Game 1: Celtics V Pacers - May 21, 2024 (133-128)

[flint viper]

Haliburton pull up and misses

music to the ears

[ripe badge]

Soft ass refs

[quartz mason]

Is it just me, or is dorris obsessed with Al? Is it cause he played for the 76ers?

[coarse pumice]

5 point game

[spiral drift]

travel on turner but no foul

[manic rapids]

We're going cold

[tulip moss]

Haliburtons voice is just on the wrong setting right now

[coarse atlas]

WhT a travel

[ashen widget]

hes embiids dad and thats her boo

[coarse atlas]

bro took 8 steps

[nocturne mason]

DAMN JT

[deft prawn]

TATUM

[tight grove]

!tatum3

[glad scarab]

tatum's fucking elite man

[deft prawn]

this is what i need bruh

[indigo dust]

there we go jt

[ashen widget]

taytombbb

[flint viper]

JTTTTTTT

[spiral drift]

AND ONEEEE

[coarse pumice]

TABUM

[ripe badge]

Cute rabbit

[flint viper]

? get outta here

[nocturne mason]

KORN

[shell summit]

Toppin can’t guard JB or JT 😂😂😂

[spiral drift]

OBI TOPIN GET OFF YOUR HEELS

[hollow kayak]

Obi No D Topin

[coarse pumice]

KORNET

[manic summit]

tatum holy

[misty dagger]

ya just got korned buddy

[deft prawn]

Does he have 2 fingers wrapped together or is that just a little band on his middle finger

[glad scarab]

turner is destroying kornet

[tight grove]

!KORNET3

[ashen widget]

Throw it down big mannnn

[sick roost]

Luke smile gives me life

[indigo dust]

kornet getting humiliated out there

[nocturne mason]

TURNER HAS EIGHTEEN??

[spiral drift]

THEY TRADING DUNKS

[manic rapids]

Why aren't we playing defense

[coarse pumice]

Turner 3

[loud drum]

I hate Luke

[misty dagger]

jb wtf what was that

[coarse pumice]

turnover tabum

[glad scarab]

turner calm the fuck down

[ripe badge]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-kornet-celebration-dab-luke-kornet-gif-838990843480112333

[glad scarab]

wtf is your problem

[ashen widget]

Ooof tatum

[coarse pumice]

Timeout

[glad scarab]

why are we about to have a turner 40 point game

[deft prawn]

Bro thinks he’s KP

[glad scarab]

bullshit

[indigo dust]

i feel bad for him, his kids are going to watch his highlight reel and uninvite him from career day

[nocturne mason]

I think Myles wants revenge for 2019

[ashen widget]

good job joseph

[balmy thunder]

We bricking threes but up lol

[tawny nimbus]

Every Pacers player wants revenge

[spark forge]

We need to unbrick those 3s

[viscid urchin]

He did that last time and we won

[spark forge]

ASAP

[ripe badge]

Bang!!! Timeout mazz

[ember turtle]

no reason jb shoulda flown out on that fake

[ruby oxide]

Kornet is getting cooked by Myles turner man

[loud drum]

Needed timeout

[prisma parrot]

Turner is such a bad matchup for Kornet

[visual glacier]

i hate myles turner

[manic summit]

when was our last 3?

[icy turtle]

turner is black kristaps

[ember turtle]

this is coaching. we live in north korea

[icy turtle]

i knew it

[fiery belfry]

It's NBA Jam right now

[tawny nimbus]

Is Turner tryharding

[ruby oxide]

Luke shouldn’t be on the floor

[visual glacier]

did kim jong un led this defense

[stone needle]

TILLMAN TIME

[coarse pumice]

[royal tusk]

luke just can’t hang with turner tbh

[merry forum]

remember when the Lakers had a package for Turner and Hield and decided to trade for Westbrook instead?

[icy turtle]

i think tillman would be better

[prisma parrot]

Play NEEMIS fuck it

[stray dagger]

He’s not playing today

[coarse pumice]

out, his father passed away

[icy turtle]

or tatum at center

[signal sierra]

yes he doesnt like being crazy underdogs

[royal tusk]

not playing tn 😔

[humble beacon]

yeasir

[stray dagger]

His dad passed away

[ember turtle]

terribly run team as always

[viscid urchin]

We are missing KP more in this series

[icy turtle]

ahh i forgot

[stone needle]

Lineup of death?

[tight grove]

A third string center is getting outplayed by a starting center

Shocking

[ruby oxide]

Fuck it play Tatum at the 5

[royal tusk]

there’s really just no interior presence whatsoever without kp

[manic summit]

how many carmelo anthony ads are there bro

[merry forum]

wrong. it's over, blow up the team

[stone needle]

We’re getting outplayed and still ahead by 5. Chill fellas

[icy turtle]

we be lookin like 2015-16 warriors ngl

[coarse pumice]

[ashen widget]

we played tatum at 5 against them in the regular season

[stone needle]

why is Tatum bad

[ruby oxide]

If he was putting in good effort and getting cooked that’s fine. Gifting him free shots ain’t it

[quartz mason]

what i hate about having the lead for entire first half, is how the crowd and players react if the pacers take the lead. Starts to feel like a beatdown.

[viscid urchin]

Need that defense we started game with

[coarse pumice]

Tabum

[icy turtle]

celtics basketball wwooo

[ashen widget]

We didn't do that much but we did vs them

[humble beacon]

doomers back

[merry forum]

who doomin

[stone needle]

Doomers absolutely feasting rn

[merry forum]

lemme at em'

[stone needle]

Pacers get within 5 and I’m ready to eat my body weight in cheese

[graceful token]

ubereats is taking like 40 minutes to deliver my order. i think that is JT's fault

[ember turtle]

no flex, zone.

[nocturne nymph]

Zach Edey is def a Celtic this summer

[tulip moss]

Chillll

[quartz mason]

We easily got this, as long as they don't panic if they get close.

