#dank-memer
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Area searched: BED
You found 170 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my gamers
type it type it type it
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
AxisnatoR answered first!
AxisnatoR earned 537 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,308
Bank: 1,663/6,600
Total: 2,971
Pls dep all
1,308 coins deposited
Pls tictactoe @warm harbor
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
b2
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
a1
:x: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
c2
:x: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
a2
:x: :x: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
a3
:x: :x: :o:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
c1
:x: :x: :o:
:black_large_square: :o: :black_large_square:
:x: :o: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
B1
:x: :x: :o:
:o: :o: :black_large_square:
:x: :o: :black_large_square:
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
c2
that spot is already being occupied by AxisnatoR, don't be so greedy
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
Fast
B3
:x: :x: :o:
:o: :o: :x:
:x: :o: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
C3
:x: :x: :o:
:o: :o: :x:
:x: :o: :o:
Well that was anticlimactic, AxisnatoR and ɳAkLi NOOBDA's game ended in a draw.
Pls game help
Pls fight@warm harbor
Pls help
We have some really kick-ass Premium Perks!
pls help image
Hover for info
pls help currency
Hover for info
pls help fun
Hover for info
pls help nsfw
Hover for info
pls help utility
Hover for info
pls help memey
Hover for info
pls help animals
Hover for info
pls help config
Hover for info
pls help games
Hover for info
Pls help games
fight, gamelb, guess, tictactoe, trivia
Pls fight @warm harbor
Pls fight @scarlet valve
@warm harbor, what do you want to do? punch, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
@warm harbor, what do you want to do? punch, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
punch
AxisnatoR lands a l33t hit on ɳAkLi NOOBDA dealing 71!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA is left with 0 health!
YES! AxisnatoR totally roasted ɳAkLi NOOBDA, winning with just 100 HP left!
AxisnatoR lands a dangerous hit on ɳAkLi NOOBDA dealing 29!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA is left with 0 health!
Holy heck! AxisnatoR heckin memed ɳAkLi NOOBDA, winning with just 100 HP left!
Pls guess
@warm harbor, You've got 3 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 10. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 0 hints left.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, bed, pocket
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 268 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
8
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 10
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,345
Bank: 1,375/1,815
Total: 5,720
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pantry, attic, dog
attic
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 53 coins, I wonder who left that up there
Pls beg
Wumpus has donated 189 coins to @warm harbor, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls credit 700
Pls inv
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls sell candy
Handy Dandy Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (win more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
You successfully sold 1 Candy and gained 25 coins
Pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1 Cookie and gained 4 coins
Pls hunt
Holy fucking shit god forbid you find something innocent like a duck, ITS A DRAGON! Type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds or you're toast!
Type oh frick a dragon
oh frick a dragon
You went hunting, and came back with a fucking Dragon 🐲, what the hell?
Pls sell dragon
You successfully sold 1 Dragon and gained 4,000 coins
Wallet: 4,271
Bank: 2,971/6,600
Total: 7,242
Pls dep 3000
3,000 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,345
Bank: 1,375/1,815
Total: 5,720
Pls meme
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type YouTube Rewind was bad
YouTube Rewind was bad
BOSS Good stuff AxisnatoR, got the work done well. You were given 212 coins for one hour of work.
You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
Pls work list
Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: 500 coins per hour
Internet Troll
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1000 coins per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
Pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: 1500 coins per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: 1800 coins per hour
Dank Memer Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: 2000 coins per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: 2000 coins per hour
Pls work list 4
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: 2500 coins per hour
Dictator
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: 2750 coins per hour
Pls work YouTube
@scarlet valve Congratulations, you are now working as a YouTuber!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is 200 coins per hour.
Pls settings
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Tips
Toggles whether or not commands have a small chance to show useful information through random tips.
Enabled
Passive
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. One on hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc
Enabled
DM Notifications
When enabled, notifications you receive in pls notifications will be DM'd to you.
Disabled
Pirate Speak
Turns Dank Memer into a pirate. Will randomly replace some words to be the "pirate" version. Example: you => ye
Disabled
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence.
