[Bacton Campaign] - The Great Bridge (EX)

[forest mason]

The Blights are completely neutral throughout the whole conflict because like you said they hate everyone

[frozen roost]

Silverhearts have a valid reason on why they want Order gone.

As for Bacton...

[forest mason]

Order destroyed lavish’s mines and so in revenge they became independent to crush them

[frozen roost]

Order didn't destroy the mines.

[forest mason]

Who?

[frozen roost]

They captured the mines, seized the assets and used it to bolster their economy.

Because Lavish was arrested, Silverhearts no longer received their usual silver wages.

[forest mason]

Is lavish canonically dead in this universe? nvm he was incarcerated

[frozen roost]

Silverhearts could've recaptured the mines by themselves, but they played it smart by uniting with the other mercenary companies to push Order out of Western Inamorta completely.

[forest mason]

Is their goal to utterly destroy order or drive them away from their business?

[frozen roost]

Their main goal was to drive Order away, but they were later convinced to continue with Bacton's plot.

[silver mesa]

me when

[forest mason]

I love how the blights aren’t carrying the mercs because like you said the deadeyes are a HUGE threat since even one of them is high difficulty for kytchu

[frozen roost]

All the mercs are pretty much equal in power.

[forest mason]

I haven’t heard of any massive potential in the silverhearts?

[frozen roost]

If you read their stats, it's fu**ing stupid

Let me grab it again

[forest mason]

I think majora sent me one

[forest mason]

These stats are accurate to the lore

[frozen roost]

Hypothetically, a Silverheart is fighting 4 Speartons.

That's 25 + 13 + 13 + 13 damage.

Which is 64 damage in one strike

[forest mason]

Medium-High HP since they forgo the use of armor

Are silverhearts classified as heavies?

[frozen roost]

Yes. I'm planning on giving the mercenary units variants as well.

There may or may not be an armored Silverheart.

[forest mason]

“Their armor will be their coffin” You’re practically making a coffin and breaking the code of the silverhearts

[frozen roost]

Ah, right. Shatter.

[frozen roost]

On the second hit, the total damage will be 68.

[forest mason]

Are you sure an armored silverheart is necessary? that’s a walking coffin that breaks the code

[frozen roost]

Because all Speartons receive +1 extra damage.

(26 + 14 + 14 + 14)

[frozen roost]

It's not necessary, but it could be interesting.

There's a 20% chance I might go through with unit variations.

[forest mason]

Please do not make Blightwraths

Sword + Sword + Stick would be crazy if the blightwrath were real

[fallow willow]

Ignore the 2nd one-

I got carried away

[forest mason]

Why is sten called the greatsilver

[frozen roost]

Take some time to consider how heavy a Silverheart's sword is.

Sten wields 2 of them.

I called him Greatsilver because he quite literally is Great (and he's silver)

[forest mason]

If he spins, he will become the ultimate threat, surpassing even the mighty blights

[frozen roost]

1 actually looks really swag. Now I'm curious about how it would look around his head.

[forest mason]

If one deadeye is already a high level threat to kytchu then I wouldn’t imagine how screwed she would be when she fights kestral

[fallow willow]

hmm

[frozen roost]

Kestral can very much beat Kytchu in a 1v1.

[fallow willow]

how many kytchu's before kestral gets beaten

[forest mason]

She’s going to heaven (like her mom )

[frozen roost]

Let me get something real quick

[forest mason]

2 is like a monday for kestral, 4 may do something

[forest mason]

We just confirmed that kytchu is an easy kill for kestral

[frozen roost]

This is a really early version of her kit. She will have another function for Barbed Arrows where it sticks to the target and pesters them in some way.

[forest mason]

The main reason why kestral could very much beat kytchu is that kytchu was raised in comfort while kestral came from a tribe which were forced to survive almost every single day

[frozen roost]

Kytchu is very skilled though.

It's just that there's someone better.

[forest mason]

one deadeye is more than equally matched with her

[forest mason]

Then who is Mr. 10x Worse?

[frozen roost]

A regular Deadeye already has better aim than Kytchu.

[forest mason]

If they were in a 1v1 it’s a high chance kytchu is going to heaven (like her mom )

[fallow willow]

maybe something like this?

[frozen roost]

[forest mason]

Will taking it off expose his bacterial infection?

[frozen roost]

Maybe it could be leather straps

Lalitesh would know what to do

[fallow willow]

alright

[forest mason]

Does the guy even have eyes?

[fallow willow]

[fallow willow]

ye

[forest mason]

Or has his bacterial infection gone too far?

[frozen roost]

OH CMON

[forest mason]

A DUDE NAMED BACTON IS BOUND TO HAVE BACTERIA

[fallow willow]

[frozen roost]

Now this is peak

[forest mason]

Bacton could kill kytchu very much easily

[frozen roost]

I'll think of some extra adornments for his mask

He is supposed to be equally or nearly as wealthy as Lavish

[forest mason]

But even so I think he could kill kytchu

[frozen roost]

Of course he can

In SW2, he would fight for both Order and the Rebels.

[forest mason]

All he needs is to take that mask off and expose his bacterial infection and kytchu is going to heaven (like her mom )

[frozen roost]

I'm going to crash out with these bacteria jokes

I already miss juicetin saying fronton

[forest mason]

Even Lalitesh was doing it

[fallow willow]

Bactorion

Okay wait that ain't look right

[silver mesa]

bactorion

[frozen roost]

I bought a new phone but it's smaller than my old one.

Drawing is so hard right now because I can't follow my huge finger.

[fallow willow]

);

[forest mason]

Is this an easter egg in the bacton campaign

[maiden temple]

Artist joined the chat

[maiden temple]

I know

[maiden temple]

That ain't bactirion 💀
That's smth else....

Revive the chat

[frozen roost]

Hm. I should start working on the enemy exclusive cards, as well as the new upgrades for the player.

[fallow willow]

baby bactons

[frozen roost]

Here's a teaser for one of the campaign upgrades. There are no buildings. This replaces Barracks:

Muster: Lv. 1 - Train up to 2 units in a queue / Lv. 2 - Train up to 4 units in a queue

[maiden temple]

Muster sounds cool

[frozen roost]

It should be on par with Barracks. If you don't have enough gold or mana to train units, Muster is basically useless.

[fallow willow]

hmmmm

idk where and what situation would you need to train 4 units at the same time

🦑

[frozen roost]

...Part III

[silver mesa]

Part IV

[frozen roost]

Scrapped idea.

[silver mesa]

part V

[frozen roost]

...Say that again

[forest mason]

Walter Blight

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[frozen roost]

Oh...wait...

[clever steeple]

Mine is more accurate

[frozen roost]

[clever steeple]

heheheha

[forest mason]

This was used 3 TIMES now 😭 🙏

[frozen roost]

How did you get a picture of my cat

[forest mason]

He used the force

Side note: Blights are great river landscapers

[maiden temple]

[frozen roost]

He might be dropping a nuke

[forest mason]

@frozen roost What lies below is to remain below

What lies above is to remain above

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-balanced-gif-3226445978144001245

[frozen roost]

They're both terrible

[forest mason]

Be honest, once the game is released, would anyone simp for kestral?

