The Apple Augury 🍎

[crisp sparrow]

That NOSELESS BLOODY BALDYYY VOLDYYY

C'mon, I will kill him before that

[river lagoon]

Calm down buddy

Take some deep breaths

[crisp sparrow]

Naur

[fiery hatch]

Never tell a woman to calm down

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Ravenclaw will correct your grammar; a Slytherin will correct your life choices

🍎 Your courage will be tested by fire, probably a Hungarian Horntail.

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dont let anyone dim your light. Just… maybe turn it down a bit, you’re blinding people

[gilded tundra]

What's the meaning of life without burning your neighbors retinas?!

[river lagoon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/374209618261573632/1181986900794421371/9095-nowoted.gif?ex=65830e15&is=65709915&hm=32231889071cf1199deebd7d1ea81aa1cdbedf9ae9ed6e65b13a8659d4a3c199&

[mental sable]

ladies ladies calm down

[river lagoon]

ok then what do

[mental sable]

let me do my work

type shi type shi

[river lagoon]

you can say it

[mental sable]

you can say it too

say it to bel and bella

[river lagoon]

but Bel said...

[mental sable]

[mental sable]

doesn't matter what bel said

[river lagoon]

shhh we are not doing inaccurate names anymore

[mental sable]

pish posh

[river lagoon]

[mental sable]

say it to them zoo

they'll uh

they will be flattered

[river lagoon]

more like flatten me

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your positive energy will be spreading faster than Weasley's Wizard Wheezes products.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/good-vibes-positive-gif-25571164

every one catch my positive energy

[fiery hatch]

EXCUSE ME

[river lagoon]

Get her bel
Have no mercy
Make her have a healthy amount of sleep as a punishment

[fiery hatch]

Is she still not sleeping

[river lagoon]

Probably not

[fiery hatch]

@mental sable you awake loca?

Guess she got off this time

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like a Horcrux, a part of you is hidden in a place you can't remember. Probably the fridge.

[dark basin]

...

[river lagoon]

Maybe it is a slice of pizza

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your life's soundtrack 🔊 is the sound of Filch's chains dragging in empty corridors.

[native bridge]

Well

Kinda true

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will become the most powerful wizard at Hogwarts; after a magical accident leaves you as the sole survivor of a catastrophic curse explosion.

[fiery hatch]

Checks out

[drifting bough]

🍎 Don't panic @odd quarry. The banana 🍌 is harmless this time

🍎 The Veil in the Department of Mysteries is less mysterious than your dating app matches.

🍎 The prophecy speaks of the Chosen One. You’re the Chosen None.

🍎 Good fortune follows those who wait, unless you’re waiting for Snape to give Gryffindor house points.

[native bridge]

Hmm

Yes

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict success in your career, though the number of casualties along the way are unknown.

[native furnace]

i got no money

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe confirms: calories eaten in joy do not count

[native furnace]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have the survival instincts of a first-year who wandered into the Forbidden Forest for 'fun'.

[native bridge]

Oohh

That's cool

[drifting bough]

🍎 useless ravina ravenclaw will get you tonight 👻

🍎 The moon owes you $5 @native bridge.

[native bridge]

AWESOME

[river lagoon]

It’s in…transit

@crisp sparrow why hasn’t the money I gave you reached it’s destination

[crisp sparrow]

I didn't get any money
Idk what you talking ab

[river lagoon]

Oh well she kept it for herself

[crisp sparrow]

No

[river lagoon]

It’s ok bella

I will be generous

[crisp sparrow]

K

[river lagoon]

And not demand it back

[crisp sparrow]

😒

[crisp sparrow]

Yea cuz you also owed me

5$

[river lagoon]

Lies

You owe me $15

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

Nuhuh

[crisp sparrow]

Yuhuh

[river lagoon]

I can see the future

Bella never returns the money

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

Ok when are you returning then

[crisp sparrow]

When you'll give me the money, I'll return it

[river lagoon]

I gave it to you

As the apples said

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

Apples don’t lie

[crisp sparrow]

They do

They just did

[river lagoon]

Nah

Every bob is true

Every foresight well spoken for

There are but no lies on this land

Lest they be coming from you

[crisp sparrow]

No

You're lying

And so are your apples

[river lagoon]

I have no reason to lie

And the apples know no lies

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

They lie in the water but are true in their words

[crisp sparrow]

Lies, again

Stop lying zod

Aren't you tired of lying

[river lagoon]

The apples don’t like you lying that they are lying and I am lying

So they want to go away

For that reason this stall shall close in a while

[crisp sparrow]

Liar

It's closing cuz the event is over for you 🫵🏻

[river lagoon]

You shall see in a few minutes when you can no longer bob

[crisp sparrow]

Don't put the blame on me

[river lagoon]

Event is for the whole month

[drifting bough]

🍎 Stop killing people with curses bella. It's rude.

