Do U have normies
#dank-memer
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Nah
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Pls bal @bold acorn
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Pls bal TheNoobGaming#5056
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Pls bal A POTATO#9272
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Pls bal Principal#2859
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Pls bal @sand hearth
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COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my gamers
type it type it type it
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
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bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
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Pls rich
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rapid wraith
Pls bal
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rapid wraith
Pls work
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Work for YouTuber - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type It's just a prank bro
rapid wraith
It's just a prank bro
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BOSS Good stuff G尺8乄CardiOP, got the work done well. You were given 212 coins for one hour of work.
rapid wraith
Pls beg
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Spongebob has donated 78 coins to @rapid wraith!
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The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
rapid wraith
Pls rob @sharp vigil
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The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
rapid wraith
Pls rob @everyone
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
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rapid wraith
Pls bet all
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sharp vigil
Pls bal
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sharp vigil
Pls use bank
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You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 7,641 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 187,834 in total bank space, with 152,269 being expanded storage
sharp vigil
Pls use bank 8
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You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 8,837 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 196,671 in total bank space, with 161,106 being expanded storage
sharp vigil
Pls use 8 bank
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That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
neon frost
pls use wi
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neon frost
pls bal principal
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fervent pasture
Need lineup
molten rivet
pls meme
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molten rivet
pls rob
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
molten rivet
pls bal
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grave portal
Bhai bankrob karo kisi ko
molten rivet
pls bankrob @grave portal
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You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
molten rivet
molten rivet
pls bal @grave portal
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T_T
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2000 coins withdrawn.
molten rivet
pls bankrob @grave portal
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iQ™ • ADITYAᴳᶠˣ ☍ is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into PNC・SPARTAN's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
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Bc
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@molten rivet listen buddy you've already joined the heist
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@molten rivet sorry man, you're not popular enough and didn't get enough people to rob the bank.
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Ghanta mal hai sir
molten rivet
😦
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Itna toh ek din me mil jata hai
molten rivet
kese
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Pls bal @sharp vigil
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molten rivet
pls rob @unique citrus
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The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
molten rivet
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No cheating mr cheater pants...
Probably not a great idea to access your bank right now, people are planning a heist on you!
If you own a 
Cell Phone, you can call the police to stop the heist
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Pls inv
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Handy Dandy Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Item
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
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Pls shop 2
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 42m and 46s)
Hunting Rifle ─ 7,050 coins 53% OFF!
Use this to go hunting!
Pepe Medal ─ 5,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A medal only the upper class players have
Pepe Trophy ─ 25,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies. If you own one, you are... elite.
Box of Sand ─ 500 coins ─ Tool
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Coin Bomb ─ 10,000 coins ─ Tool
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Padlock ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Apple ─ 5,000 coins ─ Collectable
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
molten rivet
kisi ko bankrob kare?
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Pls shop 3
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 42m and 36s)
Hunting Rifle ─ 7,050 coins 53% OFF!
Use this to go hunting!
Alcohol ─ 3,000 coins ─ Item
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Cell Phone ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Robbers Wishlist ─ 100,000 coins ─ Item
A robber's best friend!
Cookie ─ 10 coins ─ Collectable
A nice, chocolate chip cookie to eat!
Laptop ─ 1,500 coins ─ Item
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pink Phallic Object ─ 20 coins ─ Collectable
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo
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Pls buy cellphone
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what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
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Karo
molten rivet
kisko
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Pls rich
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unique citrus
Pls bal
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unique citrus
Lol 
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Pls bal Principal#2859
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Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing your coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
molten rivet
pls bankrob
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how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
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molten rivet
pls bankrob @sharp vigil
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You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
F in the chat
I just died in fortnite, give me an F in the chat
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type no
molten rivet
F
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no
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molten rivet
\
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658 coins deposited
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Pls with 1000
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No cheating mr cheater pants...
Probably not a great idea to access your bank right now, people are planning a heist on you!
