#🤯│off-topic
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tlauncher
im a skyblock rat, best thing ever
how old even are you
17 you lil mongrel
That's loud.
please add trigger warnings to jumpscares like that
@urban sail @nimble gull let me do my hw smh.
Lmao 
i did NOT do anything, go do them! goodluck 
what an unc
just reminder that carrot with Knockback III ahh weapon
ur the same age too, you cant talk lil unc
unc

Fake Santa attack
dear god wtf
what an unc
aslo inedible 
Youre the unc
Who’s older between these 2 fools?
The ancient uncle
minipao i know you aint talking with your allegations
dang so many unc spem
Gramps being the true uncle.
i don't have any allegations, miniature unc 🙏
you're talking about @nimble gull
kowoh you still aint beating ur own allegations too
Nuh uh. He's this guy.
both have now
Wait really?
Yes.
shopao and minipao COLLABED in their situations
Shut up you tv table height figure
Reel
where are the tall nuts smh
They are gone
Too expensive
@humble comet it started to rain again lmao
It's currently normal weather former rn.
Thunderstorm at your place pls. 
You don't
i thought it was OVER
My weather today has normal and good
ITS DONE, THEY ARE OVER, FINALLY DONE
good
" how do i get this " 
ur still 5’4, midget unc
Become mod dude.
So no more fakepaos.
Atm.
I shall send raining fish to your house noob 
Yes
Raining fish was an actual thing in Honduras btw. 
based vietnam weather as of now
SHUT UP part 73
all paos shall be promptly executed
😨
u will be executed soon rat
Nah 
ur execution day is coming soon so u might as well make your days count kowoh
Listen up Lil bro, if you lose again to cosine, I'll Smack a great white shark across your face that you'll regret being born.
Do it
I can see the chances of him being smacked and losing being just as high as each other
His chance of winning is almost non-existent.
Smack him with a blue whale
I'm gonna destroy you again before my thunder will be coming in few second
You mean i have to Smack him by using his mom?
Ye
Roger that.
Oh, you think you’re Zeus now huh? Where’s it at? It all sounds delusional and non existent in this case 
He prolly doesn’t have one
Zeus and Misaka has a same one
That's a Motherless moment right there.
Keep your femboy trash to yourself
Who is this? Go away, we-do-not-know-you.
Why you call my femboy is really trash and stinky
seen that dude
I bet Misaka can't beat killua in a one on one battle. 
Because you stink like fish 
he's as stink as a Rotten fish.
Guh
this is how @drifting idol and @light vector be fighting like against stick ngl
Exactly
Womp womp
thats their issue, i aint involved in it
Sorry, I was refering to the vid
Lmao
Pull out that feesh sword
Too bad vro doesn’t know how to use a sword
Got It, here it is.
Cats are better than dogs
Tru
Owls are just cats that can fly
Fun fact, Owls don't have eyeballs
Fun fact owls have long legs
Imagine if Realwan has a christmas hat in pfp
Owls only have eyes that looks straight instead of moving around unlike us so they have to move their heads to look at us.
I definitely know that
Ima train my owl to hunt ppl

