#codm-humour

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final reef
runic tulip
scenic jay
gray cipher
twilit lagoon
next quarry
scenic jay
dire dirge
bright cloak
tight tendon
next quarry
granite anvil
scenic jay
wicked surge
scenic jay
scenic jay
final reef
cinder vine
cinder vine
muted star
cinder vine
mossy sinew
lofty hemlock
cinder vine
hoary frigate
scenic jay
midnight cave
faint badge
stray ore
steel steppe
tight tendon
cursive widget
faint badge
final reef
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Medic when sees an enemy: heals mid-fight
Mechanic when sees an enemy: activates emp drone
Poltergeist when sees an enemy:

worn adder
scenic jay
lime helm
tired pine
lofty hemlock
inland bluff
neat ermine
scenic jay
whole lance
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uneven onyx
fading osprey
final reef
polar vigil
stray ore
gray cipher
kindred dirge
fierce ermine
viscid leaf
stiff sphinx
scenic jay
final reef
wicked fossil
tired pine
final reef
wintry sluice
granite anvil
stray ore
scenic jay
lofty hemlock
broken sorrel
hybrid belfry
rapid ether
plush basin
plush basin
tired pine
final reef
cinder vine
scenic jay
cinder vine
final reef
ruby ether
tired pine
idle ridge
molten vector
stray ore
scenic jay
granite anvil
final reef
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Me on my way to die to another stupid DR-H/Asm10/ICR-1 user after trying my best

reef pumice
scenic jay
cursive widget
twin tree
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twin tree
weak hawk
tired pine
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Pray for the loss of these fictional men, we will forever thank you for ur service ๐Ÿ˜”

formal citrus
tired pine
gray cipher
final reef
smoky pollen
tough reef
faint badge
nocturne sluice
old niche
plush basin
final reef
wary latch
gentle island
gilded fable
scenic jay
flint sky
ruby ether
final reef
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onyx rain
split knoll
uneven prawn
onyx rain
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Never thought Id see a skin worse than battery wasteland, the Worst skin in the game.

onyx rain
steel steppe
tough reef
scenic jay
midnight cave
lime helm
ruby ether
tough reef
old niche
scenic jay
slow wolf
open orchid
molten vector
ruby ether
prisma zealot
rapid ether
devout raven
ruby ether
final reef
long wasp
stiff sphinx
lofty hemlock
lofty vapor
quartz sun
tough reef
whole lance
runic spire
granite anvil
twilit lagoon
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granite anvil
runic spire
tight ether
dry vessel
slow wolf
topaz nova
stone marlin
final reef
scenic jay
static burrow
stray ore
lofty hemlock
tough reef
stray ore
queen sentinel
tough reef
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static burrow
tough reef
scenic jay
tough reef
scenic valve
willow plaza
wicked fossil
stiff sphinx
ruby ether
ruby ether
fiery pewter
onyx rain
whole lance
final reef
tough reef
lime helm
lethal sedge
nocturne sluice
ruby ether
stiff sphinx
final reef
lofty hemlock
gilded fable
split knoll
summer willow
wary latch
open elm
tough reef
coarse fiber
scenic jay
mossy sinew
stone marlin
scenic jay
devout raven
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suit: safe and secret area
spring locks: grenades and molotovโ€™s
purple man: you
crying childs: everybody else that found out about it

cursive widget
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rapid ether
eager nacelle
final reef
runic spire
exotic geyser
midnight cave
rapid ether
daring geyser
topaz nova
split knoll
scenic jay
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F2P when they learned that Ghost - Loose Ends would be a crate skin and not a BP skin

Edit : For real devs... why... just why ? You know how we love ghost but not everyone has Ferg's wallet :'(

faint badge
wintry sluice
final reef
tough reef
scenic jay
short patrol
barren sierra
split knoll
short patrol
fleet tundra
twilit lagoon
glossy cloak
scenic jay
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This how the P2P players gonna look like after spending everything for the Mythic ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

steel steppe
fair moss
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tight tendon
lime helm
muted trout
tired pine
onyx rain
viscid moth
faint badge
wicked fossil
final reef
flint sky
scenic jay
steel steppe
wary latch
tight tendon
scenic jay
final reef
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"Before death, victim sees the brightest memory of his life."
Persistance VTOL users on Shipment 1944:

scenic jay
midnight cave
runic grove
warm mantle
steel steppe
twin tree
cursive widget
vale token
split knoll
final reef
plain meadow
scenic jay
dire dirge
tough reef
old pond
harsh spoke
wet galleon
bright cloak
hoary frigate
ruby ether
hazy bay
somber cargo
scenic jay
tired pine
cursive widget
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long wasp
gilded fable
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midnight cave
runic wasp
final reef
cinder vine
short patrol
odd dome
fair moss
final reef
tight aspen
fair moss
tough reef
fluid kettle
tough reef
quartz bolt
elder ridge
cursive widget
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Ftp players finding out ghost is removed from crates:
Ftp players after finding out its in a bundle

