🍻tavern

[mortal seal]

best

Remember old 2k olayers

[robust spade]

And from those around 20 play

[robust spade]

lol

2k registered

Only about 40-50 played

I mean

It is time consuming so i understand

30 mins per dungeon, CDs are big

And not to mention the resources that you consume to get to max

Avarage player will end at 100-200 atk, then you get us

And i need to run another 800-1000 dungeons for what i want

[mortal seal]

WHAAAT

way t much

[robust spade]

lol

Fr

166 days in cd

It would take more than a year

Considering i only do 3 a day

[mortal seal]

damn

[finite nova]

https://tenor.com/view/marching-german-army-gif-21810011

WAR WAR WAR

[mortal seal]

YAAH

[finite nova]

GET THE WAR CRIES IN @mortal seal @placid sinew @wide wraith @vale spade

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194896

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-braveheart-cheer-battle-cry-war-cry-gif-19285838

[mortal seal]

uhhh

[finite nova]

GLORY TO THM

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194895

FOR THE MUSHROOM KING

[mortal seal]

Nothing to rival
this heavy load!
pray for survival
end of the road!!!

[finite nova]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-civil-war-civil-war-charge-glory-union-gif-25539434

[vale spade]

FOR THE BARTENDER

FOR THE GODSLAYER

[finite nova]

1 MINUTE

[mortal seal]

your on the wrong
from the stun
and now your late
by the flame throweer guunnnn

[vale spade]

FOR THE HIGHWAYMEN

WE WILL WIN

[mortal seal]

YAHHH

[finite nova]

WE SHALL WIN

[vale spade]

Nothing to rival
this heavy load!
pray for survival
end of the road!!!

your on the wrong
from the stun
and now your late
by the flame throweer guunnnn

Lol

[mortal seal]

AAGGGHHH

[vale spade]

Lol

[mortal seal]

flamethrowweeerr!!!!

[finite nova]

IT HAS BEGUN

WAR WAR WAR

[robust spade]

LOL

[finite nova]

LMFAO @robust spade

[robust spade]

Idk how i lost but alr

[finite nova]

BRO

BRO

BRO

LMAO

[robust spade]

Fr

[pure mist]

fu king bubble

[robust spade]

@mortal seal

LOL

[vale spade]

We go brrr
We kill dragon

[pure mist]

Yooo

[robust spade]

What

How does this war works?

[pure mist]

im happy as long as kiddy lost

[robust spade]

What's happening lol

[mortal seal]

3 tokens for THM

or 4

idk

[vale spade]

Sorry

@placid sinew thm?

[robust spade]

No need

What's happening

[vale spade]

@finite nova give it to ertkif

[robust spade]

I thought war was about dmg?

[vale spade]

Or u do the honours

[robust spade]

How come lol

[vale spade]

Yes it is, but there is a chance to lose

[robust spade]

Oof

[wide wraith]

tokem

[robust spade]

I had 2x the dmg

[vale spade]

Donate to guild inventory

[wide wraith]

i did

[patent mulch]

How do we join a guild?

[wide wraith]

with great luck old members are going to have priority for now

[robust spade]

Wanna join my guild later?

The Outsiders

[patent mulch]

Yessir

[robust spade]

Imma send you server invite

[vale spade]

They aren't created yet

Wanna join the highwaymen?

We have most members and sre the only created guild

Plus we have guild number 0

[molten ruin]

I won somehow

[robust spade]

True

And i lost

[mortal seal]

@sweet abyss tell when your on so i can inv you

[mortal seal]

I fought Qwas 😦

sadly

*Tamoon

[patent mulch]

Sure

[vale spade]

What's your attack?

75?

60?

[patent mulch]

97

[placid sinew]

TOKEN

I POSSESS ONE OF THE FIVE FIRST TOKEN

[molten ruin]

Real

True

[placid sinew]

I HAVE THE ONE PIECE

[molten ruin]

True

[molten ruin]

I also had the one piece but o gave it

I shouldn’t have

[placid sinew]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[molten ruin]

But I did

[molten ruin]

It is not

[placid sinew]

True

[mortal seal]

you should have

[molten ruin]

Also if you want can I have that token?

[mortal seal]

now your the one who donated the one of the first 5 tokens

[placid sinew]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[placid sinew]

You'll use it so no

[molten ruin]

I won’t use it

I just want it

[mortal seal]

you know what is even more real

[placid sinew]

Joe

[mortal seal]

Highwaymen

[molten ruin]

Mama

[mortal seal]

NO

[molten ruin]

Oui

[placid sinew]

Where

[molten ruin]

Infront of you

[placid sinew]

Baguette fromage oui oui

[molten ruin]

Hmmm Oui Oui le pied baguette poisson

[placid sinew]

You love feet💀💀💀💀

[vale spade]

What the...

