AxisnatoR's balance
Wallet: 0
Bank: 8,123/19,407
Total: 8,123
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Wallet: 0
Bank: 8,123/19,407
Total: 8,123
Pls dep all
60 coins deposited
Pls use banknote
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 5,786 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 25,193 in total bank space, with 14,028 being expanded storage
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
🍬 Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Collectable
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 3
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Pls use banknote
Pls sell alcohol
You don't own this item??
You successfully sold 1 Alcohol and gained 1,000 coins
Pls buy banknote
Pls dep all
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
1,000 coins deposited
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, shoe, pantry
Shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 137 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 13m and 28s)
Coin Bomb ─ 4,700 coins 53% OFF!
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls beg
Melmsie's Beard has donated 134 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
271 coins deposited
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Pls use shredded cheese
Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.
You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 3.00%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 9,123/25,193
Total: 9,123
Pls withdraw 300
300 coins withdrawn.
Pls gamble 300
You won 308 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 103%
You now have 608 coins.
Rolled 5
Rolled 4
Pls dep all
608 coins deposited
Pls with 200
200 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
Pls roll 200
You lost 200 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 3
Normie
203
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0 in wallet
9,431 in bank
3% multiplier
9 items (14 total) worth 10,845 coins
1 daily streak
595 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Landmine - expires in 8 hours, 27 minutes and 46 seconds
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 11 minutes
Pls profile
Normie
145
■■■■■□□□□□
0 in wallet
3,684 in bank
2.75% multiplier
6 items (15 total) worth 7,864 coins
0 daily streak
580 commands issued
Apple - expires in 11 hours, 3 minutes and 10 seconds
Landmine - expires in 5 minutes and 16 seconds
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 12 minutes
Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 37 minutes and 21 seconds
Pls work
You need to wait 1 minute and 13 seconds until you can work again!
Pls beg
Rihanna: there. is. no. coins. for. you.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, coat, laundromat
Pls beg
Kamala Harris has donated 194 coins to @scarlet valve!
Shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 136 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, pocket, dumpster
E
Your meme got 133 upvotes. You get 290 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
426 coins deposited
Couch
Area searched: COUCH
You found 242 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
N
Your meme got 436 upvotes. You get 233 coins from the ads
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls dep all
669 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 9,857/25,526
Total: 9,857
Pls beg
Tom Brady: stop begging
Handy Dandy Tip: Have you caught the elusive dragon yet while hunting?
Pls withdraw 3000
3000 coins withdrawn.
Pls gamble 2800
You won 2,560 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 91%
You now have 5,560 coins.
Rolled 8
Rolled 6
Pls dep all
5,560 coins deposited
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Lmao.noob copycat
Pls roll 300
You lost 300 coins.
You now have 200 coins.
Rolled 8
Rolled 12
@warm harbor What color was next to the word video?
yellow
BOSS Terrible effort AxisnatoR, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 106 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls beg
Zack Martin has donated 71 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls bal
Wallet: 106
Bank: 12,417/25,526
Total: 12,523
Pls dep all
106 coins deposited
Pls search
Pls hung
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, car, mailbox
mailbox
Pls hunt
Area searched: MAILBOX
You found 89 coins, why would the postal worker leave this here?
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit and gained 60 coins
Pls beg
Danny DeVito has donated 24 coins to @warm harbor, and a
Cookie
Pls search
Pls dep all
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pantry, pocket, shoe
173 coins deposited
Pantry
Area searched: PANTRY
You found 217 coins, luckily you didn't eat them
Pls daily
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 388 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 4
Hold on
Pls daily
1,500 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
I still need you
Pls dep all
1,888 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 5,741/8,305
Total: 5,741
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @winter marlin
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 500 coins.
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Pls dep all
750 coins deposited
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Pls vote
Voting helps bump us higher on bot lists so more people can find the bot, and in return you get a normie box for every vote!
🥇 184,273 - SUTIRTHA#6025
🥈 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥉 47,634 - ShivamBOLTE#1772
🔹 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🔹 41,315 - SpikydisappointedGirl#8387
(#17) - 2,980 - thicc ass#3348
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls bal
Wallet: 2,980
Bank: 58,916/92,380
Total: 61,896
Pls rob @@tidal fable
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 2,980 coins.
wtf?
