#The Apple Augury ๐
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๐ The vibes are off because you keep ignoring red flags brighter than a Gryffindor scarf. ๐งฃ
๐ You will soon receive a compliment that you immediately pretend not to care about but think about for three days
lovely
ty..
๐ A howler is headed your way. It's from your future self asking what went wrong. 
Good boy
๐ Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: youโll be weird about it
๐ The chamber of secrets has opened. It's your browser history. ๐
๐ A friendly ghost will give you life advice; worry when the dead think you need help getting it together. ๐
Oh 
๐ The wind whispers your nameโฆ and giggles
๐ The prophecy said "neither can live while the other survives," but for you it's just your sleep schedule vs responsibilities.
๐ You owe the moon $10 ๐ธ
๐ Your brain is either poetry or static. No middle setting
nuce
okay
apple bobbing bot
i love you
please be nice to me for once
here we go guys
๐ Your future is bright, but mostly because of screen time.
hahaha
๐ Your biggest red flag is thinking you donโt have any.
๐ The Mirror of Erised shows you thrivingโฆ once you stop replying to people who deserve a Dementorโs kiss. ๐
oh
๐ Your laugh will make someoneโs day
it makes my day everyday ๐
๐ The vibes are off because you keep ignoring red flags brighter than a Gryffindor scarf. ๐งฃ
I have made those mistakes 
๐ Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: youโll be weird about it
๐ณ
our marriage is coming and youll be weird about it but its okaty
oh 
๐ Tomorrow you will accidentally say โyou tooโ to a waiter. The cycle continues.
sigh
T_T
๐ You are about to master a skill you once called โimpossible,โ proving yourself wrong in the most satisfying way.
๐ Expect a coming day to be lit ๐ฅ.Lumos will be your personality!
Ayeee
๐ Someone will call you dramatic. You canโt deny it
-# what if i do
๐ One day you'll look back and laughโฆ like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him. 
You poor thing. Bob really doesnโt seem to like you ๐ญ
๐ You are about to master a skill you once called โimpossible,โ proving yourself wrong in the most satisfying way.
Ohh well I love it! I love being surprised! >:)) especially about my future
๐ Even Snape's worst memory looks therapeutic compared to your messages in #โญpensieve .

๐ Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation!
-# Results may vary
๐ Beware of suspicious diaries. ๐ Especially if they start writing back.
๐ Trust your gut, unless you just ate questionable street food. ๐ฒ
I don't leave my house
Archie**
๐ This fortune dreamed of becoming a prophecy but failed Divination, so now it lives in a cookie and believes in you ๐ซต instead.
I love cookies
๐ The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. ๐
๐ A broom ๐งน in your future will finally listen to you, unlike your last disastrous attempt at parallel parking over the Quidditch hoops.
Hmm
okayyy lemme see
๐ Even Snape's worst memory looks therapeutic compared to your messages in #โญpensieve .
-# bruhhh
๐ The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts classโฆ but not by much.
I have one tomorrow ๐ฅถ
๐ Soon you will say: โWhy did I do that?โ with no good answer
I always say that.. so yeah
๐ Step forward with confidence; the stairs will change to lead you there.
HELLYEA!!!

yo we have a new bot?
๐ The vibes are off because you keep ignoring red flags brighter than a Gryffindor scarf. ๐งฃ
wtf you're real
๐ You will soon face a choice: both options are bad, like choosing between Crabbe's intelligence and Goyle's charm. 
Tough choice though
๐ Even your shadow has commitment issues.
Archie
Oh
Zen
What are you doing
Oh
Tabgeants and shii
Why are you not committing to your class 
So much
Heh
๐ You will soon receive a sign. You will ignore it, obviously. ๐
Well time will tell
๐ A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. ๐ฆ
Well I gotta pay the owl back !!

For the good work it is doing for you!
YESYESYES!!

๐ The next time life feels like a moving staircase, remember: youโre still going up.โ โคด๏ธ
Damn bob, thanks
๐ The next door ๐ช that seems locked in your life is actually just politely waiting for you to push.
Lovely
๐ Youโll witness a Hufflepuff doing the group project alone; offer help or at least snacks. ๐ฎ
This alarmingly matchis my irl circumstances atm
๐ In another timeline this cookie contained ancient wisdom, but you got the โchaotic goodโ version, so go cause harmless trouble. 
๐ Destiny says youโre main-character material; stop acting like a random first year in the background.

