#dank-memer
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250 coins withdrawn.
join heist
pls dep all
375 coins deposited
f
pls with 2500
Wc ponk
2500 coins withdrawn.
pls dep all
2,250 coins deposited
bye bruhs I gotta gos
oof
Y did u came lol
pls dep all
6,441 coins deposited
pls use wi
lmao
rob u
pls rob @unique stirrup
pls rob @unique stirrup
You try to steal from KVWM👑 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Rob rob rob
hav mercy
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls with 400
400 coins withdrawn.
pls rob Rëvënanþ#5490
pls rob @unique stirrup
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
SHE LEFT
oof left xd
Ok 3
if we succeed tho
If we win
n get all
Duh
pls heist Rëvënanþ#5490
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
pls level
Prestige II
Reposter
883
■■■■■■■■■□
400 in wallet
536,576 in bank
20.25% multiplier
28 items (1951 total) worth 2,634,961 coins
54 daily streak
24209 commands issued
Alcohol - expires in 4 hours, 51 minutes and 19 seconds
Apple - expires in 18 hours, 29 minutes and 4 seconds
pls dep all
2,375 coins deposited
W8 lemme announce dis
pls with 2500
2500 coins withdrawn.
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leveling is so slow n shit
dont announce ANYTHING
@lunar lichen 😭
Huh imma get demoted next den
lol y
rock will be then if someone is being demoted
ez claps
2 staff?
k
2000 coins withdrawn.
pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
okie
pls level
Prestige II
Reposter
883
■■■■■■■■■□
2,400 in wallet
534,576 in bank
20.25% multiplier
28 items (1951 total) worth 2,634,961 coins
54 daily streak
24211 commands issued
Alcohol - expires in 4 hours, 48 minutes and 25 seconds
Apple - expires in 18 hours, 26 minutes and 10 seconds
pls heist Rëvënanþ#5490
アーノブ is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Rëvënanþ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
join heist
Join heist
3 only???????/
we mite succeed you never know
ye
join heist again syun
Syun join
join heist
Hmm lol
I did but what happened xd
lagg
Gl
Time is up to join アーノブ's heist, let's go.
アーノブ, xXxShadexXx and Syun are teaming up to rob Rëvënanþ!
アーノブ, xXxShadexXx and Syun paid Rëvënanþ 2000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls rob Rëvënanþ#5490
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 6,000 coins.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Wow
pls dep all
6,500 coins deposited
who got
2k now
ok nvm
pls with 2500
2500 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
we need kv, ponk and booboo
pls use wi
pls rob ÐR๛PANDIT#3581
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 4,069 coins.
pls dep 4069
4,069 coins deposited.
pls bal ÐR๛PANDIT#3581
Wallet: 0
Bank: 4,675
Total: 4,675
We succeed with 4 peeps previously
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 4,033 coins.
pls dep 4033
4,033 coins deposited.
Wallet: 0
Bank: 440
Total: 440
pls glb
:first_place: 342 wins - 𖤍 Whitedevil#3885
:second_place: 197 wins - ! GuDsOuL 👻 !#1101
:third_place: 95 wins - suddh_bramhin#3684
👏 39 wins - Rexbot420#4830
👏 37 wins - ✩ ◗◖ merichinwo ◗◖ ✩#6832
pls bal 𖤍 Whitedevil#3885
Wallet: 0
Bank: 575,650
Total: 575,650
You gave 𖤍 Whitedevil 1 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 399 and they've got 1
Yesss
cant announce but need ppl
2000 coins withdrawn.
3 only tho n arnob isnt replying
GO GO
He is
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
xXxShadexXx is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into 𖤍 Whitedevil's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
luck so good 575k big
Join
join heist
join heist
@abstract kraken You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody!
