#sky-memes | Sky: Children of the Light | Page 291

steel jay Mar 30, 2020, 12:20 AM

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Hey skybot

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Welphe gon sneep

pastel trench Mar 30, 2020, 12:28 AM

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signal jetty Mar 30, 2020, 12:29 AM

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More like my bank account

pastel trench Mar 30, 2020, 12:32 AM

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Pfft true

wet anvil Mar 30, 2020, 12:32 AM

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Bro

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r e l a t a b l e

pastel trench Mar 30, 2020, 12:34 AM

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jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 12:58 AM

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delicate pine Mar 30, 2020, 1:02 AM

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skybot

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 1:02 AM

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yeah?

delicate pine Mar 30, 2020, 1:03 AM

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look at @jagged stag, they are plotting to kill you

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 1:10 AM

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SkyBot

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skybot

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skybot

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skybot !krill me

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 1:10 AM

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oof

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 1:10 AM

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oof

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!krill @soft rover hehe

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 1:10 AM

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That's a dirty trick, @rugged sparrow, and I'm not falling for it

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skyattn sqwarlockDed 𝐧 𝐲 𝐚 𝐡 < 𝟑 skyattn skyattn

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summoned by @rugged sparrow

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:23 AM

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I don’t know where else to put this but I thought it was funny, a review of sky on the AppStore

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digital swan Mar 30, 2020, 1:27 AM

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Crownvar been destroyed

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:27 AM

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And the amount of bad reviews just complaining about Eden... SkyCry they missed the point and it’s so sad

digital swan Mar 30, 2020, 1:29 AM

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it's like they've never played a game where you ||do it all over again and again and again to get more upgrades each time.||

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 1:29 AM

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i bet they only played for 5 minutes

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:30 AM

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There’s a bunch of others that say it’s a boring game that just looks pretty

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But this review is my favorite by far

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I love whoever writes the developer responses

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:33 AM

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Are they the same ppl who do the Wendy's roasting tweets?

mighty minnow Mar 30, 2020, 1:33 AM

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lol

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why do people even roast wendy's

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:35 AM

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Not what I meant, ppl say mean things about Wendys so Wendy's roasts the people back on twitter and it's the funniest thing ever, very similar in sass here

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 1:35 AM

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i’m guessing TGC is the new Wendy’s roasts

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:35 AM

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God I love sassy people

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We need more sassy developer responses!

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:36 AM

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Sadly most the responses are just “we’ll look into this issue and consider it etc etc” but there are a few good ones

jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 1:37 AM

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Me and my irl friend convinced our other irl friend to download Sky. What then happened is they just got stuck on forest and said that she was just playing for the pretty view pCry

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:37 AM

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SkyLOL

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:37 AM

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And it seems like they avoid saying that you ||die in eden|| so all the people complaining that it’s too hard and they failed they just say “keep going through the darkness haha!”

jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Also I’m still super mad at the quest master for ignoring me completing my gift quest

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Awww

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Did you send a heart

jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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NOW I JUST WASTED THREE CANDLES ON NOTHING

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Noooo

jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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AND I DONT THINK THEY EVEN RECEIVED IT

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Quest master?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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questgiver

jagged stag Mar 30, 2020, 1:38 AM

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The one who gives quests

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Yea

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:39 AM

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Who?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 1:39 AM

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this ain’t dungeons and dragons so sadly we don’t have a dungeon master : )

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:39 AM

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Never heard of those

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 1:39 AM

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the person standing in front of the portal

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:39 AM

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Oooooh ok

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:42 AM

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also I’ve seen 2 reviews saying that they copied journey... stickerGloomy

bleak tree Mar 30, 2020, 1:42 AM

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Imagine a skykid combine unit

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 1:46 AM

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A very angry reviewer

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:52 AM

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If only he gave a justifying reason pSquint

bleak tree Mar 30, 2020, 1:52 AM

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Probably another reviewer troll

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 1:54 AM

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If only I could add the Cardi B what is the reason meme 😢

dusk surge Mar 30, 2020, 1:59 AM

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[ ANGR ]

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:03 AM

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No talk me Im angy

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:07 AM

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Grrr 😡😡🤯

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:07 AM

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I’ve seen several reviews talking about how there’s so many evil in-app purchases but from my experience that’s not even true. Kudos to TGC for releasing a beautiful free mobile game that can be completed without purchases, just a lot of work
And without even having advertisements

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:07 AM

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^

urban canopy Mar 30, 2020, 2:07 AM

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^^

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oh

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I was too slow

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;-;

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:08 AM

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I’ll delete mine so it works for you

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:08 AM

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Rather spend mons on this game than a cheap shooter

urban canopy Mar 30, 2020, 2:08 AM

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:D

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:08 AM

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Reading bad reviews can be entertaining

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:08 AM

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@low wharf Thank you for sharing these beautiful developer responses with the world. 👏

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:10 AM

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Most fit into the following categories:

eden is Hard
boring artsy game
a bug that’s been fixed since they left the review
I can’t figure out how to play

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:11 AM

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-eden is hard

|| GIT GUUD ||

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:11 AM

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i bet those guys only see the world in one perspective and don’t learn from experiences

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most boring kind of humans in the world skdbdjdbndf

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:12 AM

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There are a few that weren’t like that

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Including this one that calls the game witchcraft for some reason (the developer response isn’t really funny here, sorry guys :( )

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:13 AM

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Witchcraft 😳

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:13 AM

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witchcraft??