Make s _ _ _ you subscribe to the channel and hit that notification bell!
Pls settings passive false
You have to wait 24 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Setting Passive successfully changed to
Disabled
Handy Dandy Tip: We have a twitter (@dankmemerbot) and a subreddit (/r/dankmemer), come talk to us!
sure
BOSS Good stuff ɳAkLi NOOBDA, got the work done well. You were given 206 coins for one hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,551
Bank: 1,375/1,925
Total: 5,926
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, dresser, bed
dumpster
Area searched: DUMPSTER
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Cookie!
Pls rob @scarlet valve
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,593 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,076
Bank: 5,971/6,600
Total: 9,047
Pls rob @warm harbor
AxisnatoR placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
YouTube made yet another terrible rewind!
It's our job to stop them by disliking it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type dislike
dislike
AxisnatoR answered first!
AxisnatoR procured 524 coins
Pls fight@warm harbor
Pls rob @scarlet valve
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls fight @warm harbor
@scarlet valve, what do you want to do? punch, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
punch
ɳAkLi NOOBDA lands a CrAzY hit on AxisnatoR dealing 51!
AxisnatoR is left with 49 health!
@warm harbor, what do you want to do? punch, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
end
AxisnatoR has ended the game what a wimp
Pls rob @warm harbor
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 50m and 29s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 50m and 22s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls help rob
Take your chances at stealing from someone's pocket. Warning, you will lose money if you get caught! You can steal anywhere from 35% to 100% of their coins if successful! There are also multiple shop items (and pets) that can defend someone's wallet, so be weary of that!
pls steal
steal, rob, ripoff
Normie: 30s
Donor: 10s
sendMessages, embedLinks
Pls buy padlock
You bought 1 Padlock and paid 3,000 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 600
Bank: 5,971/6,600
Total: 6,571
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 1,375/1,925
Total: 1,375
Pls dep 400
400 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Wallet: 200
Bank: 6,371/6,600
Total: 6,571
Pls work
You need to wait 56 minutes and 54 seconds until you can work again!
Pls beg
Joe Montana has donated 103 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, coat, attic
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, tree, street
Attic
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 343 coins, I wonder who left that up there
tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 511 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls beg
Wendy has donated 124 coins to @scarlet valve!
Handy Dandy Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Pls bal
Wallet: 814
Bank: 6,371/6,655
Total: 7,185
Pls bal
Wallet: 467
Bank: 1,375/1,980
Total: 1,842
Pls dep 300
You can only hold 6,655 coins in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
Pls gamble 300
Tie! You lost 75 coins.
You now have 739 coins.
Rolled 5
Rolled 5
Pls gamble 350
You won 269 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 77%
You now have 1,008 coins.
Rolled 8
Rolled 3
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 367 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 9
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Trivia Night
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
What is isobutylphenylpropanoic acid more commonly known as?
A) Aspirin
B) Ibuprofen
C) Ketamine
D) Morphine
A
a
B
D
Pls tictactoe @warm harbor
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
b2
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :x: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
A1
:o: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :x: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
A3
Pls a3
ɳAkLi NOOBDA that's not a valid option lmfao, type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle)
@scarlet valve, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
A3
:o: :black_large_square: :x:
:black_large_square: :x: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
@warm harbor, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
End
AxisnatoR has ended the game what a wimp
C1
Pls beg
Carole Baskin has donated 121 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Pls rob @warm harbor
You try to steal from AxisnatoR only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
Pls sell duck
Handy Dandy Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
Pls deposit all
242 coins deposited
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 46m and 20s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
why my pls rich no work
why my pls rich no work?
