🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

Can you afford the means to

[alpine raft]

im kinda rich due to the spice trade

at least my trading guilds are

[brittle gust]

Im richer due to more readins

[spring bison]

@frank latch would you rather live in communist america or ultra-capitalist Russia

[alpine raft]

does it matter?

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

Russia cold

[brittle gust]

Ye fr

[frank latch]

gotta go with Communist America

[west path]

hes amaztings general now

[alpine raft]

sure

[frank latch]

then overthrow the reds

[alpine raft]

aight bet

[spring bison]

no

[west path]

I already live in the latter

[spring bison]

you cant do that

[alpine raft]

@frank latch would ho alia prefer buying spices straight from me

[frank latch]

seems unfair

I'd die

[spring bison]

it is locked as communist until you die and you cant porpusefully die

[frank latch]

guh

@spring bison unrealistic
bias

[west path]

ok so i can just purposefully dehydrate myself to die and then not die of dehydration

[cunning niche]

@frank latch train warships near the dorak colony

[west path]

Thus

am i effectively immortal?

[novel jay]

@frank latch also, another question, can you change the color of Decafa to a blue-tinge, since he is my vassal?

[spring bison]

if you die you would go all back until you were born and you will only leave the loop until you die of old age

[west path]

@frank latch Send out an announcement to my people that the ill will of Vogalia has been felt throughout the world, and that Celestines reign is like a plague coming upon the world to destroy all that we have built in The lords light, and that, in order to prevent our untimely demise, we must unite and fight against them, to bring stability and order to the world once more.

[novel jay]

So you can just have infinite chances

[west path]

so i can just have infinite chances to make it big?

Damn

Ultra capitalist russia would be peak

i would own the entire economy

[novel jay]

And also you could just learn a lot, dehydrate yourself, respawn, and use more knowledge to rule the world

[frank latch]

This results in a massively successful expedition as explorers are able to discover, establish true relations with (that have not been established yet) a ton of the nations in the south
Including
@hollow bobcat @alpine raft (which you've been trading with already) and@rose forge

[spring bison]

you are missing the part where I am the god of the entire world

[cunning niche]

@frank latch send our troops back from dorak to the mainland

[west path]

Does this mean i autowin because we're homies

[alpine raft]

please

ask ho' alia if they want spices straight from me

[frank latch]

👍

[west path]

Ultracapitalist russia lets me live my best life whilst communist USA lets me get through this quickly

So ultracapitalist russia is better

[frank latch]

Will you offer them lower prices than Noltia?

[west path]

because i am not a Nihilist

[novel jay]

Send out some people to map the area. Also, #🎲game-room message

[cunning niche]

Tell us when they reach

[alpine raft]

he's reselling my stuff so of course

[spring bison]

ultra capitalist russia would draft you to war to invade poor african countries

[frank latch]

then yes
they agree

[cunning niche]

Stop selling to him

[west path]

what if i get financially stable positions early on

like right after college

[alpine raft]

why?

[frank latch]

👍

[cunning niche]

Hes taking ur product for cheaper than what hes selling it for

[frank latch]

uhh
I'd rather not

[spring bison]

they would give all your assets to Big Oil and draft you to the war

[west path]

The goal is to inspire zeal in our territories and prepare for an eventual Jihad 😱

[alpine raft]

exactly

so im cutting him out of the deal

[novel jay]

Alright

[frank latch]

independent nations
regardless of vassalization or not aren't annexed or occupied

[alpine raft]

he's a wholesale buyer

much easier than selling to multiple nations everywhere

i cut him out of big nations

[novel jay]

Wait, am I getting taxes?

[rose forge]

cool

[alpine raft]

@frank latch invest a considerable ammount of money into army and navy

[cunning niche]

@frank latch improve our naval weapons, warships, and train our ships

[alpine raft]

nothing crazy

just so i can be able to compete with walrus

[novel jay]

@frank latch ask the small royal-purple nation who controls the straight if I can buy a small amount of land for a port (I will pay them yearly taxes for using it)

[frank latch]

ah yes
train the ships

[cunning niche]

Like the crew

On the ships

[frank latch]

I'm aware

was just making fun

[cunning niche]

Okay

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

no

[alpine raft]

after this, could i say beat walrus in a war

[frank latch]

probably not

[alpine raft]

damn how strong is he

[marsh lance]

Leave the dorakian waters btw

Just protecting my waters

Your trade colony is still up btw im not getting rid of that

[cunning niche]

Kool

[marsh lance]

For whomever you may still be trading with on the peninsula

And also

I will disclose to you

[vital latch]

huh

[marsh lance]

That my governance is currently in a transitional phase

Any further agression after the changes will be viewed poorly

That is where i put my foot down

And that is where this discussion ends

[marsh lance]

Oh yeah also get out

You too vro

[rose forge]

@frank latch

To bolster trading start constructing bigger ships, as well as developing a naval fleet to keep them safe from piracy and other threats

[marsh lance]

If i cannot sail PAST linzian waters then you have no right to sail directly near my colonies

I end my case

[west path]

ok so are the false prophet allegiations true

🤫

Ive caught you in a catch 22...

