codm-humour

[old pond]

@tight tendon eat PlasticFoods

[final reef]

.

[lime helm]

Can we get some Fs for this guy

[inland bluff]

What do you hear when there’s an emergency warning outside of your house???
You hear a SIREN 🥁🥁🥁

[keen lintel]

Got platinum camo with out unlocking gold lol

Viewers:

[nocturne sluice]

zero accuracy but 6 kills. nice...

[stray ore]

Stopping my free skin user team mate from climbing up the ladder

[granite anvil]

Bots brain when they get shot by someone

[scenic jay]

Oh no.. Its happening

[scenic jay]

When u get reticals that dont exist

[wintry sluice]

Nice name bro 😂😂😂

[gilded fable]

Cod pls fix this the problem is it when I attach a scope and take the attached scope off this happens

[rugged slate]

Pov:you are open in crossfire

[scenic jay]

I'm a huge disappointment

[supple nacelle]

Forgotten skin :(

[rose ivy]

Only few people have this one

[old pond]

IF CoDM add NA45 in br
Normal people : NOOOOO PLZ NO
NA45 users :

[flat iris]

Very few people might have noticed his nails

[vagrant nacelle]

Long last friends finally meet again. (Top 10 sad moments caught on camera)

[onyx rain]

This dude be using COD TINDR Lmao

[ruby ether]

True

[obsidian wasp]

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[tight tendon]

Stolen from Facebook, thought y'all might wanna use them

[final reef]

Serial killers irl when they killed 20 people

[tough reef]

Game: Stealth is optional

Me:

[wintry sluice]

#FixourGame✊🏼

[final reef]

P.S: ||shotgunners get them chicks||

[rugged slate]

@final reef

[surreal loom]

@rugged slate @final reef

[rugged slate]

@surreal loom

[surreal loom]

@rugged slate

[wintry sluice]

.

[old pond]

When you re dead in S&D ranked and its 4/4 but your teammate clutch a 1v5

[stray ore]

Infected but I try and go 1 man army and instead get killed through a shield by someone using the free axe

[final reef]

Me: shoots enemy
Desync:
Enemy:

[gilded fable]

Nice kill cam bro 😎👊

[drifting mirage]

Stealing the enemy's bomb and beating them with it

[gilded fable]

Pov: Ur playing Attack of the undead

[rugged slate]

How it feels to finish a headshot challenge for a camo in a 10v10 or classic lobby

[rose ivy]

@tough reef only indonesian would think its funny

[obsidian wasp]

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[keen lintel]

You can't find this in game any more

[muted trout]

Me going to the electronic shop be like - Hey I need some:

[final reef]

hop on

Headquarters

[whole lance]

😳

[wintry sluice]

[ruby ether]

New leaked bundles

3 days to go for an ultra P2W skin

[wintry sluice]

People's hud 2020

[final reef]

When you launch CoDM on a PSP

[obsidian wasp]

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[scenic jay]

Girls locker room: p.e sucks! I'm tired of p.e

Boys locker room:

[scenic jay]

Girls when there's one last slice of pizza: eat it I'm not hungry anymore.

Boys when there's one last slice of pizza:

[gilded fable]

be careful enemy molotov put

When did this end why did it end it's like taking zombies away

[tough reef]

Me sneaking up behind an afk player in Br

[tough reef]

Me after seeing someone with a legendary weapon in Br

[twin tree]

I'm sorry I had to

[old pond]

Her : you never cried of your life !
Me :

[onyx rain]

You stole my photo but it’s ok...@scenic jay

[ruby ether]

New upcoming event

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[old pike]

gunner#2522 has been warned.

[ruby ether]

It's a bird , its plane

[final reef]

(actually, forget about the joke, you just met this guy at least one time)

[scenic jay]

After seeing this mara left cod

[tough reef]

Me when a group of enemy players are coming at me in Br

[hasty pebble]

This is something I will never have

[ruby ether]

New map comming next season

[wintry sluice]

In the middle of gunfight!

[modern turret]

when you are running from a tank in BR

[gilded fable]

Portal

[dire flower]

What the hell is this

[prime plover]

Nice repost 😳👉👈

[woven falcon]

Someone else posted it?

[ruby ether]

I forgot the suppressor tho

[gilded fable]

Me after getting a #1 victory

[frail portal]

Mara poggers

[supple nacelle]

Everytime i use Predator missile:

[fickle peak]

Hey guys look, a tripmine molotov

[prisma zealot]

Someone else posted it?
@woven falcon yes i did long ago :/

[strange dirge]

I need to get 21 kill to win in sticks and stones 🤣

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[keen lintel]

Now why we should use the big one?

[scenic jay]

Sad I wanted the legendary chopper but this still works xd

Thats it, Thats how we carry so much mags in COD

[naive kindle]

@scenic jay where is this actual grid thing?

