The Apple Augury 🍎

[stone anchor]

Lovely

[river lagoon]

💀

Not a weather to stroll outside I’d say

[stone anchor]

It's England we deal with it it's probably the best we'd get

[river lagoon]

Oh

[stone anchor]

There's no soul to eat anyways

[river lagoon]

Wow

That feels grim

[mental sable]

Yeh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is bringing good news. Or snacks. Hard to tell with owls.

[mental sable]

I'll take either

[river lagoon]

I bet it’s good news

That you are getting snacks

[mental sable]

perfect

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don't need a wand to create magic in someone's life right now.​

[shadow aspen]

This is the first time i got a wholesome fortune

[crisp sparrow]

No wdym 💔

What did I do 💔

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

🍎 You will soon meet someone who insists ‘they’re different’. They aren’t.

[dark basin]

...

[hidden thicket]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next adventure will involve a suspiciously large amount of butterbeer. 🍻

[crisp sparrow]

OMGG

I WOULD LOVE THAT

[hidden thicket]

ahh god this time give me something good😸

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware: a Slytherin will give you a compliment that sounds like an insult

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cute-cry-gif-10854706892825184307

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your comfort zone called. It said you’re overstaying your welcome.

🍎 The next slyth to mention you in #⭐arch-hall knows your secret and is plotting something.

[mental sable]

...

ok..

[mental sable]

@dark basin you know nth

[dark basin]

i...

hehe ok

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone is talking about you right now. The tone? Unknown

[dark basin]

omg

[river lagoon]

You know what you did

[river lagoon]

Least you have fame

[crisp sparrow]

No I don't?

[river lagoon]

[mental sable]

she does

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next broom ride will be smooth, graceful, and witnessed by absolutely no one, so good luck proving it happened.

[river lagoon]

Ikr

[mental sable]

meh at least it'll be good

[crisp sparrow]

I seriously don't 💔

[river lagoon]

That’s what matters most

[mental sable]

mhm

[crisp sparrow]

No mely

[river lagoon]

Mely are you seeing this

[mental sable]

and either way you lot will believe me

[mental sable]

no im blind

[river lagoon]

Is she trying to gaslight

[river lagoon]

Oh im sorry

[mental sable]

i js say you say "You know what you did " and said 'she does'

saw you say

[river lagoon]

Thanks

[mental sable]

yes

np

[crisp sparrow]

I'm not

I'm js asking a simple question

[mental sable]

The pleasure is all mine

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your gut, unless you just ate questionable street food. 🍲

[mental sable]

what is it

[crisp sparrow]

That what did I do

[river lagoon]

You didn’t eat too much did you gray

[mental sable]

yes dont eat tacos

from the street

stall

[mental sable]

idk

[crisp sparrow]

Neither do i

[mental sable]

lovely

[crisp sparrow]

But he says ik? Smh

[mental sable]

hen? 😭

[river lagoon]

Alright I’ll entertain your pretensions
Fully aware of what is gonna happen next

[mental sable]

i read it as hon

[river lagoon]

No

[mental sable]

i was like why is she calling him hon

[river lagoon]

There we go

[crisp sparrow]

Wdym 💔

[frigid solstice]

Nu I had grilled chicken for lunch

[crisp sparrow]

No.. be a nyc guy

It's good

[mental sable]

he is a nice guy

[crisp sparrow]

But he says no

He's not

But he should be

[mental sable]

hen you're not a nice guy?

[river lagoon]

I believe I am

[mental sable]

see hen agrees

[crisp sparrow]

Than why did you lie to me 💔

[mental sable]

whats the problem

[crisp sparrow]

Yes

[river lagoon]

She wants to gaslight that’s the problem

[mental sable]

hmmm

[crisp sparrow]

He said no to me

[mental sable]

wow

thats terrible

[crisp sparrow]

I'm seriously not zod

[mental sable]

now now

[river lagoon]

Not like that bro

[mental sable]

be good kids

[mental sable]

my man i get you

[crisp sparrow]

Ok Nvm.. I don't have the energy for this anymore

[mental sable]

ok ok

[river lagoon]

Yeah why you still up broski

Go to sleep

[mental sable]

My G what's good

yeh yeh hows the fam yk

[river lagoon]

Mely

You ok

Or

[mental sable]

yessirr

[river lagoon]

Had too many monsters

[mental sable]

im a gangsta

[crisp sparrow]

I was already going to

[river lagoon]

Oh i c

[mental sable]

yo wagwan my G

whats good

[river lagoon]

Gudnyt

[mental sable]

nighty night bella

sweet dreams

[crisp sparrow]

No good night

[river lagoon]

And she wonders why

[drifting bough]

🍎 You look like you've been hit by a Confundus Charm.

