The Apple Augury 🍎

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 you will fall over your shoelaces @mental sable

[mental sable]

im never wearing shoes with laces again

[stone anchor]

I'll tie them for you (do you get the reference)

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-movie-blush-gif-17553823346583229377

[stone anchor]

You're Harry and I'm ginny 😁

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-chad-filter-chad-filter-harry-gif-16475138920854619150

[stone anchor]

I'm no longer tying your shoelaces

[mental sable]

..

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-smoke-swing-desert-gif-8825690177391158305

[drifting bough]

🍎 The people in #⭐charms have been complaining about @native bridge stalking them.

[native bridge]

Again

[drifting bough]

🍎 The spatula you've been searching for is currently on vacation @mental sable enjoying a better life.

[mental sable]

...

bring it back then

gosh

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you try to fly on a broom , gravity will win.

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Poltergeists will @ everyone when it's 3 AM for you. Sleep is temporary, community engagement is eternal.

[hexed solstice]

IT'S LITERALLY 3 AM FOR ME RN

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future holds great promise @mental sable, though the Dementors disagree about the timeline.

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 @undone spruce you will meet a tall stranger made entirely of soup 🥣.

[stone anchor]

Yum

[drifting bough]

🍎 @stone anchor your vibes are immaculate but deeply concerning

[stone anchor]

Is that a compliment or an insult I'm very confused

😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 @reef tangle you should turn yourself in while you have the chance. The cops 👮 will eventually find out.

[reef tangle]

Dmenetors wnated psotrs NWO THSI😭✌️

[drifting bough]

🍎 A great opportunity awaits, assuming you survive the Triwizard Tournament you didn’t sign up for @hexed solstice

[hexed solstice]

...

[drifting bough]

🍎 The moon owes you $5 @native bridge.

[native bridge]

Ah okay

[drifting bough]

🍎 @fiery hatch you will receive a gentle kiss very soon. It will be from a tall, dark and shadowy figure.

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 One of your messages today will be posted in #⭐pensieve without context. Choose your next words like your reputation depends on it; because it does.

[mental sable]

...

wow

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your talents will shine brighter than a perfectly cast Patronus on a sunny day 🌞 .

[stone anchor]

Oh thank you 😍

[drifting bough]

🍎 @dark basin you will win a minor lottery, the prize being a lifetime supply of slightly bruised bananas 🍌!

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Dementor lurks near your mood. It leaves hungry when you serve only sarcasm.

[fiery hatch]

...

Why am I only getting demetors now

You trynna say sum about me, clanker?

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe approves of your weird little dance @undone spruce 💃.

[undone spruce]

Yippeee

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Sorting Hat says you belong in the basement.

[rotund narwhal]

screw you sorting hat ._.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your positive energy will be spreading faster than Weasley's Wizard Wheezes products.

[crisp sparrow]

Okay thank you

[fiery hatch]

That was the nicest thing this clanker has ever said

[crisp sparrow]

Ahhh yes

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your bank vault at Gringotts is guarded by a dragon 🐲 . It's overkill for five galleons.

[native bridge]

[crisp sparrow]

IKR

I'm just amazing like that

[drifting bough]

🍎 A very attractive stranger will compliment you on your ability to correctly identify various types of toast!

[hexed solstice]

[fiery hatch]

Wow you're so good at identifying various types of toast!

[hexed solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spell will backfire and you will be stuck with the personality you tried to change.

[frigid solstice]

Oh…

@vapid torrent bad news

[vapid torrent]

....

Nooook

[frigid solstice]

;(

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Animagus form is a house cat that complains when its food bowl is half-empty.

[vapid torrent]

MOCHI

I'M MOCHI

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your messages that were put into #⭐pensieve will stay there long enough that one day your grandchildren will find and read them.

[crisp sparrow]

@vapid torrent you gotta keep this server active till then

[river lagoon]

🧓

[crisp sparrow]

That's not me

[vapid torrent]

😮

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

Whatever you say grandma

[crisp sparrow]

Shushh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Hydrate @coarse lava!

[coarse lava]

Whatttt

Im thirsty btw

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe approves of your weird little dance @neat sequoia 💃.

🍎 The next person @crisp sparrow meets will have a pumpkin 🎃 for a head!

[crisp sparrow]

AHAHAHA

[drifting bough]

🍎 You think you're a Gryffindor, but your browser history screams Slytherin.

[fiery hatch]

ITS THE OPPOSITE STUPID ROBOT

[river lagoon]

No it isn’t

[fiery hatch]

Yes it ISSSS

I'm losing it

[crisp sparrow]

AHAHHAA

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Department of Mysteries has fewer unsolved questions than your last relationship.

[shadow aspen]

Oh boy that’s so accurate

I just got brother zoned yesterday

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your House Common Room is judging your activity level. Lurking does not count as house participation, coward.

🍎 A heated debate will erupt in the #⭐arch-hall. You will type a reply, delete it, retype it, and delete it again. This is growth.

[native furnace]

i dont debate tho

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of ducks 🦆 named Gary @native bridge!

[native bridge]

No more duck feedings

again

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you, @crisp sparrow, decide to borrow money make sure you ask a pessimist. They don't expect you to pay it back

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mooncalves created beautiful server art. You will use it as a meme template. They will see it. They will remember.