๐ A potion you brew next week will technically be a success, if the goal was โcreate sentient smoke that judges people.โ
๐ A Slytherin is thinking about you right now; theyโre deciding whether to flirt or manipulate. 
That slyth really obsessed with you

Let's see if you get flirted with
yeahhh....im waiting ๐ธ
๐
-# i smell jealousy ๐
๐ Your doomed for wearing mismatched socks. Stop wearing them, it looks ridiculous
loll
๐ The good news: your story will have a happy ending. The bad news: this apple is from the "unreliable apples" collection. ๐
ZOD MUST'VE PICKED IT FOR ME.. IK DIVI
oh please don't embarass yourself
I'm not picking apples for anyone
You pick your own fate here
Liar
๐ The only Chamber of Secrets you are gonna open is your friend's mind on the latest gossip on your other friends.

Do you prefer coffee
Right
We can gossip over coffee then
-# I too do not gossip
๐ Someone will call you โa very Hufflepuff friend,โ and theyโll mean it as the highest compliment.
as a snake idk what to think 
nawwww how adorable, thanks!!
๐ Your owl is judging your life choices right now. ๐ฆ
Oh well , it is very poor!!

good
๐ You will soon face a choice: both options are bad, like choosing between Crabbe's intelligence and Goyle's charm. 

intelligence
crabbe ok
so crabbe
shipped



and this is goyle
ok 
๐ Before the week ends, a spell will backfire and give you fabulous hair; pretend it was intentional. ๐
I already have fabulous hair tyvm
even more FAB! ๐
๐ Your future is bright, but mostly because of screen time.
take some breaks bro
๐ The next portrait you pass will silently judge your outfit, but support your character development.
๐ You're not cursed; you're just living through your own personal Triwizard Tournament with no prize at the end.
I seee


๐ You will mishear something and respond confidentlyโฆ and incorrectly
๐ If you were a spell, you would be Riddikulus.
๐ You are not mysterious, @stone anchor, you just donโt answer texts
That's true
Ofc ofc
๐ Expect a coming day to be lit ๐ฅ.Lumos will be your personality!
Yes please
๐ An unseen force protects you. Itโs extremely underpaid.
๐ Your future includes great success, once you learn which end of the wand to point away from your own face. ๐ค

๐ You are emotionally stableโฆ ish. The โishโ is important
I thought you wanted the opposite
fish will be f-word
and another will n-.....
Orโฆyou could pay it wellโฆ
See.. I'm not bad
Youu just.. have a bad image of me in your head
Idk why ๐๐.. so please.. I'm a good person okay
Alright I will give you another chance
๐ Chaos follows you like a loyal pet
-# it does indeed
Jade why so chaotic
No..I will give you another chance
It's ok
What if we both gave each other a chance
WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
we donโt give each other another chance?
Understandable
duh
Even your name is followed by a scream
i do that everyday
I'll give you another chance and it should not be the other way
Cuz I did nth bad for an another chance
๐ One day you'll look back and laughโฆ like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him. 
WHY

