#🍻tavern
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I can
i can ratio you in 0.21483 seconds
You Cant
brb deleting your character
Cool, i don't have to do it myself
bro just ask then
Was thinking of doing it
i would delete your character everyday
Eh
You didn't
k fine
Did ya do it?
Okie
ok done
Thank you!
for?
Resetting
what do you mean
Now i don't need to feel the anxiety of deleting my character
I was thinking of doing it
But I'm too anxious
I have 700 gold
?
k I'll give ya... 2100 food
K
I can’t Rn dude
k
Hi
Even if they cook it inefficiently at their current level. 8 food for 1 cfood iirc.
That's 262 cfood
Which is enough for 15 full heals if they had seven health effect on em.
Though it'd be better to cook the food in batches to let cooking level up, and therefore lower cost for next batches.
It's 5 food for 1 cfood at the lowest level
Why give more

Is there a way to use more than one food at a time 
Nope
You can keep your current health and stamina intact if you go into a dungeon. Join the raid. Keep the dungeon running til raid is over then leave it.
Health and stamina will become whatever that of what it was in dungeon when leaving
Instead of the 1 each from dying in raid
I get to keep my 1hp 😊
Lmao
Your health and stamina in the raid is determined by your health and stamina when you joined the raid, so even if you leave the dungeon prematurely you'll still have the pre-dungeon stats in the raid
Yeah ik how it works
thing is the moment you die in a raid your health and stamina are set to 1 1
So leaving a dungeon prematurely before you have fought in a raid ruins the benefit
I've observed that while doing dungeon during a raid i was in
in fights dungeons wars and raids stats are only updated upon death or leaving
_u cfood
Hello
Your name reminds me of pink Floyd👽
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imagine getting banned🗿
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I got banned 2 times now 🗿
(in a span of 3 days)
Cool
Real
Ik
You're the real mvp by getting unbanned, must be innocent😔
Yes i am the mvp (i have never been innocent and everything I was banned for i will do again 👽)
No you won’t
Yes he will
Don’t give them any ideas 🗿
Im gonna post nsfw👽

Horny
So what
just kidding im same
Respect

🧐
Almost at level 70, what should I rise to?
The meta is becoming a leader so you cam become a king
cause of the +25% to each stat from king trait
So should I
if you want the highest stats possible yeah
King meta<<<doing what sounds cool
If I wasn't the strongest in the game I guess I could have gone through the doing what sounds cool path
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I wanted to be a demon and didn't realize we couldn't reset our rises until after my first rise 
@next juniper when war tommorow 🥶
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Monday Midnight 
What time zone u in?
War should be in 22h or so, might sleep so if war don't happen it will be when I wake up
breh
Maybe i can still join
I want to start a war..
Sir yes sir
I'll be sure to be ready
hi
I cant join because its 3 am when war starts
How can I join raids and war?
L
First 29 mins there will be a button in #⚔raids and press it to join once you do you cant do most commands
anyone got guild. I want to join a guild
I do 
ok can i join?
@next juniper please unlock me
70 attack?
Callmeted ima help you out
Ima make you a loan @mossy crest
Yes
loan? hang on i only got 2 golds
?
Ima give you full lvl 100 blacksmith crafted mythril armor if you pay it back in the future each piece costs 15g in the armor
It will make you have he dmg necessary to join the guild
Mythril 
Yes
Adamantite hard to come bye these days
how am i supposed to get more gold?
You lvl up or do dungeon or bablos
I can rob too you know
Dungeon
I do
If you have paranoid trait u are automatically cant get robbed
Nevermind I forgot I got rid of it
Plus all humans have greedy as first trait
Why💀
I didn’t know
ok fine i will take the loan and pay you back. I will take one piece today
K
you got bow ? i am maining archery
Ima craft you a bow now
Archery is the best btw
of course it is you can shoot someone knees with it
Check playground
To accept my guild inv
ok done
@fast root can you unlock me
so you done with the bow?
Unlock*
ok i will come back laster then
Wdym unlock 😀
I got stuck in a raid thing
Yes
Why do you think u got stuck
You just tap on Join button, then waiting current time while until the raid start
The raid broke
Ah
The raid broke and doesn't count down anymore
I see
Anyone who joins the raid after it breaks is stuck in it until someone unlocks them
@teal spoke the raid isn't starting, but the time is over for starting
I'm not able to unlock it tho
Ok
Let's wait for Hamza
Common bug
Just delete the raid message please

