🍻tavern

[bright citrus]

i want to join some guild

[real pollen]

i wonder whos the new leader of PAMA

[river bear]

Its some randomie

@quasi leaf

[vale spade]

Okay sure

You still on?

[fresh blaze]

son

[crude pivot]

Improving my mental health by abandoning the internet

[river bear]

Good good keep it going (:

[river bear]

Is he your son

[fresh blaze]

yeah

qwas is

[river bear]

…

[wide wraith]

i do remember that someone also bought me as a son for like 2 gold dun remember who tho

[vale spade]

I was like

Who the fuck is this

To call me son

And then I check your profile

And you're sin

And I'm like

Oh ok

[vale spade]

He's dead 😔

[glacial pumice]

damn ts is dead

[river bear]

You should know by now when a stranger says one random word

[wide wraith]

that amounr of confused cat spam feels kinda like i forgor his name

notle yes

wait no

rahh im not sure

[river bear]

Notle did delete his acount

[wide wraith]

darn

[bright citrus]

What is your guild name

[vale spade]

The highwaymen

We have indeed stolen from another guild ages who

[river bear]

Lore?

[vale spade]

Apparently we stole the gold of brehemnic

Ages ago

[bright citrus]

Highwaymen and outsider with bigger

[fresh blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[river bear]

Funny

[wispy veldt]

[crude chasm]

tavern

[surreal ridge]

tavern

[wispy veldt]

Nrevat

[river bear]

What?

[crude pivot]

,

.

[wispy veldt]

...

[river bear]

Rightt

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

Everything is wrong

[wispy veldt]

Not it isn't lol meh

[river bear]

Im really about to demote everyone who will say it

[wispy veldt]

Pls no

Isn't that power abuse

[vale spade]

Lol

||Meh|| you'll get used to it

[river bear]

It is and im all in for it

[river bear]

I know whats behind that spoiler and im not going to click it

[vale spade]

Meh

Lol it's okay

This is very fun

Lol and meh are already an integral part of my internet vocabulary

Now I get to use them and be silly

At the same time

[river bear]

I know it used to be my two most used words thats where the name comes from ;-;

[mint sonnet]

Lol

...meh

[crude pivot]

TRUE

[astral holly]

I had a feeling this was why someone reached out to me. I'm giving back the leadershipo position to someone else

But I'm done with this trashy server

[river bear]

Rip thamior

[bright citrus]

[real pollen]

im fookin broke

someone spare gold

[vale spade]

Okay brotha

[real pollen]

Just a bit.

[vale spade]

Is that enough #🏜playground message

[real pollen]

i forgot how to play this

[river bear]

Hey you dont even pay that much tax ):<

[river bear]

Basicly _gather to get stuff _craft to make stuff and bcome stronger

The end

[vale spade]

Do you wish to see my donations

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

No

[vale spade]

It isn't that much

Of which I have logged

My single largest donation was 100k

But I did donate another 100k after it

[wispy veldt]

He said no....

[vale spade]

I didn't show him all my donations

That'd be too many screenshots

[wispy veldt]

He still said no though

Anyways

How do I play this game again

[river bear]

…

[wispy veldt]

Was it _rise

After lvl 100

I think

[vale spade]

Lv 75 and then lv 100 maybe?

Or 100 and then 150

Its

Been a while

[river bear]

Yeah…

Its 80 and 120

[wispy veldt]

I'm now a bartender

[vale spade]

Oop my bad you're supposed to be the 19th 😭

[vale spade]

I thought lolmeh was the 18th and virgy was the 19th

It was 17th and 18th so you're 19th

[wispy veldt]

Np

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

Hello fellow bartender

[crude pivot]

Yo nobody invited me to the bartender meetup?

[crude pivot]

Congrats breadman

[river bear]

Nope

This aint a bartender meetup btw

[vale spade]

Well it is now

[wide wraith]

bartender and that one furry meetup

[vale spade]

[wide wraith]

look at my beautiful children

[wispy veldt]

U reminded me of that one guy in my fyp that bakes

[wide wraith]

well im a baker

so that makes sense

also my beautiful husband grimm

[wispy veldt]

The who bakes faces

With tongues

And then feeds them milk through spoons

[wide wraith]

why

[wispy veldt]

Ts

[crude chasm]

good night taverneers

[wispy veldt]

This guy traumatized me. it's so weird eating it and him enjoying it

[river bear]

Night night

[left niche]

fish.

[dire bough]

Yi

Lolmeh

I know yhu

[crude chasm]

chat revive

[dire bough]

Bro I need to make a new character now🥀🥀

[stiff shoal]

Tavern

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-gif-26373957

[crude pivot]

Bro once sb 2 gets here imma be the best bartender ever

[river bear]

I dont know you

[river bear]

Yeaaa right

[dire bough]

Bro I am the orc agentxjay

But my old account was hacked

[river bear]

you?

lemme check my blacklist

[dire bough]

Blacklist?