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man that’s weird

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:13 AM

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The real ignorance 😎

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:13 AM

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they didn’t even spell ascension right

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do they even know what witchcraft is

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the meme channel is starting to turn into a roast channel btw SkyLOL

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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I don’t know where else it would fit lol

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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we’re just talking about the funny reviews being left

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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Me when i accession

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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We need a roast channel

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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Bruh witchcraft isn’t anything like this game lmao I

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:14 AM

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There was also this one and I have no idea what they’re trying to say

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“Make us can kill edyn”

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:16 AM

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I have read those reviews, some of them are so stupid! One person was complaining about how the first and second level were hard, like WHAT? how can they be hard? They are literally filled with instructions

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:16 AM

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I saw that too

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There’s some people that talk about there not being enough instructions and getting lost

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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“This game have some missions Impossible like getting tge puppy ans one puppy?” -kind of shut, September 27

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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This game have some missions impossible like getting the puppy and once puppy? That’s...what can i say? Just update and more spirits more wings beautiful wings like in moves make us can kill edyn all players love end not like your end thats’s...ugly it’s haven’t soul of game please make it better and bigger

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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Also multiple ppl were mad ||they lost all their wings in Eden, like dude, that's like the whole point||

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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King*

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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I’d put a spoiler on that Hunter

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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ˆ

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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Sorry

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:17 AM

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You can just tell they didn’t keep playing after that... pls bro just keep going SkyCry SkyCry

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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Someone gave a one star rating saying "when is it available on Apple TV"

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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i’ll take all these reviewers leaving bad reviews on the game

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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Dude this is a video game not a tv show

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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Thanks King of shut for the review

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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and i’ll rehabilitate them to appreciate a beautiful game : >

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:18 AM

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I saw that too hunter

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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a baby what

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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Sky is a game for babies and hipsters

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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Lol

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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Baby hipster

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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that doesn’t make sense but i’m laughing

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:19 AM

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At least learn proper English before leaving a useless stupid review

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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I wonder what king of shut is doing right now

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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XD

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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are there more

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i must seee

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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Yeah

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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woo yeah

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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and we as the sky community will decide their fate

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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Yes, there are always more.. King of shut’s descendants and ancestors are still in there...

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:20 AM

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but so far they all need therapy and english classes

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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A lot of them are about what happens after eden and I don’t feel like putting spoilers on the images stickerGloomy

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Here this guy
"Why are there so many good reviews on this game? They are all fake. This game is so hard to play and navigate, Y'all need to at least give us a proper tutorial"

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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I saw that

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Topple the monarchy of shut

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Like dude the first 3 levels are all tutorials

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Is there a queen of shut?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:21 AM

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the first 3 levels are tutorials maybe they need a full on 180 page handbook

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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Probably, and a prince and princess of shut, and so on.

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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Duke of shut

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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Duchess of shut

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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||But like seriously how can you go through the amazing pretty dramatic flying scene after eden and NOT think you finished the game||

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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can we name ourselves the hierarchy of shut

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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"Why do you have to start over when you die, I hate this game, I cried over it when I died... 😢"

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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There’s so many reviews like that aaa

mighty minnow Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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so im here watching yall roast these reviews

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and

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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Yes, heirarchy of shut sounds wonderful

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:22 AM

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PPL ARE SO STUPID

mighty minnow Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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🖐🍿👀

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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I almost cried when my homies died 😔

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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Where’s my memes pSkyPeek

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SkyLook

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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we’re making memes rai

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we’re roasting bad reviews on Sky

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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Meme machine broke

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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The ppl writing bad reviews are living memes

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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Indeed

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:23 AM

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rai: can i get uhhhhh meme
meme channel: meme machine broke

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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I changed my name

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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Ah hes

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yes*

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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“y u hav 2 start over smh my head I work so hard”

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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OGGIE THE KING OF SHUT

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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Tis a wonderful name

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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BOW DOWN TO THEM

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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bowing down to the king

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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CAN I GET A MEME? CAN I PLEASE GET A MEME

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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did anyone who left the reviews say they played until what realm

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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Nope

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They either finished the game or played for 5 minutes

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:24 AM

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According to a livestream, most new players drop off around valley

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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Why

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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or 5 min prolly let’s be honest

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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W h yy

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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hmmm who’s queen of shut then

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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And there’s also a few people who get the blue cape from valley thinking it’s the beta cape and leave a bad review based on that

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Two people said that

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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ur mom @analog rain

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:25 AM

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Yeah lol

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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Oof

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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I mean I can see why they thought that

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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my mom is the queen of taking care of me sorry you don’t have the same privileges

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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There was someone saying the controls were too complicated, like how? There are only two controls?

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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ur mom a p good mom then

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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I know

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There was someone who said you needed an analog stick and a 30-button controller to play

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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Honking included

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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there’s only 2 things to control jshdjdbdb

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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Yeah like wth

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:26 AM

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Not their exact words but I’ll try to find them and screenshot again

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

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It's 8 bottom controller

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Botton

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

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Thanks hunter

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I don’t get how people think it’s complicated control-wise but when I got my grandma to play she had a lot of trouble trying to move and fly at the same time so idk

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

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can’t you even hook up an actual controller

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

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Wow that’s a lot of conversation and not enough memes SkyLook

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:27 AM

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8 bottom controllers make the rockin' world go round

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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more bad reviews pl e a se

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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Memes are now out of sight 😿

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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!thememetheme

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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[One Star] Deleted!!!

