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Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
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pls use wi
Pls use wi
Pls bal
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Wallet: 526
Bank: 108,890/128,396
Total: 109,416
Pls rob AxisnatoR
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
F
Pls use wi
pls use wi
pls steal
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna steal, turn that off!
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pls settings passive disable
You have to wait 24 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Setting Passive successfully changed to
Disabled
pls steal
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls profile EE|DRAX#9138
Normie
113
■■□□□□□□□□
8,761 in wallet
0 in bank
3.5% multiplier
4 items (6 total) worth 1,187 coins
0 daily streak
548 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls beg
That guy you hate has donated 102 coins to @craggy creek!
pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, shoe, car
shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 134 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
pls use alco
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 5% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls steal EE|DRAX#9138
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
pls search
pls with 300
300 coins withdrawn.
pls steal EE|DRAX#9138
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 3,066 coins.
pls dep 3000
3,000 coins deposited.
pls use wi
pls rob Premium#8263
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls rob Premium#8263
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 2,448 coins.
pls dep 2448
2,448 coins deposited.
Handy Dandy Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (win more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
Pls rob @rapid wraith
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
Pls rob @rocky raven
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
Pls beg
Hannah Montana: I share money with no-one
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
YouTube made yet another terrible rewind!
It's our job to stop them by disliking it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type dislike
dislike
AxisnatoR answered first!
Pls work
AxisnatoR reaped 420 coins
@warm harbor What color was next to the word tseries?
Red
BOSS Good stuff AxisnatoR, got the work done well. You were given 206 coins for one hour of work.
Pls rob @rocky raven
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,766 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 5,038
Bank: 545/2,805
Total: 5,583
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 28m and 41s)
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,100 coins 59% OFF!
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,100 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 28m and 25s)
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,100 coins 59% OFF!
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls buy padlock
You bought 1 Padlock and paid 3,000 coins
Pls beg
Elizabeth Warren has donated 90 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
purse, dumpster, car
car
Area searched: CAR
You found 424 coins, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,552
Bank: 545/2,915
Total: 3,097
Pls dep 2000
2,000 coins deposited.
Pls beg
The Rock has donated 203 coins to @warm harbor, and a
Cookie
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
bed, shoe, laundromat
Shoe
Area searched: SHOE
You found 227 coins, this HAD to be uncomfortable.
Pls bal
Wallet: 982
Bank: 2,545/3,025
Total: 3,527
Pls dep 455
455 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 527
Bank: 3,000/3,025
Total: 3,527
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 20m and 55s)
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,100 coins 59% OFF!
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 20m and 42s)
Shredded Cheese ─ 4,100 coins 59% OFF!
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy landmine
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
2700 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy landmine
You bought 1 Landmine and paid 3,000 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 227
Bank: 300/3,080
Total: 527
Pls dep 127
127 coins deposited.
pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
pls rob Premium#8263
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls rob PDRxHARSHIT#2667
pls rob PDRxHARSHIT#2667
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
pls dep all
0 coins deposited
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls rob PDRxHARSHIT#2667
Dixie Normous has donated 200 coins to @civic fox!
pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
d
Your meme got 77 upvotes. You get 34 coins from the ads
pls rob PDRxHARSHIT#2667
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 735 coins.
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
s
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
pls rob Premium#8263
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 3,530 coins.
pls dep all
4,030 coins deposited
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
pls rob FIRE GMRZz#9103
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 909 coins.
pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
h
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
h
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
s
pls dep all
1,409 coins deposited
pls with 500\
Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (137,701)
pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls use wi
pls rob MH4연HARDIOp#2152
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 2,487 coins.
pls dep all
2,987 coins deposited
pls use wi
Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (0)
Pls daily
1,526 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Pls weekly
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pls meme
pls meme
pls meme
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer and gained 300 coins
pls dep all
550 coins deposited
pls with 250
250 coins withdrawn.