And grab things
REAL
Bombarding Stixel with Fishes to the point where he surrenders.
the fish howitzer
I dont do that
We dont celebrate anything here 
caliber: Grouper fish
Oh yea
Zawg it had to pour at the worsr possible time, i was gonna go to get a hair cut
L moment
maybe i should just grab an umbrella and just do it
Free shower
Just grab shampoo
go to hell, i aint doing allat
Philippines has unlimited free shower without needing water source. 
Facts
free water from floor
yo
leptospirosis flavor
That water is definitely not clear..
i wouldn't want that to touch my eyes and lips 💀
But hey free swimming pool atleast
yo
All fun and games, until you realize there's a rat also swimming
free leptospirosis 🤑
That's kowoh swimming in it.
still water😨
Yes
stix the type of fish to swim in still water
zawg
Mf finna get brain eating Amoebas.
brain eating amoeba refused to eat it
does he have a brain
Ur honest reaction
No this is my honest reaction
No he doesn't.
Brain eating amoeba?
This is mine
Still water reference?
yes
Your honest reactor core
your honest nether reactor core
😨
BRO IS SHOCKED
Evil discord 
Very scari
Discord has joined the dark side.
Discord when Harmony walks in
Rodents of unusual sizes 💀
Australia
Wish Harmony was an app for people who wants a peaceful chat.
Fallout
White line looks kinda neat
You know its really evil when the ping color looks like dried blood
It does look like dried blood.
My ping color is still mustard. 
@humble comet took me long enough lel to walk there :/
Discordians vs harmonians
It was a long walk there?
not really but it just feels long ngl
its like 600 metres away my house one way and 900 the other
I wonder what type of haircut you're getting.
Sup
Sup spy
That's pure sin...
NOOOOO
Disgusting
send her to the sun and see if she still likes it
Warcrime
Throw a flashbang
I don't like use light mode in everytime in chat
Then why tf are you using it to begin with
@humble comet i bought another pair-
anakin. is AFK: chilling with turkey and eating family - 6 days ago
eating what now
DAYUM, 6 days is crazy 
Man the movie yesterday was good
Eating your mom
What
....
moon
Maybe Anakin will come back to chat in few days lol
Nerd
Yes
@nimble gull 
Also goofy ahh status bro is tryna rizz
nice banner actually, i'm part of that in there.

did u see me pao?
i did
awesome.
kochiya sanae
yes.
Ooo stalker

Heard its pretty good but some issue
I'm more interested in the campaign mode

basil i heard corn dogs are greasy, now i'm unsure if i buy one.
wtf they are not greasy
they are much less greasy than normal sausages
@upbeat flame I got this as a gift 
very very fun game
are they?
Thats such a fun game
fairly certain
I see
I mean for that matter I also want bo2, bo3 etc
the good ones
or the ones with good story
cuz from what i've seen on how to make them.. they just dip it in cooking oil to deep fry the batter..
you see the hot dog is already inside the batter
i noticed.




SAN JOSE????
CALI MENTIONED 🔥
@humble comet ugh that took way longer lmao
WTF IS CHEAP FAST FOOD
Atleast you got the haircut done.
frfr
What is "cheap" for you Californians?
Today's the day pablo great great great great uncle birthday

PABLO
Ahem...Pao
sir yes sir

Bros not a soldier
I will cook all the chicken

daily dubstep spider, day 37
SPIDER CANT DANCE
am I stupid or is that snake from metal gear
they can
explain that recent video then
That's a animation spider tho not a real life one
No excuses
pablo does not agree
Teach me
he does!!!
but I'm alive and I see it which means that an animated spider is one that is in real life
Time to ask dan
@nimble gull stinky
hai
@humble comet looks clean doesnt it?
Guh
Dapper
@solid ledge i went and got my hair done lol
Whar
So you got a haircut?
yeah, my hair was growing out of my hat lmao
Looking dapper and professional.
Idk how to become a nerd
You're alr a nerd
It's for a dance
Where is your friend
Tasks.
Grandma!
lol hi 🥔
Hello 
Looks pretty clean, nice haircut!
@vagrant spade
Are you grinding...a discord game?
@solid ledge dottore
Gabby! 
Hello 
WHERE IS TAO
Off chasing qiqi.
Ah...



its for the free 1 day of nitro
its free so im taking it

gimme this emote gang
:shopao:
:shopao:
shopee

Gabby UwU, you're too late with me
how are you?
good, making coffee, hbu?
Im supposed to be studying but I cant focus
Morning Stick. UwU
sorry for being late.
yup
Yeah studying is for nerds
.
i literally cant 😭
I got two tests tmrw
Don't study🔥
Enoki 2nd
Nvm
2nd enoki?
i don't study before exams ngl
Mina.
Hey Forg bwaa
hi stixl bwa
stock knowledge
Very silly
Car included 
real
Me too
Morning Forg.
ive seen this person on insta
Not with me
This gives me the Pedro Raccoon vibes ngl.
Good morning gabby!
How'd you sleep
I'mma try to ask him to watch with me
Good thanks.
off_scrxpt
Pulling up to the dance and breaking it down
very nice
Need ☕️
☕
Anyways Off to do some shenanigans.