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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!picspoiler

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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To spoiler tag a picture, click the “Mark as spoiler” box when you upload it (desktop), or rename the file name to begin with “SPOILER_”. On iOS export image to the Files app > rename > share to Discord.

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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Nowhere to be found! The memes!

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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Meem

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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memes please

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Im starving

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:28 AM

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okay hold on I gotta spoiler some of the reviews

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:29 AM

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Hey look! New meme theme SkyTada

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:29 AM

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Yaaaay SkyYay

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:29 AM

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i only have wholesome memes that aren’t sky related sorry : (

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:29 AM

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then share some halfsome sky memes

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:29 AM

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pOhReally

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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I have Oreo appreciation meme do you wish to see

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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but we don't allow nonesome memes here

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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Can we have a group for funny bad reviews that make no sense?

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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Oreo!

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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imagine being a m o t h amirite fellow sky pro gamers

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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bad reviews are welcome here

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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pHelloOreo

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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Funny bad reviews right?

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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skybot said so

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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who, me?

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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YAY I DID IT

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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Yes u

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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yes you, dummy

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:30 AM

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Mean :(

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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Too bad if u don’t you get Oreo love anyways 👊😔

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low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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||“I accidentally went into the rebirth door”||

broken loom Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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the rebirth door

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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|| 😳 ||

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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ok sorry it too long for me to spoil the pic the topic changed

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:31 AM

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please fix the part where it does the thing that makes it a good game!

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:32 AM

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Sobs,,

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:32 AM

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reminds me of journey. rage quit when the screen went white

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:33 AM

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I guess you didn’t try enough?

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:33 AM

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“Well at least I tried”

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:33 AM

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"we have found the issue" lol ~~the issue is you are dense~~

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:34 AM

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Whoever writes the responses, hats of to ya lol

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:34 AM

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Sometimes I feel like that’s what they want to say

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:34 AM

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Maybe you should have used the money for a brain?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:35 AM

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Spent Monyee on gaem stickerGloomy

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:35 AM

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I wouldn’t be surprised if this just became an official roasting channel

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:36 AM

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Sky AppStore reviews channel

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:36 AM

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I cry too it’s ok

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:36 AM

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F

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:36 AM

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You most have been drunk or something, games don’t just appear on your phone, it’s not MAGIC

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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Huh

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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LMAO AHHAHAHAHA

graceful arrow Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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SkyTada Magic!

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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SKY JUST SUDDENLY EXISTS IN YOUR PHONE

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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(crop please) but yeah, that one's classic

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 2:37 AM

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“Suspect”

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:38 AM

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Maybe you are the one with the problem and not the game

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torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:38 AM

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SUSPECT giccix

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:39 AM

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Its super are to control

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:39 AM

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Super Are!

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:39 AM

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super are pWow

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:39 AM

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please finish the game SkyDeepBow

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pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:40 AM

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You may be too old to feel anything lady

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:40 AM

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bet they only went through half of isle

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 2:40 AM

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Boring music, have they even gone through eden?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:40 AM

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Ok boomer

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:41 AM

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IDHDJDBDHDBD

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we say ok elder here

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:41 AM

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Sorry im a normie 😔

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:41 AM

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stickerOK

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:41 AM

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I play on an iPad and it’s fine, and it’s not levels sir

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:42 AM

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What.

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I MOVED LEFT SO I LOST 10 LEVELS!!!1!1 !

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:42 AM

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Lmao

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:42 AM

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git gud

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:42 AM

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Lamp

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:42 AM

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I MOVED ONE PIXEL AND LOST ALL MY LEVELS I AM MAD

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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GRRRR

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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git gud scrub

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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And then I sat there and got to level 0

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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Not possible sir are you sure you played it right?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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I flew and dieded

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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Giving up the game in forest.... stickerGloomy

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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i crawled and died

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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Top 10 speedrunners

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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LMAO 15 MINUTES

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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#1

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAH

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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Bruh

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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I think they "finished" at the end of isle

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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FINSIEHDJDBDB

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:43 AM

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Eden takes me an hour like WHAT

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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i’m dying fridmdlaughter

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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If you “finish” it that fast you’re just skipping everything

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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The point of the game is to have a playground you have a frik ton of stuff to do

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Like Minecraft

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A sandbox

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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i bet they only finished isle

spare sail Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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Lol it took me hours to finish the six levels and two weeks to get the courage to go to eden

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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Buildin huts in sky

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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Same

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:44 AM

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I went through all the areas except Eden on my first day but I sure as hecc didn’t finish it

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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I’m still building up the courage to go to eden oof

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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My favorite part of the game is how I have to keep going back to find spirits and different areas and other things I didn’t even know existed my first time through

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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Do it

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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I don’t think this ginger should exist if he doesn’t realize the game constantly reminds you how to check your goal and destination

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restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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I’ve timed it it takes about 2 and a half to 3 hours to just go through all the levels

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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Bruh

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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You bet i went to eden on my first day,
|| because i have no social life and am obsessed with this game please help me ||