pls with 2e3
pls with 2500
join heist
tf
pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls use phone
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
join heist
P
On the phone with the Police
𖤍 WHITEDEVIL hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@lunar lichen 𖤍 Whitedevil rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
xXxShadexXx, アーノブ, Syun and ponkball paid 𖤍 Whitedevil 1000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls rob 𖤍 Whitedevil#3885
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
pls with 500
Pls dep all
Ty
why would you rob a boomer lmao
Have a nice evening
u too
lmao
same to u @static surge
imagine not having a nice evening
lol
I can't evne imagine not having a nice evning broo
Dank will get notify if u guys tried
oki
😂 😂
rip
Pls rich
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ESx💫Dank ✮ 🎀 𝒮𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓇𝒶 🎀 ✮💫#8198
🥉 263,782 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#1101
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🔹 245,045 - NooB#5452
🔹 244,361 - GØD彡Panther✔#4035
Lol go here have more rich
how did u get so rich white debi
Pls profile
Kek Lord
273
■■■■■■■■■■
27383
■■■■■■■■■□
0 in wallet
579,551 in bank
30.25% multiplier
41 items (7180 total) worth 21,309,629 coins
57 daily streak
52837 commands issued
Works as a Twitch Streamer
Alcohol - expires in 3 hours, 10 minutes and 45 seconds
white devil they are all passive bruh
21mil inv?????? ur crazy
Lol
daaaan u sweaty boi
pls inv @static surge
Alcohol ─ 397
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 733
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 5
ID banknote ─ Power-up
🐗 Boar ─ 59
ID boar ─ Sellable
🍬 Candy ─ 105
ID candy ─ Power-up
woah
pls inv @static surge 2
Shredded Cheese ─ 145
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Coin Bomb ─ 33
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 909
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Dank Box ─ 1
ID dank ─ Loot Box
🦌 Deer ─ 71
ID deer ─ Sellable
8 pages
pls inv @static surge 3
🐲 Dragon ─ 11
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 128
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 5
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 354
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 12
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
@static surge bruh why u hoard stuff
pls inv @static surge 4
God Box ─ 1
ID god ─ Loot Box
Hunting Rifle ─ 30
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 251
ID laptop ─ Tool
Legendary Fish ─ 2
ID legendaryfish ─ Sellable
Life Saver ─ 229
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Winning Lottery Ticket ─ 1
ID lotterywinner ─ Collectable
Normie Box ─ 100
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Padlock ─ 134
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 3
ID pepe ─ Collectable
what is winning lottery tiket
SO MANY lifes
pls inv @static surge 6
Pepe Coin ─ 34
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pepe Medal ─ 1
ID pepemedal ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 4
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 247
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
🐇 Rabbit ─ 484
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
pls inv @static surge 7
Rare Fish ─ 65
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 1,682
ID sand ─ Tool
Santa's Hat ─ 5
ID santashat ─ Collectable
🦨 Skunk ─ 172
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Snowball ─ 94
ID snowball ─ Tool
she won a lottery bruhhhhhhh
wtf 34 pepec
@abstract kraken you won too lmao
BALLIN
pls inv @static surge 8
Fidget Spinner ─ 220
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 309
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
ye but I didnt even get a single coin from it
1 wi ahhh nice
@abstract kraken why dont you have winning lottery tivket
break from discord and fully robbed
ticket
wow feelsbadman
Why son ping?
@dense willow prestiged and didnt know gift cmd so rip
Oh inv ck
yes
Pls shop winning lottery ticket
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
right
Idk about dis
First person who ping me get free money
pls shop lotterywinner
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
@static surge
@static surge
@static surge
1 coin xd
I won kids
Pls with 5e3
5000 coins withdrawn.
lol
Pls share @dense willow all
You gave ponkball 5,000 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 0 and they've got 5,500
5k
Good
Ok less go for what we were here
thanks
Pls with 2e3
whitedevil gice us pepec each hehe
ye
2000 coins withdrawn.
pls dep all
5,500 coins deposited
pls dep all
399 coins deposited
pls with 2500
2500 coins withdrawn.
4th ping get 5k
name?
pls heist Rëvënanþ!
xXxShadexXx is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Rëvënanþ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
join heist
join heist
@static surge
@static surge
pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
Lol
join heist
so we 4
1 more pls
white devil too rich man
ikr
ye I saw a guy with 300k inv
Time is up to join xXxShadexXx's heist, let's go.
xXxShadexXx, Syun, アーノブ and ponkball are teaming up to rob Rëvënanþ!
xXxShadexXx, Syun, アーノブ and ponkball paid Rëvënanþ 2000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 400 coins.
f
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Y man
i cri
lel
First time we succeed in onece
brb in 5 mins
someone pls ping her once so 1 of us gets moniesss
nah
rly bro 5k
i want pepec
ok ping
its like doin all cmds once
pls use wi
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
@static surge
lol
@static surge
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 7,600 coins.
pls dep all
9,000 coins deposited
I pinged you 4th now give me 1 pepec @static surge
sed
heist again?
yeh
pls with 2500
2500 coins withdrawn.
pls with 3e3
3000 coins withdrawn.