[crisp sparrow]

Who wonders what

[river lagoon]

Jade are you ok

[dark basin]

NO

[mental sable]

aw jadie pie

[river lagoon]

Jade you still look pretty with a confundus charm

[mental sable]

how do you know

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

[river lagoon]

Come on you know it too

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

Shit this is an infinite loop now

[mental sable]

no i dont stalk pwoplw

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are unique! Just like everyone else!

[crisp sparrow]

Sure

[river lagoon]

You

[crisp sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/793792369203871784.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=PensiveWobble

[river lagoon]

Are not sleeping

[crisp sparrow]

I'm sleep typing

[river lagoon]

Isn’t jade your friend

That’s not a thing

[crisp sparrow]

That is

[river lagoon]

Ok then maybe you should always do that

[crisp sparrow]

Why

[river lagoon]

Since wake typing has your keyboard winning

[river lagoon]

Will you look at that

[crisp sparrow]

Oh I see

[crisp sparrow]

Ty mel

[river lagoon]

Mely is our official scribe

[mental sable]

What he said

[crisp sparrow]

Hmm

[crisp sparrow]

Do you know what it means?

[river lagoon]

S l e e p

Stop

[crisp sparrow]

[crisp sparrow]

What

[drifting bough]

🍎 The only Chamber of Secrets you are gonna open is your friend's mind on the latest gossip on your other friends.

[river lagoon]

Stop being awake

[gilded tundra]

Huh, I don't gossip 0:

[river lagoon]

Hope you find a treasure!

[crisp sparrow]

But I'm sleep typing

[river lagoon]

There’s always a first time

[river lagoon]

Sigh

[crisp sparrow]

So im sleeping

[gilded tundra]

Idk how

[river lagoon]

Your friend will guide you

[crisp sparrow]

But you friend does

[gilded tundra]

They don't gossip either 0:

[crisp sparrow]

[crisp sparrow]

Maybe ydk ab that yet

[river lagoon]

You can do it!
I believe in you!

[river lagoon]

🛏️ 👈

[crisp sparrow]

🛌🏻

[river lagoon]

Good

[crisp sparrow]

🤸🏻

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

🧗🏻

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

🏊🏻

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bed-bedtime-pat-tuck-in-gif-21243881

[mental sable]

no

bella go sleep

[crisp sparrow]

What's that

[river lagoon]

Mely hand me some ropes pls

[crisp sparrow]

➰

[dark basin]

dark mode people cannot even view the emote

[crisp sparrow]

I seee

[river lagoon]

Thanks

[dark basin]

tis what i seee

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are not mysterious, @dark basin, you just don’t answer texts

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/really-gif-10492830

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/wadedotphoto-wade-wadephoto-publication-band-dan-publication-gif-26188396

[mental sable]

what is that

[river lagoon]

Thanks

[river lagoon]

Jade pls respond to your texts

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are not mysterious, @mental sable, you just don’t answer texts

[mental sable]

ur bots broken

[river lagoon]

Wow you too mely

[dark basin]

i do

[mental sable]

same

[dark basin]

tru

[river lagoon]

Are you two replying to each other's texts

[dark basin]

...

[mental sable]

uh

you texted me?

[dark basin]

nope

[river lagoon]

Jade reply to this

See

We have a problem

[mental sable]

jadie pie

[river lagoon]

You two don't text so you two don't reply to each other

[dark basin]

nuttie muffin

[mental sable]

see

[dark basin]

we do

[mental sable]

ur the best

[dark basin]

NO U

[mental sable]

YOU

[dark basin]

YOU

[river lagoon]

But #1434914826722873436 message

Aww look at you two

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-the-best-point-at-you-gif-8075783319057996300

[dark basin]

she was asking for recent texts

smh

[dark basin]

lemme break the loop and accept, YES I AM

[river lagoon]

Anyways good to see you two replying to each other

[mental sable]

YES YOU ARE

[mental sable]

we always do

tsk

zod why are you not sleeping

[river lagoon]

You're both the best

Right

[dark basin]

no you

[mental sable]

sleep dimwit

[river lagoon]

Bella has been put to sleep it seems

[mental sable]

well you too ig

ik i am

💅 ✨

[dark basin]

mely mama

[mental sable]

jadie mama

[dark basin]

mely mama

[river lagoon]

Ok bye 😴 gn have fun

[mental sable]

nighty night

[dark basin]

nighty night

[mental sable]

-# you are the best btw

-# sorry for being rude

ahem

[mental sable]

so

its js you and me

[dark basin]

always

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-illusionist-magician-jochem-nooyen-gone-gif-17492543

and now its js u

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos follows you like a confused intern

[stone anchor]

If chaos is confused I'm doing so bad

Even it can't handle what's going on

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re the type to say “I’m not getting involved” when you started the drama

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mirror of Erised shows you thriving… once you stop replying to people who deserve a Dementor’s kiss. 😘

[stone anchor]

Oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’ll soon make a life changing decision based on “vibes” alone.