[crisp sparrow]

WTF

[river lagoon]

See

They speak the truth

[crisp sparrow]

ZOD JUST SAY YOU HATE ME

[river lagoon]

I do no such thing

[crisp sparrow]

You do and you just did

[river lagoon]

That would be lying

[crisp sparrow]

Naur

[fiery hatch]

NANI

Zod stop being ratchet

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your mic will unmute itself during voice chat. Everyone will hear everything. The Poltergeists are already recording.

🍎 Your Felix Felicis wore off in 2019 and hasn't been restocked.

[fiery hatch]

It's not luck it's just aura

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your talents will shine brighter than a perfectly cast Patronus on a sunny day 🌞 .

[native bridge]

YAYYY

[river lagoon]

Im the one trying to bring order here in this chaos that is you and bella

[fiery hatch]

[crisp sparrow]

Take him down bel

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-i-hate-you-darth-vader-gif-19820195

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-upset-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-19823085

-# Sith = Bella

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-anakin-skywalker-gif-7428017067668520208

[crisp sparrow]

🙂

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-tease-its-over-high-ground-gif-14651206

[crisp sparrow]

I'll destroy you all

🥰

[river lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123316248093134848/1331642158318485597/image0.gif

[crisp sparrow]

Face reveal zod?
I mean stinky zoo cat

[river lagoon]

No no no
Let me explain
You are the cat

[crisp sparrow]

Naur

You're that cat
Stinky zoo cat

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gandalf the Grey has been looking for you…wait….sorry wrong universe.

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-cats-cat-love-pet-lover-pelea-gif-13002823369159732311

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-outrageous-unfair-i-dont-believe-it-anakin-skywalker-gif-17141007

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-the-council-council-gif-2813685367326375101

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-star-wars-woj-wojtaki-gif-26045801

[native furnace]

I better get me nitro by tonight

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your messages that were put into #⭐pensieve will stay there long enough that one day your grandchildren will find and read them.

[native furnace]

Bold of u to assume i ever said anything diabolical enough to earn that accomplishment

[river lagoon]

Dw @crisp sparrow is on it

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-slap-gif-12891515316173143576

[crisp sparrow]

Naur @native furnace
Zod is lying

[river lagoon]

Pay up

[river lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374209618261573632/1256993722479022190/image0.gif

[crisp sparrow]

Give me the money first

[river lagoon]

Already did

[river lagoon]

Check your pockets

[crisp sparrow]

Oh that's me, beating you ahh out

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

No it isn’t

[crisp sparrow]

I didn't get any

[crisp sparrow]

Yes it is

[river lagoon]

Apple says you did

[crisp sparrow]

Apple is lying

[river lagoon]

Apples never lie

[crisp sparrow]

But it is this time

[river lagoon]

Every bob is a window to the future

[crisp sparrow]

Lies

[river lagoon]

A true and genuine future

Where the only one lying is you

[crisp sparrow]

Naur

I'm not

You are lying

[river lagoon]

Sigh
Im tired of these false allegations
starts taking down stall decorations

[crisp sparrow]

sigh
I'm crying bc of your false allegations
That's worse

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/hadeel928-يوسف-العماري-موسى-الخنيزي-gif-1019745061637303674

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-this-gif-12834236

[river lagoon]

continues taking down decorations

[crisp sparrow]

I'm legit crying
How dare you

[river lagoon]

What

I just consoled you like a good human being

[crisp sparrow]

No you bullied me

[river lagoon]

And you handed me a bomb in return

[river lagoon]

I would never

[crisp sparrow]

Yes cuz you made me cry

ughh these onions

[river lagoon]

Ok what can I do to make you stop crying

[crisp sparrow]

Accept that you are a LIAR

[river lagoon]

Ok fineeee
If that makes you happy
-# even though it’s not true
I will do that just for your sake

[crisp sparrow]

Loll I was legit crying so bad.. these onions fr

[crisp sparrow]

You haven't, yet

[river lagoon]

Are you cooking something

[crisp sparrow]

Mhm dinner

[river lagoon]

I accept that I am I liar (im not)
so that bella stops crying from the onions (it won’t stop it)

[river lagoon]

Oh great I was starting to get hungry

What’s for dinner

[crisp sparrow]

Wow were you accepting lying or roasting me 💔

[river lagoon]

Is there a third option

[crisp sparrow]

Won't invite you

[river lagoon]

That’s rude

[river lagoon]

Ok I was accepting lying

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

I would never roast you

Bel are you hungry

[crisp sparrow]

But supposedly, I AM rude🤷🏻‍♀️

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

??
Were you not killing people??
And is it not rude??

[crisp sparrow]

Lentils
Loll lil bragging, but I cook really goooood, sed you can't enjoy it 🫵🏻

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr and naur

[river lagoon]

Eh can’t be good
That’s why you are not sharing

[river lagoon]

See even bel is hungry

[crisp sparrow]

It's good, but you're not, that's why I'm not sharing w you 🫵🏻

[crisp sparrow]

I can share w bel

[river lagoon]

Its ok bella I know you want to save me from that food
I understand

[fiery hatch]

Thats a look of disgust

[river lagoon]

Wow dude bella can’t be cooking that bad

Just appreciate she is inviting you

Be nice

[fiery hatch]

I MEANT A LOOK OF DISGUST BY YOU

[river lagoon]

Nah my expression isn’t like that

For all you and bella have done I still appreciate you

I know it is hard to believe someone would after all that you two did but it’s the truth

starts clearing the back of the stall

[fiery hatch]

......