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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Please do it awkward

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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LMAO GINGER

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:45 AM

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Yea, I should

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Gotta find to time tho

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*the

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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I tried eden my first day but I got lost and then I got scared and didn’t try again until a few days kater

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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It even zooms in on the Eden mountain at the end of isle (I think)

torn jolt Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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I think the point of there being no push to finish in a given amount of time, or to complete all objectives to complete the game is the whole Point of the game pThink

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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And today I have been playing sky for 1 werk

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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Even when I was a moth I knew that was the goal of the game

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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The goal is to get STACKED ON COSMETICS AND FLEX ON THE NEW PLAYERS

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YeaAH

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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I’ve done Eden twice and now I wanna do it again it’s so much fun

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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Do you guys want more or should I stop?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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GIT GUD AND F LE X

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more please

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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MoAR

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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I love the reviews hunter

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:46 AM

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It’s not too hard to figure out what to do, you just gotta be inquisitive enough

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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I've been playing sky since jan 2018, so I'm living proof: there's no goal or objective

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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you’re living proof

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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You’re living

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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Exhibit A

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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Patient 0

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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Maybe you are just not fighting hard enough

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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EXHIBIT A

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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if there were an objective, I'd be done by now

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:47 AM

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Better not say patient 0 lmao

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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^

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Lmao

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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alex is the first witness to be called to court if the discord suddenly has a court session about sky

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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The responder for all of the reviews is a glorious human being

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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I call the witness to the stand

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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Yes

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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Tell us your testimony

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:48 AM

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Excuse me sir this is a video game not a tv show

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lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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This reminds me of someone complaining on a review that they couldn't get by only on ads

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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sir this is a video game

jade valve Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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ummm... it's not on apple tv

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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And had to pay 2$ for a season pass

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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what do they mean

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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Thank you for the insightful review, Andres_Hayes21

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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I mean, the early showings did make it look like it was on Apple TV

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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Game experience RUINED by other players

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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That name though

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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Maybe YOU are the boring one

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pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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Bruh

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:49 AM

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Bruh

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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i do not like the sight of other human beings besides myself

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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Jump button?

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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I have a bruh emote on a server but I don't have nitro so have this

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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What?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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only i can play the game

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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WHAT JUMP BUTTON, RYAN?

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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bruh

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT RYAN

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:50 AM

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The whole point is to play with friends, not be alone like you sir

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Ignore them

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Lol

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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pEyes

floral slate Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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🇧 🇷 🇺 🇭

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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=_=

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Some spirits require players lol

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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walter

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Bruh moments numero uno

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Yea lmao

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Gl getting them offline

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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Momento*

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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The advertisement for the game is literally dominated by playing with friends and online... and you want to play alone

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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it is a social game

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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pThink

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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why are you swimming.

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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He’s special like that

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:51 AM

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did they even read the description

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WHY ARE YOU SWIMMING

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:52 AM

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Huh?

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:52 AM

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The ASSSSSSSESSSSSSS in the real world dont download either, what do you want me to do huh?!

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:52 AM

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Wh

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:52 AM

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Lmao

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This is a glorious train wreck

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:52 AM

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I, too, am unloaded

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:53 AM

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i’m crying these reviews keep getting better

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:53 AM

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Sometimes it’s hard to do anything with 2 brain cells but it’s ok

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:53 AM

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Gidence

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:53 AM

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How is there no guidance

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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It’s a literal exploration game, what do YOU want to do??

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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Its not guidance ita gidence

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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Yes

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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I so much as glance the opposite way of the goal and it reminds me to tap if I’m lost

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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There is no gidence there is guidance though do you want that sir?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:54 AM

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GET STACKED ON CAPES AND FLEX

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:55 AM

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I- you don’t need to get the winter musician pack lol also git gud.

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:55 AM

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Wht

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YOU CAN FLY

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:55 AM

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Wut

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I swear

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:55 AM

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I don’t even know what to say anymore

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pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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They literally said they would only keep sky for A YEAR

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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You’re not supposed to—-

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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why is their biggest complaint that it’s creepy

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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And technically you can——

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WAIT HE DIED IN THE HIDDEN FOREST

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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we’ve run out of gidence sir, would you prefer guidance instead?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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LMAO

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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Lol

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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That sounds like a you problem? Also you don’t have to use real money?

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bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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“You can’t fly into the clouds what the heck?” Bruh this is a mobile game they can’t make it a huge open world game or it would burn the phone

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 2:56 AM

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Can we make that a meme

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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it- it IS

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bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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B r u h

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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H

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Huh

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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It is abundantly clear

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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??

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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the game: play with friends! make friendships online! Play with real people all over the world! Teamwork!
this person: ???!???????

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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Are you sonic?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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WTH IS A PERSON IVE NEVER SOCIALIZED BEFORE

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:57 AM

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“Micro transactions to make friends”

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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What

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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i’m dying

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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You can forge candles???

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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giys slow down

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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Huh??

