🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

Onga

Mansoun leke my goat

[rose forge]

I still suck ass at parrying sharkos 😔

[marsh lance]

I am notoriously stubborn

[midnight ocean]

Maybe the textures werent loading but it looked like it had human hair

[spring bison]

this is scripted

always happens

[potent sphinx]

oh maybe you fought a mudskipper brute

[west path]

you tweakin cuh

[marsh lance]

I didnt encourage him enough

[west path]

THOSE DONT LOOK HUMAN

they dont have many spikes either

[potent sphinx]

the hair

[marsh lance]

He made fun of me about my failure though

@spring bison what options do i have left

[potent sphinx]

hair, spikes, depths, might be

[spring bison]

it always happens

[west path]

a sharko can look like it has hair and is spiky

[spring bison]

send him to holsord

for 1 pw

[potent sphinx]

@midnight ocean did it look like this or no

[marsh lance]

Yeah, but thats nepotism

[midnight ocean]

yeah this was it scary ass

[spring bison]

ok and?

[wraith quarry]

no

[marsh lance]

I SERVED in the military, and my backstory was a rich family

[midnight ocean]

no definitely not

[potent sphinx]

oh ok thats a lil more fair to die to

[west path]

thats corals i forg

[wraith quarry]

im currently reading about TAXES

[west path]

btw thats how much hair acnaq has

[potent sphinx]

how tf did it attack you through the wall though 💀

were you just next to the wall

[midnight ocean]

Im pretty sure any enemy in the depths should be fair to die to with literally early game gear 😭

[spring bison]

either that or you send him to become a communist or hardline capitalist by making him study abroad

[potent sphinx]

asking for it to hit you

or something

[marsh lance]

Anyway im asking what are my options left for my presidency, because im fucking dead

[potent sphinx]

nah

sharkos are easy

[rose forge]

👍

[west path]

good

you will join the IRS soon

[potent sphinx]

gigameds too (jellyfish)

[west path]

they have the easiest parry pattern

[spring bison]

cause the collapse of the country

[rose forge]

After over 20+ trial of one attempts i still suck ass at fighting sharkos -w-

[west path]

easiest enemy ingame

[marsh lance]

What

WAIT

I KNOW

[potent sphinx]

it took me like 30 before i could consistently beat them without taking damage

[marsh lance]

IOSEF LANCEA

[spring bison]

actually if you can get couped by iosef he will make a full democracy

[marsh lance]

HE WILL SAVE ME!

I NEVER SCRUTINIZED HIM!!

[spring bison]

hivemind

[marsh lance]

OR THE MILITARY!

[spring bison]

did you defund the military

if you did you are cooked

[marsh lance]

Nah

[spring bison]

did you fund it

[marsh lance]

I think? 😁

[rose forge]

Honestly just wish there was a faster way to practice fighting sharkos than having to go through the parry check or go immediately to depths each time

[wraith quarry]

I am the IRS

i have been undercover

to rat out people who are committing tax fraud

[wild mason]

I like how whenever I click on this channel there is absolutely no context I can think of that would make it the way it is

[spring bison]

you can check on the military tab

[marsh lance]

I did not

LeBron

Should i just declare martial law

And start killing everyone already

[quick idol]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Complicated problems require easy solutions

[spring bison]

no option to do that

[marsh lance]

😔

[marsh lance]

LeBron

Should i quit suzerain

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

I am WORSE than alphonso

[spring bison]

You shoudnt give up peak because of one failure

[marsh lance]

Atleast my welfare changes were good 😔

[quick idol]

Simply restart

[quick idol]

And undo whatever lost you the reform stuff

[spring bison]

you made the nation better?

[quick idol]

this is actually pretty good

[spring bison]

how is that worse than Alphonso

[spring bison]

ercan stop lying to yourself

[quick idol]

Is good welfare bad

[spring bison]

you like uneducated masses of people that vote for you

[marsh lance]

Right, but the USP and Conservatives are too stubborn to notice that i have the right intentions at heart

[spring bison]

thing called compromise:

[quick idol]

Teach them to vote for me duh

[pine copper]

Why would he restart

[marsh lance]

I tried to make compromises

[quick idol]

He has time control powers

Why not use it

[spring bison]

promise Albin VP and ally with Ricter

[pine copper]

Actually?!

[spring bison]

then leave enough pw to lobby assembly

[pine copper]

@quick idol ?

[marsh lance]

But thats bad

[quick idol]

Yea ask him

[west path]

Who cares?