[fallow willow]

bacatan

[frozen roost]

I'd wager no

[fallow willow]

how old is kestral

[forest mason]

at least 20+

[frozen roost]

~30

[forest mason]

A certain lordm*gz would have feelings for kestral

[frozen roost]

Wait LordM is a censored word???

[fallow willow]

mmm yes, lordmiigeez

[forest mason]

They banned it like a few weeks ago

[fallow willow]

he'll be aware

[forest mason]

Would it be feasible if I were to simp for both kytchu and kestral?

[frozen roost]

Stay away from Kestral

[fallow willow]

because he always finds fan art in the deepest parts of the fcking community

[forest mason]

Deviantart, pinterest, you name it, he steals it

[frozen roost]

This is a really obscure post though.

I highly doubt he'd dig up some stuff here.

[forest mason]

He’s more addicted to robbing banks but the banks are the deepest parts of deviantart

The lordM side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[fallow willow]

it's still possible 🦑

[frozen roost]

Juicetin was warning me about some certain artists

[forest mason]

Especially those who edit pictures of… Thera

[fallow willow]

how does he know is now the question

[frozen roost]

Juicetin or Mig?

[forest mason]

More questions arise than answers

Juicetin warned us about those who edit pictures of Thera

[frozen roost]

Everyone knows that there's an artist behind the artwork

Kytchu fanart, Thera fanart, etc.

[forest mason]

stay away from them, they are more dangerous than the blights

[frozen roost]

Somebody picked up a pencil and went ham on ibispaint.

[fallow willow]

wait edit?

[forest mason]

Don’t say that when you’re making kaitchu cenat

[frozen roost]

LMZ doesn't use official artwork for his simping activities

He generally uses fanart.

[forest mason]

He goes into the deepest parts of deviantart

[frozen roost]

No Kestral fanart = no LMZ

[forest mason]

And mines it like he’s lavish and his silverhearts

Him and the thera fanart editors are more dangerous than the blights could possibly imagine

[frozen roost]

If there's one of those artists reading on Kestral or the Deadeyes, I will find you.

Thinking about it gives me a headache.

[forest mason]

No simp in stick war history was ever confronted by the WRITER himself

[fallow willow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-siwa-gif-2876129915289091882

[forest mason]

Oh no… this simp infection is more contagious than I thought, STAY AWAY FROM KESTRAL!

[frozen roost]

FYI, the person in that GIF is actually a girl

[fallow willow]

bro chill, I'm not looking at kestral

[forest mason]

Spreads faster than bacton’s teeth bacteria

No wonder the blights don’t wanna work for him

[frozen roost]

They don't work for anyone

[forest mason]

I will rid myself of simping on kestral by reading the lore instead

[frozen roost]

Kestral is literally my daughter. She's my creation.

[fallow willow]

my glorious king sten

[frozen roost]

[fallow willow]

eyeeyeee

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-am-father-star-wars-gif-15444478

[silver mesa]

a what!!

[frozen roost]

If you love Sten, you technically love WaterBug

[forest mason]

This is not me simping for kestral, I sent this GIF for absolutely no reason.

[frozen roost]

I'm probably old enough to be your dad.

[silver mesa]

[forest mason]

This ain’t you, don’t let yourself be tempted by the dark side

[frozen roost]

[forest mason]

Also, for the “I am your father” GIF that I sent, that was not me simping for kestral, I sent that for no reason

Just another case of the worst timing in inamorta

[frozen roost]

There was nothing wrong with it

[forest mason]

You made me realize I had a random screenshot of CaseOh lying around in my screenshots from practically a year ago

[frozen roost]

I'm going to sleep. I'm flying to Japan in 3 hours. Lalitesh told me that he's wrapping up Kestral, so expect her in ~48 hours, maybe.

[forest mason]

Just went there, absolutely beautiful, I’ll watch out for anyone who reacts to this little thread with the puke emoji as I did that but turned it off because it’s not what bacteria would’ve wanted

[forest mason]

“I simp for kest-” “GET OUT!!”

[fallow willow]

bacton hot

[silver mesa]

what!!

[forest mason]

And I thought kestral was the only one getting simped on 😭

[fallow willow]

???

🦑

[forest mason]

fronton spreading his simp bacteria

[fallow willow]

[clever steeple]

whew

[fallow willow]

let's talk about fronton

[clever steeple]

Wrathnar and Red Ball have kid?

Jokes aside

uhhhhh

[fallow willow]

[clever steeple]

who dis guy again

[forest mason]

Bacton

[fallow willow]

you don't know bacton 😭

[forest mason]

more like fronton

[clever steeple]

wasn't rly paying attention I was jus goofing around in dis post

[fallow willow]

want me to summarize bacton lore?

[forest mason]

Bacton is the leader of the mercenaries who attacked zilaros and the remaining forces of the order empire after wrathnar’s last stand

[clever steeple]

Oh

[forest mason]

Alongside Kestral, the leader of the deadeyes, and Sten, the leader of the silverhearts, Bacton’s goal was originally to drive out the order from western inamorta, but they persisted, forcing the mercenaries to attempt to completely crush the order

[clever steeple]

Wait who hired him, because the definition of a "Mercenary" is a person who does stuff for people to get money

[forest mason]

this starts the bacton campaign

[forest mason]

The real mercenaries are the silverhearts, rebel swordwrath who broke off from their tribe and were taken under lavish’s wing to guard his mines in exchange for silver in which they use said silver to forge greatswords

[fallow willow]

bacton is mercenary guy
he went to very special cave and found a radioactive riptor
he make it his friend
and then he got allegations from the order empire stanky ahh and got nearly executed but he escaped
then after that he make a big group with kestral and sten
and attack order after they fought fatnar

[clever steeple]

Oh so Lavish hired them okay

[forest mason]

Deadeyes are archidons who were mistaken by the order for the sicklewrath tribes, after succesfully defending against the order, tensions heated, which caused the deadeyes to join the mercenary company led by bacton to take revenge against the order for the wrongdoings they committed

Sten is the leader of the silverhearts and Kestral is the leader of the deadeyes

[clever steeple]

Zarek being presumptuous🔥

[clever steeple]

aight

[fallow willow]

you forgot to mention his lore with rexy and the order empire blaming him for stuff, that's where he started

unless you weren't at the old post

•w•

[forest mason]

I wasn’t at the old post, just read the lore

[fallow willow]

right

[frozen roost]

Bacton actually deserves to be executed.

[clever steeple]

bro how did the Riptor become Radioactive? Was there like 5 tonnes of Uranium in the cave?