pls rich
🥇 109,199 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 21,302 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
pls rich 2
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rich 2
pls rich 2
🔹 6,986 - - SYNCxS 卄 Λ D ∅ W💕#1287
🔹 6,760 - TiTΛП ❘❘ TALHAᴰᴱᶻ ⏦#6014
🔹 5,133 - Relic#7397
🔹 3,434 - PoseidoN#4503
🔹 3,389 - Aruto#1261
pls rob Relic#7397
You try to steal from Relic only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
pls rob Relic#7397
pls rob Relic#7397
pls hunt
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls work
You were fired from your position as a Internet Troll.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 24 hours before you can find another job.
pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
e
Your meme is TRENDING with 8,880 karma. You get 850 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Padlock
pls dep all
2,621 coins deposited
pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls rob Relic#7397
You try to steal from Relic only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 125 coins.
pls bal
Wallet: 13,229
Bank: 27,020/27,130
Total: 40,249
pls deo all
pls meme
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
pls joke
A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
“What is this queue for?”
“Just for fun” says the women.
“But what if I don’t want to stand in the queue?” The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies “that’s what the other queue is for”
pls joke
pls joke
Pls bal
Wallet: 100
Bank: 427/3,080
Total: 527
Pls use mine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 12 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
attic, mailbox, pocket
Area searched: POCKET
You found 198 coins, now it's in your wallet.
Pls beg
Dwight Shrute has donated 26 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls rich
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🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 21,302 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
Pls rich 2
Pls rich 2
🔹 6,986 - - SYNCxS 卄 Λ D ∅ W💕#1287
🔹 6,760 - TiTΛП ❘❘ TALHAᴰᴱᶻ ⏦#6014
🔹 5,133 - Relic#7397
🔹 3,434 - PoseidoN#4503
🔹 3,389 - Aruto#1261
Pls rob @uneven path
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 175 coins.
Pls rich 3
Pls rob @austere palm
Pls rob @austere palm
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 758 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,257
Bank: 427/3,355
Total: 1,684
Pls dep all
1,257 coins deposited
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme got 483 upvotes. You get 121 coins from the ads
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence.
Guys, I n _ _ _ you to smash like!
need
BOSS Good stuff AxisnatoR, got the work done well. You were given 206 coins for one hour of work.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, purse, bed
Bed
Area searched: BED
You found 132 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls beg
Paula Deen has donated 129 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Wallet: 588
Bank: 1,684/3,685
Total: 2,272
Pls bankrob
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Your meme got 469 upvotes. You get 268 coins from the ads
Pls bal
Wallet: 856
Bank: 1,684/3,685
Total: 2,540
Pls dep all
856 coins deposited
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m and 53s)
Coin Bomb ─ 7,600 coins 24% OFF!
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m and 39s)
Coin Bomb ─ 7,600 coins 24% OFF!
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 7,600 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls buy box of sand
your wallet is empty, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls withdraw 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy box of sand
You bought 1 Box of Sand and paid 500 coins
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls use laptop
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls use cookie
You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.
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Pls beg
Bob Ross has donated 176 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
bed, mailbox, tree
tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 403 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls bal
Wallet: 579
Bank: 2,040/3,960
Total: 2,619
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 39m and 45s)
Coin Bomb ─ 7,600 coins 24% OFF!
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls daily
1,500 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls gamble
You need to bet something.
Pls gamble 1000
Pls gamble 1000
You won 1,259 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 126%
You now have 3,338 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 1
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,338
Bank: 2,040/3,960
Total: 5,378
Pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for 100 coins? There's a winner every hour
yes or no, bro
Yes
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Pls gamble 200
You won 206 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 103%
You now have 3,444 coins.
Rolled 12
Rolled 2
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,444
Bank: 2,040/4,015
Total: 5,484
Pls gamble 1000
Tie! You lost 250 coins.
You now have 3,187 coins.
Rolled 1
Rolled 1
Pls gamble 1200
You lost 1,200 coins.
You now have 1,987 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 6
Harry Balzac has donated 178 coins to @warm harbor!