[quick idol]

Its called lobbying not bribery you're good

[pine copper]

I don’t believe you

[quick idol]

Very different

[marsh lance]

Me

Because.. lobbying sucks

And is dangerous and dishonest

[quick idol]

why do you have morals

[marsh lance]

Thats just how i roll

I live by my own standards

Atleast i want to

[quick idol]

Simply stop having morals

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[wild mason]

~bt

[marsh lance]

Unreal

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: stop the behavior

[marsh lance]

Blumi what do you make of this

Being whats right for sordland.. has cost me re-election

[spring bison]

👽

[wild mason]

I havent been paying attention I had a vision to draw something in Krita and now Im wortking on it

[spring bison]

does bro seriouslly like not being able to pass anything in the assembly

[marsh lance]

LeBron do you work for boeing?

Do you work for Walter tusk

[midnight ocean]

moon

[marsh lance]

Underhall employee spotted

[spring bison]

no its not

[wild mason]

Thats just the background MY FAVORITE PART TO MAKE

[fallow lark]

moon

[spring bison]

thats literally how every party does to pass something in the assembly

tfym bad

[midnight ocean]

what is this for

[marsh lance]

Lobbying is morally incorrect, its just as bad as the politicians who accept the bribed

[wild mason]

Nothing I had a vision of something and was compelled to make it

[spring bison]

you make no sense

this is why you cant be a politician

[midnight ocean]

Whens the next Ikella

[marsh lance]

Because.. i don’t take bribes?

[spring bison]

what??

[marsh lance]

Lobbying is bribery

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-naku-teliyedhu-gif-cat-animals-gif-18975408

[spring bison]

what does what I said have to do with bribes

[marsh lance]

A form of it

Paying certain people for say certain things and vote for certain laws

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-tweaker-gh-ost-daily64-gif-27434504

[marsh lance]

All that benefit your own goals

[spring bison]

if you say so

[quick idol]

@marsh lance to win this game you must stop having morals

[quick idol]

Doesnt mean you dont give bribes

[marsh lance]

I am NOT a corporate slave

[spring bison]

unless you appease everyone in the assembly (not possible btw) you wont pass any reforms without convincing the mps to vote for it

[marsh lance]

I just got an idea..

If the mps are succeptible to bribes

(And soll)

I should..

GET RID OF THE MPS!

YES!

[spring bison]

anti-democratic dictator

kruger puppet

[quick idol]

Fuck the assembly just rule the nation all by yourself

[quick idol]

absolute monarchy

[marsh lance]

Democracy does not work, when the people are stupid

Is it possible to do reformist dictatorship

[spring bison]

capitalist dictatorship yes

[marsh lance]

I WILL pass these reforms and you WILL like it

[quick idol]

Well
Reform it to be a dictatorship

[marsh lance]

(Because they are literally good for the country)

[spring bison]

reformist dictatorship makes you go agaisnt literally everyone

even the centrists wont like you

[frosty drum]

What's happening

[marsh lance]

But would they rather have the economy keep crashing… or… let me force these reforms and save the country

[quick idol]

I oppose pat's presidency

[marsh lance]

I will return democracy to sordland.. WHEN YOU CAN HANDLE IT

[spring bison]

bro is NOT Lancea

[marsh lance]

Ercan you are mean

[marsh lance]

I am his protege

[marsh lance]

Wait did lancea say something like this?

[frosty drum]

Why are yall playing Suzerain
Play Medievel 2 or rome total war instead

[spring bison]

Lancea will restore democracy if he coups you

[marsh lance]

But.. i lose powrr

Thats a good thing, but like

Can i trust lancea to make the changes necessary to fix sordland? And not become another soll

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance @spring bison

[spring bison]

he literally steps down

[wraith quarry]

im doing an economics assignment

about budgeting

i can't even afford rent with my hypothetical job 😭

[spring bison]

why is bro studying economics

[wraith quarry]

👽

well

for one

it's required to graduate in the State of Florida

2nd

it's good knowledge to have

[spring bison]

fascism

[wraith quarry]

okay I found an apartment listing that's only $1300 a month 🙏

[spring bison]

knowing how to manage an economy is certainly usefull on a daily bases

[wraith quarry]

it's more individual economics

i had to do an investment portfolio

and there was a lesson about taxes

[wraith quarry]

687 square feet 🙏

peak

[spring bison]

school teaching about taxes? somebody is messing up the timeline

[wraith quarry]

yeah i am actually surprised

but

im greatful

they actually told us the forms we need to fill out to file taxes

it's wild

[spring bison]

taxes in the us are wild

[wraith quarry]

they are

[quick idol]

But they didnt teach you spelling 😔

[spring bison]

greatful

[wraith quarry]

greatful is the correct spelling bro, i will die on this hill

trying to tell a native english speaker how to speak english 💔

[midnight ocean]

notice how greatful has a red underline

[quick idol]

is he hallucinating?