If you own a Cell Phone, you can call the police to stop the heist
molten rivet
pls beg
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Hugh G. Rection has donated 202 coins to @molten rivet, and a Cookie
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Pls hunt
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lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
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Pls fish
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You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fish !
molten rivet
pls hunt
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You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.
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Loooooool
molten rivet
pls shop
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 39m and 55s)
Hunting Rifle ─ 7,050 coins 53% OFF!
Use this to go hunting!
Tidepod ─ 5,000 coins ─ Item
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Item
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 1,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 5,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 50,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 500,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
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LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 39m and 43s)
Hunting Rifle ─ 7,050 coins 53% OFF!
Use this to go hunting!
Fake ID ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Disguise your identity on the leaderboards!
Landmine ─ 3,000 coins ─ Tool
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fishing Pole ─ 15,000 coins ─ Item
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle ─ 7,050 coins ─ Item
Use this to go hunting!
Snowball ─ 700 coins ─ Tool
Chuck a snowball at someone and stun them!
Santa's Hat ─ 2,500 coins ─ Power-up
Put on Santa's hat and join in on the holiday spirit!
molten rivet
pls gay
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Hunting rifle lelo isme se
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HMMMMM something is not right here with this command. Are you sure you used it correctly?
molten rivet
pls meme
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Handy Dandy Tip: With our image commands, you can basically make whatever memes you want!
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Pls gay @molten rivet
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molten rivet
pls america
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Pls spank @molten rivet
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terse axle
pls rich
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molten rivet
pls insult @grave portal
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🤣🤣
terse axle
pls rob @devout tree
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Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
terse axle
pls dep max
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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
grave portal
Lol
terse axle
pls passive
molten rivet
pls bal @terse axle
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molten rivet
pls rob
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
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Kuch bhi
molten rivet
pls rob @terse axle
terse axle
pls buy padlock
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Successful purchase
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
grave portal
Aise nhi hota passive
terse axle
pls bal
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molten rivet
pls bankrob @terse axle
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You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao
molten rivet
pls bal
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Pls with 2000
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2000 coins withdrawn.
terse axle
pls rob @grave portal
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Pls bankrob @terse axle
molten rivet
pls with 1800
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You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
PNC・SPARTAN is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Quantum Gaming's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
1800 coins withdrawn.
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Join karo
terse axle
join heist
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@terse axle w-what?? why would you want to join in on a heist that's targetted against you!?
molten rivet
pls bankrob @terse axle
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There's already a heist already being performed by somebody in this channel, try again soon
grave portal
Let's goo
terse axle
phuck u
molten rivet
lets go boiiii
grave portal
Phuck oph beech
terse axle
lol
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Time is up to join PNC・SPARTAN's heist, let's go.
PNC・SPARTAN and iQ™ • ADITYAᴳᶠˣ ☍ are teaming up to rob Quantum Gaming!
PNC・SPARTAN and iQ™ • ADITYAᴳᶠˣ ☍ paid Quantum Gaming 2000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
terse axle
lol
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Lol
terse axle
pls bal
grave portal
🤣
molten rivet
bruhh
terse axle
pls give 690 @grave portal
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You gave PNC・SPARTAN 690 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 4,983 and they've got 940
molten rivet
pls bal
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Pls bal @terse axle
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grave portal
Pls rob @terse axle
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You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 4,983 coins.
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Successful purchase
grave portal
Pls dep all
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923 coins deposited
terse axle
pls settings passive true
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Setting Passive successfully changed to 
Enabled
terse axle
pls bal
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Pls daily
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terse axle
pls bal @grave portal
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terse axle
pls daily
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terse axle
pls work
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Work for Cosplayer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Pls work
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You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
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right
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BOSS Good stuff Quantum Gaming, got the work done well. You were given 773 coins for one hour of work.
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Pls work list
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Jobs with next to them are locked.
Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: 750 coins per hour
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: 1200 coins per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: 200 coins per hour
terse axle
be a good housewife
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Pls work
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You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
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You're already working as a Cosplayer. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
terse axle
like this
grave portal
Pls work Youtuber
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@grave portal Congratulations, you are now working as a YouTuber!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is 200 coins per hour.
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Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls spank @grave portal
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grave portal
middle
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BOSS Good stuff PNC・SPARTAN, got the work done well. You were given 206 coins for one hour of work.
grave portal
Pls kill @terse axle
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Quantum Gaming can't be killed, as they are a ghost.
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terse axle
pls kill @grave portal
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PNC・SPARTAN fell into a pit of angry feminists.
terse axle
lol
grave portal
Lol
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I can't even call you Fucking Ugly, because Nature has already beaten me to it.
terse axle
pls porngif
grave portal
Pls trigger @terse axle
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grave portal
Abe sale ye sab mat use kar ban ho jayega server se
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Yes
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Valo or csgo
terse axle
ya minecraft
grave portal
Nono
terse axle
okay np
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Pls kill @terse axle
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PNC・SPARTAN kills Quantum Gaming with kindness
cerulean jetty
Pls use wi
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Handy Dandy Tip: Pesky robbers constantly stealing yer coins? P A S S I V E M O D E
Visit pls settings to turn that on!
grave portal
Pls bal @serene ocean
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, tree, attic
quaint palm
tree
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Area searched: TREE
You found 695 coins, why were you even looking in a tree?
quaint palm
pls dep all
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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
quaint palm
pls pm
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What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
quaint palm
e
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Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -1,633 karma. You get 0 coins AND now your Laptop is broken lmao
quaint palm
pls use cell
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memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
quaint palm
d
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On the phone with Developers
SPIXY.EXE why you make bot bad??
DEVS Go away.
Call disconnected.
quaint palm
pls hunt
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You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
quaint palm
pls fish
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You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fish !
quaint palm
pls sell rabbit all
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Successful sale
quaint palm
pls sell fish all
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Successful sale
quaint palm
pls dep all
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337 coins deposited
quaint palm
pls work
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Work for YouTuber - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
ceisbursb
quaint palm
bericesb
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That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.
Spixy.exe, unscramble the following word;
ceisbursb
BOSS Terrible effort Spixy.exe, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 138 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
quaint palm
pls bet 100
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quaint palm
pls bet 200
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quaint palm
pls bet 200
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, pantry, dog
quaint palm
mailbox
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Area searched: MAILBOX
You found 273 coins, why would the postal worker leave this here?
quaint palm
pls dep all
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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
quaint palm
pls comics
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grave portal
Pls bal @quaint palm
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grave portal
Pls hunt
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You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
grave portal
Pls kill @quaint palm
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PNC・SPARTAN, are you sure you want to kill Spixy.exe? They seem nice to me.
grave portal
Pls spank @quaint palm
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grave portal
Pls roast @quaint palm
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We all dislike you, but not quite enough that we bother to think about you.
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grave portal
Pls rich
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cerulean jetty
Pls use wi
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cerulean jetty
Pls rob 『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
cerulean jetty
Pls rob『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
grave portal
Pls with 500
glossy flumeBOT
500 coins withdrawn.
grave portal
Pls rob 『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
glossy flumeBOT
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
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grave portal
Pls rich
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🥇 239,848 - SYNC × PANDA 🥀#8587
🥈 33,181 - SahiL#6175
🥉 29,347 - Its rahulop#1396
🔹 19,205 - Spixy.exe#5225
🔹 8,223 - STG_THECRAZYGOD#9003
(#27) - 772 - PNC・SPARTAN#9863
past crystal
Pls rich
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past crystal
Pls bal
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past crystal
Pls pm
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What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
past crystal
D
glossy flumeBOT
Everyone hates your meme, and it ended up with -4,198 karma. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you
past crystal
Pls fish
glossy flumeBOT
lol you suck, you found nothing
past crystal
Pls search
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
sewer, shoe, dumpster
past crystal
Sewer
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: SEWER
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 Apple!
past crystal
Pls beg
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Harry has donated 255 coins to @past crystal, and a Cookie
grave portal
Pls search
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
shoe, attic, pantry
grave portal
Attic
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: ATTIC
You found 424 coins, I wonder who left that up there
grave portal
Pls beg
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Deadpool has donated 78 coins to @grave portal!