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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wheeze

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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i can’t die from laughter right here

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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I bet you walk clueless in real life too

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low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:58 AM

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One of most stupid reviews I’ve ever read

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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Tap on yourself if lost
-popup that shows up literally always

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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Are you sure you are not satan?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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What

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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I can’t, the people who made these reviews only had two brain cells functioning

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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i bet username i alone is the most boring person on the face of this planet

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 2:59 AM

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How are the controls hard— u literally need 2 fingers

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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Omg hes so likeable

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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They’re literally the most intuitive and simple flight controls I’ve seen in a game

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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Yeah that’s like the whole point?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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Ok and?

bitter kernel Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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I just-

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:00 AM

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Wh

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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i think these people are illiterate

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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DUDE

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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It’s like with a tutorial they expect it to hold your hand and explain everything slowly like you’re a 5 year old

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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When I go through your mom it crashes

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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yeah

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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isle is literally a tutorial level
Prairie is hand holding you the way through
And hidden shows that you can get damaged

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:01 AM

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JSHDDBBHBDBDD

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OMG

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:02 AM

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F

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:02 AM

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Is “use your right hand to aim your camera” and “use your left hand to move” not enough

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:02 AM

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maybe they don’t have fingers

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let’s donate fingers to them

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and maybe some better brain cells

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:02 AM

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I don’t know what you are doing either, maybe read the directions?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:02 AM

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Even my lizard can move the screen

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Thats saying alot

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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even my subconscious can move the screen

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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Lol

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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I think your fingers were the ones who detached

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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also to the person saying they can’t stay in the air for more than 5 seconds

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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Someone hasn’t leveled up their CapeWhite

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:03 AM

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when your fingers just

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d e t a c h

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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Every game has bugs and glitches....

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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?

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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I am back with hopefully a good ish meme

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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You hear that? You aren’t allowed to release a game that isn’t perfect.

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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This isint beta dimwit

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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OMG GOLDDD

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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Lol

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New wallpaper

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:04 AM

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we ain’t here to listen to your petty mouth Kaung Myat Thu

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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I’m glad you guys like it 🙂

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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LMAO DID YOU USE MY LINE

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THANK YOU

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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Yes lmao

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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Can you control your body in real life sir?

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pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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Lmao

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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I think these people need to learn how to life

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:05 AM

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sir would you like a new vessel to control

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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He cant walk

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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Maybe it’s because they are from the same developers?

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pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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Lyst is very quotable

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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Adventure game = journey??

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🤔

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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MAM THIS GAME IS MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY THAT MADE JOURNEY MAM

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:06 AM

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Yeah lol

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:07 AM

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While there are some similarity’s it’s not the same game

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:07 AM

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I think there are quite a few distinctions between sky and journey

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:07 AM

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yeah

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:07 AM

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I don’t think you are playing the game right, have you tried unplugging your brain and putting it back?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:07 AM

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Ehh ok
Free candles

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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have you tried unplugging your neurons

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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Ascending very time you get like 3-5 normal candles... sir-

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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But you get eden candles

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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Another quote from Lyst lmao

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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Sooo

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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The whole point of eden is to get ascended candles...

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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you shouldn’t they this game

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pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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I never did that before, how do you BOY all the hearts?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:08 AM

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Thats a mask sir.

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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customer support how may we help you?

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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Hearts are hard to get tho

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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~~good grammar there sir~~

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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^

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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It’s not even a new thing for a character to have a mask

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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I have no friends B)

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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Oof

mild field Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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seriously guys

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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Is confusing good graphics but you shouldn’t they this game

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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Ikr

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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Yes

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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i love grammar

mild field Mar 30, 2020, 3:09 AM

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you guys are going from mocking ridiculous comments to just shaming every 3 or lower stars comments

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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Even me dying? Are you sure we are playing the same game?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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Mocking ridiculous comments

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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well they’re ridiculous

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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But I mean, these reviews aren’t constructive

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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sir have you heard of the game called LI F E

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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^

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:10 AM

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YOU DIE IN YOUR LIFE ARE YOU ALIVE SIR

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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Well they aren’t as funny as the 1 star ones satellar is right

mild field Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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they arent constructive but it's their opinion and they are entitled to that

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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Cant wait to die so i can get eden dollars

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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Sir I think your phone is just in soap

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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can’t wait toDIE AHHSHSHAHAP

mild field Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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the review is supposed to be how you feel about the game

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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Its a review not a forum nor survey

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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You right

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:11 AM

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hmmmm the phone is probably soap

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maybe they washed their phone

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too much soap

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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Soap?

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Sooap...

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Skykid needs a shower

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

#

im out

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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Bye

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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Cya

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

#

stickerHug

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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well i’ve seen a lot today

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cEllieSkyHeart

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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Are we playing the same game with the same map?

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:12 AM

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i now know most people are bad at using controls

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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You’re right, but it feels like all these reviews are the people pushing cylinders into rectangular holes

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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happy forest

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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sorry I started this

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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Happy forest, hidden forest bootleg

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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I do not recall such incident

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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Ive no-clipped several times
It just teleports you back to the map

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:13 AM

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I went through the forest floor once, it was fun

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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‘-‘

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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the reviews are like people trying to figure out a toddler’s shape puzzle box

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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Yeh lol

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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Exactly lol

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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If you press home while floating in the vault you fall through

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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There are some funny dev responses too

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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It’s fun

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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ikr

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

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What?

