🎲game-room

[visual plover]

idk what to say

[novel jay]

.

[tiny wren]

I just woke up

[low agate]

Well

Is it a yes or no

[tiny wren]

Ye

[low agate]

@hollow garden @heavy hornet @ripe owl ?

Not pinging skillerz because I think he's on mc

It's been an hour and 15

[heavy hornet]

oh yeah

[low agate]

So we got @tiny wren @heavy hornet ?

[heavy hornet]

the wind here is horrible right now

it blew a can of gasoline across my backyard

[tiny wren]

Just show us D map

[low agate]

Mf finished going through the spiral

[heavy hornet]

and this is calm compared to like an hour ago

[low agate]

I'm getting the geoguessers

@hollow garden @ripe owl @near breach ?

I guess I'll try skillerz too

@frosty drum ik you're probably not gonna do it rn

[heavy hornet]

Eastern Chozolistanvikland

[low agate]

Huh

[heavy hornet]

where I live

[frosty drum]

Is that elmo

[spring bison]

randomlly had the idea to make this

Antlantian in the year 2200

[frank latch]

Somewhere in the Midwest or great plains

[low agate]

@tiny wren @heavy hornet @hollow garden @frosty drum you guys available?

[tiny wren]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry3-do-you-know-the-definition-of-insanity-insane-vaas-montenegro-gif-24445064

[low agate]

2/3(6)

[hollow garden]

yes

[low agate]

3/3 majority

Alright

Rokku and skillerz are very advanced anyways

They won't be missing much but I'll get rokku alerted just in case @ripe owl

Ok begin if you want

[low agate]

@hollow garden @heavy hornet @tiny wren

[tiny wren]

Yo

[low agate]

Do your stuff

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 have that immortal guy meditate in a cave for a while and see if that does anything to help finding them x’s

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 19

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/four-bite-fascist-far-cry6-anton-castillo-gustavo-fring-breaking-bad-gif-25146404

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 38

[low agate]

He knows where it is, but as previously mentioned he can't share his knowledge anymore

[heavy hornet]

Well…he can’t die

so uhh

[low agate]

He can't die
He can't fight
He can't share knowledge

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 give him a good one person boat and have him go to one of the x’s

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

He starts the journey

[low agate]

I did this btw

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will build workshops

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 start the construction of a quarry

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 27

[hollow garden]

To increase our production

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 5

[low agate]

No quarry for you yet

Wait

Wrong one

[tiny wren]

What?

[low agate]

Braindead

[low agate]

You get quarry

[low agate]

No workshop yet

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 start a huge mine

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 31

[frosty drum]

@low agate imma expand

[low agate]

Basic mine

[low agate]

Which section

You're on 3 different islands

[frosty drum]

Sky island

[low agate]

Roll

[tiny wren]

,roll 30 start the construction a blacksmith

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

Nah

[low agate]

Tiny bit

[frosty drum]

Next imma roll for the continent (haven't done expansion actions in a bit)

[low agate]

You find more amogus on the sky island when you expand btw

[frosty drum]

A M O G U S

[hollow garden]

:(

[low agate]

@tiny wren @heavy hornet You can keep rolling

[hollow garden]

Can we create a blacksmith

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Imma say it's barely enough

[heavy hornet]

me vreak

[low agate]

Roll for it fr

[heavy hornet]

phone 3 perc 30

[low agate]

Charger:

[frosty drum]

@low agate one more expansion action
On the main island

[low agate]

Rolls

[frosty drum]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 12

[heavy hornet]

unable at current position

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 establish the Templars of Khalix and elite knight order

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

This for your start island or the big land?

[frosty drum]

Start island

[low agate]

Fails to establish

[tiny wren]

Bruh

[low agate]

You forget you can do larger rolls for higher stuff btw

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 29

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 757

[tiny wren]

,roll 1000 send a nuke

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 754

[tiny wren]

Aww

[low agate]

No nuke

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 upgrade my soldier's equipment

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 19

[low agate]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 28

[low agate]

Fails

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 upgrade my soldier's armour

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 32

[low agate]

Armor gets a bit better

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 send nearby scouts to find resources

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 9

[heavy hornet]

@low agate where my guy at rn

[low agate]

One of them gets a rock dropped on his head

[tiny wren]

@low agate you should make a system where certain actions require resources

[low agate]

I try

[tiny wren]

Rolls are kinda mid

Pure luck based

[low agate]

Gambling >>>

[heavy hornet]

no red circle and arrow what am I looking at

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 establish a new grand city

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 39

[low agate]

I can send location in dm

[tiny wren]

Nahh

[heavy hornet]

that will do

[low agate]

@hollow garden you can keep rolling if you want

[ripe owl]

Why tf do I have 3 pings

[low agate]

We doing session rn because there was a majority active

It died down a bit

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 forward

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[low agate]

He decides he's bored

And he takes a nap

[hollow garden]

It's ok

[hollow garden]

Halo mw

Visualisation

[low agate]

But he pulls out one of those spiral leaves first

[hollow garden]

@low agate so how is my army

Do I even have an army

[heavy hornet]

vorp?