[molten ruin]

What

WHAT

[vale spade]

I knew he was a female french vampire but damn

Foot fetish

[molten ruin]

I am not!

[vale spade]

...

Any proof?

None!

[robust spade]

Hmmmmm

[molten ruin]

Yes I have proof

[vale spade]

Btw I gave u deputy chancellor role, I'll state what u need to do when I feel like it

[molten ruin]

Ok boss

[vale spade]

Show it

[molten ruin]

My arm is hairy

[vale spade]

What if you are lying?

[molten ruin]

Why would I be lying?

[vale spade]

Cus there is no evidence

[molten ruin]

I do insist i am not a Oui Oui le francais vampiree woman

[molten ruin]

No there is

[placid sinew]

You love le pied

[molten ruin]

I do not love le pied

[vale spade]

@placid sinew translation pls

[placid sinew]

I am not yes yes the french vampire woman

[vale spade]

Ok

[vale spade]

I assume that's feet?

[placid sinew]

Foot

[vale spade]

Ok!

[placid sinew]

PiedS is feet

[vale spade]

Now

To the matter of the token...

Can you donate it?

[placid sinew]

_g leave

[vale spade]

More token = more territory=more bablos

[placid sinew]

I will keep the One Piece

[vale spade]

no.

You do what mat did

Gib

I'll give you infinite choccy milk card

[molten ruin]

I sacrifed too much

[molten ruin]

I beg, give me the one piece

[vale spade]

A adamantite set is certainly not worth one token

It's worth less

And it isn't even perfect gear

It's all imperfect!

You did not lose anything

You would get more attack and defence with Max Blacksmith mythrill sets

[molten ruin]

Better

[vale spade]

...

Whatever

[molten ruin]

I should have kept the token

That’s my biggest regret

Other than becoming a foot loving french woman vampire allegedly

[vale spade]

Lmao

[molten ruin]

Lmao deez nuts

[astral holly]

Congrats @finite nova

[placid sinew]

The reason why mods don't moderate this place is not because they don't wan't to, It's because they don't know it exists

[molten ruin]

I also got a token sadly, I wish I had one still

[finite nova]

What happened here

[molten ruin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[placid sinew]

Calm down feet covered in pineapple french vampire woman

[molten ruin]

Huh?

What

The

Hell

[placid sinew]

You love feet and pineapple pizza

[wide wraith]

ewww feet

[molten ruin]

I hate both

[placid sinew]

You learned foot in french

Surely for a reason

[molten ruin]

I learned it for making a joke because some french people where blabbering about something

Also I learned it better in French class

[placid sinew]

You attend french classes? Disgusting

[wide wraith]

im still sad that my school dosen’t teach latin

[placid sinew]

You learned english? Even more disgusting

[molten ruin]

It was forced into the tech tree that I had to do

[placid sinew]

Well eh

[wide wraith]

now i have to learn stupid spanish

[molten ruin]

I decided to do tech class which had French lessons

[molten ruin]

HAHAHA

[placid sinew]

Why would you want to know latine?

It's useless

[wide wraith]

i think it’s interesting

[molten ruin]

Yeah just learn Italian

[placid sinew]

Tech class and french lessons? Wtf

[wide wraith]

and a lot of scientific words are deprived from it

[molten ruin]

Yes idk why they did that

[wide wraith]

and it has connections with a whole lotta languages

[molten ruin]

You can understand most of them by just learning Italian

[placid sinew]

You use a german language tho

[wide wraith]

and?

[placid sinew]

French superiority

[wide wraith]

nah to close to frenc

[wide wraith]

ew frenc

[molten ruin]

Its not that close

[placid sinew]

You sure

[molten ruin]

Also I hate french I just use it to make jokes

[wide wraith]

ye ye i dont care

[placid sinew]

Write a sentence in italian

[molten ruin]

Tell me, do you prefer the pizza pasta language or the baguette fromage language

[placid sinew]

@mortal seal the one piece

[mortal seal]

whats that;-;

im offering 7k gold

at first

you know what

[placid sinew]

Unique item i want hamza to make

[molten ruin]

Ciao io sono Nome, io ho un gatto

[mortal seal]

bruh

go to hell

[placid sinew]

Too many io ho

Wait...

The person who answered love feet

[molten ruin]

Hahahaa

[placid sinew]

Wait...

MhMmmMMmMmmmM

[molten ruin]

Io ho means “I have”

You dumb person

[placid sinew]

J iai

Got it

Same language bruh

[molten ruin]

It isn’t

[placid sinew]

It is

Italian is just more primitive

[molten ruin]

MORE PRIMITIVE?

Shut up!

We Atleast just need to sound out how to spell our words!

We don’t need to read them or do some long thinking

[placid sinew]

Gatto

[placid sinew]

?