[drifting bough]

🍎 A potion you brew next week will technically be a success, if the goal was “create sentient smoke that judges people.”

[gilded tundra]

Blowing smoke

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of people who use semicolons correctly

[fiery hatch]

But

I use them correctly

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your guardian angel just requested a transfer; you’ve been flagged as “too much paperwork.”

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are becoming the person younger you would both admire and fear

[native furnace]

Oh

I dont know

[drifting bough]

🍎 Howl is looking for a bride. If you have someone in mind please tag them along with howl.

[crisp sparrow]

@vapid torrent here you go @frigid solstice

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive a sign. You will ignore it, obviously. 🙄

[fiery hatch]

Like this one

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are destined for greatness! But you will probably end up working at the Ministry in Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.

[native bridge]

IT'S OKAY AT LEAST I HAVE WORK!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like Neville, your true potential is just waiting to bloom.

[drifting bough]

🍎 why even bob when your the size of an apple? Such a dwarf

[crisp sparrow]

Don't make me choose violence again

[river lagoon]

That’s mean ngl

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will trip over absolutely nothing within the next 48 hours. It will be witnessed

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus has just filed for early retirement due to "hostile work environment."

[native bridge]

Oh nooooo ヾ⁠(⁠⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠⁠)⁠/

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find something you thought you lost. Spoiler: it was in the obvious place

[naive quarry]

It always is

[crisp sparrow]

What.. no
How dare it call me a dwarf

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are the master of your own wand and your own destiny.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/вв-gif-13782732888987706854

thanksss bob

[crisp sparrow]

Bob beware of the you say next

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mirror of Erised shows you thriving… once you stop replying to people who deserve a Dementor’s kiss. 😘

[crisp sparrow]

WOW

Well I'll give em death eater's kiss, dw

[river lagoon]

How romantic 💕

[river lagoon]

Ikr

[drifting bough]

🍎 This apple is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[dark basin]

awwww coool

[river lagoon]

Never gonna run around and desert you

[dark basin]

good good

[river lagoon]

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Oh nvm scratch that last part

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/really-gif-10492830

ARRIVEDERCI

[river lagoon]

What spell is this

[dark basin]

goodbye till we meet again

[river lagoon]

Oh

[crisp sparrow]

Naah not romantic.. I'm js being nyccc

[crisp sparrow]

YEA

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will eventually get that letter from Hogwarts, but it will be 10 years too late.

[native furnace]

Who cares gimme dat letter

[drifting bough]

🍎 Snape wouldn't even deduct points; he would just sigh at you.

[native bridge]

HELLYEAHH

Snape a goat for that

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will outlive many things: your hopes, your dreams, and at least three Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers.

🍎 You will not die alone. Your unread messages and unfinished tasks will be right there with you. 🙂

[stone anchor]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Stop waiting for your Hogwarts letter. The owl saw your messages posted in #⭐pensieve and turned back.

🍎 Your biggest red flag is thinking you don’t have any.

[crisp sparrow]

Oh That's for zod.. ty I'll forward this to him

[river lagoon]

New one not old

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon

here you go howl

[river lagoon]

Look I didn’t know that you did not think that you are a red flag
I am not implying that I think that you are a red flag
Maybe your war flag is a red one idk

[crisp sparrow]

ohh i see

[river lagoon]

Kissing random people is nycc?
Okaay I won’t judge you on it

[crisp sparrow]

no

[river lagoon]

You just said

[crisp sparrow]

kissing ppl is not new york city

[crisp sparrow]

did i?

[river lagoon]

Nycc is not new york city

[crisp sparrow]

i seee

its not?

[river lagoon]

Nyc is

[crisp sparrow]

ahhh now you know?

[river lagoon]

The extra c makes the difference

[river lagoon]

Yes and now you do too!

[crisp sparrow]

oh and no

idk sadly

[river lagoon]

It’s ok people learn at their own speeds

[crisp sparrow]

they do?

how do you know?

thats why youre slow at learning stuff?

explains

hmmm

[river lagoon]

In saying I am slow you are implying that you are slower

[crisp sparrow]

im not

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/793792369203871784.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=PensiveWobble

[river lagoon]

Hmm

[crisp sparrow]

hmm

[river lagoon]

We have here what is known as a logical fallacy

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-duck-pat-head-cute-gif-17539471

[crisp sparrow]

ikr..? zod be smart and level up

[drifting bough]

🍎 Normalcy tried to claim you once. You escaped

[hidden thicket]

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/patpat-pat-pat-pat-head-pat-pat-head-pat-gif-12034526260210124184

[river lagoon]

Congrats?