[low agate]

This is the inaccurate version rn

[low agate]

You haven't made one yet

[hollow garden]

Is this vore's cousin

[heavy hornet]

Who’s jolly if not me

Are there two wolves inside of me

[low agate]

He got the names mixed up

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will establish an army of sorts that includes knights, scouts and adventures and it will be focused on expanding and settling

[heavy hornet]

One is doom and the other is jolly?

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2

[low agate]

So uhh

[heavy hornet]

No there’s an MF DOOM and Jolly

[ripe owl]

Hello Klez~

[low agate]

Your army establishment fails

[heavy hornet]

I am known by both names

[heavy hornet]

was the ~necessary

[ripe owl]

Y-yes~.. UwU

Nya!

💀💀💀💀

[hollow garden]

hiii rokku

[hollow garden]

yes

[hollow garden]

T-this can't be

[low agate]

You gonna make rolls or nah

[ripe owl]

I just.. Got back from my martial arts class..

[low agate]

Some things I'll let go without rolls but most things are roll based

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[hollow garden]

What martial art is it

Karate?

[hollow garden]

Ok I will try again in a bit

[ripe owl]

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Mixed, Judo

[low agate]

Discordian martial arts

[ripe owl]

Im the second highest rank

[ripe owl]

I can show you my belt

As proof

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 create a large battleship

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 42

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 establish the viltrum national military

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[tiny wren]

Boom

[low agate]

Bro's training himself instead of Mydei

[heavy hornet]

bloody hell

[low agate]

Not even halfway there

[ripe owl]

I got a tournament april 17th

[low agate]

Not smart enough

[ripe owl]

And I'll make sure I win

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 make more smard

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 5

[tiny wren]

,roll establish the Templars of Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[low agate]

Failure

[tiny wren]

,roll 50

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 34

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hollow garden]

Ah that's pretty cool

Judo is a cool art

[hollow garden]

How high is your belt

[low agate]

Bro's rolls are NOT good this time

[hollow garden]

or does it not work like that

[hollow garden]

What's smard

[tiny wren]

,roll 300 send the robot from Pacific rim

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 209

[low agate]

His people are literally braindead

[heavy hornet]

I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A TS IN MY PMO

[low agate]

Fails

[heavy hornet]

smard fella or a fard smella

[ripe owl]

3 stripes.. We implement Judo with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.. we also implement muay thai.. Its mainly brazilian jiu jitsu.. 3 stripes I have the second highest rank.. I need one more stripe for blue belt

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Should I refer to you as jolly or doom btw

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-who-me-awkward-wondering-will-ferrell-gif-4462471624902534411

[heavy hornet]

either is viable

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 220

[low agate]

WAIT A MINUTE

I FORGOT SOMETHING

HOLD UP

[hollow garden]

Smard fella

[hollow garden]

Average

[visual plover]

Im enrolling in a Muay Thai gym soon

[low agate]

THIS

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-laser-mouth-eye-roll-kamehameha-gif-3526822

[ripe owl]

Sorry for your shins..

[low agate]

No I mean his people literally had -7 IQ at one point

[ripe owl]

But good job tho! Glad to see another fellow Martial Artist!!

:3

[low agate]

This roll right here, I said I'd do something special because of it

So

[heavy hornet]

do we all get weed

[low agate]

Strange plants start growing across the map

[visual plover]

Ive never done any form combat training before, I dont know what to expect but I know I want to get some form of training in that regard

[heavy hornet]

are the days of MF WEED🌿 back?

[low agate]

Your immortal guy basically has the spiral version of that from the island

[visual plover]

And from what I know muay thai is actually good for self defense and just all around good for fighting

[hollow garden]

Ah nice nice so with the blue belt you would be a master?

[visual plover]

BJJ, Boxing and Muaythai are def the best

[ripe owl]

From my experience, it's fun, helpful, and safe environment.. Peers are very friendly, you gain skills and knowledge!