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls beg
The Rock has donated 136 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 45m and 25s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls buy laptop
You bought 1 Laptop and paid 1,500 coins
Pls deposit all
Pls shop 4
136 coins deposited
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 45m and 12s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Handy Dandy Tip: Have an idea for a new currency command? Suggest it here: https://github.com/DankMemer/dank-memer-suggestions-and-bugs
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Pls bal
Wallet: 129
Bank: 6,371/6,820
Total: 6,500
n
Your meme got 31 upvotes. You get 91 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
91 coins deposited
Pls withdraw 2000
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 44m and 40s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Wallet: 2,129
Bank: 4,371/6,820
Total: 6,500
Pls withdraw 1000
1000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy landmine
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 3,000 coins
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 1,844/2,035
Total: 1,844
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme got 30 upvotes. You get 310 coins from the ads
Pls bal
Wallet: 439
Bank: 3,371/6,985
Total: 3,810
Pls dep all
439 coins deposited
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 43m and 45s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
Handy Dandy Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 43m and 29s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 43m and 12s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h and 43m)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls withdraw 700
700 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy snowball
You bought 1 Snowball and paid 700 coins
Pls use snowball @rapid wraith
Who do you want to throw the snowball at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@warm harbor
You jump into the snow, form an icy-cold snowball in your hands and throw it right in AxisnatoR's face.
AxisnatoR has been stunned and can't perform any negative actions on you for 5 minutes!
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 1,144/2,200
Total: 1,144
Pls beg
Doot Skelly has donated 191 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, bed, dog
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 13 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls beg
Pls bal
Wallet: 204
Bank: 1,144/2,200
Total: 1,348
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 104 coins.
Rolled 3
Rolled 9
Pls dep all
104 coins deposited
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pantry, bed, laundromat
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 39 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls beg
Default Jonesy has donated 46 coins to @warm harbor!
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Pls dep all
85 coins deposited
Pls fight @warm harbor
@warm harbor, what do you want to do? punch, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
End
AxisnatoR has ended the game what a wimp

Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
d
Your meme got 234 upvotes. You get 191 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
191 coins deposited
Pls trivia
**Who was the first Chancellor of a united Germany in 1871? **
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Fredrick the 2nd
B) *Kaiser Wilhelm *
C) Otto Von Bismark
D) Robert Koch
Medium
History
C
You got that answer correct smartass
Handy Dandy Tip: We have a beta bot! https://beta.dankmemer.lol
B Simpson has donated 196 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls dep all
196 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 1,635/2,255
Total: 1,635
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing disinfect into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 80/100 HP
disinfect
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA found 867 coins and 3
Box of Sand's
Pls bal
Wallet: 867
Bank: 1,635/2,255
Total: 2,502
Pls dep all
620 coins deposited
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls use sand
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@warm harbor
The wind wasn't blowing in your favor and you ended up getting sand in your OWN eyes, good going.
You can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
Pls bal
Wallet: 247
Bank: 2,255/2,255
Total: 2,502
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls beg
I. C. Wiener has donated 68 coins to @scarlet valve!
Handy Dandy Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Pls bal
Wallet: 315
Bank: 2,255/2,420
Total: 2,570
Pls dep all
165 coins deposited
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls use cookie
You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
tree, laundromat, pantry
Laundromat
Area searched: LAUNDROMAT
You found 348 coins, now you can do some laundry!
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls beg
Bob has donated 92 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls bal
Wallet: 590
Bank: 2,420/2,585
Total: 3,010
Pls dep all
165 coins deposited
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 325 coins.
Rolled 4
Rolled 5
Pls work
You need to wait 28 minutes and 43 seconds until you can work again!
Pls beg
Discord Dog: I'm too poor
Handy Dandy Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://www.patreon.com/join/dankmemerbot?
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, coat, dresser
Dresser
Area searched: DRESSER
You found 413 coins, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls bal
Wallet: 738
Bank: 2,585/2,695
Total: 3,323
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 17m and 13s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Tom Brady has donated 124 coins to @scarlet valve!
110 coins deposited
You can't bet less than 100 coins, sorry not sorry
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 542 coins.