[wraith quarry]

nope

[midnight ocean]

greatful

[wraith quarry]

i added it to my dictionary

[midnight ocean]

cause its wrong

[wraith quarry]

i will always spell it greatful

[midnight ocean]

Literally against english grammar

[wraith quarry]

it's not

[quick idol]

The american education system truly failed

a native that cant spell

[midnight ocean]

They have different origins

liteally

[wraith quarry]

idc if they have different origins

[midnight ocean]

great and grat are not the same word

[wraith quarry]

im making them proper

[lucid oriole]

Fish is just

Stupid

[wraith quarry]

greatful > grateful

[midnight ocean]

grateful originates from the roman gratus meaning thankful great originates from somewhere idk where but it means large or important

[wild mason]

🥒 🥛

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason is this y ou

[frosty drum]

Hello Chat

[wraith quarry]

idc where they originate

[wild mason]

yeah

[lucid oriole]

is this what the Hemme would look like if they were civilized 🤔

[midnight ocean]

Then why are you championing your english knowledge

[wraith quarry]

knowlesge

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @wild mason
When MW Collab

[wraith quarry]

because I will spell greatful the way it should be spelled

[midnight ocean]

This was a fraudian slip because you know less

[frosty drum]

I was gonna ping bow but couldn't find him

[lucid oriole]

🤔

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drive-this-cat-does-not-know-how-to-drive-cat-meme-discord-meme-gif-5476641271671496605

[lucid oriole]

that’s me

[wraith quarry]

shush
I am trying to die on a hill even though I know im wrong

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason What if there was a secret ending where the hemme could be civilised

[lucid oriole]

Shut up

[midnight ocean]

With enough eugenics anything is possible in Ikella

[lucid oriole]

@wild mason Destroy every written record we have, kill the pacifists and nerds, and invade Ac Naq

[quick idol]

But it requires 1000 sacrifices and 10 allied nations willing to give up their civillization

And msximum development

[wild mason]

What if there was a player who could just accept that some things were not feasible 🤔

[wraith quarry]

msximum

[quick idol]

greatful

[wraith quarry]

nobody can criticize my english

[midnight ocean]

I think with enough skill its possible to take over the world as the hemme

just no central leadership

[wild mason]

Cool how are they going to make ships adequate to cross oceans?

[quick idol]

Literally goat simulator

[quick idol]

But with multiplayer

[midnight ocean]

Steal from civilised nations or get lucky and swim

[wraith quarry]

this is true

[midnight ocean]

☠️

how hard is it for the fbi to just get an actual woman

[wraith quarry]

okay

so

i was able to get housing costs down to $18,220 a year

i think this is good

[midnight ocean]

what game

[wraith quarry]

real life

im making a budget for an economics class

[quick idol]

Buy me real life

[midnight ocean]

Never heard of it

[wraith quarry]

that leaves $20,780 for me to pay for food, utilities, insurance, car stuff, taxes, entertainment, and personal care

do you think I can survive with that

[midnight ocean]

no

[quick idol]

If you give half to me every second

[wraith quarry]

yeah you're right

[midnight ocean]

whats the time frame is this per year

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wild mason]

It's so fucked up that you legally have to have insurance but 90% of the time it doesn't even cover what its for

[wraith quarry]

oh yeah I forgot about savings accounts and stuff

[wraith quarry]

yep

[midnight ocean]

Depends on what insurances you have

[spring bison]

tf

[wraith quarry]

i think it'll just be better for me to live in my family house with my family 😭

[midnight ocean]

Also since your a game roomer you probably spend 10000 on food per month

[spring bison]

you should do that

[wraith quarry]

I did an estimate, it's about 300

[spring bison]

moving out is just a bad idea

[wraith quarry]

yeah atp

[fallow lark]

She doesn't even look real

[wraith quarry]

not worth it

[midnight ocean]

sorry I was thinking about ercan

[wraith quarry]

but this budget is hypothetical

[balmy epoch]

spend all your money on guns and bullets

[wraith quarry]

with a hypothetical publix job that gives me $39,000 a year

[midnight ocean]

You dont need insurance though

[midnight ocean]

ok thats cooked

[wraith quarry]

i do 💔

[pine copper]

Like a proud American

[midnight ocean]

you cant live on your own on that salary

[lucid oriole]

The legality doesn’t matter when we can just Kill The Bastards 🤔

[wraith quarry]

yeah ik

[balmy epoch]

Anarcho capitalism is the only way forward

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drive-this-cat-does-not-know-how-to-drive-cat-meme-discord-meme-gif-5476641271671496605

[midnight ocean]

You need like 3 roomates or just live in your parents basement

[wraith quarry]

this is true

[spring bison]

ok jeff bezos

[wraith quarry]

we dont have basements in florida

[midnight ocean]

Yeah your cooked

[balmy epoch]

America needs a dictator like Putin who will pay good money for people to die in wars so anyone can become rich

[wraith quarry]

my parents luckily have explained to me that I am welcome to continue living in the house when im 18