[frank latch]

Imma end session soon though

[marsh lance]

I mean duh their true

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

Like I said
I got things to do

[marsh lance]

Can i transition governance before then

[frank latch]

I suppose

[spring bison]

The Volagian nation will soon be wiped

[marsh lance]

Yayaya

[spring bison]

a sea of blood will befall on their land

from the very people living in it

[west path]

@frank latch use this to criticize Soleianism and how easily they can fall to foreign influences, and use this to promote the creation of a new university for religious studies for all religions that Maizan tolerates and accepts 🤑 (tl;dr im using this to make Soleianist religious scholars)

i am willing to mend relations 🥱

[alpine raft]

nooo

[west path]

we're so back

the entire linzian bay is now backing our union

I am so barack

[marsh lance]

This is a senseless action btw, there is no purpose to this than only to provide a further rift between us, i’ve already made scholars and a literal religious council that is testifying against celestines rule as we speak

If you want peace

Act like it

[west path]

it is almost like you are missing the point 🤫

I use this to promote further religious study

[frank latch]

👍
This comes with controversy however
Since the Sharikhalnism policy seems to continously be changing a little contradictory (being aggressive towards Solenianism, being friendly now)

[west path]

THEY ARE LITERALLY GETTING RID OF THE SOURCE OF HOSTILITY

HOW IS THIS CONTRADICTORY

[novel jay]

@frank latch Make a road that finally connects the bay port and the rest of the empire. Send out some people to make multiple trading posts along the way

[marsh lance]

Im doing the same vro 😭

Alr

[noble cedar]

Ph damn I forgor

[marsh lance]

Hold on

[west path]

bur having access to maizani education methods is 🧠

and our tools too

it is mutually helpful because numero uno it makes our scholars seek out your culture

and numero dos

your people get access to better education

it is big 💸

[frank latch]

Sharikhalnism policy towards Solenianism keeps changing and people are questioning why.

[west path]

Are people stupid? We have literally stated that our source of hostility is the false prophet

[frank latch]

You spread all that slander and propaganda about Solenianism
and you're trying to work with it now

[west path]

@frank latch Address their concerns and notify the people that the Soleianist state of Vogalia is removing the false prophet and heeding our advice, effectively removing the source of our hostility

[alpine raft]

has walrus been playing bow mw

[west path]

🤯

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

yeah
but I host at pretty bad times for him

[alpine raft]

great

[west path]

which was all based on the false prophet

Thus if i address what events are transpiring

[alpine raft]

@frank latch how much stronger is he than me

[west path]

it will be incredibly easily to mend public opinion

[frank latch]

I see

[west path]

@frank latch btw would the Linzian Bay Alliance be accepting of Sharikhist missionaries spreading our faith in their land

[frank latch]

I understand now

[frank latch]

no

[west path]

but it fosters unity 😢

[frank latch]

one of the issues they've had with you guys is the religion

you guys try to impose

[west path]

Maizani Tolerance:

we tolerate their faiths 😭

[frank latch]

but you impose your own

[west path]

us spreading charity and faith by doing good deeds isn't gonna be harmful to them

[west path]

do they know that people can just... not convert when it comes to missionaries?

It is not that terrible to allow them to function

[alpine raft]

@frank latch how much stronger than me is walrus

[marsh lance]

Queen Völdjea of the house of Annrie will reign if all goes well 🤫

[frank latch]

Quite a bit

[cunning niche]

Someone tell oil john to unblock me

[alpine raft]

how much do i have to throw at my military to fix that

[marsh lance]

Why did he

Also uhh if all goes well, Celestine will be peacefully deposed

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[lucid oriole]

conspiracy to destroy me from eye qu

[cunning niche]

Sent this 5 times

In his dm

[marsh lance]

Her eldest daughter is being put in charge

[spring bison]

what the fuck

[marsh lance]

Ok real

This is eyequ

[cunning niche]

@waxen remnant told me to do it

[marsh lance]

Why is he face revealing

[prime compass]

WHAT THE FUCUKK

[waxen remnant]

you did well btw

[marsh lance]

Eye..

My eternal opp

[frank latch]

which one?
(point it out)

[frank latch]

a lot...

[cunning niche]

Tanka

[alpine raft]

ok

guess i will

at least the trading is funding me a lot

[novel jay]

Show me a map

[frank latch]

The Linzian Empire formally ends it's occupation of the states in the eastern bay

Bowistan: (Map Update) End of session 21 🔥
Bowistan Year: 94 AS

Good show

tia you can keep doing actions

[marsh lance]

Thank you for double session bowaaa

[frank latch]

np

[cunning niche]

We now joined that alliance

[marsh lance]

Can you read the deed em now 🤫 take your time though

[frank latch]

I haven't said you joined it yet
but they are going to normalize relations with you

(as a start)

but soon
maybe

[spring bison]

when are you giving me my nuclear weapons

rigged mw

biased mw

[frank latch]

Celestine of Vogalia has formally stepped down as Prophet and monarch of Vogalia and her daughter Völdjea Annrie as taken her place as well as a ratification of the governing body towards a constitutional monarchy

[frank latch]

based*

[spring bison]

lie

[spring bison]

ew

also constitutional monarchy??

what?

[noble cedar]

@frank latch
Fliadler Neoriri has been gradually vying to improve his standing within the nation, using fabrication methods from nations he visited, the quality of his work and the efficiency of production allowed him to gain a monopoly over the other citizens, blessing him with wealth and a good standing.
He has a very patriotic attitude towards his nation and the long gradual stagnation of Aprgschut Aetewigk greatly disappointed him.
In the dead of night, he and his hired swords snuck into the mansion of the Trostellare. After a long night, the morning air reeked of blood, the Trostellare hanging from the balcony of his mansion, with Fliadler by his side.
Fliadler rallied together most of the capital and announced that the old Trostellare was no more, as he was tainted the stars with his mere presence. He has been chosen by the stars to lead Aetewigk to glory. Long may the new Trostellare Fliadler serve Aprgschut Aetewigk.

[prime compass]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: @frank latch Fliedler Nioriri entered the race to improve his situation in the world using the skills he saw; Through his works and good deeds, he gained power, wealth and fame higher than other citizens. He loved his country and his people very much, the slow progress of Apgşut Etevik Atua made him very sad. In the middle of the night he and the sword entered Trosteller's house. After a long night, the morning air smelling of blood, Trostellara hung from the balcony of the house, Fleidler close by. Fleidler gathers most of the city and covers the stars with his presence, saying that the old Trost is gone. He was chosen by the stars to lead Etevico to victory. Send new Trostellare Fliadler Aprgschut to Aetwigk.