Handy Dandy Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dog, attic, grass
grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 237 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
M
That's not an option my friend
Pls pm
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
N
Your meme is TRENDING with 8,837 karma. You get 1,014 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls gamble 650
You won 710 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 109%
You now have 4,126 coins.
Rolled 9
Rolled 3
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,126
Bank: 2,040/4,785
Total: 6,166
Pls rich
🥇 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
🥈 45,503 - Nikunj67#4073
🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
🔹 29,309 - ViXEN#3614
🔹 21,302 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
(#9) - 4,126 - AxisnatoR#9037
Pls settings
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Tips
Toggles whether or not commands have a small chance to show useful information through random tips.
Enabled
Passive
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. One on hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc
Disabled
DM Notifications
When enabled, notifications you receive in pls notifications will be DM'd to you.
Disabled
Pirate Speak
Turns Dank Memer into a pirate. Will randomly replace some words to be the "pirate" version. Example: you => ye
Disabled
Pls settings passive
That value is not valid for this setting! This setting only accepts enable[d]/disable[d], true/false, on/off, sure/nah, or yes/no
Pls settings passive on
Setting Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,126
Bank: 2,040/4,785
Total: 6,166
Pls beg
ayylien: I used all my money to fund Joe Exotic 2020
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
hospital, street, grass
grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 216 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Your meme is TRENDING with 3,377 karma. You get 1,007 coins, also a fan of your memes sent you 1
Laptop
Pls inv
Handy Dandy Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls sell laptop
You successfully sold 1 Laptop and gained 500 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 5,849
Bank: 2,040/4,895
Total: 7,889
Pls dep 3415
You can only hold 4,895 coins in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
Pls dep 3000
You can only hold 4,895 coins in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
2,500 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
Wallet: 3,349
Bank: 4,540/4,895
Total: 7,889
Pls dep 355
355 coins deposited.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, dresser, sewer
dresser
Area searched: DRESSER
You found 313 coins, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls beg
Lizzy M has donated 138 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls gamble 400
You lost 400 coins.
You now have 3,045 coins.
Rolled 6
Rolled 10
pls meme
Pls quests
You don't have an active quest.
You can use pls quests list to see a list of available quests.
Pls quest list
You can use pls quests choose [name] to choose a quest
Won't Back Down ─ Medium
Work 10 hours in a row without failing
REWARD 2,500 coins and 1
Fake ID
Impunity Master ─ Extreme
Be involved in a successful heist where the total amount stolen is over 25 thousand coins
REWARD 1
Life Saver and 3
Box of Sand's
Working Hard or Hardly Working? ─ Easy
Get a promotion in your job in pls work
REWARD 1,500 coins, 50
Cookie's and 1
Box of Sand
Streaker ─ Medium
Get a daily streak of 21
REWARD 5,000 coins and 2 Normie Box's
Pls quests choose working hard or hardly working
you are now doing Working Hard or Hardly Working?
Pls quest list 2
You can use pls quests choose [name] to choose a quest
Terrible Fate ─ Easy
Die in the currency system
REWARD 1,000 coins
Chronic Gambler ─ Medium
Win 50 games of gambling in pls blackjack
REWARD 3
Bank Note's
Outstanding Move! ─ Extreme
Prestige 1 time
REWARD 20,000 coins, 1
Padlock and 1
Life Saver
Smooth Criminal ─ Medium
Steal 50,000 coins
REWARD 5
Box of Sand's, 1
Laptop and 2
Bank Note's
Pls quests choose outstanding move!
You're already doing a quest!
Pls work
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Pls tictactoe
you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol
Pls trivia
What city has the busiest airport in the world?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Atlanta, Georgia USA
B) Chicago,Illinois ISA
C) London, England
D) Tokyo,Japan
Medium
Geography
C
no blockhead, the correct answer was Atlanta, Georgia USA
Pls trivia
Pls dankrate
You are 61% dank
Pls penis
AxisnatoR's penis
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Pls trivia
In the Super Mario Bros. Series, what is Yoshi's scientific name?