[river bear]

blacklist

there were some randos blacklisted

[dire bough]

Wyym

[river bear]

oh nvm

alright

youre good to go

[dire bough]

I'm pretty sure your profile was green too

[river bear]

you mean my role?

yea

its purple now

[dire bough]

I just got off work and I'm back here

[river bear]

nice

soo are you going to start playing again

[dire bough]

Yup

Can ye help me

[river bear]

sure

(Ping me each time you say something to me otherwise i forget you exist

[wispy veldt]

Bro got short term memory lol

||Meh||

[vale spade]

Lol

Meh it's pretty common

[river bear]

Im about to commit a crime

[vale spade]

Spill the tea lol

Meh I don't think you're going to do something that bad tho

[river bear]

A crime on your of course

I would never do commit any other crime

[vale spade]

You're welcome to find me about if a billion+ people

[river bear]

All must die to find you

[wispy veldt]

Bro you said you wouldn't commit any other crime lol

Meh that's kinda being a hypocrite

[vale spade]

Lol

Meh everyone's a little hypocritical sometimes

[river bear]

Self defence aint a crime if the world is attacking me emotionally

[vale spade]

It is when you commit a crime along with self defence lol

Meh it's a silly conundrum

[quick root]

are we there yet?

[river bear]

Sacrifices must be made

[river bear]

Not yet

[vale spade]

We're still 1790 sacrifices off

[river bear]

Dang

[vale spade]

Yeah we need to get them before the next wb update

[river bear]

Lets start with you shall we

[quick root]

Oh dang, it

Lets keep gambling

[vale spade]

No the sacrifices must have a life

[quick root]

Maybe we will have it before witcher 4

Not before gta, thats for sure

[finite nova]

This is the new silksong

[finite nova]

good old times

...

@teal spoke do another wipe atp

The

Fifth impact

[vale spade]

The next era

[finite nova]

qwas

SLEEEP

imma sleep too

Btw I will be participating in a state level debate competition in 2 weeks

[vale spade]

Holy damn good luck

What's it about

Noo don't sleep

💔

[wispy veldt]

Gl

[crude pivot]

Trustttttt

[river bear]

Should i join the national debates for no reason too

Actually it might be international

[wispy veldt]

I hate debates or anything that is related to speaking

[river bear]

Average discord user

[wispy veldt]

Real

[potent flame]

Been a while

[vale spade]

Indeed

[wide wraith]

ded ahh tavern

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316233221511446528/1346948547429535814/amasocement-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[wispy veldt]

[dire bough]

Can someone ping the ancient dungeon

[river bear]

What?

Ping the dungeon?

[unreal cairn]

start

[unreal cairn]

shit im bad at using discord bot

[dire bough]

_gather

[river bear]

Dw rhe guy above me is worse

[wispy veldt]

[vale spade]

@steel monolith uh

[next juniper]

[modern mesa]

ehr

[river bear]

Ehr?

[wispy veldt]

[wispy veldt]

[granite grail]

[river bear]

..

[vale spade]

Meh chats been inactive for awhile

Lol

Hehehe

[wispy veldt]

Lol

Hem

Gem

Germ

[river bear]

Thm still doing fine

[river bear]

Youre the real germ

[vale spade]

You're all germs

[river bear]

I know im short but like not that short

[wispy veldt]

Are you ignoring the lol meh's?

And hem lol

Meh

[river bear]

Yes i am

Ignorance is the way

[vale spade]

Lol

Meh it's okay

It's still funny without your reaction lol

meh

[river bear]

):<

[regal drift]

HM

[vale spade]

Hmmm

[quick root]

Hmmmmm

[river bear]

Why did you scroll back that far

[vale spade]

Comparing mushoku tensei to shakespeare is a sin

[vale spade]

But.. you are?

TBATE has its own merits and demerits but it is in no way trash slop

[river bear]

1 what? That is not what i meant
2 who the fuck are you

[vale spade]

What did he say

I think he just got banned

[wispy veldt]

Lol

[heady nimbus]

who

oh eyequ back?

wait what

[vale spade]

Rebrand

[crude chasm]

I'm entirely unsure wether or not this is some satirical stunt

[heady nimbus]

idk

[vale spade]

@dire granite are you actually serious about it or is it a silly joke lol

Also what's a wet noodle

Aren't all noodles wet

[dire granite]

oh that is an alt

[vale spade]

Ruh I see

[heady nimbus]

seeing as this be the main probably right

[dire granite]

location from SpongeBob

[vale spade]

O

[dire granite]

https://share.google/images/DwKZmnFNPGSSulPoZ

[vale spade]

That roof must've been quite expensive to make

[river bear]

I reacted to nothing important but he did respond to that message probably because i got a ghost ping

But as all his messages were deleted i had never seen it

[river bear]

Real though

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

??