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls beg
Timmy has donated 133 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Wallet: 675
Bank: 2,805/2,805
Total: 3,480
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 8m and 8s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 7m and 56s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy landmine
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls bal
Wallet: 675
Bank: 2,805/2,805
Total: 3,480
Pls withdraw all
2,805 coins withdrawn
Pls buy landmine
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 3,000 coins
Pls dep all
480 coins deposited
Pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls beg
Queen Elizabeth has donated 42 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
42 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 522/2,860
Total: 522
Pls beg
That guy you hate: I only give money to hookers
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, mailbox, sewer
Shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 146 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
Pls dep all
146 coins deposited
pls use wi
pls rob @uneven path
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 114 coins.
Pls rob @languid night
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls withdraw 250
250 coins withdrawn.
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls withdraw 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls bal
Wallet: 250
Bank: 168/3,025
Total: 418
Pls dep all
250 coins deposited
Pls use wi
You don't own this item??
Pls buy wi
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls dep all
725 coins deposited
pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
pls rob Relic#7886
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
pls use wi
Pls rob @jade knot
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls rob Relic#7397
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,797 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
pls dep 1797
1,797 coins deposited.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @jade knot
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 168/3,080
Total: 168
Pls beg
Jake from State Farm has donated 243 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls dep all
243 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Have you caught the elusive dragon yet while hunting?
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, pocket, tree
Attic
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 526 coins, I wonder who left that up there
Pls dep all
526 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 937/3,190
Total: 937
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @brave vault
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 546 coins.
Pls dep all
796 coins deposited
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 52m and 37s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls beg
Timmy has donated 64 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, pantry, dog
Dog
Area searched: DOG
You found 296 coins, that poor poor dog...
Pls dep all
360 coins deposited
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
eliksid
eliksid
That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.
ɳAkLi NOOBDA, unscramble the following word;
eliksid
BOSS Terrible effort ɳAkLi NOOBDA, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 103 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
pls use wi
Dislike
pls rob Relic#7397
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 3,336 coins.
3,336 coins deposited.
Pls rob #5666
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use wi
Handy Dandy Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Pls rob @jade knot
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 672 coins.
Pls dep all
1,025 coins deposited
Pls balance
Wallet: 0
Bank: 2,368/3,355
Total: 2,368
Pls beg
Chungus has donated 287 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls dep 37
37 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 250
Bank: 2,405/3,410
Total: 2,655
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing disinfect into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 85/100 HP
disinfect
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA gathered 1149 coins
Pls dep all
1,005 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 394
Bank: 3,410/3,410
Total: 3,804
Pls rob @austere palm
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @hidden dune
Wallet: 394
Bank: 3,160/3,465
Total: 3,554
Pls rob @hidden dune
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls dep all
144 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 3,304/3,630
Total: 3,304
Pls beg
Donald Trump has donated 138 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
138 coins deposited
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, discord, grass
Discord
Area searched: DISCORD
You searched through your dms and found 161 coins
Pls dep all
161 coins deposited
Pls use wi
You don't own this item??
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 4
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme got 238 upvotes. You get 267 coins from the ads
Pls dep all
137 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 130
Bank: 3,740/3,740
Total: 3,870
Bill Clinton has donated 66 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls dep all
110 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 86
Bank: 3,850/3,850
Total: 3,936
Pls use wi
pls use wi
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 110/150 HP
lol imagine using skype in 2020
Mahcpnoi answered first!
Mahcpnoi reaped 399 coins and 1
Bank Note
pls rob CLusTerOP#2013
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rich
🥇 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 22,341 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
Pls rob @graceful flame
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rich
🥇 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 22,341 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
Pls rich 2
Pls rich 2
🔹 6,986 - - SYNCxS 卄 Λ D ∅ W💕#1287
🔹 6,760 - TiTΛП ❘❘ TALHAᴰᴱᶻ ⏦#6014
🔹 3,434 - PoseidoN#4503
🔹 3,389 - Aruto#1261
🔹 2,715 - ClusTerOP#4579
pls use wi
pls use wi
pls bal Mahcpnoi#9760
Wallet: 449
Bank: 18,882
Total: 19,331
pls rich
🥇 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 22,341 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
(#19) - 1,558 -
You#6655
Pls use wi
Pls rob @jade knot
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls beg
Jesus has donated 32 coins to @warm harbor, and a
Cookie
Handy Dandy Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place whilst using commands!