[lucid oriole]

trump:

[wraith quarry]

i mean my 21 year old older sibling still does

so im fine

[balmy epoch]

TRUMP IS NOT A DICTATOR

[lucid oriole]

Kill them

[midnight ocean]

Trump:

[wraith quarry]

maybe I should go die in a war so my family will get money from my death 🤔

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-they're-eating-the-dogs-the-cats-presidential-debate-2024-they're-eating-the-cats-gif-969082775744704603

[balmy epoch]

fight with Swagner

the pay is amazing

way better than anything the U.S. can give

[spring bison]

why would they want to kick you out

[midnight ocean]

"I'm gonna be a dictator" - Trump

[wraith quarry]

well in the U.S

due to the american dream

it's been normalized to kick kids out after 18

[balmy epoch]

I’ll support him tbh

[midnight ocean]

He straight up said that btw

[wraith quarry]

because they're adults that according to the dream will go to college and then have decent jobs where they start their own single family home

the issue

luckily my parents don't actually believe in that

[balmy epoch]

i will fight for him

[wraith quarry]

now, i can understand kicking out bums who aren't even attempting to get jobs

but nowadays

unless you make like $60,000 a year

you can't live on your own

[midnight ocean]

you still cant live on your own with 60000

didnt you just say you lived in florida

[lucid oriole]

Yea

U can

Maybe you can’t

I can

[wraith quarry]

when I calculate my expenses ill tell you if it's enough

[midnight ocean]

move to montana

[lucid oriole]

“when i calculate my expenses” - ☝️🤓

[spring bison]

the issue? you leave college... unenployed!

and 0 experience

[spring bison]

that is completely insane

[hollow bobcat]

No. There are more credit card debts than ever in the US so I doubt it

[marsh lance]

The american dream died alongside the vietnam war

That was when americas whole invincibility complex was exposed and disproved

Hippie ideals started to spread

!!!

Hi wolff

[fallow lark]

Haii

[marsh lance]

Hi warla

[fallow lark]

Russia kinda having the same issue but much slower

[spring bison]

Russia is a failed nation

Ukraine is better

[fallow lark]

I'm aware

[spring bison]

slava ukraini

[frosty drum]

What if america won the Vietnam war?

[marsh lance]

Failed since Novgorod

[spring bison]

I misspelled that

so bad

[fallow lark]

On grug on grug Slava Ukraini

[spring bison]

but eh

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @marsh lance @fallow lark

[fallow lark]

Nah

What if China won the civil war and was still democratic

[spring bison]

the chinese nationalists were far from democratic

[fallow lark]

They were a little bit more democratic

[frosty drum]

Cold war would've been More Capitalist
And south east Asia not communist

[marsh lance]

Stuck in brutal cycle of authoritarianism almost as if dictatorships were traditional

[fallow lark]

But I'm not a nerd there so

Idk

Imagine if Russia like

Calmed the fuck down

[frosty drum]

What if The Russian civil war was a white army victory?

[fallow lark]

I mean not having proper communication does that to people

[frosty drum]

@fallow lark @marsh lance @spring bison

[fallow lark]

/spawn mountainrange north vert rus mid

Mountain range right down the middle

That's how they'd win

[pine copper]

🇷🇺

[spring bison]

lie

it is simply

[fallow lark]

Then Russia would be homies with USA

Still

😔

[frank latch]

Listening to Mozart's new drop
It's kind of fire ngl

wrong chat

[spring bison]

add_equipment 100000 infantry_equipment_1
add_equipment 100000 artillery_equipment_1
add_equipment 100000 support_equipment_1
instant_training
xp
comand_power 10000

[fallow lark]

🔥

[spring bison]

stop using your friend group server

[fallow lark]

Put a volume warning before a stinky mod gets big mad

[spring bison]

arent we your friend

why are you so mean

😢

[frank latch]

⚠️ Volume Warning (you stinky mods)

[fallow lark]

Imagine not recognizing an earrape

[wraith quarry]

yes

[hollow bobcat]

No good ports

[fallow lark]

It's literally a giant red X

[wraith quarry]

yes

[fallow lark]

Cmon dude

[marsh lance]

Taiwan was effectively a indoctrinated state

[fallow lark]

Tf did you think was gonna be there

[wraith quarry]

yeah im operating under that I don't have credit card debt

[marsh lance]

By changing kai shek

[wraith quarry]

which is already an optomistic view

i seriously hate the concept in western society of being self-dependent

[hollow bobcat]

Just hope that you get a decent job

[fallow lark]

Literally just get good at building icebreaker ships

[wraith quarry]

when we live in an economy where you cannot be self dependent

[hollow bobcat]

The US economy is failing but rising at the same time

[wraith quarry]

see for me to get a decent job

[hollow bobcat]