The only fix is to do daily reboots
But i cant do that since im in uni most of the day
Will have an automatic maintenance system in sb 2
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Hey soo people
To join raid i just need to click join right?
Btw when is raid starting
Did it started or
It ended already
Oh
No
Alright
It messes things up
I see



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Nice
Jay
Was
A kid
Who loved
Horror movies
He didn't fear the terrors
They were
Just
In the tv
He thought
Halloween night came
And Jay's Grandma
Is sitting by the window
Facing the direction of Mr Carl's House
Why Jay was watching some Horror films.
He didn't notice when Mr Carl pushed Grandma out from the window
Grandma safely landed on the trampoline In the backyard
Mr Carl didn't take a second look at Grandma thinking she was dead
The next day
Mr Carl got arrested
And Jay was sent to the streets
But Jay's life didn't end the though
Jay became a hardworking Bartender
And was Rich
Richey introduced Jay to Vegas Gambling
Where Jay squandered all the dough. Sending him into a trailer home
When it got worst he wasn't able to meet of with the trailer home's rents and he was sent out wandering again into the streets
Jay found a talking cat
Named Tom
Who had a friend who was a talking dog named Sam
And they made a bargain with Jay. He was to act as a magician who could make the animals speak the human language
Jay agreed and together they where rich
Jay got greedy
And Evil Remorse told him "Jay Grandma sent you out, you roamed the streets, Richey abandoned you when you lost all your money" Greed asked him "You'll share the dough with this animals" and Vengeance told him "Kill the Animals. Then Find Grandma and then send her to the grave with her mates" and together the evil thoughts told him "besides the is nothing to loose" So Jay decided to listen to the Evil thoughts
The next day Jay told the Talking Animals he wanted to do a new magic trick
They will stay in the room with the gas turned on. When the gas has fully circulated around the room they'll switch on the bulbs and see the magic trick come to life. Though the animals could speak the human language they where not wise. They did as Jay ask them to. And when the bulbs were turned on. The room Went boom 💥. The Bodies of The Cat and The Dog where not found.
After this Jay thought to himself "Obstacle one has been taken care of. Now it's Grandma's turn"
Jay went to His Grandma's house. Grandma Recognized Jay gave him a warm embrace and took him inside as her own Grandson. She didn't know the Demon Jay had become
Jay sitting with Grandma in the living room
Was offered some warm tea
Looking at the pet cat Grandma just bought Jay recalled the theory. Of "A cat will want to eat it's owner's dead body"
Jay Asked Grandma for very hot bitter Coffee
Grandma not thinking brought very hot coffee to Jay. After handing the coffee to Jay, he asked Grandma "You B**ch why did you kick me out of the house!?" And Grandma wanting to tell Jay something Jay poured the coffee on Grandma.
Grandma's body was old and wrinkled so she was in an instant shock. In the shock she told Jay "I'm not your Real Grandma you where Adopted" When she saw the tears forming in Jay's eyes she told him not to worry that it was okay. But Jay answered Her "No you don't worry tell my Step parents I said hello" with that said Jay rushed to Cupboard brought out two kitchen Knives and stabbed the Old Woman repeatedly when he was done he watched the cat eat the woman. And with that done Jay Burnt the Old Woman's House to ground including the cat.
JAY became bloodthirsty after these events and he kept killing nonstop till He died and was eaten by his own cat Called Jay.
THE END
Dead game
the heck happened here
Yeah they all died
Jay’s life story is stupid
He just wanted to be good but grandma spoilt the show
@wide wave and @stone glade 