@dense willow @abstract kraken @lunar lichen
Pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
pls heist Rëvënanþ!
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
speak
ye
pls heist Rëvënanþ!
xXxShadexXx is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Rëvënanþ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
join heist
@abstract kraken You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody!
pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
join heist
@abstract kraken listen buddy you've already joined the heist
no more
Pls with 1750
Time is up to join xXxShadexXx's heist, let's go.
xXxShadexXx, アーノブ and Syun are teaming up to rob Rëvënanþ!
1750 coins withdrawn.
Pls dep 1750
1,750 coins deposited.
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of 77,551 coins from Rëvënanþ!
+ xXxShadexXx snuck out with 25,850 coins.
+ アーノブ barely escaped the police with 25,850 coins.
+ Syun came close to death for 25,850 coins.
Pls dep all
25,850 coins deposited
pls dep all
26,350 coins deposited
Gg
@silver tapir dep
pls rob Rëvënanþ!
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls dep all
26,350 coins deposited
ok nice
ima leave now yeh im going dank
pls bal Rëvënanþ!
Wallet: 0
Bank: 77,550
Total: 77,550
pls bal
Wallet: 3,000
Bank: 159,175/429,227
Total: 162,175
pls use wi
Pls use wi
24,750 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 13,857/94,109
Total: 13,857
pls rich
🥇 502,279 - inspectorcloseau456#6521
🥈 344,330 -
ESx💫Dank ✮ 🎀 𝒮𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓇𝒶 🎀 ✮💫#8198
🥉 263,782 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#1101
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🔹 245,045 - NooB#5452
🔹 244,361 - GØD彡Panther✔#4035
oh shit bruh
pls use wei
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
pls bal @gritty talon
Handy Dandy Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
Wallet: 0
Bank: 58,990
Total: 58,990
pls rob 530352428520833037
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 20 coins.
pls bal 530352428520833037
Wallet: 373
Bank: 1,485
Total: 1,858
pls bal @final bone
Wallet: 71,304
Bank: 0
Total: 71,304
pls rob 695510849942454292
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls profile 695510849942454292
Reposter
726
■■■□□□□□□□
71,304 in wallet
0 in bank
9.25% multiplier
21 items (127 total) worth 49,915 coins
0 daily streak
1578 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 0
Bank: 880
Total: 880
pls bal @rugged hollow
Wallet: 851
Bank: 2,310
Total: 3,161
pls bal @elder quest
Wallet: 727,975
Bank: 0
Total: 727,975
pls rob 433269510821249044
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
pls rob 433269510821249044
pls dep all
728,495 coins deposited
pls bal @dusk shoal
Wallet: 84,511
Bank: 93,755
Total: 178,266
pls rob 408098738419269642
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal @mild osprey
Wallet: 352
Bank: 0
Total: 352
pls bal @honest oracle
Wallet: 0
Bank: 275
Total: 275
pls bal @gritty talon
Wallet: 0
Bank: 58,990
Total: 58,990
pls bal @junior stirrup
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Wallet: 87,787
Bank: 21,725
Total: 109,512
pls rob 494207686574080000
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls rob 494207686574080000
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 15m and 10s)
Alcohol ─ 3,360 coins 58% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
pls tifu
So, this fuck up has been a long time in the making. It started when I (26F) bought my boyfriend (23M) an Ancestry DNA kit for his birthday in January. This is something that he had requested as he has a surname that is, legend has it, associated with the bastard children of royalty. A bit like 'Snow' in Game of Thrones. Anyway, he eventually gets around to doing the test. The results come back and said he has a 25% match to two individuals in their late teens and early twenties, which is most likely a half sibling. He made contact with the two half siblings, did a little digging and it turned out that their father and my boyfriend's mother went to university together. They had seen each other since but communication lapsed over time. My boyfriend looks suspiciously like this man, and the timelines add up. So, I've inadvertently revealed that his mum had an affair and the man he grew up thinking was his biological father is not related to him at all. They're now getting divorced. My bad.
