#dank-memer
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psl bal PDRxHARSHIT
I have an 800k debt to pay
pls use wi
pls use alc
pls bal PDRxHARSHIT
Wallet: 1,614
Bank: 605
Total: 2,219
@lone nebula @quick hatch @rapid osprey
?
pls use alc
Pls with 250
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 5% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
250 coins withdrawn.
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
-__-
pls rob Ass Ass In#9054
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,294 coins.
sorry i no see you @quick hatch
Pls use alc
You don't own this item??
pls profile
Good Meme
57
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5722
■■■□□□□□□□
0 in wallet
94,577 in bank
14.75% multiplier
22 items (275 total) worth 54,631 coins
16 daily streak
9870 commands issued
Works as a Twitch Streamer
Alcohol - expires in 4 hours, 51 minutes and 44 seconds
bruh
Pls with 4000
4000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy alc
You bought 1 Alcohol and paid 3,000 coins
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Your meme got 165 upvotes. You get 269 coins from the ads
Pls use alc
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 5% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
pls rob XanbiamYT#6214
Y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls rob XanbiamYT#6214
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls dep all
1,000 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
250 coins withdrawn.
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls snipe
the fuck
._.
pls snipe
Fuck
Shit
pls use wi
lol
WTF
lmao what
fuck
pls rob Ass Ass In#9054
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls snipe
pls snipe
can say shit but not fuck
can say shit but not fuck
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
lmfao
pls snipe
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dick
ass
2,556 coins deposited
pls snipe
wow
pls snipe
bitch
Your reminders:
3289998: #dank-memer: "heist" - in 2 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 01:26 UTC)
3256287: #712460801201405962: "daily" - in 12 hours and 9 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 13:32 UTC)
3256285: #712460801201405962: "vote" - in 12 hours and 9 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 13:32 UTC)
3037051: #712460801201405962: "weekly" - in 2 days 23 hours and 17 minutes from now (14 Jul 20 00:40 UTC)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above

pls bal
Wallet: 1
Bank: 147,047/191,161
Total: 147,048
ok who
pls with 2500
2500 coins withdrawn.
pls heist You
give this person a break jesus, they've already been heisted in the last 10 minutes
nah
ok
pls snipe
There's nothing to snipe!
Your reminders:
3289998: #dank-memer: "heist" - in 2 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 01:26 UTC)
3256287: #712460801201405962: "daily" - in 12 hours and 9 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 13:32 UTC)
3256285: #712460801201405962: "vote" - in 12 hours and 9 minutes from now (11 Jul 20 13:32 UTC)
3037051: #712460801201405962: "weekly" - in 2 days 23 hours and 16 minutes from now (14 Jul 20 00:40 UTC)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above
who?
but Drew could 👀
2 mins
no start
Here
lmao
cooldown is only 5 minutes
you would be alone
??
:v
cooldown is 5 not 10
shrug
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I got mited for robbing the owner
we already robbed
its 5
Muted*
its 10
did they switch it back
we already heisted
Ill start it
so it would be 10
they changed the cooldown to 5m
Pls with 2e3
i mean we already succeeded
2000 coins withdrawn.
We ready?
they had 700k before
ues
@sharp vigil
I saw
argentinum is muted
I can scroll up 😔
1000 coins withdrawn.
same with @quick hatch
Why
not yet
@meager bronze
@woven tapir will start
sure but not yet
yea
Reminder @woven tapir: heist
k we can now
@cedar violet
Ok
😂
@meager bronze
join heist
@past mesa
ok?
@sharp vigil
Yes?
pls heist You
InvasionTMM is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into You's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
@lone nebula @rapid wraith
join heist
join heist
Join heist
@past mesa You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody!
Join heist
Pls with 2e3
2000 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Join heist
join heist
@lone nebula
mmk
lol
but join
join heist
Lol
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 98,239/337,689
Total: 98,239
Yeah I join
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls with 75000
summer school 😔
75000 coins withdrawn.
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
wtf
dude
H
Lol
WOW
why even
Irdc
-_-
Time is up to join InvasionTMM's heist, let's go.
InvasionTMM, Puny Mortals ||TMM||, iDumb | TMM, Stellaتtmm, A Nobody [TMM], ឵឵Dreww, gay child | TMM and Tmmprod𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 are teaming up to rob You!
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of 296,262 coins from You!