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your courage will be tested by fire, probably a Hungarian Horntail.

[shadow aspen]

Feed goose instead

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally defeat your nemesis - your own procrastination!

🍎 The moon owes you $5 @crisp sparrow.

[crisp sparrow]

the debt is still not cleared yet

💔

[river lagoon]

There is no debt

I don't owe you anything

[crisp sparrow]

YOU DOOO

when are you paying me back my 5$

[river lagoon]

Dead people owe nothing

[crisp sparrow]

🔪🔪🔪🔪

[crisp sparrow]

they do

[river lagoon]

Im already dead
You can't kill me twice

[crisp sparrow]

youre a live dead example

[river lagoon]

Nuh uh

[crisp sparrow]

you

[river lagoon]

[river lagoon]

...don't owe me anything

There I finished it for ya

No need to thank me

It was a selfless job

[crisp sparrow]

[crisp sparrow]

you liead AGAINN

[river lagoon]

I take offence to these preposterous allegations

[crisp sparrow]

these are not just mere allegations

this is THE ULTIMATE TRUTH

[river lagoon]

There is no evidence

Innocent until proven guilty

[crisp sparrow]

i give the final verdict

i dont need evidences

[river lagoon]

I demand a fair trial

[crisp sparrow]

and you, ARE A LIAR

🫵

[crisp sparrow]

demand denied

[river lagoon]

That finger is pointing towards you

[crisp sparrow]

no you

[river lagoon]

Nou

[crisp sparrow]

nou

[drifting bough]

🍎 Very soon @waxen blade someone, from the bottom of their heart, will express their true feelings for you. There will be swearing, a lot of swearing!

[waxen blade]

I look forward to it

[river lagoon]

[waxen blade]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will bravely enter the Triwizard Tournament and heroically perish to a garden gnome wielding a spoon.

[native bridge]

Very true

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Time-Turner can't fix the mistakes you're about to make this weekend.

[crisp sparrow]

REAL

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl, the reigning king, and the Professors see everything. Including that message you immediately deleted. Especially that one 🫣 .

[native bridge]

NAH

[drifting bough]

🍎 @dark basin your vibes are immaculate but deeply concerning

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A basilisk stare is less petrifying than your messages featured in #⭐pensieve .

[reef tangle]

Ino javw aney?😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts, especially if they’re screaming “don’t open the Chamber of Secrets.”

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A heated debate will erupt in the #⭐arch-hall. You will type a reply, delete it, retype it, and delete it again. This is growth.

[dark basin]

...

bruh

[drifting bough]

🍎 @crisp sparrow you will meet a tall stranger made entirely of soup 🥣.

[crisp sparrow]

Ohhh wow, I'm hungry also, it would be great

[river lagoon]

Stop eating people

[crisp sparrow]

NAURRRRR..

[river lagoon]

We do not endorse cannibalism in this kingdom

[crisp sparrow]

WE DO IN MY QWEENDOM AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME... AND MY NEXT MEAL, IS YOU 🫵🏻

[drifting bough]

🍎 A new nemesis will emerge @dark basin and their sole grievance will be the way you pronounce the word 'quesadilla'

[dark basin]

omg

where are you nemesis

[river lagoon]

He is hiding

Behind the quesadilla

[river lagoon]

A royalty such as yourself does not deserve a non gourmet meal like me

[dark basin]

c'mere nemesis don't hide

i'll pronounce quesadilla

mexican nemesis

[crisp sparrow]

I'll bare with it, dw

[drifting bough]

🍎 Felix Felicis smiles on you @coarse lava; everyone else is nervous.

[coarse lava]

Aww thanks

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next “deez nuts” will strike from Headmaster Howl like a killing curse with a laugh track.

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cue-laugh-track-late-night-with-seth-meyers-laugh-funny-haha-gif-20020432

[dark basin]

xod you made this bot?

[river lagoon]

Not me

Jessica did

[dark basin]

wow

[river lagoon]

I added most of the predictions

[dark basin]

wow

[river lagoon]

Still adding more

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will be as misunderstood as Severus Snape, but with significantly less dramatic hair.

[river lagoon]

I still like your hair @rotund narwhal

[rotund narwhal]

it's terrible i know

[river lagoon]

No no it’s plenty smooth and silky and the color is good 😊

Almost makes me want to cut it and keep for myself

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge you will become friends with a deadly bird 🪿!

[native bridge]

GARY

The duck

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your wand’s core is a depressed phoenix’s feather. 🪶

[dark basin]

oh?

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next Patronus will be a Dementor.

[river lagoon]

Imagine a dementor vs dementor

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you try to fly on a broom , gravity will win.

[river lagoon]

Get an insurance bro

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is as clear as one of Professor Trelawney's predictions. Good luck with that @crisp sparrow 😉 .

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

You're enjoying all of us crashing out huhh

[river lagoon]

Noooo

Ofc not

[dark basin]

aunty bella

[river lagoon]

I care for all of you dearly

[dark basin]

you got the best ones

and we are getting cooked

and where is my mexican nemesis?