[lime helm]

Wait he was supposed to disagree

[paper loom]

@unborn tapir

[gilded fable]

Explain how. Are these bots? No I'm not trying to "flex"

[wheat wind]

They are bots lmao @gilded fable

[gilded fable]

@wheat wind that's what I thought thank you

[onyx rain]

@wheat wind is this a bot? Lmao

[wheat wind]

@onyx rain yeah that's definitely a bot lol

[final reef]

PoV: your team leader watches you play SnD after he died

[old pond]

How pain looks like

[lime helm]

Miracles happen everyday

[gilded fable]

What is this 🤣

[scenic jay]

i think i need to sleep

[hasty pebble]

Pro gks player right here

[wintry sluice]

Chicom
Not anything else just the chicom
That op gun which bots lasers u cross the map 😂

[scenic jay]

[gilded fable]

Me lagging in cod br be like

[inland bluff]

Oh my cod 😂😂

[strange dirge]

Imagine what will u do if u character stuck on the sky

[cunning lark]

@scenic jay you know its gonna be like that for the next bit of time lol

[hasty pebble]

The squad that will steal your candy on holloween

[wicked fossil]

Garena users complaining why mow Cardinal isnt in garena credits store

[gilded fable]

@white shell stolen

[scenic jay]

Cursed

Me when I finally get good teammates

[scenic jay]

Me after separating from the good teammates (remastered)

[scenic jay]

Me: I'm in a game right now
Gf: My parents are out of town
Me:

[ruby ether]

TF?

[ruby ether]

4 new bundles leaked

[patent pine]

the game decided to give me this bundle for free
@ruby ether

[flat iris]

Huh...420 cp huh... Who cares....I own it for free...every match I get it for free.....Even bots give it to me for free

[runic grove]

evry br player know

[plain meadow]

Looks like the bundle meme is gettting traction.

[scenic jay]

Tell this man about tinder please

[final reef]

60 fps and 90 ms finally

[hasty pebble]

I’m not addicted

[granite anvil]

@hasty pebble same here, I ain't addicted what do you mean

[lime helm]

Not counting season 1, 2

[supple spindle]

What kind of power is this?

[gilded fable]

Me: Mom can we get chucky
Mom: we have chucky at home

Chucky at home:

[ruby ether]

@wheat wind

[gilded fable]

Ranked MP and 2 ppl decided to leave

[old pond]

Go go go power rangers

[open orchid]

You can't kill a Ghost

[crimson shell]

Meet Winnie the pube

[onyx rain]

Grinding to 50 be like...

[mossy sinew]

Stolen once again

[gilded fable]

#codm-suggestions

[muted shoal]

Seriously 😐

[ruby ether]

@open orchid is he a joke to you?

[tight tendon]

Pain

[stray ore]

Trying to place a shield on shipment

[ruby ether]

Mara belongs to ghost not ISIMP anymore

[ruby ether]

Nah mate, I was in med bay doing scan

[whole venture]

Richtofen sent a link to Mara, what could it be?

[wintry sluice]

Get a life ! 😬

[ruby ether]

Ask your mum more 50$ its worth it

Me and the boiis are just chilling

TF?

[scenic jay]

Girls: boys dont understand true pain
Me:

[stone marlin]

i need this man on bp :)

[scenic jay]

Me when I carry my team in a rank match and win

[old pond]

Today and this week end in shipment 1944 be like

[inland bluff]

Akimbo+Vulture = unlimited ammo Me:

[strange dirge]

Why it show my gun is SAM turret 0_0

[whole lance]

Interesting....

[hasty pebble]

my mind is telling me no but my body my body is telling me yes

[glossy cloak]

New MSMC looks dope

[surreal loom]

impossible

[gilded fable]

Kitana operator skill be like

[runic marten]

Ah yes,a tpose soldier.

[scenic jay]

my mind is telling me no but my body my body is telling me yes
@hasty pebble Pootis engage reference. Nice one man

[ruby ether]

Facts

[tepid hull]

I thought this was a nutsack fr fr

[scenic jay]

Here you have an FHJ rocket. I called Dio so he stopped time, allowing us to look at the model (please admite the details even tho nobody sees the rocket of an FHJ normally, devs doing great jobs with skins... But not good at fixing desync)

[final reef]

Shepherd: kills ghost
Ghost in CoDM:

[mellow grove]

Nice

[wintry sluice]

Still simping over her
But wallet doesn't simp on her 😕! 😂

[strange dirge]

I working with enemy to kill boss

[scenic jay]

That scan emote kinda dope 👀

[open elm]

Imagine getting nuked by this guy in a pub match

[pliant egret]

Imagine playing a pub match

[devout raven]

can i be in faze now

[pliant egret]

For trick shotting a bot? @devout raven

[devout raven]

its totally not a bot TOTALLY (why the hell is this being taken seriously bruh)

[inland bluff]

I definitely did not take this from someone else dead body XD or did I ? 😏

[old pond]

@devout raven lmao

[inland bluff]

Finally meet the legend himself XD

[native summit]

How u like that?

[vagrant nacelle]

😃

[stone marlin]

Yeah tpose

[scenic jay]

When your teammate shoots you in the back on hardcore

[scenic jay]

Best teamates

[surreal loom]

i met the god of bots himself

[rapid ether]

(oh yeah watch till the end)

[coarse leaf]

Bruhhhh why is this random clan so traashh bruhhhh

[old pond]

When a bot headshot you 100m away with a XPR or a M21EBR

[ruby ether]

True

[median cradle]

Feels sorry for you mate, truly I am

[midnight cave]

That one kid with the akimbo guns in ranked

[mellow grove]

me after seeing the price of the ascended fennec

[scenic jay]

Me and the bois vibing to the S11 theme be like (song is called Ghost choir btw)

[mellow grove]

Rip iphone user xD

[hasty pebble]

random: bro your so good

you:

[old pond]

Am i a bot to you ?

[final reef]

fps

[lime helm]

Connection 100

[cursive widget]

Reddit moment

[onyx rain]

[quartz bolt]

Rare Screenshot shot From CODM doing Epic Ads......

[drifting mirage]

Why are some of these guys so annoying ugh

[granite anvil]

I am an absolute GOD at this game

[slow wolf]

Help him bruh

[wintry sluice]

Ghost !