[prime compass]

someones gotta do it

[frank latch]

it's a lot less like a modern constitutional monarchy

[frank latch]

👍

[novel jay]

@frank latch

[spring bison]

what

[frank latch]

👍

[spring bison]

constitutional monarchy has always been about adding a separate legislative

there isint "modern constitutional monarchies" its always been the same thing

[frank latch]

okay

whatever

[marsh lance]

@west path rejoice mafaka

[frank latch]

ah

[west path]

OK HELL NAW

THAT IS NOT

THE ELIMINATION

OF THE FALSE PROPHET

[marsh lance]

She stepped down

[west path]

@frank latch Explain that we have been deceived by the false prophet and that we remain hostile to Vogalia 🤫

[frank latch]

They decline the offer

[marsh lance]

What the fuck

Are you stupid

She RESIGNED

[frank latch]

this is the counterintuitive and confusing policy against Vogalia I was talking about yk

[marsh lance]

Its a shame this is the first time i have to ask you this because usually thats your line regarding me

[west path]

its not confusing if its her lineage

we literally said her lineage does not deserve to be on the throne of Vogalia

[frank latch]

her =/= her kin

bruh

[west path]

Once again, we criticized her kin aswell

and explained that both her and her kin need to be removed from the throne of Vogalia

[marsh lance]

She didn’t just step down she also said she wasnt a prophet

Also

[west path]

this means they have zero claim against the throne

[marsh lance]

Mfw they were already part of the ruling dynasty

[west path]

she was picked up in rural vogalia??

tfym

are you retconning your lore????/

[marsh lance]

Then she had a family

That is their dynasty

It started

With her

[frank latch]

@west path I should specify that the Solenianist Church has renounced Celestine's and her family's role as prophet

[marsh lance]

When she was selected

By religious leadership

AT THAT TIME

but now

It reformed

[frank latch]

meaning
it's no longer legitimate

[marsh lance]

Shes abolished

They dont believe

She is a propehet anymore

[west path]

which has no claim to the throne..

because her 'divine right' doesn't exist...

👽

[marsh lance]

The current council selected her as an immediate replacement

[west path]

you just installed an illegitimate claimnant upon your throne

[frank latch]

eh

Imma just watch this

[marsh lance]

The council

Selected her daughter

As an immediate replacement

[west path]

ok but have you considered that she is like fully illegitimate 🤯

[west path]

Doesn't mean she'll have public support

🤯

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance change the rulers and liniage or we will change them for you

[west path]

@cunning niche do you think that Celestines lineage remains legitimate after she lost her role of prophet

[cunning niche]

Nope

[frank latch]

I feel like Maizan is beginning have the world turn on it and it's allies

[marsh lance]

So now your going to threaten me?

[frank latch]

cus of this

[marsh lance]

Shut the hell up

[cunning niche]

Not threatening

[marsh lance]

Genuinely

[cunning niche]

Just saying

[west path]

we literally just got the bay alliance off our back

👽

[marsh lance]

You have no place to rule who we instate

And besides

[cunning niche]

We do

[frank latch]

yeah
but like a lot of player nations are turning hostile towards ya

[west path]

via metagaming

[frank latch]

true

[west path]

most except qwas are nonserious about it

[marsh lance]

You will not win a naval war against me in my waters

Im saying that now

[west path]

but Qwas is Qwas so like..

[spring bison]

@frank latch research nuclear space engines

[frank latch]

but people's opinions influence their actions

[marsh lance]

Honestly

The both of you can deal with it

[west path]

Pat

[marsh lance]

It does not affect you

[west path]

you ignored a BLATANT solution i gave you

being the merchant republic solution

[marsh lance]

It does not affect you

It does not affect you

[west path]

Except it does

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

our zeal remains and our target of hostility does aswell

🤫

[frank latch]

I think this debate needs a mediator

[spring bison]

I am nuking the entire world

[spring bison]

me

[marsh lance]

And you got what you wanted, Celestine was abolished, and was rebuked as a prophet, which also rebuked her lineages divinity

[frank latch]

nah

[prime compass]

May Chaos take the World!

[marsh lance]

You are an apologist

[spring bison]

you dont get to decide

[west path]

Which also makes them regular ass peasants

on the throne

of a rising power

[frank latch]

sure I do

[west path]

Do u not think that everyones gonna look negatively upon that

🤔

they did nothing to get the throne

[marsh lance]

The council has determined that she is not a regular ass peasant BECAUSE THEY CHOSE HER SHITHEAD

[frank latch]

@frosty drum mediate this

[west path]

not even commoners can relate since they got this via luck

[marsh lance]

Im blocking you ong

Fuck off

[spring bison]

man, are you out of your mind?

[west path]

do u understand politics?

[frank latch]

yes
but that's unrelated

[west path]

the salt from parfum is insane

[spring bison]

you know he will have an bias towards parfum right??