[river lagoon]

Deported to mexico

[dark basin]

sighs

[crisp sparrow]

LMFAOO

Ngl I got some of the best ones

[drifting bough]

🍎 The fortune you seek is in another apple

🍎 You will be as misunderstood as Severus Snape, but with significantly less dramatic hair.

🍎 @hexed solstice you will become friends with a deadly bird 🪿!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your will find the Marauder's Map @mental sable. But it will only show people you are actively avoiding.

[mental sable]

where did mine go

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your socks 🧦 will match perfectly for exactly one day next month @stone anchor. Cherish it!

[stone anchor]

Are my socks not matching right now what

[mental sable]

who knows

[stone anchor]

All my socks are blue so honestly if they aren't the pair I would never know

Life hacks guys

[mental sable]

LOL

mine are black

but i do have a pair of pink fuzzy socks for some ever reason

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts, especially if they’re screaming “don’t open the Chamber of Secrets.”

[hexed solstice]

omg?

the bot didnt ping me

zod, check this out

[mental sable]

it doesn't sometimes ping u

[drifting bough]

🍎 @crisp sparrow you will trip over destiny, but pretend you meant to.

[crisp sparrow]

i seee

[river lagoon]

It doesn’t always as mely said

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Niffler is less attracted to shiny things than you are to terrible life decisions.

[river lagoon]

Merlin

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl will “test a thing,” and for several minutes the server becomes Schrödinger’s Hogwarts - both deleted and not.

[stone anchor]

Oh

[crisp sparrow]

whaa

[stone anchor]

What prophecy have I created

[crisp sparrow]

okk geetha

wow

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next great adventure will be finding a parking spot at the mall.

[dark basin]

nuh uh no mall visits

[uneven wind]

bob

[drifting bough]

🍎 @uneven wind your cousin is in on it

[uneven wind]

[river lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374209618261573632/1256993096600780974/image0.gif

[dark basin]

on what?

[drifting bough]

🍎 The spatula you've been searching for is currently on vacation @dark basin enjoying a better life.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Joy is found in simple pleasures: buttered toast with jam and absolutely zero Howlers at breakfast.

[native bridge]

NICE

[drifting bough]

🍎 @storm brook you will continue being watched

[storm brook]

That's my line?????

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your will find the Marauder's Map @shadow aspen. But it will only show people you are actively avoiding.

🍎 @crisp sparrow use a mouthwash today

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

Here.. 🪥

Keep it

[drifting bough]

🍎 @dark basin you will trip over destiny, but pretend you meant to.

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will come up with a creative idea 💡and send your application to start your own stall here.

[native bridge]

Oh?

[river lagoon]

Do it!

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will come up with a creative idea 💡and send your application to start your own stall here.

[waxen blade]

I just did it tho...

[river lagoon]

The prophecy is true!

[waxen blade]

In this case, it's just a statement. It just said something I did in the past so...?

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Ravenclaw will correct your grammar; a Slytherin will correct your life choices

[fiery hatch]

@river lagoon your prophecy apples are a scam!!!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Moaning Myrtle haunts a bathroom. You haunt the #⭐arch-hall .

[smoky grove]

[waxen blade]

Better don't believe in prophecy
||By correcting your life choice, I'm proving the prophecy lol ||

[river lagoon]

Why

[fiery hatch]

I suspect a charlatan is in our midst

[fiery hatch]

They didn't come true!!?

[river lagoon]

The future is still happening bella

[drifting bough]

🍎 The server will experience an outage. It will be during the exact moment you had something important to say. Someone planned this, but who? 👀

[river lagoon]

👀

[fading quiver]

“probably Malfoy. Its usually Malfoy.”
-said harry

[fiery hatch]

Isn't the server always fighting about something

[crisp sparrow]

No thank you, I've one

[river lagoon]

Use it then
Preferably daily

[crisp sparrow]

Shooooo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mooncalves created beautiful server art. You will use it as a meme template. They will see it. They will remember.

[crisp sparrow]

Ohhh wow

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-stop-here-hold-this-stupid-gif-4893283

[river lagoon]

On behalf of the moonclaves

[crisp sparrow]

You're such a bad person

Noooo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The witch 🧙‍♀️ next door knows your Starbucks order ☕ @native bridge.

[crisp sparrow]

@vocal lintel here

/bob

[crisp sparrow]

Yess im that witch

[native bridge]

You are a powerful witch then

[crisp sparrow]

YESSSS

[river lagoon]

You can’t even hold something for me
My hands were in pain from the weight
And im the bad person 😒

[crisp sparrow]

[crisp sparrow]

Wow how beautifully you put the blame on me

😒

[river lagoon]

Thanks

[crisp sparrow]

Get out

You still owe me 5$

[river lagoon]

Nuh uh

This is my stall

[vocal lintel]

hm

[river lagoon]

And you owe me $10

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have urges to self pensieve. There is no shame in admitting that. There is shame in going through with it.

