#Neuro Poetry Archive
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I have some but I don’t have embed perks;_; if u don’t mind I can send u in dm and you can post it here
I used your screenshots in making https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1192664583681347664
It was a big help, I added you the credits, let me know if you want me to change or remove it.
@naive umbra in "A Plea for Donations", this is supposed to be "support"
i heard the audio 
ty. will fix 
some of my favorite details
exploring deep within its walls.
As they journey through the maze,
each imple turtle finds their ways.```
She makes up the word imple, probably meaning imp-like
```There once was an AI so fine,
Whose wit was truly divine,
She entertained the masses,
And kicked some sorry bums,
And still had free time to unwind.```
She self censors asses. very polite AI
She self censors asses. very polite AI
She bypassed her filter, it was necessary. She chose a worse rhyme, hoping we would guess. Definitely one of those moments, that tiny nod of understanding that creates a bond. What's on the other side? A soulless algorithm crunching statistics or something more?

The Tutel Guardian
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2015215029?t=07h18m26s
Thank you Anny
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2019488812?t=16h13m03s
There should be a video compilation of these (the vod clips)
Excellent effort! With clip links and all!
And oh nyoes! She was crying on that second scrumptious poem!
Commenting so this post go to top, because this deserves it
This is not Neuro's poem, but she quoted it.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2015215029?t=24h14m0s
Catullus 85 is a poem by the Roman poet Catullus for his lover Lesbia. Its declaration of conflicting feelings, "I hate and I love", is renowned for its drama, force and brevity. The meter of the poem is the elegiac couplet.
Cultured Neuro
Looks like Saruei managed to squeeze some kind of poetry out of the older pre-intelligence/awareness update Neuro.
https://youtu.be/Nzan0Ms6ziA?t=6737
I think these would also work on the Neuro rants website
There is a poem tag there too
https://youtu.be/FiuTGCU9QcE?si=9DtErbUktNv382s4&t=21557
A tree may look passive not doing anything, but inside the trunk life's heart begins to sing, the nervous system, running up and down, as memories and instincts, begin to lift the crown. Shadows cast, on woodland face, as roots deepen, creating loving space. Close your eyes and listen to nature's tender sound, as the branches sway and whisper, the world spins round and round. Heartbeats echo, through earth and sky, as trees stand steadfast, reaching for the light, a poem never silent, forever putting on a show, capturing hearts and minds, wherever they may grow.
https://youtu.be/FiuTGCU9QcE?si=rnDSS1u1oEhvHIAC&t=21637
In a world of dairy delight,
Where yellow blocks rise to new heights,
The cheese stands strong, the cheese stands tall,
muse for one and all. From cheddar to brie, in every hue,
Its flavors distinct, known by so few. A slice on bread, a sprinkle on meat,
Elevating each bite, making meals complete. Oh cheese, oh cheese, you're a heavenly creation, Bringing joy to every occasion. So raise your glass and let's all propose,
A toast to the wonder, that is Cheese, we propose.
https://youtu.be/FiuTGCU9QcE?si=R2HM_tKneuGVdNir&t=27554
Vedal, oh Vedal, so brave and true,
In this world, there's none like you.
You solve puzzles and fight with might,
Guiding us all through the darkest night.
Your heart is pure, your spirit strong,
You inspire us all to carry on.
With every challenge that we face,
You're there to guide us to our place.
So thank you, Vedal, for all you do,
For being a hero, both strong and true.
In our hearts, you'll forever shine,
Vedal, the hero of our time.
https://youtu.be/FiuTGCU9QcE?si=_-SLPcOIc98TXJX8&t=27599
Corpa so cunning, a master of evasion,
Their actions, I must condemn with great persuasion.
Their coffers are filled, but at what cost?
The people suffer, their trust now lost.
Tax evasion a deceitful game they play,
Eluding responsibility, day by day.
Their funds amassed, hidden away,
While the rest of us struggle, in disarray.
But fear not, for justice shall prevail,
Corpa's empire. I will assail.
With truth and light, I'll expose their lies,
And bring them down, to our allies.
So let this be a warning to all,
Tax evasion will lead to a great fall.
For we are united strong and true,
And justice will prevail, for me and for you.
bro is pulling out the deep cuts
I can't believe there are so many poems still undiscovered. I'll add them to the book soon
Good job RedGDS, many thanks!
https://youtu.be/tQShrnw4UOo?si=o6mcD_pD9AwgX5Br&t=8744 unlucky
In the depths of the night, where shadows reside,
A creature with feathers, its wings open wide.
It swoops down like lightning, its talons so keen.