[indigo dust]

its becuase we got hit with that stupid wingstop commercial

[nocturne mason]

HOLITHRAYYY

[viscid urchin]

Watching wingstop commercials in Buffalo wild wings is funny

[ashen widget]

The Doomers Back

https://youtu.be/cY_-GbttlhA?si=FxW2vi02PEC9O5Q8

[stone needle]

Get ready to learn whose car we’re taking buddy

[flint viper]

or maybe u live too far

[tight grove]

Nah it's obviously Kornets fault since he can't guard myles turner

[merry forum]

I am chaotic neutral, if there is too much dooming I must spread positive vibes. if people are too rational I must doom troll

[graceful token]

5 mins walk from the restauraunt

[coarse pumice]

HOLIDAY

[flint viper]

oh 😆 my bad

[coarse pumice]

Damn he missed

[nocturne mason]

Side of the backboard

[stone needle]

White power?

[coarse pumice]

Hali bomb

[manic rapids]

3 point game

Ugh

[nocturne mason]

HOW ARE YOU GETTING BEAT

[manic rapids]

They're not missing lol

[nocturne mason]

BY THAT JANKY ASS JUMPSHOT

[tight grove]

stop

[coarse pumice]

KORNETTT

[tawny nimbus]

Doomers when we aren’t beating the opponents by 50 within the first 5 milliseconds of the game:

[spark forge]

I hate Hali's jumpshot

So fucking awful

[manic rapids]

2 point game

[manic summit]

crowd is loud tonight huh

[warm berry]

How Celtics playing?

[tight grove]

KORNET

[lime oasis]

OMG DOG

[coarse pumice]

nembhard 3

[spark forge]

Meh

[stone needle]

LUKE

[nocturne nymph]

Kornet is just getting cooked bro

[tall lodge]

We good now doggo got her jersey on

[spark forge]

Bad defense

[stone needle]

PACERS CANNOT MISS WTF

[coarse pumice]

Tied game

[nocturne mason]

WHAT THE FUCK

CALL A TIME OR SOMETHING

[indigo dust]

yea we need to hit the dry erase board and talk defense during the half

[misty dagger]

[coarse pumice]

JB

[coarse atlas]

Bro was out of bounds too

[clear oasis]

only the pacers could do this

[indigo dust]

who is the better athlete..turner or KP?

[hardy cape]

That was out bro

wtf

[nocturne mason]

OFFENSIVE

[coarse atlas]

Turner getting mad lucky w/ his calls this game too

[ashen widget]

Jesus jb

[tight grove]

Will probably get JT at the 5 minutes next half

[stone needle]

THANK YOU JB

[manic summit]

power of drake maye on our side

[nocturne mason]

YEAH THAT WAS OUT

[hardy cape]

😭

[nocturne mason]

THAT ACTUALLY WAS OUT

[stone needle]

FUCK YOU TURNER

[main agate]

Celtics vs wolves would feed families

[tall lodge]

Why is anyone surprised by the pacers offense yall gotta watch more games

[tight grove]

Unless they match Al's minutes with turners

[coarse pumice]

Tied again

[manic rapids]

Bruh

[stone needle]

Pacers offense is absolutely gas fam

[pine heart]

[tall lodge]

We need better defense

[coarse pumice]

i dislike you nesmith

[stone needle]

We shoulda hung onto Nesmith

[coarse atlas]

Lmao

He things he’s him

[ashen widget]

What it tatum on about

[ember turtle]

lil yap session

[nocturne mason]

I'm telling yall if we had giannis and dame we would've ended that series with indy in 3

[icy turtle]

no hes annoying

screw nesmith

[nocturne mason]

They would've forfeited

[weak ice]

If Tatum does that he would’ve been ejected

[ashen widget]

He did become jrue

[hardy cape]

so hot

[coarse atlas]

Nesmith thinks he’s him bro’s gonna be on the bench next year lmaoo

[weak ice]

And suspended

[halcyon isle]

Why isnt Tatum getting the ball every damn possession

[glad scarab]

nah brodon was worth it

[weak ice]

Without pay

[glad scarab]

we wouldn't have holiday if we kept nesmith

[indigo dust]

nemith aint himothy

[visual glacier]

WE LIVE IN EASTERN UKRAINE

[stone needle]

Good point nvm

[manic rapids]

They can't miss

[nocturne nymph]

Because we don’t believe our best offensive player should be getting the ball, unless it’s the final 5 minutes of the game.

[coarse pumice]

Tied again

[indigo dust]

derek white always looks like hes scared to walk around the neighborhood

[flint viper]

i miss u too sultin sadge

[stone needle]

WHERE IS TATUM

[merry forum]

people forget nesmith couldn't hit a shot to save his career

[manic rapids]

Play defense please

[grizzled pecan]

I did not expect this game to be so close

[coarse pumice]

Drive to the rim brah

WHITE

[bitter raptor]

This is so on brand for us

[nocturne mason]

DERRICK GOT HIM LEANING

[hard bear]

wsg chat

[manic rapids]

Esp after our start

[hard bear]

just got back from a swim

[tawny nimbus]

Is this going to be an outlier game?