TL:DR; I bought my boyfriend an Ancestry DNA kit for his birthday, which revealed his mum had an affair and his dad isn't who he thought he was. His parents are now getting a divorce.
pls rob
pls beg
Kamala Harris has donated 203 coins to @reef coyote!
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 17,607 coins.
pls dep all
18,060 coins deposited
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls bal @graceful flame
Wallet: 45,503
Bank: 26,454
Total: 71,957
pls rob
pls rob 319895450771652618
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 13m and 55s)
Alcohol ─ 3,360 coins 58% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
pls beg
Rick Astley: I share money with no-one
pls rob
pls rob 319895450771652618
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 9,151 coins.
pls dep 9000
9,000 coins deposited.
pls bal @visual lotus
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls rob 494207686574080000
pls rob 494207686574080000
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 12m and 49s)
Alcohol ─ 3,360 coins 58% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
pls rob 494207686574080000
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls tifu
Okay, this didn’t happen today but last year. I (20f) found myself missing our annual family holidays and thought I would share a funny (and kinda sweet) story from my time in Spain.
My family was staying at a beachfront resort, meaning the beach was pretty much on our doorstep. The day we got there, my parents just wanted to chill by the pool but my brother (19m) and I were keen to check out the beach so we headed down to take a look.
We soon found ourselves thigh deep in water and it was bloody cold. The pull of the current was quite strong but nothing too out of the ordinary. Then the wave hit and I lost my footing. My brother reached out to help me up. Obviously I was panicking and flailing around. Not only because I’m short as hell but my bikini top was half hanging off and I was freaking out.
Somewhere along the way, I realised that my bikini bottoms came undone too. Except they weren’t loose. Just straight up gone. Swept away to sea. I didn’t know what to do. Like, it was probably a good idea to get the hell out of there. But I didn’t quite fancy the walk of shame up the beach. My hands were literally shaking as I secured my bikini top.
You know what my brother did? He took off his swim shorts and handed them to me. It was super sweet and brave of him to do that. Preserving his sister’s dignity at the expense of his own. I felt super guilty taking the shorts from him but I was obviously kind of desperate.
All I could think was, that situation totally could have been avoided if I wore a one piece that day as opposed to a lace up.
TL;DR Bikini got swept away while my brother and I were at the beach. I managed to save the top but not the bottom. Brother gave me his swim shorts so that my arse and fanny wouldn’t be on display when walking back up the beach.
pls rob 494207686574080000
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 3,522 coins.
pls dep 3500
3,500 coins deposited.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
pls beg
A stranger: bye bitch, no coins for you
pls rob 319895450771652618
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls meme
pls rob 319895450771652618
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls fish
pls rob 319895450771652618
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls rob 319895450771652618
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob 319895450771652618
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
pls rob 319895450771652618
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 36,852 coins.
pls dep 36000
36,000 coins deposited.
pls use wi
Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 10m and 4s)
Alcohol ─ 3,360 coins 58% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
pls tifu
TIFU by not understanding for 5 years what a cake day is.
I (22M) have had a reddit account for nearly 5 years. You could say that my "reddit age is 4 years 7 months and 12 days," but up until today I would have just said "it's my birthday."
For two whole years of having a reddit account I was just a lurker. I never upvoted, I never commented, and I certainly never posted, but from the shadows I ALWAYS enjoyed a good cake day post. Occasionally I would even think to myself, "I hope they're having a good birthday."
So along comes one year ago today, my twenty first birthday. I had been preparing to make my first post (and on my cake day nonetheless). Welp, I didn't get around to posting until around 11PM (Pacific Standard Time) and when I posted there was a distinct absence of a little cake symbol on my post and the post was related to it being my cake day. I was like "aw shoot no one's gonna believe it's my birthday If the cake symbol isn't there" so I promptly deleted the post thinking that it must be based on some other time zone where midnight has come and gone already. Alas, my 21st cake day came and went and I was determined to make it actually happen next year so I set a reminder one year in advance August 23rd at 9AM, thinking 9Am has gotta be early enough that it's still my cake day on any time zone. You likely have realize the FU at this point: Cake days and Birthdays are not the same thing.