im getting MISfortunera
Grrr
I didnโt do anything
Liar
If I give you another chance it does not imply that you are bad
But it also doesnโt change the fact that you did some things
yes it does
See geetha agrees you did bad things
Then what do I need another chance for
i agree bella is not bad and doesnt need another chance
Wtf
Muahhhh geethaaa
Ily
What about the murders
ily2
And looting
What murders
And bullying
What looting
And WHAT BULLYING
listen thats their stupidity
Ohh
Wow zod.. stop listing your traits
so thats why you forgive yourself
Huhh whatt?
I can forgive myself too for forgiving bella
SHUT UP
Geetha asked for it shush
See I am trying to pull a truce here and you are being violent
why are you pulling the truce
leave it be
stop testing it
And then you will say you donโt do those things
No.. I'm not.. who said I'm being violent
I don't
bella is innocent
Butโฆpeace
I AM
THE MOST INNOCENT AND PUREST SOUL ALIVE
you are being violent by pulling the peace
but what about me :<
??
#1434914826722873436 message
literally violence in the middle of truce
OFC YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER EXIST
I mean pulling the peace between us
thats not violence
๐ This fortune dreamed of becoming a prophecy but failed Divination, so now it lives in a cookie and believes in you ๐ซต instead.
What about you?
You are so nice
And not my enemy ever?
Who
i dont know if bella can forgive you
You
What you say
Are you saying she is arrogant
no im saying youve done so many wrongs that she cant forgive you
IKR
What did I do
We should not forgive bad ppl
Cuz they don't get any better even after the forgiveness
I can actually make the fortunes forever bad for you but I didnโt do that
They speak the future so you can be prepared
Do you want them to lie and leave you unprepared
See such an evil mind
And who is a bad people
You
Im evil for spreading the truth and saving you??
Ok why
Cuz why not
You're doing the otherwise here btw
So no reason at all other than your want to see me like that
No I've reasons
How?
Where did I spread the false
You put bad fortune for us
You lie
You frame other ppl
You always choose violence over peace
You kill ppl
You bully them
To prove me wrong
Lemme type more
Show me
You always fight with me
You create the gifs in which YOU win
You say to others that I bully
I donโt want to fight you
But I have to protect my stall
For that I will fight whoever is looting
You faughtt me in this one.. and I was js trying to save myself
You killed me in this one ๐
Thatโs a professional fight
It happens
These are other proofs
Nah those were rubbee bullets
it doesnt look professional
IKR
No I got hurt fr.. how can they be fake
๐ Youโre one energy drink away from unlocking ancient powers
ive never had an energy drink apart from lucozade
I was trying to save you
The people who wanted to actually kill you thought you were dead so you were saved
So the first one will do it
No lying
See you're lying again
Nope not lying
zod if i have an energy drink and i dont get ancient powers that will prove that this stall is full of lies and deception
Yup yes lying
Why do you declare every statement of mine as a lie
Sure
But that would also mean that the misfortunes you were reading are also not true
I donโt lie
so that means you made the misfortunes to make us worry for no reason
No I made those misfortunes so you can avoid them
If you know the future you can change it
but if the bot is lies then they arent the future
You do
SO YOU DID MAKE THEM
BELLA PROOF HE MADE THEM
Itโs subjective
Unless you do something they wonโt change
I only made the path that leads all fortunes to you
Nuh uh
"I made those misfortunes"
I made those misfortunes into the form that you can read
They exist on their own
If I had the fate in my own hands the world would be a better place
@calm gulch
You just donโt want peace
I do want peace
Ok lets have peace then
But you have to accept that you're bad
and you do bad stuff
And I heard from some ab you being perver--
If you want people to be bad then how will the world be better and have peace
The same people were saying you eat gutkha
I don't want ppl to be bad
I want you to acknowledge the fact that you are/were bad
You need to self introspect stuff zod
NO.. they were kidding ab me but not ab you
Thatโs selective belief
That's the truth
Is this some sort of rp
Ok fine I will accept that
And be a nice person from now on
Sounds good?
๐ A Hufflepuff will apologize for something that wasnโt their fault; reassure them. 
Are you her rp partner
Take care of huffs jade
I am just someone who likes watching people fight
where's this soul
No.. we are having a normal conversation
Interesting hobby
HUH
๐๐ i wanted to see a fight
THE HUFF
Thank you Iโm very interesting indeed
AHAHAHAHAHAHA ANNNAAA yk I cooked balaj today 
I would send you the text
Ohh you will meet them soon
My son? Why ๐
Ask zod.. he's good at this stuff
let's see
Are you admitting to bullying
You won't like what he said
No
Zod who is zod
@river lagoon
What did he say
Ohhh
He said L choice of new mod when im here
@river lagoon can you fight so i can watch
๐
๐ Someone is thinking of you with the warmth and comfort of a Weasley sweater.
YAYYYYAYYAYA

๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ no way he wouldnโt say that
Oh doo /bob
HE SAID THAT
Fight who
๐ The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. ๐
What
No way
Anyone
Uhh you may need to tune your requirements
I am a peaceful being
THE BIGGEST LIE EVER
Lmao stop he never even applied he was joking love ๐ญ
Lmaoo ikkk.. it made the chat funny
๐๐๐ why would you disappoint me like that
Lolll
YAYYYY โจโจโจ
Then I said.. it's ok.. I'll forgive you since you're my brother ๐
Just for your happiness
AHHH SEEE
Bella come here
Thank you kind sir ๐
NODS
He didn't even flinch
For a sec
I KNEW YOU ALWAYS LOVED VIOLENCE
Do you not want happiness for your friend
I do
But why me
I AM A PEACE LOVER
Totally u did not code it
He liess archieee and then blame others
It's ok ๐
Its a very zod thing
No other server things
IKR
FR
Even you didnโt hesitate
In fact you started punching right away
Archie you too 
Hi :D

Heheeteeheee
Yeaa cuz you would've killed me in a sec
No hi to you now
Wow ok
I had to do that in my self defence
But I didnโt
That isnโt self defence
cuz I didn't give you a chance to
Itโs an outright attack
IT IS

Naurr
A call to violence
An indulgence into violence
Nuh uh
Sorry bella he is winning 
And in the blood of your victims
He's not annaaa
I won't let him
The lines are too iconic 
SEE YOU VIOLENCE LOVER
Chatgpt exists
He's a liar
I see you too
Oh 
And the burning rage in your heart
Yea see me and learn... I'm a peace lover unlike you
Wow I must be soo fast
FOR JUSTICE
Yea
WHAT
What PERSON
A peace lover never strikes first
Zod is filled with rageโฆ i want to befriend him
DONT ACT INNOCENT
SOMETIMES PEACE LOVERS HAVE TO PICK UP WEAPONS AND STRIKE FIRST TO KILL THE EVIL
YOU ARE QUOTING ME
THAT MEANS YOU ARE MY FOLLOWER NOW
ZOD.. AGAIN
FRAMING ME AGAIN!??
I'M NOT
Oh DELUSIONAL ZOD IN LEAD RN
DREAM OF IT ZOD
You already defeated bro
CUZ I WOULD NEVER
I didnโt even have to try so hard this time
Lying again
Itโs ok bella
Fr i love this
I appreciate you following my footsteps
I accept you as an apprentice
And I will show you the path to greatness
Lmap bella you are getting cooked 
So that some day you might reach heights that would be around half of what I have reached
I would Kick you off from there
Yes
Ty
I mean I will try to make you as my equal but you know people have different skill ceilings
Canโt even reach that place bro
Your neck will strain looking up
who knows
I believe in you apprentice
SHUT UP
Do your best
No smoking
Wow and you were talking ab peace
This is a smoking free zone
Yes?
After your defeat I decree peace between us
The only violence would be the one I allow
For your training
Awh what a rebel you are

I feel lile its 6-0 ๐
I'm not your disciple... You're not that lucky to have me as a disciple
DREAM AB IT ZOD
cuz that's not happening
Ikr give me a challenge
Annnaaa..
Oh well ok
Do it without using a word โyouโ
๐๐ lemme have fun
Alright
Like this?!!ยก?????!
Bella be a good friend
Lmaoo want a challenge too
And make her happy
She will not survive
Letโs keep her alive for future entertainment
Who are you Mr... EWWW?
WHATTT
Okay enough for today i guess
Not even creative
Wtvv
THANK YOU I HAD FUN MUAH
Nice to have you here devi
yayy thank youu
๐ญ๐ญ lmaoo
Ok donโt embarrass yourself more in front of your friend here
Come back with a better game next time
Idk him.... I doubt if he's zz
She's a good friend and gets me very well.. unlike you๐
Whatโs a zz
I won't tell you
He speaks elegantly cant be zoom
He's using chat gpt
Creep that wont leave me alone
She absolutely did get you well here 
Lmaoo
Yeah ๐๐
OH CMON IT WAS FUNNY
Oh that sucks
You have no ideaโฆ
Okay
YK I WOULD HAVE STEPPED IN IF IT WAS SERIOUS
YEA IKKK.. ANNA BANANA.. MUAH
I have seen very bad cases
Hope you get free
Donโt hesitate to reach out if you need help
Its okay dw ๐ญ i can just ban
I wish we could ban him from life.. that mf--
Dw we just have fun here
She is a good person
I wonโt actually bully her
I know when to step back
Shut up you liar
But she doesnโt seem to know when to stop
She knows me better than you๐
And I AM a good person
Thank you ๐ฅน๐ i understood that the minute i read the chat
LMAOO
Ofc muah ๐
Didnโt I just say that
We are friends from now on btw
Iโm anna
Nice to meet you
She doesn't need to๐ค
I won't consider a single thing offensive coming from her๐ค๐ค
Ofc she does
Because all your talks with me is just you screaming and trying to bully me (and failing) and calling me a liar
But you better ๐ซต๐ป not Bully me again
Oh nice
Good to meet you too anna 
Why dont you both team up against noah and bully him instead
Maybe devi will need cheering up some day..
You did.. but I doubt if actually meant that
๐ฅน๐ so kind
I mean it ๐
OMFG NOAH MF.. AHHAHAHHAHHAHA.. I SAID ON THE SERVER HE'S GONNA BE MY FIRST BAN