bye bye paper
Have fun.
buhbye
Hey Alan
I'll come back in evening.
Hi
Mornin
ill prob be asleep by then
Must be good to be back on Dis.
Hey Proskull how you
hello red!
Definitely
Bye.
Bye Paper
@cursive stirrup @vagrant spade doin alri. Hows yall
im doing great thanks
Doing done in school and having with some chatting
bai
Omg! Bishop!
Adversary Bishop
Welcome back!

Probably you didn't see him when he come back in server lmao
😭
I feel like he forgot me too ngl
When was that?
Ah ok.
2/12, same time as @reef quest
4 days ago
I been out for 4 months 
Where is @drifting idol Sleeping?
☕
Tbf, I had Lando or Dattu asking me if I wanted to join the insta gc or somethin
Gabby?
I kinda forgor to respond...
What the hell?
Yes.
Those idiots couldve said something rather than be so secretive about it
Naur

It's either that or I resort to nuclear weapons
yall are reminding me about next year’s grade 12 formal already 💀💀💀
You are off to a dance?
Me three
You younglings.
A true Apothecary
ok grandma 
Demise Apothecary reference from way back?
Yes
Im surprised how tf i even remembered that
Although I got switched to being Apothecary the 1st despite Demi being the OG
I think it had something to do with how I was older
Older discord age, older physical age ig
@unborn mortar have a wonderful time!
Physical age
Demi Demi you so smelli
Same to Elvin too
when we was the Ad-Bishops
You smell too


Sarge 
French fries 🫡
Serg is lurking.
Hash Browns 

But he don't have nitro
Thats Elvin when we was playing Backroome in roblox the other day
So anyway, there is a article that someone just toss a entire can of spam into a campfire
And guess what 
||It literally exploded like a grenade||
fricking idiot killed me twice by mistake lol
Gotta get some nitro soon.
What was the article?
Yes 

Good morning! 🐟
🐡
I think I know where they tryna lead you to 
I'm not sure I'm going to like where this is headed...
Its all similar to previously with our old monkeys gc with me you Elvin demon demise paper and dzn in it
@solid ledge it all makes sense now
Hi how’s you
Man where did this come from
It wasn't that bad
Hmm
Who's in it?
Good thanks and you?
me, Elvin, Abood, Demon, Lando, Dattu, Corrupt and Forg
and Paper too
Sounds like a ticking bomb
and Dzn too
Ok sleep well.
It gets worse sometimes lol
Oh man now I really wanna join 
sure, anyone is allowed to join lel
Nooo. You will be corrupted.
Lemme send u user rq
K
Lmao i forgot to censor the image and got filemuted 

Oh I didn't notice what it said 
It was the profile of the gc
it was lmao
i bought some maple flavoured spam recently!
giving it to my girlfriend for christmas because she is always talking about how good it is when camping
Blind ahh 😭
Yummers
Oh I get the joke.
the joke is joke
I'm dmart
unc got curbstomped, L bozo
Ur still 5’4 
Yummer
yes unc, today we feast
i mean like
its basically 5'5, and if we round up to the nearest 10 then im like 6'0, and since its 6'0 we might as well up it to 6'1, and with shoes it goes up to like 6'2, not including hair so like im basically 6'4
If I was 18 I would personally already tracked you down and hunted you like a midget Bigfoot
@west frost do u like lobster or crab more
Both. Depends where from and price
Maine lobster vs dungeness crab. From where? Idk. Price is similar
Locals places. Pulled that day placess.
What
OH. So which one do u prefer tho
Same place, caught same day
Ngl I don't have a preference. Depends how it's cooked
Oh
What if both are just steamed
Depends on what I want that day
@fervent furnace, Are you Chinese?
I’m looking for someone to help me with Chinese 🥲
This is sad.
Yea
@plucky pier
Clans is dead
No
Why not
We hahaha heights requirement
Waht
@west frost finally out of the grave 