- InvasionTMM died RIP
- Stellaتtmm died RIP
- gay child | TMM died RIP
+ Puny Mortals ||`TMM`|| snuck out with 59,252 coins.
+ iDumb | TMM ended up with 59,252 coins without a scratch.
+ A Nobody [TMM] extracted 59,252 coins.
+ ឵឵Dreww came out with 59,252 coins despite getting tackled by police.
+ Tmmprod𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 took 59,252 coins with no issues.
Pls dep all
2,110 coins deposited
gg
14,918 coins deposited
Wo
i did
pls dep all
59,175 coins deposited
gg
Wallet: 44,334
Bank: 72,918/72,918
Total: 117,252
die smhhh
pls dep all
46,789 coins deposited
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Carole Baskin is coming!
Quickly appease her big ego before she kills you like she killed her husband!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type cool cats and kittens
I was muted
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
Split
Wtf
cool cats and kittens
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
cool cats and kittens
Split
cool cats and kittens
Can I get my split for finding it
You bought 1 Padlock and paid 3,000 coins
឵឵Dreww collected 329 coins
iDumb | TMM reaped 640 coins
Puny Mortals ||TMM|| found 688 coins
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls bal
Wallet: 1,265
Bank: 679,380/679,380
Total: 680,645
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my gamers
type it type it type it
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Payouts
psl bal you
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 3,000 coins
pls bal you
Wallet: 9,511
Bank: 98,754
Total: 108,265
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored
Pls use wi
Argentium Award | TMM collected 795 coins
Tmm
ik
Wallet: 82,668
Bank: 72,918/73,083
Total: 155,586
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Karen is taking the kids!
Call the manager to appease her appetite for power!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing manager into chat!
:rage:
4 hits — 74/100 HP
Tmmprod𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 answered first!
Tmmprod𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗 earned 617 coins
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Handy Dandy Tip: Have you caught the elusive dragon yet while hunting?
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
grass, couch, coat
Grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 316 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Pls vote
Voting helps bump us higher on bot lists so more people can find the bot, and in return you get a normie box for every vote!
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Normie Box ─ 3
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Item
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Handy Dandy Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
@signal prism great stuff, you got a crisp 1,085 coins and 1
Cookie from your normie box
@signal prism great stuff, you got a crisp 793 coins and 1
Box of Sand from your normie box
@signal prism great stuff, you got a crisp 1,418 coins from your normie box
Pls dep all
622 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,134
Bank: 108,060/108,060
Total: 112,194
Pls use wi
▫️ 15,813 - Stellaتtmm#0362
▫️ 4,134 - SherbetNips | TMM#4474
▫️ 2,402 - Ass Ass In#9054
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,475 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
▫️ 1,358 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,273 - [B2K◇M416BTC]#0318
Pls dep all
15,813 coins deposited
Pls use wi
pls rob Ass Ass In#9054
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls rob Ass Ass In#9054
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 2,402 coins.
pls bal Ass Ass In#9054
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Pls dep all
2,652 coins deposited
Pls use wi
Pls bal kartik
Wallet: 1,224
Bank: 0
Total: 1,224
Pls bal Quanta#1528
Wallet: 1,475
Bank: 0
Total: 1,475
pls use wi
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,475 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
▫️ 1,409 - Argentium Award | TMM#2540
▫️ 1,358 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,273 - [B2K◇M416BTC]#0318
▫️ 1,270 - sehajbir#0650
▫️ 1,254 - Emperor_Penguin#8528
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Feelin Cheesy
Swiss, Cheddar, Mexican blend? Who knows what type of cheese this is, but we're feelin cheesy! Type the given word FAST!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type swiss
SherbetNips | TMM answered first!
swiss
SherbetNips | TMM earned 528 coins and 1
Shredded Cheese
Pls dep alp
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (528), or max
Pls use cheese
Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.