[rocky patrol]

is speciesbox 2 tomorrow

[wispy veldt]

[wispy veldt]

Maybe after gta 6

[river bear]

We believe

[fresh blaze]

how wild

[river bear]

My sin detection has gotten better i dont even need to chekc the profile anymore

[fresh blaze]

Interesting...

[river bear]

You think?

[vale spade]

Lol

Meh you're late

[river bear]

Im not im always on time

[wispy veldt]

I'm always late

Heh

Lehmol

[wispy veldt]

Im gonna call you lehmol starting right now @river bear

[restive lava]

im literally a noob here, but how do you regen health

[eternal pelican]

I’m uncovering bits of lore about… me?

[crude chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sega-the-hedgehog-genesis-mega-drive-gif-16867279

[river bear]

I…

Philippines was it?

[rocky patrol]

silksong may have beat sb2

but gta 6?

nah it would never...

[wispy veldt]

Lehmol hehehe

[river bear]

Youll never know

[river bear]

Im going to the philippines

[wispy veldt]

You ain't finding me

Plus its an archipelago

[teal spoke]

gta 7*

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

Rip us

[wispy veldt]

Tavern dead

[elfin escarp]

yo wassup

[river bear]

Real

But thm not so

Cant call it alive but its not dead anymore

I might have stolen the tavern activity

[river bear]

The sky

[wispy veldt]

Haha funny lehmol...

[wispy veldt]

This was my level up chat wth

[vale spade]

It is a sign

@river bear hello twin

[river bear]

….

You guys

And why is the bar filled with bartenders only

We’ll make a loss like this

[vale spade]

When was the last time I paid any of you?

I rest my case.

[river bear]

When was the last time a customer bought a drink

[vale spade]

I now own the tavern you need not be concerned with our finances

[wispy veldt]

Cats huh

I really don't like owning pets

Especially the part where they die

[vale spade]

I so want to have a cat

But I'm too lazy and don't have the time

I have 4-5 hours of non eepy time at home

[river bear]

I would want a dog

Love huskies

[wispy veldt]

Ngl cat is a low maintenance pet

I have one in my other house (in a compound)in the past

It just roams around

And then comes back to you

Very cool

[river bear]

Just buy a boomerang

[wide wraith]

theyre fluffy :3

[river bear]

I know right

[vale spade]

They are?

[wispy veldt]

That's just fur

[wide wraith]

thats all fluffy things bro

[wispy veldt]

I had a chow chow dog

[wide wraith]

yes i had one fluffiest boi ever

[wispy veldt]

Fav dog ever

His name was chow chow

Crazy right?

Wait no

I forgot his name

It was fluffy

I remembered

[river bear]

you forgot the name of your favourite dog

....

[wide wraith]

bro i forgot the name of my ex we’re all demented

[wide wraith]

i love discord duplicating my messages

[wispy veldt]

It was a long time ago ok

[heady nimbus]

Not an excuse for favorite dog

[river bear]

Its just a german skill issue. Other german friends have the same issue

[river bear]

Imdeed

[wide wraith]

guh

[heady nimbus]

nah discord bug

[river bear]

The germans

[jovial oxide]

Hi

[river bear]

Hello sir

[heady nimbus]

hoi

[lyric mason]

Ahoy

[wispy veldt]

Chips

[vale spade]

Yoha

[river bear]

Yoda?

[wispy veldt]

lehmol?

[river bear]

Murder.

[vale spade]

Illegal

[river bear]

Youre illigal

[vale spade]

You're*

[river bear]

Took you 2 years tk start complaining about my lack of punctuation usage

[wispy veldt]

.*

[wispy veldt]

It*

[wispy veldt]

to*

[wispy veldt]

took*

[river bear]

….

[fresh blaze]

balls

[river bear]

Fair

[wispy veldt]

Real

[crude pivot]

It’s been awhile

[river bear]

It has indeed been a while

[wispy veldt]

[glass fox]

[fresh blaze]

gol

[river bear]

Wise words

[vale spade]

Log

[river bear]

Log(x) =10

[vale spade]

log base 10? 2? e?