Dat's crazy

[wraith quarry]

i need to go to college

which requires

[fallow lark]

Skill issue

[wraith quarry]

student loans

[fallow lark]

Of the highest degree

[spring bison]

when are we playing this

[fallow lark]

Is Russia not having ports because cold bad

[frank latch]

you can barely make it with 60,000 annually

[wraith quarry]

and if i even do get a job with the degree I would get

[frank latch]

but it's possible

30,000 however is unlivable if you're renting a 1 bedroom apartment

[fallow lark]

Literally just get better at logistics and they'd have Afghanistan

[frank latch]

(in a decently priced area)

[fallow lark]

Skill issue

[wraith quarry]

i still have to pay, student loans
and it's likely that said job wouldn't even pay enough for me to live well either

[spring bison]

this is a peak video

[frank latch]

ngl
If I saw that walking towards me I would also get out of the way

[spring bison]

I would join it

[wraith quarry]

the wrath of god grows ever nearer

[spring bison]

For God

[frank latch]

😰

[spring bison]

For Country

For King!

[frank latch]

DIE REDCOAT

[wraith quarry]

well for my hypothetical scenario

i would have a cashier job at like publix

[frank latch]

sorry
it just kind of slipped out

[wraith quarry]

since that's the best starting thing that I could ever get

[spring bison]

we need the crusades back

RETAKE THE HOLY LAND

[frank latch]

This is southern grocery store chain if you're unaware

(we've been blessed)

[wraith quarry]

okay yall

[spring bison]

SPREAD THE FAITH TO THE BARBARIANS!

[wraith quarry]

average cost for auto insurance for a young driver

ITS 6,960 A YEAR

I CANNOT PAY THAT

[spring bison]

wtf

[wraith quarry]

WTH

I AM ACTUALLY KMS

alright it's okay

[spring bison]

you dont actually need a car in Brazil

[wraith quarry]

maybe ill just bike to work

[fallow lark]

Imagine a world where the Russian government had competent leadership to set up logistics and lead military.
Like it's not even that they're bad at hiding their invasions. They only get noticed cuz they fail so miserably and it grinds on for like 4 gens

[spring bison]

because you can do this thing called walking

[frank latch]

Public Transportation:
Walking:
$200 Bike:

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[spring bison]

200$ bike????

[frank latch]

for a good bike

one that will last a while

it's a pretty decent investment

[spring bison]

least expensive item in the US

[fallow lark]

/tpa work:

[frank latch]

health insurance:

[frank latch]

?

[spring bison]

thats not an item

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/enderman-teleport-teleporting-c0lte-jaurseph-gif-23300742

[frank latch]

😔 can't get the joke

[fallow lark]

Just teleport?

[frank latch]

ah

[spring bison]

tfym joke

are you insane

[frank latch]

yes
but that's unrelated

[wraith quarry]

yeah actually

i found out that I can just bike

it's like 15 minutes

[spring bison]

wdym public transportation

its the US

[frank latch]

🤫

[fallow lark]

Does the US not have busses

[frank latch]

not really

[fallow lark]

That just go

Bruh

[frank latch]

not ouside of big cities

like Boston and New York city

[spring bison]

nuh

[fallow lark]

Yeah nah they killed that here too

[frank latch]

where's "here"?

Canada?

[wraith quarry]

alright

[fallow lark]

We had Greyhounds in Canada till like a few years ago

[wraith quarry]

by choosing not to get a car

[frank latch]

ah

[wraith quarry]

i am able to reduce transportation costs

to around

$150 a year

[fallow lark]

Was a bigass bus that specifically went between the cities

[wraith quarry]

this is peak

[frank latch]

150?
what are you spending on?

[wraith quarry]

maintenance of the bike 👽

[frank latch]

ah

[spring bison]

150$ maintanance for a bike??

[wraith quarry]

a year

and that's like an estimate

[spring bison]

still

[frank latch]

that's kind of in the most extreme cases

[fallow lark]

Discontinued in CA 2021 😔

[wraith quarry]

it's just to cover like incase my bike gets eviscerated by a car

[frank latch]

Medical bills:

[wraith quarry]

what medical bills

[frank latch]

-$250,000

[wraith quarry]

im not going to the hospital

[fallow lark]

Imagine getting hurt

[frank latch]

real

[fallow lark]

Just dodge it

[spring bison]

11 million dollars per month

[fallow lark]

Fr? :0

[spring bison]

sorry I meant billion

[spring bison]

Welcome to America

[fallow lark]

Scary

I like being allied

But not in

The us

[spring bison]

also btw your insurance has put a clause on its contract where its only obliged to pay 1% of the bill

sooooo

[wraith quarry]

chat what medical insurance am i picking

actually

ykw

im not getting medical insurance

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-mercury-sailor-moon-popcorn-eating-gif-5461708

[frank latch]

this is mainly an exaggeration
health insurance should pay for most of the bill
you only pay like $5000 - $1000 dollars in reality

[wraith quarry]

if i need to go to a doctor or a hospital i simply won't pay it

🥱

[fallow lark]

What can I do with $9 cad in the us

[spring bison]

dont lie to yourself

[frank latch]

I'll just walk it off 🥱

[wraith quarry]

i would say buy a ticket out of the U.S

but

uhh

you probably can't even do that

[fallow lark]

Lol

[wraith quarry]

actually border crossing is free mostly

[spring bison]

buy 1 gram of cocaine

[frank latch]

walking into and out of the U.S. is free
just need a passport

[fallow lark]

Legit?