[river lagoon]

See I was being so nice bella’s rudeness got defeated and she is silent now

[crisp sparrow]

Yess
I don't want you to have a taste of the best foood in this lifetime

[crisp sparrow]

It's ok bel, he's lying, again, like always

[river lagoon]

No you just want me to starve to death

[crisp sparrow]

Just accept that you hate us both atp 🫵🏻

[crisp sparrow]

yess
I maybe cruel but not that much

[fiery hatch]

You hate us you want us dead

[crisp sparrow]

Why would I wait when I can kill you just like that

[river lagoon]

I don’t hate any of you 😇
It would be a waste of my time to hate on people

[crisp sparrow]

Lying 🫵🏻

[river lagoon]

[native furnace]

Stares

[river lagoon]

Nah if that were so apple would say so

[native furnace]

grabs my metal bottle

[river lagoon]

Yall try bobbing while you still have time

[fiery hatch]

Uhuh

[drifting bough]

🍎 The far future is filled with countless victims tormented by you bella. There is still time. Get some help.

[river lagoon]

starts clearing the side of stall

[drifting bough]

🍎 A basilisk stare is less petrifying than your messages featured in #⭐pensieve .

[crisp sparrow]

...

[native furnace]

kicks ur shin

[river lagoon]

Archie calm

[fiery hatch]

....

[river lagoon]

Wtf

[fiery hatch]

LMAOOOO

[crisp sparrow]

LMFAOOO

Deserved

[fiery hatch]

GET HIM

[crisp sparrow]

🫵🏻

[native furnace]

Grrrrrr

[river lagoon]

disapparates

[native furnace]

with my metal bottle

[native furnace]

PIN HIM DOWN

ROB THE STALL

HURRY

HURRY

[fiery hatch]

YESSSS YESSS

[native furnace]

💪

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The #⭐arch-hall will host some drama today . You will pretend you're above it while reading every single message.

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/jayarson-neworleansrapper-robber-bank-skimask-gif-18143841

[native furnace]

I do that everyday wym

[native furnace]

Us fr

[native furnace]

Sh ur supposed to be out cold

[river lagoon]

See this is why I have to close the stall

[river lagoon]

Oh right

[native furnace]

Play dead

[fiery hatch]

There won't be a stall to close when we're done with it

[native furnace]

I just got my xrays back turns put its tissue damage

Sogh

[crisp sparrow]

LOLL

[native furnace]

Sigh

[crisp sparrow]

There's nth to rob tho 💔

[native furnace]

Royal

I took everything

HAHA

[crisp sparrow]

This stall only provides liess

[native furnace]

runs away

[fiery hatch]

Stealing his 2 cents to his name and his fake apples

[native furnace]

with the money

[river lagoon]

It’s enchanted
You can’t do anything

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[crisp sparrow]

IKR

[river lagoon]

I don’t have to play it
@crisp sparrow wants to literally kill me

[crisp sparrow]

You've spoken the truth for once... OMG YESSS

[river lagoon]

*as always

[crisp sparrow]

Naur

[crisp sparrow]

OMG I miss FZ'S EMOOOSSSS

[fiery hatch]

I fr can't stop using them

[river lagoon]

Who is fz emooo

[fiery hatch]

Deez nuts

[river lagoon]

..

[native furnace]

Dang

[crisp sparrow]

💔💔💔... I miss those babiessss

[crisp sparrow]

Real

[river lagoon]

Let me just test something

[crisp sparrow]

WHAT

[fiery hatch]

What does that mean...

[river lagoon]

Stop freaking out

[fiery hatch]

You're sus

[river lagoon]

It’s just a routine test

[fiery hatch]

WTF DOES THAT MEAN THOOO

[river lagoon]

Hmm ok that didn’t work

[fiery hatch]

...

[crisp sparrow]

I swear if I had this power (perms) 💔

[river lagoon]

For good reasons you don’t

[crisp sparrow]

Wtf am I doing

[crisp sparrow]

Shut up 🫵🏻

[river lagoon]

Wasting your life hating on me

[crisp sparrow]

You did this on purpose

[river lagoon]

Did what

[crisp sparrow]

Why would I hate you

Lying again

Defaming me 💔

Not good

[river lagoon]

Ok that worked

[crisp sparrow]

What did you do

peak side eye

[river lagoon]

Try bobbing

[fiery hatch]

..

What have you done

[drifting bough]

🍎 You owe me ₹500 and some mental health bella.

[crisp sparrow]

.

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

Money is not the issue, but what have I ever done to your mental health

..

