#Smoking buffs and debuffs
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Not being able to smoke is an actual crime against noir
In cold weather I usually wear a long coat. During smoke breaks at work I ponder if that perp I put behind bars in ‘48 was the right man after we found his calling card a few months later.
A literal sin that there's pipes, cigars, and cigarettes yet we can't smoke.
At least let me to light it up so I would look more credible
If a man in a trench coat is outside my door I’ll just tell em to go away through the peep hole.
If however he’s smoking a pipe that’s a different story entirely, I’d be mad NOT to see what he has to say.
'Can I help you mysterious smoking man in a trench coat?'
‘Yes, one starch cola please.’