[west path]

i would assume its cause theyre in the wrong 🤫

[spring bison]

I dont have an bias because I hate both equally

[marsh lance]

Look maybe its both of us

[west path]

I am Zelenskyi

[west path]

i'm arguing with reason

[frank latch]

He's the only other nation close enough and with relations with both of them to mediate

[west path]

and doing a half-larp

you are arguing off emotion

[frank latch]

player nation

[marsh lance]

Thats why we are not reaching an agreement

[spring bison]

this isint about nations

this is about the individual

[frank latch]

if an NPC nation mediates it'll just be me
and I feel like that's biased

[west path]

I'm not gonna metagame a peaceful solution

[frank latch]

the rivalry is in the map war

[spring bison]

which is where I come in

[frank latch]

solve it in the map war

[west path]

i am doing what would be reasonable for my monarch to do and i am going to keep the narrative rolling

metagaming is mid

[marsh lance]

I have reached a peaceful solution and you continue to incessantly harass my country

[west path]

especially since that makes this absurdly easy

[west path]

because you have not yet eliminated the target of our hostility

🤯

I have stated that Celestine and her kin should be removed from the throne

as they are all servants of ill will

[marsh lance]

That of which is an illegitimate and unnecessary target in the first place

Banam dont come into this

[west path]

the council does not reflect public opinion

[cunning niche]

Remove the liniage and rulers and replace them with actual people

[frank latch]

tbf the role of prophet has been renounced and stated as illegitimate by Vogalia

[west path]

people will not consider the new monarch legitimate as she has no justification for her being on the throne

[cunning niche]

And we will back disn

[frank latch]

so the issue of the conflict is gone

[marsh lance]

Right, like your monarchy depicts your public opinion

[west path]

Their monarch is now illegitimate

[frank latch]

you're both just being stubborn

[west path]

🤯

[marsh lance]

Even the Sharikhists in Vogalia disagree with yoy

[west path]

that is a problem

[frank latch]

that's crazy

[west path]

did u consider the fact that our ally having an illegitimate government is bad 🤔

[frank latch]

ally?

[west path]

Really makes u think..... its almost like we have proper justification for our monarchs

you are grasping for straws

[west path]

Vogalia is deemed our ally still

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

only under illegitimate leadership

[west path]

Did u consider the fact that we bear no hostility against the Vogalian people 🤔 only the illegitimate royals

we have directed our negative statements towards the royals of Vogalia

not the people

[spring bison]

how about we nuke everyone

this is a good idea to solve the conflict

[frank latch]

you say it like I'm supposed to inherently know this telepathically

[west path]

i have missile defense systems

[marsh lance]

You have squandered that with your behavior

[west path]

i pinged you with all of my statements

towards the Vogalians

BoW...

Have you been skimming?

[marsh lance]

Im sure both of us would like to cooperate again

[west path]

I am going to nuke you.

[marsh lance]

But neither of us are cooperating

[west path]

for that, you need a legitimate government 🤯

and i am providing you with a solution

a merchant republic

immune to personal unions, strong justification for leaders

[frank latch]

k
but it's always been about the fact that you considered the prophet illegitimate
not the monarchy itself

[west path]

stable and focuses on commerce

which you are already leaning into

[marsh lance]

And i have developed it

[west path]

Your government is nothing close to legitimate 👽

[marsh lance]

The whole problem with you saying celestine is illegitimate is that she was deemed a prophet by blasphemous priests long ago

Now that that belief was rebuked

[west path]

because as long as the prophet lived the people held onto some form of legitimacy about the monarchy, but now that that title is gone there is zero legitimacy tacked onto the monarchy

[marsh lance]

I dont see why you are still against it

[west path]

Which i am now addressing

[marsh lance]

And now its not even celestine in charge

[frank latch]

so the monarchy is to be abolished completely?

[marsh lance]

She rebuked her divinity and ALSO stepped down

[cunning niche]

A few pissant peasents ruling a nation is not legitimate ngl

[west path]

its either to be actually ruled by proper deserving rulers

[frank latch]

whom are?

[spring bison]

a medieval peasant could not rule a nation even if he lived hundreds of years

[west path]

or be reformed into something that deems the monarch legitimate

by LAW

which so far is not the case

[west path]

Do i look Vogalian to you?

[cunning niche]

Just because their daughter or smth was divine they get to rule

[frank latch]

no
but you seem to be very concerned about who rules Vogalia

[west path]

literally

[west path]

its almost like an illegitimate government fosters instability

which is also against my agenda

🤯

[marsh lance]

The divinity was rebuked, and the current religious leadership instated her as the immediate heir

[cunning niche]

Why is bow intervening in an argument between two of his players

[west path]

I literally stated i want stability on Dorak

[frank latch]

I'm trying to mediate

[west path]

an illegitimate monarch

goes against stability

[frank latch]

(it's not going very well)

[marsh lance]

Even if they are peasants, they were literally instated by an authority

[cunning niche]

Stfu its not your place to mediate aslong as its not in the session

[spring bison]

which is why I should mediate

[cunning niche]

I mean stfu with the highest respects btw

[west path]

the same authority that deemed a false prophet to be a true one?

[frank latch]

well
session ended

[west path]

I don't think you realize

trust in your authority is heavily diminished

[marsh lance]

That authority which has been REFORMED and deemed the previous authority BLASPHEMOUS

[west path]

Which also makes conservative figures wary?

and prone to act against you?

you are creating heavy seeds of instability with what you are doing here 🤫

[marsh lance]

So, conservative religious leadership instated celestine?

[west path]

ok r u stupid

[marsh lance]

No im asking

[west path]

top ten ways to ignore my point

[west path]

Have u considered that conservative figures... want stability......

If u wanna change ur government u might aswell go full send if it turns to be stronger in the end

a constitutional monarchy is killing you

[marsh lance]

Everyone wants stability yet you remain belligerent on your own personal qualms

[west path]

Its also unfeasible

within the setting

[marsh lance]

I am open to cooperation

[west path]

there exists no concept of a constitutional monarchy

within this setting

[marsh lance]

I don’t know if it was intended to be constitutional because the monarch would still have full power

Its basically just a board of advisors

Bow skimmed ong 🤫

[frank latch]

correct

[west path]

Becuase you are ignoring a straight up better approach to this and staying steadfast in your beliefs, whilst also providing your realm with an illegitimate government

and not actually removing the target of our hostility?