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:14 AM

#

what

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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Lololol

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

#

i

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

#

H

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

#

eha t

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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Pfft

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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That's hillarious

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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Someone actually reads the privacy policy?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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ARE WE PLAYING THE SAME GAME AS THEM

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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Im confused
Its for legal reasons dimwit

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Lol

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:15 AM

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did yall read the ToS

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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Nahhh brooo

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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They’re living in an alternate reality, where sky has those mom vs. dad mobile game ads

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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ohohoho you should read them

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LMAO JSHDJDBDVD

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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Oh no

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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I CAN’T REACH PINK COLOUR 😫😫😫😫

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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Bruh lmao

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:16 AM

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There is a pink cape

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

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Yea

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

Dad gets stacked mom gets killed by krill.
Dad gets killed by krill.

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

There is a setting for that mam

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

mam

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

Brh

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

+20 IQ for every spirit you get

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

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You have a sky ad with are you stupid over it while on a screen there's someone just walking into krills sight

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:17 AM

#

can we make a set of bootleg sky memes

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

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Lol

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

yEs

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

With the ad formats?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

Thats how mafia works

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

yes

#

all the ad formats

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

Lets go

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

it’s what the devs chose?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

Permadeath?

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

https://www.reddit.com/r/SkyGame/comments/e5lwsv/sometimes_i_love_the_developers_so_much/

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

Granite

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

You get rebirths

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

granite, this was my decision

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

Yeah, like how you take things for granite lol

#

Lolol

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

Such wow

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

Did yall click on mine?

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

Yea

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

i’m crying

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

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Lol

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

My biggest problem is with you, what are we gonna do about it?

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

HOW DID GRANTED TURN INTO GRANITE

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

Autocorrect is a monster ya know

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

Do I need to put a spoiler tag on a review

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

Gamemodes...

#

??

#

Why

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

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Idk

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

@analog rain apparently it's actually a common mustake people make

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

This

📎 mgAmojA_d.jpg

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

Lol

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

Go into the rebirth door

#

NOW

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:20 AM

#

also ario you currently aren’t experiencing the same game as us, it’s called Life and it’s 80 years long

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

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Oh yeah i remember that

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

Maybe it’s because you are still using an IPHONE 6

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weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

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There’s no way to accidentally enter eden lol

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

You can even teleport back home

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

git gud scrub

crisp ivy Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

xD

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

The guy who "accidentaly" went to eden past the point of no return

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

You can?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

It even tells you the point of no return

#

Yes

#

Before you save the children

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

they used it as an excuse

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Only before the point of no return right?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Yes

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Then why did you only give 3 stars? pSquint

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

next excuse would be that they lost all consciousness and woke up dead

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

pThink

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

And you can still go home after the point of no return but everything is locked

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

You can get the winged light back easy

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Ah

#

I see

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Thats how i cheat and get the hallway filled with light children and leave

#

B)

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

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Yea I did that too lmao

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

🤡 krillbody krillatail

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

lmao

#

can we have more memes

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

Yes

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

My 12 inch is also disappointed

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

Huh??

#

Im on ipad pro 12 inch and it runs PERFECTLY

#

dumb dumb

#

Thats a you problem lol

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

Hi?

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weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

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I’d say it’s better to play on an iPad, I’ve played on my friend’s phone and it was cramped

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

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Hi

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

stickerWave

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

LMAO

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

SkyWave

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

i managed to get 2 people download the game

#

but they dont like it

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

Oof

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

and my brother says its not a real game

#

😔

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

oOf

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Yellow person?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Technically it is lol

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

sir, that's an asian

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

OOF

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

LMAO

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Oof

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Bruh the game literally tells you to use the flight button

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

im a crying

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

^

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

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how dare you say i’m yellow

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

im yellow tho

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

In MY view, you just don’t know how to play

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pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

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By definition I am too lmao

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

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Your mad you can't turn around when the game said you couldn't

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

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well i ain’t i’m a moldy banana

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

Technically YES

#

😄

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

making fun of rediculous comments r great

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Can someone translate this?

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

uhhhhhhhh

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Uh

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

The only thing I’m getting is, bug

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

someone flex their knowlege

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or money

worldly timber Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Today I learned, many here have trouble remembering being completely new to the game

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

i’m not asian enough for this

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

ily all of my friends who are foreign, one person from china taught me how to recognize a few words. Very wholesome

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

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Gotta go now

#

Bye

solemn aspen Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

awww

#

bye btw!

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

see ya

pseudo nest Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

pSkyHeart stickerHug

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

today I learned that sky reviews are hilarious

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Cya awkward

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

also hello everyone :>

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

I’ll bump you when that happens 😉

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

today i learned that many people who have played sky are not very good at life

weary latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

Apple TV???

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

sir this is a video game

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

like thats such an odd and specific game

#

thing

#

not game

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:29 AM

#

Simply just find a new game?

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lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:29 AM

#

Anyone wanna see a stupid review in dms

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:29 AM

#

how bout you go and take a chill pill you educated ape

#

sure

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

like I can understand wanting Sky to be on like, the switch, but apple tv?

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

Sir this is a video game, not a horror movie

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cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

@lethal latch yes please

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

“i got to a scary part and was nope”

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

actually sky is rated 9+ and is under the themes of mild horror

#

so

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

:/

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

@nimble ginkgo did you know: sky was originally planned to be an apple TV exclusive

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

h o r r o r g a m e

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

wait really?