Pls dep all
2,479 coins deposited
Pls withdraw all
12,696 coins withdrawn
Pls gamble all
You won 5,816 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 46%
You now have 18,512 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 2
bhai maang lo chahiye toh
Pls dep all
18,512 coins deposited
pls beg
Logan Paul has donated 149 coins to @tidal fable!
pls fish
lol you suck, you found nothing
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
pls sell der
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
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pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
pls but landmine
Pls beg
B Simpson has donated 18 coins to @scarlet valve!
pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
purse, coat, bed
pls withdraw 1000
Bed
Area searched: BED
You found 158 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
1000 coins withdrawn.
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls use cellphone
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls use phone
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
THICC ASS hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
damn
Lol
pls rob @scarlet valve
You try to steal from ɳAkLi NOOBDA only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Lol
pls buy padlock
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
🥇 184,273 - SUTIRTHA#6025
🥈 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥉 47,634 - ShivamBOLTE#1772
🔹 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🔹 41,315 - SpikydisappointedGirl#8387
(#34) - 1,180 - thicc ass#3348
no 1
Nahi voh passive hai
Pls with 700
700 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy snowball
You bought 1 Snowball and paid 700 coins
yaar tumlogo ne bhikari bana diya
Pls use snowball
Who do you want to throw the snowball at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
pls bal
Wallet: 1,180
Bank: 57,916/92,600
Total: 59,096
@warm harbor
You jump into the snow, form an icy-cold snowball in your hands and throw it right in AxisnatoR's face.
AxisnatoR has been stunned and can't perform any negative actions on you for 5 minutes!
Pls profile Boss
Memer
14
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1490
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0 in wallet
162,088 in bank
9% multiplier
31 items (589 total) worth 339,185 coins
4 daily streak
4372 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 13 days and 3 hours
Kitne amir ho be😫
Pls bankrob @rapid wraith
You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Surya Prakash gift
Pls beg
The beard has donated 18 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls beg
Dwight Shrute: Sorry, I just don't have money to spare
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
grass, street, sewer
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 53 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. You have been given coins!
Stir fry wok#3583 has given you 3,000 coins!
2. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
3. You have been given coins!
SirBarnabus™#9902 has given you 3,000 coins!
4. You have been given coins!
Umbreon1980#7637 has given you 3,000 coins!
5. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
Pls dep all
998 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
@rapid wraith gift me
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk and gained 40 coins
Pls hunt
Pls use cookie
You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Feelin Cheesy
Swiss, Cheddar, Mexican blend? Who knows what type of cheese this is, but we're feelin cheesy! Type the given word FAST!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type swiss
Swiss
AxisnatoR answered first!
Swiss
AxisnatoR collected 608 coins and 1
Shredded Cheese
ɳAkLi NOOBDA obtained 582 coins and 1
Shredded Cheese
Suryaprakash collected 670 coins and 1
Shredded Cheese
670 coins deposited
Pls dep all
307 coins deposited
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 9
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar 🐗!
Pls sell boar
You successfully sold 1 Boar and gained 500 coins
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls beg
Messi has donated 56 coins to @scarlet valve!
Handy Dandy Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
bed, mailbox, pocket
Mailbox
Area searched: MAILBOX
You found 197 coins, why would the postal worker leave this here?
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme is TRENDING with 5,166 karma. You get 632 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 🍬 Candy
Pls withdraw all
18,512 coins withdrawn
Pls gamble all
You lost 19,120 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 1
Rolled 2
Pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 172 coins. 🍬
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0/26,138
Total: 0
Lol
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls use notifs
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use snowball
You don't own this item??
Pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. You have been given coins!
Stir fry wok#3583 has given you 3,000 coins!
2. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
3. You have been given coins!
SirBarnabus™#9902 has given you 3,000 coins!
4. You have been given coins!
Umbreon1980#7637 has given you 3,000 coins!
5. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
Pls with 700
700 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy snowball
You bought 1 Snowball and paid 700 coins
Pls use snowball
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls dep all
865 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 677
Bank: 9,570/9,570
Total: 10,247
Pls notifs 2
Pls inv
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
6. You have a gift!
Appopl(Baguette bro)#3683 has given you 1 banknote!
7. You were almost stolen from!
DARTH SIDIOUS/EMPEROR PALPATINE#4523 (@latent tendon) trie**...**
8. New text message from Boss
Mate, I just saw you on the local news channel talking about how you ...
9. You have a gift!
~shadøw~#4578 has given you 1 banknote!