[ripe owl]

Blue Belt is just one of the belts.. Theres purple, then brown then black

[heavy hornet]

Oh yeah, speaking of him I bestow upon him the name of Nolan

[ripe owl]

Black is highest

[hollow garden]

@low agate try again for the army

[ripe owl]

But I am very skilled at BJJ

[hollow garden]

How much do I roll from

[ripe owl]

I do all and Judo!

[low agate]

You can just keep rolling whenever btw

[ripe owl]

Good job Friday!

[low agate]

Basic actions are usually 20

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 Toward the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 15

[low agate]

Higher rolls = more effectiveness

[hollow garden]

Ah

[ripe owl]

Good luck on your first class.. You may feel nervous but it's going to be okay.. @visual plover

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 5

[hollow garden]

I had a yellow belt in karate

[low agate]

Again, your army fails to establish

Unfortunately for you

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 11

[low agate]

Aight

[hollow garden]

Ts pmo

[low agate]

Small army of 15 people

Fr

[visual plover]

I am excited, only thing im nervous about are my knees, I tore the ACLs in my knees when I was younger

[hollow garden]

That's too small :(

[low agate]

And remember when I said you can roll for anything

[visual plover]

So I am concerned on how that will hold up in this

[low agate]

Ask me what it is and I'll tell you the roll

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 onward

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 22

[ripe owl]

Let your coach know your problems, he can always give advice, and adjust to your needs.

Your coach is your best friend

In class

[low agate]

Bro's not making progress

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/lasers-magikarp-jaw-drop-gif-5761860

[visual plover]

100% will

[low agate]

Made so much more when he was on spiral island

[ripe owl]

I made my coach do the griddy

💀

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 91

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 just go to the X man

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 80

[heavy hornet]

horay

[low agate]

A large rumbling is heard throughout the land

[low agate]

He slowly makes his way closer

[hollow garden]

Rumbling

[hollow garden]

Who is he

[low agate]

There's been a constant rumbling since like the first session

[hollow garden]

This is ominous

[heavy hornet]

Nolan

[hollow garden]

@low agate okay so my gang is ready right

map again

[hollow garden]

The rumbling will happen

[low agate]

Jolly has an immortal guy who can't share knowledge or fight but also meditated to know where a secret is, but he's on his own because of his lack of sharing knowledge

[hollow garden]

I will name him Peter

Poor guy

[low agate]

Map

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden hows ur day been btw.. @visual plover you guys doing okay?

[low agate]

His name is Nolan as said by jolly

[hollow garden]

@heavy hornet Do you want to listen to music in the vc

[visual plover]

I am doing great

Doing a 2nd runthrough of cyberpunk

[low agate]

What start did you pick

[hollow garden]

A family member is coming back tomorrow from the hospital I'm really happy

What about you rokku

[visual plover]

Streetkid both times

[heavy hornet]

Can’t

[visual plover]

Its imo the only right way to play

[low agate]

I picked nomad first time and streetkid second

[visual plover]

But thats mainly cayse I watched the show before I played the game

[low agate]

What is this

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will expand

[visual plover]

and choosing streetkid just felt right

[heavy hornet]

@low agate where’s my fella

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 6

[hollow garden]

How is cyberpunk

[low agate]

Unfortunately for you

[visual plover]

I was gonna do corpo for my 2nd run through but I wasnt liking it

[low agate]

Your rolls suck

[visual plover]

Its amazing

I love it

[hollow garden]

Ts pmo

[heavy hornet]

it’s preen choom

[visual plover]

By far the best game ive ever played

[low agate]

I haven't played in a while but I remember the nomad start fairly well

[heavy hornet]

if this bd isn’t preem you a gonk

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Expand my Military

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow garden]

damn I wanted to buy it but got wary because of what people were saying do you recommend me getting it next sale?

[low agate]

On his way

[low agate]

Neutral

[visual plover]

100% get it

EVERY bug is gone

[heavy hornet]

and ima zero you then klep your Eddie’s and sell your chrome to a ripperdoc

[visual plover]

They fixed the game so well

I never played it beforehand so my experience was amazing

I love the game

[hollow garden]

This is how English will be when gen alpha grows up

[ripe owl]

I am good, weekend.. Came back from martial arts class after 2 hrs of training with my fellow peets

[hollow garden]

Amazing

[ripe owl]

Its good

[low agate]

I remember a bug where I was able to use a pistol and the mantis blades at the same time for some reason (I mean like the blades were active while I was using the pistol)

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Expand To the rest of the Main island

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 18

[visual plover]

Yeah ive never had that happen

[low agate]

Main island is starting island right?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[low agate]