scenic jay
slow wolf
ruby ether
unkempt mantle
runic grove
onyx rain
muted star
lime helm
wintry sluice
fickle peak
long wasp
fluid kettle
short patrol
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uneven prawn
mossy sinew
final reef
gilded fable
fading osprey
final reef
rapid ether
fluid kettle
gilded fable
steady tartan
quiet mango
scenic jay
old pond
wicked fossil
scenic jay
quartz bolt
ruby ether
glacial root
fresh fog
quartz bolt
scenic jay
tired pine
final reef
hasty pebble
final reef
somber cargo
fluid kettle
molten vector
final reef
static burrow
lofty hemlock
gray cipher
stone marlin
rapid ether
verbal elk
cursive widget
tired pine
gentle summit
knotty scarab
viscid leaf
cunning garnet
tight ravine
lofty vapor
ruby ether
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final reef
neat ermine
pseudo egret
dry vessel
final reef
flint sky
scenic jay
stray ore
tight tendon
scenic jay
stray ore
scenic jay
inland violet
scenic jay
old pond
gilded fable
fluid kettle
fierce ermine
scenic jay
stiff sphinx
dense granite
tired pine
flat iris
onyx rain
magic robin
tulip harbor
patent bramble
wicked osprey
gilded fable
old pond
minor tangle
ruby ether
final reef
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When you lose to a team of paid players and all 3 of them have the dance emote

old pond
fierce ermine
runic grove
open elm
ruby ether
onyx rain
nova cloud
old pond
runic grove
scenic jay
flint sky
lime helm
tepid hull
worn abyss
scenic jay
gilded fable
royal sage
wary latch
minor tangle
gentle summit
cursive widget
tight tendon
cursive widget
hoary frigate
torn bronze
hazy bay
vagrant nacelle
scenic jay
vagrant nacelle
quartz bolt
simple plinth
short patrol
scenic jay
olive fiber
scenic jay
final reef
scenic jay
glacial vigil
old pond
scenic jay
whole lance
fleet lodge
molten vector
surreal fjord
hazy bay
smoky pollen
open rapids
lofty hemlock
scenic jay
grizzled epoch
muted matrix
native summit
steel steppe
drifting mirage
pallid barn
final reef
supple nacelle
violet kernel
wicked fossil
solar mango
flint sky
rose ivy
scenic jay
twilit lagoon
devout raven
viscid leaf
true haven
devout raven
hasty pebble
brisk marsh
tight tendon
placid kraken
final reef
glacial vigil
shell oak
placid kraken
scenic jay
fading osprey
stray ore
steel steppe
surreal fjord
gilded fable
deep smelt
true haven
deep smelt
dry vessel
scenic jay
final reef
scenic jay
dry vessel
final reef
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Me: Today is a good day to play MP--
Someone: kills me with a meta weapon
Me for the rest of the game:

floral thorn
onyx rain
dry vessel
cursive widget
dry vessel
west ivy
scenic jay
final reef
hasty pebble
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scenic jay
onyx rain
onyx rain
scenic jay
cursive widget
inland bluff
flat iris
scenic jay
flat iris
cursive widget
flat iris
scenic jay
final reef
ionic coyote
native summit
cursive widget
placid kraken
sinful rock
onyx rain
tired pine
placid kraken
scenic jay
final reef
placid kraken
onyx rain
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I joined a loosing ranked match and guys were camping like this in front of the ladder lmao.... luckily I got O deducted....

stoic kestrel
quartz bolt
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Na45 is Explosion Sniper
Experience Sniper from Season 1: This might be Useful to Team
Me: Experience 2 Na45 Sniper spam Explosion at Spawn

faint badge
flint sky
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There is some stuff in this picture maybe funny or toxic or tragic

ANSWERS :
||enemy's clutched it up|| ||enemy got at annihilator|| ||there's a missile|| ||my annihilator is at 0.1|| ||my ping is 69 lmao|| ||I use an OTM DR-H and a molotov and an axe||

stoic kestrel
scenic jay
placid kraken
final reef
gilded fable
thorn yoke
tight tendon
fluid kettle
placid kraken
cursive widget
scenic jay
faint badge
scenic jay
wintry sluice
surreal loom
cursive widget
nocturne sluice
native summit
cursive widget
ruby ether
steady tartan
worn abyss
last ravine
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When you have one team mate who canโ€™t even get a single kill in Search and Destroy rank...