[molten ruin]

G-A-T-T-O

[placid sinew]

Why two t

[wide wraith]

cat uwu

[placid sinew]

Get out

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-face-sad-face-cute-gif-26023855

[molten ruin]

Gee, ah, t, t, o

[wide wraith]

no

[placid sinew]

Primitive

[molten ruin]

No uwu’s in Italian

[wide wraith]

[molten ruin]

Shut

Your mouth

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-smug-anime-stare-gif-17603924

[placid sinew]

I'm not speaking

[molten ruin]

Hmmmm

Do not use your hands

[placid sinew]

Ofc you want me to use my feet😮‍💨

[molten ruin]

NO

[wide wraith]

your mom

[wide wraith]

ew

[molten ruin]

No yours

[placid sinew]

🤓

[wide wraith]

[placid sinew]

Yes!!!! Get out

[wide wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/736281082361806857/1111391222410530936/296CD5C8-F7B9-4D18-8496-09016E743B20.gif

[placid sinew]

@toxic spade

[astral holly]

Uh oh

[placid sinew]

Nobody's coming anyways

[astral holly]

Ah I know who I could call to fix this

[wide wraith]

mate you pinged the wrong moderator

[placid sinew]

Ik

[molten ruin]

No

[wide wraith]

YES

[molten ruin]

No

Stop

[wide wraith]

YES

[molten ruin]

NO

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizar-adventure-jotaro-kujo-gif-22968904

[molten ruin]

Yes!

NO

[placid sinew]

I will

[astral holly]

Nevermore

[wide wraith]

huh?

[placid sinew]

Beat the crap out if you

[wide wraith]

if i what?

[molten ruin]

If you continue being afflicted with the horn

[astral holly]

I will ping fmis if y’all dont pipe down

[molten ruin]

Ok

[wide wraith]

sorry im bad with names whos that again?

[astral holly]

One of the furry mods

[placid sinew]

@raven birch

[wide wraith]

ah him

[astral holly]

That one yes

[raven birch]

hm?

[wide wraith]

hi

[raven birch]

heyo

[placid sinew]

A mod is here!!!

[wide wraith]

ye

[placid sinew]

Burn the evidence !!!

[wide wraith]

how observant have you also noticed the green of the grass and the blue of the sky?

[astral holly]

Do you even know what either of those looks like 💀

[placid sinew]

Yes

[wide wraith]

yeah

[molten ruin]

Ah true, but have you noticed that water in big quantities, is also blue?

[wide wraith]

i touched grass just one week ago

[astral holly]

That means you don’t live in New York or Chicago

[placid sinew]

It's not colored

[wide wraith]

yeah im german

[molten ruin]

I touched it yesterday and today

[placid sinew]

💀

[astral holly]

It reflects the sky

[placid sinew]

Right

[molten ruin]

Deep pools?

Oceans

[wide wraith]

who the fuck actually touches grass? i only did it for the joke

[astral holly]

Reflect the sky or the bottom

[wide wraith]

like do you crouch down and touch grass?

[astral holly]

You like walk in it

[molten ruin]

I took this photo while outside

[molten ruin]

Yep

[placid sinew]

It's me!

[wide wraith]

zee proof that i touched grass

[molten ruin]

No

[molten ruin]

Weak arm

[wide wraith]

yeah im a twig

[raven birch]

any reason for ping? :3

[astral holly]

I will admit that mouse movement is odd

[placid sinew]

This is where i hide from the cops walk.

[molten ruin]

I also took a photo of my dog

[wide wraith]

cute

[astral holly]

Tamoon being weird in chat

And me threatening to ping you

[wide wraith]

probably means this

[placid sinew]

Well... Umm...
@astral holly

[raven birch]

yeah, mabye don't

[placid sinew]

That's not me

[wide wraith]

damn

[wide wraith]

guess ill have to calm down

[molten ruin]

Yes I know, that’s my dog

[placid sinew]

Justice has been delivered

[astral holly]

Thank you fmis

[raven birch]

x3

back to general now

[placid sinew]

Still not me

[molten ruin]

Nice doge

[wide wraith]

bye

[molten ruin]

NOW I CAN FINALLY GET THE ONE PIECE

[placid sinew]

NOOOO

[molten ruin]

Yes

[wide wraith]

behold my old dog

[placid sinew]

THE ONE PIECE IS MINE!!!

