Couldn't Vedal just pay someone to finish the game? Don't even need to be that much money, could be like, that 1 map and 30 minutes to 1 hour of gameplay, and would be good
Just to put an end to the memes, in the subathon goal and so that no one questions this anymore.
It's true that just a few people (to not say no one) care about the game, but we don't care enough to worry if it's bad too.
And something bad could be good enough to give some laughs. Like Bethesda's bugs 
Come on Vedal, just put it in eternal Early Acess
