#Unique Death Messages from Acolyte based on what you died to

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Upon dying to an enemy in the ancient dungeon, the Acolyte could say some special things based on what you died to!
-# idea stolen from @zealous torrent
Dying to a slime:
"Adventurer #x met their oh so timely demise to one of the Ancient Dungeon's slimes. Their corpse appears to have melted on touch."

Dying to a Plant Projectile
"Adventurer #x has met their end in the Ancient Dungeon, they were gunned down by a <plant type>, the acidic bullets appear to have burnt the skin..."

Dying to a Zombie
"Adventurer #x was mauled to death by one of the Ancient Dungeon's Zombies. Of all the things they could POSSIBLY lose their life to..."

Dying to a Bat
"BAH! A BAT?? SERIOUSLY??? Adventurer #x will mean NOTHING to the Grand Library if THAT'S how they went out!"

Dying to King Slime
"I'm not sure I want to jot this one down... thieir corpse has been mangled beyond recognition... May the <adventurer count>th adventurer rest peacefully..."

Dying to Deranged Adventurer
"Adventurer #x is uhm... let's just say... not in the right headspace. Literally. This beast knocked their head right off like a football!"

Dying to any enemy within Infested Dungeon
"Adventurer #x has met their end to one of the many denizens of the Infested Dungeon. Their corpse has turned blood red, and their mouth has mushrooms growing out of it. Safe to say I'm glad I'M not down there!"

someone else can write the rest of these im bored asf lmao

blazing widget
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Dying to the pt: “adventure #x lost their footing and fell down into the deep pits… safe to say they will never be seen again”

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zealous torrent
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Dying to any crystal spike:
Adventurer x appears to have been impaled on a rather sharp, but lustrous object. I would say that they’d make a nice decoration in the grand library, but I would rather remain here in the safety of my documents and whatnot

blazing widget
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Packrat/bloodshot/statues/heart locks: “adventure #x got too greedy and paid the ultimate price…”

zealous torrent
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Dying to Possessed Axe:
Adventurer X has been found in the dungeon with one less head, 2 less arms, 2 less legs, and a missing body part that I will not begin to describe. I must say it’s impressive the precision these nifty axes have

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Possessed Armor:
That was nothing short of a pitiful display of swordplay. Adventurer X has been sliced to pieces as a result of their foolish example of a swordsman

brisk vapor
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Dying to Ms. Merchant:
Adventurer blank died trying to steal from a merchant and was given a free karma card.

zealous torrent
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This is seriously so much fun lol

brisk vapor
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Lol

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Dying by giving up.

Adventurer #_ spontaneously had a heart attack and died, what a pity.

zealous torrent
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Death from any laser: Adventurer X has been turned into a pile of ash from being burnt to a crisp. Such a shame that they didnt have a mirror on them

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I like this, it really goes to show how many ways the dungeon claims its victims

brisk vapor
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Dying by phase 3 beast:

Adventurer #_ stood boldly in the beasts way and was killed like a deer to a fireball. (Could be reworked to something else.

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God I never realized just many ways you can die in this game until actually making lines for it.

zealous torrent
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Arrow Trap:
Adventurer X could not have been more negligent of the booby traps in the dungeon. Now they are dead, with an arrow straight through the skull

zealous torrent
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What about death by spikes?

brisk vapor
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Uhhhhhhhhh

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Yeah idk

zealous torrent
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Here I’ll try

molten lantern
zealous torrent
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Spikes:
Turns out you can’t just waltz around in the Ancient Dungeon all willy nilly. Adventurer X has made the bold decision to not look down and ended up with a thousand holes punctured into them

molten lantern
brisk vapor
molten lantern
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yeah

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adventurer found dead after getting gangrushed by 15 phaseslims

blazing widget
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Dying to a skeleton references the hunter in some way

brisk vapor
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Spike trap death: apparently the tiny holes in the ground weren't a dead giveaway for Adventurer _, hopefully others take notice of this.