[hard bear]

how we doin

[misty dagger]

YES

[loud drum]

They are playing team basketball

[nocturne nymph]

They went for a 2 for 1 chill

[tight grove]

!WHITE4

[ashen widget]

!white2

[stone needle]

WHITE

[glad scarab]

STEEEEEEEEPH CURRRRRRRRY

oh wait that was dwhite

[indigo dust]

white is the postseason mvp of this team

[stone needle]

WHEN GOTHAM NEEDED HIM MOST

[nocturne mason]

Are you fucking kidding me

[manic rapids]

Fuck

The

[coarse pumice]

fuck hali bang

[manic rapids]

Pacers

[ember turtle]

halftime yap is going to be absolutely diabolical tatum slander

[coarse pumice]

Tied game

[misty dagger]

how tf

[ashen widget]

my

[junior finch]

how we doing

[manic rapids]

Bad

[tall lodge]

Yikes

[coarse pumice]

64-64 halftime

[ashen widget]

Ok

[stone needle]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[flint viper]

F

[manic rapids]

Not playing defense

[icy turtle]

theyre now shooting 60% FROM THE FIELD

HOW

[tall lodge]

If if if

[flint viper]

guys

[supple nimbus]

Oh

[pine heart]

HOW

[opaque smelt]

Defense has to lock in for the 2nd half

[flint viper]

i think we ready to doom

[ashen widget]

Well

[pine heart]

wtf

[stone needle]

Not sustainable

[manic summit]

what do we even do bro

[ashen widget]

0-0 it is

[graceful token]

if you going to make that then fuck we dead lol

[nocturne nymph]

Nah these are the same damn shots this MF HALIBURTON was making in the IN SEASON TOURNAMENT GAME AGAINST US

[loud drum]

Bruh…

Steph curry on the pacers now?

[tall lodge]

We have no home court advantage lol

[viscid urchin]

I need something from the bench

[indigo dust]

all of that and we starting the second half 0-0

[ripe badge]

What a game great test these pacers I guess lol

[tawny nimbus]

What is with everyone tryharding

[indigo dust]

lol

[stone needle]

alright guys we are fine

[chrome kernel]

Most obvious 3 pointer of all time

[tight grove]

https://x.com/RealBobManning/status/1793086566338121889

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/RealBobManning/status/1793086566338121889

[deft prawn]

Do NOT manifest ts

[stone needle]

don’t worry about this

[hardy cape]

not great

[coarse pumice]

Real

[ashen widget]

Hes enjoying the stage

[coarse pumice]

but fuck it we ball

[sullen haven]

Man I wanted celtics to win against pacers

[nocturne mason]

I swear if Hali turns into 2022 curry I'm going to pray for y'all

[cloud kiln]

At least there not shooting the 80% they did against the knicks lol

[coarse pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-celtics-celtics-flag-lets-go-celtics-celtics-win-gif-25802782

[visual glacier]

NORTH KOREAN LED DEFENSE

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball thread

[ruby oxide]

Bad half

[nocturne mason]

That sounds disturbing

[torpid vault]

Mediocre

[sullen haven]

I am sad nuggets lost.

[royal tusk]

teams just make shots against us

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[tawny nimbus]

They only outscored us by 3 that quarter

[royal tusk]

kind of ridiculous

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[torpid vault]

This is definitely a Winnable game

[jovial glen]

do i dare ask how chat is feeling

[ripe badge]

We will lol is not over

[ripe badge]

Not me

[nocturne nymph]

This wasn’t a bad half man a bad half is being down by 10

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[nocturne nymph]

This was a overall mid half

[royal tusk]

like mathematically it doesn’t make any sense how unlucky the celtics are sometimes

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[ripe badge]

How is Cancun?

[ruby oxide]

Our bench failed us

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[indigo dust]

im still feeling good about the team its been a good game on both sides

they ballin out there

[silver kindle]

Fuck it we ball

[oblique canopy]

Tie game

[flint viper]

we let the god decide

[sullen haven]

Wolves vs Celtics?

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[clear oasis]

why are we tied

[oblique canopy]

Not bad or good

[tall lodge]

We got this we just need to play at our usual level and defend and get more ball movement

[nocturne nymph]

Pacers made some shots they don’t regularly make

[stray dagger]

Two more weeks for me hehee

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[ripe badge]

That’s the plan

[grizzled pecan]

THEY PUNCHING US IN THE MOUTH

[hardy cape]

Fuck it we ball

[cloud kiln]

They shoot a high %, every game is gonna be a slog, we just gotta stay consistant

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[silver kindle]

Ball it we fuck

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[ripe badge]

lol

[pine heart]

Somone feed feed celtics team Haliburton Prime drink.

[jovial glen]

I feel good too, but coming into this server means seeing people spell the end of the entire franchise every quarter

[hardy cape]

Fuck it we ball

[stray dagger]

Fuck it we ball

[stone needle]

It ball we fuck

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

Fuck it we ball

[jovial glen]

manifesting

[zinc ore]

they're shooting like 55% from 3 and its only tied lmao

[viscid urchin]

Fuck ot we ball

[grizzled pecan]

FUCK WE BALL IT

[coarse pumice]

Fuck it we ball

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[ripe badge]

If we lose today we go 7 we agree?

[coarse pumice]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[ripe badge]

If

[rancid steeple]

This is gonna be a close one, hold onto your seats

[pine heart]

Fuck it we ball

[coarse pumice]

WE NOT LOSING

[stone needle]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[nocturne mason]

Ball fuck it we

[coarse pumice]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[ripe badge]

I know

[manic summit]

when is kristaps coming back?

[coarse pumice]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[ruby oxide]

Ok they’re still good shots

[silver kindle]

Celtics 112 Pacers 105 tonight

[royal tusk]

kristaps porzingis would change this series so quick

[indigo dust]

on another note, im tired of my little symbol being standing room...im a steady contributor! where my roses at!

[nocturne nymph]

In the words of Mazzulla, I DONT KNOW

[coarse pumice]

Game 3 or 4 is his targeted return

[jovial glen]

we have good enough players

[coarse pumice]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[deft prawn]

This msg gonna cause a crazy 88% 3PT game or some shit and set us down 0-1 off an 88-129 game or something

[ruby oxide]

I knew that dude was lying

[ripe badge]

Right? Old Celtics be down by 20

[royal tusk]

kornet isn’t really cutting it tonight

[stone needle]

Pacers ain’t staying this hot fellas

[flint viper]

come on man

[tawny nimbus]

Queta time?