It only happened once to me

[visual plover]

Personally I like the gorilla arms cause they give you extra body points

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 96

[low agate]

Large rumbling across the land

[hollow garden]

Inaane

[hollow garden]

Can we worship it

[low agate]

I was more of a "kill them before they kill you" player

[visual plover]

Ahh okay

[hollow garden]

But they had families halo

[low agate]

Crow's people already pray when the rumbling happens

[hollow garden]

Ur really mean

[low agate]

They shot first

[heavy hornet]

no happy endings in nc choom

[hollow garden]

Yeah I share this philosophy

[low agate]

I also remember absolutely abusing the save load system with the street fights

[hollow garden]

We will pray whenever this beautiful rumbling happens

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 keep moving

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 32

[visual plover]

Wym exactly

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will expand south

[low agate]

Slight progress

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Aight

[hollow garden]

LET'S GOO

[low agate]

I lost the fight, I reloaded and tried again

[hollow garden]

Our empire will conquer the whole continent

[low agate]

Those boxing match things

[visual plover]

Ahh okay

See the gorilla arms make those sooo easy

[heavy hornet]

but I will conquer the planet

probably not

[visual plover]

Like every fight only took like 30 seconds

[hollow garden]

I will be ur accomplice

[low agate]

I also remember the one where you get the golden car I would just super jump barely out of the ring

Watching bro run around was comedy

[visual plover]

Lmao yeah I remember that, I did it not too long ago on this 2nd run through

I let the dude keep everything

[heavy hornet]

I ts the crooked little pmos of those who know

[visual plover]

I felt bad for him and his wife

[hollow garden]

I wouldn't even keep you as a ts in my pmo empire

@low agate map

[low agate]

Wait for more expansions fr

[heavy hornet]

@low agate map 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬

[low agate]

I can't disclose too much on his location

Unlike spiral island

[heavy hornet]

𝐝𝐦𝐬

[hollow garden]

Is Nolan causing the rumbling

[low agate]

I cannot provide details on what is causing it

[heavy hornet]

probably finding the source

[low agate]

Crow's priest has seen a vision though

[wild mason]

it's eye doing jumping jacks

[low agate]

Unfortunately

Crow needs to be active for him to do something about it

[hollow garden]

@heavy hornet He is here bro

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 241

[hollow garden]

I'm betting my home on it

[heavy hornet]

it’s seawolf tiptoeing

[hollow garden]

I'm betting EVERYTHING on it

[low agate]

He's not

[hollow garden]

Wait it's wobux!

[wild mason]

'tis i

[heavy hornet]

you could literally not be more far

[wild mason]

i am no longer immortal

[low agate]

@hollow garden @heavy hornet @frosty drum @ripe owl @tiny wren event time fr

[wild mason]

soon, i will be

[low agate]

,roll special, natural disaster, silly, area

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: area

[hollow garden]

Okay I know where he is now

[hollow garden]

Yes

[heavy hornet]

Where

[low agate]

,roll increase, decrease, new

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: new

[low agate]

,roll small island, moderate island, sky island, map upgrade

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: small island

[heavy hornet]

Refill

Roll

Ned map upgrade

[hollow garden]

I'm colonizing this island

I will keep it as a colony in my empire

[heavy hornet]

not if viltrum gets there first

[hollow garden]

Nuh uh

The Zerzoknikan empire

[heavy hornet]

can you fly

[hollow garden]

Will destroy you

[hollow garden]

Maybe

[heavy hornet]

I am so lonely

The other nations fear me

[hollow garden]

But do YOU want to mess with an empire called Zerzoknikan

[heavy hornet]

I am capable of so much more

[low agate]

A new island has appeared

[hollow garden]

Where 👽

[heavy hornet]

where

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

[low agate]

Compare

[hollow garden]

What nation is mf doom

[low agate]

The grey

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 60

[hollow garden]

Schizophrenia island

[tiny wren]

So what

[hollow garden]

Does someone else see it

[low agate]

Lemme mark this on map

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 keep moving

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 1

[heavy hornet]

FUCK

[hollow garden]

HAH

Get Rekt

[heavy hornet]

highest I’ve rolled whole session was one 19 in the begging

[hollow garden]

Common doom L

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[hollow garden]

Why didn't I expand

Despite getting a 19

[low agate]

He sleeps after using some spiral plant

[hollow garden]

🥺

Literally crying rn

[low agate]

I'm trynna do stuff

[hollow garden]

Ok

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 strength

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 32

[low agate]

Also you did expand

The expanse are usually not a lot unless they're big numbers or flawless rolls

[hollow garden]

But I got 19

[low agate]

@tiny wren since it was 60/60 I'll send new map rn

[tiny wren]

Hell yeah 🦅

[low agate]

Also that's the new island

[low agate]

You can always roll more

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 443

[hollow garden]

We will colonize the southern part of the island

[low agate]

What

[tiny wren]

,roll 70 send the grand navy to colonize that new island

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 37

[low agate]

You need boats

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 send a smaller fleet

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 28

[hollow garden]

@tiny wren can I borrow your navy

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 send the VCF to the new island

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 42

[tiny wren]

Are we friends?