You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 11.62%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.
pls use wi
Pls use wi
Pls bal GODxDADDY_69#5060
Wallet: 1,454
Bank: 1,045
Total: 2,499
Pls bal Emperor_Penguin#8528
Wallet: 1,254
Bank: 220
Total: 1,474
Pls bal ]|•Marcelouh•|[#8500 B2K
Wallet: 0
Bank: 93,200/109,914
Total: 93,200
Pls bal @golden flint B2K
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Pls bal 3D么AlphaQ#3041
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls bal DakudragonYT#8653
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls bal EmperorOP#5379
Handy Dandy Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Wallet: 0
Bank: 93,200/110,006
Total: 93,200
Pls bal @inner vigil
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls use wi
▫️ 2,277 - LvT丨◥▶やץtͥhoͣnͫ☣◀◤#3369
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,475 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
▫️ 1,358 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,273 - [B2K◇M416BTC]#0318
▫️ 1,270 - sehajbir#0650
▫️ 1,254 - Emperor_Penguin#8528
Pls use wi
▫️ 7,866 - NotFoxyyy#0579
▫️ 2,112 - LvT丨◥▶やץtͥhoͣnͫ☣◀◤#3369
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,475 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
▫️ 1,358 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,273 - [B2K◇M416BTC]#0318
▫️ 1,270 - sehajbir#0650
Pls bal
Wallet: 937
Bank: 97,865/112,009
Total: 98,802
Pls rob NotFoxyyy#0579
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls rob NotFoxyyy#0579
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob NotFoxyyy#0579
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls beg
I. C. Wiener has donated 295 coins to @signal prism, and a
Cookie
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
discord, pocket, street
Discord
Area searched: DISCORD
You searched through your dms and found 52 coins
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme got 140 upvotes. You get 210 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
994 coins deposited
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls beg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg has donated 54 coins to @signal prism!
Pls work
You need to wait 50 minutes and 36 seconds until you can work again!
Voting helps bump us higher on bot lists so more people can find the bot, and in return you get a normie box for every vote!
Pls use normie box
@signal prism great stuff, you got a crisp 1,294 coins and 1
Bank Note from your normie box
Pls use normie box
@signal prism great stuff, you got a crisp 1,029 coins and 1
Cookie from your normie box
Pls dep all
2,377 coins deposited
Pls use banknote
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 3,193 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 116,424 in total bank space, with 77,169 being expanded storage
Nice
pls rich
pls use rob
Handy Dandy Tip: Watch out for the police when using pls search! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!
pls rich
pls rich
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🥉 99,960 - .VGxDʀʌx#7238
🔹 83,064 - EVIL〆Typhon#4035
🔹 75,726 - Mr.ProKiller#5862
Pls bal @verbal spoke
Wallet: 0
Bank: 24,958
Total: 24,958
Pls bal @SherbetNips | TMM#4474
Wallet: 2,754
Bank: 10,659/10,659
Total: 13,413
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Trivia Night
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Who had a 1983 hit with the song 'Africa'?
A) Foreigner
B) Journey
C) Steely Dan
D) Toto
Pls bal @SherbetNips | TMM#4474
Wallet: 2,754
Bank: 10,659/10,659
Total: 13,413
Pls bal @DAVIDDD TMM#0362
Wallet: 2,754
Bank: 10,659/10,659
Total: 13,413
Pls beg
That guy you hate has donated 44 coins to @rapid wraith, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, bed, hospital
Bed
Area searched: BED
You found 313 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
pls use wi
pls rob XanbiamYT#6214
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 10,216 coins.
pls dep all
10,466 coins deposited
pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. You have a gift!
Larchy#0047 has given you 18 cheese!
2. You have a gift!
Larchy#0047 has given you 100 cheese!
3. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by ˙░▒▓█〖⁂⚕⁂〗ⓈⓅⒺⒸⓉⓇⒺ〖⁂⚕⁂〗█▓▒░˙#0419 (<@6**...**
4. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
5. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
Pls use wi
Pls rob @wide sky
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 666
Bank: 51,718/177,706
Total: 52,384
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 3,663 coins.
Pls dep max
4,329 coins deposited
pls snipe
wanna help me fuck up leaderboards?
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 56,047/177,706
Total: 56,047
Pls use wi
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @wide sky
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 6,803 coins.
Pls dep all
7,303 coins deposited
Pls use wi
▫️ 3,638 - Mr.Maniac Wolf#8938
▫️ 3,348 - Mega man#3348
▫️ 2,701 - LvT丨◥▶やץtͥhoͣnͫ☣◀◤#3369
▫️ 1,804 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,725 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,500 - AWSxToNyOp#1636
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You try to steal from Pingophile only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 0
Bank: 111,600
Total: 111,600
Hmmm
Don't ping bro
Lmfaoo
Mute
Donate me some @rapid wraith
Ur sooo rich
Pls bal @weary summit
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
Pls rob @weary summit
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @weary summit
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 175 coins.