[strange dirge]

My friend ask me to send this

[steep pier]

My first low effort meme hope ya like it

[dire flower]

Tried climbing the ladder in highrise completely missed it and ended up in a minecraft lobby

[coarse fiber]

Time for some ballistic shield memes

[onyx rain]

What’s in your wallet??? Lol

[summer willow]

plastic foods 2nd encounter

[summer willow]

a Tiny legendary little guy

[muted trout]

going dark crates are total scam

[wicked fossil]

My post got deleted for idk reason so here a repost

[rugged slate]

Ez meta

[gilded fable]

Cod black ops

Cat on duty black ops special edition

[final reef]

Reposting own meme

[inland bluff]

The AK117 meltdown sound so manly like CORPSE Hushand voice I’m in love XD

[old pond]

Top 10.1-25% clans every weeks : get one clan crate, open and get Spray-MW3 but they already have so 15 Credits
Top 25.1-100% clans every weeks: get 50 or 25 Credits
Top 25.1-100% clans :

[stray ore]

My teammates in a nutshell

[runic grove]

@stray ore why you steal my meme 😭

[stray ore]

Because that's what I do

[open orchid]

Get Ready...

[final reef]

When you make your gun extremely mobile ||its a bus btw||

[wintry sluice]

Random person picks up the og skins under ground and sends to the media channel by saying "only og has these" 😂

[faint heart]

Yeah bot gang

[wicked fossil]

hypee

[humble matrix]

They really add ghost and price to battle pass wtf, can't wait

[gilded fable]

Me after 6 hours playing codm

[unborn tapir]

When they accept 1v1 snipers then start using specialist and diff guns

[obsidian wasp]

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[fleet flame]

I seriously had an S&D public match where the bot walked around and then just stared at a wall for 20 seconds and let the bomb explode

[ruby ether]

Welp he got a point

Me getting killed by a camper 1 kill away from the nuke

[somber cargo]

Not my loadout but I died inside seeing the reactions

[ruby ether]

If this happens I'm deleting cod

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[onyx rain]

To the collection...

[humble matrix]

Why does this gun have the same name as elon musk son

[slow wolf]

m o l o t o v

[humble matrix]

I sense old repost

[hollow sonnet]

My gun on xgames mode

[bright cloak]

Me after i lose match

[ruby ether]

New ATTACHMENT for locus

Mara lost her body except for her hands

Damm I'm gonna miss the club

[shell oak]

helo guys im making an easy method how to git gn'44 golor sbectrum so easy liek subskrieb for more gontent hoyever you just need to invite fronds and git the weabon

[ruby ether]

2 upcoming mods🔥🔥

@shell oak it's a glitch mate

[paper loom]

Nice

[elder jay]

Tbh, the guy likes his own posts, do you think he knows whats sarcasm? @shell oak

[shell oak]

Tbh, the guy likes his own posts, do you think he knows whats sarcasm? @shell oak
@elder jay nope

[scenic jay]

Borrowed it in s&d hope they dont mind

[gilded fable]

Codm: New update available

Google play store:

[shell oak]

codm if u see this hook us up with ghost plasma or any other skin in daily log pls🤙

[sweet night]

Salute to COD:M for making 2 seasons from such minute ideas of Brightness and Darkness

[whole lance]

Bruh....

[novel turret]

Well SOMEONE’s been pubstomping (not me)

[scenic jay]

#fix your game and don't do cheap drugs

[wintry sluice]

What people see 👀
What gamers see 👀

[nocturne vigil]

Remember this??

[keen lintel]

[twin tree]

[lime helm]

Y..yeah, we lost

[scenic jay]

Yeah I'd definetly exit the game if I see 3 urban trackers and a ghost skin in the enemy team

[open elm]

Arm must hurt

[scenic jay]

This man is spitting facts in wc

[scenic jay]

Me after enemies spams molotov

[hasty pebble]

This is not humor this is pain

[scenic jay]

I give you Simps a blessing here

“Going blind”

This is true

Me after playing cod and noticing I dont have a social life

[short patrol]

Predator missile inbound!

[scenic jay]

Cod mobile ploz stop doing this

Made by me btw

[lime helm]

Ranked legendary in a nutshell pt.2
(Yes that's a rpd with a 4.4x scope)

[scenic jay]

@lime helm Prob a pubg snake who got carried by a legendary player

Yes i made a meme just to reply with something interesting and not a random picture

[shell oak]

ghost cowboy be like:

[wintry sluice]

They have to make and specific flag for Simps 😂

[quartz bolt]

Play In "Going Dark" mode without Night vision be like:

[scenic jay]

Enemy's when they use the shadow blade

[solar cloak]

[slow wolf]

Free gift (don't delete this btw)

[scenic jay]

Mother russia does not accept of your meme. You shall be blown up

[strange dirge]

Now i know why enemy can kill me so easy when i use this character i just know about it when i use emote🤣 the character is glowing

[granite anvil]

Ah yes , the only way to win is by buying the premium pass (CoD mobile p2w confirmed?)