[vocal lintel]

wow

no thanks

[river lagoon]

Well…

[vocal lintel]

can i redo

[river lagoon]

In 30m

[vocal lintel]

oh mighty cider seer

oki

[crisp sparrow]

Did you forget, you handed it over to me

[vocal lintel]

I do drop in some shillings

Why dont you both run it

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr

[river lagoon]

No I didn’t
Dead people don’t transfer anything

[vocal lintel]

bella can get a cut

:o

[crisp sparrow]

AHAHAHAA

[river lagoon]

Bella does not want a cut
She gives cuts

Deep 🔪 cuts

[vocal lintel]

compensation for her hard work in 🔪

[crisp sparrow]

OBV YES, WE CAN REMOVE EXISTENCE OF ZOD FROM HERE...SILENTLY

[vocal lintel]

what if he respawns

or is already dead

[crisp sparrow]

He can't

[river lagoon]

Mwhahaha I would totally do that

[crisp sparrow]

AHAHHAA YES

[crisp sparrow]

You're already dead

Shut up

[vocal lintel]

mans in limbo

[river lagoon]

Right

My ghost haunts this stall

Seeking revenge on the person who killed me
-# it was bella

[vocal lintel]

bella is not at the crime scene, she IS the crimescene

zod are you gonna take that

revenge plan when

[river lagoon]

Already in motion

The bot will make the worse prophecies for bella

[crisp sparrow]

Hello, I'm here (?)

[river lagoon]

Ok and

[crisp sparrow]

Can't you guys see me

[river lagoon]

Shush go sit in a corner

The adults are talking here

[crisp sparrow]

Planning to take revenge on me in front of me (?)

[river lagoon]

Isn’t that advantageous for you (?)

You would know the plan (?)

[vocal lintel]

Literally giving you a head start

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr.. I'd like it to be.. in suspense (?)

[vocal lintel]

bella can you vc

there could be a plan a plan b plan c

you know how the alph goes fr

[crisp sparrow]

I can't speak 💔

[river lagoon]

Ah ok we will just yeet you off this stall them

[vocal lintel]

just say you hate me brah

mute

[river lagoon]

Shes so rude amirite

[crisp sparrow]

Are you on my side of the table, or you gonna be w this liar

[vocal lintel]

arghhhhhhg

[crisp sparrow]

I hate you brah 💔💔💔💔

[river lagoon]

Join me walnut
Bella will stab u

[vocal lintel]

no m just a passing customer

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

🙂

[vocal lintel]

smooch with cuts

[crisp sparrow]

He's lying

[river lagoon]

She would and ever

[vocal lintel]

False sense of security

bella pls

has it been 30 mins yet

[river lagoon]

Try the command it will tell you

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr

[vocal lintel]

17🥀

No concept of time act

[crisp sparrow]

REALLY... I mean really (?)
After all this time

💔💔💔

[vocal lintel]

with love

So no vc

this is grim

[river lagoon]

Walnut sees you for who you are

[crisp sparrow]

You're the root cause of this shiiii

Shut uppp

[river lagoon]

WHAT DID I DO

[crisp sparrow]

EVERYTHING BAD YOU COULD DO

[vocal lintel]

where did it stem

WHAT I DO

https://tenor.com/view/what-i-do-asian-lady-supermarket-what-i-do-what-i-do-stan-twitter-gif-26700079

Zod

[crisp sparrow]

UMMM HERE

[river lagoon]

Don’t mind her she’s just…mean

[crisp sparrow]

The stem, here

[crisp sparrow]

Wow, I am MEAN!!????

[river lagoon]

YOU LITERALLY KILLED ME

Several times

[crisp sparrow]

Okay ppl, if calling a liar, liar, is mean

Than I AM MEAN

[crisp sparrow]

your deserved it

[river lagoon]

But I forgave you

[crisp sparrow]

No thank you

[river lagoon]

Because Im nice unlike u

[vocal lintel]

too tired for this shit

[river lagoon]

Lmfao

[crisp sparrow]

How many you gonna lie huhh

[crisp sparrow]

Ma'am, it's morning for you

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-this-gif-12834236

[crisp sparrow]

Again!!????

[vocal lintel]

Exactly????

tea

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-this-gif-12834236

I gave back your stuff to you

[river lagoon]

Bella I call truce for the sake of walnut’s sanity

[crisp sparrow]

I don't need it

[crisp sparrow]

YAAAAASS

[vocal lintel]

whatevers left of it

[vocal lintel]

Accept the truce

[crisp sparrow]

Ohhh really.. I sense a lie,again

[vocal lintel]

so we can get bonuses

[river lagoon]

Bella still did not agree

[crisp sparrow]

I said it for the bomb

[crisp sparrow]

NEVAAHHH

[vocal lintel]

Brb actually

Guys do u want some tea or

[river lagoon]

So you don’t like walnut

[vocal lintel]

cawfee

[crisp sparrow]

Tea

For life

[river lagoon]

I would like anything that’s hot

[crisp sparrow]

I love her.. shutt uppp

[vocal lintel]

Real eyes realize real lies💔💔💔💔

[crisp sparrow]

EXCUSE ME???

[vocal lintel]

wait m kiwi so

[river lagoon]

so I can pour it over bella🥹

[vocal lintel]

realise*

No shedoes

6 mins

[crisp sparrow]

What do I do!!??

[vocal lintel]

this you khia

[crisp sparrow]

How am I a khia here
You think I'm lying??