Early war surprise, by yours truly 
@midnight scarab why did I die in the war!?
That’s normal
Mostly wars are chanced based in this bot
Le nouvel eden is the best as always😎
Ooo my guild won a token, nice
Brilliant, magnificent
It needs it to take territories and upgrade itself
Why are ya planning to create ur own guild anywqys, join us
Whats ur dmg
I also want to be in a guild but I'm 100% sure nobody wants a elf
I finally won a damn war
Dont be a dum dum
Hell yes
My attack is around 70
But my attack stat was higher!?
It's probability based
Like I said
not guareenteed it seems
It’s chance
Ahh
Ehh, i can add you as a future guild member rn
Okay then
Are you ok with me sending you our guild server invite?
Rn u gonna be future guild member
When is the next war!? @midnight scarab
Seek, are u listening
Dunno
Use gems on ur equipment
Alr, im not gonna add u rn, lets wait till you figure out the basics
Uh #🏜playground
@midnight scarab please when's the next war!?
Sunday
Wars are usually Sunday
Ooh 2 wars in one dau?
First wasn't mine, I keep my schedule tho
Nice
Time zones
Well it's one day for me
Same
God damn i got 36 pages of equipment from negative level spam
Going from -206 to lvl 70 twice specifically
About three times too
Bc you did it in two additional channels
A new exploit with the bot 
Not really new, I found out about it a month ago
Dammit i missed the war
Dw there's another one by topguner
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huh been around shorter than i thought
Me too 
.
some staff member started a early war
so topgunner will still be doin his scheduled one
I wish wars could happen automatically
ikr
Like specific schedule wars 
Make one rn
Pain in the ass for me to start wars all the time
I just did a while ago
People have only recently started using it
People don’t really join wars like how they used to
Again
No
Bc it was speculated you would get stuck at a negative level
I need tokens
I remember seeing conversations of that sort
Bruv
_gather
U kidding me
This one is mine 
You'll get better in terms of channels
Hello
don't forget to join war
One time I almost gem spammed in #🚑help-chat 
ello
H@next juniper
AAAUGH FFSFSDS WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY GUILD
Join mine
Ok good luck then
Yes
I can buy the token for good prices for those who have won one
Huh
Fuck
I forgot to join war
Don't say it like that
You're the only one that get punished
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Nothing 
@golden herald did you read the new one piece chapter
How to get a beer?
Pay for it
Where?
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
Result: Loss
-100
:9S: :7D:
Value: 16
:7S: :3S: :3S: :7C:
Value: 20
What's the benefit of being in your guild as opposed to LNE?
It's a trick question, the only reasons people have to join your guild as opposed to a larger one are that your guild is unique (which probably won't attract any dedicated players) and you probably don't have any damage requirement
To check your guilds stats, do _g
U could do what the blue balls did
5 strong player...but that requires strong things lol
Its stat increase 5%+
As opposed to Le Nouvel Eden's +25% and 3x as high bablos/hour
You probably should have researched guilds more before using your token
I just wanted one so badly
Well, now you're stuck with it
Everyone wants to be a leader of their own
Hey
How can I get wise trait?
Leveling up-
forget demons being the hardest rise
its the ones with weird rare traits lol
Imagine spikes being a requirement
Do i need to do pursuit in mind?
Nope
Just leveling up
U know when u level up u get random rewards
Mostly trash but ye
Tis why dwarves are easy to do, they just have it all in pursuit trait
Damn i never knew that
No, you’re a trick question
And your dad didn’t know the answer so he just left

Yup

You're on dust
No im not
Dust*
Coke*
You don't do tea?
You need tea to balance out the dust

@tacit citrus im buying your guild (name your price) how it works is we get one of our members and you make them owner 
Benefits:
You can join better guild aka. ours
You cant run a guild 🤮(so why not give it to us)
Im rich
We can make your guild bigger than you can ever 🥶
I am cool
(my members are aswell and if you sell it to us we can make everyone who does join yours also cool, if you don't then they wont be cool👽)
I need a guild
lies.
You can join mine 
Your nose getting longer
(all is real)
Uhm mine didn't get Longer instead yours did 😱
Nose growing way longer
No proof
Look to mirror
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That's a long nose mate

Dude you still alive 
bad teeth 

but gotta agree your nose is largest into room
I have normal tooth
No

"tooth"
1 normal tooth
c o p e

Because i divorced your mom 😔
(he dosent have any other teeth)
yeah and i disowned you 
I see
I'm not a native (ignore that I'm learning English from kindergarten)
Your kindergarten 🤨
(joke)
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...
Every time im here this gif gets sent
No sound no Rick roll
I agree
Lol
No milk no dad
good one
Hamza are you on dust again?
Who?
Asked 😎

