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yknow
Same as they got us
Blood red men got us all
I canāt remember anything past the first raid of general
We have an official history book yknow
so many charges at general
I couldn't bring myself to end the lives of captured eggites, on many occassions I would sometimes sneakily let them flee
im coming from the college of winterhold
A sequence of the book is currently being animated as we speak
No one blames you
Where can I find said book
Itās currently private
But you will see in due time
We can share snippets.
Donāt post anything that will get us banned #1
On one day there were four charges at general, and on all of them we were routed, I remember as I played the bugle and shouted out battle cry after cry for the thousandth time trying to lift my comrade's spirits
Oh yeah I was there during the first siege
||During the feud, Lime Green Man #0 grew weak. His strength was dwindling and his powers needed a new host. In a last ditch effort to muster together all chance of survival, he bestowed his power to his first born child, #1. #1 accepted and was engulfed in pure might. His foot slipped on the hot, balfawaternium floor. He stumbled, his hand colliding with an adjacent rock. This collision released a surge of energy so immense, that a ripple in the fabric of the space-time continuum was formed. This phenomenon caused a wormhole to Ancient Sparta to unfurl in Lime Green Man#3ās room. Amidst all of the chaos,#3 was seen idle, playing with his novelty train set of which was a gift from Lime Green Man#2. Said train set was brutally destroyed when millions of Spartan Hoplites flooded out of the portal, causing #3 to convulse into pure ferocity. In a pit of fury, #3 unleashed his beast-like powers upon the Spartans. It was later calculated that #3 killed 13 Spartan Hoplites every millisecond. ||
after that all I remember is a sharp pain in my leg as I ran and then falling into a rock
As a citizen
mf just came back exploring a dwemer ruin
This is a short extract, probably the only thing we can share on the server as we would get banned if we showed it all
May your roads lead you to warm sands.
It breaks like every guideline
I can still see that hill, with that cannon mounted on top of it, the charge after charge after charge, and the retreat after retreat after retreat
woah
Well not every
But damn
Itās true so
Just very
Vivid
Too in detail if you will
Sometimes I still feel the urge to kill and to destroy
the warm sands of elsweyr?
I knew a guy from elsweyr
Is mastef here
The warm sands of Egypt?
funny looking man, kinda furry, looked like a tiger or sumthin
No just us lime green men
To the dunes of hammerfell
Oh ok
but cyrodiil is the best
it has the statue of martin septim
š§
Dinner
WHAT
PREPOSTEROUS
LIME GREEN MEN CANT POST GIFS
IN TAVERN
TBIS IS AN OUTRAGE
hold on I will be back, I think there might be a fight in weekend
I might be back soon
martin smashed the amulet of kings to release the god akatosh
he had to kill mehrunes dagon
God speed
To battle I hear the call
š«”
Then drink and eat while you can
Not enough to throw up
Just enough to be energised
š„šŗ
Eat bitch
Thankyou for the money
sorry for the whole door thing
We will rebuild
Sorry about the calcis viridis
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Thing
We were casting a spell
It was necisarry
FUCK
AUTO
CORRECT
necessary
There
Who wants eggs here
So the egg wars are still going on?
Sad
Loving the pfp
Cya
The moderator darkangel is not welcome here
We sense a bad feeling
Lime green senses are tingling
Do as you may, sire.
thank you for the food and drink
Donāt mention it
Next ones on the house
If they do storm this place I will kick their ass
Hmmmmmmm
Good God
the mod are muting everyone in general
I had to leave
two of my friends were downed
we routed the eggs though
Was it a victory in the end
Yo its bit rare finding channel without eggs.
Yeah
It took effort to keep it that way
So donāt bring it in here
Our humble tavern
This channel must remain anti egg, no matter the cost
I have been promoted
Itās neither
True
I couldn't take it for free
This channel is neutral let us drink!
šŗ
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Yo its evolving....