Well this morning I woke up, had a bowl of oatmeal and prepared to post. As I got on the reddit app, I noticed, for the first time in almost 5 years of using reddit, a small cake icon near the profile button. Huh that's peculiar, I have a reddit age. Not just that, but it's different than my actual age. Very quickly I realized my mistake and disappointed myself very early on in my birthday.
TL;DR I thought a cake day and birthday were the same thing and disappointed myself early on in my birthday.
pls rob 494207686574080000
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 3,345 coins.
pls dep 3000
3,000 coins deposited.
pls rob 494207686574080000
You stole a TINY portion!
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3,000 coins deposited.
pls bal @pseudo dragon
Wallet: 1,431
Bank: 24,805
Total: 26,236
pls rob 494207686574080000
pls rob 494207686574080000
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 60,385 coins.
pls dep all
62,493 coins deposited
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls bal @pearl flare
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Nice
pls bal @sand swan
Wallet: 0
Bank: 35,827
Total: 35,827
Pls bal @acoustic comet
Wallet: 502,279
Bank: 0
Total: 502,279
pls rob 639197892631986186
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@rapid wraith you have the after: filter in ios?
Yeah
Wallet: 0
Bank: 14,080
Total: 14,080
But it doesn’t give you the oldest option
Pls bal AiM | Sirius
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
sad
Oh
Pls bal @ORBxKHAL
Wallet: 993
Bank: 9,121/1,269,795
Total: 10,114
pls bal @potent mauve
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls bal @potent mauve
pls bal @tidal birch
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
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Wallet: 172,345
Bank: 165,870
Total: 338,215
pls rob 303066709152235521
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pls bal @void wasp
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls bal @zenith portal
Wallet: 142,410
Bank: 108,845
Total: 251,255
Pls rob 378397083675262976
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sed
Pls use list
pls bal @brisk beacon
Wallet: 33,708
Bank: 29,590
Total: 63,298
pls rob 295118046312398849
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pls bal @scarlet cargo
Wallet: 643
Bank: 15,973
Total: 16,616
pls bal @pallid aurora uDsOuL👻 !#9746
Wallet: 15
Bank: 0
Total: 15
pls bal @spice trout yphon#4035
Wallet: 1,049
Bank: 1,320
Total: 2,369
pls bal @willow rose yphon#4035
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @fleet panther
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @mint crow
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 1550 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 2000 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 250 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 250 coins per hour
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
COVID-19 IS STILL HERE!
Quick, tell the idiots to put on their masks!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type wear the mask god damn it
Wear a mask god damn it
pls work ghost
You need at least 100 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Ghost. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
pls work YouTuber
@honest oracle Congratulations, you are now working as a YouTuber!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is 250 coins per hour.
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pls work
Work for YouTuber - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
channel
pls work channel
BOSS Terrible effort BRUTLxAqUa, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 129 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal
Wallet: 129
Bank: 275/275
Total: 404
🥱
Wallet: 319,862
Bank: 129,518
Total: 449,380
pls rob 556526293085323265
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pls profile 556526293085323265
Total Memer
20
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2079
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319,862 in wallet
129,518 in bank
12.25% multiplier
4 items (4 total) worth 16,668 coins
6 daily streak
4042 commands issued
Works as a Developer
pls bal @slate cypress
Wallet: 47,495
Bank: 15,345
Total: 62,840
pls rob 512572394557407234
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls rob 512572394557407234
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 47,495 coins.
pls dep all
47,995 coins deposited
Pls bal @TonightGamer
Wallet: 0
Bank: 32,884/1,269,795
Total: 32,884
Pls bal 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
Wallet: 115,889
Bank: 95,150
Total: 211,039
active
Yeah
pls bal @coral torrent
Wallet: 69
Bank: 0
Total: 69
Pls bal @slender matrix
Wallet: 3,578
Bank: 27,225
Total: 30,803
So annoying to scroll
Wallet: 28,967
Bank: 47,995
Total: 76,962
ahh these kids smh eisting again
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal @forest obsidian
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @sterile shuttle
Wallet: 922
Bank: 1,485
Total: 2,407
pls bal @long barn
Wallet: 37,798
Bank: 30,982
Total: 68,780
pls rob 453969875069829132
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pls bal @trail palm
Wallet: 2,046
Bank: 6,380
Total: 8,426
pls bal @charred dagger
Wallet: 12,186
Bank: 248,651
Total: 260,837
pls rob 655705690194575361
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pls bal @urban panther
Wallet: 248,900
Bank: 772,325
Total: 1,021,225
pls rob 481317025294188554
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pls bal @modest rain
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @slender trout
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @quaint palm
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Wallet: 1,816
Bank: 776
Total: 2,592
@reef coyote oof
The people heisting you are the one who heisted
me
Lol
Pls bal @astral geode
Pls bal @astral geode
Wallet: 0
Bank: 92,762
Total: 92,762
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by best robber in dank memer#5088 (<@724**...**