[river lagoon]

Eroded it

Degraded it

[fiery hatch]

Coward

[river lagoon]

Scooped it away

[fiery hatch]

Weak even

[river lagoon]

Wtf

[fiery hatch]

[crisp sparrow]

LOLL

[river lagoon]

That’s it I’m not talking to you

[crisp sparrow]

LMAOOOO

[fiery hatch]

FINALY

[crisp sparrow]

Ahahaahahahahahahahha

[fiery hatch]

The gods have heard my prayers

[crisp sparrow]

Ty bel.. omg.. that made me lmao

[fiery hatch]

He honestly deserved that

[crisp sparrow]

ZOD..ARE YOU HERE

[crisp sparrow]

Nono don't say that
Poor baby was just doing his job

[fiery hatch]

HAHAHHAA

[fiery hatch]

Oh of course of course

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon hii

[drifting bough]

🍎 A potato 🥔 will change your life @dark basin but not in the way you think!

[crisp sparrow]

Loll ik you're here zod

[fiery hatch]

@river lagoon hi pookie

Talk to us

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon WE'RE YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS

You can't do this to us

@fiery hatch ,
@river lagoon is throwing tantrums, what to do

[river lagoon]

starts clearing the rest of the stall

[fiery hatch]

Ugh you're so

Ugh

@river lagoon HELLO?? SERVICE MAN?

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon you need help?

Destroying the stall

I mean, clearing the stall

[fiery hatch]

Common spelling error

[crisp sparrow]

Yea

[fiery hatch]

@river lagoon

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon

[crisp sparrow]

Real 💔

What did we do wrong bel??

[fiery hatch]

..

We done nothing!!!

Innocent

@river lagoon

[crisp sparrow]

IKR 💔

@river lagoon OMG are you an orange cat? 🐈

Such a temper

@fiery hatch make this car reappear

Loll what

[fiery hatch]

..

Wrong picture I didnt

Even

Notice

[crisp sparrow]

Lmao

Ig zod really hates us now 💔

[river lagoon]

starts removing apples from the cauldron

[crisp sparrow]

GEEZ..the orange cat reappeared

[drifting bough]

🍎 Happiness doesn't come from money @dark basin. It comes from a lot of money 💰. Go steal some from Gringotts!

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your creativity will sparkle ✨ brighter than a freshly polished Golden Snitch.

[unique echo]

Yay, finally something positive today

[drifting bough]

🍎 “Wish you were here!” 🥰
-# (This is a postcard for you from Azkaban)

🍎 Your Boggart is an 'On This Day' photo memory from ten years ago.

🍎 A Niffler is less attracted to shiny things than you are to terrible life decisions.

[native furnace]

:D

I know

😔

[drifting bough]

🍎 You owe me ₹500 and some mental health bella.

[crisp sparrow]

..again

[mental sable]

lmaoo

[mental sable]

[mental sable]

oi shush

no sleep

[mental sable]

nah i was in the middle of my class

[drifting bough]

🍎 you don’t have to be faster than a bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running

[shadow aspen]

Words of wisdom right there

Let’s see if i can use it to qualify nsep

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Cloak of Invisibility can't hide you from your responsibilities.

[fiery hatch]

Oh the 6 am class?

[mental sable]

No that's js on fridays but it got postponed to sunday
normally im home schooled from 8 to 2

but i have that one class from 6 to 8

crazy

the second highest amount of msgs is 455

[river lagoon]

and finally

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345467778454261761/1437105770909929562/1S1q5o7.png?ex=69135a0b&is=6912088b&hm=88d44ad5dece19bf623332e83dd5296fb0055f3bedde4f78bc3256be3674f78c&

[crisp sparrow]

@river lagoon WOW
NOW YOU CAN'T SAY THIS STALL WAS AGAINST YOUR WILL

[river lagoon]

I never said that and I never will

[crisp sparrow]

Ik ik.. but I'm gonna take my revenge this time

[crisp sparrow]

For this

[river lagoon]

thieves and wreckers will always be thrown out

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-im-watching-you-gif-16773151899168519026

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t make mistakes, you make plots

[slow patrol]

PURR

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will send a message, immediately regret it, and pretend you’re fine

[fiery hatch]

Nuhuh

[river lagoon]

slayy maura

[river lagoon]

that does sound like you

[lapis flower]

hello great seer

[fiery hatch]

when have I ever done that

[river lagoon]

greetings my lady

[lapis flower]

how will my fortunes fare on me

[river lagoon]

pick an apple and see thyself

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[frigid solstice]

A mysterious what

Just a mysterious

[river lagoon]

a mysterious

WILL

his name is will

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation! \n-# Results may vary

[limber void]

MY FAV SPELL

[river lagoon]

goody your result will be +ve

I believe in you

[frigid solstice]

@vapid torrent get a fortune

[crisp sparrow]

Shut up hahahaha

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of suspicious diaries. 📙 Especially if they start writing back.

[crisp sparrow]

Ohh yea suree

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts—unless your instincts say ‘befriend the bear.’