[tribal roost]

I have akimbo fennecs

[whole lance]

Urban tracker: attacks ghost in the trailer
Ghost:

[coarse leaf]

Me at 12 AM checking if the door is locked

[tribal roost]

I have Advanced UAV

[coarse leaf]

I fear no Man
But that scares me

[scenic jay]

Ghost is a ghost ! His arm goes trough his cape :u

Thats why he is still alive even after MW2, S11 et S12

[runic grove]

the great simp guide

[scenic jay]

When a Asian gamer is in your team

[inland bluff]

Now that’s what I called a dirty joke XD

[plain meadow]

True story

[nocturne sluice]

is it hack

[glad pine]

T

[humble matrix]

They just left the audio there because the devs are to lazy to remove them smh @wintry sluice

[plain meadow]

@humble matrix damnit you destroyed my hopes and dreams

[humble matrix]

Im also sad and disappointed

[stray ore]

How did this happen

[scenic jay]

Friend: uses Ghost Loose Ends "Hey i like that skin, its cool"
What i see:

[open elm]

@stray ore what did what happen😒

[rugged slate]

My whole screen is literally black until I put them nightvision goggles on

[scenic jay]

Night mode in a nutshell:

Expectation (pic 1) VS reality (pic 2)

Thanos do be sayin "Reality is always disapponting"

[kindred swan]

@scenic jay wtf, night mode means it literary has zero light source(also just watch to the end)

[plain meadow]

@scenic jay you clearly haven't seen a house with no light source at night.

[fluid kettle]

The only way we can play CODM zombies

[viscid leaf]

25

[wicked fossil]

when you play too much DOOM

[slow wolf]

Epic Codm Photoshop be like

[nocturne vigil]

Just uploaded bcoz other people too

[scenic jay]

@plain meadow @kindred swan Ok so im gonna explain for you guys, basically I was expecting (just like other players) night maps, a little dark like the halloween standoff or the christmas raid map. Not just a green filter on the screen. Ik it supposed to be night vision goggles etc, but honsestly its not what we expected

[hazy lagoon]

I play normal cod and was expecting it to be how It is but is a little too dark

[plain meadow]

@scenic jay understandable, have a nice day.

[scenic jay]

@scenic jay its night mode. You can toggle the goggles with the button used for auto sprint. Night mode is supposed to be like that clear the house mission from mw2019. But ighte

[inland bluff]

OH MY...

[red veldt]

yep..thats me..now you may be wondering how i ended up in this situation

[stiff sphinx]

What do we have here😝 😝

[coarse leaf]

We Gone

[hybrid belfry]

finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[coarse leaf]

Can someone give me a toilet paper

[tight tendon]

"What is the catridge of the Type 25?"
"58mm"
"You mean 5.8?"
"No"

[hot mulch]

me, my brother, my mom

[short patrol]

@scenic jay no we really don’t tbh.

@scenic jay it could be by accident since I do that sometimes

[scenic jay]

Mans said he dropped his phone when he saw the pfp. When I told him the truth, he said she wasnt even all that. When I told him her age, he disappeared lol@short patrol

[final reef]

Nobody:
Mobile video game skins:

[humble matrix]

Russian bros

Hmmm

[scenic jay]

Perks of being short ☺️

[final reef]

Captain: It's a heavy job, boys, you are all of legendary rank, I am sure you all are qualified--
Teammates in ranked:

[trim owl]

Hol' Up. Lemme' Pop a Boogy...

[lime helm]

Legendary ranked in a nutshell pt.3
Damn am making a series out of this

[inland bluff]

If you opening lucky draw or crates, please not today XD

[scenic jay]

When a random person invites you to play

[rose ivy]

Nice
@paper loom
Nice (2)

[drifting mirage]

He thicc

[white shell]

Found in game files

[ruby ether]

God damm it

[granite anvil]

Facts

[runic spire]

Did anyone notice that there is a monolithic integral suppressor on the marksman barrel which does nothing?

[stone marlin]

i feel bad for free player

[old pond]

Stealth 100

[lean ice]

Yup , totally original

[supple spindle]

Great Mother Russia

[devout rapids]

I'll take the win

[onyx tartan]

yyyyy

[gilded fable]

Me after someone says GG Ez after I lost to them 17-25

[viscid leaf]

Early season players will get it

[simple plinth]

many didn't get what I meant previously so here's a ubisoft remaster of the same post

[scenic jay]

Ah yes Abbachio and Giorno on the same team I wonder how that will turn out

[scenic jay]

Hmmm... what is this attachment i never saw it before... Quick Melee speed ? What does that means ?

[old pond]

⬆️

[gilded fable]

New Christmas update?😳
this is a bad idea

[short patrol]

New emote looking good with me

[rugged slate]

Someone in Activision really love his triple kill from modern warfare so much that he made it as a player card inside these crates

[torpid warren]

I'm in danger

[scenic jay]

The Simps have guidelines

[static burrow]

OH MY GOD

[onyx rain]

Someone wants a PS5 lmao

[glacial vigil]

Plastic foods is a god

[final reef]

Me as garena user😔
1st what we want
2nd what we only have
@rose ivy me who only got stuff just from season 10 as global:

[coarse leaf]

She lifting some weigth

[tired pine]

for picture/post above me

[slow wolf]

Say hi to Captain Price! He is nice today!

[steep pier]

And say hi to Ghost with bad temper

[steep pier]

god dangit frick you man why would you send that

[hasty pebble]

I don’t need it I don’t need it .......... I Need Itttttttttt

[scenic jay]

bruh season 11 was good and all but let’s not try to act like it wasn’t kinda a big advertisement for cold war lol.