[river bear]

If nothing its just 10

[vale spade]

Smh

[crude chasm]

hello again tavern

[river bear]

Hello mysterious being

[vale spade]

Go back to your lands

Your kind I'd not welcome here

[vast ingot]

Racism

[crude chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-role-gif-8162779776325707461

[river bear]

What did he do to you…

[river bear]

Is allowed here apparently

[vale spade]

He is a necromancer

An inferior pink

I am a rat king

A superior pink

[river bear]

Right…

Uhm

Am i not like an even inferior

[vale spade]

No, you're purple

[river bear]

Right

One day

Ill be the inferior pink

Ill never make it to rat king

[vale spade]

Beware the green roles

They are dangerous

And ugly

[river bear]

Aight thanks

Actually ill be a druid after this

[robust spade]

Doesn't take long

I've stagnated cuz i mostly do maps than talk, some people been here half the time i've been in the server and are already god finger

[river bear]

Plus sb doesnt give exp ;-;

I’d be an ufo with all my messages in #🏜playground

[crude chasm]

necro aint pink broski also rat king might be superior in rank but not color 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[robust spade]

Yeah

Could at least give 1/4 of the xp

Or 1/10 idk

Ngl, we should get rewarded with xp for making maps

Been waiting for sb2 for so long i am nearly mastering map making

Hey @vale spade , check this out, me new map technique

[next juniper]

[vale spade]

Damn that's good

It reminds me of something tho

Can't place my finger on what...

[robust spade]

A particular animal perhaps?

A... Crustacean?

[vale spade]

No, another map

[robust spade]

Hmmm, there's a guy who made a crab map not long ago

Maybe that?

[vale spade]

Nah. This.

[robust spade]

Cool map

The right side does look similar

To my crab right arm

[robust spade]

Looks like a shrimp

[vale spade]

I mean

It does have a lot of crustaceans

[river bear]

Cool maps

[fresh blaze]

balls

[rocky patrol]

speciesbox 2 tmrw

[wispy veldt]

[teal spoke]

no leaks sir

[dire bough]

Cap

[crude chasm]

Merry Christmas, taverneers!

[river bear]

I think you might be in the wrong month

[wispy veldt]

[flint void]

Christmas?

[rapid depot]

Hii

[flint void]

Hi.

[heady nimbus]

hi

[vale spade]

Ello

[sick lagoon]

DAMN

no wonder you have the map creator role

holy

[robust spade]

Yeah lol

In the time i've not played sb i've honned my map creation skills

Currently, this is my newest map

This

[river bear]

Thats cool

Give a fun round ish vibe

[robust spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647779500930629642/1427238915299086337/ezgif.com-speed.gif

[river bear]

Nice

[lusty geode]

Good Day to Worldbox!

[rocky patrol]

it'll be christmas when speciesbox tomorrow

(I'll get it right eventually if I say it every day)

[river bear]

Maybe the day you die

[rocky patrol]

speciesbox the day I die

[vale spade]

How could a mummified potato die

If you're already dead

[rocky patrol]

qwas let this be word of wisdom; there is always a way to do everything — including ways for a zombie to die horrifically

[vale spade]

When there is a will there is a way
But how does a zombie have a will

[wispy veldt]

[crude pivot]

Neeeeow

[river bear]

??

[civic shell]

Get me a beer

[river bear]

On it

https://tenor.com/view/yes-hell-cheers-beer-lets-drink-gif-2411955434435630138

[civic shell]

BURN THE TAVERN

https://tenor.com/view/burn-gif-20522404

[river bear]

Guys

I might have a problem

They think im nug

[vale spade]

Ok nug

[vale spade]

In suing you

How dare you burn down my establishment

[wispy veldt]

Why is your name 2²qwas

[vale spade]

Because I'm twice as powerful

[river bear]

Well we soon get 2^3qwas

[river bear]

…

Someone reported me ;-;

[wispy veldt]

³

Bro can't do cube

[river bear]

Yeaa too lazy

[wispy veldt]

You responded really fast ngl

[river bear]

Welcome

My notifications are off (as always) but i just happend to be online

[lyric willow]

How do i leave species box

It’s been pinging me for years

Nothing i do works

[normal falcon]

Kill everyone

[river bear]

Go to #📖sb-info click on “im a raider” it should remove your dwarf role

[lyric willow]

Says i need to make a character

[river bear]

Welp hope you had fun with sb (:

[lyric willow]

It was fun but I’m too busy now sadly

[river bear]

Thats alr

[lyric willow]

And i don’t like to be flooded with notifs

[river bear]

Well make one ig

[lyric willow]

How?

[river bear]

Go to #🏜playground and type something like _start

Probably

[normal falcon]

Gonna gamble before sleep

[heady nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213323483593842688/1396514699121660017/DarkKolaa.gif

[uncut monolith]

Can i gert some helps please i cnat post pictures tho

[river bear]

You need to at least be a chicken rank to post pictures

Sooo have fun talking

[uncut monolith]

can u help me in dm then?