Wot is
Huh
Dam
I
Donāt start saying anything they prob lurking
Yep
Always spams "qnti eggs"
I don't think soo
Aight thatās nice
Don't post propaganda here
Just donāt have the war here
Btw yāall see that mastef online
Or i swear
Yeh
Don't Post here
This is far east ideology
im xenophobic
Donāt care
What is
My discord was laggy so bad when people were at the climax
What in the tavern?
Hm
This tavern is for speciesbox stuff
Well there is nowhere we can go,
Lime green now
Maybe control your server mr admin
Itās an admin Iām new here so I didnāt know what it was for sorry
It can be both
Your pfps are horrifying, I will take my leave
I will love my tavern
fair enough
They are beautiful where we are from
Ig itās an acquired taste
Helicopter man Holding a ak-47
Your pfp is pretty cool mr admin sir
Meat rider
Ngl
That was terrifying
I thought I was gonna have to say goodbye to my tavern
Iām not tryna get banned from a server I spend money on boosting it
Iāll never take it for granted again
Iām only pissing about itās okay
Idc how much you love them
god
I just boost most of the servers Iām in
you joined at a dodgy time
Yeah lmao
Friend invited me
one of the devs posted an egg
The middle of a war
everyone went balistic
Never happened before I donāt think
now its some form of war idk
general was completely flooded with eggs
so we came here away from mods, spam, slow mode and eggs
so we just came here so we could chat ig
And
without annoying spam
Booze
ofc
And bc we need house
then the egg people came and spammed in here
but then they left coz the anti people
omg a safe zone?
also I designed a flag for the 54th company
Whatās done is done
i forgot about tavern
yes a safe zone
Yes
A lime green safe zone
@barren matrix what time zone is it for you currently
And also
Who promoted you
If it isnāt late for you, periodically check the tavern if you can
Itās very late for me and #1
So imma head off
My phone is running low so I will leave for a few minutes but I will be back
Alr
Just keep the tavern tidy
Also if any admin or dev sees this
Donāt take my tavern from me Iād be homeless otherwise
Lol
Iām pretty sure the only way to ban me would be to change my name
I kinda wanna become a mod
So Iām not mod in one server when Iām mod in every other server
Hello
Tomorrow I think
I can finally return after my second punishment
Well hello everybody
Hello
I'm here as the provisional runner of the tavern
till the green men come back
Why is this still alive?! Go back to general is youāre not posting about species box you shits!
Damn Tavern became a neutral country
Hello Everyone
Well worldbox chat crazy as always
Pretty much
So we still rooting for some announcement today because the egg can maybe mean a 0 so 0 days was yesterday
Or like someone said. It takes 24 hours for an egg to hatch so maybe some kind of announcement in 24 hours
True
Im just hoping for something but if it doesnt happen i am not going to be mad
Safe zone no egs
So whats yall prediction dates?
Tomorrow
But i do have a feeling that today we gonna get an announcement detailing the one major thing they didnt say
Last update to betax was 8 hours ago
Hm. Maybe theyre hatching something like a release date or an update or the unknown feature revealing his head
i just want maxim to give birth to the update, it's been so long, it has been developing in his belly for long enough, it shall be released upon us, 15.0 will bring salvation to all!!!!
It will really stop all the 9 year old kids in the chat but i dont think its ready yet soo
Man even the mods cant contain this
Eggs must fry
People like eating cookie dough instead of a cookie
Yeah ive heard
Doing the thing with 2d was the biggest mistake the devs could ever make
Yep
Yāall hearing about these fish people
What fish people?