Pls rob @plucky wave
Pls dep all
550 coins deposited
pls use wi
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 113 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
The server is being raided by scrubs!
Type the phrase below to ban the scrubs and earn some coins!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type banned
Banned
NotFoxyyy answered first!
NotFoxyyy procured 889 coins
Pls dep all
1,252 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 12,683/14,454
Total: 12,683
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @ember wagon
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
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Pls rob @cinder tinsel
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
pls use wi
Handy Dandy Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
▫️ 3,348 - Mega man#3348
▫️ 1,819 - Mr.Maniac Wolf#8938
▫️ 1,804 - Mujhe.PMCO.Jeetna.Hai#4046
▫️ 1,756 - LvT丨◥▶やץtͥhoͣnͫ☣◀◤#3369
▫️ 1,725 - Quanta#1528
▫️ 1,698 - TeamMafiaᎶ卄ㄖㄩㄥ#9778
▫️ 1,614 - PDRxHARSHIT#2667
▫️ 1,500 - AWSxToNyOp#1636
▫️ 1,477 - NO ONE TALK WITH ME#9078
▫️ 1,454 - GODxDADDY_69#5060
Pls beg
Ariana Grande has donated 195 coins to @jovial cloak!
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Pls rob @jovial cloak
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Donald Trump: can you not
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Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, hospital, purse
Hospital
Area searched: HOSPITAL
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Pink Phallic Object!
Pls inv
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 8
ID cookie ─ Collectable
🦌 Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Pls beg
Gordon Ramsay has donated 187 coins to @jovial cloak, and a
Cookie
Pls bal
Wallet: 7,154
Bank: 0/2,695
Total: 7,154
Pls Rob 480763053508395009
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna steal, turn that off!
Pls settings passive disable
You have to wait 24 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Setting Passive successfully changed to
Disabled
Pls Rob 480763053508395009
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls Rob 444866727310917642
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @jovial cloak
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Tf
458 coins deposited
Wallet: 7,536
Bank: 0
Total: 7,536
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
@rapid wraith Abe chutiye
250 coins withdrawn.
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 2,638 coins.
1,619 coins deposited
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Wallet: 4,898
Bank: 0
Total: 4,898
250 coins withdrawn.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls dep all
250 coins deposited
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @jovial cloak
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob @jovial cloak
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 645 coins.
Pls dep all
250 coins deposited
Pls beg
Allota Fagina: the atm is out of order, sorry
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
coat, purse, grass
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 1,082 coins.
Coat
Area searched: COAT
You found 101 coins, wonder how long that's been there!
Tf
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls rob @jovial cloak
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,183
Bank: 15,224/15,224
Total: 16,407
Lmfaoo
Pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 8
ID cookie ─ Collectable
🦌 Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Pls buy padlock
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
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Pls with 1000
1000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy padlock
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls dep all
1,000 coins deposited
Pls shop padlock
TYPE - Tool
COST - 3,000 coins (sells for 1,000 coins)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob @jovial cloak
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Wallet: 1,183
Bank: 15,224/15,224
Total: 16,407
Pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls with 2000
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy padlock
You bought 1 Padlock and paid 3,000 coins
Pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls inv
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 8
ID cookie ─ Collectable
🦌 Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Pls bal
Wallet: 183
Bank: 13,224/15,224
Total: 13,407
Pls dep all
183 coins deposited
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @jovial cloak
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
😑
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, tree, street
Tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 536 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,585
Bank: 275/385
Total: 1,860
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,475
Bank: 385/385
Total: 1,860
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
discord, hospital, pocket
Discord
Area searched: DISCORD
You searched through your dms and found 328 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,119
Bank: 385/550
Total: 2,504
Pls dep all
165 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,954
Bank: 550/550
Total: 2,504
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, hospital, grass
Grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 69 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,745
Bank: 550/660
Total: 2,295
Pls search
Pls meme
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, dog, attic
Laundromat
Area searched: LAUNDROMAT
You found 111 coins, now you can do some laundry!
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,835
Bank: 550/715
Total: 2,385
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dog, street, dresser
Street
Area searched: STREET
You found 53 coins, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls rob @shell vault
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
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Pls bal @shell vault
Wallet: 236
Bank: 770
Total: 1,006
🤣
Tf?