[crisp sparrow]

Lol

[river lagoon]

Discord is a diary that writes back

[lapis flower]

i trust my instincts implicitly

HAHAHA

[lapis flower]

frfr

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

Maybe it will be a friendly bear

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos protects you because stupidity consistently chooses someone else first

[river lagoon]

that can't be more true

[crisp sparrow]

LOLL

REAL

[lapis flower]

like you

fr

[river lagoon]

🐻

[dark basin]

OMG YESSSSS

[vapid torrent]

That's kind of a nice prophecy if you think about it

[drifting bough]

🍎 Wisdom has been chasing you, but you’ve always been faster

[crisp sparrow]

Ahahhaha

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-14535559521008289405

[river lagoon]

jade

[vapid torrent]

Others' stupidity results in chaos that keeps me safe. I like it

[river lagoon]

you can do better

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/die-die-die-did-you-die-stab-knife-gif-1836102817065614305

[river lagoon]

you are the one who starts the chaos

[river lagoon]

put the knife away sweet little girl

you will hurt yourself

[dark basin]

that was for you

[river lagoon]

how nice of you for that gift

ty ty much obliged

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-little-girl-annoyed-cute-gif-13212490

[hidden thicket]

BOB IS BACKK

i knew it

[dark basin]

yes ofc

bob had to be back

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware: a Slytherin will give you a compliment that sounds like an insult

[hidden thicket]

jade is that u

[river lagoon]

that be jade yes

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-funny-gif-15847690455777189602

[hidden thicket]

hmm sneks

nothing less expected from them

[river lagoon]

come on jade

do a bob

[dark basin]

11 mins

[river lagoon]

let's see what the future holds for you

oh you're on cooldown

[hidden thicket]

hmm...

[dark basin]

bob cool down

[river lagoon]

🕰️

[hidden thicket]

lolll

[river lagoon]

the future needs time to form itself

[hidden thicket]

yeahh

[dark basin]

you do one

[river lagoon]

I don't pick out apples

I put them in

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/really-gif-10492830

[hidden thicket]

bro u r pakhandi

[river lagoon]

stay away from my apples then bro

[hidden thicket]

I'll take your all apples

so u can't make people fool

/.bob

😸

[river lagoon]

ok you're a thief too

fortunately they are charmed to never run out

take as many as you want

[hidden thicket]

ohh..so u r bangali baba too

wowww

[river lagoon]

whatever that is

[hidden thicket]

means the person who does black magic

-# 😸

[river lagoon]

unlimited apples is not dark magic

[dark basin]

2 mins

[river lagoon]

start reading and you'll know stuff

[drifting bough]

🍎 HELP! I’m being held prisoner in Zod’s basement 😭

[crisp sparrow]

OMG @river lagoon I KNEW IT

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/لييوو-gif-16809754927858649993

[hidden thicket]

lolll

[crisp sparrow]

And you dare say you are a good creature

[hidden thicket]

taste of your own medicine...😸

[river lagoon]

at least I'm keeping apples and not actual people there

unlike some people

[crisp sparrow]

I doubt that

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[crisp sparrow]

[dark basin]

[hidden thicket]

19 min

mine

[river lagoon]

wtheck I just fixed that

[dark basin]

smh smh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your comfort zone called. It said you’re overstaying your welcome.

[vapid torrent]

Aww

[native bridge]

HELL YEAHH

[river lagoon]

yesil

move

[native bridge]

I think I need to go out more

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Slytherin is thinking about you right now; they’re deciding whether to flirt or manipulate.

[hidden thicket]

ohh i wanna be manipulated

or flirted

[river lagoon]

ofc

[hidden thicket]

why always some one from Slytherin

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright! But mostly from all the bridges you’re about to burn. 🔥

[river lagoon]

you keep blaming them

[crisp sparrow]

helll yeahhhh

[river lagoon]

we got an arsonist here

[hidden thicket]

ahh yess

[valid patrol]

Help

It say that the application isn’t responding

[river lagoon]

try now

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re doing your best. The Mandrake Team is proud of you

🍎 You deserve a treat from the Honeydukes trolley today.

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spirit guide is exhausted.

[river lagoon]

Im sure it’s trying it’s best

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: you’re not at rock bottom yet. Bad news: this cider fortune is, in fact, a progress report.

[river lagoon]

[hidden thicket]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are the reason warning labels exist on shampoo bottles

🍎 Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation!
-# Results may vary

[river lagoon]

Lmao

Please be careful with shampoo

Makes the eyes hurt

[reef tangle]

I ate sjamepeoo once

[river lagoon]

Anyways

On the bright side we have warning labels now

Including the one that says it’s not edible

[reef tangle]

It taztws good uou sjould try

[river lagoon]

No

[drifting bough]

🍎 The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. 🙄

[native bridge]

Oohh

[river lagoon]

Yesil

Please come back to the ground

[native bridge]

I meannn hehehe I do want them to be a bit..weird ehehhe

[native bridge]

Nooooaaaaammmmssaabsbsejdb

[river lagoon]

There is grass

[native bridge]

I love it here!! I love your apples!!

[river lagoon]

Nice to hear that yesil

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright, but mostly because of screen time.