I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE 🗣️ ❗
TO SET MY DEMONS STRAIGHT 🗣️ ❗
I KNOW I MADE YOU WAAIT 🗣️ ❗
I'm so tired
To help with translation?
Go to the bed
Arrange sentences
Yeah I can
Ok i will add u
I don't wanna
Skill issue
How does this guy have veterans mask at level 31

show loadout and the full id
it ain't loading lolz
ok yeah not even trying to hide it if not the mask he mods the most obvious overrated weapon
7
So report
Oversleep
We need this mech in pg3d game(?)
Nobody here can anything
Bomb

same
rare gramps sighting
hey

Smyl 

Stinker
Christmas is close...
The hunt for Ninong and Ninang is here

Wrong person
19 days left will be coming
@west frost GET ON WAR START
Who do you think you will get in next version?
You do the war start you veteran unc 

Left one
it’s exam period here🪦
I would pull for noelle
Oof it's already over here and SAT too. Good luck
@reef quest I went and got my hair cut today too lmao
Monke
?afk Eepy and do tasks @small flame
@unborn mortar I set your AFK: Eepy and do tasks @small flame
No u
Demise & silly_Punishment is AFK: Eepy and do tasks @small flame - a few seconds ago
There was quite a bit of chaos in our country on the 3 if there had been an exam it would have been terrible
I hope you get a good score
thank you!
Did they lift the thing in Korea?
Exchange rate or what
The left one ofc
Martial Law
I've read the news recently. The korea president stepped down in under 6h which is crazy.
Ah yeah that dictator did it
Me with 2 wishes and a dream
@last wigeon fatty
I saw that, the L he took was massive
cute moo deng😋
Tomorrow he will be tried for impeachment 
Why the hippos took over server.... gawh dayum.
And while this was all happening the president’s opponent streamed himself sneaking into the parliament while all that mess was going on
I think we should change topics-
Sneaking in building for voting to stop martial law.
Tbf I am not good at it.
He’ll get butchered in court
27 announcements ping

Christmas pao is here only in chat
Well... this is an off topic channel but I'm not sure political talk is banned
Fake Santa,
There's no santa!
it seems so
The christmas hat pao wore is what make him fake santa (santa wores that btw).
Man Im cooked
Fischl is there
on phase 2
are you saying everyone is not allowed to wear a santa hat but santa himself
yes/j
@nimble gull
@lusty basalt
.
reelsten3008
reelsten3008
reel.
shew shew low rankie.
ban zombies
you need antidote
I'm no need of that
fisch
feesh
12 gauge💀🔥
@nimble gull
12 gauge shotgun shell
NATSU
i saw
❔
hi beri.
hope on insta

How lovely 
Hi noki.

you
Sten Mk II
you
I got shot by 25 gauge at hospital xd
bro 😰
:swea
no
reel
Stickman face are the most weak spot to hit
@analog yarrow wanna play
lel
i finally managed to find the ultra beam sound from the game after looking through the files for several hours
Pov: You watching too much tiktok when listening to music
You mean listening to Cinderella 24h too much?
Yes

Their music rot my brain 
TikTok music is overrated ngl
I never touch a single finger on tiktok in my life.
Same
It’s mid
I'd prefer Instagram over tiktok imo.
@cursive stirrup tf are you getting mad for?
He's mad because of you in chat.
No, i didn't to do that
Sure and who put the angry cat reaction
Over the years, food sizes decreases. 
That me lmao
@wet fox
Cap
Shrinkflation, by 2029, Big Mac would be the size of oreos
Slim Shady.
The wannabe who failed
Love Slim Shady.
Pathetic
By 2050, it would just be a grain of salt.