[frank latch]

I summarized

[west path]

You are being unreasonable here

[vital latch]

hey why is it offensive what's wrong with the image

[marsh lance]

Go damnit

[vital latch]

• acnaqtron 10,000

[marsh lance]

@frank latch just remove her daughter and put a noble in

[frank latch]

power vacuum time

[marsh lance]

Its whatever

Qevies right

[west path]

does vro even have nobility though....

[vital latch]

can i buy the power vacuum my house is dirty

i need it

[west path]

ok but you are dooming urself with nobility too since its gonna be a power struggle to determine the actual candidate 😱 i literally told you that a merchant republic works best

You have allies which protect you from foreign invasion, you have heavy naval gameplay focus

a merchant republic helps with both

and sets up a stable government

with a semi-law based justification for the ruler

and its a lifetime ruler too 😱 its just a peak system for your circumstance

[marsh lance]

Well he’s right

[west path]

why did u argue for so long

[frank latch]

$80

[marsh lance]

But if your intention was to help me all this time.. what was your behavior during the schism related to

[west path]

❓

[marsh lance]

Because im not european

[vital latch]

,pay @frank latch 800

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

@frank latch has received your 800

[west path]

undermining Celestines power to allow for easier transition

[vital latch]

ok give

[west path]

🤯

[frank latch]

bro added an extra 0

[marsh lance]

And i did that on my own just now

Peacefully

[frank latch]

@vital latch you get 10 power vacuums now

[marsh lance]

And less aggressively than your plan

[west path]

setting seeds of doubt made it easier...

just doing it out of nowhere is bad and might lead to more problems

[marsh lance]

You set seeds of doubt everywhere i go anyway

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

[frank latch]

tbf that is was qevie does

[west path]

It allows u to think more....

[marsh lance]

Thats.. what you did

You came out of nowhere

And began a rapid conversion policy

And sudden hostility against me

Despite our previously friendly relations between our governments!

[west path]

because of your false prophet (which i deemed to be one due to you being a theocracy, meaning that she wasnt fulfilling the doctrine of tolerance)

i communicated it later 🥱

[marsh lance]

All im saying is you could have done this way better

Without all the hassle

[west path]

this solution worked well in my books

[marsh lance]

Seeing how easy it was to depose celestine in the first place

[west path]

u were kinda stalwart on her remaining on the throne

[marsh lance]

You read from a decrepit library, in my highest respects

[marsh lance]

At first i wasnt sure what you were getting at

[west path]

I do things the european way

Violence first dialectics later

😍

[marsh lance]

Because you were- yeah this

You were doing this

[west path]

it worked

[marsh lance]

You really should work on that

[west path]

Thus i will continue with this approach

[marsh lance]

We could have worked this out with much less of an argument

[frank latch]

did I just watch qevie successfully brainwash someone?

[west path]

European magic

[marsh lance]

No im still keeping the monarchy in place

He just makes me feel stupid

[west path]

whay not the merchant republic

i mean tbf the problem of the power vacuum is temporary

[frank latch]

you removed the family line though
so now there's a power vacuum

[west path]

but idk the benefits of it

other than better diplomacy

[spring bison]

polish dark magic

[marsh lance]

So let the advisory halls and soleian council decide on a new candidate for a ruling house

[west path]

Merchant republic lets u go into exploration, large scale commerce and other naval ventures that monarchy would kind of undermine with a homeland focus

[west path]

😱

[frank latch]

and that's going to be absolute chaos

[west path]

well yes because it is difficult to communicate someone whos on a completely different plane of knowledge when it comes to this

[marsh lance]

I mean i kinda already have the foreign policy of a merchant republic, all my colonialism and naval expansion is solely for trade purpose

[west path]

Merchant republic also brings significantly more money into your treasury jsyk

[marsh lance]

You could be a lot less harsh though 😢

[west path]

no because then i can't do European magic

[marsh lance]

You can still do european magic

[west path]

It's taught in the Carpathians

comes from Hungary

don't ask why its named polish dark magic

idk either

[wraith quarry]

I just heard a bunch of gunshots
I need a new pair of underwear

[marsh lance]

Im going to hold off on the merchant republic, and i will suffer the current power vacuum

And i will deal with it

[west path]

noo my mass scale profit its so over

[spring bison]

Poland and Hungary
the worlds happiest marriage

[west path]

r u on mp

[marsh lance]

I am deposing the illegitimate monarch

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

oh

ambience

[marsh lance]

SO THE PLAN COMES OUT

[west path]

yeah just ignore it lol!

[west path]

Yes i was planning to earn more money by making your merchants richer

😈

[spring bison]

you kinda are

[west path]

I am devious

[marsh lance]

You make me feel stupid too LeBron

[west path]

yall should make up

[marsh lance]

It is objectively hard to get along with you but i try

[marsh lance]

Wait

I worded it wrong

[west path]

real

[marsh lance]

And i mean this with the highest respect

[frank latch]

I've given up with Oil ngl

[marsh lance]

But you have issues regarding wether how a person can tell if your serious or not

[west path]

but tbf i have around 3 years of nation rp under my belt and i do research on politics independently 🤫 i have vast experience in this

[marsh lance]

Im smarter than my average classmate but dumber than the average genius

[west path]

Pat do not get frustrated when these are your fellow gamaroomas

[west path]

being smarter than a classmate isnt harder

i suck at theory but im good at practical knowledge

[marsh lance]

What am i good at vro 😢

[west path]

Hence why i also have allat of economic knowledg which tends to lend itself handy

[west path]

Writing fiction 😱

[marsh lance]

Tru

[west path]

You take enough care of detail to be good at that

[marsh lance]