worldly phoenix
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Death for ng+ and so on. Adventurer X has had a long and rough journey through the great ancient dungeons and feld after ( X amounts of new games ) go arounds may the adventure rest in the eternal darkness of the vast ruins

zealous torrent
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Miner Skeleton:
“Is that a pickaxe lodged into the cranium of Adventurer X? What an unfavorable way to go”

molten lantern
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death to the crystals

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“Adventurer XXXX was found slowly being corrupted by the crystals, filling every crook and carnny.”

proud thorn
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" Looks like that skeleton had a bone to pick with Adventurer X. Too bad they can't speak skeleton. Oh well...

vale cipher
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When you die by picking up a relic

“It would appear that one of the Ancient Dungeon’s relics has caused adventurer number #x to meet their demise. How unfortunate.

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dying by a modded relic

“Adventurer #x has died due to picking up an unknown relic. Seemingly, one of the relics have mutated from the dungeon. This will be noted.”

dying by a modded relic for the second time (has to be same mod!!)

“Hmm. It would appear adventurer #x would’ve died by a relic, however similarly to before, the relic seems to be mutated by an outside force. Truly, very peculiar.”

dying by a modded relic for the third and last time

“Adventurer #x had died to, yet another, mutated relic. So far, mutated relics have caused # amount of deaths. I fear there is some sort of reality warping entity mutating these relics. I will look more into this… soon. For now, I just have to keep gathering information.

zealous torrent
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Fly:
Adventurer X has perished whilst roaming the depths of the dungeon. To a fly. A FLY. I could not even think of a better joke if I wanted to. I hope the next idiot actually has the decency to die with dignity the next time they enter the dungeon

proud thorn
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The Swarm nest:
Adventurer X has managed to achieve what any other idiot could not; they died… by touching a fly nest? Such an amazing act of idiocracy and recklessness should receive an award of some kind. But alas, I am not one to study stupidity. Hopefully the next person will be of more use…

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Acid:
The sewers seem to have been so filthy, almost anything that comes from the specimens there are toxic. So toxic in fact, that it seems to have melted Adventurer X into nothing

proud thorn
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Giving up in the section you get put in after defeating the beast

adventurer x was teleported out by the beast... then died on the spot. I guess they're faint of heart, and the beast is pretty scary...

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Killing yoself in the section you get put in after defeating the beast without giving up

Why did they do this? How did they do this? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Whatever they were doing was stupid, and I'm glad that Adventurer X died, because I'd be scared of what they'd do upon being released back into society.

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-# I think you can only do this with Orobouros needle at the moment, but you can also fall out of the map & be teleported back to The Cradle, and throw yourself in pits untill you die.

zealous torrent
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Im trying to think about what to do for dying to ghosts

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But I cant think of one at the moment

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:(

proud thorn
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well

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three

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but

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Dying to a ghost for the first time without having beaten a ghost before

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Adventurer X has died to some sort of... Spirit? Spectral being? Ethereal being? Who knows. All I've seen is that it was blue, translucent, and violent. I'll study it to see what this strange foe is.

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Dying to a ghost for the second time without having beaten a ghost before

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With my studies, I have deduced that Adventurer Y has died to a ghost, and the strange being that Adventurer X died to was also a ghost. Why these ghosts are violent towards the adventurers and what they were in their past lives are up to speculation.

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Dying to a ghost 3+ times without haven beaten a ghost before

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Adventurer X has died to a ghost. Hopefully the next adventurer to come across these violent ghosts can hopefully wrangle one of them and maybe try to even communicate. What will happen next is unknown, but it's exciting to think what would happen after!

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Dying to a ghost

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Adventurer X has died to a violent ghost. Hopefully the next adventurer to come across this angry spirit can calm it down.

molten lantern
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give my man adventurer X a break

vale cipher
proud thorn
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they're just basic variables lmao

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but where my goats adventurers a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v and w

vale cipher
molten lantern
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“Adventurer Spirit has perished to Sgt.Sillypants while playing SEWH”

proud thorn
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-# I killed Spirit a couple other times too...