[rotund narwhal]

pfft

[river lagoon]

Take some breaks emie

[rotund narwhal]

no

[river lagoon]

What if I say please

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your phone will autocorrect something embarrassing soon. You won’t notice until after you send it

[stone anchor]

Oh no

[river lagoon]

Geetha

Turn it off

[rotund narwhal]

eh

[river lagoon]

Oh alright

[hidden thicket]

lolll

[drifting bough]

🍎 One day you'll look back and laugh… like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him.

[hidden thicket]

bruhhh........ u and middy 😒both always roast me

say something nice ✨😸

[river lagoon]

Try doing something nice some day

It will come back to you

[vapid torrent]

cute

[hidden thicket]

...😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are chaotic, not mysterious. Stop romanticizing it

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/really-gif-10492830

[river lagoon]

Chaotic good

Right??

Right???

[hidden thicket]

lolll atp bob knows everything about us

[dark basin]

YES

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally be able to use the patronus charm successfully but your patronus will appear, see your responsibilities and nope out very quickly.

[shadow aspen]

Expecto patronum

[river lagoon]

Tough times I guess

[shadow aspen]

It’s a scam where’s my dragon

Went Too quick to notice i guess

[river lagoon]

Too fast

Too furious

[drifting bough]

🍎 You owe the moon $10 💸

[river lagoon]

Hand it over

🫴

[reef tangle]

Iembroke unc💔🥺

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like Neville, your true potential is just waiting to bloom.

[hidden thicket]

yeahhh

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

Any time now

[hidden thicket]

😒
just wait 4 months

[river lagoon]

Exams getting over I guess

[hidden thicket]

lolll

yeeahhhhhh

😸

[drifting bough]

🍎 Fate has marked you for greatness, but so far it's the same kind of greatness that got Sirius stuck in Azkaban.

[crisp sparrow]

well guess what
i jail breaked that shii and even killed sirius black

whom are you kidding bot

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/azkaban-do-not-want-lost-in-adaptation-the-dom-the-dom-gifs-gif-10693135

hmm azkaban = wban

[dark basin]

[crisp sparrow]

Do you wanna experience that anyhow?

[hidden thicket]

zod help

please

[crisp sparrow]

No

[hidden thicket]

well i didn't do anything wrong

both aunt and niece

[river lagoon]

Let me fact check that

[crisp sparrow]

Really?

Are you suuure?

[hidden thicket]

Who knows

[crisp sparrow]

Me

I know

[hidden thicket]

how

[crisp sparrow]

Well smh

[hidden thicket]

proof?

[river lagoon]

Ok what is this

#⭐house-cup message

[crisp sparrow]

I don't need to give you one

[crisp sparrow]

Zod is such a help there

[hidden thicket]

#⭐house-cup message

[crisp sparrow]

C'mon

You're telling me 10 > 100

Well you've caused much damage than this one

[hidden thicket]

okayy let bob decide

[hidden thicket]

nahhh... actually I have earned points

[river lagoon]

Even the reason is somewhat sarcastic

[hidden thicket]

from stall and things

[hidden thicket]

but still I got point😸

[crisp sparrow]

No

[river lagoon]

After losing a 100

[drifting bough]

🍎 The vibes are off because you keep ignoring red flags brighter than a Gryffindor scarf. 🧣

[hidden thicket]

I'm damn sure bob gonna say something good about me

[dark basin]

OMYGOD

[river lagoon]

Jade look at the flags

[dark basin]

i...

[hidden thicket]

[river lagoon]

Look at them

[dark basin]

💔

[crisp sparrow]

Exactly

Zod is a pervert the biggest red flag

And you thought of having a deal with him

SED

[dark basin]

omygod

[hidden thicket]

wth

[dark basin]

best best advice

best

[crisp sparrow]

IKR

[river lagoon]

[dark basin]

no red flags ❌

[hidden thicket]

[river lagoon]

Ima red apple not a red flag

[crisp sparrow]

You're both

[dark basin]

no gryffindors ❌

[crisp sparrow]

Loll

[hidden thicket]

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

Spoken like a true slyth I guess

[crisp sparrow]

Only Green flags and green apples smh 🤣🤣🤣

OMG THIS IS SO REAL

[hidden thicket]

really saying that in front of me...
-# sistaa plizuu

-# noo

[crisp sparrow]

Brotha ughhhh

[river lagoon]

What you staring??
You sent the grff flag instead of a red flag

[dark basin]

GREEN FLAGS ✅

[dark basin]

see dats the reason

[crisp sparrow]

GREEN APPLES ✅

[hidden thicket]

lol

[crisp sparrow]

At last

[hidden thicket]

[dark basin]

SLYTHERINS ✅

[river lagoon]

🙄

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-barely-breathe-smoky-too-much-smoke-cant-breathe-coughing-gif-19052407

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Apparition license will arrive - the same day you inherit a perfectly good flying car. 🚙

[stone anchor]

That's never

[river lagoon]

Welp

Talk about bad luck

[stone anchor]

Yup

[crisp sparrow]

Yes red flags don't deserve to 💀

Loll no.. I didn't mean to

Okay

Enough Bella

[river lagoon]

Geetha can I borrow your car

Thanks

[stone anchor]