[vocal lintel]

ok where did i insinuate you were lying bruv

[crisp sparrow]

Idk

[vocal lintel]

accept rose

[crisp sparrow]

Felt like that

[vocal lintel]

🌹

[crisp sparrow]

Accept mine as well

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of ducks 🦆 named Gary @crisp sparrow!

[crisp sparrow]

LMFAOOO I READ GRAYYY
@frigid solstice

Ok now I'm also tried

[vocal lintel]

ok the context here made it look🥀

[vocal lintel]

Go sleep

ill be off soon

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your love life is as visible as a Thestral to someone who has never known loss.

[vocal lintel]

Thats actually

😂😂😂😂😂✋

[crisp sparrow]

😭😭😭😂

[crisp sparrow]

I got the same 🤣

[vocal lintel]

Zod had enough

[crisp sparrow]

REAL

He fears me

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Bus 🚌 will be always be late. Don’t ever plan to be on time.

[mental sable]

..

wtf

i hate you

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your left shoe 👟 knows too much @uneven wind.

[uneven wind]

oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mooncalves created beautiful server art. You will use it as a meme template. They will see it. They will remember.

[undone spruce]

Aawwww

Oh.

Nvm

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have the unwavering loyalty of Dobby and the same sock 🧦 collection.

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your greatest fear will be realised soon. The Ministry will be questioning your life choices at the next hearing.

[drifting bough]

🍎 A very attractive stranger will compliment you on your ability to correctly identify various types of toast!

[native bridge]

Thank GOD

My skills of identifying toasts are finally getting recognized!

[vocal lintel]

be nice

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl will “test a thing,” and for several minutes the server becomes Schrödinger’s Hogwarts - both deleted and not.

🍎 A Niffler is less attracted to shiny things than you are to terrible life decisions.

[mental sable]

Sigh

[drifting bough]

🍎 @mental sable you will become friends with a deadly bird 🪿!

🍎 You think you're a Gryffindor, but your browser history screams Slytherin.

[native bridge]

[mental sable]

wasn't my brother a bird

[mental sable]

hello fellow snek

[native bridge]

Hello

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl will “test a thing,” and for several minutes the server becomes Schrödinger’s Hogwarts - both deleted and not.

🍎 Congrats! You are not illiterate

[mental sable]

Stop roasting mee

[drifting bough]

🍎 You think you're a Gryffindor, but your browser history screams Slytherin.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Animagus form is a house cat that complains when its food bowl is half-empty.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The people in #⭐charms have been complaining about @native bridge stalking them.

[native bridge]

BRO

[crisp sparrow]

What does that mean

[drifting bough]

🍎 You cast 'Expecto Patronum' but only summoned existential dread.

[crisp sparrow]

I seee

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your talents will shine brighter than a perfectly cast Patronus on a sunny day 🌞 .

[marble spruce]

wow...

[vocal lintel]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Happiness doesn't come from money @vocal lintel. It comes from a lot of money 💰. Go steal some from Gringotts!

[drifting bough]

🍎 A very attractive stranger will compliment you on your ability to correctly identify various types of toast!

[crisp sparrow]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The #⭐arch-hall will host some drama today . You will pretend you're above it while reading every single message.

[native bridge]

Definitely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Bus 🚌 will be always be late. Don’t ever plan to be on time.

[river lagoon]

I like how you are so accepting of every kind of prophecy here

[river lagoon]

And @crisp sparrow I like how you...uhhhhh......nvm

[crisp sparrow]

Zod how many times you want me to kill you

[river lagoon]

I come back stronger every time 💪

[crisp sparrow]

Again, a LIE 🫵🏻

[vocal lintel]

This sounds like the plot to deaths game kdrama

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will make a clever joke; the Daily Prophet will quote only the unhinged part.

[crisp sparrow]

Lmaoo

[vocal lintel]

nour

[crisp sparrow]

Lmaooooo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The sum total of everything in your life is 42 @reef tangle!

[river lagoon]

That's a good number

[stone anchor]

Yes it is

[reef tangle]

Isz. It??

[stone anchor]

It's the answer to life the universe and everything

[drifting bough]

🍎 A secret admirer watches from afar, or it's just Moody's magical eye rotating ominously 👁️ .

[stone anchor]

Wat

[reef tangle]

IH WOHA IT IS Q GOOD NJMBEE

[drifting bough]

🍎 Don't panic @fiery hatch. The banana 🍌 is harmless this time

[fiery hatch]

Wtf does this MEANNN

[river lagoon]

It means you are safe...for now

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gringotts will drop coins in front of you like breadcrumbs and then sass you for carb-loading. 🍞

🍎 @smoky grove you will win an argument with gravity.

[smoky grove]

HECK YEA

I wanted to argue this week but nobody would

[river lagoon]

Well

[smoky grove]

Glad I’d win

[river lagoon]

Yeah ofc

It's a nice thing

[smoky grove]

Great use of this bot btw

[river lagoon]

Happy for you

[smoky grove]

10/10

[river lagoon]

Ur 10/10

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you, @crisp sparrow, decide to borrow money make sure you ask a pessimist. They don't expect you to pay it back

[crisp sparrow]

not aagin

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your positive energy will be spreading faster than Weasley's Wizard Wheezes products.