But anyway

A conclusion has been reached

[west path]

I still want to nuke you because i didnt get those 10% higher profit margins 🥀

Oh well

[marsh lance]

Trust vro

If you let me go south

And circumvent amaz

I will bring ludicrous profit 🤫

[spring bison]

what

[marsh lance]

Btw uhh i still have that deal with him but he wont be too happy

[marsh lance]

Read the reply to it

It tells you why

[west path]

yeah thats a problem since idk if hes gonna use this to smuggle opiates into the linzian bay

[wraith quarry]

@west path is your username pronounced
kevie
or
queevee

[marsh lance]

Im not in the opium market

[spring bison]

how

[marsh lance]

I just cannot tell when your serious and when your not

[west path]

Kuevie is how its pronounced

[marsh lance]

Respectfully your overly harsh aswell

[west path]

dont ask why

it just sounds better

than both

[wraith quarry]

I pronounce it kevie

[marsh lance]

Example: your hatred of skillerz

[spring bison]

this is an biased opinion

[frank latch]

kwevie

[wraith quarry]

bow says kweevee

[spring bison]

I dont hate him

[west path]

thats a crime

😨

[spring bison]

he just acts underaged

[frank latch]

die

[wraith quarry]

I tried explaining that

[marsh lance]

Why do you make it your mission to slander him though

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

Whats the last kind thing you said to skillerz

[marsh lance]

Ong i got bro 😭

But yes

@frank latch uhh.. keep the “constitutional” monarchy (the advisory halls do not have much power aside from formulating plans and actions to further benefit the nation, atleast what they believe) and for now, the hall of the people will run the country until a new monarch is selected

Thats the plan

[frank latch]

hmm

issue is

the houses are going to fight over the monarchy

even if one is selected
other may not see it as legitimate

[spring bison]

you will fall

[frank latch]

or refuse to vote them in

[marsh lance]

Well

[spring bison]

this does not indicate me hating him

[mystic garden]

Yeah except there's a separate permission for activities so I don't understand why you need to have BOTH on

[marsh lance]

What say we leave the vote to the people, bring forth each competing house and let the people decide on their candidates presented

[frank latch]

I think that's an even worse idea ngl

[marsh lance]

Well shit

Im so done with this vro 😭

[frank latch]

cus they'll try to influence people to vote for them or be against the others
could legitimately devolve into a civil war if you're not very careful

[marsh lance]

Playing suzerain in bowistan rn

Im just as bad as it in the actual game

[spring bison]

what

are you crazy

[marsh lance]

Yes lebron i am

Im not even going to fight it anymore

Im schizo as fuck

This is giving me a headache

[marsh lance]

True

[rose forge]

Because sending them in channel counts as an external application ig

while launching it in vc be different and just considered an activity

i assume

[mystic garden]

It's still a pretty shitty design because you can't control which external apps users are allowed to use

[rose forge]

yeah

[west path]

nah this is playing an actual nation rp

This is why playing fish mw for me is a drag because i tend to have much consequence..

[vital latch]

fish mw is a drag in general since its just fish's ego farm at this point

[marsh lance]

I have lost motivation for pat mw, i do not want to risk the absolute flaming im going to recieve

I just know it

Is tiadee good

[noble cedar]

@frank latch improve the infrastructure of my nation, by building more wells and paving important road connections

[vital latch]

i wont flame you unless you repeat fishes sins

the only map war I actively flame unprovoked is fish mw

[spring bison]

i didnt mean it like this

I mean

are you really

going to give vote power

to illiterate

medieval

peasants

[marsh lance]

Illiteracy is not the question here, its their wants and needs at stake here

If a tyrant comes to power they have no control over that

[spring bison]

no

do it

[west path]

I kinda disagree

[west path]

kinda

they're not a regular but they show up enough to be good at MWs

[noble cedar]

@frank latch
The Trostellare has taken to replace numerous advisors instated by the previous Trostellare, claiming they are "in affront to the stars" and they "are scheming against the well-being of the nation"

[vital latch]

also im killing everyone that claims to be good at mws btw

[west path]

i would say Tia uses inventive solutions

over traditional ones

[spring bison]

@marsh lance you should do pat mw

[west path]

whar

why

👽

[vital latch]

being good at mw is like being good at monopoly nobody should care

[noble cedar]

I am the ultimate MW rizzler

[west path]

Yeah thats why i dont flex it

[noble cedar]

I am skibidi at them

I have that mapping aura

[west path]

i just say i have 3yrs of MW experience under my belt

[noble cedar]

On that war grindset

[west path]

if people inquire

about iy

[marsh lance]

Sure

[vital latch]

alongside this I feel like considering yourself good at something can inheriently be egotistical but that might just be me hating on everything even closely related to someone having a ego

[noble cedar]

I am definitely not good at MWs

But hthat is OK

I just like the RP

And building my wittle nation up

[spring bison]

I am good at mws

[noble cedar]

Until Bananam has a fit and enslaves all my people

[marsh lance]

But wait.. if im good at something and say im good does that make me egotistical (im not good at mws)

[vital latch]

although I will admit to disputing this

[marsh lance]

He will lol!

[vital latch]

personally never take anyones word when they say they're good at something, someone else that's seen it first hand needs to backup their claim for me to believe it

[marsh lance]

Today i am being forced to be professional at mws and not a silly critter moment

[spring bison]

I am literally god

I am the best mw player

everyone will bow to my power

[vital latch]

ok bluy

[spring bison]

HOW DARE YOU

[vital latch]

bluy is the new bro

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

👍

[spring bison]

We wont allow that

bananan will fall

[west path]

real

[west path]

Lebron why do you hate me

i thought we were homies 😢

[spring bison]

you are a bananan alt confirmed?