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[potent ermine]

Very poor half from us defensively

[ruby oxide]

If tatum just attacked the rim we’d be up 10 rn

[jovial glen]

i'm trying not to be depressed about it

[ripe badge]

Real

[deft prawn]

I don’t think we should even risk going that small

[flint viper]

no old celtics would be up by 20 then blow it in the end

[nocturne nymph]

Only way Queta is touching the court is if we are down by 50 in the 4th quarter 😭😭😭😭

[potent ermine]

When Obi is hitting contested pull up mid ranges and 3s and Hali hitting 40 footers though 😂

[tight grove]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-school-millhouse-classroom-gif-26683141

[ripe badge]

True

[indigo dust]

we are just getting the game 2 gremlin out of the way early

[ruby oxide]

Unless Al is on the court just play small

[opaque smelt]

This is where we really miss KP

[nocturne nymph]

Yeah we need Tatum at the 5 minutes

[jovial glen]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-celtics-jayson-tatum-celtics-wow-woah-gif-25557194

[nocturne nymph]

SHOW THE WORLD WHY YOURE THE BEST DEFENDER ON THE CELTICS TATUM 🥷

[opaque smelt]

If Al was the backup right now we would be better off Kornet cannot hang at this level

[viscid urchin]

Adjust at halftime don't wait for game 2

[deft prawn]

Horford at the 5 this postseason is like watching last year’s C’s tbh

[ruby oxide]

Kornet probably cost us like a 6-7 point lead

[balmy thunder]

Why we tied 😵‍💫 what our defense doing

[nocturne mason]

The Celtics go against a team that are seemingly frauds, think that they'll win against them, with a key player missing that would probably turn the series in their favour, where have i seen this before?

[viscid urchin]

Also who let Chris Paul on espn

[spark forge]

Sub Kornet out

[jovial glen]

dude made a sock account TODAY

[ruby oxide]

Oh yeah horford is back to bricking again

[indigo dust]

he costs us more than that

[stone needle]

No

[ruby oxide]

Facts I was being nice

[deft prawn]

Ntm on my glorious dominican king

[nocturne mason]

Wait he on ESPN?

[jovial glen]

you get banned

[spark forge]

@limpid narwhal You ain't funny dumbass

[viscid urchin]

Halftime show lmao

[spark forge]

Go fuck yourself

[jovial glen]

any mods in the chat rn?

jus tto be safe

[glad scarab]

man stop hating we're tied at halftime with game 1 nothing is wrong with that lmao

[nocturne nymph]

I hate seeing Bob Myers face at halftime

[coarse pumice]

Chat I leave and y’all talking racism

[supple nimbus]

Man what

[jovial glen]

RACISM?! i missed a chapter

[viscid urchin]

Don't give awful coaching thumbnail ideas

[nocturne nymph]

Dawg…💀

[supple nimbus]

What did I walk into

[flint viper]

racism is so american

[tight grove]

[stone needle]

Sir a second person asking to say the n word has hit the chat

[coarse pumice]

hi

[tawny nimbus]

Spell jimmy’s name right first before worrying about this series

[torpid vault]

What’s going on

[copper nacelle]

Do not worry guys

[glad scarab]

new people trolling

[copper nacelle]

I just woke up

[jovial glen]

hi, seems like there's a bunch of newbies with sock accounts

[supple nimbus]

[glad scarab]

"what if i say the hard r"

[copper nacelle]

We are winning this easy

[torpid vault]

They gone?

[tight grove]

Yeah I banned the one guy already

[viscid urchin]

Well it's 0-0 rawcodr

[spark forge]

Should Mazz sub Korn out

[stone needle]

Either heat or pacers trolls most likely

[nocturne mason]

I'm just sayin y'all was tied at that first half that game too

[glad scarab]

looks like it

[flint viper]

😉

[spark forge]

I think he should sub Korn out

[coarse atlas]

Turner decided to show up today

[glad scarab]

this is exactly why we got tingus pingus though

[indigo dust]

theres nobody to sub him with

[tight grove]

You guys can't put all the blame on Kornet lmao

[indigo dust]

too late

kornet is the fall guy

[tawny nimbus]

Are we forgetting that they’re shooting out of their minds and we’re TIED

[glad scarab]

it's not his fault, but he's doing extremely badly ngl

[tight grove]

As a team the defense sucked for most of the half

[glad scarab]

he shouldn't be put in the situations he's been put in in the first place

[torpid vault]

Yeah this is mostly on the defense

[glad scarab]

agreed

[stone needle]

Pacers shooting 59% from 3 and we’re tied. They won’t keep that going

[brittle lake]

https://x.com/therechigoes/status/1792746018997711040

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/therechigoes/status/1792746018997711040

[glad scarab]

LMAO

[jovial glen]

what does this even mean lmaoooo

[flint viper]

that's kinda weird

[jovial glen]

what was bro cooking

[tawny nimbus]

I’m 100% sure that Joe will talk some sense into the guys

[deft prawn]

“Need to get a stop here!! Turner posting up Kornet!!”

[brittle lake]

bro

[ashen widget]

the bucks lost to both of these teams badly including losing the games when giannis played last year stop

[torpid vault]

https://fixupx.com/adamhimmelsbach/status/1793087228262138152

[signal cloud]

🚨 This is a legit source! 🚨

[nocturne nymph]

Did Stephen A just critique our offense and praised Indy’s?

Does he not know both teams scored 64 points?