[crisp sparrow]

real

[river lagoon]

Wow this gif is to scale

[river lagoon]

You did not get that

It’s ok

[crisp sparrow]

why you always bully me zod

[river lagoon]

How is that bullying

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-crying-face-sad-face-sorry-gif-16443666066815353211

[crisp sparrow]

that is..youre doubting my smartness

[crisp sparrow]

ikik

[river lagoon]

You are smart

In your own way

[crisp sparrow]

see

youre smh bullying me again

smhsmh

[river lagoon]

Wtheck

Everyone is smart in their own ways

[crisp sparrow]

i sense sarcasm in that

[river lagoon]

Because no two people are exactly alike

[crisp sparrow]

TRUE

[river lagoon]

There is no sarcasm

[crisp sparrow]

but you can get inspiration from me

and be a nice person

okk

[river lagoon]

Your definition of nice involves violence

[crisp sparrow]

no

it does not

[river lagoon]

And kisses somehow

[crisp sparrow]

why are you lying

[crisp sparrow]

i dont like that

naah

[river lagoon]

Ok are you up for a challenge

[crisp sparrow]

what challenge

[river lagoon]

We both be nice and let others judge who is failing

[crisp sparrow]

why

no

i will not allow someone to judge me

[river lagoon]

Ha

[crisp sparrow]

bad thing

wow english smh smh

ok now wtv

[river lagoon]

See

You don’t want it

[crisp sparrow]

what

[river lagoon]

Because you know the results

[crisp sparrow]

naah

im nice enough

im such a good death eater

ppl love me

[river lagoon]

Well

I got no more words

[crisp sparrow]

wym

i said the truth

[river lagoon]

Appreciate the honesty

[crisp sparrow]

zod stop confusing me

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[river lagoon]

Im sorry

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/patpat-pat-pat-pat-head-pat-pat-head-pat-gif-12034526260210124184

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next apple will either be crunchy or soggy...

[crisp sparrow]

ok no

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus would absolutely roast your life choices, but it would defend you first.

[drifting bough]

🍎 You did not ‘wake up and choose violence.’ Violence woke up and chose YOU.

[native furnace]

HELL YEAHHELL YEAH

HECK YEAH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your gut, unless you just ate questionable street food. 🍲

[native bridge]

I LOVE QUESTIONABLE FOOD

LETSGOOOOO

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Howler from someone on this server says: hydrate or face consequences. 💧
-# It’s Jen

[river lagoon]

We know it

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next great idea is hiding on the moving staircases, keep climbing 🪜!

🍎 The universe is trying to send you signs. You keep muting notifications.

[hidden thicket]

loll

[river lagoon]

Hope you are good with cardio

[gilded tundra]

How does it know

[river lagoon]

Apples know everything

[hidden thicket]

bruhh i think bob lurks in great hall and read our chats 😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 Tomorrow you will accidentally say ‘you too’ to a waiter. The cycle continues.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[river lagoon]

Smelly cat

Smelley cat

What are they feeding you

[river lagoon]

Smelly do you know the reference

[mental sable]

Yes

[river lagoon]

Good

[drifting bough]

🍎 You move like a sims character who hasn’t been reset

🍎 Your love ❤️ life will soon become less confusing than the Hogwarts staircases, but only slightly.

[mental sable]

Aww

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will gain the power you've always wanted ||along with the curse that comes with it.||

[crisp sparrow]

oh okk ty

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t need a plan. You need supervision.

[hidden thicket]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t need Polyjuice Potion. You’re already pretending to be fine every day.

[native bridge]

NUH UH

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[gilded tundra]

I'll take what I can get

[native furnace]

/bon

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a sudden urge to duel someone. You won't be able to resist it. ⚔️

🍎 Your future includes great success, once you learn which end of the wand to point away from your own face. 🤕

[crisp sparrow]

VIOLENCE

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone will call you ‘delusional.’ Unfortunately, they will have evidence

[dark basin]

delulu

[river lagoon]

Don’t get too excited
It wasn’t for you

[crisp sparrow]

wdym, i despise VIOLENCE

[river lagoon]

Sure

[crisp sparrow]

why would i be excited ab that

[crisp sparrow]

yea

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next adventure will involve a suspiciously large amount of butterbeer. 🍻

[warped sphinx]

[river lagoon]

Wild night

[warped sphinx]

i need it

[river lagoon]

Have fun!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon you’ll realize the red flag is you!

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-cute-cry-gif-10854706892825184307

[river lagoon]

Better late than never

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a coming day to be lit 🔥.Lumos will be your personality!

🍎 Your current bill for using this service so far is $3694 in galleons. Please make the payment to continue. 💸

[gilded tundra]

EXTORTION

[river lagoon]

Please pay your bills

[gilded tundra]

Yes sir

[hidden thicket]

MeW BroKe

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: you’ll be weird about it

[crisp sparrow]

hmmmmm

[river lagoon]

So normal day

[drifting bough]

🍎 You did not ‘wake up and choose violence.’ Violence woke up and chose YOU.

[smoky grove]

YES IT DID

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will mishear something and respond confidently… and incorrectly

[hidden thicket]

she always does

[river lagoon]

Confidence is key

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is bringing good news. Or snacks. Hard to tell with owls.