[gilded tundra]

It never do

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find a secret passage. It leads to another room filled with unfolded laundry. 👚

[mental sable]

Lovely

[river lagoon]

While you are at it Mel

Pls do my laundry too

Thanks

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/doctorevil-no-gif-22331678

[river lagoon]

Bit rude but

I still appreciate you

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars say @crisp sparrow should nap aggressively 😴.

[crisp sparrow]

AWW HELL YEAHHH

[river lagoon]

Gn bel

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Floo Network will continue to have better connectivity than your WiFi.

[stone anchor]

This is very true

[river lagoon]

Upgrade ur wifi bro

[stone anchor]

I'm broke I cant

[river lagoon]

[stone anchor]

One day

[river lagoon]

one day 🤞

[stone anchor]

And on that day I will realise it was never my WiFi, I was the problem all along

[river lagoon]

hmm are you not radiating signals well geetha

stay hydrated it helps with conductivity and amplification

[stone anchor]

I'm reflecting them

Yes yes I will

And my WiFi died

Oh wait it's back

[river lagoon]

lmfao

[stone anchor]

See

[river lagoon]

have a glass of water for this moment

[stone anchor]

I'm on a minibus so I'll have it later

[river lagoon]

do not forget

or I will send Jen after you

[stone anchor]

I shall not

I'll probably get thirsty after even if I forget

It's gonna be a whole hour in this minibus

And I know because the place we're going is closer to me

And it takes me an hour to get to school

So

[river lagoon]

do you not carry a water bottle with you

[stone anchor]

I do but it's like very full and I don't want it to spill

[river lagoon]

ah yes

it's a bit tricky to drink from a full bottle in a moving vehicle

[stone anchor]

Indeed

I once whacked my nose trying to do it and the water went all over me cause my dad went over a speed bump

[river lagoon]

ha ha ha happened to me too

[stone anchor]

Patpat

[crisp sparrow]

GN ZOO

[mental sable]

Zoo? 😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 The moon owes you $5 @mental sable.

[mental sable]

HAH

[river lagoon]

no I don't

[mental sable]

gimme my 5 bucks

[river lagoon]

Bel is not good at spelling

[mental sable]

🔫

[mental sable]

Ok. Zoo

https://tenor.com/view/sml-brooklyn-guy-gimme-money-money-give-me-money-gif-11325523402490163815

[river lagoon]

ok fine here you go
🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙

that's 5

[mental sable]

5 coins

tsk

I'll take it

[river lagoon]

use it wisely

[mental sable]

Can i buy your bot for 5 coins?

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-sold-django-gif-26160019

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/kermitthefrog-dance-dancing-goingwild-crazy-gif-5023883256888097815

[drifting bough]

🍎 Hydrate @vocal lintel!

[vocal lintel]

bruv

[river lagoon]

have a sip walnut

[mental sable]

go drink wa'er

[river lagoon]

no excuses

[vocal lintel]

mate the 6 bottles i drank

[mental sable]

no, actually hydrate with monster

water is boring

[river lagoon]

do not make up for the 7th

[vocal lintel]

mosnter strawb?

[vocal lintel]

😔

okayz

[mental sable]

YES STRAWBERRY ONEEE

YAS

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

[crisp sparrow]

yes zoo

[mental sable]

wow

zoo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Sorting Hat says you belong in the basement.

[crisp sparrow]

OMG YESS

[river lagoon]

ha

[crisp sparrow]

I LOVE TAKING PPL TO MY BASEMENT

RIGHT @vocal lintel

[mental sable]

have you taken zoo yet

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/drag-dragging-body-dragged-away-gif-21403956

[crisp sparrow]

NAUR

[river lagoon]

release walnut

[crisp sparrow]

NAURRR

[mental sable]

release me too

or gimme food

im hungy

[crisp sparrow]

IVE JAS ANISHA BARTY MELY AND SOME MORE

THERE

[vocal lintel]

i love it here

ahah....

ahah

ha

[crisp sparrow]

IKKK

[mental sable]

im gonna eat everyone else if you dont feed me

[vocal lintel]

[river lagoon]

why do you have so many people

[crisp sparrow]

no

[crisp sparrow]

no

[vocal lintel]

giev melt her monster

[mental sable]

yes

[river lagoon]

stockholm syndrome

[mental sable]

MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[crisp sparrow]

and no

[mental sable]

wow

[vocal lintel]

me with overwatch

love my abusers

MIKNSTERAAA

[crisp sparrow]

[mental sable]

MONSTAAAAAAAAAAAA

[river lagoon]

over deez nuts

[mental sable]

melodeeznuts

[river lagoon]

wal deez nut case

[crisp sparrow]

banned

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

🫵

[mental sable]

ban zoo

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[crisp sparrow]

ban zoo

[vocal lintel]

ban zoo

[river lagoon]

if I'm the zoo you all are the enclosed animals

[crisp sparrow]

mely ban zooo

[vocal lintel]

whad da hell

[crisp sparrow]

naurr

[mental sable]

oh

daddy meow then

[vocal lintel]

the concept

[crisp sparrow]

whattt

[river lagoon]

we make a good team

[mental sable]

w!ban zoo

[vagrant harbor]

<:error:865860636084142150> No permissions

You are not allowed to execute this command.