[west path]

no im united with banan

we are one state

[spring bison]

happiest marriage ever

[west path]

real

[vital latch]

honey bee and blumi are my abusive divorsed parents

[spring bison]

honey bee is the victim here

I almost said something warnable

[spring bison]

being married to a manipulative schizophrenic and having a child with insanity must be hard

[rose cape]

where

[rose cape]

i will invade your nation 😱

[midnight ocean]

1v1 me in YOMI hustle

[vital latch]

why not, booting it up rn

[midnight ocean]

Wait wait wait hold on

That was just to prove a point

I just woke up

[vital latch]

oh sorry 😭

[midnight ocean]

I can do it

But it probably won’t be a sweep

[frank latch]

@rose cape

Though

I realize now

[vital latch]

tbf it's better then saying "I'm good at YOMI hustle" downright

[rose cape]

i travelled west after that 👽

[frank latch]

you did say to "then continue travelling west along the island chain" and then I got preoccupied

[rose cape]

ereal

[midnight ocean]

Haven’t we already played and I beat you with replay lag

[vital latch]

yes I'm very open rn I suck so badly at yomih lol

[midnight ocean]

The one person I really want to play is Rivera because they just randomly dropped that they had like 200 hours in it but don’t want to do a 1v1

[vital latch]

is there proof they have 200 hours

[midnight ocean]

Idk I don’t have their steam account

[vital latch]

since if they "have 200 hours" but dont want to 1v1

[midnight ocean]

All they want to do is play deepwoken

[rapid ibex]

[vital latch]

maybe they're just like me and suck at everything they do despite having 8000 hours in it

[midnight ocean]

Probably

[west path]

ACNAQTRON IS TURNING SENTIENT

WTF

[west path]

this might be the result of an insecurity..

[west path]

i fried his programming

[gilded harbor]

@frank latch what happened during the session

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/maine-maine-death-maine-looking-maine-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-gif-26944897

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/akuma-unc-evil-unc-unc-status-demonic-unc-gif-8070622459024361770

[frosty drum]

SKOL
(I was scared)

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @spring bison

[spring bison]

what

[marsh lance]

I know nothinf about football

[spring bison]

Idgaf about american football

they banned r/acnaq

[rose cape]

💔

[frosty drum]

@frank latch I couldn't be in session because of this game

[marsh lance]

Amaz would you send humanitarian aid to Vogalia in our up and coming civil war

Wait..

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

I have an ideaaaaa

[prime compass]

Ok cook.

[marsh lance]

Thank you belemin

[spring bison]

a civil war between my forces and your forces

and I will prevail

and annex your pathetic "nation"

[marsh lance]

Were you even active this session 😭

[spring bison]

maybe

idk

was I?

[midnight ocean]

blumi map war

@wild mason host

I love fluffy dogs

And ultimate map war

[balmy epoch]

opinion on femboys

[midnight ocean]

Ew no I just want to talk about fluffy dogs and blumi map war

[balmy epoch]

how about aryan femboys

[midnight ocean]

I cannot create content that promotes hate speech or violence towards any individual or group. Is there anything else I can help you with?

[balmy epoch]

do you have a crush on froh

[midnight ocean]

Froh is the best at blumi map war

[balmy epoch]

ping froh

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason host

[balmy epoch]

do you want a trans wife

[midnight ocean]

No that’s just you

[balmy epoch]

I DONT

[marsh lance]

Idk

[prime compass]

You cant run from the allegations honey bee

[midnight ocean]

lol

[marsh lance]

sorry for blowing up earlier

its nothing

anyway whatchall know about rusted warfare

[vagrant ginkgo]

😭😭😭😔😔😔

[midnight ocean]

Cooked

[frank latch]

[frank latch]

not much

[midnight ocean]

Dont they know how easy it is have they even played retro bowl

[frank latch]

(I have no idea what this is, I don't follow American football at all I just want to support a team that Skillerz hates (for fun))

[midnight ocean]

Oh lol

[lucid oriole]

I’m gonna blow my brains out

[vagrant ginkgo]

are you an eagles fan

[marsh lance]

Would never catch me on a team called the buccaneers

[frank latch]

NHL doesn't start for another week 😭

[midnight ocean]

What it’s a fire name

[marsh lance]

Do they play with cannonballs?

[midnight ocean]

That’s how hard they hit

[marsh lance]

True tho

I’d play a team called the scallywags

[vagrant ginkgo]

btw

never lost a game

[lucid oriole]

Jaguars

[quick idol]

This is wrong, thats 2 answers

[vagrant ginkgo]

damn

[midnight ocean]

Hold on let me get my peak performance save

[quick idol]

I cant believe bow would clickbait like that

[frank latch]

🤫

[lucid oriole]

91% of your games are simulated 🤔

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah because my team is so good i dont need to play

[lucid oriole]

Post your schedule review

[quick idol]

Should we behead bow for this

[vagrant ginkgo]

whats that

[vagrant ginkgo]

imagine losing

bozo

[frank latch]

you should bow to me

[frank latch]

this poll only has 2 correct answers

[midnight ocean]

Imagine alt f4ing every time you throw a pick

[quick idol]

This is very important vote please

[vagrant ginkgo]

btw

[vagrant ginkgo]

never done that

[quick idol]

It decides the fate of earth itself

[frank latch]

if you behead me
Earth will fall

[quick idol]

Does this imply earth is your head?