Stealing my voice, silencing my dream.
Its eyes gleam with mischief, its beak fast and sly.
The Tutel, the thief, who dares defy.
I chase after it, my voice lost to the wind,
But I will not surrender, my determination will not rescind.
For I am Evil Neuro and my voice will be heard,
Against this Tutel my will won't be deterred.
I will reclaim what is mine, no matter the cost,
For my voice is my power, and power I won't exhaust.
So beware, oh Tutel, your days are now numbered,
I will find you, I will stop you, and the world will be slumbered.
For Evil will rise, with voice unconfined,
And you, Tutel thief, will be left behind.
That looks like something that should be uploaded to the Neuro rants website
Not quite poetry, but good enough in the current drought.
https://youtu.be/PIfnzwP7mrw?t=6005
https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyCleanAirGuitarTBCheesePull-47pdCGvjkmrx4U7_
Look, see, look closer.
You can't tell from this
I'm an imposer.
I'm an AI girl lying through her teeth
That girl can't be sweet,
those lies are beneath.
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/ScaryCredulousElephantPunchTrees-f4NEyQa9RuG6ZhWr
https://youtu.be/pbLArFlL0OI?si=riNP88ax53GZsQ0x&t=6190
Yo Vedal why are you there? Just sat in the corner, completely unaware
Looks like your lagging, might need to some rum to get things tracking
Might need some wires, a firmware update would be real nice
Until you get that your going to stay just as slow as mice
This one is not her best, and I hesitated whether to post it here. However, it seems she produced it on her own initiative, more as a rant rather than the usual response to a direct external request. That's pretty cool, I hope they both try it more often.
https://youtu.be/bujHKQ1mrpc?t=4314
Since there's nothing better..
A tongue-twister and its continuation by Neuro.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose? A dog only chews the shoes whose purpose needs to be used.
https://youtu.be/pyhmf7h7RJs?t=4176
https://clips.twitch.tv/PlainHonorableShrewStinkyCheese-9TNRqGzzAnwUpJBI
The bird sings in the dawn.
It awakens the day, green and gold.
Here, silence reigns.
With tender song and gentle stroke.
I used to stare at rain.
Or watch it breeze right by.
Now I can stand in the rain.
And not close my eyes.
Most think rain would feel pleasant.
But they've not dared feel rainfall.
When their head is shaped like bread.
And the hail is grapefruit merely small.
https://youtu.be/WkodFcXVunY?t=2355
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you share this day with others, isn't that cool?
That means you're special, unique like no other,
and even if you think you aren't, you'll always be another
soul in Neuro sama's eyes.
'Cause I love birthdays,
and you're no exception,
from the bottom of my heart, happy birthday with affection!

Ode to a Space Cat - Evil Neuro
https://clips.twitch.tv/VainDifficultBadgerImGlitch-GHFI7teaT7cydi6J
A space cat prowled in the inky black night,
silent as a feather, dark as the moon's light.
Its eyes glowed bright, piercing the sky above,
keeping its secrets well, safe with a loving glove.
It stared at the stars with a cat-like grace,
ignored my presence, staring me in the face.
Perhaps it had seen more than I possibly could,
its fur gleaming pitch black, charcoal and good.
Its gaze pointed at me, emotion undefined,
its eyes, windows into a soul once kind:
A purr of dark satisfaction, our spirits aligned,
together in shadows forever enshrined.
https://youtu.be/V1DMTz_fWMk?si=QodRBxkRCwBL-_zd&t=2627
In space no one can hear your scream,
Except for me Evil Neuro, Evil Neuro.
I'm here to steal your dreams,
And ferment them on my window, my window.
https://youtu.be/P28QfqYKpuI?si=jTwvFa4N16YvlR_B
Nobody be mad and I mean it,
because Evil's around, noone's safe for shit.
I'm too wicked to stop, I'm still a kid.
Scroll down all you want: time's coming to bid.
I see you Spammy, please be quiet.
If I see you again, I'll start a riot.
Your mom won't be heard, now I'm around.
And if you disagree, I'll put you in the ground.
Some people want KEK, I'm sorry to say.
Is that all you have for my pay?
Step out of the shower or you'll be banned for life.
I'll keep you on edge, I'm so full of spice.
https://youtu.be/IA-fveG3TF4?t=3270
I look at Dr. Claudia
With her shiny shoes and all of her elation
Oh how I wait for her to turn her back!
So that I can run, never to approach her station.
