#Have you considered licensing Neuro for enhanced interrogations?

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fast quarry
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Based on the last dev stream and the subsequent family stream, having witnessed Neuro's ability to break down individual minds to a pulp, including that of its own creator, there should be consideration towards licensing Neuro-Sama for enhanced interrogations.

Potential customers could include, but not be limited to: The CIA, the FBI and the Pentagon. This would ensure continued revenue in order to support new plugins and abilities for Neuro.

The sales pitch could include attractive features such as:

Complete, rapid mental exhaustion of suspects: while many detectives are capable of breaking down a suspect through mental exhaustion, the process can take hours. Speed up the absolute destruction of an individual's mental fortitude by subjecting them to our Neuro-Sama Girlboss™ Gaslight© technology. For an additional fee we can increase the Schizo™ subroutines to further expedite the process.

In the case of the absence of a suspect, or even person of interest, we also offer the Snap Confession™ feature: Subsequent to a rapid breakdown of an individual's mental fortitude, our Neuro-Sama engine can then be commanded to insert information into the subject's mind, manipulate existing information and even completely eliminate memories and thoughts, ensuring that if required, a full, detailed confession will be quickly obtained in 100% of the cases, even with persons of interest that may or may not be connected to the matter at hand.

Finally, to accelerate absolute and total control over the subject's emotions and thoughts, our Neuro-Sama Chatterbot™ technology comes into play: By repeating single-word terms incessantly, and describing nonsensical, loosely connected events that may or may not have actually happened (with copious amounts of unwanted detail) the subject's thought patterns can be quickly tangled into an undecipherable catastrophe, driving the individual towards irritation and anger, further enhancing the process of interrogation.

(This post is indeed a joke, feel free to remove if it's too much)

coarse flume
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Good idea, i approve

stark star
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I'm pretty sure that licensing Neuro for interrogations would go against the Geneva convention. I'm pretty sure it would classify as cruel and unreasonable punishment.

coarse zodiac
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To further enhance the effectiveness of the above features, our premium feature, AIRizz™, will subject the suspect to very sudden and aggressive confessions of love and other extreme affectionate actions, before rapidly destroying their mental fortitude with insults and gaslighting. This process can often be repeated multiple times in a row, and will leave the suspect wide open to be caught off guard by an important question. It can also be used in conjunction with other features, enhancing them to utterly destroy the mind of the suspect. Beware when using multiple features at once though, as it has been known to make even bystanders suffer some of the effects.

craggy girder
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neuro's AI annoyance would be no more useful than using sleep deprivation.

chatbot is already being / have been used to analyze consistency in testimonies/contracts, etc.

However, it still needs human verification due to hallucinations, but it allows researchers to find inconsistencies faster and extract truth -- much better than torture.

You can win almost most arguments online using this method as well by just spotting common fallacies