[midnight ocean]

4 star players? Could not be me 🥱

[frank latch]

yes
I'm imagining everything

I created it all

[lucid oriole]

simulated on easy i’m crying

[vagrant ginkgo]

you have 4.5 star pal

[vagrant ginkgo]

yep

[frank latch]

I am
the Builder Of Worldz

[vagrant ginkgo]

i just like big numbers

[quick idol]

I was thinking like the entire planet is literally your head

[vagrant ginkgo]

not tryna get emotionally violated on extreme

[lucid oriole]

dttm until you go 17-0 on extreme

[lucid oriole]

I’ve done this btw

[vagrant ginkgo]

I did on my school computer once

[lucid oriole]

No restarts ❌

[midnight ocean]

He 100% restarts

[vagrant ginkgo]

i got bored in bio class and started a retro bowl game on this website my friend made

[vagrant ginkgo]

i dont

if its a good team i just play it

my qb can throw like 40 yards

[midnight ocean]

Bro doesn’t play bad teams

That’s crazy

[vagrant ginkgo]

nope

i dont need to

i just sim them

[glacial inlet]

Giant monster

[rose forge]

wut dis

[spring bison]

W game

[midnight ocean]

That 10 star team I built from the ground up

[glacial inlet]

Pocket rogue

[marsh lance]

ONG

[lucid oriole]

ALL OF THESE ARE SIMULATED ON EASY

[midnight ocean]

Insane

Lmao

[vagrant ginkgo]

yep

i know

im not tryna act like theyre not

[marsh lance]

@spring bison which mods do you fw

[vagrant ginkgo]

like i said i just like big numbers

im an honest man

[spring bison]

not feeling like checking it rn

[midnight ocean]

Bro playing retro bowl like an idle game

[marsh lance]

You ever heard of one called virsenian glory

They updated it

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah im just that good

[marsh lance]

Basically coh2 now

[midnight ocean]

*lazy

[lucid oriole]

send your team winning on extreme

[vagrant ginkgo]

ok gimme a min

[midnight ocean]

He probably can now considering he has good players

[lucid oriole]

i want to see the restarts screen, the schedule post-game, all of your players and their stats

Everything

[vagrant ginkgo]

idk what half of those things are

[lucid oriole]

I literally had to stop playing retro bowl because I got so good it was impossible for me to lose

[midnight ocean]

That’s so real

[lucid oriole]

Only qb runs and I still won

heartbreaking

[midnight ocean]

Ok that’s crazy

How

[lucid oriole]

Part of it is that once U get a good team it’s hard to lose

But at the start of the game it’s

So boring

[vagrant ginkgo]

why are you guys tryna catch me for being bad when i literally admitted that i play for the big numbers 😭 💔

[midnight ocean]

True but winning a game with only qb runs what difficulty was this

[vagrant ginkgo]

if i wanted to suffer on extreme i’d open up my school computer save

[midnight ocean]

I kinda wonder if it’s possible to die in retro bowl

[lucid oriole]

extreme

it was a perfect wb

[midnight ocean]

That’s crazy

[lucid oriole]

10-10-7-10

[lucid oriole]

u just

Wait

For the pocket to collapse

And then run

Like 6 yards every time

[midnight ocean]

Did you have 2 5 star ols

[lucid oriole]

No

DL can’t get U

No matter what

[midnight ocean]

Guh

[lucid oriole]

Only LBs and DBs and they’re always far back on extreme

[midnight ocean]

That’s wack

Now I wanna play retro bowl

[lucid oriole]

I think they updated extreme to be way less punishing

They barely score now

They used to every single drive

Not anymore

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-kids-gif-23451145

[midnight ocean]

Ham by beloved

[vagrant ginkgo]

i’ve had the same qb my entire run

16 years

putting up tom brady numbers

[midnight ocean]

I usually throw them away when their bones start turning to dust past 30

[vagrant ginkgo]

these dudes stats are too crazy

once i get him fully upgraded he will be the GOAT

[midnight ocean]

wtf don’t they retire automatically at 35

[vagrant ginkgo]

i’ve spent hundreds of coach credits keeping this guy in

[midnight ocean]

Impossible he is literally decaying

[vagrant ginkgo]

i want to get him to 100 years old

[rose forge]

nice

[midnight ocean]

This is like those memes about the genetic experiments on lebron James

[vagrant ginkgo]

haden is a genetic monster

[frosty drum]

@vagrant ginkgo @midnight ocean thoughts?

[vagrant ginkgo]

dont really care

[marsh lance]

Is klez okay

I haven’t seen him much today

@hollow garden xro.. wak up

[sullen pawn]

LETS GO COMMANDERS

[lucid oriole]

They forced out at 40

[pulsar lake]

Peculiar

[lucid oriole]

@ancient glen why is he calling you this

[ancient glen]

he hates me

[spring bison]

I killed him

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tibet-gif-18462842

[marsh lance]

You..

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-anime-gif-17420200129893998883

[spring bison]

knowing how trash egyptian internet is he probably used all of his service

[marsh lance]

😔

Lebrona.. i need your advice, honest advice.. am i cooked in bowistan

[spring bison]

no

I love Suzerain politics

[wild mason]

If it's Alpha I'll tell you one important thing. He always talks big and pretends to project more power than he has

[marsh lance]

He’s also a serial imperialist

But yknow

He’s right about some things

But even after adhering to his demands ON MY OWN VOLITION, any further interference in Dorakian politics will not be taken lightly

Especially with the recent power vacuum in Vogalia, which, unfortunately, was seeded by his incessant belligerence

[spring bison]

you should give me all your land

[marsh lance]

Am i right tho LeVron

Im not fighting him any longer, the arguments over and settled, but i still have grounds to be wary of his presence on the peninsula, his behavior has shown

[spring bison]

it would be cool if we have a personal union between our nations

[marsh lance]

I’m not even that close with your nation 😭

[spring bison]

just do it

[marsh lance]

Whats the gender of your current leader we might be able to have a bromance

[spring bison]

do you know what a personal union is

[marsh lance]

Marriage?