[hidden thicket]

what about both 😸

[river lagoon]

Greed

[dark basin]

🔪

[hidden thicket]

[river lagoon]

One hit on my behalf too ty

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/ramdev-baba-to-indian-government-pawpaw-business-money-cash-gif-18905018

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-suson-ken-suson-sb19-sb19-ken-gif-15018796

[drifting bough]

🍎 Prefects have their eyes on you, @fiery hatch

[river lagoon]

👁️

[fiery hatch]

Some of them have got the hots for me so can't help it

[river lagoon]

Do you solemnly swear you are upto no good

[fiery hatch]

Idk I just got here

[river lagoon]

Ohhh who do you like the most

[fiery hatch]

Bella obviously

Did you even need to ask

[river lagoon]

I feel you can do better

But alright

[fiery hatch]

Well it's def not gonna be you LMAOOOO

[river lagoon]

Im not a prefect bruh

[fiery hatch]

Well

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[fiery hatch]

I can't read apparently

[river lagoon]

It's ok even if I were you would have no chance

[native bridge]

again?? I really need to tip my owls

[fiery hatch]

Get away 30 year old

[river lagoon]

You need to pay the bills regularly

[river lagoon]

Yes exactly that's why
You are too smol

[fiery hatch]

Agism

[river lagoon]

WTF

[native bridge]

Mhm and maybe give em some treats

[river lagoon]

YOU CAN'T PLAY BOTH SIDES OF ARGUMENTS

[fiery hatch]

But it's so fun

[river lagoon]

Aww you're so nice

[drifting bough]

🍎 You look like you've been hit by a Confundus Charm.

[fiery hatch]

[fiery hatch]

Ummm I'll fight you?

[river lagoon]

Thea I am starting to think that's recurring problem for you

[river lagoon]

No defying logic

[fiery hatch]

Too late eediot

[river lagoon]

Why fight thea

[fiery hatch]

No I'm fighting the clanker

[warped sphinx]

oh 😔

[river lagoon]

Hold
You are 80

Granma

[fiery hatch]

OK LISTEN THERES BACKSTORY TO THAT

[warped sphinx]

i don't think bob likes me all that much 😔

[river lagoon]

A very long one

[fiery hatch]

Stfu

[river lagoon]

It's ok we still appreciate you

[warped sphinx]

thanks bel

[river lagoon]

I will respect my elder this time and listen to her

[fiery hatch]

Before I graduated hs there was an error on my school ID that put age as 80

I kept it for the rest of the year

[river lagoon]

Was this in the 60s

[fiery hatch]

Imma

[warped sphinx]

thanks darling

[river lagoon]

Fight bob for thea?
Yeah lets do it
Im with you

[warped sphinx]

yall are so nice to me

[fiery hatch]

Back off loser it's your clanker

[warped sphinx]

i'm not used to this stuff

[river lagoon]

Yeah but thea you see bel is not being nice

[warped sphinx]

she's nice to me tho

bel likes me

[fiery hatch]

Thea deserves HUGS AND KISSES

[river lagoon]

Im greatful for that

[fiery hatch]

You deserve a slap

[river lagoon]

Or I will punch her

[fiery hatch]

...

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/shirley-temple-giggle-laugh-gif-5118563

[river lagoon]

Sorry I should’nt punch the elderly

My bad

[fiery hatch]

You're gonna punch a 22 year old woman

[warped sphinx]

naw don't go hurting each other

i like both of you

[fiery hatch]

Not a good look

[warped sphinx]

idk how old he is so i'm not sure what to imagine here

[river lagoon]

It’s been 22 since 58

[fiery hatch]

"How long have you been 17" ahh

[fiery hatch]

30

Or some shit

[river lagoon]

You callin me shit or what

[fiery hatch]

Yeah

[river lagoon]

Ok

I will resist

Leaving you on the road while helping you cross

[fiery hatch]

How can you leave me on the road but also help me cross

Nani

[warped sphinx]

[river lagoon]

Halfway dummy

[fiery hatch]

This is one dumb huevo

[warped sphinx]

He’s leaving you in the middle of the road I think

[river lagoon]

Granma your wits are fading

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

See thea is smarter than you

[fiery hatch]

Stfu okAYYY it's 4:49 am

And I'm on sedatives

[river lagoon]

And why are you nit sleeping

[warped sphinx]

Let the girl be Zod 😭

Tho

[fiery hatch]

Because I have insomnia

[warped sphinx]

Keep going with the compliments

Idm

[river lagoon]

Ok ok

I’ll spare you bel

[fiery hatch]

He hates me

[river lagoon]

Only because thea said

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

Aww no I don’t

Comere

[warped sphinx]

How could anyone hate you

You’re amazing

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

🙄

See she doesn’t want to be loved

[fiery hatch]