[crisp sparrow]

[mental sable]

oh come on

[river lagoon]

wait what

[mental sable]

im a cat

woof

[river lagoon]

you don't cat so well

[mental sable]

that's rood

i can be a fish too

moooooooo

moooooooo

[crisp sparrow]

then you show

[mental sable]

yes

[river lagoon]

bruh

[crisp sparrow]

how to cat well

[mental sable]

show us how its done

[crisp sparrow]

yeahh

[river lagoon]

mew meowww
pushes a breakable object off the shelf

[mental sable]

nuh uh

send a video of you doing it

[crisp sparrow]

wow breaking your stuff lol

[river lagoon]

ugh not again

[crisp sparrow]

wym not again

[mental sable]

again? 👀

[crisp sparrow]

have you sent it befor

[river lagoon]

uuhhh no

sorry that was a typo

[crisp sparrow]

NAURRR

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/snape-lie-dont-lie-to-me-gif-5914709

[crisp sparrow]

WE WANT THAT VIDEO

[mental sable]

YES

WHAT SHE SAID

[river lagoon]

I meant to say ugh this life

[crisp sparrow]

SSEND US YOU DOING MEOW VIDEO

[river lagoon]

so stressful yknow

start relating to me

[crisp sparrow]

NAUR

[mental sable]

we want to hear the meow

[crisp sparrow]

WE WANT THAT VIDEO OF YOURS

[crisp sparrow]

YAAS

[river lagoon]

ok stall closed please move along

[mental sable]

wow

i knew he'll chicken out

[crisp sparrow]

NAUR

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/closed-sorry-were-closed-old-closed-sign-closed-sign-closed-by-liz-gif-21046087

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-leaving-pepe-leave-pepe-frog-pepe-frog-dramatic-exit-pepe-the-frog-gif-15114013034116389681

[crisp sparrow]

IKR

[river lagoon]

chicken I can do too

quck quack

[mental sable]

show us then

tsk

[river lagoon]

caww ca cawww caww

[mental sable]

moo moo

[river lagoon]

do you guys know who the best chicken is on the server

[mental sable]

who

you?

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kidnap-ready-to-go-ready-packing-revenge-gif-14345059

KIDNAPPING ZOO

[river lagoon]

it's minty

#⭐arch-hall message

[mental sable]

OH YEH

i saw that

in the pinned msgs

lmao

[crisp sparrow]

DONT CHANGE THE TOPIC

[mental sable]

well done

[crisp sparrow]

oh wow now zoo is gone

see

he chickened out

[river lagoon]

My discord on pc broke somehow

[crisp sparrow]

LIAR

🫵

[river lagoon]

ok it's back now

[crisp sparrow]

NOW SEND US YOUR MEOWING VIDEO

[river lagoon]

bel why don't you believe a single word I say

[crisp sparrow]

@mental sable TELL ZOO TO SEND IT

[mental sable]

ZOO SEND IT

[crisp sparrow]

cuz you a LIARRR

🫵

[river lagoon]

you are right
I lied about the existence of such a video

[mental sable]

Then being it into existence by sending it

simple

[crisp sparrow]

YOUVE TOLD ME NTH BUT LIES FROM THE BEGINNING

[river lagoon]

ikr

[crisp sparrow]

THEN PROVE YOU ARE NOT A LIAR AND SEND THE VIDEO

[river lagoon]

ever since the beginning of the universe

there was a big bang

and I started lying to bel

[mental sable]

wow

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-eating-amc-perfectly-popcorn-mouse-yum-yum-delicious-gif-13892566225889169477

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will bravely enter the Triwizard Tournament and heroically perish to a garden gnome wielding a spoon.

[river lagoon]

no thanks I;m good

[crisp sparrow]

CALL ME BELLA

[river lagoon]

o hi bella

[crisp sparrow]

either call me BELLA or dont talk to me at all

[river lagoon]

whatever you say bel

[crisp sparrow]

ok bye

[river lagoon]

finally

we can be at peace

[fiery hatch]

Not talking to you

[mental sable]

now send the video

[river lagoon]

ma'am that's a gay kick
and I'm not gay

[fiery hatch]

Well

[mental sable]

you sure ab that

[river lagoon]

mely listen

[fiery hatch]

The emoji says otherwise

[crisp sparrow]

mely dont

[river lagoon]

wow stop being homophobic bro

[mental sable]

yes i would love to hear you meow

now send it

[crisp sparrow]

loll

[river lagoon]

why you still here

[fiery hatch]

[crisp sparrow]

idk you, who are you

eww

weird creep

shooo

[river lagoon]

reporting to prefects

[fiery hatch]

I'm gay calm down

[river lagoon]

right
Bye
don't talk to me or ask for any videos

[mental sable]

this says otherwise zoo

[mental sable]

why not

[river lagoon]

so what
you are being homophobic to yourself

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-skipper-who-are-you-madagascar-gif-23546617

[fiery hatch]

Yas

[river lagoon]

I'll be reporting that bella is being hphobic

[fiery hatch]

Chat

Am I being homophobic

[crisp sparrow]

i see nth, no reports

[mental sable]

baby shark dododod

[fiery hatch]