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Okay
Cringe guild
can I? 
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I object
Really?
Yeeeeah
Then I'll leave and join statera
Indeed 
Jk

What?
Mastef is angry


Why am I here
Just to suffer
Sowy
Fair enough
No he’s not 
You stole hia guns
I'm not a alcoholic but sure
Ah now the police have more reason to arrest me
Hidden stole it, not me
Wait how do guilds work?
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Join a guild get bablos get promoted and that's about it (join us its best real)
You should do that ngl
pathetic
Uninformed are you?
Bad for a guild leader
Oh wait
You don't even have a proper guild
Naaah
How did that make sense
Idk
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So i said sorry
You should do it 
Yeah
Raid has broken for the 2d time
Uhmm guys
Idk but whenever I put command it's shows
You cannot use commands right now
What should I do?
Ask a staff member to unlock you
You know, there are other staff that are not topgunner
@teal spoke unlock me please
All you need to do is _staff
@teal spoke (sorry for ping)

There was a time when raid was simple to explain to new players and almost no bugged raids
@next juniper
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Cringe should have stayed like that
Ah
Its so is ☹️
@final helm
It's not for sale :Poisongun:
^ ik I don't have nitro but still also I just woke up
@barren urchin ping me when you`re online
I’m online
Oh
Say that to top

@next juniper when is the next raid!?
Idk
It was rainy
The boys where eating some rice.
Nicholas the Dog was under the dark table whimpering in fear.
Jonahs the youngest of the Four
Looking at the dark corridor and whispers to the other three "I think the is a man with a PUMKIN HEAD at the the corridor". Johnny
He Oldest who was a skeptic
Said to him "shut up Jonahs I think the stupid halloween spirits got into your head" then Jerry the late teen among the four replied Johnny with "Give the kid a break besides it's halloween" Then spoke Vincent who was called
"THE ODD" since he was the only amongst the three whoose name started with a "V". "I can see You Mr. Pumkim head" Then it came out from the dark 
And chopped off the heads of the three boys and slaughtered the dog.
"What An Intriguing HALLOWEEN STORY"
Vincent was the Son of The Pumpkin Head Man
@next juniper please unlock. I got stuck in the raid
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Cool
Start
Oh
Imagine what the kid did after the event.
Yes, 🗿
Lol
What
Nothing 
Who noticed Zombies don't harm
Necromancers in worldbox
I’m not stupid
Yeah yeah
@grim dust 
Because necromancers control the zombies? Or they are both evil?
Sup
I'm good. You!?
Yeah maybe.
Bad, very bad thanks for asking
But I think since he's undead he controls them just like in the dungeon
Sorry about whatever the problem is
Yeah it's like having your own army
It's cool I don't want to think about it too much
Yeah. The druids are so stupid. They don't focus on the real threat
Even the white mages. But the Evil ones are the smartest
Pacifist 
I once took all the traits from an evil mage to see how he fends off without them
It's best to kill them they got good weapons
I Cast madness on a baby human and gave the human strength and toughness then before I know it the mage burnt himself alive
By who!?
@rapid basalt 
What'd you tell him

@rapid basalt why'd you report him for texting lol!?
Thinks it's an insult
Maybe he'll hunt me later
Goodluck finding me
I live in Mars
Oh no I'll get banned
He'll become a cursed ghost from worldbox
Time to say my last words
I was thinking he'll hunt me irl tho
Maybe he'll send my address

Oh no I don't know
Or he'll track your IP. FBI

You know I am taking screenshot of this whole conversation
Yes kid. The Angel is watching you
He's at human level. SUPER STAFF MODE
I can't talk to @fresh blaze anymore if @rapid basalt reports me 
Don't worry you'll still be in touch with her.
She's always busy so it's good
I'll enjoy my final minutes,hours and days