10. You have been stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) has stolen 994**...**
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 9
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls inv 2
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Normie Box ─ 1
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Snowball ─ 1
ID snowball ─ Tool
Pls notifs 3
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
11. You were almost stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) tried to steal fro**...**
12. New text message from Boss
Mate, I just saw you on the local news channel talking about how you ...
13. You have been stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) has stolen 500**...**
14. You were almost stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) tried to steal fro**...**
15. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
Pls use normie
@scarlet valve great stuff, you got a crisp 1,125 coins and 1
Cookie from your normie box
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,802
Bank: 9,570/9,570
Total: 11,372
Pls notifs 3
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
11. You were almost stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) tried to steal fro**...**
12. New text message from Boss
Mate, I just saw you on the local news channel talking about how you ...
13. You have been stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) has stolen 500**...**
14. You were almost stolen from!
Not_Ambrose I TMM#2209 (@warm crag) tried to steal fro**...**
15. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innoce**...**
Pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Handy Dandy Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Pls notifs 4
Sorted by most recent
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16. You have a gift!
UhyCrypto#8025 has given you 3 banknote!
17. You have been given coins!
hermesboi#6803 has given you 5,000 coins!
18. You have a gift!
Donquixote Rosinante#9272 has given you 1 banknote!
19. You have been stolen from!
Thunder#8312 (@daring horizon) has stolen 49,320 coins ...
20. You have been given coins!
iDumb | TMM#6861 has given you 10,000 coins!
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls buy padlock
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,802
Bank: 9,570/9,570
Total: 11,372
Pls beg
Kylie Jenner has donated 12 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Your meme is TRENDING with 8,908 karma. You get 335 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Padlock
Pls dep all
385 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 55m and 28s)
Coin Bomb ─ 4,700 coins 53% OFF!
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,764
Bank: 9,955/9,955
Total: 11,719
Pls with 3300
3300 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy smartphone
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy cellphone
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy phone
You bought 1 Cell Phone and paid 5,000 coins
Pls dep all
64 coins deposited
Pls beg
Jake Paul: coin.exe has stopped working
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 300
Bank: 6,719/10,065
Total: 7,019
Pls dep all
300 coins deposited
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme got 491 upvotes. You get 297 coins from the ads
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 466/500 HP
Why my pls rich no work?
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA reaped 776 coins and 1
Bank Note
Pls dep all
1,073 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 8,092/10,065
Total: 8,092
Pls use banknote
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 6,083 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 16,148 in total bank space, with 6,083 being expanded storage
Pls beg
Billie Eyelash: no u
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pocket, shoe, grass
what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -3,269 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: oh hell nah
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, sewer, bed
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 29 coins, I wonder who left that up there
29 coins deposited
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Abby has donated 103 coins to @scarlet valve!
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Karen is taking the kids!
Call the manager to appease her appetite for power!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing manager into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 83/100 HP
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
103 coins deposited
ɳAkLi NOOBDA earned 487 coins and 1
Bank Note
487 coins deposited
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Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Pls beg
The Rock has donated 225 coins to @scarlet valve, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 281 coins. 🍬
Pls dep all
506 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 9,217/16,643
Total: 9,217
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -975 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
Pls beg
Pls beg
Ben Dover has donated 82 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls hunt
Wallet: 82
Bank: 9,217/16,863
Total: 9,299
Pls dep all
82 coins deposited
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Pls inv 2
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Snowball ─ 1
ID snowball ─ Tool
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @storm gyro
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 500 coins.
Pls dep all
750 coins deposited
Pls with 100
100 coins withdrawn.
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 8
Rolled 12
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls gamble 250
You lost 250 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 6
Rolled 10
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 9,449/16,863
Total: 9,449
Pls beg
A stranger has donated 130 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
tree, mailbox, purse
Tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 320 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme is TRENDING with 5,259 karma. You get 170 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls dep all
620 coins deposited
Pls use phone
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
E
memePhone is now shutting down.
Pls beg
Chief has donated 85 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls roll 200
Tie! You lost 50 coins.
You now have 335 coins.
Rolled 10
Rolled 10
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, purse, hospital
Attic
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 434 coins, I wonder who left that up there
Pls dep all
769 coins deposited
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rich 3
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🔹 4,119 - BsgJaadooBTC#9185
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Pls rob @cerulean kiln
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 4,119 coins.
Pls dep all
4,369 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 14,957/17,358
Total: 14,957
Pls beg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: bye bitch, no coins for you
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, pocket, sewer
Sewer
Area searched: SEWER
You found 417 coins, why the heck is this down here
Pls dep all
417 coins deposited
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar 🐗!