Wow power abuse
Noo dont ban himm ๐ญ๐ญ oh i gotta tell you some lore
Hmmmm๐ค
TO THE DMS WE FLY.. IVE TO TELL YOU SMTHHHHHHHH AS WELLLLLLLLL
I wish I could ban you here
๐ค
Omg yess
Ok well I'll give you another chance zod
I will too ๐ค
Thats so wholesome ๐ฅน
No
And finally peace returned to the land
We cant ban staff
Every time
You refuse the truce
When did I REFUSE THE TRUCE???
Such shame
๐ The next person who underestimates you is about to learn why youโd survive the Triwizard Tournament. 
Heck yeah! :D
So you are accepting the truce?
We shake hands and forgive each other?
The dark horse! 
Show em mew!
Yeah.. I can forgive you maybe but wait.. what would you forgive me for.. I didn't do anything bad
๐ค
๐ Your phone will autocorrect something embarrassing soon. You wonโt notice until after you send it
Then you don't need to worry about me forgiving you
Results will be the same in either case
I told you the prophecies are true
And here we witness bella breaking the truce the third time in an hour
But I will forgive you for this once again
No.. my keyboard didn't type "not"
What truce

Ahhhh delulu zod
Very mentally stimulating conversation bella
You have much to learn
IKR.. I've to learn SMTH from a book named "564 ways to kill"
It's quite inspirational
And this is what a peace loving person does in their free time?
You should read it as well
Thank you for the recommendation
Nahh.. actually I would learn all the methods to check mate the violence lovers
One wrong move from them.. and I'll recognise the method
And I can stop the violence from HAPPENING
Thatโs the book named โ564 ways to check mate the Violence loverโ
Nuh uh
That's a diff book
This one you should def read
Cuz who knows...
๐ You will gain the power you've always wanted ||along with the curse that comes with it.||
And out of the two you chose that one?
Yay free power jade
Mhm.. cuz I've already read that one

Jadee tell your aunt anna the vn is taking too long..
Ok nvm
Whats vn

Voice note
Must be a long one
here you go ๐ฟ
Tyy
Wow.. there's nth for you.. that's was your aunts' lore and stuff
Go and watch tv kid
Yes kid okay with that thing

๐ Your next big idea ๐ก will sound ridiculous at first, then suspiciously like genius ten minutes later.
you are a genius yesil!
๐ Go tell someone you love that you love them. Now!
I'M SCARED
๐ You have โI can fix him energyโ. You cannot
๐ One of the classroom channels is waiting for you to spill your talent on it. Go ahead, create something and share!
Hmm ok
Ofc youu can praise others
hidden talent
I will praise anyone who does praise worthy things