People keep mentioning them
They wanted war with anti eggs according to the egg leader
Wow a larp about the features in the new worldbox update
Why canāt I see #šroyal-tavern anymore
Nvm Iām dumb
And yeah chats really going crazy over it rn
Especially general
We donāt talk about egg land
Yeah even the mods stop interfering lol. They know this cant be stopped
Yeah
Oo. Mastef status is now gotta catch em all
Maxim created a war zone with 1 egg š
Yeah
Dang
Im wondering why he isnt in not disturb mode cause there is a lot of messaging in worldbox chat
Who knows
Hopefully the eggs will go away whenever the update actually does come out
Yeah i hope they announce something today so maybe they stop this madness
So we can all have good conversations in worldbox chat about worldbox
Right
Facts
To be fair this update is big enough they could probably have done it in multiple parts
Right now there are like 3 kinds of people in worldbox chat.
1.crazy and keep screaming update
2. Guys that dont know anything that happend
3. Guys that are chill and talking normally but theres a small portion of them
imagine if maxim delays just to annoy those 9 year olds
That would be funny to a degree but also I want my update 
i predict it will come out today
Yeah but i do believe eithier 22 march or easter to be a plausible date
what else would 1d/2d stand for?
Well now its only š„d
I would agree but the steam page posts said they were just debugging like 4 days ago
š„ is stand in for 0
I doubt itāll take that long
š£
Thatās what I thought too
Sooo. Maybe the egg means 0d or easter idk
Yeah but who knows bc is bigger than most other updates
Also true
True i guess
I dimension, 2 dimension, egg dimension
What im hoping for is atleast a release date or something
the most plausible answer is the most likely answer
ie the update may come out today or tommorow
Yeah
did they give a release date for 0.14?
Itās possible it was supposed to come out today but they ran into some issues and itāll carry over a bit
was there a countdown, i just remember it releasing randomly
Maybe
Maybe
I guess weāll see though
Yummy
Mmmmm
No wine?
Are the lime green men having fun here?
its just me left
Damn
is the war over now?
No
nice
The chat is crazy. But by tomorow i think they are going to calm down
Hey can I get a Jar of honey
GarvVsgagetargGsgat thank you
Hmpmh
uh kk
Raids are automatic, wars are started once a week by a specific sb staff member
Got any cider? @dark gull
Oooooo thatās fancy
thank you, pls enjoy
I think I will enjoy this very much thank you
wow its so calm in here now
We did it...
Letās gooooooooo
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š¹ Cheers everyone!
Rejoice comrades
moments before disaster
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Iām a refugee of the general chat
We will take you in my son
how are y'all doin
Good. Ya?
Good come here. Do you want a beer?
yeah beer

People keep saying update is delayed but they never said that
its so much less chaotic in here
I dont have it unfortunately
Yeah you can stay here
Yes bc here is not as chaotic as back there
and still have the channel being flooded
so whats up with the egg
im still not caught up
Tavern the stable middle child while General is the crackhead older brother
Many people theorize that the egg is a 0 so 0d
what channel is the young angsty one
Says the guy who likes watching animan studio
i think thats a rational conclusion
but the day has past
Imagine there's no updates all along
Update yet?
You sell your soul
By socializing
In many chatrooms here
You avoid going outside and talking here instead
well i do that on other websites and apps already so it shouldnāt be too hard to add another
where can i use sb commands
thank you :)
Mybe
Hmm maxim likes sunny eggs according to the status update
And also mastef likes sunny eggs
Could it mean that it'll get released on the morning : š¤
so smart sin
Maybe idk
i think egg is 0
0 sunrises
I've compiled every single battle and on which side/ section of the armies I was on and who won each battle
sorry i had to say it
every single battle I took a part of
how many would that be
U killed 36 egg?
sb has so many rules
I dunno what rule I even broke
and facets
Im back here
i tried reading them and its just so much
There's no rules anymore
anyways y'all want a drink? I'm the provisional owner of the tavern
all the character types and skills and stuff
Im wondering what will happen todays night and tomorow
id hope
this one
I want two beers
are people seriously thinking this is all a prank??
just straight up?
Many things could happen ig
well id assume an update is definitely dropping soon right?