Just said hello you right here
Im not truly surprised, take a look in McAllen in Texas
will yall even live to 50?
Lel
I have enough life expectancy to live long enough.
same here, i have nothing to lose 
I'll send you to the paper shredder
Lel, what if he reincarnated into another piece of paper
Jokes on you, I can switch bodies and can't tell which one is me.
French today will be great
Don't mind if I draw over you with a pencil
Good luck drawing an irl of myself and shred it lol
Lel
No lel in today, grr
I basically have infinite amount of lives to Respawn. 
At least I don’t have skill issues now, do I? Unlike you 
Deforestation exists
Where the heck is stixel getting all of these skill issue from?
He got them all from suffering to emotional damages by everyone the other night
Is that true with me?
Oh we gang up on him and uhhhh he cry in the corner

lmao
I'm not genuinely surprised of how weak he is, not training is truly the biggest skill issue.
Yes.
It disappoints everyone lmao
Poor Stick.
I use him as my actual stick weapon
@reef quest wanna log in and team up in game tonight?
Let's unite together and Bully the heck out of stixel into surrender. 
Mf break easily than my FlamerX blade
Your request is denied.
lol
@near elm rat

@near elm Hey🐟
Give it back
Ambitious lol.


I see you lurking @near elm
That's stixel being carried away by a mere puppy lmao
Nope. Mine now
How many ppl are against him rn
Me you singer and paper?
Oh singer too
4v1, yeah its very fair.
Singer too? I'll have to have a WORD. Lmao
PHONE? I even aint involved in your shenanigans at all
Let make a private match in pg3d so we can 5v1 outa him
Watch him as he get spawn killed immediately after getting killed, Massive 
to late
Stop now

My blade is ready to taste yours
Oh i also brought my little fishy to slap your face
Lmao, you’re literally gonna mother his head off
@cursive stirrup here's 2 options for you to choose wisely.
Option 1: keep losing to Cosine everytime.
Option 2: get fished by an entire server.
Maybe option 2
Welcome to your d-day noob

Oh yeah because you have been enduring a lot of Fishes in order to survive.
Gonna go to the gym
@small flame u still play the game?
Noo 😭 we cant time it right
Yeah, but I doubt for much longer. You?
Dont forget your protein
I sorta returned cuz Elvin asked to log in ig
Good, im sending 206k fish that would destroy your land
How are you finding it? Hella diff?
Janky
I won’t
Praying on stick’s downfall?
you slept late?
Yeah
Hi @analog yarrow
I slept at 4 am some days and still wake up at 10
Are you still working such long shifts?
Hi
yes
Yes
@raven hedge the fact that my cousin's name is Phong and your name is Phong. 
Lol
Im everywhere mf
Everywhere I go, I'll meet a person named Phong.

Well it better be a slow and painful or quick and painless death
lmao 
I just have that omnipotence and omnipresence in me
It all just a same person. It's just one guy
I enjoy my night when I sleep at 2am and wake up to 7am as usual.
I'll make it faster before he'll feel amount of large pain
What if i just so happened to ran into somebody named Luxbro?
Let’s give him some appetizers before the main meat and potato
Or are we tho?
Goofy 🐟
Ecko is on that Mewmaxxing.
Sticky......out
Stixel…..OUT
Shut up part 74

GaMbLeCoRe
I would told "Don't you want to be [[BIG SHOT]]" 
lmao
If you ran into me then ill just say "Do you want some rice on your lunch?"
You say rice?
Yeah.
Wow, part 74 in the shut up already series? 
I have a whole sack of rice rn.
I'll pay you thousand of bucks