[viscid leaf]

Pain

[scenic jay]

Me waiting for Hackney Yard to be released in Core and Ranked SnD Pleeeeaaase devs make it quick

[queen juniper]

What the hell

[shell oak]

me when codm

[final reef]

here's a meme for you to repost in terms if codm developers do somethin bad like buff or nerf

[stone marlin]

wait what

[old pond]

Me when i see somebody with akimbo fennec in ranked

[unique idol]

NiCe

[obsidian wasp]

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[scenic jay]

Shut up carl. Anyways, imagine the price of these in a bundle 💀

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[wintry sluice]

When you are so good that people think you are hacking

[scenic jay]

The second time, after 30 mins of trying to unlock the god damn 141 charm

[scenic jay]

there’s something about his eyes that’s just so unsettling

[static burrow]

found this from a post thought i can show you guys

[scenic jay]

Nice gun eh?

A game against Akimbo Fennec users (1) VS a game with no Akimbo Fennec users (2)

You know what you have to do devs. Fennec is completly dumb, the most nooby players, cant even play the peeks, can run around and spray and kill everyone in 0.1 seconds. Legit.

[wintry sluice]

1 minute of silent for season 4

[kindred swan]

This just happened

[tight tendon]

"You've been playing since the first few seasons? Damn you must be really good"
Me:

[glad pine]

Kilo akimbo confirmed

[old pond]

Predator Missile Inbound : Run
Trophy system on B :

[hollow sonnet]

Found another one

[muted trout]

Smoke Grenade: creates a smoke to hide and distract
Flashbang: literally blinds enemy
Concussion grenade:

[scenic jay]

Me about to drop a nuke
The bot that spawned behind me:

[slow wolf]

Nobody:

Enemy Crawling:

[glad pine]

Who dropped this?

[wicked fossil]

Players who use akimbo fennec in ranked:

[wintry sluice]

[runic spire]

Dam it hurts.....( ^^^ btw the post directly above me is a unforgivable sin)

[coarse leaf]

Isn't that make you geh?

[hot mulch]

tf...

[old pond]

A lot of damages is coming

[old pike]

P A I N#5747 has been warned.

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[final reef]

@whole lance s11 was like

[shell oak]

@tight ravine guess what my friend i max out all my guns in hardpoint shipment with @scenic jay

[pliant egret]

So creepy

[fluid kettle]

So this is an epic?

[scenic jay]

Me when hear akimbo is op

[coarse leaf]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyy N O I C E

[rugged slate]

Me when I hear another person crying over the akimbo perk on the fennec when you could simply beat it by not going into tight areas or use the fennec for yourself to beat the other fennec user (this is probably gonna get alot of hate)

[burnt scroll]

So we’re ahead of our time and don’t need helicopters now?

[tired pine]

yes,the vtol gone

[scenic jay]

Ready for the Apocalypse.

[coarse leaf]

Dissapointment :(

[glad pine]

+200% ADS accuracy

[glad pine]

EPIC...

[scenic jay]

Imagine putting a 4.4 tactical scope on a s36

[twilit lagoon]

When you wanna kill the enemy with honor but also had to hold poop at the same time :

[plain meadow]

Omg codm and valorant collab😳😳😳

[inland bluff]

Ewwww...🤮😂😂😂

[placid haven]

Extended Magazine on J358 be like

[scenic jay]

THIS just in, we have a sneak peek at what people who complain about akimbo look like. These people dont get that akimbo was only brought into the game to 1. Help with hipfire and full attachments camos and 2. The devs are too lazy to give the regular fennec a 50 to 60 round mag🤡. Like fr bruh, who wants mag that makes you run faster over a mag with 50 bullets in it

[runic grove]

new crate so epic

[scenic jay]

Me when I see some noob complaining about akimbo fennec for the 32nd time today:

[scenic jay]

I made this btw

[dusky pier]

My face when cod release msmc akimbo

[grim abyss]

My new face after banning all players playing hack or cheat.

[runic grove]

hackers be like

[final reef]

Activision on their way to fix the game

[scenic jay]

@whole lance I miss the part were its my problem. If i share a meme its because i found it funny, and so do other peoples.

Plus, this meme you posted is actually stolen. So saying "Dont steal memes" with a stolen meme is really hypocrit.

On top of that, since when memes belongs to someone ? Is there any copyright for them ? No. Memes are made to be fun and shared. Memes are made to make peoples laughs or tell a message.

So saying stop reposting when the concept of a meme is a funny/relatable picture that is meant to be shared is litteraly stupid.

Edit: He deleted it.

[stray ore]

Every meme here is bad

[dim tree]

Ah yess

[old pond]

How to use fennec by me
Step 1 : equip akimbo
Step 2 : start a game
Step 3 : rush
Step 4 : spam
Step 5 : win
Step 6 : do it again
||u will loose ur dignity, but its not important||

[dusky pier]

Cod team thinking they fixed desync

Consoles cod owners seeing cod mobile

Other consoles -hey Ur guns looks like ours

Cod Mobile team

[runic spire]

Me when I find a slice of left over pizza in the fridge

[humble cobalt]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Easy
Easy who?
Easy to use my fennec on you

[runic spire]

Alert! Stop scrolling soldier.... This image can be used to threaten any man who knows codm.....

[old pike]

TreePotatoes#7673 was muted

[cursive widget]

reddit moment

[stray ore]

I bet my right toe that a decent amount of the people who complain about akimbo fennec are either free skin users or people who have not unlocked it

[wintry sluice]

When my friend is new on codm and ask me how to become LEGENDARY and I say ...

[scenic jay]

POV: You are peacefully trying to train your quickscopes in public but 3 Legendary sweatys randomly decide to ruin your game for no reason.