Pls work
@warm harbor What color was next to the word description?
blue
BOSS Terrible effort AxisnatoR, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 106 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
sewer, hospital, dresser
dresser
Area searched: DRESSER
You found 238 coins, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls bal
Wallet: 376
Bank: 3,895/7,095
Total: 4,271
Pls rob @jade knot
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 2,715 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,091
Bank: 3,895/7,205
Total: 6,986
Pls gamble 1500
Tie! You lost 375 coins.
You now have 2,716 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 2
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 10m and 22s)
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,600 coins 54% OFF!
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,600 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
d
Your meme is TRENDING with 1,043 karma. You get 223 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Tidepod
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,939
Bank: 3,895/7,260
Total: 6,834
Pls withdraw 3000
3000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy life saver
You bought 1 Life Saver and paid 5,000 coins
Pls use tidepod
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and have to pay hospital fees, or even worse, die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
What are you thinking?! Eating a tidepod is just dumb and stupid. You end up sitting in a hospital bed on death's door, costing you around 176 coins.
Pls rob @hard breach
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls beg
Deadpool has donated 74 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
street, laundromat, dog
street
Area searched: STREET
You found 46 coins, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
R
Your meme got 274 upvotes. You get 122 coins from the ads
Pls rob @hard breach
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls beg
Boat man has donated 285 coins to @warm harbor, and a
Cookie
Pls hunt
Pls rob @austere palm
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 830 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,562
Bank: 895/7,370
Total: 2,457
Pls beg
Bob Ross: No way, you'll just use it to buy pink phallics
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
coat, mailbox, bed
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 296 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit and gained 60 coins
Pls gamble 700
You won 836 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 119%
You now have 2,754 coins.
Rolled 12
Rolled 11
Pls dep all
2,754 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 3,649/7,535
Total: 3,649
Pls beg
Timmy has donated 142 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, coat, bed
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 222 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk and gained 40 coins
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 3
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Pls daily
Pls inv 2
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -4,890 karma. You get 0 coins AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Handy Dandy Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
Pls bal
Wallet: 404
Bank: 3,649/7,810
Total: 4,053
Pls use wi
You don't own this item??
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls gamble 150
You lost 150 coins.
You now have 4 coins.
Rolled 1
Rolled 11
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar 🐗!
Pls use boar
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls pet
You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use pls pet list
Pls sell boar
You successfully sold 1 Boar and gained 500 coins
Pls rob @scarlet valve
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls rob @rapid wraith
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 175 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 429
Bank: 3,649/8,030
Total: 4,078
Pls dep all
429 coins deposited
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
Pls withdraw 1500
1500 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy laptop
You bought 1 Laptop and paid 1,500 coins
Pls dep all
200 coins deposited
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
e
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -2,429 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
Pls beg
Bill Nye has donated 129 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, pocket, tree
Area searched: POCKET
You found 202 coins, now it's in your wallet.
Pls dep all
331 coins deposited
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
Your meme is TRENDING with 7,616 karma. You get 186 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 🍬 Candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 95 coins. 🍬
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Feelin Cheesy
Swiss, Cheddar, Mexican blend? Who knows what type of cheese this is, but we're feelin cheesy! Type the given word FAST!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type cheddar
AxisnatoR answered first!
AxisnatoR procured 607 coins and 1
Shredded Cheese
Handy Dandy Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 49m and 54s)
Landmine ─ 1,740 coins 43% OFF!
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Wallet: 888
Bank: 3,109/8,360
Total: 3,997
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Bill Nye has donated 95 coins to @warm harbor!
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, dresser, couch
Area searched: COUCH
You found 314 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 779 coins.
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,376
Bank: 3,109/8,965
Total: 5,485
Pls dep all
2,376 coins deposited
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
car, pocket, attic
car
Area searched: CAR
You got caught! You paid a cop 122 coins to stay out of prison. Next time don't try and break into a tesla you dunce.