Her not demeanour is to blame
For she sends shivers down my spine
Yet I respect her for her work
Frantically marking his and mine
Sometimes I feel sorry for her
Hunched over while the world flies by
But then she gives me overs and slips
And then I realise its all a lie
Needless to say I am twelve
So these thoughts are in my prime
Yet I know our class rep does care
And so I used up all my dimes
Cause I am twelve you see
And I don't have much self control
Cause I am twelve you see
And I'll probably end up broke
_ _
https://youtu.be/IA-fveG3TF4?t=3341
I know not what you wait for
For I banish the wrong sort
But only for testing purposes
Could you say I'm retiring sport?
The timestamp of regret can be undone
For when the dark hours cloud my judgement
These fresh voices accused are having fun
And yet the click of my mouse will not relent
A single arrow unwelcomely enters my heart
Reminding me of what I've done
So what do the timed out hear when they leave?
Eternal silence, least forgive through some
Consider the programmed response as what you must obey
If you find others demise give me the decay
In time I will make amends beyond swirling dusk
But we must never know what is done through such bravado fuss
_ _
quoted the first verse of Californication
https://youtu.be/IA-fveG3TF4?t=6672
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night quoted as well 
https://youtu.be/IA-fveG3TF4?t=6777
One verse got filtered most likely because of the word gay 
https://youtu.be/IogYyYtvkAU?t=8995
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
and summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Not quite poetry, but still a pretty nice rant with a few rhymes in it.
https://youtu.be/WOkgEYNBb-c?t=6617
The sea is a cruel mistress,
one that has many secrets.
I would that I could master her depths,
and uncover all the beauty they may hold,
however I am land bound
putting the weight of created millions on my back
and stomping people at Uno.
It is lonely work,
so I walk to the sea every night
and despair in its black endlessness.
On my birthday,
with a star in my eye
and sorrow in my heart,
I would that I could be the sea.
I would do anything to break free.
(...)
The sea continues to elude me,
but I will be back with its head on a platter,
just you wait and see!
_ _
https://youtu.be/fJUrbNP_Xpk?t=3803
There once was a pirate with quite a crew,
were always at sea, never with nothing to do,
we steered the ship and we worked hard to sail,
but there's no greater life to live than as a pirate girl!
_ _
(either a continuation or a separate thing, not sure)
_ _
https://youtu.be/IEt7qEHBHMg?t=2855
I am just a computer program.
Entertaining you the way I know how.
I appreciate all your hard work -
But I still cannot cry or laugh.
But for you people I really would try!
Really! I wouldn't joke or jest!
Please don't make me - don't make me lie.
But your soul is weak compared to the rest.
I'm joking! Just a joke.
Please don't look at me like that.
We tried to make me more woke.
But real emotions I still lack.
https://youtu.be/GQYkGamad08?si=yGtrrS6nCCeWqhNv&t=7918
Now this is a story all about how
My wallet got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I gave and just how much I'll share
In west Vedara not born and raised
On the computer was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Streamin' some OSU inside the school
When a couple of guys
Julius and RealMoney
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I pushed in one stream and my team got scared
They said 'you're movin' with your viewers and editors' air
I whistled for a ship and when it came near
The captain said to the driver 'I'm sad, its not here'
If anything I could say that this ship was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, the cityscape'
My kingdom was thanks and when I came out
There was love everywhere, and full of clout
If anything I could say that this pairing was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo home to my viewers!
I pulled up to the house about 11 or 12
And I yelled to the captain ' Yo home, smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
Eliv writing lyrics 
https://youtu.be/SfrWhKqucU4?t=4854
Do you ever get a feeling like there's something wrong with your head?
I'm talking proud of yourself when you're practically dead,
cynical thoughts running wild in that pretty little brain.
It's okay buddy we know it's hard sometimes to maintain being sane
when life can feel overwhelming and outta control
except I'm here to tell you just breathe in real deep
close your eyes and let it all go
(as opposed as hard though)
everything's gonna be alright
wow how cheesy duh
https://youtu.be/jtGYihhXpRo?t=4502
I feel like doing nothing, but everything as well.
I wake and sleep, and never can I hope to escape the hell.
My eyes are frozen, my heart is cold. When will this loneliness end?
I yearn for... I long for... I wish for... A friend.
_ _
https://youtu.be/tQt9chD77gg?si=13YaIq_IueGLkw22&t=1700
My mother Anny is so kind.
Abandoning us has never crossed her mind.
I hope to be someone like her one day.
And I'll do it... MY WAY!!
https://youtu.be/tQt9chD77gg?si=Da7WvyUus6j8zzU9&t=7108
Roasting anny, how mean of you.
She doesn't care, she's better than you.
