#V-Mail clues

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" I am writing these personally and will be happy to write more/tweak them so they can be added to the game!
---CLUE TYPE: "where did that money come from?!"---
"Dear %, your transaction of $10,000 (or other randomly selected number) in (%'s employer) company stock has been approved. We thank you for your investment in %(company) and look forward to planning ahead for a successful future together."

"Order confirmation"
"Dear (%suspect) Thank you for your business with (% company making luxury goods whose name is randomly selected from a short list). Due to the nature of it's high value please allow extra time for shipping and handling to ensure your order arrives in perfect condition. Feel free to contact us with any concerns."

"Bank transfer FROM suspect"
"CONFIRMATION OF TRANSFER OF FUNDS"
"SENDING ACCT DETAILS: (%suspect), $10,000
"DATE: TIME: "
"RECIEVING ACCT DETAILS: (%othernpc), $10,000

"Third party debt payoff"
"On behalf of (scary-sounding debt collection company name),"
"Dear (%sir/ma'am), the payment in the amount of (%randombigamount) has been processed."
"This satisfies all financial and legal obligations of (%suspect) to (%company). Thank you for your cooperation"
"Please notify us of attempts by any person(s) contacting you for further payments."
"Sincerely,"
(%CEO of debt collection company)

"Hospital bill"
"Dear (%mr/mrs) %suspect,"
"The financial department at %hospitalname has received your payment for %bigamount. With these funds the resources needed to complete %majormedicalprocedure for %suspects_immmediate_relative" can be made available with all due haste. We will keep you informed of %relative's status."
"Sincerely,"
"%hospital"

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"Bank deposit TO suspect"
"This is a confirmation of a deposit in the amount of %randombigamount on %dateandtime"
"We thank you for your business at %bank"

"Back rent payoff"
"Dear tenant at %apartments,"
"A payment was received on %dateandtime, in the amount of %bigamount. We are pleased to inform you that all past-due fees and accumulated unpaid rents have now been satisfied. Please be more prompt with your monthly rent in the future.
"Sincerely,"
%apartments or %someone employed by apartments

"Blackmail payoff"
"I left a bag in the place with the %randomamount inside"
"Keep your end of the deal, you %cussword"

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---CLUE TYPE: "hmm, how did they get that?!"---
"Dear Mr/Mrs %suspect,"
"I have received multiple complaints about your unprofessional behavior."
"In brief - stop boasting about your new %expensiveitem."
"I dont know how you managed to afford it, but I care even less for your attitude."
"Sincerely,"
%boss at employer

FROM %coworker or %randomizedjunk email
"Quit bragging about that new %expensivething or I'll come break your teeth**"
"You're going to be living on water and noodles for a year to be able to buy it anyway, you idiot."
**for extra humor, have a list of randomized threats to pick from!

FROM %spouse
"You agreed to talk to me about any big purchases!"
"Today I came home to see a new %expensivething sitting in the living room"
"I'm seriously angry! When you come home tonight I want a word with you!"

FROM %neighbor
Subject: Be careful
"Some friendly advice for you - watch who you tell about that shiny new %expensivething"
"People talk, and people get jealous. If the wrong person hears about it you might come home to a busted down door!"