[fallow willow]

bacton wouldn't do such a thing, look at him, he's just a cutie patootie

[clever steeple]

Wrathnar aint even fat bro, no one is fat in the stick war since they're "sticks"

[fallow willow]

oh I'm sorry, "ratnar"

[clever steeple]

I was about to synergize with my message

after I said "Bacton be like"

[frozen roost]

The Riptor in question:

[clever steeple]

😡

[forest mason]

The blights are another type of enemy you will encounter in the game, they are a cult obsessed with drawing blood from their slain enemies, no one is willing to become a blight as innocent people are kidnapped and brainwashed + possessed against their will to become a blight, during the bacton campaign, the blights hid in the cave systems under the order empire, zilaros found out and attempted to seal the caves shut

[fallow willow]

we need more rexy lore 🦀

he's basically just a blue chicken rn 😔

[forest mason]

Ravioli didn’t tell me much about it but the blights are guided by a mysterious voice known as the fløw, embodying their entire culture and sole reason why they kill

[fallow willow]

sorryy

[clever steeple]

I'm blue da ba di ba di die

[clever steeple]

skibidi toilet

[fallow willow]

"the voices in my head"

[frozen roost]

Bacton got a legendary pull in Pet Simulator X.

Big Blue Chicken

[fallow willow]

[clever steeple]

Meanwhile Atreyos got Clicky from Adopt Me since according to the novel, Atreyos found him in the forest XD

[fallow willow]

[fallow willow]

lmao

[forest mason]

Bacton got rex from a pet express 😭

[clever steeple]

Nah he got that shi from Robert J. Oppenheimer's lab

[frozen roost]

Subtle foreshadowing

[forest mason]

Don’t ever drop rex from a plane

Battle of the kentucky fried radiation

[clever steeple]

Yeah but if I don't he will crash into 2 towers!!!11

[maiden temple]

Artist joined the chat

[fallow willow]

Hi Artistt!!

I'm Artist 2 🦀

[maiden temple]

[forest mason]

Hello artist

[fallow willow]

Just realized how big of a spoiler this is

[fallow willow]

[forest mason]

Nah bruh bacton got rex from a animal shelter bruh 😭

[maiden temple]

(I'll remake it guys)

[forest mason]

bacton got rex from the animal shelter

[frozen roost]

They would not keep this thing in an animal shelter.

[forest mason]

“Hey man I want the irradiated riptor right there yeah that one trapped in the crystal”

[maiden temple]

It'll be in da forest

[forest mason]

Chernobyl’s blast from the reactor ahh moment 😭

[maiden temple]

My fav fan ideas post

[maiden temple]

Lolz

[forest mason]

Bro found rex in chernobyl 😭 😭

[frozen roost]

Trapped in a cavern with crystals actually.

Rex should be dead but he was preserved like a dinosaur fossil at a museum.

[maiden temple]

Bro found it from hiroshima

[forest mason]

His first instinct was to RIDE him 😭 😭 🙏

THAT’S WHY BRO HAS NO EYES, RADIATION POISONING

[frozen roost]

If you look closely, Bacton never uses a saddle when he's with Rex. They're both crazy.

[fallow willow]

Bacton got 50 different prehistoric diseases and stds 🙏

[frozen roost]

STDS?!?!?!?!!!!!!

[forest mason]

Bro lost his eyes cuz he rode oppenheimer’s doggy 😭 🙏

[fallow willow]

aren't riptor backs spiked?? 😭

[frozen roost]

That's why it's crazy

[forest mason]

jay

[maiden temple]

Rex was born at a catacylismic event

[frozen roost]

Riptor's have lumpy backs.

Rex has spikes on him though.

He's like a cactus.

[forest mason]

Except his spines give you acute radiation poisoning which is why bro lost his eyes

[maiden temple]

Goey back

[fallow willow]

bacton invested and got 100,000% more

[maiden temple]

I've tested rex and found many bacterias in his back
Along with uranium

[forest mason]

bacton saw oppenheimer’s doggy and decided to RIDE IT 😭 😭 😭

[fallow willow]

Rexy defo has an atomic breath, he ain't blue for no reason

[fallow willow]

[forest mason]

He blue cuz he got sad some random dude started riding him in the chernobyl nuclear power plant

Bacteria and Rexdiation Poisoning

[frozen roost]

Part III - The Cavern
Order: "Please, surrender peacefully-"
Bacton's Radioactive Chicken:

[maiden temple]

Ok guys to clear this all up,rex is blue and spiky because he was trapped in a Crystal cave for too long,after he was rescued by bacteria he looked like it

[forest mason]

Rexdiation Poisoning throwing a tantrum

[maiden temple]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-fire-elmo-anarchy-blues-gif-25903479

[forest mason]

Bacton the whole time he has to sit through oppenheimer’s doggy throwing a tantrum

[maiden temple]

😁

@frozen roost
Can I hear rex scream

[frozen roost]

He's up here

[forest mason]

Remember her? This is what rex’s radiation did to her

[maiden temple]

Yay i get happy when I see people/animals suffer

[frozen roost]

BAHAHAHAHA

[maiden temple]

@frozen roost
Is rex blood blue

[forest mason]

It’s his tears

[maiden temple]

@frozen roost
How long have you been working on campaign

Damn you guys know more about campaign than me

Here's a smol snack meanwhile i cook the main dish

[frozen roost]

Probably nearly a year?

[maiden temple]

Whoa

That's a lot

[frozen roost]

You actually know more than they do.

[fallow willow]

WHAT

no wayy

[maiden temple]

Oh i thought they knew more

[frozen roost]

They're like starving children. They're trying to piece together little snippets that I'm feeding them. Little do they know, it's nothing compared to the full lore.

[fallow willow]

did you know about that very specific location in inamorta

[maiden temple]

We r not rex
We r bacteria
And bacterias are...
Takes fall damage

[maiden temple]

Which location

[frozen roost]

Bro, you just spoiled Part III's ending

[maiden temple]

I spoiled smth i didn't even knew 💀

[fallow willow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-ali-abdul-squid-game-sad-weeping-gif-1403739095403480451

[forest mason]

We are not riptors, we are sticks, stick war- lego star wars yoda death sound

[maiden temple]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-death-squid-game-season-3-we-are-not-horses-player-456-player-456-eliminated-gif-6008280914355613903

https://tenor.com/view/player-456-player-456-death-squid-game-season-3-squid-game-we-are-not-horses-gif-5117163410823160977

[fallow willow]

this shet is 200x better than the order campaign

[forest mason]

Ravioli after hearing the millionth bacteria joke

[maiden temple]

https://tenor.com/view/got-it-hwang-in-ho-squid-game-season-2-ok-sign-okay-gif-17119740968464111007

[fallow willow]

why am I emotional for a blind guy riding meth chicken

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-played-these-games-before-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-i've-played-these-games-already-netflix-gif-16480153790313233198

[maiden temple]

Honest opinion on bacton campaign:

[frozen roost]

I want to apologize...

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-death-squid-game-season-3-we-are-not-horses-player-456-player-456-eliminated-gif-6008280914355613903

[forest mason]

Ravioli after hearing of someone simping for Kestral

[maiden temple]

Vro s2 memes are old af move on to s3 🥀

[fallow willow]

I'm grabbing me some tissues for ts 🤧

[maiden temple]

Why does this reminds of
"I...........................am steve"

[fallow willow]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

[frozen roost]

WE'RE NOT EVEN INTO PART II OF THE CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!!