[placid sinew]

Not me still

[molten ruin]

Very white, not banana colored, I give it a 7.5/10

[wide wraith]

not banana coloured

[molten ruin]

This is banana coloured

[wide wraith]

cute

[molten ruin]

The perfect being are often similar to bananas

[mortal seal]

my dog is smallest damn

noone has that smol.dog

[wide wraith]

my dogs pretty small for a shepherd

[molten ruin]

I have an extremely skinny cat

[wide wraith]

was like hip height for me

[wide wraith]

so around 80 cm

[placid sinew]

1650: half the world: 🇬🇧
The other half: 🇫🇷

[molten ruin]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Italy

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[placid sinew]

💀

[wide wraith]

frenc

[molten ruin]

My dog is medium size

[wide wraith]

i do agree bananas are delicious

[molten ruin]

Perfected

[wide wraith]

and good for bad jokes

[molten ruin]

You will not eat my banana coloured dog

[wide wraith]

tho i cant make these here

[molten ruin]

She is one in 5

[wide wraith]

bring the utensils

[molten ruin]

You will need a barbecue

Minimum

[wide wraith]

were eating good tonight

[placid sinew]

Stop talking about food guys

[wide wraith]

nah

[molten ruin]

milk

Milk

[placid sinew]

Should i ping a mod again?

[molten ruin]

NOOOOOOOO

[wide wraith]

bro i didnt even say anything

id say that the eating the dog joke is worse

[mortal seal]

whos

[wide wraith]

his

[placid sinew]

MhMmmMMmMmmmM

[mortal seal]

WAT

[molten ruin]

HUH?

WHAT

[mortal seal]

bro

i meant

[wide wraith]

oh its not yours?

[mortal seal]

is it cow milk

or goat

[placid sinew]

💀

[mortal seal]

or sheep

[molten ruin]

Its probably from a cow

[wide wraith]

wait a sec

[molten ruin]

Not from a bad bet

[wide wraith]

thats not what i meant

[placid sinew]

You guys are dirty minded 💀💀💀

[mortal seal]

indeed

[molten ruin]

Stop thinking I can produce milk or that I am a woman

[placid sinew]

You are

[wide wraith]

bro i just meant that you probably bought the milk

[molten ruin]

I am not

[placid sinew]

Kwas says otherwise

[wide wraith]

i mean men can technically lactate

[molten ruin]

True, true I did buy it, but someone broke the carton of it and I needed to put it in a glass bottle

[mortal seal]

Qwas*

[molten ruin]

From where?

[placid sinew]

Kwas**

[wide wraith]

the upperbody

[mortal seal]

from shop

[mortal seal]

Qwas***

[molten ruin]

Qwas is only saying that because of lazydonkey

[molten ruin]

Real

[mortal seal]

no 4 stars heh

[wide wraith]

****bolt

[mortal seal]

no

hes Qwas

[placid sinew]

Kwas****

[mortal seal]

Or IMP

[molten ruin]

So nipples?

[wide wraith]

********nolt

[wide wraith]

yes

[molten ruin]

**khaorn

[wide wraith]

****************your mom

[molten ruin]

Yours**

[mortal seal]

im my mother and father

[placid sinew]

********bitch

[mortal seal]

uhh

[placid sinew]

Ufksjfufu

[molten ruin]

**Schizophrenic

[placid sinew]

Orphans

[molten ruin]

you can’t be your parents

[placid sinew]

Call technoboade

[wide wraith]

**femboy

[mortal seal]

bro

sb

meant

[molten ruin]

No

[placid sinew]

Kwas is a femboy now

[molten ruin]

Well

[mortal seal]

@vale spade

[wide wraith]

canon

[molten ruin]

I gotta say it

[mortal seal]

_gathet

[molten ruin]

@vale spade officially you are a femboy

[wide wraith]

noob

[vale spade]

no, he is not

[placid sinew]

@Kwas*

[vale spade]

Fuck off

I'm a manly man

[molten ruin]

I am very sorry

[wide wraith]

[molten ruin]

You are not a femboy

[placid sinew]

YES

[mortal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/fungi32-fungiblefungi32-bog-nft-mushroom-gif-24744226

[vale spade]

I shall show you my symbol of manly manism, my smol moustache

[molten ruin]

Real

[molten ruin]

Fungus

[mortal seal]

my brother

[molten ruin]

I have a rat moustache

[wide wraith]

finally im not the one being accused of being a femboy

[placid sinew]

You're adopted

[mortal seal]

wat

no

bro

[placid sinew]

Furry femboy

[molten ruin]

No because you are Infact a furry femboy

[wide wraith]

does a femboy have manly arm hair?

we dont talk about my legs cuz i actually shave them

[mortal seal]

you tell us

[molten ruin]

Yes, he also looks like a skinny mess of bones

[placid sinew]

Does a femboy shave? Yas

[mortal seal]

weird

[wide wraith]

its comfy

[mortal seal]

...

[molten ruin]

Shaving legs? Pitiful

[wide wraith]

i like having smooth legs ok

[vale spade]

This gud nuf?