[drowsy pulsar]

Hmm something isnt right here

[gilded fable]

Sad but true 😢

[steady tartan]

Someone said bear my screenshot:

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[simple plinth]

it was ok up till people ripped off combos of console cods but this .. . is ... UNACCEPTABLE

[open elm]

@scenic jay that's a bot.
Imagine playing S&D in a pub

[plain sonnet]

Never and i mean NEVER ever take off your eyes off the screen in legendary BR

[quartz bolt]

I regret this......

[tired pine]

[granite anvil]

The meme above me is reposted pls stop this it has already been reposted like a thousand times

[whole lance]

You can't tell the difference.

[flint sky]

Geravyti

Some more Geravyti (if you don't get it he's defusing from out side of the plane)

[final reef]

Hey guys can i be in codm faze clan now im a very good sniper

[placid haven]

I'll make a better meme later

[tired pine]

post above me just like it by himself

[placid haven]

Better version of the meme earlier.

[tired pine]

stop ya two

[scenic jay]

@tired pine k

[placid haven]

These guys above me finally stopped

@elder jay stop sending the same image for the 4th time

@elder jay make a meme then

[plain sonnet]

Nobody

CoDM Epic Blueprints :

[drowsy pulsar]

I should stop here but I kinda wanna be the one

[placid haven]

Everytime I grind for camos

[daring geyser]

Epic bruh moments ( and IN search and destroy )

[lavish mountain]

@placid haven settings->quit. Let sweaty braindeads be sweaty braindeads and find new match....if its not ranked...then youre screwed

[short shore]

Where is he? I got that kill after 3 min

[shell oak]

this is a certified soayp classic

[glacial vigil]

I think I play this game🤔

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[lavish mountain]

@clear mesa cant wait to get a nuke with him....OH

[ruby ether]

🔥🔥🔥

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[old pike]

Warning logged for staying frosty#0922. I couldn't DM them.

Dyami#4236 has been warned.

[ruby ether]

||Its edited ||

[fresh pollen]

My friend: "Battery skin is so rare. I wish people would put it on more"
Me: Lmao.

[fickle peak]

@fresh pollen

[waxen tide]

Ah yes, stealth
Nothing like a stealthy camper

[quartz bolt]

Knights Divide Event be Like:

[ebon haven]

Nobody:
Fennec Akimbo Users:

[gilded fable]

This is related to the red and blue event happening

[scenic valve]

''Im only 1 camo away''

[scenic jay]

"cute"

[scenic valve]

Fix the matchmaking will you ?

[muted trout]

rarest bot skin, Golden Chinese Battery

[plain sonnet]

truth

[old pond]

LoL

[open elm]

@scenic valve the meme is you getting 3 kills in a pub match

[wintry sluice]

....

[steep pier]

og will remember this for the first time when we top up our cp to get this skin

[devout rapids]

Every time man

[runic grove]

#codm-humour be like

[fresh pollen]

You guys are playing to win? HAHAHA!!!

[old pike]

💕Nathan💕#1116 has been warned.

Someone in this world#5056 has been warned.

[tired pine]

edit : rip typo,it supposed to be but you know what i hate

[flint sky]

I joined the game and spectated my team winning i didn't even play a single round

[coarse leaf]

Hardbass intensifies

[twilit lagoon]

When I got false ban mid-game

[whole lance]

There's one Impostor among us

[scenic jay]

the cod mobile experience

[nocturne sluice]

I'm sick of

[wintry sluice]

Codm is typing
......

[gilded fable]

Why is there urban tracker cosplay pls explain 😳

[nocturne vigil]

When opponents use akimbo fennec and you have randoms on your team

[vagrant nacelle]

You might have seen it before but i found it now

[supple spindle]

Mom : why are you crying so loud?

Me :

[granite anvil]

This needs to be stopped

[stone marlin]

wow

[ruby ether]

Everyone in lucky draw be like:

[sage aurora]

This one hits me on a spiritual level T-T

[scenic jay]

Are you kidding me

[gilded fable]

@scenic jay hey that's my toy give it back 😠

[coarse leaf]

How can i play CODM if my frickin internet is this frickin slow.

[humble matrix]

Oh my god its so close

[scenic jay]

Thank you for loving my cat.

[open elm]

[true sun]

Always..

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[old pike]

Squidward Tennisballs#3816 was muted

[nocturne sluice]

I want to teach mats to Activision. and Now I Lost 122 points

[upper leaf]

who the f made mara like this? 😤 😜

😜

[tight tendon]

"You can't play the game using 2 fingers of the same hand"
Meanwhile in Vietnam:

[grim abyss]

@tight tendon how tho?

[supple nacelle]

Why Isolated feels like San Andreas?

[humble matrix]

Me when i see 3 akimbo fennec users start to rush at me

[plain sonnet]

B-but it's written there no... ah sudahlah

[lime helm]

Fair matchmaking

[fair vigil]

This is legendary or uncommon

[upper leaf]

Lol

And this😬

[upper leaf]

Sweet dreams lol🤣

[hasty pebble]

if the akimbo fennecs get nerfed this will be the the codm community

[prisma zealot]

bruh what kind of people do this and how did they bypass the filter???

[ruby ether]

The upcoming lucky draw 4PM PST

He Thicc boii

[severe compass]

Found on r/codmcirclejerk

[wintry sluice]

I see why people goes to dark side 💀
"Persistence"

[severe compass]

Reddit gae. Also found on r/codmcirclejerk

[ruby ether]

Me defusing the bomb while my teammates

[glad pine]

New weapon holding animation

[wintry sluice]

2019
2020

[novel turret]

I got a sneaking suspicion on what the next weapon will be after the Deagle...