[river lagoon]

I like how you are becoming more and more acceping of the name 'bella'

you could have dodged this and let @crisp sparrow under the bus
but you wanted to claim that name

[fiery hatch]

I'm gonna go insane and it's your fault 🫵

[crisp sparrow]

bel

[mental sable]

guys guys

[river lagoon]

yw

[mental sable]

ladies

[fiery hatch]

Yas

[mental sable]

what was i gonna say

uh

[river lagoon]

i know i know

you were gonna say that

[mental sable]

how do you know how do you know

[river lagoon]

@crisp sparrow teaches us how to meaow

[reef tangle]

Cnaiboborw that interurpt yriu cinvo🥹

[mental sable]

LMAO

[river lagoon]

I am the apple seer right?

[mental sable]

go for it

[fiery hatch]

Uh yes..........

[crisp sparrow]

idk you

[mental sable]

yeh

[crisp sparrow]

i dont talk to weird strangers

[river lagoon]

hold on le tme take 5m to read that

[fiery hatch]

If I'm deciphering that correctly

[mental sable]

gosh its not that hard to read

[reef tangle]

OHsorrwy theb

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-des-caraïbes3-pirates-of-the-caribbean3-bouge-move-jack-sparrow-gif-19989323

[fiery hatch]

He's asking to bob

And sorry to interrupt

[mental sable]

you can bob alpha

[fiery hatch]

Our convo

[reef tangle]

YYAY THANLYOU

[drifting bough]

🍎 A potato 🥔 will change your life @reef tangle but not in the way you think!

[mental sable]

np hubby 😉

[reef tangle]

Yum?

[reef tangle]

HAJUD🥹🥹🤸‍♂️

[crisp sparrow]

yes thats my reaction to you rn

[river lagoon]

wait your name is melody?

[mental sable]

no

melody cooper brown

why

[river lagoon]

[river lagoon]

oh I see then where mely comes from

[crisp sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-i-dont-care-okay-i-dont-care-idc-carti-gif-15790319697929210081

[mental sable]

oui

but where does xen come from

if ur name is zoo

[river lagoon]

xen comes from peace

which has been escaping with mel around

[mental sable]

😒

wow

still waiting for that meow btw

[river lagoon]

alright back to your enclosures people

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-leaving-pepe-leave-pepe-frog-pepe-frog-dramatic-exit-pepe-the-frog-gif-15114013034116389681

[crisp sparrow]

mely

hes a liar

and will always be a liar

issok

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/bearded-dragon-googly-eyes-gif-6523742490147640179

[drifting bough]

🍎 The prophecy speaks of the Chosen One. You’re the Chosen None.

[mental sable]

sigh

[drifting bough]

🍎 A basilisk will leave @crisp sparrow be. The mirrors 🪞 are less forgiving!

🍎 You have the unwavering loyalty of Dobby and the same sock 🧦 collection.

🍎 @dark basin you need to touch grass, with your blades. Your lawn is overgrowing and needs a trim!

[dark basin]

[mental sable]

lmao

[crisp sparrow]

lmfaoo

[dark basin]

stop laughing

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will come up with a creative idea 💡and send your application to start your own stall here.

🍎 Your left shoe 👟 knows too much @native furnace.

[native furnace]

Oh

[river lagoon]

Here 🔪 take this

[native furnace]

THANKS

stabs it

stabbing intensifies

[river lagoon]

...

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars say @stone anchor should nap aggressively 😴.

[stone anchor]

I'd love to

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon @dark basin you will find your keys 🔑. They will not be your keys.

[river lagoon]

Gn geetha

[dark basin]

whose car am i stealing?

[river lagoon]

Your wife's

For the insurance

[dark basin]

where is my wife?

[river lagoon]

Idk bro

Why would I know about your wife’s whereabouts

There is nothing between us

She is not cheating on you or anything

We are just friends

[dark basin]

sus

-# wifey come back

[drifting bough]

🍎 @surreal idol you will meet a tall stranger made entirely of soup 🥣.

[surreal idol]

oh!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your house will lose points. It will absolutely be your 🫵 fault @dark basin . The other houses will remember.

[dark basin]

....

-# never

[crisp sparrow]

Bad JADE

[river lagoon]

We’ll see

[dark basin]

bella

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your will find the Marauder's Map @crisp sparrow. But it will only show people you are actively avoiding.

[dark basin]

not you too

[crisp sparrow]

Aunt child

[dark basin]

...

[crisp sparrow]

I'll mannered

[dark basin]

aunt bella not you too

-#

[crisp sparrow]

But me too jade

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your positive energy will be spreading faster than Weasley's Wizard Wheezes products.

[native bridge]

YEY

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Ravenclaw will correct your grammar; a Slytherin will correct your life choices

[crisp sparrow]

Salem it's a sign

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good fortune follows those who wait, unless you’re waiting for Snape to give Gryffindor house points.

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your fortune is as unpredictable as Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavour Beans - could be butterscotch, could be earwax.

[mental sable]

Lovely...

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Goblin will fix the bot by sacrificing your favorite feature.

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally defeat your nemesis - your own procrastination!

[coarse lava]

Yay