[mortal seal]

lol

[molten ruin]

Literally my moustache

[mortal seal]

ok

[wide wraith]

behold very manly arm hair

[molten ruin]

No you MUST HAVE EXTREMELY NON SMOOTH LEGS THAT ARE MADE TO STOMP SKULLS

[mortal seal]

too white light source

[molten ruin]

Pity this fool

[mortal seal]

and why does it look you don't have t shirt

[wide wraith]

ah and pls ignore the smal scare on my arm

[wide wraith]

i am wearing one

[placid sinew]

Me being kinda thin even tho i eat like a pig

[wide wraith]

i wear a jacket most of the time

[molten ruin]

Whut

[mortal seal]

oki?

i mean

[placid sinew]

Imma make a game where you're a femboy and you need to defeat that mustache

[wide wraith]

same

[mortal seal]

is the jacket made of leather @wide wraith

[wide wraith]

i wish i was able to just gain weight

[wide wraith]

nah

[mortal seal]

why

don't

you

buy

super

expensive

jacket

[wide wraith]

to many thigh highs

jk i only have one pair

[molten ruin]

You aren’t cool

[molten ruin]

HUH?

[placid sinew]

HUH

[molten ruin]

OH that’s why you shave your legs! You need to get into your thigh highs

[mortal seal]

pair of what?

[wide wraith]

thigh highs

[wide wraith]

bro

i dont sell myself

[mortal seal]

lol

prostitution

even selling hair

is

[molten ruin]

HMMMMMMMMMMM

[placid sinew]

@rich pebble

[molten ruin]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/that-would-be-your-mother-yo-mama-tf2spy-your-mother-gif-18581256

[mortal seal]

bro what

is that even somethinf i can't say here

[wide wraith]

nahhhhhh

[molten ruin]

Apparently yours too

[wide wraith]

wtf

[placid sinew]

Why is someone named mods💀

[molten ruin]

WHAT

[mortal seal]

nah

[molten ruin]

Jokes

[mortal seal]

my mother would look to bad to be that thing

[molten ruin]

Beyond our imagination

[mortal seal]

noone would by her

ngl

[wide wraith]

damn

[molten ruin]

X

[mortal seal]

bro

poor guy

[wide wraith]

bro stop pinging the poor man

[placid sinew]

@toxic spade123

Fuck

[placid sinew]

lol

[mortal seal]

_c

_p

_gather

[placid sinew]

Die

[mortal seal]

omg les go adamantine

[placid sinew]

💀💀

[molten ruin]

Yep

[molten ruin]

Schizophrenia

[mortal seal]

noo

i wish

🥹

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[mortal seal]

yk its just...

[wide wraith]

the worst is i didnt even buy those thigh highs and now people call me a femboy because of them

[molten ruin]

Oh yeah with schizophrenia you can have actual friends

[mortal seal]

....joe

[placid sinew]

Just think about it. Everything you've lived to this point is unreal

[molten ruin]

Why would you wear them then?

[mortal seal]

schizophrenia hmmm

[placid sinew]

Mama

[molten ruin]

Nah

[wide wraith]

who said i do?

[molten ruin]

Then why do you have them?

[mortal seal]

because its

[wide wraith]

that one idiot gave me them for my birthday

[mortal seal]

your classmate?

or

friend

[wide wraith]

yeah

[molten ruin]

Throw them out mayhaps

[placid sinew]

💀

[wide wraith]

classmate and the dude that rejected me

[mortal seal]

i tell my classmates nothing

[placid sinew]

💀💀💀

[mortal seal]

they don't know my birth

[mortal seal]

rip

[placid sinew]

Wat your bd

[mortal seal]

21/23st of february

idk

if its 21 or 23

i mean

why would i know it

[placid sinew]

How do you not know 💀

[mortal seal]

because....

how can I

if I hate my parents

[wide wraith]

im suprised some mod didnt come here

[mortal seal]

and they hate me

[wide wraith]

im a idiot

[craggy mango]

[mortal seal]

lol

[wide wraith]

oh a mod came

[mortal seal]

oh damn

[wide wraith]

hai

[craggy mango]

Hello

[mortal seal]

@craggy mango gib druid role

else ill rob you in sb XD

[craggy mango]

Admins can

[mortal seal]

didn't even created yet

[mortal seal]

dammit

[placid sinew]

I hate nothing and everything at the same Time. Schyzophrenia

[craggy mango]

I don't have anything anyways

[molten ruin]

This is an official shit yourself moment

[mortal seal]

what

[molten ruin]

I Infact shat myself

[mortal seal]

damn

[placid sinew]

Hello there

[wide wraith]

btw is the first part of the word banned or the word itself?

[mortal seal]

lets gamble at casino

[craggy mango]

The word

[wide wraith]

ok

[placid sinew]

Me too

[wide wraith]

thanks

[molten ruin]

I may need a cleaning

Because I am in fear

[astral holly]

We have had two mods come to tavern in an hour

You guys are ruining our reputation

[placid sinew]

We must clean

[wide wraith]

guess im just that talented

[molten ruin]

One was called and the other was not

[astral holly]

Fair

[molten ruin]

Yes

[placid sinew]

What reputation?