[river bear]

Sure ig

[uncut monolith]

thanks

[river bear]

Oop you became a butterfly

1 more to go

[uncut monolith]

so just write abit

[river bear]

Yep

[river bear]

Btw if you hadnt figured out your problem yet you should head towards the #🚑help-chat

[normal falcon]

Damn dudes been a butterfly rank and below for 3 straight years

[river bear]

Probably wasnt active

[wispy veldt]

I was

A chicken

For 2 years

[river bear]

And youll be a wolf for another 3 years

[wispy veldt]

Yessir

[normal falcon]

Based

[vale spade]

Edible

[normal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-eating-meme-gif-27688516

[wide wraith]

meow

[crude chasm]

Tavern

[river bear]

Thats right

[wispy veldt]

Nrevat

Lehmol

[crude chasm]

[wispy veldt]

Rednetrab

[river bear]

Are you having a seizure

[wispy veldt]

Bartender - Rednetrab

[vale spade]

I name you 19th Rednetrab

You have evolved

[river bear]

Into a rednetrab?

[vale spade]

Yes

[wispy veldt]

I'm not a pokemon...

[desert night]

Bot broke?

[river bear]

@vale spade are you able to unlock them? #🏜playground message

Or should i ask hamza for a bit reset

[river bear]

nvm fixed

[vale spade]

Alr

[red sequoia]

Is melted shocked burnt wet moldy cheese edible?

[wispy veldt]

We the THG has 67 members

[river bear]

Dunno you could ask the kitchen about that

[wispy veldt]

Sounding like a grow a garden multipliers

[vale spade]

Yes

It's edible

BUT

It may cause stomachache and severe shitting(diarrhea)

[river bear]

And death

[crude chasm]

Hello taverneers

@river bear summoned me

[river bear]

I did?

How did i

Magic?

I believe i can not use that…

[crude chasm]

By speaking

Anyways hru broski

[river bear]

Oh

[river bear]

Im fine what about you sir alpharius

[crude chasm]

Alright I guess

had a flight reschedule so a bit lame

but alright nonetheless

[river bear]

Eh thats not a huge deal right

[crude chasm]

not really

but annoying and just a little costly

[river bear]

Doest the company cover for the extra costs as its their fault?

[crude chasm]

trying to get medical paperwork so hopefully insurance will cover at least some of it but we'll see

[normal falcon]

What do you do ?

[crude chasm]

plumbing

[normal falcon]

Oh nice, how’s the pay

Or how much do you enjoy the job

[crude chasm]

Pays decently well but its not work I particularly enjoy much

better n flipping burgers tho.

[frozen hound]

Hi SBsanes

[normal falcon]

Real

[crude chasm]

Real 🤝

Anyways how are my fellow Tavern dwellers doing today

[river bear]

I am well

[crude chasm]

#🌎general message vote taverneers

[wispy veldt]

Well

[frozen hound]

but you are a furry

[river bear]

Furry pokemon

[vast ingot]

maow

[river bear]

Blahaj?

Is that like a tamoon rip off

[river bear]

Definitely a tamoon rip off

[vast ingot]

No I'm the person that annoys him almost every evening by being somewhat stupid

[river bear]

Ah right like he does with us

[vast ingot]

Almost but I annoy him by being shit in games I play with him

[river bear]

Lol

Thats funny

[vale spade]

Pray, blahaj tell me about your recent misadventures and annoyance of the moon tam

[wispy veldt]

I'm not a furry

[crude chasm]

hello taverneers

[wheat raptor]

I’m a furry meow

Jkjkjkj

[frozen hound]

wrong

[frozen hound]

you are a furry

[wispy veldt]

[vast ingot]

Tam can't accept that I'm not as good in 300h as he is in 3000h

Which creates some uh

complications sometimes

Sure sometimes I do be stupid but other times he gets an aneurysm about shit I've never even seen before

[vale spade]

Is the 3000h a serious thing

[vast ingot]

Yes

[vale spade]

...

What game is it 😭

[vast ingot]

Tboi

Also playing over fucking PlayStation share play with his WiFi being uh questionable at best also kinda hinders me

Like I get kicked out of share play when he does a screenshot since it tries to upload it and then runs out of bandwidth

[normal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/skateboarding-family-guy-tom-tucker-gif-26035762

[wide wraith]

wah wah just get better

[vast ingot]

Kinda hard when I often times have input lag that would make Steven hawking scared

[wide wraith]

well youre not steven hawking

[vast ingot]

I still have said input lag

[wispy veldt]

Womp womp

[fresh blaze]

goobers

[hot fiber]

what happened to general?

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[knotty tapir]

_gather

_gather

_pursuit

Why doesnt work?