[flint viper]

better for it to tie by half than in Q3 or 4

[tight grove]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793088352822161670

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793088352822161670

[ashen widget]

the pacers also fucked you in the rs this year

[grand tree]

sub in isaiah thomas

[nocturne mason]

That's true aswell

I'm not hating

Just stating a coincidence

Respectfully

[ashen widget]

hmmm lol

[spark forge]

Would Big Al be a good match up against Turner

[nocturne nymph]

Dude we will lose if we have Queta out there

[jovial glen]

i want to eat more pasta but i can't take the potential heartburn of this game

[spark forge]

I hate TJ McConnell so much he looks like a douche

[nocturne mason]

No hate against y'all I hope y'all fuck the pacers over ❤️

[deft prawn]

Sometimes I forget Horford is just 6,9

[flint viper]

reasonable bio

[tight grove]

But but he's better then kornet

[jovial glen]

i'm plugging my ears

[tight grove]

[indigo dust]

in joe we trust

[stone needle]

PTSD

[flint viper]

what happened in 2023

we don't remember lol

[stone needle]

I WAS DRUNK

[rocky heron]

Think about Kornet and what he adds to the table, but worse

[quiet grotto]

Assuming the celtics win this series, who do you see winning the Larry Bird award (ECF mvp)

1️⃣ JT

2️⃣ JB

3️⃣ D White

4️⃣ KP

5️⃣ Jrue

6️⃣ Big Al

Poll by anubgonecrazy · May 22, 2024, 1:23 AM

[tawny nimbus]

I love how all the instatards are already trolling

[hollow kayak]

Never stopped

[deft prawn]

Man I really wanna lean JB just because Tatum hasn’t been very consistent at all this postseason specifically in his splits

[nocturne nymph]

0 chance White wins it btw

[flint viper]

obviously JT

[nocturne nymph]

Indy

[indigo dust]

i dont have time for that negativity in my life

[ripe badge]

Oh boy here comes the 3rd

[stone needle]

JT wins the Bird, JB wins Finals MVP

[hollow kayak]

Probably the team that paid him this year.

[nocturne nymph]

Doesn’t he still have a role in the Pacers franchise?

Pretty sure he does

[flint viper]

LOL

[jovial glen]

says you, i'm stuck in 180p 10 years ago

[flint viper]

lmao

[hollow kayak]

Now it’s finally just PR but yes FO/consult for a long time.

[flint viper]

cute cat 😍

[nocturne mason]

WE BACK

[coarse pumice]

are u flirting with me?

[jovial glen]

L heat

[hollow kayak]

I think this year was just about the all star game @nocturne nymph

[flint viper]

do u mind?

[supple nimbus]

That was a fast halftime

[acoustic meteor]

WE BACK!

[nocturne nymph]

Ah ok

[coarse pumice]

[flint viper]

Sultin!

[jovial glen]

Be positive, don

[nocturne nymph]

We get it now you don’t have to say it 50 times

[jovial glen]

t hate!

[tawny nimbus]

Let’s roll guys, lock em up in the second

[tight grove]

I still can't believe he did that insurance commercial around all star break lol

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball

[indigo dust]

alright lets do this

[deft prawn]

The “aww” is the funniest shit ever im not gonna lie https://fxtwitter.com/pacers/status/1793089757867909344?s=46

[jovial glen]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[spark forge]

Why do mfs waste their time joining other team servers just to send stupid shit

[stone needle]

Fuck it we ball thread

[nocturne mason]

Fuck it we ball

[jovial glen]

because their teams ain't playing LOL

[stone needle]

FUCK IT WE BALL

[tawny nimbus]

It makes them feel superior and also satisfies their high that would otherwise be achieved by jacking off to anime girls

[indigo dust]

look at the stands, the concessions are backed up lol

[coarse pumice]

There goes da lead

[manic rapids]

I swear if we start out this slow

[nocturne mason]

MOVING SCREEN???

[coarse pumice]

And a turnover

[supple nimbus]

Sigh

[flint viper]

i am ready to doom

[manic rapids]

Same lol

[hollow kayak]

Rough

[nocturne mason]

I am not

[manic rapids]

I miss kp

[tight grove]

#rants

[coarse pumice]

Foul on jb

[stone needle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stab-spongebob-stab-anime-stab-gif-20196230

[jovial glen]

can i get a time please

[indigo dust]

al was left alone on an island

[tight grove]

#rants

[indigo dust]

not his fault

[tall lodge]

If we get knocked out by Indiana….

[signal sierra]

doomer

[deft prawn]

Kinda sleepy @ me if Jayson Tatum reaches above 50% FG shooting i’m gonna try to nap

[supple nimbus]

…

[flint viper]

then...

[coarse pumice]

Horford 3

[jovial glen]

i'm at 11:14...

[coarse pumice]

BANGGG

[nocturne mason]

I'm going to eat everything in the Indiana corn fields

[flint viper]

that might be my end of the journey

[ember turtle]

i mean what are we supposed to do about that

[flint viper]

as a C fan

[coarse pumice]

JAYLENNN

[supple nimbus]

wtf

[coarse pumice]

[signal sierra]

we back

[jovial glen]

what is the actual time lmao

[dense kernel]

gotta be kidding me

wtf

[indigo dust]

needed that from al

[coarse pumice]

TATUMMM

[supple nimbus]

I’m at 9:58

[tight grove]

DAMN JB

[coarse pumice]

Timeout

[manic rapids]

TATUM

[ashen widget]

My lord jaylen was that legal

[tawny nimbus]

How ahead are you wow

[nocturne nymph]

JB that was NASSATYYYY

[coarse pumice]

TIMEOUT

[hollow kayak]

Nice 7-0 run

[copper nacelle]

nice little run

[stone needle]

Lesss gooooo

[ember turtle]

tasty run

[flint viper]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-shit-this-my-shit-jayson-tatum-tatum-celtics-gif-12788273711508176763

[glad scarab]

8/24 is barely below league average by the way doris

[stone needle]

fuck it we BALLLLLLLL

[ember turtle]

lets keep the pace up

[indigo dust]

we need more of that

[ashen widget]

Didn't jaylen jump off his non pivot foot or im tripping

[tall lodge]

Let’s goooooo

[jovial glen]

i'm telling you, people who can afford cable are from the future

[coarse pumice]

RAHHHH

[glad scarab]

stop trolling your team lost in the first round in 5 games

[stone needle]

FUCK REGGIE MILLER

[ashen widget]

I know that hardly gets called but like dayum lol

[flint viper]

Heat fan talking

[ember turtle]

enjoy the offseason bro

[glad scarab]

SO TRUE

[coarse pumice]

What

[gleaming knoll]

4-1.

