it brings me joy
🥹
the ants will treat this as a biblical punishment and will write about it in the coming millennias
sir yes sir
Is that choese?
LOL
i think he secretly hates fire ants guys
🥺 😢

i recognize that number plate... best not go to argentina!
does it have a brake light on the dashboard?
Omg i didnt even look at it
it's a subtle detail that most people would miss
'you cant be physically harmed if you dont physically exist' ahh plane
Is it even possible to mod forza?
I thought modding was dead in modern racing games
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we must kirk krafton im afraid
no two ways about it
they want to kill us all
Proof?
I was quoting lyrics I forgot that low-key makes me sound schizophrenic
lowkey funny ass lyric to come out of an israeli band btw
im a white bunn y..
Naw, u too violent
I wish but no ☹️
bite the curb😡
big bens strongest soldier
it was then that he felt true fear for the first time
It's so shit
LOL
I like the old guy (not even rudely looking but) inquisitively looking like "so he's doing that then...Really??" 😂
i got the one thats just the nword😭
How tf did he even get his head thru there
motor magik
Me when
me when
Me when
me when
Coworker
uwu
UwU
owo
uwu
owo
😔
Amongus
||ඞ||
I love that ❤️
stealing in progress...
Get the idiots who suck at driving off the road so I can be the ultimate idiot driver
Get this guy off the road
Hello Chicken Soup
Bonjour
It is long overdue
there is no such thing as overdue
0.4 took much longer than any other update to come out
Maybe those are the wrong words, I just mean they had a consistent rollout and this one is taking much longer.