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
YouTube made yet another terrible rewind!
It's our job to stop them by disliking it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type dislike
grave portal
dislike
grave portal
Pls dep all
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1,680 coins deposited
neon frost
pls use wi
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grave portal
Pls with 500
glossy flumeBOT
500 coins withdrawn.
grave portal
Het boi let's bankrob someone
warm harbor
Pls rob #9863
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
grave portal
Pls bal @warm harbor
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grave portal
Pls level
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PNC・SPARTAN's profile
warm harbor
Pls rob 『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
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try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
warm harbor
Pls rich
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warm harbor
Pls gamble
glossy flumeBOT
You need to bet something.
warm harbor
Pls meme
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warm harbor
Pls gamble
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You need to bet something.
warm harbor
Pls gamble 40
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verbal spoke
pls rich
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verbal spoke
pls use rob
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grave portal
Pls use rob
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You don't own this item??
quaint palm
pls search
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
coat, hospital, car
quaint palm
car
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: CAR
You found 526 coins, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
quaint palm
pls dep all
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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
quaint palm
pls hunt
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lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
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quaint palm
pls fish
glossy flumeBOT
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish !
quaint palm
pls sell fish 4
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Successful sale
quaint palm
pls dep all
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223 coins deposited
quaint palm
pls search
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Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
couch, purse, pocket
quaint palm
purse
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: PURSE
You found 516 coins, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
quaint palm
pls dep all
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hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
quaint palm
pls pm
glossy flumeBOT
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
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quaint palm
pls buy laptop
glossy flumeBOT
Successful purchase
quaint palm
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
57 coins deposited
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quaint palm
pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls rob T・LiD・Manish#7173
glossy flumeBOT
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 2,811 coins.
civic fox
pls dep 2800
glossy flumeBOT
2,800 coins deposited.
civic fox
pls rob @quaint palm
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls beg
glossy flumeBOT
Your Step-Sister has donated 143 coins to @civic fox!
civic fox
pls rob @quaint palm
glossy flumeBOT
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
civic fox
pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
quaint palm
@civic fox :'-(
civic fox
pls rob 『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
glossy flumeBOT
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
quaint palm
@civic fox :`-(
glossy flumeBOT
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
glossy flumeBOT
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
civic fox
pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
5,654 coins deposited
quaint palm
@civic fox u didn't rob me thats y i am sed :'-(
civic fox
@quaint palm u r passive
quaint palm
@civic fox yes 😢😂
civic fox
pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls rob HobbiT#0834
glossy flumeBOT
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
civic fox
pls with 500
glossy flumeBOT
No cheating mr cheater pants...
Probably not a great idea to access your bank right now, people are planning a heist on you!
If you own a Cell Phone, you can call the police to stop the heist
civic fox
pls rob HobbiT#0834
civic fox
pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
civic fox
p
glossy flumeBOT
On the phone with the Police
FANG BEAST hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
civic fox
pls with 500
quaint palm
pls dank Yellow#0695
glossy flumeBOT
No cheating mr cheater pants...
Probably not a great idea to access your bank right now, people are planning a heist on you!
If you own a Cell Phone, you can call the police to stop the heist
quaint palm
pls dank @civic fox
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
stop irritating me
quaint palm
😏
civic fox
pls use phone
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
civic fox
p
glossy flumeBOT
On the phone with the Police
FANG BEAST hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
quaint palm
lol
civic fox
pls with 500
glossy flumeBOT
500 coins withdrawn.
COMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
You're going viral on TikTok!