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

Yeah

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

huh

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:31 AM

#

It wasn’t

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

lmao i’m crying ral you have good sarcasm

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

It was supposed to release on Apple TV at launch but it wasn’t exclusive

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

📎 image0.png

#

I agree is ckrool

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

Ckrool

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

Not cruel

#

Ckrool

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

Ok

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

ok

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

ok

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

ok

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

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lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

Jah bruh

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

Bad
Bad game

rugged sparrow Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

Hmm

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

Life is confusing

📎 image0.png

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

0_) confused

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

I like how they had to say it twice

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:34 AM

#

📎 image0.png

#

Bruh moment

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:34 AM

#

now thats just sad

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:34 AM

#

Better graphics

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

DUDNSKSOSJAMAOAO

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

Age range? Is there something in game I dont know about?

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winter lintel Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

Im crying that one dude from a review above called the point of no return the rebirth door
I
Love that with a passion im calling it that now

paper ravine Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

@pliant topaz ig 9 year olds can’t have a little challenge

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

BOOMERS GET KILLED BY ROCKS

#

AGE RANGE

#

lets kill babies with rocks

#

B)

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

Ok zoomer

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

i’m crying

winter lintel Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

Petition to rename the point of no return the rebirth door

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

^

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

Hi, maybe you didn’t push hard enough?

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nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

yes

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

(Zoomer being the inverse of boomer)

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

th darkness

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

Yes

#

📎 image0.png

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Wow lol

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Stalker smh

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

this one is my favorite

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Cant even

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Stop followin em

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

This is supposed to be family friendly

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

why are these reviews so stupid they’re funny

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

I saw that one too lmao

winter lintel Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

THE ONE ABOVE IT

#

SAYS ITS A JOURNEY COPY

#

I CANT

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

blacky you’re too hard for me

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

Go back to wow or lol

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

I feel like my dad would write that review

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

I’m not supposed to find your brain

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

i’m crying do these guys even realise the company name

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

📎 image0.png

#

1- boundary
2- 😡😡

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

how are these people alive

#

how do they even

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

0 idea

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

go through their daily lif e

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

Maybe don’t have a gf?

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

Seems like the relationship wont last long

unkempt shoal Mar 30, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

lol u guys roasting these reviewers but wheres the memes hahha..

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

Meem

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

The reviewers are the memes

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

Mimi

#

Me me

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

mem

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

M

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

Your stupidity makes me bored

📎 image0.png

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

!thememetheme

scarlet nimbusBOT Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

[One Star] Deleted!!!

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

HOW IS ISLE HARD

#

b

#

R

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

You see the castle

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

How are isle and prairie hard???

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:40 AM

#

You go to the castle

#

Its not hard

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

YOU DIE IN THE CASTLE

unkempt shoal Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

lol maybe they accidentally flew to the belonging secret(?) area

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

YOU GET YEETES IN THE CASTLE

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

I don’t really care if your sister is mad

📎 image0.png

unkempt shoal Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

And got confused

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

The temple is even glowing in heavenly light

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

Server error? Huh

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

Some people can’t move their legs

📎 image0.png

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

WOAH WATCH OUTS HES GONNA “***** FREAK”

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:42 AM

#

Wow lol sounds like your connection is bad

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:42 AM

#

Lol imagine having bad wifi

#

B)

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:42 AM

#

Is this the 18 hundreds?

📎 image0.png

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:42 AM

#

I have bad wifi because my family eats bandwidth with 3 devices each and we all homenat once

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Seen it before but still bruhb

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

you aren’t the real wisdom

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Game still requires very little wifi

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Theres another one thats similar to this one

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

"Its a journey concept"

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Same developers? What do you want me to do?

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

apparently you don’t know the wiccans very well and will call everything you see witchcraft

#

lmAo

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Yeah basicalky

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

Sky is journey plus extra

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

DO YOU READ THE COMPANY NAME

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

SKY CHILDREN OF LIGHT = JOURNEY!!
TGC EXPOSED!!

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

Journey 6.0

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

Take a chill pill? This is for the people who can hear

📎 image0.png

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

Why is he complaining

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

The message about audio I mean don’t kill me

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Deaf people are people and don’t need you to be mad for them

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

deaf people can still feel vibrations

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Yes

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

which is basically their form of sound

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Can I delete you from this world?

📎 image0.png

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

I’m-

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Ew lore game

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Who are these people

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

LMAO EW LORE GAME

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

Your mom is boring

📎 image0.png

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

THE NOV 2

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

No no no no no no no no you stupid

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

git that soft af lore game outta my sight smh cant even get cool swords and kill the dark creatures

obsidian stream Mar 30, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

I love this sm

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

sky’s not boring your inner thoughts and mindset are the most boring of this dimension shawnjsy

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

:(

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

ljjkijodsijcoksdjcoc

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

Roblox ITS FREE

obsidian stream Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

FREE :)

earnest apex Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

Classic

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

:)

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

FREE

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

Me when I see your face

📎 image0.png

earnest apex Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

I like the hippie one the most

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

Omg moss lololololol

obsidian stream Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

this is still my favorite

📎 image0.png

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

FREE : >

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

O-O

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

@pliant topaz i already sent that one

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

my favourite was the person who was mad that they saw other players in game

obsidian stream Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

SkyLOL

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

Can someone translate?

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cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

At least the username kawaii-cat is on brand

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

Yeah lol

obsidian stream Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

SUSPECT

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

sorry i don’t speak the cursed language

#

SUSPECT

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

Suspect

WHODUNNIT

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

Lmao

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

This is

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

What.