Pls sell boar
You successfully sold 1 Boar and gained 500 coins
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
R
Your meme got 397 upvotes. You get 112 coins from the ads
Pls roll 200
You won 60 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 30%
You now have 672 coins.
Rolled 5
Rolled 2
Pls dep 500
500 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 172
Bank: 15,874/17,358
Total: 16,046
Pls with 100
100 coins withdrawn.
Pls rich 4
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 469/500 HP
why my pls rich no work?
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA collected 318 coins
Pls rob @hard breach
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 3,088 coins.
Pls dep all
1,639 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,039
Bank: 17,413/17,413
Total: 19,452
Pls with 13000
13000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy fishingrod
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy fishing rod
You bought 1 Fishing Pole and paid 15,000 coins
Pls dep all
39 coins deposited
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls dep all
334 coins deposited
Pls beg
Rick Astley: Sorry, I just don't have money to spare
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Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
bed, coat, mailbox
Bed
Area searched: BED
You found 118 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -3,339 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
Pls roll 100
You won 32 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 32%
You now have 150 coins.
Rolled 9
Rolled 2
Pls bal
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Wallet: 150
Bank: 4,786/17,688
Total: 4,936
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls beg
Cardi B has donated 187 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
471 coins deposited
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fish
!
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Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls sell Common fish 3
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You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls sell 2 common fish
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Wallet: 702
Bank: 5,257/18,293
Total: 5,959
702 coins deposited
Jeff Kaplan: I have no money, sorry :(
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -3,115 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Reddit is cracking down on memes!
To do your part, upvote the meme!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type upvote
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA won 758 coins and 1
Bank Note
758 coins deposited
Wallet: 0
Bank: 6,717/18,403
Total: 6,717
250 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (win more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Finn has donated 141 coins to @scarlet valve!
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Your meme got 272 upvotes. You get 347 coins from the ads
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish
!
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls dep all
756 coins deposited
Pls beg
Melmsie's Beard has donated 139 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
hospital, grass, street
Hospital
Area searched: HOSPITAL
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Pink Phallic Object!
Pls sell pinkphallicobject
You successfully sold 1 Pink Phallic Object and gained 7 coins
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme got 329 upvotes. You get 396 coins from the ads
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
742 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 7,965/19,008
Total: 7,965
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 11
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
Pls inv 3
Snowball ─ 1
ID snowball ─ Tool
Pls inv 2
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: Have you caught the elusive dragon yet while hunting?
Pls rich 4
Pls rob @iron pumice
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 884 coins.
Pls dep all
1,134 coins deposited
Pls beg
Dwight Shrute has donated 158 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls roll 150
You lost 150 coins.
You now have 8 coins.
Rolled 8
Rolled 12
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, grass, laundromat
Attic
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 479 coins, I wonder who left that up there
Pls roll 200
Tie! You lost 50 coins.
You now have 437 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 3
Pls dep all
437 coins deposited
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Pls donate
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Pls use normie
You don't own this item??
Pls beg
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: sure take this non-existent coin
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk and gained 40 coins
Pls dep all
174 coins deposited
pls command
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🥈 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥉 84,490 - CoCoᴼᴾ#6412
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Pls rich 4
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🔹 6,498 - QNTMxSelector#3426
Pls rob @I AM FRENZY2.0#9078
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 9,460/19,668
Total: 9,460
Pls with 259
259 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @solid fossil
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Kylie Jenner has donated 174 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, bed, pantry
Bed
Area searched: BED
You found 145 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme got 306 upvotes. You get 230 coins from the ads
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls dep all
1,142 coins deposited
Pls comics
Spoopy Skelo has donated 167 coins to @scarlet valve!
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, dumpster, purse
Area searched: COUCH
You found 194 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 250 coins.
611 coins deposited
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 11
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fish
!
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit and gained 60 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 462
Bank: 10,954/20,108
Total: 11,416
Pls rich 2
Pls rob @quick kelp
You try to steal from D×C•Fricky only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 337
Bank: 10,954/20,108
Total: 11,291
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk and gained 40 coins
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish
!
Pls sell 2 common fish
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls sell Common fish 2
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
R
Your meme is TRENDING with 9,761 karma. You get 708 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls dep all
1,353 coins deposited
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Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rich 3
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🔹 6,760 - TiTΛП ❘❘ TALHAᴰᴱᶻ ⏦#6014
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Pls rich 4
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Pls rich 5
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,049 coins.