[prime plover]

Goodbye world

[dire flower]

Knights divided 😭😂

[novel turret]

Knights Divide event: exists
RPD campers:

[hoary frigate]

Darkfakeyt choose red.Rip blue team. Congratulations to red team

[humble matrix]

The revolution has begun

[surreal fjord]

Back when Rus-79 was AKS-74U...
(Also check out player name)

[simple plinth]

wasn't this a bp reward with slightly changed iron sights?

[quartz bolt]

bruh i Was in Red Team....

[lunar viper]

Me on my way to A after losing b on Domination

[scenic jay]

This man messaged me at 4 am to tell me that the fennec is overpowered; the audacity of these non fennec users

[short shore]

Awesome bike driver

[runic grove]

@scenic jay

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[wintry sluice]

😂

[gilded fable]

Me: Supports biden

Also me: chooses red

[ruby ether]

Cod related read it first

[plucky stream]

Am I doing this right? 🤔

[fallen knoll]

doesn't even need a caption
it's a joke on its own
just what we needed all this time, right, lads?

ok, here's the funny

will somebody stop him

[fickle nexus]

The number which we all know and love.

[eager nacelle]

Welcome to legendary ranked 😄

[fallen knoll]

@eager nacelle

I just want this uav to become an embodiment of irony

[eager nacelle]

@fallen knoll when you're 21 years old but blind, the guy is camping in a tree

Also mara looks dozed here

[fallen knoll]

this is codm-uav channel now

[ruby ether]

It is official guys idk why but it is.I wonder how the kill effect would be

[waxen tide]

Every match that is not tdm

[old pond]

Get Rick rolled (why there is so much girls)

[quartz bolt]

BR Tank be like:

[plain sonnet]

COD players be like

[wise cloak]

akimbo fennec users explaining how fennec requires skill :

POV: you’re using the DLQ and assasinated jfk

[plain sonnet]

it do be ike that tho

[upper leaf]

And who made urban like this? 🤔

[frank drum]

😂 😂

[celest igloo]

I love democracy

[plain sonnet]

@celest igloo me too

[fallen knoll]

I'm a big company, buy our skin for broken weapon, please

[flint sky]

I didn't get the backpack (who even cares about backpacks I don't even equip them ) but at least we all got a nice razorback

[scenic jay]

@flint sky that means the blue PMC is gonna be more rare 🤘😏

[plain sonnet]

when ur bored killing people so you opens your laptop

[frank drum]

Let's plan a strategy 😂 😂

[waxen tide]

Everyone who picked blue:

[tepid horizon]

Everything is wrong in this image

[scenic jay]

My friend who joined blue team thinking he’d win a bet

A draw with a Nikto skin?

[tired pine]

just don't play on shipment if you alr have damascus, go play SnD or focus the event

[open orchid]

We juz crusing

[tardy glen]

nothing's here, just price smile

and nikolai

[stone marlin]

why all don't like vanguard

[echo jungle]

My teammates when they see an Air Drop

[quartz bolt]

Look Ghost Give you Something.....

[proven sierra]

If the blue team has someone like this why are they losing

[scenic jay]

Nobody:
Adler throughout the whole campaign:

Non-akimbo users explaining why a few extra pixels on a screen that resembles a fennec makes a person a noob/tryhard

[final reef]

"The safe zone is collapsing"

[wintry sluice]

It is beautiful even in medium graphics 😍

[old pike]

Fliﾒ#3478 has been warned.

[ruby ether]

Stop it get some help

[runic grove]

my friend is a bunny

[surreal loom]

@scenic jay my G you really defending akimbo fennec lmfao your such an clown 🤡 🤡 🤡

[scenic jay]

The most chaotic voice chat ever

@surreal loom shut up u bloke

[distant mica]

Meta gun right here.

[ivory sail]

players before the Gunsmith update (like me lol):

[surreal fjord]

Good old days...

[tired pine]

Really?

[ivory sail]

when u waste ammo like anything and only a few kills are left but then u have Plan B:

[gilded fable]

Gee thanks codm I love the daily mission crates

[scenic jay]

Why happening to this guy

[fleet gazelle]

Ah yes my favorite dark Victorian trip mine.

[waxen tide]

Remember kids...
We must have manners

[viscid leaf]

A very rare teammate

[old pond]

OOF

[short shore]

When you are ahead of your time

When your shock RC has no battery 🔋

[waxen tide]

The day codm was changed

[scenic jay]

this is gay

[coarse fiber]

Memes that are not copied

[quartz bolt]

Iferg: Join Blue Team

Me And Boys at Red Team:

[supple spindle]

YOLOOOOOO

[tribal roost]

Nice.

[tight ether]

My Teammate's calculated Bailout.

[static burrow]

these people tho

[waxen tide]

Well said captain price

[flint sky]

The battle between f2p and p2p(and they won .__.) Is your wandering who is who im on the f2p team and the enemies are the p2p team and damn that meltdown guy just kicked our asses

[wintry sluice]

Wait fir the wall bang..!
A normal human would call this hacks but a gamer calls it pro tips ...

[nocturne sluice]

lol

[thorn yoke]

Only counter to akimbo fennec (credit to u/puggocodm)

[pallid holly]

The only gun that's better than Akimbo Fennec

[scenic jay]

That day, Velikan had became a cripple once his parachute had not opened.