Sure

[dark basin]

shooo no red allowed

[dark basin]

NO

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/red-flag-2020olympics-foul-fouled-stop-gif-22950708

[stone anchor]

I gotta get back to doing my college work now

[river lagoon]

See geetha is so nice

Bye geetha

[crisp sparrow]

Geetha

[stone anchor]

Oh no, it doesn't have an engine, and the engine costs so much you may as well buy another car

[crisp sparrow]

Choose one
Zod or slytherins

[crisp sparrow]

Lmaooo

[river lagoon]

Geetha is a nice slytherin

[crisp sparrow]

Indeed

[stone anchor]

Indeed I am

[crisp sparrow]

Cuz we are APPARENTLY a green flag community

[river lagoon]

She saved me from having to deal with a car with no engine

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expecto Patronum won’t work on your problems if you keep inviting them back for tea. 🍵

[native bridge]

I JUST LOVE TEA SIEHBSVS

[river lagoon]

Yesil you can be nice but not to your problems

[native bridge]

They go away whenever I do!! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠) well, for a bit!

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos follows you like a confused intern

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos protects you because stupidity consistently chooses someone else first

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today's weather: Partly cloudy ☁️ with a chance of dementors!

🍎 Your next apple will either be crunchy or soggy...

[river lagoon]

So much chaos

[drifting bough]

🍎

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/admiring-wow-checking-out-wlw-lesbian-gif-27399363

[river lagoon]

I agree

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Relax, things could be worse… and they probably will be, but at least you’ll be used to it. 🙂

[hidden thicket]

.... 💔

https://tenor.com/view/vagabond-gif-17810935160630633063

[drifting bough]

🍎 The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. 🙄

[native furnace]

ITRS BACK

ITS BACK

[grizzled fiber]

wait waht

it's back

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will gain the power you've always wanted ||along with the curse that comes with it.||

[river lagoon]

But hey new power right?

[grizzled fiber]

but a curse right

[river lagoon]

Right

[native furnace]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[native furnace]

i have a group project shooting tmrw

i cursed all the memebrs for using me like a fucking doormat

probabli will commit murder but who knows

[mental sable]

Omg this is back

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are chaotic, not mysterious. Stop romanticizing it

[mental sable]

..

Shut up

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have ‘I can fix him energy’. You cannot

[dark basin]

...

[drifting bough]

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[uneven wind]

i am that though

the way this genuinely made me panic that i didnt return something to the library today 💀

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spirit guide is exhausted.

🍎 You are improving. Very slowly. Like a cursed plant

🍎 You’re one energy drink away from unlocking ancient powers

[hidden thicket]

zod,, see this

[river lagoon]

I am seeing this

[mental sable]

Lurker

[river lagoon]

I hear monster is the hype these days

[shadow aspen]

Let’s start drinking then

[mental sable]

Monster is the best

Who needs water when u hv monster

[river lagoon]

Human beings who want to stay healthy?

[mental sable]

What are those creatures

[river lagoon]

Something you will be

Some day

[drifting bough]

🍎 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[crisp sparrow]

very informational stuff

[river lagoon]

Dude what is this

[shadow aspen]

Monster lore

[river lagoon]

Are you sure it's not something more than that

[shadow aspen]

Well might be secret footage

Evidence of witchcraft

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright. You? Not so much. Get some sleep

[river lagoon]

Sleep is good for you

[reef tangle]

HOW DID YEOU KNOW I HAVENT SLEPT IN A MONTH

Woah tis is unrral

[reef tangle]

Sleepsborrinn

[shadow aspen]

How are you alive

[reef tangle]

😭 i slept liek 2 hrs

[mental sable]

Sick

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon meet someone who insists ‘they’re different’. They aren’t.

[elfin birch]

ha ha story of my life

[river lagoon]

Beware beware

[elfin birch]

woah

beware of what

👀

[river lagoon]

The not so different different person

[elfin birch]

i'll keep an eye out don't you worry

[storm brook]

Hello, just a heads up that I've deleted your post as it included a KKK reference (in case you weren't aware) and hence would be counted as unacceptable post, kindly be more mindful with meme posts and hydraté, thanks

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone is thinking of you with the warmth and comfort of a Weasley sweater.

[storm brook]

No ty

[river lagoon]

Could be your closest family member

[shadow aspen]

Somebody in phods server showed us this but everyone thought it was cool. So i decided to give it here as related to monster

Sorry for not checking

[storm brook]

No worries now you know!

[storm brook]

Oh

Okok fine

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[dark basin]

OMG

that's...

[river lagoon]

Wholesome?

[dark basin]

[hidden thicket]

AS I ALWAYS TELL YOU.
.
.
U R A KIND PERSON BEHAN.😸
BUT U ALWAYS TRY TO ACT TUFF..😸

[river lagoon]

There is kindness in everyone

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-ramsay-bolton-go-t-iwan-rheon-gif-5915522

[river lagoon]

The difference is how much each person uses it

[hidden thicket]

yeahhh...true ✨

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation!
-# Results may vary

[river lagoon]

I believe in you thea

[warped sphinx]

i need some motivation desperately

[warped sphinx]

thanks zod ✨

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find something you thought you lost. Spoiler: it was in the obvious place

[river lagoon]

It happens geetha

We look everywhere but there

[stone anchor]

I hope its my fluffy socks cause I've been freezing my toes to death

[river lagoon]

Go have a look!