Good deal! 
Im guessing part 100 is the last episode of shut up lol
Only 26 left to be a part 100
Just like he stated lmao
I tried to find the first episode of shut up but didn't find it, he skipped through some parts
@humble comet vro skipped the beginning, episode 1
Alan from smiling friends
Specifically a frame from season 2
Whatever happened to episode 1 anyways.
Bro skipped the first story. 
Lmao, vro couldn’t even make a proper marathon show without ep. 1
What a bad way to start an episode tbh.
Interesting
Not just a bad way to star an episode, but a bad way to start in a career overall
(idk if you still play em el) @humble comet
25 more lvs before I get prime skin, got the turtle free skin
NICEEE
- also doing Claude prime skin art (still skill issue level in digital arts)
Nc
@honest walrus i went and got my haircut done today
I started it last week bcz got bored on booth day
Nc, I got my haircut like 3-4wks ago
nice, i got mine today bc my hair was too long and didnt fit in my hat
@humble comet @honest walrus what's y'all though on Bruno rn? 
currently just grinding pg + watching mlbb m6 swiss stage and drinking 🧋
I auto ban him but beatable smh in legend rank (sorry I late rank, too busy in school)
he snowball hero
too many Miya users💀
Tru
Last time I played ml was like a month ago
I stopped ranking during my finals period for 1st term and I just ranked up this week to mythic
Man L (redacted school) too many lazy students
smh develop myself trust issues
I can feel like your presence from miles away.
that's my aura
This server wouldn't be the same without me
Thank you for your Incomprehensible brainrot you brought to the server abood.
You're more than welcome
I would
Eat the devs. 
Eat stickpixel
YumYum!
Shut up
Yummers
Vro forgot to say part number in shut up
That mario is Stixel being eaten by Wario.
I have part 74 with word 'shut up and using catdavid emoji'
Delicious and appetizing
Indeed
Real, can’t get any better than that can it

Enoki hi
Hi Enoki
hello.
Name a plate that’s better than rn

hru

@humble comet imagine if everywhere you go theres a phong and theyre all named bishop
im good, i might dm you for a sec.
What happened? Is it something important?
You must been using your Clone technique to make them everywhere huh.
I forgot about the clone method LMAO

XD
Its because i been dead for ages
And Elvin somehow Revived you from the dead and brought you back.
LMAO, thank you my other half @reef quest
I don’t know. I have carpentry test coming up next week, I have to revise
That test is nothing, it's but a stepping stone, the heights you can achieve are without bounds✨
The stones stepped on you, what now stupid?
I'll bust through, who the hell do you think I am
My drill is the drill that creates the heavens
Sherman the German
But your war tactics are expired
German and Cosine beef?
I don't need tactics anymore, I have the power of the spiral, we call it fighting spirit
You're not dead, you're just hibernating

Jokes on you I broke your spirit right after you came thru the door 
u sure?
The double helix will move on, someone will carry on what I left undone
delete acc button exist 
Giga duriru bureika
Nobody is gonna carry your dumb legacy, make something better then it could be considered 
How do i check my level in discord server
run t!rank in #📡│bot-commands

I'm not talking about something as flashy as my legacy, I'm talking about me beating you right here and right now, to prevent the endless cycle of violence, the fear of stagnation, to get rid of the ceilings, that limit is the one you placed unto yourself
Unto. Come back later noob 
No it isn’t Sherman the stupid
It is look it up
Shut up
Even Goggle knows
Lmao with the word
It’s google 
I’ll pull those goggles and sling it right back at your face
How tf you gonna dig properly if your eyes are hurt from getting slapped by goggles
I don't need eyes to drill where I want to go
Idiot how tf you gonna know where to dig for gold and diamond? Blind digging is useless today if you were to go mining
I don't drill for materials, I drill for myself, I drill for a future
Things that need no eyes to be seen
All you’ll see is nothing if you have no eyes you flipping baboon
You know, but you don't understand, thus you'll never beat me
you dont realize youre blind
Nah I understand, you’re just stubborn as hell
thats me, thats my last name
wtf is a gen alpha
Also if you wanna beat me you have to find me, stop hiding stupid. Come out onto the fields and face me like a man you lil camper
Generation Alpha
what is a genertation alpha
?
oh but i already have
Genertation
No you haven’t you lil rat
You meant 2012-2024 year. Australia decided to ban Children from Social Media
No more Gen Alpha from Social Media in Australia lol
based
Envy on everyone nub
So, people can access social media in Australia but 16+ to access
I'm not gonna lie lol
Rip to those bozos ngl
Generation Alpha
Right after Generation Z
Generation Beta would be funny
They become betams
I hope it is not fake news or not?
Stixel you’re already gen beta before gen beta was a thing 
Stix is beta?
Hot take: is BlueSky better than Twitter?
I'm just only sigma here
Anyone?
You ain’t even close you noob 

What I know is Twitter just full of toxic kid on steroid media
dear god