You have 10 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
B) T. Yoshisotop Munchakoopas
C) Yoshi
D) Yossy
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
B
no ignoramus, the correct answer was T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
Pls trivia
In the game "Persona 4", what is the canonical name of the protagonist?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Chino Mashido
B) Masaki Narinaka
C) Tunki Sunada
D) Yu Narukami
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
B
no moron, the correct answer was Yu Narukami
Pls trivia
Pls trivia
What is the name of the Jewish New Year?
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Elul
B) New Year
C) Rosh Hashanah
D) Succoss
Easy
General Knowledge
C
You got that answer correct smarty-pants
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pocket, tree, car
Area searched: POCKET
You found 259 coins, now it's in your wallet.
Pls beg
Ben Shapiro has donated 95 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls work
You need to wait 4 minutes and 46 seconds until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: 8,399
Bank: 4,895/5,555
Total: 13,294
Pls rich
🥇 111,176 - 1NDUCT4NC3#4745
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🥉 34,957 - SahiL#6175
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Pls daily
Pls lootbox
wow dank memer, more like ea memer
buy lootboxes: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
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n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
e
Your meme is TRENDING with 548 karma. You get 733 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls beg
Timmy: Back in my day we worked for a living
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COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
REEEEEEEE
Oh shit pepe is angry, help him REEEEEEEE
Type REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE
Pls trivia
The characters of "Log Horizon" are trapped in what game?
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Elder Tale
B) Sword Art Online
C) Tower Unite
D) Yggdrasil
Easy
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
B
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Elder Tale
Pls help trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.
pls trivia
trivia, triv
Normie: 25s
Donor: 20s
sendMessages
You need to bet something.
You can't bet less than 100 coins, sorry not sorry
You won 74 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 74%
You now have 9,206 coins.
> 💔 💔 💛 <
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 9,106 coins.
Rolled 1
Rolled 10
You won 50 coins.
Multiplier 3% | Percent of bet won 50%
You now have 9,156 coins.
Rolled 9
Rolled 8
Pls beg
Bob has donated 239 coins to @warm harbor, and a
Cookie
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dog, sewer, pocket
Area searched: POCKET
You found 24 coins, now it's in your wallet.
Pls beg
Dawn Keebals has donated 153 coins to @scarlet valve, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls beg
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
d
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -2,400 karma. You get 0 coins AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me AxisnatoR. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by 6 coins! 200 + 6 coins an hour
@warm harbor Congratulations! You have completed the Working Hard or Hardly Working? quest!
You received 1,500 coins, 50
Cookie's and 1
Box of Sand
Pls quests list
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
You can use pls quests choose [name] to choose a quest
Won't Back Down ─ Medium
Work 10 hours in a row without failing
REWARD 2,500 coins and 1
Fake ID
Impunity Master ─ Extreme
Be involved in a successful heist where the total amount stolen is over 25 thousand coins
REWARD 1
Life Saver and 3
Box of Sand's
Working Hard or Hardly Working? ─ Completed (non-repeatable)
Get a promotion in your job in pls work
REWARD 1,500 coins, 50
Cookie's and 1
Box of Sand
Streaker ─ Medium
Get a daily streak of 21
REWARD 5,000 coins and 2 Normie Box's
Pls quests 2
You don't have an active quest.
You can use pls quests list to see a list of available quests.
Pls quest list 2
You can use pls quests choose [name] to choose a quest
Terrible Fate ─ Easy
Die in the currency system
REWARD 1,000 coins
Chronic Gambler ─ Medium
Win 50 games of gambling in pls blackjack
REWARD 3
Bank Note's
Outstanding Move! ─ Extreme
Prestige 1 time
REWARD 20,000 coins, 1
Padlock and 1
Life Saver
Smooth Criminal ─ Medium
Steal 50,000 coins
REWARD 5
Box of Sand's, 1
Laptop and 2
Bank Note's
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 123/150 HP
lol imagine using skype in 2020
AxisnatoR answered first!