Quickly make more content to ride the wave!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
civic fox
pls use wi
quaint palm
pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
quaint palm
w
glossy flumeBOT
On the phone with Boss
SPIXY.EXE yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS No worries mate, you just get some rest, Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work.
Call disconnected.
quaint palm
pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
Hey can anyone tell me
quaint palm
pls search
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
coat, sewer, laundromat
quaint palm
sewer
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: SEWER
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 Apple!
storm vortex
How to use this @quaint palm
glossy flumeBOT
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna share, turn that off!
storm vortex
How to use dank memer
quaint palm
pls help
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
@storm vortex badtrip itachi
quaint palm
@storm vortex take help from this
quaint palm
pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
Pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
quaint palm
pls wholesome
glossy flumeBOT
quaint palm
pls search
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dresser, hospital, grass
quaint palm
hospital
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: HOSPITAL
You found 309 coins, did you steal this from a sick person???
storm vortex
Pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
Pls search
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
pocket, attic, grass
storm vortex
Attic
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
laundromat, pocket, mailbox
storm vortex
Laundromat
storm vortex
Iam t2 player
civic fox
team name badtrip
storm vortex
K it doesn't matter
civic fox
huh
quaint palm
u both are in same team?
storm vortex
Nah
civic fox
nah
quaint palm
ok ok
storm vortex
You guys know about itachi ?
civic fox
@storm vortex itachi of the sharingan..no
quaint palm
@storm vortex i knew it😎
storm vortex
Yeah but how
civic fox
how?
storm vortex
This is beyond the science
civic fox
thats the question
glossy flumeBOT
You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls rob 『๕ۣۜ Ξ Z i O ™』#5689
glossy flumeBOT
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
civic fox
pls rob T・LiD・Manish#7173
glossy flumeBOT
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
civic fox
pls beg
glossy flumeBOT
That girl whose bed you woke up in last night and you're too afraid to ask her name because you might come off as rude has donated 80 coins to @civic fox!
Handy Dandy Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
civic fox
pls pm
glossy flumeBOT
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
quaint palm
pls rob me
civic fox
r
glossy flumeBOT
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna steal, turn that off!
Handy Dandy Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
Your meme got 445 upvotes. You get 101 coins from the ads
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
civic fox
pls hunt
glossy flumeBOT
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
civic fox
pls fish
glossy flumeBOT
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fish !
quaint palm
pls fish
glossy flumeBOT
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish !
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
me!!
storm vortex
Rip grammer
civic fox
pls rob T・LiD・Manish#7173
glossy flumeBOT
You stole A SHIT TON! 🤑
Your payout was 5,469 coins.
Handy Dandy Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
storm vortex
@civic fox anime lover ?
quaint palm
*i am peeeeroud indian armiiii
civic fox
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
5,900 coins deposited
civic fox
@storm vortex yea anime is lub
quaint palm
@storm vortex i tok en inglis
civic fox
@trail flax art online
storm vortex
@civic fox fav ?
civic fox
@storm vortex demon slayer
storm vortex
@quaint palm u r an inglish gaay
civic fox
op anime
quaint palm
@storm vortex ♥️de ka inglis
civic fox
@storm vortex zenitsu
quaint palm
@storm vortex wat et iz?
civic fox
@storm vortex yea why not
quaint palm
@storm vortex nyc
civic fox
@storm vortex my hero acadamia
storm vortex
@civic fox yeah
quaint palm
pls search
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
dumpster, pantry, laundromat
storm vortex
tower of god ?
quaint palm
pantry
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: PANTRY
You found 84 coins, luckily you didn't eat them
quaint palm
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
226 coins deposited
civic fox
nope
quaint palm
pls bet 180
glossy flumeBOT
quaint palm
pls dep all
civic fox
@storm vortex watch sword art online
storm vortex
@civic fox is it noice ?
quaint palm
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
civic fox
@storm vortex ohh its the best after demon slyer
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
@civic fox death note?
quaint palm
pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
@storm vortex note yet but soon
quaint palm
pls emojify
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want me to put into emojis?