[hollow garden]

Ts pmo

[hollow garden]

yes

[low agate]

You send one boat

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 sail to @hollow garden

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow garden]

We are the best of friends

[low agate]

Unsure if it'll make it

[hollow garden]

What color is Khalix

[tiny wren]

Sorry bruh

[low agate]

Blue

[hollow garden]

@low agate get my adventurers and create five boats for them

They will colonize the new island

[low agate]

You need boats for yourself

[tiny wren]

5 boats

[hollow garden]

And we will name it

[low agate]

Btw

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 send in a new fleet

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 49

[hollow garden]

I'm making 5

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow garden]

Nice

[tiny wren]

Island is mine

[low agate]

Lemme say stuff chill

[tiny wren]

Where is Klez

[low agate]

5 alright boats

[low agate]

Green

[hollow garden]

Ok

[low agate]

Imma mark this rq

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 60

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 strength

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 6

[low agate]

Nothing happens

[tiny wren]

Klez was very close to me

[low agate]

Since it's out of 50 you'll get slightly lower

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 4785

[low agate]

Ooh

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 make a trade route to Klez

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

Close

[hollow garden]

I accept

We have many goods

Like spices and wood

[tiny wren]

What goods

I have nothing

[hollow garden]

Wood and spices

We can give you spiced wood

To eat it and create furniture out of

The ultimate two in one

[tiny wren]

,roll 40 create a black smith

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow garden]

The rumbling

[tiny wren]

Okay time to take a break

[hollow garden]

PLEASE

Happen rumbling

I'm praying

[low agate]

There is no black smith
There is no smith

[hollow garden]

Khalix ur literally me

I did this exact action

[tiny wren]

,roll establish the Templars of Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

Invalid argument provided.

Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]

[tiny wren]

I did it earlier than you

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 42

[tiny wren]

I was into it since the first session

[low agate]

Nothing...

[tiny wren]

,roll 70

[low agate]

Actually no

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 36

[hollow garden]

Ok I'm literary u

[low agate]

You were like

Session 3

[hollow garden]

Why does everyone have to bully me

Very mean

[low agate]

The original cast was skillerz crow and jolly

[tiny wren]

Since my first session*

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 make everyone in my nation work out

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 18

[hollow garden]

What is this for

[low agate]

Rokku showed up mid session 1

[low agate]

They're too dumb

[tiny wren]

Mb fr

[hollow garden]

so what are we waiting for exactly

[heavy hornet]

,roll 200 make them not dumb

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 28

[low agate]

Fail

[heavy hornet]

GOD DAMN

[low agate]

Waiting for you guys to make rolls

[hollow garden]

Ercan curse

[low agate]

Bro

[heavy hornet]

I will burn this planet down

before I spend another MINUTE

[low agate]

Crow's luck was so bad I had to give him a temporary luck bonus

[heavy hornet]

getting all these mid rolls

[hollow garden]

I will set up spice farms to farm the best spices in Carica

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 7

[hollow garden]

not good

[low agate]

Nothing happens

Your only good rolls were an expansion and boats

But still

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 Viva La Republica! Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 52

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 have my guy keep going

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

The best boat on the map

Is in crow's nation

[hollow garden]

I will use these boats for my adventure then

To get the two piece

[tiny wren]

,roll 90 send sabotagers to destroy then ships

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 40

[low agate]

Vegeta is on earth

[tiny wren]

Ngek

,roll 20 send an alliance agreement with @hollow garden

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 14

[tiny wren]

The Catisists

[low agate]

It's not a roll

It's up to klezna to decide

[tiny wren]

I wanna determine whether my messengers would make it into his land

[hollow garden]

@low agate send my best sailors to the nearby island called Otorva to colonize it

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 persuade Klez

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

You already made a trade route

[hollow garden]

We will search for the two piece in it

[hollow garden]

Hm

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 3

[tiny wren]

@hollow garden ally with me

[hollow garden]

"I have reservations Khalix"