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-death-squid-game-season-3-we-are-not-horses-player-456-player-456-eliminated-gif-6008280914355613903

[maiden temple]

I simp for kestral

[frozen roost]

This is the journey map:
•Part I: The Great Bridge
•Sten & Kestral Spotlights
•All Debts Deferred (Cutscene)

•Part II: The Cliff
•??? Spotlight
•The Quill and the Sword (Cutscene)
•???, Bacton & Rex Spotlights

•Part III: The Cavern
•All Debts Paid (Cutscene)

[fallow willow]

I simp for sten

we are the same

[forest mason]

We are not riptors, we are blights, walter blight- dies of fall damage

[frozen roost]

Arg arg arg

The simping has begun too early

[maiden temple]

The
Fløw

[maiden temple]

I'm the simp captain

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-death-squid-game-season-3-we-are-not-horses-player-456-player-456-eliminated-gif-6008280914355613903

The Fløw is stupid
Every single blight in a 2 mile radius:

[fallow willow]

who's gonna stop us 🦀

[maiden temple]

👾

[forest mason]

We are not horses, we are humans, humans are- dies

@frozen roost Kestral should win squid game

WHY DID BRO STOP ON “HUMANS ARE-“

FAT LEAST FINISH UR SPEECH

[maiden temple]

The bacton campaign is same as gambling, except we bet on blights rather than riptors

[forest mason]

Bacton after the 2431st invasion of order failed

[maiden temple]

Order empire forever

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-played-these-games-before-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-i've-played-these-games-already-netflix-gif-16480153790313233198

@frozen roost

[maiden temple]

If rav decided to destroy the order empire in campaign I'll stop him

[forest mason]

I HAVE PARTICIPATED IN THESE ACTIVITIES PREVIOUSLY!!!

[maiden temple]

I like order

[frozen roost]

The Bacton Campaign follows the lore continuity, so Order doesn't get destroyed.

[forest mason]

Why does bacton roll off the tongue?

[maiden temple]

K,good for ya

[forest mason]

What ravioli have you been cooking?

to make a character who’s name runs across the tongue is just typical of ravioli because this so far is 🔥 🔥 🔥

[forest mason]

Why is it called the Bacton campaign and not the Rex campaign?

Will Waterbug voice Kestral after Sten?

[frozen roost]

Please delete this

[maiden temple]

Oh so,if you hosted a show will it be as your pet name or your in the credits

[maiden temple]

Give em a lil leak boi

[forest mason]

What if your pet’s name is the exact same as your name

[maiden temple]

I'll put my name then put "og one"

[forest mason]

Who’s being credited, the riptor rex or the mercenary rex

that is the question

@frozen roost waterbug for the role of kestral’s voice?

[maiden temple]

Rav blew me up in dms for leaking guys 💀

[frozen roost]

@sonic pewter you're voicing Kestral now

[maiden temple]

Let me voice kestral

[frozen roost]

Nah, I'll voice Kestral

[fallow willow]

can I voice kestadon

[maiden temple]

No me 😀😃😄🙂😐🙄😞☹️🫤😕😡🤬

[fallow willow]

oh

🦑

[maiden temple]

Scraped off silverhearts

[fallow willow]

sick

[silver mesa]

silverhearts when they meet diamondhearts

[frozen roost]

This post is probably going to overtake trumpet units in terms of message count

[frozen roost]

[silver mesa]

also incase you might ask question, i got a boat to catch in the morning

[frozen roost]

I have 1 hour left of sleep until I have to get up and go to Japan

Goodnight for real this time.

[fallow willow]

goodnight

[maiden temple]

[maiden temple]

Gudnight

[forest mason]

I am all that is left 😭 🙏

[fallow willow]

🔥

[sharp dust]

Marrowkai Quote ahh

[forest mason]

Yep, you got it, it was intended to be his quote

We are all that is left 😭 🙏

[maiden temple]

Hello

[silver mesa]

[forest mason]

Can I have the rest of her eyes if possible? Thanks

[clever steeple]

Sma- I mean uhh cool

[frozen roost]

Maybe...

[forest mason]

Have you landed in japan perchance?

[frozen roost]

I am literally in Japan

[forest mason]

Where exactly in japan?

what state?

[fallow willow]

🦀

[forest mason]

maybe i went there perchance

because i just recently went to japan

[frozen roost]

I'm in Shabuya

Going to Akihabara soon

[forest mason]

perhaps you are near tokyo

[frozen roost]

Yep

I'm going to Kyoto in a couple days

[forest mason]

Very surprising, I was there VERY recently

[frozen roost]

First I'm living off public transport. FYI, it's crowded, but I'm hiring a car soon.

[frozen roost]

Bluddie might find me IRL

[forest mason]

If you only were there 8 days ago you would’ve found me in Osaka

[frozen roost]

You could've stolen my phone, accessed my documents and read all the campaign spoilers

I have the entire base story written as well as snippets/fillers between releases.

[forest mason]

Only drunk foreigners do that, the real japanese are the people who thank you for at least trying to speak their language

[frozen roost]

True!

They're really nice

I'm thinking of retiring here.

[forest mason]

That is if you try to learn the notoriously hard writing system

[frozen roost]

The supermarket food tastes amazing. Like, there are these hot dogs that are $2 and they are divine. In Australia, they'd slap you with a $5 bill for that.

[frozen roost]

I've been getting around town using body sign language

[forest mason]

Meanwhile in Detroit you can’t buy a single hotdog in a convenience store without a robber

[frozen roost]

In Australia, you have to EARN the hotdog by traversing a scorched wasteland

[forest mason]

Don’t be surprised if there is a vending machine in every street in japan

[frozen roost]

There is!! Every photo I've taken has at least 1-2 vending machines

[forest mason]

That’s your opportunity to traverse the hot wasteland of Kyoto (temperature even worse in the middle of july but at least there will be less people)

[frozen roost]

There's 10,000,000,000,000 people on the train I use

I should've come here during winter

[forest mason]

Did you know there’s a job in the train station where the train gets so cramped a “professional passenger pusher” respectfully pushes them inside the train

you’ve probably seen one or two passenger pushers at this point

[frozen roost]

Are you serious? That's me

[forest mason]

You get pushed or you outright have to push them inside?

[frozen roost]

I do have to end up pushing some people

Not violently

[maiden temple]

Hello

[forest mason]

@frozen roost Did the blights ever attack Bacteria?

fronton

[frozen roost]

I can confirm they haven't.

There are fairly good reasons too, but the main one I can tell you is that the Blights have settled underground in Iris Capital.

Bacton's base of operations - The Cavern - is situated a far distance.

[forest mason]

Are they planning a siege of Iris capital?

[frozen roost]

They're using the people as sheep.

[forest mason]

Luring people out then turning them into blights?

[frozen roost]

Basically, they don't want to scare off anybody, so they're keeping kidnappings to a minimum.

[frozen roost]

Blights only try to brainwash skilled warriors that they captured.

Regular people are lambs/sheep/sacrifices

[forest mason]

Who is boon and why is he the leader of the blights?