[astral holly]

The one where we don’t need to be checked on

[molten ruin]

Also you know how many mods play SB?

[wide wraith]

oh the second one came because i said a banned word im pretty sure they get a ping or something

[placid sinew]

Oh right

[wide wraith]

happened to me before

[molten ruin]

You shouldn’t say that you potato

[astral holly]

No

[wide wraith]

don’t remember what i said tho

[placid sinew]

One

Two

[raven birch]

[wide wraith]

ey it wasn’t that bad of an word

[molten ruin]

Yeah

[wide wraith]

hai

[molten ruin]

It was pretty bad

[mortal seal]

what word was it

[raven birch]

:3

don't

[wide wraith]

nah

[mortal seal]

@raven birch furry

[placid sinew]

🫡

[wide wraith]

not even close

[mortal seal]

what?

[raven birch]

indeed

[mortal seal]

i just used stars

[molten ruin]

DAMN IT TAMOON YOU CALLED IN THE WHOLE SQUAD

[mortal seal]

...

[molten ruin]

DAMN

[astral holly]

Called in the mod team 💀

[raven birch]

the second someone says something the automodded all the mods appear

its funny

[molten ruin]

It makes me shit myself

Every time

[wide wraith]

yeah i thought thats the case

[placid sinew]

Bich

[astral holly]

Like moths to a flame

[mortal seal]

@raven birch do you know irresponsible admin?

[craggy mango]

<@&576402235185954873>

[wide wraith]

like flies to a pile of shit

[molten ruin]

NOT AGAIN

[wide wraith]

damn

[raven birch]

who?

[astral holly]

Oh damn he actually did the role ping

[placid sinew]

🙂11/09

[mortal seal]

idk

im asking

[craggy mango]

No

[mortal seal]

if you

[astral holly]

Orange and mastef

[mortal seal]

know anyone irresponsible

[molten ruin]

Orange is pretty irresponsible

[raven birch]

was just about to say that

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[mortal seal]

@alpine shuttle wanna give me druid role ?

[molten ruin]

Hehe

[molten ruin]

Are you mad?

[astral holly]

Or he’ll just mute you for a year

[mortal seal]

no?

[placid sinew]

9 11

[wide wraith]

yes he is

[mortal seal]

oh shit

[molten ruin]

Ok

[mortal seal]

@raven birch do you see deleted messages

[raven birch]

yes

[wide wraith]

probably

[mortal seal]

shitt

[molten ruin]

Great I am stuck with these not very smart people

[mortal seal]

oh god

im so dead

[wide wraith]

hey im a genius

[placid sinew]

Ertkif will get thanos snapped today🫡

[astral holly]

Same here bud

[wide wraith]

i just dislike to think

[mortal seal]

uhh

ummm

[raven birch]

what did you dooo :3

[mortal seal]

whats the orange nickname

[astral holly]

Ping mastef

[mortal seal]

please

[wide wraith]

my mom still hate me for the fact that i dont use my intelligence

[molten ruin]

You called the whole mod team

[wide wraith]

your crazy

[molten ruin]

Yep

[wide wraith]

a genius at causing trouble

[mortal seal]

I need to ask him for backup

[astral holly]

Don’t ping maxim

He’s not nice

[placid sinew]

Mmh

[raven birch]

don't really see anything wrong tbh

[mortal seal]

I did ping mastef and maxim before sooo

idk

[astral holly]

At least to people to ping him

[wide wraith]

but that pumpkin face looks so cute i dont belive you

[molten ruin]

Yep, you know for how I may act like a idiot I am not that much of a idiot myself

[craggy mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-gif-18390434

[mortal seal]

ofc ur not idiot

your Highwayman

soooo

[astral holly]

He is different behind the pfp

[topaz sparrow]

@raven birch get summoned

[lunar gorge]

the peasant tavern

[wide wraith]

you know our avg member aint to smart

[topaz sparrow]

True

[lunar gorge]

the unroyal disgust me

[topaz sparrow]

royal tavern is better

[molten ruin]

All the mods want a drink

[mortal seal]

more like avg THM member is stupid

[wide wraith]

nah

i like this place

[mortal seal]

No

[wide wraith]

yeah exactly

[mortal seal]

sb is better than xp

[molten ruin]

I am very royal

[craggy mango]

He good

[raven birch]

ercan moment

[topaz sparrow]

Sir you dont have access

[mint sonnet]

What is happening here

[topaz sparrow]

you cannot be speaking

[lunar gorge]

#🌟royal-tavern access where then?

[molten ruin]

Where can it be found?

[molten ruin]

Wait real?