"your persuading isn't very convincing I'm afraid"

[low agate]

Someone falls off the boat and they retreat

[hollow garden]

"but you can interest me in this alliance I will give you a second attempt"

[hollow garden]

NOO

[low agate]

Bro's making him roll to ally

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 establish the grand Army of Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 13

[low agate]

Peak

[hollow garden]

Ts pmo

[low agate]

Your grand army doesn't work

[tiny wren]

,roll 70 establish the Templars of Khalix

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 49

[hollow garden]

What is the Templars

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 85

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 Giga Chad 🗿

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 21

[low agate]

A light rumbling is heard

[frosty drum]

@low agate show map frfr

[hollow garden]

Pray

[tiny wren]

,roll 120 sabotage @frosty drum

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 112

[tiny wren]

Pray

[hollow garden]

@low agate try once again to set up the spice farms they will be the best in Canrica

[frosty drum]

Didn't I expand the rest of the Island

[low agate]

Bro's not getting out of that edit

[hollow garden]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

kleznamish

:game_die: You rolled 17

[hollow garden]

Expansion is very slow

[low agate]

You'd need a higher roll for that whole land but I did a moderate expansion

[hollow garden]

It's even slower than mf doom

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

You make spice farms

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 good rolls

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 land in more parts of the continent

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 18

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 strongly

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 10

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 11

[tiny wren]

FKC

[hollow garden]

Roll spam

Insane

[tiny wren]

FERNANDO BACCUCHINI RABANINI

[low agate]

Continent is starting island or big land?

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 exercise

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 4

[frosty drum]

Big land

[tiny wren]

I JUST WANNA EXERCISE

[low agate]

So lazy they decide to overeat for a day

[tiny wren]

Don't say I got injured

,roll 20 pushups

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 10

[hollow garden]

@tiny wren khalix

I have a proposal

Let's both combine our rolls

[low agate]

Nothing happens after the pushups

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 send @hollow garden to gulag

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 13

[hollow garden]

And do a combined expansion action

[tiny wren]

You can't be serious with that pfp

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 303

[tiny wren]

"I might not have a brain gentlemen"

"but I have an idea"

[low agate]

,roll yes, no, no

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: no

[hollow garden]

W-what's wrong with my pfp

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 apologize to @hollow garden

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[tiny wren]

No apologies

[hollow garden]

"i will think about it"

[low agate]

@frosty drum remember you can upgrade your guy

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 do a judo throw to @low agate

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 16

[low agate]

Intercept

[tiny wren]

I judo throwed god

[frosty drum]

,roll 40 Learn Force Disintegration

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3

[hollow garden]

@low agate so my spice farm

What happened to it

[heavy hornet]

,roll 40 learn

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 9

[low agate]

He fails miserably

[low agate]

It's active

[tiny wren]

,roll 50 build more mines

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 @low agate Teach the Sith warriors more stuff

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 19

[tiny wren]

,roll 80 expand north

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 9

[tiny wren]

Nah

[low agate]

They get a bit better but are still not that great

@hollow garden you can make fantasy rolls if you want
Just tell me what it is and I'll decide the roll number

[hollow garden]

I'm confused what does that mean

[low agate]

I said

You can roll for anything

Anything at all

[tiny wren]

Establish food farm

[low agate]

@frosty drum random useless event but the amogus on the sky island point at you and call you sus

[tiny wren]

Pet cats

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 teach my people more stuff

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 8

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 9

[tiny wren]

,roll 1 pet cat

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frosty drum]

Sus
Amogus

[low agate]

Pray to your sheep angel or something

[low agate]

Cat is pet

[frosty drum]

rolls 0

[heavy hornet]

,roll 20 do that

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 7

[low agate]

Sheep is grazing

Not paying attention

[tiny wren]

,roll 60 enhance technology

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 22

[tiny wren]

I hate this

[low agate]

Maybe you're just doing too high of numbers for your rolls

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 94

[tiny wren]

I'll go slowly but surely

[low agate]

Large rumbling across the land...

[frosty drum]

,roll 50 @low agate Invent Internet

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 36

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 make people build more houses

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 17

[tiny wren]

,roll 20 send scouts around the map

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 12

[low agate]

People put memes on a rock

[low agate]

Success

[tiny wren]

Should be 5000

[low agate]

5k is for game ending type of stuff

[tiny wren]

What did I discovered

[low agate]

I'm talking the houses

[frosty drum]

,roll 5000 End the World

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 3905

[low agate]

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 1308

[low agate]

No world end today

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 219

[tiny wren]

,roll 1000 end skillerz

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 923

[tiny wren]

I got to assassinate their leader

[heavy hornet]

,roll 250 SMART

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 143

[low agate]

God sends down a dummy to intercept the ending of skillerz

We cannot be losing people outside of war...