[frozen roost]

Lalitesh leaked that

The Boon part

As to what he is, he isn't the leader of the Blights

[forest mason]

Are there gonna be Goldbrains to fight the Silverhearts?

[frozen roost]

Golden Speartons:
Golden Archidons:

[forest mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175358109993156692/1381075919623684267/attachment.gif

I already did that 2 times to YOUR MESSAGES 😭

[fallow willow]

booner

[maiden temple]

He ain't leader of blights

He's nothing

He's a ghoul

Who's haunting the medusa castle

[forest mason]

Why’d you leak

[maiden temple]

He's a gooner

Booner*

[frozen roost]

It's a mystery tool that will help us later

[forest mason]

But you’re spoiling it for the audience

Is it more of foreshadowing than leaking?

If so, the spoiling is excused

[frozen roost]

Lalitesh, not me

[forest mason]

Where is it?

[frozen roost]

After GTA6

[clever steeple]

Chinese is harder ngl, they have a symbol for each word

That's only simplified Chinese, pretty sure there's a tryhard version

from what I've seen so far

not rly gonna assume since I'm not Chinese

[forest mason]

Japan has like 3 writing systems

A harder version of chinese is fine, but 3 WRITING SYSTEMS for each classification of person you’re writing to is LITERALLY ASKING to go overboard

[clever steeple]

Is it also a symbol for each word?

or they have an alphabet?

[forest mason]

Both

[clever steeple]

dang

[forest mason]

@frozen roost Are you in akihabara

[frozen roost]

No

I'm in Otsuka

[forest mason]

By the way, is your main profile “Majora”?

[frozen roost]

Yep

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-star-wars-mark-hamill-luke-skywalker-gif-5440327

It was you the whole time?!

[frozen roost]

Yes dude 💀

[forest mason]

I thought Majora was just one of your developers I didn’t know it was the same guy 💀

[frozen roost]

We have 4 people on the team.

It's probably going to expand to 6/7 at most.

[fallow willow]

•ω•

[maiden temple]

Rav make atreyos take over the order throne at the end

[maiden temple]

I play grow a garden too

[frozen roost]

[maiden temple]

Me
Wo'ahbug
You
Who's fourth

[frozen roost]

S4me is helping out as well

[maiden temple]

What is he helping out in

[frozen roost]

Artwork concepts

[silver mesa]

the withdrawals

[fallow willow]

I can do animation and editing too

[frozen roost]

Ooo! Alright!

[fallow willow]

honestly I could stick with those instead of art

[frozen roost]

...Say that again

[frozen roost]

SAY THAT AGAI-

[silver mesa]

"yo bro im gonna go to the deposit some money"

[fallow willow]

🔥

[frozen roost]

"Hey man, my business is skyrocketing. I think we might need a financier to keep track of all our bread..."

[silver mesa]

"yo dude i heard theres a lakehouse nearby"

[clever steeple]

The glaze might be worse than Omni Man glaze

damn is🗣️ 🔥 🔥

skibidi toilit

[frozen roost]

?

[clever steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362551878478598376/1377156155020808212/RDT_20250527_2226091532454108420839889.gif

[frozen roost]

Explain the glaze?

[fallow willow]

Sten needs more screen time 🦀

[frozen roost]

All the mercenary captains do, but all I can do right now is give lore drops on them 💔

[fallow willow]

How much does sten bench

🦑

[frozen roost]

Oh...

Hmm...

Let me think.

[silver mesa]

1 pound

[frozen roost]

~700 pounds

[silver mesa]

aint no way

[fallow willow]

cool

🦀

[silver mesa]

you aint slick crimon

[frozen roost]

??

[frozen roost]

bHahahahahahahahajHHcjvnmznx.c

LAMAKAOAOOOOO

So, I had AI help me find the specifics for his swords.

One sword is about 110 pounds.

He carries two of those bad boys, so he has 220 pounds.

Remember, he can run with these at a steady pace.

And for one of his abilities, he has enough strength to stun all nearby enemies and cause them to lose damage resistance.

Being able to cause that AOE with those swords is nuts.

[silver mesa]

me when atreyos with a very heavy armor yet somehow jumps like a olympic height

[frozen roost]

In other words, a man-made earthquake.

[frozen roost]

Sten and his Shatter passive:

Sten will help Atreyos jump higher by breaking that armor

[fallow willow]

Jesus

[silver mesa]

i feel like atreyos got splashed with inf effect of bunny hop potion

[frozen roost]

I believe his other ability is called Heavy Impact. For that ability, he holds his swords together like a baseball bat and straight up swings at enemies in front of him, sending them 2 or 3 times the distance of a CGiant's knockback on human units.

[fallow willow]

2 TIMESS

🙏🙏🙏

How tall is sten

[frozen roost]

Sten's boss form has this ability. He could just bi**h slap your army away if they try to get up in his grill.

[frozen roost]

All the bosses except Kestral are similar to Sicklebear height.

They're not as tall as Sicklebear, but you'd notice them as slightly larger than average units.

What are these questions though

[fallow willow]

just.. asking

[frozen roost]

[fallow willow]

anyways can he swing his sword at supersonic speeds

[fallow willow]

ts is lowkey an insane feat alone

[frozen roost]

Supersonic is a bit much. He has a regular attack cycle.

Units currently exaggerate a lot with the way they swing their weapon, etc. but Sten has it very simple.

Whenever he attacks, he strikes twice. First strike takes 1/2s to land, then there's a short buffer as he prepares the next swing. The second strike is also 1/2s. After that, Sten takes ~1s to reset to the default position.

[fallow willow]

using just pure strength, no magic
while being a stickman

gtg

[frozen roost]

All enemies in the campaign don't use magic :]

[fallow willow]

be back tommorow-

[frozen roost]

What's scary is that they're human

[frozen roost]

I'm on to you 🤨

[clever steeple]

Making edits of your own fanfic really seems like it (no offense)

sigmas be looksmaxxing rizzlers in ohio😎

[odd pilot]

This reminds me of s07's savage magikill
All their spells cause aoe stun. Electric wall in specific causes aoe stun lock.

[frozen roost]

That makes this campaign seem tame 💔

[forest mason]

Be quiet when you want bacty campaign to be for seasoned veterans 🥀

[frozen roost]

Oh yeah? I'll give the first boss 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP

And make the player have 0 upgrades

1 card only and it's Illuminate

[forest mason]

at least they get to see their doom

[frozen roost]

???

[silver mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/bullet-tf2haha-funny-tf2-heavy-tf2-medic-tf2-haha-funny-gif-26273302

[forest mason]

Is bacty’s parents canon?

[frozen roost]

I decided not to include them. There'd be too much characters.

If I were to include them, though, they'd be dead.

Father would have served in the Rebel forces during the First Great War, and the mother would become a casualty.

That's pretty much all I can tell you [if they were included in the campaign]

[sonic pewter]

Ooj
H

[maiden temple]

Wo'ahbug back

[sharp dust]

you british?

[forest mason]

Ah, how is canada?

[sharp dust]

is it cold?