You see this is not a praise worthy thing
Keep trying
You will learn
I believe in you
Rise to your potential 0:
๐ Dont let anyone dim your light. Justโฆ maybe turn it down a bit, youโre blinding people.
๐ You will outlive many things: your hopes, your dreams, and at least three Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers.
๐ Someone will ask if youโre okay. You will laugh for too long
๐ The good news: your story will have a happy ending. The bad news: this apple is from the "unreliable apples" collection. ๐
๐ Expecto Patronum wonโt work on your problems if you keep inviting them back for tea. ๐ต
what does this even mean
a patronus can't drink tea
๐ Your laugh will make someoneโs day
๐ Go tell someone you love that you love them. Now!
๐๐
what if they they reject

okayyyy........ ๐ฏ heyyy where are you....
-# ๐๐ msg me it u see this
๐ Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: youโll be weird about it
hmm u getting full marks without writing any single answer
๐ The next time you trip in public, pretend it was a practice run for a Quidditch dive; people will believe you. ๐
Thanks man! I will probably have to use that one 
Again with the violence bro ๐
There is no peace inside you
You are a very good quidditch player thea!
It's the invitation gesture that matters
See it's not all bad
Thanks Zodโจ I feel like Iโm always thanking you ๐ญ but youโre so nice to me
Im always nice to nice people 
๐ Normalcy tried to claim you once. You escaped
-# insane
oh
๐ Your future self is sideโeyeing your current excuses.

๐ The vibes are off because you keep ignoring red flags brighter than a Gryffindor scarf. ๐งฃ
๐
๐ Dobby is free. But you will be a slave to the corporate world forever. 
There is.. you just can't see it
Idk why you see violence in me when I'm full of peace
Have you ever seen me like that in chat.. no ๐
Stop framing me smh zod
๐๐
๐ People talk behind your back because itโs safer than saying it to your face. 
๐ You will achieve fame and recognition ||as a cautionary tale for future generations. ||
Mely what are you plotting
Seen you beating people up?
Please explain in detail how that is peace.
Or they know you did not use mouthwash
I've NEVER done that
๐ค
Shut up.. you need to use a mouthwash stinky zoo cat
My mouth and teeth both are in good condition
๐ค
I would respect honesty
Doesnโt mean your breath will smell good without a wash in the morning
Respect what?
Honesty

Yes zod.. so go and wash your mouth you stinky creature
Oh I didn't read it "honestly" nahh
๐ Snape wouldn't even deduct points; he would just sigh at you. 
Mood
Washing my mouth will not remove bad breath from yours
mood

My mouth doesn't stink like yours
So you don't need to worry

I understand you are not very familiar with the word
Yes mine stinks less
And I still wash it
Not if it's coming from you
Otherwise I quite like that word
Liar ๐ซต๐ป
So you just hate me in general
And do not like my honesty
That is why you deny it
I see how it is
No I don't hate anyone

And why would I hate you zod
What have you done
๐ You will soon master a spell that finds lost things, starting with your motivation and that missing sock. ๐งฆ
YESYESYES
I feel a sarcastic tone here
I'VE LOST A LOT OF SOCKS I NEED THAT
Loll zod.. nuh uh I don't hate you
You're lying again ๐
Well done yesil!

What zod
I'm talking so politely and you're giving me silent treatment
Wow
What do you want me to say
๐ The stars aligned once for you. Then it saw what you did an unaligned.
What did I do
Confession time
You say I don't talk normally to you and now when I am trying to.. you don't have anything to say
Damn
Can you imagine how shocked I am
๐ Chaos follows you like a loyal pet
Mely get better pets
u get me one
Ok i will find
Ok ok I found one
Its called chaotic good
๐ The stars predict you will say โIโm fineโ and mean โI need a phoenix, a time-turner, and a nap.โ 
jo
Jo who
jo mama
On it
It just felt unusual after all that time 
No zod no.. feel the peace.. see how peaceful I am
Why unusual, that's how I've always talked like


๐ Your crush will finally notice youโฆ right after you send that embarrassing message. 

Dw if itโs true love she will still love you
...
LMAO
you are welcome
For what..
Zod no you can't be that dumb
apparently he is

I am not a new york city person
๐ Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

Itโs not something to be happy about
I'm not happy
why everytime 
There there
๐ 
....
No you!!!

๐ Today's weather: Partly cloudy โ๏ธ with a chance of dementors!