2. You have been stolen from!
Nikhil Vaishnav#5263 (@wide snow) has stolen 225 c**...**
3. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by best robber in dank memer#5088 (<@724**...**
4. You were almost stolen from!
Nikhil Vaishnav#5263 (@wide snow) tried to steal from ...
5. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by best robber in dank memer#5088 (<@724**...**
It’s fine
pls bal @rough rock
Wallet: 1,424
Bank: 16,482
Total: 17,906
Pls bal @graceful flame
Wallet: 0
Bank: 26,454
Total: 26,454
pls bal @valid citrus
Wallet: 5,292
Bank: 15,620
Total: 20,912
lmao theyre trying again in another server smg
Oof
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls bal @green imp
Wallet: 995
Bank: 220
Total: 1,215
pls bal @quiet matrix
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Wallet: 3,578
Bank: 27,225
Total: 30,803
pls bal @astral geode
Wallet: 0
Bank: 92,762
Total: 92,762
Pls bal @warm iris
Wallet: 90,202
Bank: 0
Total: 90,202
letshope
Pls rob 444920725820669954
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
oppppppp
Pls with 300
300 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob 444920725820669954
You try to steal from D3ATH only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Finally huhu
hahhaagg
Pls rob 444920725820669954
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 90,202 coins.
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
Pls rob 444920725820669954
gggggggggg
Wallet: 325
Bank: 0
Total: 325
pls bal @simple cedar
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Not that
Oh
Wallet: 204
Bank: 114,500/204,161
Total: 114,704
Not selling
25k each
Pls bal @junior stirrup
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Pls use wi
pls bal @autumn gate
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @thorn bobcat
Wallet: 248,060
Bank: 0
Total: 248,060
pls rob 480320837212438558
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls profile 480320837212438558
Prestige I
Original Memer
15
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1530
■■■□□□□□□□
248,060 in wallet
0 in bank
20% multiplier
36 items (1558 total) worth 444,069 coins
1 daily streak
14813 commands issued
Wallet: -500
Bank: 177,503
Total: 177,003
pls bal @stoic tartan ͟͟͞★বাঙালিবাবু | ℓινє fℓαмє🔥#2593
Wallet: 27,307
Bank: 41,305
Total: 68,612
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 49/150 HP
lol imagine using skype in 2020
🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥 answered first!
pls rob 613631536310255635
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
lol imagine using skype in 2020
🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥 collected 540 coins and 5
Cookie's
⏤͟͟͞★বাঙালিবাবু | ℓινє fℓαмє🔥 reaped 845 coins and 4
Cookie's

Wallet: 19,109
Bank: 24,420
Total: 43,529
pls rob 286340064240336896
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls use wi
pls bal @sinful spear
Wallet: 64,630
Bank: 0
Total: 64,630
Here
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 64,630 coins.
pls dep all
Pls with 300
Ooh nice
Pls use wi
pls bal @rapid wraith TS#8406
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Am here. Sorry one of my friends decided to chat lol
ow its okay nw
Pls bal
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Wallet: -1,803
Bank: 1,210/1,210
Total: -593
pls bal @oak tree
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Around july 13- onwards
pls bal @hard wasp #8289
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls bal 671912217863651349
Wallet: 0
Bank: 109,515/1,270,290
Total: 109,515
pls bal @ivory spear
Wallet: 15,852
Bank: 391,450
Total: 407,302
That
pls rob 671912217863651349
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 300
300 coins withdrawn.
looool nice heist
pls rob 671912217863651349
You try to steal from DEADWALKER only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
gg
Oooh nice
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.