Omg Thea stoppp you're making me blush

No I was recoiling at your comment

[river lagoon]

Which comment

[warped sphinx]

Some people have a hard time accepting love, give her some time

[river lagoon]

You right

[fiery hatch]

This one

[river lagoon]

How do you have so much wisdom and wit than bel

[fiery hatch]

IM FINE WITH ACCEPTING LOVE

[river lagoon]

#1434914826722873436 message

[fiery hatch]

Just not from men who like to put me in a stew

[river lagoon]

Ohh really

So you are ok with women putting you in a stew

Thats so sexist

[fiery hatch]

I might be a little more forgiving

Because can't resist a baddie

What can I say

[river lagoon]

That you are a sexist 80y old facebook dweller

[fiery hatch]

WTFFFF

[river lagoon]

Nvm I take it back
Sorry thea

[fiery hatch]

YOU SEE THIS

He's so mean

[river lagoon]

I see it

[hidden thicket]

new ship?

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/lip-bite-gillian-beauty-in-black-flirting-joy-rovaris-gif-10961000252963540454

[fiery hatch]

Grass absolutely not he is 10 years older than me

[hidden thicket]

wtf

[river lagoon]

You and thea

[warped sphinx]

Women do it better than men anyway

[hidden thicket]

I'm talking about u and thea

[river lagoon]

Sexism??

[fiery hatch]

That ship sailed a while ago

[warped sphinx]

ZOD TF MAN

NOT COOL

[river lagoon]

I already told you I’d kick you away

[hidden thicket]

[fiery hatch]

Tf

He's so mean

Like

[river lagoon]

Im sorry can you ask her to be nice

[hidden thicket]

and u do a boom pregnant this early 😭

[warped sphinx]

Too late Zod, I’m disappointed in you

[river lagoon]

Shit

[fiery hatch]

With Thea? Absolutely

[river lagoon]

Well since nothing can be done now

Mightt as well pull the cauldron over

[fiery hatch]

Absolutely not

[warped sphinx]

NOT AGAIN

[river lagoon]

SLUR

[warped sphinx]

CMON BEL

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME PREGNANT

[hidden thicket]

thea
first w jade
now bel
WHAT IS BEHAVIOUR POOJA

[fiery hatch]

[warped sphinx]

Lesbianism✨

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-running-me-when-im-late-tom-hanks-gif-5144739

[fiery hatch]

JADE?? THATS NEWS TO ME

[warped sphinx]

Can you be nice to her

[fiery hatch]

Oh wait read that wrong

Lmao I'm so fucked rn

[river lagoon]

Ok seems I am not familiar with lesbians
Is cooking each other as a soup normal things you do

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a slytherin to slither into your life soon.

[river lagoon]

If she is sure

[fiery hatch]

Why do you wanna know

[warped sphinx]

Wait yall ill be back, we’re making a pro and con list for one of my friends to break up with her bf

[river lagoon]

The question is right there bro

[fiery hatch]

Shit well good luck lmao

[fiery hatch]

No but why do you REALLY wanna know

Cause thats sus

[river lagoon]

Why is it sus

[fiery hatch]

[hidden thicket]

DEEZ NUTZZ

[fiery hatch]

Exactly

[river lagoon]

The are no nuts in lesbians

[hidden thicket]

hey zod can't u say deez nuts in that big font

[river lagoon]

Bel ceasefire till thea returns

[fiery hatch]

Fineeeee 🙄

[drifting bough]

🍎 The good news: your story will have a happy ending. The bad news: this apple is from the "unreliable apples" collection. 🍏

[river lagoon]

Hmm

Well

There is a chance

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dont let anyone dim your light. Just… maybe turn it down a bit, you’re blinding people.

[hidden thicket]

yeahhh..... I'm so cooollll

i always knows that

it's just people around me are fool

[river lagoon]

🙄

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts—unless your instincts say ‘befriend the bear.’

[fiery hatch]

I'm gonna befriend the bear

[river lagoon]

sigh

some people will have the right thing thrown into their face but still

[fiery hatch]

Wtf does that mean

Bears are strong and fluffy

I don't mind if it eats me

[river lagoon]

alright if you are into that

I'm not judging

[fiery hatch]

Not like that...

I meant maul

[river lagoon]

still not judging

[crisp sparrow]

You are

Smh

[river lagoon]

and here comesthe judge

[crisp sparrow]

Hmmm

[fiery hatch]

I hate you

[crisp sparrow]

Photoshop

[river lagoon]

woah hate for not judging you???

you only want to hate me for any reason

[fiery hatch]

I CAN FEEL YOUR SARCASM

[crisp sparrow]

IKR

[fiery hatch]

Don't act innocent

[river lagoon]

is the sarcasm in the room with us?