[wide wraith]

or they are to quick on their actions like me

[mortal seal]

i don't need acess

[lunar gorge]

yes

[topaz sparrow]

get dragon

[lunar gorge]

the tavern of royalty

[molten ruin]

Oh cool

[mint sonnet]

Oh hey level 19 soon I will be bear on my main and my alt

[molten ruin]

I will one day

[wide wraith]

yeah thats the royal tavern

[mortal seal]

go to hell

[lunar gorge]

none of you low ranks can understand the true greatness and status that comes with #🌟royal-tavern

[mortal seal]

don't even have character

[topaz sparrow]

anyways im going back to #🌎general

[lunar gorge]

same

[mortal seal]

and you can't understand robbing ppl in speciesbox

[molten ruin]

I understand that it is immensely powerful

[lunar gorge]

let us leave these lowly ranks

[mint sonnet]

Shut up river uhh

[astral holly]

Tamoon called the whole squad

[lunar gorge]

peasants

[mortal seal]

its cursed don't

[molten ruin]

I will upgrade soon

[wide wraith]

eh i dont like that place to alive for my taste

[wide wraith]

your mom

[molten ruin]

I will soon become a great high rank

[mortal seal]

no

[mint sonnet]

Doubt

[molten ruin]

Yes

[mortal seal]

high ranks have high ego

[mint sonnet]

Don't leave us

[molten ruin]

I have a great ego

[wide wraith]

yeee im very talented

[craggy mango]

Average conversation pattern in royal tavern
(Message A)
(Message B)
(Message B)
(Message B)
(Message B)
(chain breaker Message C)
(angry message D)

[smoky tide]

Big bottles

[wide wraith]

exactly

[molten ruin]

Real

[quartz helm]

,collect

[mint sonnet]

Why

[mortal seal]

NO

[mint sonnet]

Whhyyyy

[quartz helm]

moneh

[mortal seal]

check the pins

[tidal eagle]

real

[mint sonnet]

Would u do that here

[mortal seal]

also

[craggy mango]

Bro has to collect in every channel

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[quartz helm]

yes

[raven birch]

general is, eh

[mortal seal]

@quartz helm can I take a loan

[mint sonnet]

High ranks are stoopid

[quartz helm]

how much

[molten ruin]

General is good

[quartz helm]

also I have a 50% interest rate

[wide wraith]

am i a high rank?

[molten ruin]

Not true

[mortal seal]

1m

[wide wraith]

am not stupid

[quartz helm]

one second

,bal

[mortal seal]

yas

[tidal eagle]

Ik for a fact you won't say that when you rank up

[mortal seal]

oh tree

[placid sinew]

You leveled up fast

[craggy mango]

I give 0% interest loan

[quartz helm]

ok I have 11 million

[mortal seal]

wanna get inv to Guild

[wide wraith]

rich boi

[craggy mango]

I have 80 million

[molten ruin]

I will become a high rank soon enough, my grand ego will forever exist

[quartz helm]

I didnt know I had 11 million tbh

[mint sonnet]

Ur p2w not high rank

[wide wraith]

gimme all 80

[mortal seal]

i gtg

@mint sonnet ask Tamoon for inv

[wide wraith]

yay im smart

[quartz helm]

@mortal seal I will expect a return investment

[mint sonnet]

What

[hollow bay]

chatd spkease tell me the meaning of life, ae i would lukt e to kboe ehoe qjd why 2r edist

Aais thetr ARE WREASO?

[mint sonnet]

The stupid mushroom wants inv

[craggy mango]

Earn it (Convince rich users to give Coins)

[molten ruin]

Please spell normally

[raven birch]

anyways, back to general

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041336876797272076/1147535866747699362/spinning-spin.gif

[quartz helm]

,give @mortal seal 1,000,000

[dawn siren]

anonymous_fish

@mortal seal has received your 1,000,000

[mint sonnet]

Why are there so many mods here

[wide wraith]

mah im to lazy for that

[mint sonnet]

I disapprove

[molten ruin]

I’m heading there soon, as I have heard from my agents, it’s a cool place

[hollow bay]

WHY DO WE EXIST, EHAT IS THE OURPOSE OF LIFE? EHST IS OUR PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD

[craggy mango]

Tavern is going down

[wide wraith]

i said a bad word

[quartz helm]

,deposit all

[mint sonnet]

The purge of the last free world

[quartz helm]

ok im good now

anyways

[hollow bay]

EHSY UF GOUBGD IN IBF NY OUFR

[lunar gorge]

the police have been called to see your lack of respect for us royals

[wide wraith]

and meow theyre just chilling here

[placid sinew]

Only degenerates here

[hollow bay]

HRRHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE CHAT YELL ME PLEASE VEFIRE I FORGIR

[wide wraith]

fuck i hate myself for that pun

[mint sonnet]

#🌎general someone will do it there were half normal here

[placid sinew]

You adapted fast

[wide wraith]

were not normal

[quartz helm]

MEANING OF LIFE IS TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

GIVE YOURSELF GOALS

[mint sonnet]

Nug is always watching

[placid sinew]

[quartz helm]

OR IDK COMMITT AS MANY CRIMES AS YOU WANT

[mint sonnet]

Hell send in dms

[wide wraith]

yeeee chaos chaos i can do anything

[hollow bay]

MY LIDFE EFDOESNT HSCR S GISL I JUST LIVE FHSERENDITPOSUIUSLY &(? Why WHY?@99

[quartz helm]

you theoretically can

just, you might get stopped

[placid sinew]

So poetic

[wide wraith]

stop this knoife

[quartz helm]

well...
if you want to go by the biological purpose of life..