[indigo dust]

it looked real unorthodox, he got game he hasnt unleashed yet

[glad scarab]

you would have lost in 4

[supple nimbus]

lol

[manic rapids]

Jimmy sucks bro

[coarse pumice]

With jimmy ? 4-0

[tawny nimbus]

Then you still would have gotten clamped

[spark forge]

lol

[ember turtle]

"if" culture

[manic rapids]

Jimmy owns nobody

[gleaming knoll]

Jimmy wouldn’t have made a difference bud

[glad scarab]

nah dwhite owns you

[ember turtle]

if if if if if

[supple nimbus]

Enjoy Cancun buddy

[flint viper]

bye bye

[glad scarab]

thanks mods

[tight grove]

[flint viper]

IF IF IF

[viscid urchin]

Cya

[jovial glen]

BRO

[stone needle]

Jimmy? We talking about Jimmy???

[tawny nimbus]

Get that waste of space out of here

[flint viper]

famous last words

[glad scarab]

[ashen widget]

Anti this mofo

[sacred nymph]

Is this the same Jimmy that got booted last game?

[glad scarab]

^

please

[ember turtle]

the best ability is availability

[viscid urchin]

Rip bozo

[tall lodge]

Fuck Jesus all my homies hate Jesus

[ashen widget]

jaeycob for the win

[supple nimbus]

Pack

[flint viper]

who is jesus?

[glad scarab]

jayson tatum

it's his nickname

[flint viper]

oh true true!

[hollow kayak]

Not Jimmy

[stone needle]

Carpenter from Nazareth

[flint viper]

jimmy is overrated ngl

[manic summit]

has there ever been an nba player named jesus?

[tight grove]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793092483276308642

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793092483276308642

[stone needle]

Jesus Shuttlesworth

(Ray Allen)

[flint viper]

do yall know joe biden is in Boston today

[coarse pumice]

JRUEEE

HOLIDAYO

[manic summit]

hes probably here to watch kornet

[copper nacelle]

JRUE!

[coarse pumice]

brah tabum

[flint viper]

he's brining more homeless people here

[tawny nimbus]

Yeah, they had to make an announcement earlier before the game

[stone needle]

Needs to shake Tatum’s hand

[ripe badge]

This is a great game ngl

[sacred nymph]

I saw a post from Celtics social media saying to plan ahead because of that

[flint viper]

yea they blocked a lot of the traffic

[coarse pumice]

3 would’ve been huge Al

[spark forge]

Cmon Al

[manic rapids]

Ugh

[glad scarab]

I wish holiday just went up for the layup

[coarse pumice]

TAT

BUM

[flint viper]

bro all you do is hating

[copper nacelle]

TATUM

[flint viper]

stop it

[coarse pumice]

Make something here

[stone needle]

RAHHHHH

[spark forge]

I need them to humble Mickeyburton

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[coarse pumice]

tabum to the line

Rahhhh

[tight grove]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-stop-get-some-help-michael-jordan-gif-7964841

[tall lodge]

Tatum looks great tonight

[jovial glen]

i got 7:28, am i close

[tall lodge]

He is locked in

[stone needle]

Time for Tatum to get inside

[spark forge]

Tatum always looks great

[sacred nymph]

Yes

[coarse pumice]

sorry brother but tatum not living to his potential

[jovial glen]

thank you!!

[tight grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jasontatum-confused-whatsgoingon-lookingaround-imlost-gif-27101619

[stone needle]

What the Fuck is a Nembhard

[coarse pumice]

Missed a free throw

tabum

[hollow kayak]

Just 3pt shooting isn’t going

[jovial glen]

i like how he's looking at the comment

[nocturne nymph]

very cool adjustment from Mazzulla they have Jrue/Tatum on Turner now

[spark forge]

Celtics really need to work on FT shooting

[tight grove]

He hit 27 in a row lmao

[coarse pumice]

HOLIDAY

[tawny nimbus]

I wasn't worried (I was a little bit)

[coarse pumice]

|| this does not fuel my narrative so I will ignore it ||

[tight grove]

Yeah he's wanting to post up and it's slowing down the pacers offense

[stone needle]

Good stuff Jrue

[ripe badge]

Damn Tatum end his free throw streak 😭

[stone needle]

Please don't sell Boston I'm rooting for y'all

[flint viper]

says a lot about you lmao

[stone needle]

JB LES GOOOOOOOO

[indigo dust]

i like the euro

[nocturne mason]

Monaco grand prix

Go leclerc

[stone needle]

OBI TOPPIN YOU BUM

[coarse pumice]

bro I’m not being dead ass I just like calling him tabum

[glad scarab]

lmao

[tall lodge]

Yah it happens we need to hit the paint more

[tight grove]

Did we run some zone against the heat?

[flint viper]

i get it, u just liked it that way

you do you

[coarse pumice]

huh

[visual glacier]

That crowd SILENT silent on JB's free throws😭😭

[nocturne nymph]

We’re cutting baseline lane for Haliburton to drive on

[manic rapids]

I think they tuned out the cheering

[indigo dust]

thats an offensive foul all day

[coarse pumice]

Kornet in

[glad scarab]

nesmith and tatum are going to have a double tech at some time this series

[nocturne nymph]

This has been good adjustments from Mazzulla, I wasn’t expecting anything

[glad scarab]

unless it only goes four games

[stone needle]

All right big Korn

[hollow kayak]

ESPN sucks. The crowd is much louder on the rsdio.

[tawny nimbus]

Kornet redeption arc?