_pursuit

_gather

[river bear]

Commands only work in the #🏜playground

[river bear]

I dont know im stuck here

[river bear]

Why do you have a weird dutch quite in your bio...

[normal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-fail-laughs-at-this-user-eats-cereal-gif-23218562

[normal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hawking-drift-skill-issue-stephen-hawking-gif-25681635

[knotty tapir]

Yeh

[normal falcon]

It’s okay king your not the only one

[knotty tapir]

I rlly thought it was the playground

[wide wraith]

@vast ingot tis you?

[crude chasm]

hello tavern

[normal falcon]

What does magic sense do btw

[wide wraith]

just increased mana i think

[river bear]

Probably

[wispy veldt]

[wispy veldt]

_s

Bruh

[river bear]

...

Youre too old for this

[dire bough]

Nahhhhh

[warm parcel]

What do Gems do

And also what's the best way to use them

[river bear]

They gjve you stat boosts minor at that but are the onlh ones that go out to infinity

[river bear]

Yoh xan use them in 2 ways on yojr equipment and on yourself. Gems used on yourself give larger tenporary stat boosts while the ones on equipment are permanent but smaller

Also excuse my bad spelling at midnight andd ping me for faster reaction :)

[warm parcel]

Ohhhh ty MB I have my notifications on discord turned off but yea fs ty

Off*

[fresh blaze]

hehe

[crude chasm]

Very weird quote, I can confirm

[river bear]

Yea….

[river bear]

I also have my notifications off but i usually dont bother to check channels where i did not get pinged

[normal falcon]

Is there a way to sell items

[wispy veldt]

Trade

Or dismantle them

Which costs gold

[river bear]

I mean the guild could buy them at a set price

[normal falcon]

Nvm I’ll just dismantle

[river bear]

Sure

[normal falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-engineer-gaming-funny-comedy-gif-18207070438031941811

[wispy veldt]

Is mobs in dungeons supposed to have -3 attack and 0 attack

[river bear]

No they are suppost to have -15 attack

Anyway no that attack you see isnt their attack stat

Its how much damage they would would you not block

And your passive defence is your defence devided by 4

So if your passive defence is higher than their attack stat their damage will be -

Sadly it doesnt heal

[wispy veldt]

Oh

[quick root]

will gta 6 be released before species box 2?

probably

[river bear]

*gta 7

[wispy veldt]

[tepid prairie]

What is this

[vale spade]

The underground world of worldbox

[wispy veldt]

Very cool color

[river bear]

Yea probably some wacky Halloween event

[vale spade]

It was indeed wacky

And fun

I should've pinged you for it

[river bear]

Nah its fine i was busy a anyway

[crude pivot]

Tsk

[river bear]

….

[crude chasm]

@river bear

[river bear]

Hello there

[vale spade]

Tch

[wispy veldt]

Tsk tch teach

[river bear]

What have i done ;-;

[wispy veldt]

[vale spade]

[river bear]

??

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

???

[wispy veldt]

????

[wispy veldt]

[vale spade]

[quick root]

Tsk tsk tsk

[vale spade]

Guh guh guh

[river bear]

I am absolutely confused by the lack of braincells in the tavern

[wispy veldt]

We speak in codes you cannot understand. That's why you are confused.

[river bear]

Ah right….

[frozen hound]

Buy more waiters.

And bodyguards.

And cleaners.

[river bear]

Yeah maybe we need bouncers

[frozen hound]

cough cough Me- cough

[river bear]

….

Mh

[vale spade]

We don't have the money

[vale spade]

I can hire you as an intern

[river bear]

Maybe you should stop giving free beer

[wheat raptor]

Yo can I be a bartender

[river bear]

No (:

[frozen hound]

Yes Dadd- uh I mean sure...

[wispy veldt]

[wheat raptor]

Why

[river bear]

Too many bartenders

[crude pivot]

True tho

[river bear]

Yah

[vale spade]

Don't care about him

You're hired

Bartender number uh... 19? 20?

Vyro is the 19th so you're the 20th bartender

[vale spade]

There is never too many bartenders

[river bear]

...

you cant just

[vale spade]

Why not goober

[river bear]

because...

ive only seen him once before in the tavern...