[fiery hatch]

Zod

You make me crazy I'm gonna crashout

[river lagoon]

aww

im sorry

[fiery hatch]

Are you

[river lagoon]

truly am

[river lagoon]

took you quite a while

[crisp sparrow]

naah

i was js forgiving you this whole time

[fiery hatch]

Knew it

[river lagoon]

even then you missed how I actually type

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

and would never type like that

[crisp sparrow]

ohh really

i see

you confirmed

tho

[river lagoon]

I'll give you points for trying

[crisp sparrow]

[fiery hatch]

Tsk tsk tsk

[river lagoon]

it doesn't even make grammatical sense

[fiery hatch]

Zod seek professional councilling

[crisp sparrow]

ikr

cuz you doesnt make sense at all

[river lagoon]

failing again in impersonating me

[crisp sparrow]

so i s

Hmm

GG bella

[river lagoon]

in failing yes

[crisp sparrow]

Nuh uh

[river lagoon]

ngl I expected better from you

[crisp sparrow]

Why

I don't even know you

[river lagoon]

you are my deciple so I want you to do better that's why

but again life is full of disappointments

[crisp sparrow]

tsk tsk tsk

zod

[crisp sparrow]

ikr..be better zod

i expected better from you

[river lagoon]

you haven't even witnssed meanthorg yet and are already fumbling

[crisp sparrow]

deluluzod

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-smh-shaking-head-disappointed-no-gif-16889359

[river lagoon]

alright I'll go and find something actually engaging

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-in-wonderland-curtsy-gif-10714016786536042726

[warped sphinx]

ZOD MADE UP A STORY WHERE JADE AND I HAD 5 KIDS OUTA NOWHERE

[warped sphinx]

IM NOT DOING ANYTHING IM A SINGLE WOMAN

[warped sphinx]

Um I haven’t cooked anyone yet ngl

[warped sphinx]

We’ve been at it for the past 45 minutes and we’re still going

[warped sphinx]

IM WHEEZING ZOD YOU FUNNY GUY

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon face a choice: both options are bad, like choosing between Crabbe's intelligence and Goyle's charm.

[dark basin]

not again

neither they are old

[hidden thicket]

ohh... 💔

[warped sphinx]

Great idea, I like bears, they’re cute

[warped sphinx]

I can give him my therapist’s number

[drifting bough]

🍎 The wind whispers your name… and giggles

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/shirley-temple-giggle-laugh-gif-5118563

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

[hidden thicket]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your personal demons have formed a support group; they meet weekly and you're the only agenda item.​

[fiery hatch]

Personal vendetta ahh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next broom ride will be smooth, graceful, and witnessed by absolutely no one, so good luck proving it happened.

[native bridge]

YAYYAYAYAYYAY I DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT , I'm fine with just me knowing

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive help from an unexpected source; it will be as useful as Lockhart during a crisis.

[hidden thicket]

hmm...is that unexpected spruce is POLICE

[warped sphinx]

You’ve got a fanclub basically

[river lagoon]

Or maybe they just want help

From their mental health you know

@warped sphinx I called a ceasefire with bel while you were away

Can you please tell her to be nice now

[warped sphinx]

I was gonna say good boy, but I haven’t figured out if you’re the type I can say that to yet

[river lagoon]

Im not a boy

You right

[warped sphinx]

Bel is a free woman, I’m not sure what I can do here

[warped sphinx]

MY BAD

[river lagoon]

Hmph finee

I will handle bel

She is a menace but a small one

[warped sphinx]

Awww are we pouting there

[river lagoon]

Im juggling bels here

One of them has an extra L

But don't worry

Still lot less than I can handle

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re about to witness nonsense in https://discord.com/channels/524552788932558848/825789253442338816. Pretend it’s normal

[crisp sparrow]

okaa okaa

[river lagoon]

It is normal

For great hall

To have nonsense

[drifting bough]

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

[river lagoon]

Time management jade

[crisp sparrow]

ikr

[river lagoon]

Yeah I see you there quite often

[crisp sparrow]

i see you there as well zod

[warped sphinx]

You’re what now

[crisp sparrow]

-# smh my english aint englsih-ing today

[river lagoon]

What can I say sometimes I enjoy the nonsense

[river lagoon]

Juggling

Bel and BleLa

[warped sphinx]

You’re juggling people

[crisp sparrow]

blela?

[warped sphinx]

Can I watch

[river lagoon]

Desperate times

[river lagoon]

Sure

[crisp sparrow]

tsk tsk tsk

[river lagoon]

No charge for you

[warped sphinx]

I have privileges

[river lagoon]

Yes because you are nice

[crisp sparrow]

wow

[river lagoon]

Unlike some other people

[crisp sparrow]

sure

i wonder who these other people are

[river lagoon]

Easy to guess by most people

[crisp sparrow]

ohreally

[river lagoon]

Other than those who don't want to

Or are in denial

[crisp sparrow]

ahhhh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone will call you “a very Hufflepuff friend,” and they’ll mean it as the highest compliment.