[opaque smelt]

Defense has been much better so far

[coarse pumice]

NESMITH GONE LETS GO

[indigo dust]

unless they spent the bench time leveling up his stats, kornets about to give up our lead

[tight grove]

Mazzulla is him

[coarse pumice]

TATBUM BANG

[trim willow]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[glad scarab]

TATUM HUGE

[trim willow]

tatum is my savior

[nocturne nymph]

JTTTTTT

[flint viper]

!tatum3

[glad scarab]

third quarter is celticland

[hollow kayak]

19-6

[coarse pumice]

Jarret Allen

[jovial glen]

lol

[nocturne nymph]

IF WE WIN THESE KORNET MINUTES WE WIN THE DAMN GAME

[stone needle]

SOUP IS BOIL

[coarse pumice]

They blocked kornet

[ashen widget]

thats how we palm their forehead and push em back out to arms length like a lil bro

[stone needle]

WHISKEY IS POUR

[coarse pumice]

[loud drum]

Hey I wanted to say thank you guys who have a faster game and can call plays before I see them

[glad scarab]

I was going to scream if kornet put that down

[graceful token]

shut up danny

[coarse pumice]

FREE THROWS

[tight grove]

AHHHHHHH

[coarse pumice]

RAHHH

[glad scarab]

AWWWWWWW

[tight grove]

Almost

[flat plinth]

Did yall peep drake maye?

[flint viper]

i like this Q3 so far

[hollow kayak]

Sorry you are pirating

[stone needle]

Is Janos?

[indigo dust]

the most athletic move hes made all game

[visual glacier]

How did that not go in

[hollow kayak]

Who?

[glad scarab]

youtube tv is like 2 seconds behind cable and like 10 behind local in boston

[tight grove]

@mayenation

[loud drum]

I’m being genuine…. I’m watching in sling tv….

[ashen widget]

yee love how hes been emersing himself in our other teams and scene

[stray dagger]

Why the fuck is the garden so quiet

[coarse pumice]

Nesmith back in

[flat plinth]

Drake maye patriots qb

[jovial glen]

yeah that's rough

[trim willow]

double lane?

[coarse pumice]

jump ball

[stray dagger]

It was so much louder 2022

[nocturne nymph]

I think if Kornet got a and 1 they would’ve went crazy

[glad scarab]

I get that but tbf expect people to spoil the next play if you look in here

[stone needle]

DEI

[tight grove]

So we get a chance at the ball cause we missed a free throw?

[stray dagger]

Maybe they muted the crowd?

[tight grove]

lol

[coarse pumice]

JB

[orchid heath]

what time you guys on? i feel like i'm delayed

[jovial glen]

NICE

[coarse pumice]

EXPOSE THAT BUM

[jovial glen]

LETS GOOOOO

[tight grove]

JBBBBBBBB

[supple nimbus]

WOOOOO

[coarse pumice]

[coarse atlas]

LMAOOO NESMITH YOU BUM

[stone needle]

GOOD SHIT JB

[flint viper]

nice D

[nocturne nymph]

JBBBBBBB

[coarse atlas]

BRO SO ASS

LMAOO

[indigo dust]

yessir

[sick roost]

Fan the flames JB!!

[loud drum]

Wait wait… no that wasn’t a sarcastic thank you!!!! I was legit thanking you guys lol cause it makes me feel better when I see stuff like “TATUM 3” haha

[indigo dust]

eat it nesmith

[stone needle]

FUCK YOU NESMITH

[jovial glen]

i'm slightly less delayed than others at 5:10. i would look it up online too

[coarse pumice]

TATUM

[glad scarab]

OH lmao

[coarse pumice]

Wrong reply

[ripe badge]

Damn 75-84 wtf when this happen as soon as I turn around lol

[jovial glen]

?

[glad scarab]

I completely thought you were being sarcasic xD

too used to trolls

[trim willow]

TATUM

[stone needle]

HALLIBURTON SHOOTS LIKE A FUCKING JUNIOR HIGH GIRL

[tight grove]

Same

[nocturne nymph]

FLEX ON EM JTTT

[coarse atlas]

Nasmith is so ass lmao

[coarse pumice]

did you mean to say that to me?

[hollow kayak]

You reach I teach

[tight grove]

Call it a flagrant

He got hit on the head

[stone needle]

JTTTTT

[flint viper]

Tatum art

[jovial glen]

no....did i? oops my b

[ripe badge]

What a 3rd quarter lol

[opaque smelt]

Good Shit JT

[ember turtle]

have we stopped dooming yet

[glad scarab]

dude I stg tatum and nesmith are going to have a fight at some point

[stray dagger]

LETS GOOO

[flint viper]

player with the most Aura!

[ripe badge]

Cute rabbit!!!!

[bitter raptor]

More of that from Tatum pleas

[viscid urchin]

12-0 run again bout to be 13

[manic rapids]

Yeeesss

[opaque smelt]

Remember when we were shit in the 3rd quarter?

[ripe badge]

That’s my cute rabbit

[viscid urchin]

WEAREBACK

[glad scarab]

every time they interact they're fucking pissed at each other

[ripe badge]

And on 3rd quarter lmao

[tight grove]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793094949413810551

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793094949413810551

[nocturne nymph]

Tatum ain’t that type of guy to fight someone tho

[stray dagger]

Nesmith getting cooked like bbq chicken

[manic summit]

tatum crowd scream yk what that means

[ripe badge]

!tatum4

[tawny nimbus]

Turn back around

[jovial glen]

i woild tell you the time but i'm being forced to watch these children dance

[viscid urchin]

Just like my 2k game earlier LMAO

[nocturne nymph]

Yup, it’s been working.

[indigo dust]

thats why we traded you nesmith....trash

[coarse atlas]

He thinks he’s him too lol

[ripe badge]

Fr lmao

[hollow kayak]

Bird Brain Joe

[glad scarab]

I don't think tatum is going to fight, I think nesmith is going to make a deal out of something and tatum won't back down yk?