AxisnatoR gained 1099 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 12,018
Bank: 4,895/5,830
Total: 16,913
Pls help gamble
Take your chances at gambling. Warning, I am very good at stealing your money. Roll your dice against the bot, if you get higher than the bot you'll win!
pls gamble
gamble, bet, roll
Normie: 10s
Donor: 5s
sendMessages
Pls roll 100
You won 95 coins.
Multiplier 2.75% | Percent of bet won 95%
You now have 748 coins.
Rolled 5
Rolled 3
Pls quest list 3
Pls pet store
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Pls pet list
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Pet Rock
2,500 coins
Crab
10,000 coins
Dog
30,000 coins
Cat
35,000 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 748
Bank: 0/110
Total: 748
Pls quest list 2
You can use pls quests choose [name] to choose a quest
Terrible Fate ─ Easy
Die in the currency system
REWARD 1,000 coins
Chronic Gambler ─ Medium
Win 50 games of gambling in pls blackjack
REWARD 3
Bank Note's
Outstanding Move! ─ Extreme
Prestige 1 time
REWARD 20,000 coins, 1
Padlock and 1
Life Saver
Smooth Criminal ─ Medium
Steal 50,000 coins
REWARD 5
Box of Sand's, 1
Laptop and 2
Bank Note's
Pls quests choose outstanding move!
you are now doing Outstanding Move!
Handy Dandy Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Pls prestige
Mere memer, you are not wealthy enough to prestige. Come back to me when you have 175,000 coins in your bank.
Pls shop
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Visit pls settings to turn that on!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 39m and 1s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 38m and 54s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 38m and 47s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls buy laptop
You bought 1 Laptop and paid 1,500 coins
Pls shop 4
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 38m and 33s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
Pls buy fishing pole
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls bal
Wallet: 10,518
Bank: 4,895/5,830
Total: 15,413
Pls withdraw 4895
4895 coins withdrawn.
Pls buy hunting rifle
You bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid 15,000 coins
Pls use hunting rifle
You can't use this item :thinking:
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 51
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls sell box of sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand and gained 167 coins
Pls inv
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls sell cookie 3
You successfully sold 3 Cookies and gained 10 coins
Pls sell cookie 45
You successfully sold 45 Cookies and gained 150 coins
Pls use cookie 3
You ate a cookie. The soft, brown cookie left your mouth watering.
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my gamers
type it type it type it
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
AxisnatoR answered first!
AxisnatoR secured 687 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,427
Bank: 0/6,215
Total: 1,427
Pls dep all
1,427 coins deposited
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit and gained 60 coins
Pls dep 100
100 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 648
Bank: 100/110
Total: 748
Pls beg
Bill Clinton: I share money with no-one
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
discord, bed, shoe
Discord
Area searched: DISCORD
You searched through your dms and found 176 coins
Pls beh
Pls dep all
236 coins deposited
Pls beg
That guy you hate has donated 337 coins to @scarlet valve, and a
Cookie
Pls bal
Wallet: 985
Bank: 100/275
Total: 1,085
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -3,374 karma. You get 0 coins AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Pls deposit 175
175 coins deposited.
Handy Dandy Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
street, mailbox, hospital
street
Area searched: STREET
You found 420 coins, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls beg
Pls loot box
Kim Kardashian has donated 103 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls bal
Wallet: 523
Bank: 1,663/6,380
Total: 2,186
Pls dep all
Pls bal
Pls gamble 300
You lost 300 coins.
You now have 223 coins.
Rolled 4
Rolled 6
Pls gamble 200
Wallet: 810
Bank: 275/275
Total: 1,085
What was the first .hack game?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) .hack//Infection
B) .hack//Liminality
C) .hack//Sign
D) .hack//Zero
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
You got that answer correct massive brain
wow dank memer, more like ea memer
buy lootboxes: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 710 coins.
Rolled 4
Rolled 8
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 610 coins.