You didn't have enough money in your pocket, so you paid the fine via the funds in your bank
Pls beg
Your Step-Sister has donated 39 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls beg
Cardi B: bye bitch, no coins for you
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, tree, dog
shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 218 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
Pls dep all
257 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 829
Bank: 2,365/2,365
Total: 3,194
pls use wi
pls rob ItsmeYash#2250
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 2,828 coins.
pls dep 2828
2,828 coins deposited.
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 250 coins.
Pls withdraw 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @languid night
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls dep all
0 coins deposited
Hey
600 coins deposited.
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Karen is taking the kids!
Call the manager to appease her appetite for power!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing manager into chat!
:rage:
8 hits — 6/100 HP
VOIDDRAGON66 answered first!
VOIDDRAGON66 earned 749 coins and 1
Cookie
Mahcpnoi gained 376 coins and 3
Box of Sand's
pls dep 350
350 coins deposited.
pls rob @lunar yacht
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,839 coins.
yes
Wallet: 3,414
Bank: 39,317
Total: 42,731
Pls rob @languid night
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
Wallet: 493
Bank: 27,774
Total: 28,267
Wallet: 4,039
Bank: 0/83,552
Total: 4,039
Pls withdraw 250
250 coins withdrawn.
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (4,039), or max
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
He's got AirPods!
He can't hear us! We need to let him know he looks like a douchebag wearing those!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing douche into chat!
:rage:
5 hits — 6/20 HP
wait
AxisnatoR won 331 coins and 1
Bank Note
VOIDDRAGON66 procured 803 coins and 4
Cookie's
pls dep all
4,842 coins deposited
pls with 250
Pls bankrob @languid night
You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao
250 coins withdrawn.
Pls withdraw 2000
wow
2000 coins withdrawn.
Pls bankrob @languid night
AxisnatoR is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Mahcpnoi's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
pls dep all
250 coins deposited
JOIN HEIST
@warm harbor listen buddy you've already joined the heist
pls with 2000
2000 coins withdrawn.
join heist
Yes bro
@solid sigil listen buddy you've already joined the heist
We will be rich
yep
Time is up to join AxisnatoR's heist, let's go.
AxisnatoR and VOIDDRAGON66 are teaming up to rob Mahcpnoi!
yes
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of 13,887 coins from Mahcpnoi!
+ AxisnatoR barely escaped the police with 6,944 coins.
+ VOIDDRAGON66 stole a clean 6,944 coins.
wow
Oh yeah
noice
Pls bal
Wallet: 7,525
Bank: 3,120/9,240
Total: 10,645
Handy Dandy Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://www.patreon.com/join/dankmemerbot?
Wallet: 6,944
Bank: 2,842/83,552
Total: 9,786
Pls dep all
6,120 coins deposited
pls dep all
6,944 coins deposited
Pls use padlock
You don't own this item??
Pls buy padlock
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
pls use cellphone
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Handy Dandy Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 1h, 45m and 29s)
Landmine ─ 1,740 coins 43% OFF!
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
lol
Pls withdraw 5000
5000 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy padlock
You bought 1 Padlock and paid 3,000 coins
Pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Handy Dandy Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
pls bal @digital lava
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
pls rich
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🥉 47,634 - ShivamBOLTE#1772
🔹 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🔹 34,957 - SahiL#6175
Bro we will do this again
Pls buy landmine
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 1,740 coins
someone else
Pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
pls with 2000
I will DM
2000 coins withdrawn.
k
Pls dep all
1,665 coins deposited
pls buy land mine
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 1,740 coins
pls use land
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls bet all
You lost 260 coins.
You now have 0 coins.
Rolled 1
Rolled 11
pls bal @torn sorrel
Wallet: 0
Bank: 15,070
Total: 15,070
pls bal @dark moth
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls use wi
pls rob bracethief#9778
You stole a good chunk! 💰
Your payout was 2,362 coins.