Mods, bots and server helps have all lost control. Following only specific tasks
Imagine an Administrator bans you
Are you gonna become a 👻
Who knows
I know a guy who got a permanent ban
If someone notice the report
I know noone
The reporter was never found
I'll be quiet in the corner
You are Jesse the baker!? @rapid basalt
What happens when a monkey fights a baker!? 🐒 Vs 👨🍳
What
Dear @rapid basalt If you're reading this it means you really cared to know the next text coming in so I @marsh hare is very sorry with the text issues you're facing.
Yours Never known
@marsh hare
What is what. Eye without a user!?
Fuck you
And monkeeeee
@rapid basalt @marsh hare @grim dust "all 3 of you stop"
from Eye V
What's the matter it's just a joke 🤣 🤣
The four of us have our properties. @marsh hare "Angel". @grim dust "Monkey". @dire granite "Eye". @rapid basalt "Baker" 🤓
What do you say @dire granite and @rapid basalt !?
Real

@rapid basalt why are you silent!?
I’m autistic so can you please dumb it down a bit
Sorry about that 😔 😔
But you're good though @rapid basalt
I've never seen a person so aggressive
Or known if I should text
It’s because I was bullied a lot when I was young
So I assume every joke is someone making fun of me
Sorry about that. I'm so sorry for being A bully. The was a time I felt bullied in this server
ne diniz
I listened to 347Aidan Memories
ur not clean anymore


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Guys is raid broken
It's a possibility

Guys who is Greg

hamza's mom
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Whattt?
u have a bad mark now
ur no longer mod log clean
ur now a criminal
Please hide me 
Isn't that your name 
anyways
ur now a fugitive
do u want a lawyer
Man that person earlier was something

That's my lawyer 
Thanks comrade 
I don't even know how to return the kindness you gave me today 
2k
2k what?
souls

uncle spike's stash
Mannnnnn c'mon
Why the stash?
You can have my dusts tho
Not the stash
Man I don't know what your talking about
hahah yeah
Who's spike?
I don't know anyone named spike
lol
F2p 
Sipag ni ate mo Sinclaire
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Gacha?
hidden is one of the few to get exiled from every guild
Sagot ko na inuman pagkatapos ng title defense 
wala kami title defense eh
confusion
Teacher ka pala
since educ kami
I feel you
Turuan moko 
No im not gonna teach u how to make a bomb
I dont want to fell you 
kailangang mo lang ng asukal pati asin
tas si tii di nya alam na sya biktima
si tii gunner
di nya alam
Good I don’t want gramps vintage wrinkly cold ass skinny bone fingers touching me either 
Not really
were just talking about ur adress and then ur family's location
its my weakness
nothing special

Ways to get banned
Mi gato si trago Tii pene 
Man how can we talk to each other if we're banned 
i can uhh invite u on a server
nah jk
Interesting
I can just leave a message in yo dms tho
And never reply to it
You don't like?
ill get google to help me i need to know what's goin on
I got screenshot thats all i need
Uh oh
Ill attempt
if i dont return my phone has exploded

You couldn’t even understand mine 💀
I only know 2 languages thats higher then aveg American
That’s higher than a lot of the population
English is becoming the number 1 language of earth so no reason to learn another language 
Is that Indonesian?
It sounds very similar
I recognize some words but never heard of some others
I don’t think it’s that either
Cant u speak, Canadian? British? Australian English?
Filipino?
Ya
Ah
British is hard plus it gives you good tooth
Oi mate
What the hell are you sayin
which ones
Well
We have English obviously
Then we have Australian
Then British English
Canadian
Malay
Indonesian
Gosh i cant beat these
Indian English
Nah that’s incomprehensible
what about iclandic
I learned Chinese for 8 years
they speak english in alien form
Only know a few sentences
I speak france
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Chinese English would sound racist and stereotypical
And French Canadian
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pretty sure aveg person from where i am knows 3 languages
Same for me
Everything is English 
I can very fluently speak two
Most of my friends know 4 languages
And a little German
How many countries can you name
i need to ask my British friend to teach me some british very difficult
84 percent of all of them
I did a quiz
do it
I can name all of them
name the 3 baltics
estonia
Latvia
as a baltic i approve
Meh the main 3 are does
Yea
Can you name 5 countries in Africa
uh
South Africa
God doesn’t count