[wraith quarry]

yeah

[frank latch]

you don't even need a passport actually

you just... can't get caught

[fallow lark]

Hmmm

[frank latch]

(this is a joke, don't actually do this)

[wraith quarry]

no its not

[fallow lark]

I think I'll just train hop to mexico

Buy the coke there

Then train hop back

And sell it

For more

In the us

[frank latch]

you can't get back into the U.S. without a passport

meaning you'll be stuck in Mexico

[fallow lark]

Only if I'm seen?

Skill issue

I said trainhop

[frank latch]

you forgot about the wall

[spring bison]

this is not actually a joke, do actually do it

[fallow lark]

Not walk through the border 👽

You mean the fence?

With holes?

[spring bison]

dosent cover all of the border

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry they don't get the joke
what do I do?

[fallow lark]

I said train hop

Silly goober

When do I need a passport

[spring bison]

you are not joking

are you insane

[frank latch]

yes
but that's unrelated

[fallow lark]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

No wall?

[frank latch]

was this message written by China?

[spring bison]

this scene is peak

[fallow lark]

The entire movie is peak

I can make a meme out of every frame

[spring bison]

bet

[frank latch]

Search up frame 295723

[wraith quarry]

the more I look at this

[fallow lark]

Too much effort

[wraith quarry]

the more i just want to move to austria and live in public housing

[fallow lark]

Drop it here pls

[frank latch]

Austria is a dirty neutral nation

[fallow lark]

What's austria

[frank latch]

you have to live in a NATO nation, or be part of the warsaw pact

[wraith quarry]

oh wait

froh lives in Austria

nvm

ill go to Germany or somthing

[pine copper]

Australia Hungary

[frank latch]

peak

I think we should come up with flag designs for the Franco-Anglo Union

[pine copper]

It’s actually like a pretty nice flag ngl

[frank latch]

c

f

g

h

J

[pine copper]

Rate it out of ten

[frank latch]

8/10

[spring bison]

ab

[frank latch]

Not Soviet Union 10/10
but not Orion Republic 0/10

[spring bison]

shut up

Lenin's soviet union is peak

[pine copper]

Should be a 9/10

[spring bison]

still cant beat Gorbachev tho

[frank latch]

would be
but let's face it it could do without the Union Jack

[spring bison]

I support the Canadian Communist Party

[fallow lark]

Chinese*

[spring bison]

german military marches are so peak

[lucid oriole]

canadian chinese party

[pine copper]

I mean I think it kind of completes it

[fallow lark]

That's the joke

[frank latch]

Australian Nationalist Party

[fallow lark]

It's just the ccp

Cccp

CCCP

[spring bison]

I support the CCCP

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in Russian

[fallow lark]

Just need the Island of China

Then CCCCP

[frank latch]

The Communist Party of West Taiwan

[spring bison]

personally I would have dissolved the USSR and let only the Russian SFSR rule over all the land

[pine copper]

🙃

[frank latch]

changes made:
Name

[spring bison]

changes made:
Russia rules over everything

[fallow lark]

The Chinese Canadian Communist Party of Taiwan

[spring bison]

instead of having to worry about what Tajikistan is going to vote for

we just say

just do it

[fallow lark]

Is this you?

[frank latch]

when is Kazakhstan going to assume their role as super power?

[spring bison]

👽

[frank latch]

legitimately cannot even see that

[fallow lark]

Zoom in or out?

[spring bison]

what does bro mean by this

[frank latch]

I'm in app

[fallow lark]

Wouldn't you like to know

[fallow lark]

I made it that way on purpose

[spring bison]

truest message you have sent

[sullen pawn]

chat im cooked

[spring bison]

I can point to many examples

[sullen pawn]

i just woke up

[wraith quarry]

OKAY

OKAY

I SOMEHOW

MADE IT

[spring bison]

does this mean that you

[fallow lark]

wym

[spring bison]

qevie:

[wraith quarry]

MY YEARLY EXPENSES ACCORDING TO THE BUDGET (without sales tax yet)
is:
30,345.88

I would make $34,000 a year

[fallow lark]

What about qeivieieve

[wraith quarry]

that is a very very very very close margin

[spring bison]

he is untolerable and manipulative

[sullen pawn]

w- wa

[frank latch]

Rip

[wraith quarry]

oh wait

[spring bison]

you... went to sleep??? are you insane?

