Tinfoil Hat

[wind bison]

Drastically Increases All Characteristics However Your Stats And Relics Are No Longer Tracked Correctly (This Includes Health Coins And Keys) (Other Players Will Not Be Able To See Your Accurate Health Bar Coins And Keys)

[languid elbow]

That's funny

[wet leaf]

Yes

Then the aliens won’t be able to find me

This is just what I need

[green laurel]

Yes this is needed

[loud bluff]

But make it vanish upon death