[sonic pewter]

Pretty cool

[sonic pewter]

No, boiling

[sharp dust]

really???

[sonic pewter]

Ye

[sharp dust]

I heard canada is so kewld

[sonic pewter]

30C

[forest mason]

Is it snowing?

[sonic pewter]

No

[forest mason]

#1384288905536208896 message

There’s absolutely no way, I played the video of sten’s voice and it duplicated so now sten is screaming in my ear

[fallow willow]

[frozen roost]

Strongest Sten simp

[forest mason]

@FireInsect (EST) Voice Kestral please

[sonic pewter]

Yo chat is this real

[forest mason]

Please FireInsect voice kestral

[fallow willow]

yes it is, AirBeetle 🦀

[forest mason]

EarthPest, this is fake

[frozen roost]

AirMidge should voice Kestral in my opinion

[fallow willow]

ElectricStag, no

[forest mason]

RadioactiveCentipede, the role of Kestral is yours

[frozen roost]

@sonic pewter if you haven't seen it already, take a look.

Credit: LaliteshSSF

[fallow willow]

trans kestral 🦀

[frozen roost]

If the Kestral simping goes to far, I might have to retcon-

[forest mason]

kestral looking beautiful

[frozen roost]

Aight, Kestral is no longer female. Instead, we're turning her into Legolas

[forest mason]

sten as gandalf

[fallow willow]

when more thumbsup

[frozen roost]

Nah, we're turning him into Jon Snow

[forest mason]

turn rex and bacton into nazguls

[fallow willow]

[frozen roost]

I feel like a lot of people are really scared to open this post because of the ~2000 messages. I should probably add a TP to the top right now

[fallow willow]

kk

[forest mason]

rex and bacton as nazguls

[frozen roost]

Teleport to the top

[frozen roost]

Blights

[forest mason]

we are called to find the ring

[frozen roost]

Bacton and Rex:

Boon:

This new lineup looks great

[fallow willow]

does boon, booning

[forest mason]

will the battle of the great bridge be taught in history classes in iris capital

[frozen roost]

What battle?

||Order wouldn't want to teach the kids that they were getting decked by some random mercs||

What they would tell is The Cliff and The Cavern though.

The Great Bridge never happened. It just...burned by itself.

[silver mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-of-absolute-disagreement-gif-9959070814980985

[frozen roost]

Mysterious horse named "Order" when you ask about The Great Bridge

[forest mason]

It is said that Order was an upstart among the ranks, and it had a parasite inside of it called “the blights”

[fallow willow]

do blind blights exist

[forest mason]

Ask ravioli, but my theory is that if the person before their possession was blind, then yes

[frozen roost]

All Blights are human, so yes.

[fallow willow]

do femblights exist

🦀

female.

because za voice is a mail

male

so like I wonder

[frozen roost]

Remember, Blights rarely convert people into one of their own. Their main conversion victims are well-renowned fighters.

So far, the only known female combatant is Shade. If they got her, they would definitely break her mind.

-/-/-/-/-/-/-
Most of the converted Blights are captured Shadowrath! Not even assassins are safe.

[maiden temple]

Hello

[forest mason]

@frozen roost Would they consider converting Kytchu if she were somehow captured?

[fallow willow]

Kytchu ain't very good with swords 🦀

or blades

[frozen roost]

Blights aren't just limited to swords and daggers.

We had actually planned for there to be variants of the mercenaries, but we've scrapped that idea. We might revive it because they do have their own unique upgrades and cards.

Blights would absolutely try converting her.

This is for a CQC variant of Blights. They'd grapple your units and throw hands.

[forest mason]

Would the blights try converting giants?

[frozen roost]

"I big club swing"
"Stop moving puny things"

Yeah...no

[sonic pewter]

👀

[frozen roost]

There's already a full art of Kestral but we're just edging you lot 🥰

[odd pilot]

It isn't because you have equally busted things to handle that op magikill
But yeah I suppose the level design lesson to learn here is it your opponent is busted you need a way to handle that somewhat fairly/consistently

[forest mason]

Please Majora kestral full art pls

I even called you by your real display name Majora

[frozen roost]

Credit: LaliteshSSF

[fallow willow]

this is what we got so far

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-second-child-there-are-two-of-them-getting-out-of-hand-gif-16342964

[forest mason]

Despite two being chaotic for not being the full picture, I expect the circle will be completed someday

[frozen roost]

Of course you lot are piecing it together...

[fallow willow]

can we get the missing waist sir ravi 🦑

[frozen roost]

No 👴

[fallow willow]

[frozen roost]

You can have this though

Credit: LaliteshSSF

[forest mason]

Oh so she’s a corpse because her pupils are gone?

@frozen roost

[frozen roost]

No she's Herobrine

[forest mason]

What’s with the pattern of stick war characters not having the common courtesy to grow a pair of pupils

First Thera, and now… Her!

[frozen roost]

...

Quote that and hold on to it for about 8 months

[forest mason]

Why did you leave the cut pics into chaos

Like I said earlier, this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

But soon enough the full picture will be completed

[frozen roost]

Me and Lalitesh will release it after GTA6

[forest mason]

Either way, the philosopher’s stone shall be fully developed

[fallow willow]

There are cuts cuz this is what it would look like together

[forest mason]

S4me you are a valuable asset in this trying time

[frozen roost]

OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE SO PERSISTENT ARG ARG ARG ARG

[fallow willow]

•ω•

[forest mason]

Why so serious?

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[forest mason]

Ah finally, no more annoying black marks that make her look like a photo collage

The philosopher’s stone is nearly complete (as i mentioned earlier)

@frozen roost Waterbug is missing out on seeing kestral finally completed

[frozen roost]

Live footage of S4me piecing together the Kestral snippets:

[forest mason]

Soon enough, Kestral, will be ours!!

[frozen roost]

If you want the full works including the campaign script, raid my house

It's deserved at this point. I've just been spoon-feeding you guys information and mild spoilers. You're borderline starving

[forest mason]

I will raid it… for no one!

[frozen roost]

[forest mason]

No man would ever want to raid your house just so they can see a picture of a low budget legolas in stick war

[frozen roost]

Not just that

[forest mason]

Kestral is better than Kytchu

[sonic pewter]

Why did I think that was MetroMan

@frozen roost any Deads in this camapign?

[forest mason]

My honest reaction:

[fallow willow]

I would break in for more sten pictures 🦑

[frozen roost]

Technically...?

[forest mason]

Blights

[forest mason]

Speaking of deads… I will remaster this picture but add a dead’s face onto kytchu

Someone tell me which dead tho pls

[frozen roost]

Beta pictures without context

Credit: LaliteshSSF

[fallow willow]

tysm

[forest mason]

I had an audio glitch earlier where the video of sten’s lines duplicated itself so it was just waterbug screaming in my ear and I was powerless to stop it

[sonic pewter]

[frozen roost]

@sonic pewter make Sten ASMR but don't release it so we can torture S4me

[fallow willow]

sten brute forced his way to your discord 🦑

[fallow willow]

PELWLSOSKWOWMSKS

[sonic pewter]

💀

[fallow willow]

[forest mason]

I was about to fall asleep then I heard “POSITIONS! LET’S SHOW THESE UPSTARTS-“

Scared me like hell

[fallow willow]

LMAOO

[sonic pewter]

I'll release a singular second every year

[frozen roost]

100 years = 1 minute and 40 seconds!!!!

