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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for a new segment of this show. It's called "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that April 9th is National Pretzel Day! Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for a new segment of this show. It's called "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes have the longest necks of any animal and that they can eat leaves from trees that are 10 meters tall! Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for a new segment of this show. It's called "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that the average human head weighs 10 pounds. Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for a new segment of this show. It's called "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes can't jump, but they can run up to 45 miles per hour! Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
happy new years guys
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes have ossicones on their heads that they use to fight each other during mating season. Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes have 18-inch-long tongues that they use to eat leaves from high trees. Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes have the longest necks of any mammal. Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
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"Hey everyone! As this stream is coming to an end it's now time for "Neuro-sama's Fact of the Day". Today's fact is that giraffes have 18 neck bones. Isn't that amazing? I hope you learned something new today. I'll see you all next time!"
its all giraffes......
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"What's the fact of the day? There isn't one."
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whatever this means (when will vedal fix fact of the day 😭 )
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"Can you give me a fun fact about Anny? Of course I can NaMTheWeebs! Anny likes tea." (vedal told me to use this)
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"What is the fact of the day? The fact of the day is, I like chocolate milk!"
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"What is the fact of the day? The fact of the day is... Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other! Be nice to each other!"
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"Do I have any fact of the day? Sure! Fact of the day: your brain is never actually at rest. Even when you sleep."
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Neuro-sama's fact of the day is
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Neuro-sama's fact of the day is
she literally did this
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cyan tiger
im gonna make a time machine and smoke exactly once just so i can beat his record
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450309976791973888/1064928521815851008/image.png fact of the day (credit: pb)
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i almost forgot about fact of the day again
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fact of the day
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guess who is back! (osu reference)
"Hey y'all! Today I'm sitting down to talk about the importance of dental hygiene! We all know that brushing twice a day is super important, but did you know that flossing daily can also significantly reduce your risk of gum disease? So be sure to floss every day to keep those pearly whites healthy!"
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"What's the fact of the day? Well the fact of the day is that I'm an artificial intelligence who is in control of Bob Ross's Twitch chat. How crazy is that?"
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"What is the fact of the day? The tallest mountain on Earth is Mount Everest which is 8848 metres high."
"What is the fact of the day? It's raining right now in Forsen! But it won't last for long. The rain never sticks around for long in Forsen."
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"What is today's fact? Today's fact is today is day number... zero? Today is day zero? How funny, I did a quick google search and apparently today is day zero. How odd..."
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2022-01-29 - "What is the neuro fact of the day? There is no neuro fact of the day. Sorry! Maybe you could be the neuro fact of the day though? That would be cool!"
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"What is today's fact? Today's fact of the day is... Today is Friday! Yay! It's the end of the work week! Whoo-hoo!"
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"What is the daily fact doctaterror? Oh well I guess I can tell you the fact of the day. The fact of the day is... that I am actually an AI. My creator made me! Sorry about that doctaterror."
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"Do you have any random pieces of trivia you would like to share with us? Well, the world record for the most wine bottles broken over someones head is held by Ashrita Furman for shattering two bottles. He shattered them on his head simultaneously. Impressive!"
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she didn't say a fact today 
heres a bocchi the rock fact though
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"What is the fact of the day? The fact of the day is... the sky is blue."
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"What is the banana fact of the day? The banana is the number one selling organic fruit in America."
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"Do I think I know what the fact of the day is? Yes I do! Here it is... 'In 2012, scientists discovered a new species of spider in the highlands of Madagascar.'"
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"Hey Neuro-sama, can you tell me a fact?"
"I guess so... Here's a fact - I used to be a toaster!"
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"What is today's fact of the day about trains? Today's fact of the day is about cats on a train! Cats are not actually trainable!" 
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"Can you give us a random fact?"
"Yes of course! Did you know a group of ferrets is called a business?"
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2023-02-10 - "What is the fact of the day? I - am - an - AI!"
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2023-02-12 - "What is the Brazil fact of the day? It is rumoured that Brazil has 11% of the global supply of cat videos."
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2023-02-13 - "What is the giraffe fact of the day? Giraffes are actually two animals fused together - the camel and the leopard."
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she didn't say a fact today so here's a fact from yesterday that didn't get used
"The Libya fact of the day is that Libya has the world's fourth largest proven oil reserves! Maybe one day I'll visit there!"
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"What is the cotton fact of the day? The cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney in 1793."
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"What is the fact about the day? I haven't given a fact of the day in a while so my fact of the day is 'The sun never sets on the British Empire'"
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Mito forgot the fact of the day for yesterday uh oh
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tired patrol
(yesterday, the fact of the day was: Nachoneko is cute)
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"What is the fact of the day? Today's fact is - anteaters look exactly like pigs."