[wraith quarry]

i forgot about bank accounts

[spring bison]

erm

[sullen pawn]

lebron ur dementia is kicking in old man

im not known for staying up

[frank latch]

L

[fallow lark]

Idk much about queiveiveieeiieeve

[wraith quarry]

so

this means

[sullen pawn]

its sad to see my elders age with time 😔

[wraith quarry]

I would make

[fallow lark]

I have 0 dms with them

[spring bison]

see if you invested just 2$ in a tax advantaged investment account you would be making millions

[wraith quarry]

$4,194.12 a year

not including sales tax or bank accounts

[spring bison]

sales tax?

[wraith quarry]

i will include an investment thing

[wraith quarry]

yes

in america

when we buy something

[spring bison]

for a salary??

[fallow lark]

There's a good few people here I'm cool with

[spring bison]

oh

you are talking about that

[wraith quarry]

a portion of that money goes to uncle sam

[fallow lark]

The people I don't like I tolerate without being mean cuz yk

[wraith quarry]

no

i am going to include an investment along with

so

like

lets take Applied Materials™️

this company

[frank latch]

@sullen pawn why are you cooked?
(you didn't explain)

[wraith quarry]

has stocks at around $187 (last time I checked) per share

so

[fallow lark]

I don't think I've ever bullied anyone here but I may be wrong my memory is meh

[wraith quarry]

i could buy some shares

so that the money could mature

[frank latch]

Help me bully Lebron

[fallow lark]

Lebronnyoure stinky bad

[wraith quarry]

though this relies on the company not dying

[fallow lark]

There

[spring bison]

here in brazil we can have 4 types of sales tax depending on a product

6 if imported

[fallow lark]

Brb gonna do dishes

[frank latch]

😭

[frank latch]

how do you promote capitalism and consumerism with that!?!?

[spring bison]

the current president is a "socialist"

[fallow lark]

Capitalism is stinky bar

Stinky bad

[frank latch]

SOCIALIST SPOTTED

[fallow lark]

The fbi is trying to auto correct me chat

[frank latch]

Deploying The Arsenal of Democracy

[fallow lark]

Or was it the cia

Hold on

[spring bison]

although this is rare

you will most likely get 3-4 taxes on imported goods

[fallow lark]

Lebronye West

[spring bison]

which is still

oh my god

people voted this guy in

[fallow lark]

Who

[frank latch]

@spring bison how many political parties are there?

[spring bison]

we are a multi-party democracy although its essentially just 2 that have a shot at winning presidency

[frank latch]

oh

so

basically the United States

Lame

[spring bison]

the one with the guy that does nothing and the current one that makes the country worse

[fallow lark]

Wym

[frank latch]

I can't zoom in at all

[fallow lark]

Why not

[frank latch]

I'm on the app...

[fallow lark]

Mobile?

[frank latch]

Laptop

[spring bison]

oh yeah btw

[pine copper]

~by

[frank latch]

~bt by

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: partner

[frank latch]

@pine copper What's this supposed to mean?

[fallow lark]

You aren't missing anything

It's like 200x200

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-prime-communism-fallout-liberty-gif-12286995

[fallow lark]

I think

I don't remember which is which

[spring bison]

the big four

[frank latch]

@spring bison The United States Armed Forces has determined that forces within the Republic of Brazil are hostile and a threat to democracy

We will be deploying the full arsenal of democacy.

[pulsar lake]

@waxen remnant i respect your ass fr,respect the administrating. goodluck with ur shit gng

[fallow lark]

Within 24 hrs there's a burger King with a us menu in Brazil

[spring bison]

only the 2 at the top can actually have a chance at presidency instead of being stuck with winning state elections

[frank latch]

✅

[spring bison]

burger kings here in brazil are infinitely superior than mcdonalds

[fallow lark]

Do Americans like kurger bing

I've never had it

[spring bison]

their burgers are tastier and bigger for only an small price increase

[frank latch]

kurger bing

lol

[fallow lark]

Yuh

[spring bison]

the ice cream is also way better

[frank latch]

mcdonald's ice cream machines are always broken

or is that international?

[spring bison]

I literally never had this happen

maybe once or twice

but mostly nah

[frank latch]

tbh
neither have I
but that might have something to do with the fact I have never ordered Ice cream from Mcdonald's nor have had any in the past 2 years at least.

Idc for fast food tbh

[wraith quarry]

okay chat

i did it

I can survive

my budget

leaves me

with a whole

$1,378.88 at the end of the year

[frank latch]

$250

[spring bison]

ok why are there so many communist-socialist parties

oh my god

[wraith quarry]

this is peak

let's just hope I don't have any unforseen expenses or I am dead

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry what're you thoughts on this?