Yes
Idk if update but maybe release date or some other sneak peek even tho he said its the last
If any eggs are spotted here, ping me
If I send a picture of a duck egg or ostrich egg- would I get smited
yes comrade
Yes sir. We gonna keep those people outta here
no egg war here
Yeah, just post actual duckies here
Thanks
I still wanna share an image or a gif of a ostrich egg- those things are massive
Welcome to the outback mate
they are huge
You could feed ten people with one ostrich sunny side up lol
i remember seeing this youtube challenge group play catch with one just seeing how far they could get from eachother
i found the video
Hello
am i aloud to link it
hi!
You want a beer
Welcome back
no thank you
can i have food
Sure what you want?
cheem burgr
that amount of cheese burger will clog my arteries
do you want me to die
WOAH I HAVE A ROLE NOW
Yep
lmfaoooo
@fresh blaze i did it >:)
Good job
i have been here
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and i have received my first role
well i sent my first message here today
Ig
ayee me too lol
swaggy!
what is
what
elaborate
oh wait
Nvm
our pfps are like the same
Because they are the same character
Well that's something
bro my dad solo all of you
š
more
Wht?
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK
walter white type beat
argyle meth
yoo the drug update
š»
Amen
iāll drink to that š»
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Oh oh
shots shots shots shots shots! EVERYBODY!!!
For tomorrow's worry Ig
May it be hope or dread- we shall bring up our rums and cheer-
oopsie i forgot people have nee*le fears
Cheers to that
im ngl the only phobia i have is feet š
Why is that?
floor grippers*
i have no clue tbh
i do not say that word
i refuse to say it
feat
floor grippers
accomplishment*
Kina wierd ngl
EXACTLY
But we don't discriminate here
real
they are a weird appendage
Hello everybody
They deserve a weird name
That i agree
I want to give a beer to somebody here
Who?
this had to have been filmed in germany
To meowza
It is Germany
i want to be 21
@torpid swan #šgeneral message
same lol
or live in a country that has a better drinking age
@craggy mango
Germany it is legal to drink at 13 I believe if under parental supervison
Basically, any other country
There refugees
Yes sir
From the egg war
Wh othe fuck cares about leagal drinkin ages in a discord tavern
18 in russia
stupid English settlers and their stupid English values (usa)
Discord glitching i can't reach the message
Ah ok
Yeah i think so too.
dms
I always know that general chat resembles the setting of the fallout universe but this day makes it more highly radiated today
Yes
FOR EVERYONE
Cool
Fr
Mojave wastland
WOOO
Woo indeed
Be sure to make tavern active again for daily choccy milks
I'll make a person 14th bartender
thats with 3 oās not 2
Oooooooohhhh
Indeed
Mods killing rebels
@fresh blaze when the fuck you paying?
?
I'm not giving you the entire guild inventory gold
what brand is the choccy milk
What?
Chocolate
cause i wont drink that nasty shit
Help a nolt here
Beer?
trumoo choccy milk
thats the only chocolate milk ive ever had
oh im a butterfly
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now borden on the other hand
It's made in here
now we can talk
Milk provided by Bessie
moo
General is still fire
Fresh chocy milk
Nice
As alwys
Rawr*
will probably be that way for the next 3-5 business days
Bessie is a fucking dragon
is bessie a scene kid
No
Bessie?
The dragon we milk for milk
Oh that's what it was?
She is good
UGH I STILL CANT SEND PICTURES
Noob
anyone is generous enough to donate 1,5 millions crab coins so that i can buy infinity coins to give back?
I remember not being able to send pics
community
i was gonna reply with a generic google image of a scene kid
Sure
woah serious?
it is okey
Beg to the super rich guys
well i wish
bdjdbxnsnal
I remember being bartender without image and link perms
but it is okey i will try next time
r/noexplaininglikeimstupid
I canāt even copy paste images
?