Pls howgay @rapid wraith
NotFoxyyy is 6% gay :gay_pride_flag:
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
coat, dog, purse
Coat
Area searched: COAT
You found 155 coins, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls beg
Donald Glover has donated 13 coins to @rapid wraith!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls shop fish
TYPE - Collectable
COST - 400 coins (sells for 133 coins)
This item's purpose is to be collected or sold. Nothing more, nothing less.
Pls shop fishing rod
TYPE - Item
COST - 15,000 coins (sells for 5,000 coins)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
The Paul brothers are at it again!
One of the Paul brothers just uploaded a terrible video! First person to type the word below in chat will prove that they are not cringy and get a reward!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
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NotFoxyyy answered first!
NotFoxyyy earned 674 coins
Pls dep all
1,092 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 15,597/15,939
Total: 15,597
Pls rob@rapid wraith
Lol
Pls rob @rapid wraith
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
Pls beg
Default Jonesy has donated 223 coins to @marble breach, and a
Cookie
Pls bal
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Wallet: 2,691
Bank: 1,815/2,035
Total: 4,506
pls rob @rapid wraith
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls withdraw 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls beg
Your Step-Sister: Get a job you hippy
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pls rob @rapid wraith
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
Pls rich
pls bal @rapid wraith
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 23,077
Total: 23,077
Pls beg
That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ has donated 323 coins to @marble breach, and a
Cookie
Pls beg
Memecat: the atm is out of order, sorry
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,014
Bank: 1,815/2,035
Total: 4,829
pls withdraw 2000
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls dep all
220 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,794
Bank: 2,035/2,035
Total: 4,829
Pls bal
Wallet: 2
Bank: 330/385
Total: 332
pls bal
Wallet: 2,253
Bank: 1,750/5,775
Total: 4,003
Pls bal @jovial needle
Wallet: 2
Bank: 330
Total: 332
pls withdraw all
1,750 coins withdrawn

pls give @jovial needle 1750
You gave DN4xJAADUOP 1,750 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 2,253 and they've got 1,752
pls bal
Wallet: 2,253
Bank: 0/5,775
Total: 2,253
Pls withdraw 330
330 coins withdrawn.
Pls bal
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Wallet: 2,082
Bank: 0/385
Total: 2,082
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,477
Bank: 4,180/4,455
Total: 7,657
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,794
Bank: 2,035/2,035
Total: 4,829
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Wallet: 2,253
Bank: 0/5,775
Total: 2,253
Pls bankrob @rapid wraith
DN4xMystîcBTC is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into NotFoxyyy's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
Pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for 100 coins? There's a winner every hour
yes or no, bro
JOIN HEIST
Join HEIST
Alright whatever just come hit me up when you wanna win the lottery
JOIN HEIST
@jovial cloak listen buddy you've already joined the heist
JOIN HEIST
Time is up to join DN4xMystîcBTC's heist, let's go.
DN4xMystîcBTC, DN4xMANIAC, DN4xDéêp and DN4xJAADUOP are teaming up to rob NotFoxyyy!
DN4xMystîcBTC, DN4xMANIAC, DN4xDéêp and DN4xJAADUOP paid NotFoxyyy 2000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
Pls bal
Wallet: 82
Bank: 0/385
Total: 82
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Have you caught the elusive dragon yet while hunting?
Wallet: 1,477
Bank: 4,180/4,620
Total: 5,657
Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
Wallet: 794
Bank: 2,035/2,090
Total: 2,829
Pls dep max
82 coins deposited
Pls dep max
440 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 8,000
Bank: 23,077
Total: 31,077
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You try to steal from NotFoxyyy only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
pls beg
Memecat has donated 120 coins to @vale crest!
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Pls beg
Ryan Gosling has donated 133 coins to @jovial cloak!
pls bal
Wallet: 373
Bank: 0/5,775
Total: 373
Pls beg
Kim Kardashian has donated 71 coins to @jovial needle!
pls deposit all
373 coins deposited
Pls beg
Your mom: No way, you'll just use it to buy pink phallics
Pls dep max
71 coins deposited
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BOSS Terrible effort DN4xJAADUOP, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 109 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls bankrob
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
Pls dep max
109 coins deposited
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Pls daily
1,500 coins were placed in your wallet!
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pls bal @jovial needle
Handy Dandy Tip: Watch out for the police when using pls search! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!