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
civic fox
pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
civic fox
e
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone is now shutting down.
:regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_o: :regional_indicator_g:
quaint palm
pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
storm vortex
Pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
You don't own this item??
quaint palm
s
glossy flumeBOT
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
quaint palm
@storm vortex
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
Successfully sent your text message to BTxITACHII!
storm vortex
Waah bc
glossy flumeBOT
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
quaint palm
d
glossy flumeBOT
Your meme got 57 upvotes. You get 222 coins from the ads
quaint palm
pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
167 coins deposited
quaint palm
pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
Handy Dandy Tip: We get most of our memes from reddit, post to r/dankmemes and get a ton of upvotes to get your meme on the bot!
quaint palm
pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
Pls meme
glossy flumeBOT
quaint palm
ye konss magic hoga ?
storm vortex
Kya pata
quaint palm
foreign meme samjh hi nai ata jada
storm vortex
Atti hai
quaint palm
pls wholesome
glossy flumeBOT
storm vortex
But unka style alg pad jata meme ka
quaint palm
pls pun
glossy flumeBOT
A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
quaint palm
pls pun
glossy flumeBOT
I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.
quaint palm
pls joke
glossy flumeBOT
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
pls use cell
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
quaint palm
pls meme
civic fox
e
glossy flumeBOT
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
quaint palm
w
glossy flumeBOT
On the phone with Boss
SPIXY.EXE yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS Still sick, hey? Hm. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Hope you get better soon.
Call disconnected.
quaint palm
pls search
glossy flumeBOT
Where do you want to search? Pick from the list below and type it in chat.
mailbox, laundromat, dog
quaint palm
mailbox
glossy flumeBOT
Area searched: MAILBOX
You found 308 coins, why would the postal worker leave this here?
quaint palm
pls dep max
glossy flumeBOT
167 coins deposited
neon frost
pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
glossy flumeBOT
You need at least 250 coins to try and rob someone.
500 coins withdrawn.
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 250 coins.
rapid wraith
Pls rich
glossy flumeBOT
rapid wraith
Pls rich 2
glossy flumeBOT
rapid wraith
Pls rob @rigid parcel
glossy flumeBOT
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
cerulean jetty
Pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
solid fossil
pls rich
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls use wi
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls with 250
glossy flumeBOT
250 coins withdrawn.
sharp vigil
Pls rob HobbiT#0834
glossy flumeBOT
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
sharp vigil
Pls bal hobbit
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls bal Spixy.exe#5225
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls share 1 Spixy.exe#5225
glossy flumeBOT
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
sharp vigil
Pls bal BTxITACHII#7327
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls bal yellow
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls bal Yellow#0695
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls bal @civic fox
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls share 1 @crystal plover
glossy flumeBOT
You gave yellow 1 coins after a 0% tax rate, now you have 249 and they've got 501
quick hatch
huh
quick hatch
ye
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Wtf
quick hatch
who?
daring horizon
Here
quick hatch
him?
sharp vigil
Pls bal fang beast
glossy flumeBOT
quick hatch
._.
quick hatch
ye
daring horizon
It’s fang beast
quick hatch
i see
daring horizon
Smh
sharp vigil
Pls bal @civic fox
glossy flumeBOT
daring horizon
not yellow
sharp vigil
Yeah
quick hatch
m
sharp vigil
Get his if
quick hatch
kk
sharp vigil
Id
sharp vigil
Ok
daring horizon
244121783567908865
sharp vigil
Ready?
daring horizon
Yep
daring horizon
That’s his iD 244121783567908865
glossy flumeBOT
You need at least 2000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao
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2000 coins withdrawn.