[tidal eagle]

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to you too

[placid sinew]

F*ck

[quartz helm]

the end goal of all organisms is to produce offspring
do with that as you wish

[tidal eagle]

aroace ppl:

[wide wraith]

but i like men

[placid sinew]

...

[quartz helm]

well the purpose is optional

[wide wraith]

yay

[tidal eagle]

so it isn't a purpose

[quartz helm]

no it is

it

[tidal eagle]

the purpose in life is to have brief disagreements with everyone then die

[quartz helm]

is just optional if you dont want it

[vale spade]

Yup

[tidal eagle]

and THAT is a NON optional one

[vale spade]

Thou wats to seem my leg?

[quartz helm]

I will agree with everybody on earth to prove you wrong

so, you are absolutely correct

[molten ruin]

I Don’t care

And if you do

[tidal eagle]

real

[molten ruin]

Eliminate

It

[vale spade]

No

[molten ruin]

What?

[vale spade]

I will not

[quartz helm]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lore-fan-help-gaming-gif-17337663

[molten ruin]

Good

[tidal eagle]

is this a trazyn reference

[quartz helm]

yes fr

[tidal eagle]

real

[hollow bay]

THIS ID KOT A GOAL THIS IS JUST A LJKE BATTUER TO MY GOAL WHY?W hayM aw Wh688M

[quartz helm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815958252118212630/895732441610850314/image0-178.gif

[molten ruin]

“What? You don’t know about the Horus heresy? Well let me explain it, you see…”

[quartz helm]

live footage of french people going to get dinner

[quartz helm]

I am listening

go on

[molten ruin]

“Hon hon Oui Oui”

[molten ruin]

So there is this great god called the god emperor right?

[quartz helm]

wait wasnt the heresy when a bunch of legions rebelled against the god emperor

[molten ruin]

He created many sons

[tidal eagle]

deez nuts are a great god

[finite nova]

Wait

The fuck

[molten ruin]

Yes and also those legions also had primarchs and they also had entire worlds

[finite nova]

New people

[placid sinew]

Matpat moment

[quartz helm]

interesting

[molten ruin]

That don’t play SB

[finite nova]

WHY ARE THEY HERE

[molten ruin]

I’m a warhammer nerd… my god

[molten ruin]

Furry mod redirected them here

[raven birch]

who did it this time

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[quartz helm]

let me ping trazyn so he can prepare a presentation of the entire ordeal

[finite nova]

@raven birch YOU

[quartz helm]

@simple crystal horus heresy, go

[raven birch]

someone said something automodded again

[molten ruin]

Yep

[raven birch]

hiii

[finite nova]

I wad isolated here peacefully

With rebrs

[molten ruin]

HEY, one day I will become a mid role!

[raven birch]

i accidentally brang #🌎general here

[tidal eagle]

the incursion

[molten ruin]

Which is good, more people to play a very cool game

[wide wraith]

hai monke

[teal spoke]

how dare you bring these mortals to my channel >:(

[molten ruin]

The incursion of the Spanish

[simple crystal]

SO THERE’S THIS GUY

NAMED THE EMPEROR

[finite nova]

KICK THEM OUT HAMZA

[tidal eagle]

you aren't immortal enough to resist this tomahawk cruise missile

[molten ruin]

Me mr trazyn

[finite nova]

Tavern has been infected

[raven birch]

oopsies

[tidal eagle]

that's inquisition

[placid sinew]

Give me the One Piece

[simple crystal]

AND HE’S UNIFYING THE GALAXY UNDER HIS RULE AND THE BELIEF THAT GODS ARE CRINGE AND HUMANITY HAS THE RIGHT TO RULE OVER ALL THE GALAXY

[molten ruin]

Yep

[simple crystal]

A ATHIEST’S HEAVEN

[teal spoke]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/693897754753105942/919001950413008906/image0-238.gif

[simple crystal]

ONLY ISSUE IS

[teal spoke]

here you go

[simple crystal]

The year is 29,000 and he has to unify Earth

[quartz helm]

oh, is he a zealot?

[molten ruin]

He is also a god

[simple crystal]

So he spends

[molten ruin]

Technically