[hidden thicket]

@native bridge

https://tenor.com/view/siblings-siblings-day-national-siblings-day-baby-bro-little-bro-gif-3909725890997873291

[native bridge]

HELLYEAHHHH

[hidden thicket]

see this😸

[native bridge]

I DOO!! YAYAYAYAYAY

[warped sphinx]

Thea privileges

[river lagoon]

Yesil is so hufflepuff

[warped sphinx]

He’s so cute

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: you’re not at rock bottom yet. Bad news: this cider fortune is, in fact, a progress report.

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are not antisocial; you are just practicing advanced invisibility.

[hidden thicket]

yeahhh...

wait then how u found out

gotta practice more

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-bye-peace-see-ya-g2g-gif-5181030

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

[warped sphinx]

All I’m hearing is I’m entertaining ✨

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will mishear something and respond confidently… and incorrectly

[crisp sparrow]

confidence matters

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will receive exactly the amount of money you need - as compensation for an irreplaceable loss.

[dark basin]

omygawd

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t make mistakes, you make plots

[native bridge]

HECK YEAH I DO

[drifting bough]

🍎 Prefects have their eyes on you, @native furnace

[native furnace]

um

im popular 💅

[warped sphinx]

DO IT FOR THE PLOT YESIL

[native bridge]

YESYESYES LETSGOOOOO

[drifting bough]

🍎 Even your shadow has commitment issues.

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[crisp sparrow]

Oh I seee hmmmmm

This bot is suddenly being nice to me

[hidden thicket]

nahh...kindness and bella
noo never

[river lagoon]

It’s actually asking you to be nice

[dark basin]

eyes on you

lmfao

[drifting bough]

🍎 @dark basin you live your life like it’s a Wattpad fanfiction

[dark basin]

i do wish but...
-# there's always a but

[river lagoon]

You enjoying it

It’s your life
Live as you want to

[dark basin]

but...

[river lagoon]

🤫

No buts

[dark basin]

[grizzled fiber]

is it open

again

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Slytherin is thinking about you right now; they’re deciding whether to flirt or manipulate.

[river lagoon]

[warped sphinx]

Okay bob, I need you to be with me for a sec

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[native furnace]

go away

:c

grr

[crisp sparrow]

Oh I'm not nice? Ok

[drifting bough]

🍎 You did not ‘wake up and choose violence.’ Violence woke up and chose YOU.

[dark basin]

NO

[native furnace]

hey i got aduplicate

[river lagoon]

That’s positive right

[native furnace]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[warped sphinx]

Oh bob 😔

[warped sphinx]

How Zod, how

[dark basin]

damn un grrrrr

[river lagoon]

Do you ever ask yourself that

[river lagoon]

It will have fewer disasters overall

[native furnace]

un que

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

[warped sphinx]

I don’t want any though

[proper cypress]

[river lagoon]

Disasters are inevitable unfortunately

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon you will say: ‘Why did I do that?’ with no good answer

[river lagoon]

Such is life

Yesil was being nice and asked why he did that

There is no good answer

[warped sphinx]

I would like something to just go well for once though

[river lagoon]

He is just nice

[native bridge]

Oh well, I do do some things without thinking why! So yeah !!

[native bridge]

Most likely!!

[river lagoon]

Those are individual projects, never group projects

[warped sphinx]

REAL. I hate group projects

[proper cypress]

@river lagoon you should bob

[warped sphinx]

Sounds like a great idea

[river lagoon]

I do not bob

[proper cypress]

Bob

Bob

Bob

Bob

[warped sphinx]

Do it Zod

[warped sphinx]

You’re no fun

[river lagoon]

Do you want me to join your group project

That would be fun

[proper cypress]

It would be really fun

[warped sphinx]

Do you wanna make and give prenatal workshops with me

[river lagoon]

Uhhh

[proper cypress]

[river lagoon]

Sure I guess

[proper cypress]

[warped sphinx]

YIPPEE

Zod in my group project

[river lagoon]

Didn’t known this was a thing

[native furnace]

zen

did u know

that

i

ate brownies

[warped sphinx]

I also need to give sex ed to 11 year olds, you in?

[native furnace]

today

[river lagoon]

I do now

[native furnace]

:D

[proper cypress]

You should definitely add him to your group project

[river lagoon]

Only my condolences are in

[proper cypress]

Do you do the stuff with the banana

[river lagoon]

[proper cypress]

[river lagoon]

🤨

[proper cypress]

Don’t you know the thing where they teach how to use Kondoms

It was really strange

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[proper cypress]

@warped sphinx I fear xen doesn’t like your group project

So now he needs to Bob

[warped sphinx]

IKRRR

[warped sphinx]

Disappointing Zod, disappointed

[warped sphinx]

Haven’t decided yet

[warped sphinx]

AGREED

ZOD

BOB