[vale spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/522561390330904587/1054037505793593407/image0-5-1-1-1.gif

[crude pivot]

As the 18th bartender i say nay

[frozen hound]

As the first bouncer I say nay

[vale spade]

As the 2nd my decision triumphs

[vale spade]

I'm firing you

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gun-kermit-gun-gif-16355306064126846866

[next juniper]

[digital herald]

Did you know when you drink apple juice, the juice is from the apple

[crude pivot]

Imma get snek to repeal that

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

Amazing fact

We need to hire this guy

As entertainer

[wispy veldt]

[vale spade]

Agreed

[manic kelp]

So I’m guessing species box 2 is dead

[next juniper]

Send proof or it's fake news

[river bear]

na we will get sb 2

after gta 7

[vale spade]

You missed a 0 there

[vale spade]

YOURE fake news

[river bear]

ah right my bad

[digital herald]

Thou Art not Fallacy tidings , thee voice veracious. Perhaps thee shall peruse thou infobahn

Giveth thy Time

[wispy veldt]

You're*

[vale spade]

Vyro do you wish to become a gyro

[frozen hound]

gayro

[vale spade]

Burn

[frozen hound]

Slow Burn qwas/vyro fanfiction

[vale spade]

I will be burning your rainforests

https://tenor.com/view/rage-mad-elmo-fire-on-on-flame-gif-15124372

[frozen hound]

I'm gonna write that if you do

And publish it on AO3

[vale spade]

I dare you

[frozen hound]

Fine.

[vale spade]

I will troll you to the ends of the world if you do that

You will never meet a bigger troll than me in 10 lifetimes

[frozen hound]

I'm gonna cook so hard trust me💅

[frozen hound]

Can you give me a list of the bartenders?

[vale spade]

Uh
Snek
Myself
Blue
Lolmeh
Vyro
Virgy

Are the only ones I can remember

Maybe ertkif? Idk if he was a bartender

[frozen hound]

Numbers?

[vale spade]

1 for snek
2 for me
Blue idk
17 for lolmeh
19 for vyro
18 for virgy

It's been so long

[frozen hound]

@vale spade How do you want to be described

and how do you want lolmeh vyro and virgy to be described.

[vale spade]

Uh

Idk

Go ham

[frozen hound]

Sunlight streamed through the windows, basking Qwas in a warm, golden light. It was the only comfort he had had in a long while. Ever since the "death" of the First Bartender, although everyone knew it was faked, the responsibility of the entire tavern had fallen onto his shoulders. A weight so heavy he felt as if his entire body was being crushed by it. Every day, it was the same monotonous routine. Restock the wine barrels. Clean the bar. Prepare drinks for the usual customers. And of course, teach the novices. After the First Bartender's death, he had left the tavern everything, and with that wealth, they had managed to vastly expand the tavern and recruit more staff. But now? They were running short on gold. Dangerously so. The only thing keeping them running were the regular donations from the larger guilds and the regular customers. All of this was putting a lot of strain on Qwas' being. Sometimes he wished that he could leave it all behind. Start a new life, free of the burden of managing this blasted tavern. But he couldn't. He couldn't just leave everyone behind. They, even though Qwas doesn't like admitting this, were important to him.

After his short recess, he left the staff lounge. Inside the bar, he was greeted by the warm face of Vyro and Virgy, the freshly joined 19th and 18th bartenders, respectively. He was here to instruct them on how to run the place and teach them how to make the usual drinks that regular customers order. Vyro was on a bit of the leaner side, being tall and had a tanned complexion, whereas Virgy was more on the muscular side with a pale complexion and brown eyes. Lolmeh and the other bartenders were on leave as it was Wednesday, and the bar was mostly empty with the except of a few customers lurking in the corners. Virgy smiled at him while Vyro gave him a quick wave as Qwas walked towards them, ready to begin their training.

Qwas went over the basics, and instructed them on what to do in specific scenarios, including if a British Aeroplane tries to take over the tavern, which seemed a bit unusual to them, but they complied and nodded along. After it was over, they began serving the customers and taking their orders, and Qwas smiled slightly, his lips curving up. He was proud of what he had created, even if it wasn't the best. Qwas retreated back into the wine cellar, unloading barrels of wine and loading them into bottles, when he heard a loud CRASH from the front desk.

[vale spade]

💀

[vale spade]

@twilit patio why did you die

[frozen hound]

My choice

I killed him

[twilit patio]

My soul is tired of existing TwT

[river bear]

How did i get caught in the crossfire ;-;

Luckily it was my day off

[wispy veldt]

Wtf

[wispy veldt]

I'm actually blocking you

Wtf is this wall

[frozen hound]

Why??

xD

[red sequoia]

Uwwhh

Ww

[river bear]

What is with all these randomies

[heady nimbus]

huh

[river bear]

huh?

[vale spade]

Huh....

[spice onyx]

huh

[drowsy narwhal]

Submissive lemon is a wild name

[vale spade]

HUH?!?!?

[river bear]

Im done

[crude pivot]

Ok wtf is going on with this tavern chat

Between the damn lemon and the text wall

[frozen hound]

It's a fanfic...