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

are these people even humans

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

they are reptilians

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

This is a “wow no way” moment

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

HARD?

📎 image0.png

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

they’re acting like aliens or little kids with a temper tantrum

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:50 AM

#

A bit hard

#

a bit hard

low wharf Mar 30, 2020, 3:50 AM

#

how are y’all still on this

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:50 AM

#

He RAGED they are going APE

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:50 AM

#

NANI!?

📎 image0.png

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:50 AM

#

LMAOSBDHDNDBD

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:51 AM

#

Swcarwy unu brr

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:51 AM

#

@pliant topaz the one in russian is a valif complaint about the grind

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:51 AM

#

Put it in some rice

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:51 AM

#

have you tried bulldozing your phone into a coffin for 30 seconds and then taking it out again?

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:52 AM

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im a child and i think its scwaawry i also use OWO in my reviews

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:52 AM

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scawwwy únù

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:52 AM

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The government is after you

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:52 AM

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Have they tried turning it off and on

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:53 AM

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You threw money into the game? Try putting it in some rice, or ice

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analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:53 AM

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stop giving company advice to a company when you’re a wanted criminial from the FBI $tengah

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:53 AM

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Have they tried putting toothpaste on their screen?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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maybe try putting some soap inside the charger port

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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AGH!!

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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Unoriginal

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ok zoomer

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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how is it

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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/elder

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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young adult

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sounds very uhhhh

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:54 AM

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Young adult fantasy

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What does that mean

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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young adult

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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inappropiate

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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😳

hasty remnant Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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H o w

earnest apex Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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sqwarlockDed

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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i bet they ran out of toilet paper when they saw forest elder

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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Mam this is a McDonald’s drive through

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cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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Sky is 1000% more original than any other MMO, MOBA, FPS, or 3PS out there

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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This is a pizza hut sir

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This is a weenie hut jr. ma’am

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:55 AM

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sky is the original boi

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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What are they even referring to?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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this is a Chili’s mam

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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To say that sky is not original is actually factually incorrect

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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The top 0-0

lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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There is free flying

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And missions

soft pewter Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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sky has a lot of free roaming areas-

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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Yeah it's called OOB

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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i finished my life in one sitting

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:56 AM

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YOU ARE TRASH

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nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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not to mention all the outfits you can make

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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Need missions

Adventure pass & spirits : am i a joke to you?

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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YOU’RE TRASH AND I WILL BURN YOU pFIRE

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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THIS PERSON is insensitive to the game

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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I bet you eat chicken plain

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lethal latch Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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Daily missions: am I a joke to you

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:57 AM

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can we make that a meme

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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This game is just plain weird? @analog rain

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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nono

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the other one

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the one that said need more missions

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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Yeah lol

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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Are you sure the game is making the farting noise and not you?

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restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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Like the game is a little weird but that’s what makes it enjoyable

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:58 AM

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Oh yeah i get the ‘farting noise’

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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fart

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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Maybe close all applications that make sound?? Idek

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-_-

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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It's not an inaccurate description of the sound it makes whennit crashes tho

nimble ginkgo Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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and then they say the rating is false

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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Do not approve of your existence

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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Suspec

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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We saw that one alreasy

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 3:59 AM

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

cold prairie Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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WHY YOU ON MY PHONE

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lol

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Be careful, TGC about to steal all your mobile games accounts

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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What’s the point of life?

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brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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They will be so strong

restive marten Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Perhaps we could stop making these people seem horrible? It’s a little rude to insult someone based on a review. They’re human too!

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 4:00 AM

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Tgc, trojan generating company

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:01 AM

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Spooky

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 4:01 AM

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Coincidence? I THINK NOT

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 4:01 AM

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some are pretty narrow minded though

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:01 AM

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Still

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 4:01 AM

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or they just don’t put effort into anything they do and then proceeds to judge an entire game company on 5 minutes of experience

brazen grove Mar 30, 2020, 4:02 AM

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psa: pictures of reviews aren't memes

brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:02 AM

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They are entertaining to read but

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pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 4:02 AM

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I don’t understand long words...

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brazen sandal Mar 30, 2020, 4:02 AM

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I don’t feel like they should be shared here

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 4:03 AM

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“Little extras” are not required

brazen grove Mar 30, 2020, 4:03 AM

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@pliant topaz these arent memes. please stop sharing them here

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 4:03 AM

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Alexdully said it was fine...

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Dolly sorry

brazen grove Mar 30, 2020, 4:03 AM

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pThink

analog rain Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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alex said it was fine but idk about now

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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^

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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I promise he said it was fine SkyCry

cursive phoenix Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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stickerUmm

peak crest Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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pKrillBEAN

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wow! this is disgusting!

near mist Mar 30, 2020, 4:04 AM

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it's been getting quite spammy and aggressive with time though

pliant topaz Mar 30, 2020, 4:05 AM

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I’m sorry SkyCry

peak cypress Mar 30, 2020, 4:05 AM

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MarMar do you have a meme in this trying times

near mist Mar 30, 2020, 4:05 AM

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the point is not to make fun of other people personally, only their reviews SkyLOL

peak crest Mar 30, 2020, 4:05 AM

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Let me make a new one pOhReally