Argentium Award | TMM is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into FANG BEAST's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST in the next 60 seconds!
daring horizon
Pls with 2e3
glossy flumeBOT
2000 coins withdrawn.
daring horizon
Join heist
glossy flumeBOT
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 5% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
daring horizon
Pls with 500
glossy flumeBOT
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
daring horizon
Pls use alc
glossy flumeBOT
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
You don't own this item??
rapid wraith
Here
daring horizon
hey
rapid wraith
Ols with we3
daring horizon
Join heist
glossy flumeBOT
@daring horizon listen buddy you've already joined the heist
rapid wraith
Pls with 2e3
glossy flumeBOT
2000 coins withdrawn.
rapid wraith
Join heist
daring horizon
pls beg
daring horizon
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
daring horizon
Gl
lone nebula
Pls with 2e3
glossy flumeBOT
2000 coins withdrawn.
lone nebula
Join heist
glossy flumeBOT
Time is up to join Argentium Award | TMM's heist, let's go.
Argentium Award | TMM, Thunder | TMM, gay child | TMM, InvasionTMM and DonutAsh are teaming up to rob FANG BEAST!
lone nebula
Pls beg
glossy flumeBOT
Jeff Kaplan: Get a job you hippy
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of 96,682 coins from FANG BEAST!
- gay child | TMM died RIP
- DonutAsh died RIP
+ Argentium Award | TMM feared nothing and took 32,227 coins.
+ Thunder | TMM snuck out with 32,227 coins.
+ InvasionTMM feared nothing and took 32,227 coins.
The victim doesn't have at least 250 coins, not worth it man
lone nebula
Split
daring horizon
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
33,046 coins deposited
daring horizon
Split
glossy flumeBOT
2,342 coins deposited
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
:rage:
10 hits — 0/150 HP
lone nebula
lol imagine using Skype in 2020
glossy flumeBOT
DonutAsh answered first!
lone nebula
lol imagine using Skype in 2020
glossy flumeBOT
DonutAsh procured 431 coins and 4 Cookie's
Thunder | TMM obtained 1167 coins
Argentium Award | TMM earned 362 coins
sharp vigil
Ok
daring horizon
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
1,167 coins deposited
sharp vigil
Ready
quick hatch
-_-
rapid wraith
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
32,477 coins deposited
sharp vigil
To split
daring horizon
How much split?
lone nebula
Pls dep all
quick hatch
ye
sharp vigil
Go to payouts
glossy flumeBOT
431 coins deposited
civic fox
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
daring horizon
uhm
torpid zenith
pls daily
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
civic fox
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
sharp vigil
Pls dep max
glossy flumeBOT
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
rapid wraith
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT
rapid wraith
Pls with 20000
glossy flumeBOT
20000 coins withdrawn.
sharp vigil
Lmao
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
H
glossy flumeBOT
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
glossy flumeBOT
27,713 coins withdrawn
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
H
glossy flumeBOT
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
55,426 coins deposited
rapid wraith
Ok
civic fox
Pls bal @rapid wraith
glossy flumeBOT
glossy flumeBOT
rapid wraith
Pls with 20000
glossy flumeBOT
20000 coins withdrawn.
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
H
glossy flumeBOT
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
H
glossy flumeBOT
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
glossy flumeBOT
28,426 coins withdrawn
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
glossy flumeBOT
🍬 Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 59
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Duck ─ 3
ID duck ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 10
ID fish ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
rapid wraith
Pls sell k all
glossy flumeBOT
Successful sale
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
394 coins deposited
rapid wraith
Pls use candy
glossy flumeBOT
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with 471 coins. 🍬
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
942 coins deposited
rapid wraith
Pls with all
glossy flumeBOT
1,336 coins withdrawn
rapid wraith
Pls bj all
glossy flumeBOT
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
S
glossy flumeBOT
InvasionTMM's blackjack game
rapid wraith
Pls dep all
glossy flumeBOT
2,672 coins deposited
rapid wraith
Pls inv
glossy flumeBOT
Duck ─ 3
ID duck ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 10
ID fish ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Item
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Item
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Item
rapid wraith
Pls fish
glossy flumeBOT
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish 
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rapid wraith
Pls bal
glossy flumeBOT