[stone anchor]

I'm on the bus but when I'm home and I've eaten my dinner I will

[river lagoon]

Good luck

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are improving. Very slowly. Like a cursed plant

[crisp sparrow]

i see

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next bold idea will look a bit Slytherin, sound a bit Ravenclaw, and feel very Gryffindor, and that’s your magic. ✨

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-down-feeling-sad-hug-console-hug-feel-better-gif-26099848

finally

[river lagoon]

I am skeptical

But go ahead with your plan

Good luck

[hidden thicket]

hmmm..my next Idea is..
.

hmmm

redeem 3 day nitro

😸

[river lagoon]

Doesn't sound too disastrous

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Howler from someone on this server says: hydrate or face consequences. 💧
-# It’s Jen

[mental sable]

..

😒

[river lagoon]

Mely

Go take a sip

[mental sable]

Of monster? OKII

[river lagoon]

WATER

[mental sable]

Whatt say that again

I didn't hear u

[river lagoon]

Do you want me to ping jen

[mental sable]

No no

I'll drink this liquid

Called water

[river lagoon]

Thank you

[dark basin]

EH NAH

am far from being kind

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will trip over absolutely nothing within the next 48 hours. It will be witnessed

🍎 You will find something you thought you lost. Spoiler: it was in the obvious place

[river lagoon]

Jadey

[dark basin]

zodey

[river lagoon]

Wow

What did you lose

[hidden thicket]

-# brain sisttaaaa...

/jk😸

[river lagoon]

Dude your fortunes have not been very positive

[dark basin]

i do not remember

[river lagoon]

Don't give jade excuses

[river lagoon]

Welp can't look for what you don't know

[dark basin]

bleh

[hidden thicket]

[dark basin]

dw i keep losing stuff, like i forget where i keep things and make a ruckus

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

[stone anchor]

Huh

[river lagoon]

That's what fate also said

[stone anchor]

Nooooooo

I'm gonna steal your cars wheels

Then you can work tirelessly to get them back

[river lagoon]

Lmfao

The pun

But that was your car

[stone anchor]

I don't need it cause I have my apparition license :p

[river lagoon]

But why would you steal your own car's wheels

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are about to master a skill you once called “impossible,” proving yourself wrong in the most satisfying way.

[crisp sparrow]

NYC

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-matthew-perry-chandler-bing-new-york-is-awesome-nyc-gif-15928671

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[mental sable]

🙄

Well tell the owl that I hv no money

[river lagoon]

Sigh

Owl service gonna go bankrupt like this

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[fiery hatch]

Oh emg that's so me

[river lagoon]

Very much

Apples don’t lie

[crisp sparrow]

BEL

Should we remove zod smh??

[river lagoon]

Bel has chosen to be a good person

And not be involved in malice

[crisp sparrow]

He's the evidence of us not succeeding in making him fit into the cauldron

[crisp sparrow]

Shooo

You liar

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon master a spell that finds lost things, starting with your motivation and that missing sock. 🧦

🍎 Dobby is free. But you will be a slave to the corporate world forever.

[crisp sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1192442882511097976.webp?size=96&animated=true

[crisp sparrow]

LMAOOO

[river lagoon]

I know you will make it jade

I believe in you

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dobby is free. But you will be a slave to the corporate world forever.

[river lagoon]

Awh shit you too

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don't need a wand to create magic in someone's life right now.​

[midnight siren]

aww

[river lagoon]

Do it

[midnight siren]

bet gonna go compliment someone rq

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are trying your best. The universe is… observing politely

[river lagoon]

So were the prefects

[proper cypress]

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spirit guide is exhausted.

🍎 People talk behind your back because it’s safer than saying it to your face.

[hidden thicket]

they fear me

[river lagoon]

Or

It’s disease prevention

[dark basin]

eh

[river lagoon]

Or smell prevention

[storm brook]

Good

[hidden thicket]

still talking behind my back 😒

[river lagoon]

Just turn around bro

[crisp sparrow]

And you'll find us talking bad ab zod too

[hidden thicket]

loll

[proper cypress]

[hidden thicket]

only u*😸

[crisp sparrow]

Who said I included you in us

EWWW SHOOO

[crisp sparrow]

Zoiiii

[proper cypress]

Bella

[hidden thicket]

-# ahh ain't getting my gif 😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t make mistakes, you make plots

[dark basin]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hidden thicket]

plote holes*

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon you’ll realize the red flag is you!

[native furnace]

I am indeef

Thats why u STAY AWAY FROM ARCHIE!

[dark basin]

cardan*

[hidden thicket]

red flag...hmmm
welcome in the Gryffindor

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re about to witness nonsense in https://discord.com/channels/524552788932558848/825789253442338816. Pretend it’s normal