[scenic valve]

@proven sierra We aren't winning cz of ppl like Zako..we are loosing cz of ppl like YOU

[fluid kettle]

Knights Divided in a nutshell

[fluid kettle]

How the one p2p player feels in a lobby of f2p players

[slow wolf]

Nobody:

BR car when they glitched:

[twilit lagoon]

POV : you are an anime main antagonist that lost to an plot armor

POV : You are the MC of an anime that has ridiculous plot armor

[scenic jay]

Slight of hands bro

No, they buffed all guns so they have as or more accurate hipfire than the fennec; be happy @scenic jay

@scenic jay alright thanks 👍

[nocturne sluice]

what is worse than akimbo fennec? double akimbo fennec

[final reef]

Girl:
CoDM global chat:

[proven sierra]

Is pretty true

[ruby ether]

Girls:boys dont know what real pain feels like
Boys:

[sage aurora]

@late wyvern imagine being so salty, that you accuse people of hacking because your team is losing lmao. I hope you love my razorback btw, I worked hard to get it😙

[terse rampart]

Me when I encounter an akimbo fennec player in ranked:

[scenic jay]

Me seeing akimbo bad for the 12th time in two hours:

Non-akimbo users trying to justify in court why killing someone's parents, molesting thier little sister and beheading thier dog is ok because that person uses akimbo

[late wyvern]

Bro I am not joking I have joined devlish's server they all joined red i swear! @sage aurora

[old pond]

Lol who care about a big green bag, blue is cool

[scenic jay]

Nobody:
CODM Tryhards:

[drowsy pulsar]

Dev's help this guy out pls

[stray ore]

Simp

[gilded fable]

@stray ore hey you stole my codm related media

[scenic jay]

Yall ever felt left out? Cuz I did

[faint heart]

OG medals (zombie)

[flint sky]

I finally know the reason red team is winning

ThIs GoD dAmN cAmPeR

[tepid horizon]

Codm is weird

[scenic jay]

Teddy... What did you done with that axe ?

[gilded fable]

IFerg:dies

Everyone:

[mossy sinew]

LMAOOOO

[scenic jay]

If anybody wanna make a new background for the game based off of this, go off. It's ghost sitting on a chimney christmas style like hes santa. A female friend made it for me, she her some love pls

the thingy consumed him

[scenic jay]

The only way to beat the fennec;

nuke with pistol lol

[short shore]

Me waiting for akimbo nerf

[sage aurora]

Man frick those dang teammates that stole my kills, frick tripmines, frick everything. My k/d is lower than my standards now lmao.

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[old pike]

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[flint sky]

Impossible!!!

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[flint sky]

So how's everything?

Oh don't mind this pic its just a picture of me getting nuked by a

GOLDEN AKIMBO FENNEC USER

[keen lintel]

Oh yeah baby hahahah

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[hoary frigate]

[scenic jay]

Logic

[muted trout]

"Guys only want one thing and its disgusting."
Guys: Finally, bot lobby.

[ruby ether]

@flint sky

[scenic jay]

How I’m tryna get cp

[weak hawk]

Perfect fhj shot to get the tank stuck

[scenic jay]

K

[proven sierra]

Among us in cod

[ruby ether]

Everytime

[terse rampart]

Me after convincing the enemy team to come after me while I pull out my purifier:

[old pike]

Flix#3478 was muted

biotaurus...#9384 has been warned.

[terse rampart]

We lost boys, we're finished here. But don't let that shame burden up inside, you fought with the Spirit of Liberty, for democracy and President Wilson salutes you. God help us. #Redteam

[old pond]

Today is a great day, it’s our first victory, but we not win this war, Blue Team need your activity again ! This is the beginning of our revenge ! Be active for the Blue Team, be active for us, because we are strong ! See you in the battlefield, my brother...

[sage aurora]

@old pond it's a backpack lol, but here is the build I used to get the cordite gold. Use hardpoint shipment for best results.

[waxen tide]

Thanks for the free predator missle
Im just standing there and he keeps shooting untill he was out of ammo

[wintry sluice]

500 of CP dispersed for no reason
Nice.....

[final reef]

Forgive me for screenrecorder and sloppy editing

[modern cargo]

[scenic jay]

Let's be honest it's not worth the backpack lol

[stone marlin]

wow ok

[modern cargo]

Me today, when I saw, first time we winning

[terse rampart]

Not pog

[scenic jay]

nuke on new map :D

[quartz bolt]

Mission:

Me After 1 Try on Legendary Rank Face Against Legendary player and Akimbo Fennec:

[indigo temple]

B o n k

[old pond]

@sage aurora @scenic jay We have to fight the red, not for a simple bag, for Glory, for Honor ! Because at the end of this war, I want to see GG and not EZ !!! No one cares about the bag, but all I want... is a glorious war

[scenic jay]

Why are u guys so desperate for a backpack I mean the normal rewards are way much better

[late wyvern]

bro yaa all chill its just a backpack lol dont create a world war 3

[stuck flicker]

ps2 mason

[nocturne sluice]

My mom: iFrog isn't Real it can't hurt you.
iFrog

[scenic jay]

[scenic jay]

Someone using pharo in rank or idk it's a seraph skin

[waxen tide]

[plain sonnet]

ight imma just listen to u

[obsidian wasp]

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[upper leaf]

While i see enemy tank nearby my position, i be like:

[old pike]

Froz | Arx-097#3714 was muted

[scenic jay]

NANI???? ||(sorry if i post from who idk) ||

[old pike]

Kek#1662 has been warned.

[terse rampart]

F

[obsidian wasp]

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[scenic jay]

Do u ever just defy gravity

[ruby ether]

@late wyvern ww4 u mean

[terse rampart]

Nice

[tired pine]

pein

[terse rampart]

Please forgive me