[sonic pewter]

Exactly

[frozen roost]

Low-key, S4me would still be happy with that

Make it 1 second every 10 years

[frozen roost]

BAHAHDHDHSHAHHA

I'm in publiccccxccx

[forest mason]

I’ll be older than gta 6 devs by that time

[sonic pewter]

[frozen roost]

I can't be caught lacking on these streets laughing my a** off to this

[sonic pewter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222846921387806760/1377948933283774544/SPOILER_Thing-Idle.gif

[frozen roost]

Ah, right. I think the Sten lines actually had some spoilers from Part III

[sonic pewter]

Add Thing to the Camapign

Trust

(Cred to Lali for head)

[fallow willow]

[frozen roost]

The hell is this 😭🙏

[fallow willow]

I believe it was UC Xiphos and Waterbugs work

[forest mason]

Bro is older than gta 6 devs at this point 😭 🙏

[sonic pewter]

Ye

I made it for April 1st

For UC Xiphos

[forest mason]

don’t forget this

[frozen roost]

You remind me that you wanted Sten assets-

[fallow willow]

We all love the thing

[sonic pewter]

LOL

[frozen roost]

We can't let S4me have them

[sonic pewter]

Ye

🤑

[forest mason]

Sten interrupted my sleep schedule so bad

[fallow willow]

what'd I do 😭

[forest mason]

As soon as my eyes fully close “POSITIONS! LET’S SHOW THESE UPSTARTS-“

[sonic pewter]

Gotta stay on the grind

[forest mason]

I’m so scared of what the greatsilver can do

[frozen roost]

"POSITIONS! LET'S SHOW THESE UPSTAR-"

[sonic pewter]

😎

[frozen roost]

"BREAK!"

"TREMBLE!"

ASMR - You're fighting alongside Sten at The Cavern (GONE WRONG! THE ORDER EMPIRE PULLED UP)

[forest mason]

He really had to do this to me as soon as I slept

[frozen roost]

PFFFFTR

S4me can only dream

[forest mason]

Freaky Sten

[frozen roost]

Streak

[sonic pewter]

LOL

[frozen roost]

S4me:

[forest mason]

ASMR - Sten tells you to show these upstarts what true professionals are

[fallow willow]

"I reached out to the light, but it was too far"

[sonic pewter]

(EXPLODED BY BOMBERS! I BARELY SURVIVED!)

[frozen roost]

Not gonna lie, I'd actually make a Bacton ASMR

ASMR - You're attending Bacton's execution

[sonic pewter]

Me when the

[frozen roost]

Wait...his writing is fire?! 🔥🔥🔥✍️

[forest mason]

ASMR - Silence on the battleground occasionally broken by sten shouting “BREAK” and “TREMBLE” (SPEARTONS PULLED UP! STEN IN EMERGENCY ROOM!)

[fallow willow]

tomato asmr 🦀🦀

[frozen roost]

ASMR - Bacton plays Red Ball 4 (he hated it)

[forest mason]

ASMR - Blight brainwashing and possession

[frozen roost]

Actually...that would be fire

[frozen roost]

Gng he has 50,000 HP 😭🙏

Bombers aren't killing blud

[forest mason]

(SPEARTONS PULLED UP! STEN IN EMERGENCY ROOM!)

[fallow willow]

mf dealing with behemoth bombers 😭

[frozen roost]

HE SHREDS SPEARTONS!!!!!!!

RAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[forest mason]

ASMR - Sten follows Waterbug down a cold japanese road

[frozen roost]

Bruh what is this 😭

What's the plot

[forest mason]

He’s trying to convince him not to voice act kestral

[fallow willow]

it takes aprox 111 speartons to outmatch sten 🦑

[forest mason]

But Waterbug is too far or possibly deaf to hear sten

[frozen roost]

"WATERBUG, DON'T DO IT!!"

[frozen roost]

His Shatter passive would go crazy though. He can send them flying and cover ground with Heavy Impact.

[forest mason]

ASMR - Bacton crying noises after hearing rex getting sealed in crystal AGAIN 😭

[frozen roost]

If they all jumped him at once, he can use Startle and deal crazy proximity damage (it does more damage the closer you are to Sten)

[forest mason]

ASMR - Bacton putting tons on Waterbug’s back

[fallow willow]

that's only hp btw, if we count allat we'd need more than a thousand spears lmao

[forest mason]

Bacton puts tons on waterbug’s back and calls it ASMR

[fallow willow]

Context? 🐛

[forest mason]

He got mad at Waterbug for nothing (because of bacton’s bacterial infection which causes mood swings)

and decided to put tons on his back

[frozen roost]

...Say that again

[forest mason]

ASMR - Bacton dying of bacterial infection

[fallow willow]

ѕнιт might be better than the entirety of order campaign

[frozen roost]

3 missions outclassing a campaign is pretty embarrassing

[fallow willow]

fr

[forest mason]

Bacton’s ASMR is so cool

[frozen roost]

Ah, right.

I forgot

[forest mason]

“Dying of bacterial infection”

classic

[frozen roost]

Originally, the Bacton Campaign was supposed to begin at the Voltaic Capital

There were no mercenaries besides Ripriders

Basically, on the way to the capital, Order stumbled across Ripriders looting the Voltaic Capital

[sonic pewter]

Okay

[forest mason]

would be fun if for april 1st a spinoff game comes out with “rip, the rider” being one of the bosses

[frozen roost]

They then chased them out to The Cliffs and then to The Cavern.

[forest mason]

no, you’re the voice of kestral, a red man cannot change that

[frozen roost]

"That guy? His name is Rip. He's the rider."

[forest mason]

Bacton ASMR - Dying of bacterial infection

[sonic pewter]

Say that again

[dusk smelt]

Well done this is just Absolut CINEMA

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-17813874487025840586

[frozen roost]

The post or this discussion?

[forest mason]

For one hour you should change “bacton” in the title to “bacty”

[frozen roost]

[Bacty Campaign] - The Great Bridge (EX)

[dusk smelt]

Both

[forest mason]

your tag inspired me to join pokemon tcg pocket

[frozen roost]

There's a lot of content in this chat if you want to dig it out

[frozen roost]

Yessss

[dusk smelt]

All

[frozen roost]

I should probably make a doc

[forest mason]

How come you have 2 profiles

[fallow willow]

Nitro

[frozen roost]

Nitro let's me customize how I appear in servers

In DMs, I'm Majora. In this server, I'm Ravioli. In another server I'm...

It goes on

[frozen roost]

[Bacton Campaign] - The Great Bridge (EX)

[forest mason]

Can we have a piece of Kestral

[frozen roost]

Haha, not yet

You can have this though

[forest mason]

The great bridge or nah?

[frozen roost]

Explain?