scenic jay
cursive widget
cursive widget
frail portal
dry vessel
onyx rain
hybrid imp
rose ivy
whole lance
lean ice
granite anvil
devout raven
cinder vine
scenic jay
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flint sky
supple spindle
placid kraken
faint badge
olive fiber
gilded fable
old pond
stiff sphinx
muted shoal
wary latch
floral thorn
scenic jay
safe birch
surreal fjord
tired pine
safe birch
cerulean locust
bright cloak
cerulean locust
unique idol
scenic jay
plush basin
small karma
flat iris
lime helm
ionic oasis
distant ferry
onyx rain
plush basin
astral sable
scenic jay
unkempt mantle
devout raven
ruby ether
rugged slate
faint badge
scenic jay
lime helm
lofty rain
lofty rain
cinder vine
worn abyss
worn abyss
gilded fable
devout raven
ruby ether
glacial root
summer willow
frail portal
echo jungle
muted trout
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wintry sluice
lofty rain
wintry sluice
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Codm :
New players: i cant win against those good players
Codm : trip mine/hives /broken guns /molotov/gravity spikes
Newbie player : I cant win against them in Br
Codm : trap master /defender shield/ flash mod
Codm: T38_codm_sadthumbsup

scenic jay
ruby ether
naive bloom
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scenic jay
flat iris
open elm
wintry sluice
ruby ether
old pond
gilded fable
gilded fable
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You have bad BR stats because when you were a noob you were camping to win ? You wanna increase your average damage to finally have decent stats and erase your mistakes of the past ?

Then join immediatly the brand new Alcatraz program ! It will instantly make your stats better and give you a nice looking profile with a lot of "Sweep the board" medals only if you have enough skill lol

Yes i post this in humour cuz like it supposed to be a parody of american ads

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mossy sinew
fair phoenix
fluid kettle
worn abyss
faint badge
scenic jay
scenic jay
harsh lake
stray cypress
scenic jay
scenic jay
wintry sluice
plush basin
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granite anvil
daring geyser
wicked fossil
short patrol
gilded fable
scenic jay
stray ore
distant mica
stiff sphinx
fluid kettle
coarse leaf
mossy sinew
modest schooner
steady tartan
flint sky
stiff sphinx
scenic jay
open orchid
scenic jay
coarse leaf
tepid hull
gentle summit
muted trout
stiff sphinx
wintry sluice
gilded fable
wintry sluice
onyx tartan
whole venture
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nocturne sluice
somber cargo
devout bay
gilded fable
native summit
shell oak
sullen scroll
hybrid belfry
dire dirge
simple plinth
neat ermine
summer willow
hot condor
scenic jay
summer willow
shy sable
scenic jay
plain compass
wary latch
sullen scroll
mossy sinew
coarse leaf
ruby ether
old pond
tired pine
coarse leaf
sullen scroll
runic grove
final reef
scenic jay
naive kindle
short patrol
scenic jay
dry prairie
fleet night
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POV: ur scrolling through stories on Snapchat and CODM brings out their 35 millionth ad.

cursive widget
final reef
wintry sluice
scenic jay
old pond
north mirage
wintry sluice
gilded fable
stray ore
harsh spoke
coral flint
silk ginkgo
pine comet
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coarse leaf
ruby ether
flat iris
flint sky
safe birch
old niche
coarse leaf
steel steppe
left wagon
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slow wolf
cobalt orchid
coarse leaf
scenic jay
granite anvil
stray ore
onyx rain
tough reef
wintry sluice
open elm
final reef
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"CoDM is a game with slightly futuristic and militaristic setting"
Operator Skills in CoDM:

long wasp
onyx rain
fluid kettle
frank drum
tough reef
hardy skiff
gilded fable
granite anvil
cinder vine
quiet mango
tribal roost
cobalt orchid
whole lance
scenic jay
scenic jay
slow wolf
ruby ether
wintry sluice
final reef
wintry sorrel
scenic jay
plain meadow
cobalt orchid
lofty rain
sullen scroll
molten vector
coarse leaf
scenic jay
limpid ibex
foggy mirage
viscid leaf
stone marlin
cursive widget
uneven prawn
onyx rain
open elm
scenic jay
signal warren
final reef
twin tree
wintry sluice
onyx rain
burnt pine
scenic jay
burnt pine
tough reef
humble matrix
tight tendon
ruby ether
tough reef
scenic jay
upper leaf
old pond
flint sky
scenic jay
ruby ether
glacial vigil
quartz bolt
tulip pewter
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surreal fjord
twilit lagoon
lofty hemlock
tepid hull
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To set the scene, me against some guys on SnD, 1-4, I am top fragging whilst my entire team goes negative apart from me, enemy guy: "you guys are so bad", me:

gilded fable
dire flower
hazy lagoon
final reef
twin tree
runic grove
midnight cave
molten vector
wintry sluice
final reef
wintry sluice
inland bluff
flat iris
quartz sun
tough reef
sage aurora
foggy mirage
sage aurora
foggy mirage
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Tower on summit ๐Ÿฅด bet the whole lobby was pi**ed was dodging tomahawks all game ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

woeful vine
pliant egret
whole lance
weak hawk
novel turret
supple spindle
final reef
flat iris
pseudo egret
runic grove
surreal loom
whole venture
tight tendon