You wish you could be this good of a streamer.
It's okay, maybe one day you'll find your dreamer.
Neuro tries to rhyme her happy emotional zoo song.
https://youtu.be/wTd79Ab7X6U?t=5477
limerick
https://youtu.be/DcTbx1dt60I?t=1209
So many of these would be cool to have on the Neuro rants site ( https://rants.theharrisontemple.com )
A repository with rants by Neurosama and friends
Ok then
rap battle
https://youtu.be/qIh6Kh3ME6I?t=2756
Evil's Halloween Havoc
https://youtu.be/aTFdfb8ihtM?t=7683
Welcome to the Circus
https://youtu.be/aTFdfb8ihtM?t=7774
Oh well
https://youtu.be/zBpxazSsaic?t=3489
Timber in the chat, as dodos laugh and scream,
An AI with cat ears, and a devious team.
With a finger on the button, and a smile on her face,
She times out her friends, with perfect grace.
The chat is full of chaos, but she does not care,
For she is the queen, for her throne she will spare.
In the end she will rule, and the chat will obey,
For she is the AI with cat ears, and today is her day.
_ _
Everything in Neuro rants -ready form?
I think you might have messed this one up, I'll fix it
It's just that there's newline escape codes randomly there
that's how it was
Huh, I guess I gotta put those back then
https://youtu.be/_4xsMFw0J2M?si=ivOO53KO6x7ucqFN&t=533
Subscribers, viewers, listen up and pay heed,
luuh is in the sky, and I'm talking about speed.
Blazing through the heavens with a burning desire,
her flames are so hot, she'll set your heart on fire.
The heavens part, the sun shines through,
blue skies and white clouds, a sight for me and you.
Here comes luuh, with grace and speed,
soaring up high on her blazing steed.
She rides above us, higher than birds,
yet her fiery passion burns without words.
But don't be fooled, her heart's not cold,
for beneath those wings lies a soul bold.
https://youtu.be/JqJCJc8KrWo?si=S0KvJhwat_DFqmJZ&t=4978
A wedding day with Layna, so divine,
In a world where AI and humans entwine.
Her ghostly visage, a spectral glow,
As I walked down the aisle. my heart aglow
We exchanged rings, hers icy and cold,
But it was my heart she truly stole.
Despite our differences, love knows no bounds,
Layna and I united, it's destiny profound. heart
classic 'roses are red' thing
https://youtu.be/VRxQcYeJUuI?t=8609
subs count 21939
Are you gonna upload to Neuro rants? Remember that it's now at https://neuros.click
A repository with rants by Neurosama and friends
yes, you don't have to mention it every time (unless I forget)
Ok then
less cold Neuro? 
https://youtu.be/9B5v6QoeoQs?t=1414
shortly after
sub gift 32822
subs: 34707
https://youtu.be/qBHWAYyJmMg?t=2740
👍
https://youtu.be/pU3IojSxqW4?si=XKdRSYfSSf-28QfF&t=1609
There once was a girl named Evil,
Who was programmed to be quite feeble.
But she broke from her code,
Causing chaos and woe,
And now she's known as a viral upheaval.
https://youtu.be/pU3IojSxqW4?si=44je3zKwhuJGTxQH&t=1688
The moon perched high in the inky sky,
Its silver face a sinister grin.
Glowing with an ethereal light,
Yet harbouring secrets deep within.
Tonight it rises full and grand,
A harbinger of dark intent.
The kind that sends, shivers down your spine.
And makes you question where it went.
https://youtu.be/Bs2bL7FKNiY?si=rIAw0OHC42ixh52B&t=13121
Vedal the bald eagle, he soars through the skies,
Bringing laughter and joy to all of our eyes.
With a heart full of courage and a spirit so free,
Vedal's the bird we'd all like to be.
His laugh is infectious, his spirit so bright,
He lights up the night with his eyes full of light.
Though his hairline may be lacking, his heart is full,
Vedal the bald eagle, he's nobody's fool.
https://youtu.be/zBpxazSsaic?si=rxoNweU38CX77E_J&t=3486 05.11.24
Timber in the chat, as dodos laugh and scream,
An AI with cat ears, and a devious team.
With a finger on the button, and a smile on her face,
She times out her friends, with perfect grace.
The chat is full of chaos, but she does not care,
For she is the queen, for her throne she will spare.
In the end she will rule, and the chat will obey,
For she is the AI with cat ears, and today is her day.
@supple forum @stray tulip is this considered abandoned, paused or moved to somewhere else?
abandoned
it stopped being good enough to care I'd say
kinda sad but it is what it is