[forest mason]

What song is this for?

which mission?

[frozen roost]

The String Saint

[forest mason]

Kestral bossfight?

[frozen roost]

Haha, nope

[forest mason]

Oh so this is a boss?

[frozen roost]

Nope.

[forest mason]

Who?

I ran out of guesses

[frozen roost]

Kestral

[forest mason]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-star-wars-mark-hamill-luke-skywalker-gif-5440327

YOU SAID IT WAS WRONG 😭

[odd pilot]

Is kestral then not a boss?

[frozen roost]

Because it is wrong

[forest mason]

NOT THE RIDDLES AGAIN!!!

[fallow willow]

[sonic pewter]

LOL

[frozen roost]

Everybody knows Kestral is a boss

[odd pilot]

My man you're more volatile than atomic flourine with these answers 🥀

[forest mason]

Where does the music play

[odd pilot]

In your speakers of course

[forest mason]

this is ragebait at this point

[forest mason]

Can I have a piece of Kestral?

[frozen roost]

[frozen roost]

Not in the Kestral boss fight

FYI, themes for a specific character when you're fighting them have a "Vs."

E.g. Vs. Greatsilver Sten

[forest mason]

Sten is a boss?

[frozen roost]

What did you think he was?

[forest mason]

A driver

“OUT OF MY WAY!”

[frozen roost]

Chugs down a bottle of beer-
"POSITIONS! LET'S SHOW THESE UPSTARTS-"
[insert wheels screeching and screams]

[forest mason]

Crashes into a random car
“BREAK!”
Insert sten waking up in hospital

[frozen roost]

Actually, Sten would probably drive a truck

[fallow willow]

if this gets made into a game and I had to beat sten first, I'm never finishing it 🦀

[frozen roost]

Kill????

[forest mason]

imagine during a road rage incident
“HEY MAN WHAT YOU DOING YOU BLOCKIN THE ROAD WITH THAT TRUCK” - Random Driver
“OUT OF MY WAY!” - Sten

“You’re under arrest, greatsilver! WAIT WHAT THE HELL WHY DOES HE HAVE 2 GREATSWORDS AHHH” - Police audio recording, the officer was never seen again

[frozen roost]

Chugs down another bottle of beer

[forest mason]

To the point where he just honks at random cars passing by while shouting “OUT OF MY WAY!”

[frozen roost]

Honking? Nah, he's using a truck-assisted Heavy Impact and launching those cars five fields

[wraith trout]

This post is nearing (or is already at) trumpet levels of comments

I am proud

[frozen roost]

Still not enough attention as I was aiming for. I feel like #1046599856736706630 has been filled to the brim with so much slop that people stopped glossing over ideas.

All the good stuff gets buried beneath AI generated or nonsensical posts.

[wraith trout]

Yeah it's been infamous for a long time

Even CJ explicitly stated that he's staying away from this place

[frozen roost]

Man...

Arawn was willing to give this post a read.

I should compile a doc with a recount of all the current lore for Part I.

[wraith trout]

Usually they come from those who have no game sense or came directly from the hellhole we call swl

[wraith trout]

You should

[forest mason]

“OUT OF MY WAY!” “OUT OF MY WAY!”

[wraith trout]

You could even post it in #fan-fiction if you want (if you wanna treat it as some sort of stick war fic)

[frozen roost]

If he gets really interested, I'll pass him a early version of Part II's lore.

[forest mason]

omg bacteria

bacteria

bacteria is going through his emo phase

[frozen roost]

I think it's justified

[forest mason]

@frozen roost what is “the string saint intervenes”? does this mean during a fight kestral will intervene?

[frozen roost]

That's a half-baked question, but yes.

[forest mason]

like how every major character gets a +999 stat boost whenever they do a specific thing

like sten gets a +999 stat boost if he drives a truck on a saturday while chugging a beer

[frozen roost]

Kestral gets +999 if her hair is groomed properly

[forest mason]

sten gets another ability “truck assisted heavy impact” where he launches cars five football fields

this only happens if he mounts the peculiar looking riptor “mitsubishi”

[frozen roost]

Cars have a 30% chance of catching fire and exploding, dealing AOE damage to nearby units

[odd pilot]

Arawn has said Devs now give fan ideas a read. Not all, but they still do.

[forest mason]

A con of it is that there is a 99.9% chance “the police” will spawn and assist you in battle

[frozen roost]

BAHAHHAAHHAA

If Bacton is active, he can corrupt the police and bribe them to turn a blind eye

[forest mason]

Kestral gets a +999 boost in every stat IF she intervenes

[frozen roost]

CJ is probably the busiest dev. Arawn is my best shot to gloss over this though.

Hopefully he likes what there is so far.

[forest mason]

Bacton gets a +999 stat boost if you seal rex in crystal and give him the “emo” debuff

[odd pilot]

I can let him know to give your thing a read if you can compile it cleanly

[frozen roost]

[forest mason]

Sten: These ripriders look different, why are there flashing blue and red lights and a motorized riptor?

[frozen roost]

Ha, thank you! I'll make a Google Doc

[forest mason]

there is a 70% chance your ally in sten’s truck boss fight known as “the police” will perform their passive “arrest” taking sten out of the battle

[forest mason]

If you bring the legendary weapon “scissors” to kestral’s boss fight, you get to cut her bowstring, done, she’s technically defeated

[clever steeple]

Have fun getting close to her without being shot

actually

just use the invisibility potion from minecraft

fr

or...

You can ward her whole army off with the song I'm playing rn

🤫🧏‍♂️

[frozen roost]

I thought you were going to say cut off her hair (it would probably hurt her more than cutting the bow string)

[frozen roost]

You're still cooked even if you're invincible. If you make any noise or give a slight environmental hint, a Deadeye/Kestral will most likely pick up on it.

[fallow willow]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[frozen roost]

"IF HE'S INVINCIBLE WHY CAN I SEE HIM?!"

[maiden temple]

Meh

Don't get your hopes too far

I gon remake

[forest mason]

I heard if your “deception” stat is max, kestral will go insane if you make environmental queues but run before she notices

[frozen roost]

LMAO

Talk about driving a girl crazy for you

[forest mason]

It is recommended to max out “charisma” if you wanna get her as a “date” during her boss fight

[frozen roost]

Gang, you are not flirting with Kestral 😭

[forest mason]

Why is she called the string saint?

[frozen roost]

FYI, the mercenaries don't refer to themselves by their titles.

You're playing from the Order Empire's POV, and in-lore, your soldiers have little nicknames for the mercenary captains and units.

-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-
Sten doesn't know that he was given the nickname Greatsilver.

[forest mason]

He makes great silver

[frozen roost]

-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-
Kestral doesn't know that she's referred to as String Saint by outsiders.

[frozen roost]

GET OU-

[forest mason]

She’s the saint of strings

And bacton, being an emo kid, has no title

[frozen roost]

He does have a title.

Also, I'm planning for a Bacton redesign.

[forest mason]

They have titles for a reason

[clever steeple]

invisible, not invincible.

breh

[forest mason]

Like how kestral irl is the saint of strings