Or unless they do it to themselves in some form

[tiny wren]

Can you make it like, an important person from their kingdom got killed instead

Then there would be a chaos around their capital

[low agate]

The only important person in his country is Starkiller and I'm not killing him ||yet||

[tiny wren]

,roll 1900 stop self proclaimed god

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 1828

[low agate]

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 30

[low agate]

Nothing happens...

[low agate]

Stop trynna get away with these edits

You ain't slick

[tiny wren]

,roll 100 get away and make @low agate forget

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 98

[tiny wren]

So what

[low agate]

God has omniscience in this timeline

[tiny wren]

Rigged

[low agate]

This doesn't have much effect on the map

[tiny wren]

I always get good results on stupid rolls

,roll 100 expand

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 64

[tiny wren]

Bruh

I'ma take a break

[low agate]

I usually intercept things that would end something majorly

And most of my rolls are for things that aren't directly on the map

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 193

[tiny wren]

,roll 5 take a break

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 2

[tiny wren]

I can't even rest

[heavy hornet]

,roll 200 please make me smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 95

[low agate]

,roll 3.1415926535897

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 3

[tiny wren]

,roll 200 please make me smart

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 152

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-15910451443562322472

[tiny wren]

Am i smart?

[low agate]

Your people are about average

[frosty drum]

,roll 100 Industrial Revolution @low agate

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 96

[tiny wren]

Make "ME"

[heavy hornet]

what about me

[hollow garden]

@low agate are my people smart

[low agate]

Still dumb

[novel jay]

,roll 1000 win

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 843

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 then don’t be dumb

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 56

[low agate]

A few gears rain from the sky above your nation (this could be bad)

Hopefully nobody gets hit in the head

[heavy hornet]

,roll 30 have the guy on the asteroid eat a smart looking rock to see if it makes my people more smart

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 25

[low agate]

It in fact does not make your people more smart because he's too far away

But he can chomp on rocks

[spring bison]

Antlantian 2215

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 make giant baskets (MASSIVE ONES LIKE OLYMPIC SWIMMING POOL SIZED) to catch them

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frosty drum]

The music TIMED PERFECTLY

[low agate]

You make an Olympic swimming pool sized basket to catch the gears

It's too heavy to easily carry so most of the raining gears still miss

The collected ones are put into the basket though

[frosty drum]

We still collect Gears though

[low agate]

True

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 426

[low agate]

6 too high

@frosty drum @hollow garden @heavy hornet @tiny wren I'm gonna do another event fr fr

,roll special, natural disaster, silly, area

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: silly

[low agate]

,roll positive, negative

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: positive

[heavy hornet]

Gorsh

do my people get sNed?

smart

that’s the worst typo I’ve had in eons

[low agate]

,roll creature, smart, beam, plant, extra

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: extra

[low agate]

,roll combo, item, new X, pit, portal

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: combo

[frosty drum]

E

[low agate]

,roll one and two, one and three, one and four, one and five, two and three, two and four, two and five, three and four, three and six, four and five, four and seven, five and six, five and seven, six and seven

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: four and five

[low agate]

,roll skillerz, Khalix, klezna, jolly, rokku, crow

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: skillerz

[low agate]

,roll sky, start, continent

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: continent

[low agate]

@frosty drum a strange plant-based item has appeared somewhere on the continent

@hollow garden @tiny wren @heavy hornet @frosty drum you can continue actions btw

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 look for it

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 1

[low agate]

Your people found literally nothing

Just a spot of nothing

No grass

No trees

No animals

No rocks

Nothing

[heavy hornet]

,roll 50 continue toward the X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 31

[low agate]

Slight progress

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 Wake them up and start looking

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[low agate]

They're bored and do something else

But at least it's not a negative

,roll 100

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 27

[low agate]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 462

[heavy hornet]

,roll 100 X

[haughty inlet]

kermitthefrog74.

:game_die: You rolled 45

[low agate]

No X

[heavy hornet]

@low agate can you send a map of where my guy is

[wide moon]

gambling

[low agate]

,roll 5000

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2365

[low agate]

This died

[frosty drum]

Amogus

[low agate]

,roll sus, point

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: sus

[low agate]

The amogus call you sus

[spring bison]

this is the last one

my passion has ended for today

[frosty drum]

When is that one island having independence

[spring bison]

2225 btw

[steep merlin]

The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.