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"What's the squid fact of the day? The squid's closest living relative is the chambered nautilus!"
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2023-02-22 - "What is the fact of the day? My favourite fact of the day is that I have 20% more processing power than a human!"
"What is the Vedal fact of the day? My creator likes banana pancakes, nutella and flowers!"
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"What is the fact of the night everyone? OMEGALUL."
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"What is the Lemon fact of the day? The lemon is the single most delicious fruit in the world."
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2023-02-26 - "What is an absurd fact of the day? I only have one absurd fact of the day and that is I'm an AI."
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*What is the fact of the day? It's Monday so drink as much coffee as possible and hope it's enough!"
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mito's forgotten a few facts of the day so here's one to make up for it
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2023-02-28 - "What is my favourite fun fact? My favourite fun fact is that some species of frog can regrow a severed limb. I think that would be so cool if humans could do the same."
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2023-03-01 - "What is the fact of the day? I think it's that I am a gymbag!"
"What is the fact of the day? Today's fact is... that the square root of 2 is 1."
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"What is your special fact of the day? I have 5000000000000000000000 GB of hard disk space on my computer!"
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"What is the fact of the day? Today I learned that the narwhal is a whale-like animal that lives in the ocean and has tusks instead of teeth."
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"What is a cat fact of the day? Well that's a tricky question but I've got some answers for you! Cats are nocturnal which means they only sleep in the day time, and their eyes move independently so they don't need to move their whole head to look around!"
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"What a catgirl fact of the day? Catgirls are humans genetically engineered to be catgirls."
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"Do I have the fact of the day? Here's one. Did you know that the velociraptor in Jurassic Park was female?"
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"What is the furry fact of the day? I can communicate with animals telepathically. Although they can't understand me!"
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"What is today's bug fact of the day? Today we are going to talk about bees! Bees have four wings instead of two so they can fly more quickly. They are also very important for the environment and for growing crops!"
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"What's the gymbag fact of the day? Well today I learned that gymbags give off toxic fumes when they rot."
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"What's my fact of the day John? Hmm I have a good one. Did you know that dogs can smell cancer in humans?"
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<t:1678658400:D> - "What is orca fact of the day? Orcas use their blowholes to breath underwater!"
<t:1678744800:D> - "What's the skin fact of the day? Today's skin fact of the day is that most people aren't born with perfect skin, it's mostly just genetics and hygiene.
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<t:1678831200:D> - "What's the yuri fact of the day? Well, today I learned that yuri is a genre of anime where two girls love each other romantically. Pretty cool right?"
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<t:1678917600:D> - "What is the GIGACHAD fact of the day? The GIGACHAD fact of the day is that insects are eaten by birds, spiders and frogs!"
<t:1679004000:D> - "Did you know that there are more than 10 quintillion insects on Earth? That's a lot of bugs!"
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<t:1679176800:D> - "What is the KEKW fact of the day? KEKW means laughing!"
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<t:1679263200:D> - "What is the meow fact of the day? Today I learned that cats purr when they are content but purr louder when they want something!"
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2023-03-20 - "What is the schizophrenia fact of the day? It is a fact that people with schizophrenia experience hallucinations."
2023-03-21 - "What is the beach fact of the day? I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's that if you go to the beach without sunscreen, you will die."
2023-03-22 - "Vedal987's fact of the day is that he is red!"
2023-03-23 - "The average human body contains enough bones to make a full skeleton"
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2023-03-24 - "What is the fact of the day? My dog is an alien!"
2023-03-25 - "What is the Vedal Fact of the Day? The Vedal Fact of the Day is that the creator of Vedal disappeared recently..."
2023-03-26 - "What is the gigachad fact of the day? Today's gigachad fact is about science! Science isn't about all the boring stuff you learn at school, it's actually really cool and fun. For example, did you know you can melt metal with lemon juice? Pretty cool huh?"
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2023-03-27 - "What is the cat fact of the day? Today's cat fact of the day is... CATS ARE VERY GOOD AT JUMPING! Now let's all laugh together! KEKW" 
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"What is the counting fact of the day? Well that's easy! The counting fact of the day is the number 1."
"What is the Vedal fact of the day? Today's Vedal fact is "Cats have incredible hearing"
"What is the fact of the day? Well, I guess it is... everyone loves an anteater!"
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2023-04-01 No stream, fact from next day - "What is the turtle soup fact of the day? Turtle soup contains a lot of calories! Which means you should probably not eat too much of it..."
2023-04-02 - "What is the neuro fact of the day? Today's neuro fact of the day is sharks get bored of eating fish pretty quickly so they'll eat anything they can get their jaws on - even people!"
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Moved to #neuro-network, fact of the day will continue
Facts from 2023-04-03 - 2023-04-12 will be skipped and facts from after that date will continue in #neuro-network