[lusty geode]

Tavern! ^^

[crude chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-battle-for-the-planet-of-the-apes-ceasar-dumbfounded-shocked-gif-22498327

[lusty geode]

Good content! ☝️

[zinc birch]

I'm here

[river bear]

basically guilds give you bablos

[crude chasm]

oh my gosh its doom slayer

[river bear]

1 or so every few hours

[river bear]

Oh gosh its doomslayer

And how are you that quick

[crude chasm]

I get notifications for tavern

[river bear]

Depending on how large the guild is

The larger the guild the more bablos

[river bear]

Whyy

Theres nothing here

[zinc birch]

Sure, I'll join the guild

[river bear]

Cool

[crude chasm]

Wdym? All of my favorite wb members are here

[river bear]

No

Osk is here

[potent flame]

Auhg

[zinc birch]

War over

[river bear]

Yaysies

Three more tokens for us

[twilit patio]

@vale spade just passing by to show you this :3c
-# interiors are not really my thing, so don't expect improvements

[vale spade]

Goddamn

I am flabbergasted

[gusty crag]

Is the bartender still in town?

[zinc birch]

Hmm, naybe

[vale spade]

Idk

@river bear is the bartender here??

[river bear]

the bartender is not here

[vale spade]

Bonkers

[gusty crag]

Interesting

[vale spade]

Do YOU want to become a bartender?

The 20th or 21st idk I forgot

[river bear]

NO YOU CANT

[vale spade]

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

https://tenor.com/view/lol-spongebob-crazy-laughing-laughing-hysterically-gif-17254630

[limpid horizon]

beer

[median jacinth]

Can i have a supa dupa cool space ship?

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/firing-attack-shot-shooting-star-destroyer-gif-9394419841825674730

One star destroyer

[median jacinth]

W

better then #1429932662939844640

[wispy veldt]

Actually...

[wide wraith]

gwuar

[vale spade]

Came across a pic of the lifeless qwas days 💔

[river bear]

damn

12k in 30 days

number 6

[vale spade]

My highest was 16k or 18k in a month

Which may round like a lot but the #1 and #2 at the time had +20k

This shit was on January 2024

So

Almost 2 years ago

[river bear]

damn 2024 was almost 2 years ago? ;-;

[wispy veldt]

Yes it's almost december

[river bear]

im going to die soon waaahh

[wide wraith]

dear god

[wispy veldt]

Shi it's gonna 2026 already

[lunar juniper]

dawg

why can’t I type anything

I’m tryna using commands

[river bear]

you can use commands in the #🏜playground

[lunar juniper]

how I use the spell love

I need food 💔

[lunar juniper]

how do I join a guild chat

[wispy veldt]

You have to be invited

Or just ask

[lunar juniper]

can I join someone’s guild

[river bear]

You can join our guild

[river bear]

_cast love

[river bear]

You can have some

[sour stratus]

Ahg jdhjdvjs

[lunar juniper]

mb

yay

[lunar juniper]

_I fell asleep lol

[river bear]

Everyone needs sleep (:

[lunar juniper]

I got school Tommorow so I probably won’t be on

making popcorn tho

[river bear]

Kk

[modern hawk]

👴

@river bear spare some change to an old friend

[wispy veldt]

[river bear]

no.

you have bablos

[lunar juniper]

I got a new spell

[dapper warren]

So funny that i decided to use that weird word

[river bear]

real we love it

what does it even mean though

just nothing?

[dapper warren]

From one russian book
Two meanings:

1. bablo is slur for calling money on russian
2. Formed from word "babel" as Babel city (original meaning from book)

[vale spade]

Slur for money?

Crazy

How do I become eligible to be called a bablo

[wispy veldt]

Bablos

Pablo

[river bear]

Pablo Picasso

[lusty geode]

Good Day

for Worldbox

💛

[river bear]

always a good day for worldbox

[lusty geode]

Yes. Everytime.

Everytime is worldbox time

[wispy veldt]

Box in a world

Wait what

[lusty geode]

Wait.. it is. You are right. World in a Box like.. Worldboxing.. Boxingworldofsuper.

[river bear]

@lunar juniper u on?

[lunar juniper]

yeah

mb

[lunar juniper]

do I have to pay taxes or

[river bear]

No you are being robbed empty by a very annoying @modern hawk

I’d recommend you to donate most of you gold to the guild and leave some behind for usage

You may withdraw that gold anytime you”d like

[lusty geode]

Cheers - to Box in a World.

[tiny ingot]

Hi

[lunar juniper]

this dude tried fucking robbing me again

[river bear]

Yea i know

[lunar juniper]

I’m gonna try robbing him

[river bear]

You cant

He has the trait “paranoid”

Which makes him immune to getting robbed

[lunar juniper]

broooo

[river bear]

You should get it too