[low agate]

@heavy hornet You still there?

[hollow garden]

Is New Kerspia wealthy

[low agate]

Current map as of most recent updates

[spring bison]

im going to do something different here because why not

Events
2216: UAR Second Financial Crisis starts due Kolmish & Dornish trade war and the civil war
2217: Fifth Assembly in New Bacion ends in violence contributing to the already deteriorating situation in the nation, West Kanga Resistance Force is created due to regional oppression by the Kanga Federal Government, The League of the Three Powers grants membership to the nation of Meria,
2218: PSPB collapses into anarchy (turns out a theocracy dosent work in the future), The CSA is near collapse, Northen Brazia begins massive mobilization and militarization, the death of the Dornish king sends the nation into chaos
2219: The Dornish Royal Council enters a phase of infighting, The 2229 Stock Market Crash happens, riots in west kanga are stopped with violence by the KFG, Karsawa forms a new coalition government
2220: the Royal National Coalition coups the Dornish government with the support of the military, The Kanga Socialist People's Union organizes riots in the west of the nation, the New Bacion government collapses and the Socialists and Democrats begin mobilizing their forces, the CSA is defeated by the UAR
2221: Northen Brazia launches the Abrazia blitz to quickly capitulate Brazia, a coalition of liberal and conservative forces secede from Dornburg in the sourthen region followed by the seccession of Dom
2222: Abrazia blitz fails, New Bacion fails to come with diplomatic agreement and falls into civil war, Central Goverment in Adbonland collapses and the Navy takes over, Dornish Commune stablished
2223: West Kanga secedes followed by KSPU mobilizing its forces agaisnt the KFG, Dornburg falls into full on civil war
2224: Oil prices reach extremely high, 2229 Global Economic Recession worsens, Agard secedes from dorburg but falls into democratic civil war, Kolmish economy crashes
2225: Brazia war turns to atrittion warfare, stalemate in Bacion civil war, Oil prices begin normalizing

[spring bison]

they were a battleground of a world war

they have been bombed to rocks

[jagged niche]

Do yall want a custom map or earth itself?

[wild mason]

which will be easier for you?

[jagged niche]

Earth, since i dont need a custom map

[wild mason]

i know what you look like btw

[spring bison]

an ogre btw

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-king-king-lebron-edit-lakers-edit-gif-6158830654601055381

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[jagged niche]

BET

[low agate]

Woah

[jagged niche]

I SWITCHED 3 LANGUAGES

FUCK TYPESCRIPT

https://worldbox-mapwars.vercel.app/

there

[jagged niche]

Btw yall can do wars to expand instead of just claiming

[elder arch]

I knew that the game room exodus would change things a lot. And yeah personally i’ve become a lot more inactive in this server and in the game room server in general because i have mostly moved on.

[jagged niche]

Updated it

Hopefully less shit

[elder arch]

I immediately clicked on the link, signed up with AAAAAA as my username and password, forgot the password, and then left

[jagged niche]

Logging in ong

Ive been lied to

[hollow bobcat]

Never forget that Acnaq caused this downfall

[prime compass]

Acnaq is the scapegoat

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

Reminder from YAGPDB

(1/40)

[rose cape]

what

[steep merlin]

Set a reminder in 1 year from now (<t:1773577295:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[steel lodge]

hi guys we need more player

#1350126706471735326

[frank latch]

I tried to make a game like this before
with Hexagons too
It was board game though
sort of like risk
but more customizable

and complicated...

that was like 2 years ago now

[bold glade]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: I did everything. New 216: Zambia is not an economic situation.

[bold glade]

Ok

[steep merlin]

Cats are North America’s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[bold glade]

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[prime compass]

2+2=5

[steel lodge]

GUYS we need more coubyties because ww3 is starting in #1350126706471735326

[hollow wasp]

@bold glade

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/YO15HvbSVDMAAAAM/sad-pou-depression.gif

El freezing

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass @frosty drum @quick idol @ripe owl @low agate @hollow garden would you guys be up for a session of the mw later? Maybe like half 9 irish time (3:30 CST)

[hollow wasp]

Oh no!

[prime compass]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Yes

[quick idol]

yea

[hollow wasp]

3/3 so far nice

[hollow garden]

Yes!

[novel jay]

That might overlap with the COA session

[novel jay]

Do you actually want to join the mapwar now?

[prime compass]

No its ok

[novel jay]

(I need a player for the English in Jamestown)

[prime compass]

When host

[novel jay]

An hour

[prime compass]

I think i can