Wallet: 1,500
Bank: 262
Total: 1,762
Pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,500
Bank: 262/440
Total: 1,762
pls weekly
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Pls sell
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
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pls decadly
Pls hourly
Pls steal @jovial needle
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 525 coins.
pls secondly
Pls minutly
Pls dep all
55 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,264
Bank: 2,090/2,090
Total: 3,354
pls rob @jovial needle
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls rob @glossy flume
You are not allowed to steal from bots, back off my kind
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Trivia Night
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
The ancient Roman god of war was commonly known as which of the following?
A) Ares
B) Juno
C) Jupiter
D) Mars
pls beg
Cardi B has donated 114 coins to @vale crest!
Pls beg
Dr. Phil has donated 180 coins to @jovial cloak, and a
Cookie
Pls rich
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Pls make me rich
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
Pls rich
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(#33) - 1,737 - DN4xMystîcBTC#4873
@Puny Mortals ||TMM||#6969 @rapid wraith nice rob bros
Wallet: 38
Bank: 105,854
Total: 105,892
not a problem 
Wait
pls profile
Prestige VII
Good Meme
54
■■■■■■■■■■
5475
■■■■■■■■□□
38 in wallet
105,854 in bank
29% multiplier
17 items (1607 total) worth 775,775 coins
40 daily streak
212178 commands issued
Works as a Developer
Fake ID - expires in 1 day, 19 hours and 8 minutes
Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 10 days and 12 hours
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 46 minutes
nvm
Mere memer, you are not wealthy enough to prestige. Come back to me when you have 1,400,000 coins in your bank.
1.4 M ezz
Oof
k thx bai
Pls beg
Drake: ew no
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dresser, hospital, bed
Hospital
Area searched: HOSPITAL
You found 740 coins, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls dep all
740 coins deposited
Pls bal @rapid wraith
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Pls bal @jovial cloak
Wallet: 1,592
Bank: 5,170
Total: 6,762
250 coins withdrawn.
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You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Prestige I
Total Memer
20
■■■■■■■■□□
2061
■■■■■■■□□□
0 in wallet
0 in bank
14.25% multiplier
14 items (49 total) worth 17,196 coins
11 daily streak
17276 commands issued
Pls profile --gamble
Gamble stats from the last 1,551 games
15,138,092
19,682,858
45%
pls daily
1,577 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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pls bal
Wallet: 1,636
Bank: 1,326/4,400
Total: 2,962
pls beg
Logan Paul has donated 55 coins to @blissful bloom!
pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pantry, laundromat, tree
tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 290 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls search
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @blissful bloom
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 693 coins.
Pls dep all
943 coins deposited
Wallet: 1,288
Bank: 1,326/4,510
Total: 2,614
thanks 😊@rapid wraith
Nope
Lol
U didn't
Pls bal
Wallet: 189
Bank: 25,396/29,639
Total: 25,585
Yes i did
You never fail to amaze me .!. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by 26 coins! 200 + 26 coins an hour
1,288 coins deposited
pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 2,614/4,565
Total: 2,614
83
■■■■■■■■■□
0 in wallet
2,614 in bank
2.75% multiplier
6 items (10 total) worth 2,079 coins
4 daily streak
309 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence.
Guys, I n _ _ _ you to smash like!
?
@blissful bloom That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence;
Guys, I n _ _ _ you to smash like!
Idk
BOSS Terrible effort .!, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 116 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls rich
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Wallet: 1,167
Bank: 125,850
Total: 127,017
Pls rob @gilded arrow
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
discord, dumpster, laundromat
discord
Area searched: DISCORD
You searched through your dms and found 122 coins
Pls search
pls beg
The Rock has donated 131 coins to @blissful bloom, and a
Cookie
pls rich
Pls hunt
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You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls fish
lol you suck, you found nothing
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, bed, purse
Car
Area searched: CAR
You found 394 coins, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pocket, coat, dog
Pls beg
Chuck Norris has donated 149 coins to @rapid wraith, and a 🍬 Candy
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Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Watch out for the police when using pls search! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!
Wallet: 42,319
Bank: 29,639/29,914
Total: 71,958
Area searched: POCKET
You found 54 coins, now it's in your wallet.
That tiktok star that shows a little too much ass: go ask someone else
Pls rich
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🥈 266,834 - SYNC × PANDA 🥀#2113
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🥈 266,834 - SYNC × PANDA 🥀#2113
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