Lol
i ālack permissionā
wrong text
Nani?
i meant to sent smth else
this is indentured servitude
maxim set me free
free this lonely serf
Hmmmmm
Lol
No amount of praying will work
What happened
The only way is to be active here
i am unfortunately and painfully aware
Just a no img perm praying to maxim here
Sad
cāest moi
or spamming in #1084228093876650114
lol
Exp able?
idk i would assume so
Pls not here
understandable
?
i deleted it
Hmm
cause i said a silly word
I will make the most active person 14th bartender
and i dont want to be smitten
Chat died as soon as I said that
Nice
well ive been here for 2 years and im only rank uhhh
Breh I'm still here
The milk is in the basement
Be sure to not go near Bessie while she is sleeping
:)
Peace
Il keep note of that
what happens if i do
Thnx
You get smitten
Got any other ciders?
No
Anyways, who wants more beers
God
In da sheld
Shelf*
we get our choccy milk from god herself, bessie
im gonna go to bed it was fun chatting w u guys :p
Honest that looks amazing I actually want one lmao
She is scared of the first 4 bartenders
sleep well meowza
whos the 4th
Forgot his name
and why does bessie fear the other 3 and not him
3rd is i think blue
Cus snek is god, I'm nolt and blue is well blue
oopsie
Im nolt
i wasnāt aware of the nature of your existence my apologies
Apology accepted
An immortal from the famed land of persia
Nolt
what is nolt
Nolt
Whats a nolt
please elaborate upon the concept of nolt
Nolt is best
itās unfamiliar to me
okay
Hello there
wha
Best bartender bolt present here
how-
Mmhm
nolt is the best
So
That guy doesn't even know how to eat properly
How the fuck is he the best
okay bye bye bolt
hey guys how to use the infinity coins?
I think they just destroy like half of things
yeah its a reference to the snap from marvel
how do play yes (sorry for bad bri'ish)
where you from>
what language do you speak?
I speak English, official language of The United States of America and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
gfjdjsj
Too much
And india
i dont know if this is trolling or not
And ausssia
Literally thatās not English
And kiwiland
wtf do you mean by you like to commit possessions of illegal firearms
Hm interesting
I may or may not care
I may care because:
I do not know this information that thou have giveth to me
I may not care because:
I am not a citizen of the USA
Mans throwing bars though
What happened now
now how do I play this roleplay game you people call a "SpeciesBox"?
Mans rapping?
Create a character
its all in #šsb-info
@pale holly go to #šplayground and type _start
okeyday
Strange one
mans made his discord account today
Wa da helllll
ayo im a butterfly
thank u :)
U wlcm
Yes. I have just made my account on Discord and I am kinda new. I had an unclaimed account on my Windows 7 laptop and now I have a very real account.
Mans gotta be old
windows 7
Take this šŗ
how does windows 7 run the discord app
Windows 7.
I do not wish to reveal my age to people on the internet that I have just started talking to. I will, some day, tell it. But I do not plan to do it now.
Nice
It seems that general will never come back to its normal self
i cant tell if youre memeing
no, no. Me no MeMe
Not until the update releases
Bruh is definitely MeMe
Yep which will stilll take some time i believe
what IF
I estimate a few more hours
Hmmmmmm
and i dont want to write someone off just for bad english but i cant tell if hes memeing
kanin if youāre gaslighting in tavern pls dont
my brain hurts
But what does the egg and sunrise mean. Sunny side eggs
Yep this ain't the place
I guess it means soon
i think it means 0 suns
So today
I wonder with what i will wake up tomorow
aye
There is still time before sleep but just saying
eggs hatch in 20 days. If this what the developers were trying to say, we might have to wait more. I do not want to wait more.
i agree with kanins theory now
Hello
Hmm could be
I think someone already said this on the reddit for the game
Like 20 days sounds like a plausible update release date
No. This is mine and #2ās tavern
We founded it yesterday as a way to speak without being drowned out and horrible slowmode
I am Zak
oh-
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