POV: You let them cook

[amber ridge]

imagine alpha also cant cook like lucia but she pretended that she can

or do we even need to imagine it?

[crisp gyro]

They share root M.I.N.D so yeah, it can be possible

[harsh kindle]

Mama mia, Lucia, this is not how you cook, now lemme show you the true power of a chef

*messes up instantly

[clear wind]

They could probably somehow accidentally reinvent Greek fire

Fire that burns on water

[tulip fjord]

my guy, thats called oil

and also yes, they 100% will start a grease fire

[clear wind]

No its something different

[tulip fjord]

yeah but its the same idea

[clear wind]

Greeks would throw jars of Greek fire like Canonballs

[tulip fjord]

also thats prob where the original myth came from

[clear wind]

Hmm

[tulip fjord]

some dude saw fire burning on top of water

[clear wind]

Nah they would totally invent Greek fire

[tulip fjord]

and thought "THAT HAS TO BE THE WORK OF THE GODS"

or smthn

[clear wind]

Alpha would accidentally stoke it with some punishing virus

[tulip fjord]

similarly to how will-o-wisps were derived

btw it was just natural gas getting set on fire that people thought looks like spirits or smthn