Pls dep all
1,299 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 13,356/20,328
Total: 13,356
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing disinfect into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 83/100 HP
Disinfect
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA secured 628 coins and 3
Box of Sand's
Pls dep all
628 coins deposited
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish
!
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls sell Common fish
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 56m and 11s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 55m and 28s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls with 3000
3000 coins withdrawn.
You bought 1 Fake ID and paid 3,000 coins
Pls dep all
268 coins deposited
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 11
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Pls use fakeid
You've now got a fake ID. You are now disguised on the leaderboards as HandsomeCookedMode#6528, and people won't be able to rob you unless they find your true identity
Your fake ID will be taken away if you are caught robbing someone!
Pls beg
Rihanna has donated 200 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls pm
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e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme got 434 upvotes. You get 32 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
232 coins deposited
Pls comics
Pls meme
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Pls beg
Bongo Cat has donated 79 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, tree, pocket
Tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 682 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls dep all
761 coins deposited
Pls with 100
100 coins withdrawn.
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 6
Rolled 8
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 12,145/20,768
Total: 12,145
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish
!
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls dep all
568 coins deposited
Pls comics
Pls with all
12,713 coins withdrawn
Pls dep all
12,713 coins deposited
Pls beg
Logan Paul has donated 79 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Your meme got 44 upvotes. You get 337 coins from the ads
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Karen is taking the kids!
Call the manager to appease her appetite for power!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing manager into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 81/100 HP
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA earned 1390 coins and 1
Bank Note
1,806 coins deposited
Wallet: 0
Bank: 14,519/21,318
Total: 14,519
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 9,715 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 31,033 in total bank space, with 15,798 being expanded storage
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Item
Cookie ─ 12
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.
You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 3.00%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.
500 coins withdrawn.
You lost 400 coins.
You now have 100 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 4
You won 113 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 113%
You now have 213 coins.
Rolled 11
Rolled 8
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 113 coins.
Rolled 7
Rolled 9
Pls dep all
113 coins deposited
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Pls comics
Boat man has donated 35 coins to @scarlet valve!
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
bed, couch, hospital
Area searched: BED
You found 57 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
200 coins withdrawn.
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 170 coins.
462 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Watch out for the police when using pls search! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar 🐗!
You successfully sold 1 Boar and gained 500 coins
500 coins deposited
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You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
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You tryna buy a lottery ticket for 100 coins? There's a winner every hour
yes or no, bro
You need at least 100 coins for that, didn't you do the math? Go back to middle school bro
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
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You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for 100 coins? There's a winner every hour
yes or no, bro
Yes
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my gamers
type it type it type it
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Pls beg
Dat boi has donated 57 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
359 coins deposited
Pls comics
Pls beg
Dat boi: ew get away
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
hospital, couch, street
Couch
Area searched: COUCH
You found 27 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
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e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme got 340 upvotes. You get 240 coins from the ads
Pls work
You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
Pls work list 2
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: 500 coins per hour
Internet Troll
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1000 coins per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
Pls work Internet Troll
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You can look for another job in 6 hours, 51 minutes and 22 seconds
Pls beg
Miley Cyrus has donated 242 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls use cookie
You ate a cookie. The soft, brown cookie left your mouth watering.
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls sell Common fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 15,543 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 7
Pls roll 200
Pls gamble 200
You lost 200 coins.
You now have 15,343 coins.
Rolled 10
Rolled 11
Pls dep all
15,343 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 30,596/32,428
Total: 30,596
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 35m and 8s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 3,850 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls buy apple
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls with 3850
3850 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy apple
You bought 1 Apple and paid 3,850 coins
Pls shop 3
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 34m and 33s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 34m and 16s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy snowball
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls with 5000
5000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy snowball
You bought 1 Snowball and paid 700 coins
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 33m and 31s)
Apple ─ 3,850 coins 23% OFF!
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls dep all
4,300 coins deposited
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Only 1 team remaining!
There is only one other team left in your fortnite match! First person to type the phrase below in chat will win the game and get a reward!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
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Ntnumisoql
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA gained 265 coins
Pls dep all
265 coins deposited
Pls comics
Pls meme
Pls meme
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e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -560 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
Bill Nye has donated 22 coins to @scarlet valve!
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dumpster, dog, grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 109 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
You successfully sold 1 Skunk and gained 40 coins
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
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You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish and gained 134 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 573
Bank: 26,311/33,039
Total: 26,884