Rolled 5
Rolled 10
Pls bal
Wallet: 610
Bank: 275/275
Total: 885
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dresser, pantry, couch
couch
Area searched: COUCH
You found 283 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls pm
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 31m and 12s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 30m and 27s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 30m and 18s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls buy laptops
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy laptop
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls bal
Wallet: 893
Bank: 275/275
Total: 1,168
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, laundromat, bed
bed
Area searched: BED
You found 249 coins, thank god the demon under your bed is so wealthy
Pls beg
Doot Skelly has donated 184 coins to @scarlet valve, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls inv
🍬 Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,326
Bank: 275/440
Total: 1,601
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 28m and 48s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 28m and 39s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls buy laptop
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls withdraw all
275 coins withdrawn
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Wallet: 1,601
Bank: 0/440
Total: 1,601
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 27m and 36s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
COVID-19 IS HERE!
Quick, panic buy things before anyone else can to prove you're the biggest piece of shit!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type milk
milk
ɳAkLi NOOBDA answered first!
ɳAkLi NOOBDA procured 316 coins
Pls buy laptop
You bought 1 Laptop and paid 1,500 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 417
Bank: 0/440
Total: 417
Pls deposit all
417 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 417/440
Total: 417
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, sewer, bed
sewer
Area searched: SEWER
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Apple!
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
e
Your meme is TRENDING with 2,168 karma. You get 447 coins, niceeee meme bro
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls use candy 1
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 141 coins. 🍬
Pls bal
Wallet: 588
Bank: 417/550
Total: 1,005
Pls deposit 3
3 coins deposited.
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0/0
Total: 500
Pls deposit 130
130 coins deposited.
Pls bal
Wallet: 455
Bank: 550/550
Total: 1,005
Pls trivia
In what year was McDonald's founded?
You have 12 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) 1947
B) 1951
C) 1955
D) 1964
Medium
General Knowledge
B
no twit, the correct answer was 1955
Pls beg
Your drunk self has donated 79 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls bal
Wallet: 534
Bank: 550/550
Total: 1,084
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pantry, shoe, grass
grass
Area searched: GRASS
You found 320 coins, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) these out
Pls bal
Wallet: 854
Bank: 550/550
Total: 1,404
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 23m and 33s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 23m and 10s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 23m and 5s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
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Pls guess
@scarlet valve, You've got 3 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 10. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
4
not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (4) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 0 hints left.
8
not this time, 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
hint
You don't have any hints left lol
9
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 6
@scarlet valve, You've got 3 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 10. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
7
not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
3
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 1
Pls fight
you need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
Pls beg
Messi: can you not
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, dog, coat
mailbox
Area searched: MAILBOX
You found 251 coins, why would the postal worker leave this here?
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Wallet: 1,105
Bank: 550/715
Total: 1,655
Pls deposit all
165 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 940
Bank: 715/715
Total: 1,655
Pls beg
Joe: I need my money to buy airpods
Pls donate
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Donor: 0.5s
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Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 15m and 45s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls use cookie 1
You ate a cookie. The crunchiness made your mouth tingle.
Pls use candy 1
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 345 coins. 🍬
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,285
Bank: 715/770
Total: 2,000
Pls deposit all
55 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,230
Bank: 770/770
Total: 2,000
Pls beg
Dr. Phil has donated 141 coins to @scarlet valve, and a 🍬 Candy
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, pantry, hospital
hospital
Area searched: HOSPITAL
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Pink Phallic Object!
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls sell pinkphallicobject
You successfully sold 1 Pink Phallic Object and gained 7 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,378
Bank: 770/935
Total: 2,148
Pls deposit all
165 coins deposited
Wallet: 1,213
Bank: 935/935
Total: 2,148
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
street, pantry, tree
tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 356 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,569
Bank: 935/935
Total: 2,504
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
R
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -3,547 karma. You get 0 coins AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Pls pm
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,569
Bank: 935/935
Total: 2,504
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls buy laptop
You bought 1 Laptop and paid 1,500 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 69
Bank: 935/935
Total: 1,004
Pls beg
Jesus: can you not
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, couch, purse
Purse
Area searched: PURSE
You got caught! You paid a cop 158 coins to stay out of prison.