[viscid urchin]

!joe

[ripe badge]

Fuck yeah about to do same tonight lmao

[coarse atlas]

Nesmith is the new Dillon Brooks

[orchid heath]

lmfao

[flint viper]

lol

[glad scarab]

double techs and we all move on

[stray dagger]

Bro is in Tatum’s domain expansion

[stone needle]

Whose car we taking

[ripe badge]

All gas no breaks Cs cmon

[trim willow]

the aura is astronomical

[civic valve]

Tatum at the center

[viscid urchin]

That was my command idea haha

[nocturne nymph]

ye

[stone needle]

Lineup of death

[orchid heath]

someone ping me when kornet scores pls

[loud drum]

What are we doing different that has fixed the game??

[jovial glen]

4:50 i think

[tight grove]

Mazzulla is cookingggggg tonight

[dark matrix]

God 4 games of this is going to be tough to watch , indiana is just swiss cheese on defence

[junior finch]

what's obi doing

[orchid heath]

they're just playing worse

[nocturne nymph]

Gonna have to wait for a long time unfortunately 💀

[trim willow]

play slower

[dark summit]

i fucking hate this guy on the right

[junior finch]

we should thank obi

[trim willow]

make the pacers grind the game out

[nocturne mason]

Free big macs

[trim willow]

why he standing like that

[orchid heath]

ah fuck it, here goes

[nocturne mason]

DON'T MISS

[glad scarab]

just accept that we're going to lose game 2 and everything will be OK

[orchid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-kornet-dab-luke-kornet-dabs-luke-kornet-celebration-luke-kornet-celtics-gif-681465278493527595

[flint viper]

and still lose

[manic summit]

brown being consistent throught this whole playoff run just makes me so happy

[trim willow]

bro is hating

in the celtics game chat

[dark summit]

garden started off quiet tonight and now it’s getting louder

[glad scarab]

W

[dark matrix]

We will lose a game due to variance probably but also they suck

[tight grove]

Just need to hold off the last pacers run

[glad scarab]

indeed

[jovial glen]

@tight grove

[frosty copper]

THIS

[tight grove]

Huh

[jovial glen]

1488 is a reference to hitler

[tight grove]

Ah

Thanks

[ripe badge]

Cute rabbit!!

[jovial glen]

why is everyone coming in being wild lmao let us have this moment

[nocturne nymph]

How did you even know that

[dark summit]

JRUE HITS A THREEEE

[manic summit]

we are playing the second best offensive team we're obviously gonna have some struggle

[jovial glen]

i'm jewish 💀

[nocturne nymph]

I thought bro was just saying random numbers

[hollow kayak]

Public discord, 4 teams left

[nocturne nymph]

Oh

[coarse pumice]

BANGGGG HOLIDAY PROVE THEM WRONG

[frosty copper]

Im just trying to watch some basketball gang

[stone needle]

HOLIDAY

[glad scarab]

what a daaaaager

[hollow kayak]

Jrue

[glad scarab]

holiday's been amazing this game

[nocturne mason]

GET A FUCKJG REBOUND

[indigo dust]

holiday has been doing well

[nocturne mason]

Woah

[indigo dust]

but tatum is doing the damned thing

[coarse pumice]

HOLIDAY

[tight grove]

mcconnell is too good

[ashen widget]

I came across that as well in the past couple months, someone posting about a car with that on their license plate and how it was a dog whistle, there's benign ways to come across such things

[coarse atlas]

We need KP lmao

[jovial glen]

nice

[manic summit]

espn being nice to tatum

[glad scarab]

wasn't their fault prichard was playing the center position

lmfao

[trim willow]

what was that pass tho lwk

[tight grove]

This would be a sweep with KP

[stone needle]

Pacers shooting % did not hold up

[coarse pumice]

[manic summit]

holiday

[hollow kayak]

Pascal 5-14

[manic summit]

cook

[stone needle]

What do you know

[jovial glen]

alright now wer just can't let them catch up

[tulip moss]

Pacers in some trouble man

[coarse pumice]

Timeout

[tight grove]

Good call Joe

[glad scarab]

pacers only have two timeouts

[viscid urchin]

Joe with another w timeout

[glad scarab]

if we go on a run they can't stop us

[tall lodge]

LFG

[tight grove]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793096650988396785

[viscid urchin]

Get to the free throw line boys

[obsidian socket]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1793096650988396785

[glacial robin]

Jrue is so good

[junior finch]

wtf tatum

[manic summit]

i already know twitter is gonna talkl about our free throw attempts

[tall lodge]

Zone defense is working

[manic summit]

its current 17-2

in fta

[stone needle]

Pacers defense is Swiss fucking cheese

[glad scarab]

ha beat you :)

[tall lodge]

Fuck Twitter

[junior finch]

bruh that last possession was a brain fart

[frail turtle]

There isnt a fake Kornet doesn't like lol bro jumps at everything

[flint viper]

it's X now

[indigo dust]

if we win, haters are going to say we were supposed to, if we lose we wont hear the end of it.....

[jovial glen]

alright pasta break

[glad scarab]

wait one of those has to be a tv timeout right?

[hollow kayak]

Twitter is a great tool. For something

[glacial robin]

One of the best games Jrue has had with us imo

[glad scarab]

so really they only have one

[nocturne nymph]

Damn

[icy turtle]

well its true

[tight grove]

It's good for Celtics reporters and that's literally it lmao

[icy turtle]

we should win

[glad scarab]

ow

[tulip moss]

That’s just what it’s like when you’re on top. Get used to it

[hollow kayak]

Can we pass

[glad scarab]

that looked painful for kornet

[glacial robin]

nervous for kornet there too

[orchid heath]

is tatum having the worst year of his career? i feel like his FG% must be in the low 40s

[toxic gale]

Im@arguing rn with like the whole instagram all the folks go to my school hating on us dawg

[glacial robin]

No lmfao omg

what

[toxic gale]

I said fuck McDaniels and fuck ant

[glad scarab]

that drive happened because obi grabbed hauser's arm

[toxic gale]

Fuck the tinberwolves Celtics nation over here

[deft prawn]

😭

[coarse pumice]

Hauser has not been making threes brah