pls rob 671912217863651349
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 15,852 coins.
pls give @rapid wraith half
You gave ◗◖ Dani 8,176 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 8,176 and they've got 8,351
Pls dep all
pls dep 7000
Thanks
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @brisk vale
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Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Wallet: 0
Bank: 93,864
Total: 93,864
Okay
Wallet: 32,430
Bank: 291,072
Total: 323,502
pls rob 687966243419848740
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal @brazen crater
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @solid fossil
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Wallet: 0
Bank: 117,566/1,270,290
Total: 117,566
pls bal @vital hull
Wallet: 5,000
Bank: 127,038
Total: 132,038
pls bal @amber wasp
Wallet: 0
Bank: 8,470
Total: 8,470
@reef coyote kripya apne kaam se kaam rakhe. Mere account mai taak jhaak nhi 😂
pls bal @solid kernel
Wallet: 975
Bank: 385
Total: 1,360
chutiya ha kya?@reef coyote
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @junior pilot
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Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @weary marlin
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 434/500 HP
why my pls rich no work?
🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥 answered first!
🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥 got 763 coins and 1
Bank Note
Wallet: 909
Bank: 234,044
Total: 234,953
pls dep al
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (1,939), or max

sad
pls dep all
909 coins deposited
@hollow wave @reef coyote this guy is pinging unnecessary
then dont ping anyone
ffs
scroll up and u see how many ppl u have pinged
@reef coyote Don't Ping Users Unnecessarily you can play dank memer without pinging
unnecessary
pls bal 689887727356739693
Wallet: 1,939
Bank: 1,168,981
Total: 1,170,920
see you got no ping 
@hollow wave for old users the bot doesnt index their id so i have to ping
lemme show you wait
without using @ can also works dude
@reef coyote waiting
like pls bal 🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥#1268
lemme find an inactive user
pls bal 🔥 ◗◖║Soul║◗◖ 🔥#1268
Wallet: 1,816
Bank: 776/101,739
Total: 2,592
wait
pls bal 7ARMxViBE#7565
hmm maybe i'm unaware of that
Wallet: 423
Bank: 0
Total: 423
see

wait he is not inactive
lol
chori pakra gya
pls bal Fanger#4461
Wallet: 1,939
Bank: 1,168,981/3,501,299
Total: 1,170,920
pls bal @inland vault
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 495
Total: 495
pls bal Fanger#4461
Wallet: 0
Bank: 495
Total: 495
see have to ping once
lol
pls bal Fanger#4461
Wallet: 0
Bank: 495
Total: 495

not enough proof
unless i ping them it wont work
Prestige IX
Kek Lord
148
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14847
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0 in wallet
234,953 in bank
36.25% multiplier
22 items (968 total) worth 703,631 coins
3 daily streak
310524 commands issued
Works as a Developer
Apple - expires in 2 hours, 8 minutes and 20 seconds
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 10 hours
it does that to save database space, no point in indexing inactive users
true
cuz i pinged them once
@reef coyote ok 👍 but it really looks funny though what u think?😆
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 117,566/1,270,290
Total: 117,566
Pls snipe
Pls bal NO ONE TALK TO ME
If i get money then idrc
let it be
pls bal inspectorcloseau456#6521
Wallet: 502,279
Bank: 0
Total: 502,279
pls rob inspectorcloseau456#6521
@quaint palm what’s such a big deal with one ping?
pls rob inspectorcloseau456#6521
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Is that a rule in here?
pls bal @analog mirage s
Wallet: 256,865
Bank: 0
Total: 256,865
@rapid wraith for me it's big deal because I don't want to be pinged
its just one ping
Pls rob 463761906801311746
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
if u do with others then its ok i dont care
Wallet: 0
Bank: 26,620
Total: 26,620
we’re not going to ping you again, so why make a big fuss about it?
pls bal abhishecc#5716
Wallet: 0
Bank: 43,661
Total: 43,661
pls bal @candid pebble
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
@reef coyote :))))
Not really because i came when i was pinged so next time dont disturb thats whta i want 
wont ping you again lol dw
@rapid wraith and am not talking to u mister
Pls bal @thorn bobcat
Wallet: 248,060
Bank: 0
Total: 248,060


me a mister
haha dani mister
sorry mister Cat

lol

pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @zinc locust
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 45,243
Bank: 14,575
Total: 59,818
pls rob 672027578181353473
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls bal @quiet sailCluTch
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
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