You didn't have enough money in your pocket, so you paid the fine via the funds in your bank
Pls bal
Wallet: 69
Bank: 777/990
Total: 846
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, car, grass
car
Area searched: CAR
You got caught! You paid a cop 74 coins to stay out of prison. Next time don't try and break into a tesla you dunce.
You didn't have enough money in your pocket, so you paid the fine via the funds in your bank
Pls beg
Mr Krabs: can you not
Pls search
Pls bal
Wallet: 69
Bank: 703/1,045
Total: 772
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Pls use candy all
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 300 coins. 🍬
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Pls vote
Voting helps bump us higher on bot lists so more people can find the bot, and in return you get a normie box for every vote!
Pls use meme
@scarlet valve great stuff, you got a crisp 3,218 coins from your meme box
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,587
Bank: 703/1,210
Total: 4,290
Pls deposit all
507 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place whilst using commands!
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,080
Bank: 1,210/1,210
Total: 4,290
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Pls use apple
You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
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Wallet: 3,080
Bank: 1,210/1,210
Total: 4,290
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, tree, pocket
couch
Area searched: COUCH
You found 131 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,211
Bank: 1,210/1,210
Total: 4,421
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 2h, 7m and 4s)
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins 40% OFF!
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Alcohol ─ 1,800 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
Pls gamble 200
You lost 200 coins.
You now have 3,011 coins.
Rolled 7
Rolled 10
Pls gamble 150
You lost 150 coins.
You now have 2,861 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 9
Pls roll 100
Pls roll 100
You won 39 coins.
Multiplier 2.75% | Percent of bet won 39%
You now have 2,900 coins.
Rolled 9
Rolled 6
Pls beg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg has donated 100 coins to @scarlet valve!
Handy Dandy Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Pls gamble 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 2,900 coins.
Rolled 2
Rolled 5
Pls roll 100
Pls roll 100
You lost 100 coins.
You now have 2,800 coins.
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
tree, car, dog
tree
Area searched: TREE
You found 422 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,222
Bank: 1,210/1,265
Total: 4,432
Pls deposit all
55 coins deposited
Pls beg
Selena Gomez has donated 198 coins to @scarlet valve!
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,365
Bank: 1,265/1,375
Total: 4,630
Pls deposit all
110 coins deposited
Pls bal
Wallet: 3,255
Bank: 1,375/1,375
Total: 4,630
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
d
Your meme is TRENDING with 2,495 karma. You get 865 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,120
Bank: 1,375/1,375
Total: 5,495
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket, bank, and total balances.
pls balance
balance, bal, coins
Normie: 1s
Donor: 0.5s
sendMessages, embedLinks
Pls buy candy 1
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Handy Dandy Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place whilst using commands!
Pls buy cookie 5
You bought 5 Cookies and paid 50 coins
Pls use cookie 2
You ate a cookie. The chocolate chip flavor flowed in your mouth.
Pls use cookie all
You ate another cookie! The soft, brown cookie left your mouth watering.
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 3
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Pls use cookie 3
Another cookie! Don't you think you should lay off for a bit?
Pls inv
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Item
Pls sell cookie 2
You successfully sold 2 Cookies and gained 7 coins
Pls bal
Wallet: 4,077
Bank: 1,375/1,705
Total: 5,452
Pls trivia
**Who was featured in the song "Words" by Feint? **
You have 15 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) *Anna Yvette *
B) Danyka Nadeau
C) Laura Brehm
D) Veela
Easy
Entertainment: Music
Pls beh
B
Pls beg
no fool, the correct answer was Laura Brehm
Lizzy M has donated 178 coins to @warm harbor!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1 Duck and gained 200 coins
Pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
Pls search
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
hospital, bed, tree