[wraith quarry]

I agree

[frank latch]

-$10,000 Living tax

[spring bison]

this is literally @balmy epoch btw

frfr

[frank latch]

1991

[spring bison]

this is the president that does nothing btw

[wraith quarry]

NOOO

NOOOO

NOOOOO

[spring bison]

still better than the current one

[wraith quarry]

I CALCULATED MY PERSONAL HEALTH CARE WRONG

[rose forge]

what

[wraith quarry]

MY HEALTH INSURANCE PUTS ME OVER MY BUDGET

IT'S JOEVER

[spring bison]

just change it

[elder arch]

You don’t need health insurance

If you get injured or die horribly it’s your fault

[frank latch]

I don't need to pay my debt

I just gotta avoid capture for long enough

[wraith quarry]

so i looked it up

[spring bison]

make america a better nation

[wraith quarry]

health insurance

[spring bison]

leave the country

[wraith quarry]

actually COSTS MORE THAN WHAT I ESTIMATED

IM COOKED

[elder arch]

Chat

When is someone gonna buy me java minecraft

[spring bison]

@fallow lark opinion on charles de gaulle

wait oh my god

his son died this year

I told yall

2024 has been horrible

[wraith quarry]

okay

im gonna have to rebalance the budget

first off

i will not be buying groceries

[spring bison]

tbh bro was 102 years old

[wraith quarry]

i will starve to death

[frank latch]

Mozart dropped though

[spring bison]

true

we got mozart before gta6

[wraith quarry]

i wonder

if I could

theoretically

remain a dependent

on my family's health insurance plan

[frank latch]

but after gta5

[wraith quarry]

🤔

[fallow lark]

Idk much about specific people

[spring bison]

opinions..

on...

charles...

de...

[frank latch]

I wonder if I could be really careful and just not need health insurance

[spring bison]

gaulle...

NOW

[fallow lark]

Uhh

[frank latch]

Literally get's hit by a bus tomorrow

gonna knock on wood

[fallow lark]

France stinky but he did some good ig, prob did some bad

[spring bison]

you cant prevent a deadly sickness from appearing randomlly

[fallow lark]

5/10 human

[wraith quarry]

I can't when I turn 26 😭

im cooked yall

i can't afford this

[spring bison]

I am... NUKING YOUR CITY

[fallow lark]

You don't know what qualifies for 10

5 is pretty good

[spring bison]

de gaulle is a 10/10

[wraith quarry]

im gonna have to sell drugs for extra income

[frosty drum]

Whatever

[pine copper]

Aww damn it

[frank latch]

bet

[marsh lance]

OH MY GOD

[spring bison]

@fallow lark wrong acc

[marsh lance]

I KNEW PETR WAS CHEATING ON EVELYN SINCE THAT PARTY

[spring bison]

lil bro

[marsh lance]

BUT WITH LIVIA IS CRAZY

IM FIRING HIS ASS

[frosty drum]

Arya is my alt frfr

[frank latch]

wth?

[spring bison]

you mean.. Ianna Vance?

[frosty drum]

You've been talking to me all along

[marsh lance]

yeah whatever

Still firing both of them

Its decided

[fallow lark]

Ig I'm skillerz now

[frank latch]

Idk what we're talking about now

[marsh lance]

HIII BOW

[frank latch]

Hello

Imma go

[spring bison]

the new mozart song is crazy

[frank latch]

it's fire

[frosty drum]

@frank latch collab eith fish and Blumi mw when

[frank latch]

You weren't supposed to know about that

@wraith quarry take him out

[elder arch]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1288130011827671144 I need players for this, doesn’t matter if you have mobile or PC terraria, just JOIN

[frosty drum]

I'm afraid fish is no longer available

[wraith quarry]

i need moneh

[spring bison]

"mozart fell off" mfs are quiet after this dropped

[wraith quarry]

WE NEED MONEY ARTHUR

WE JUST NEED

MONEY

[frank latch]

bro
Mozart took a while on this one
I fr thought he died or something

[wraith quarry]

oops

[frosty drum]

When are you collab with blumi and bow

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/muneh-rdr2-arthur-morgan-gif-20022681

[wraith quarry]

never

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-15505006

[spring bison]

if I ever have children ill have insane dad lore

[frank latch]

luckily we know this won't be an issue

[spring bison]

erm

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/general-grievous-gif-13718534390039256298

[pine copper]

Skillerz I think you need to change your pfp

[spring bison]

I am OBLITERATING your house

you are done

[pine copper]

People don’t take you seriously with this as your pfp

You need to take charge and start cursing and insulting everyone like lebron or oil

[frosty drum]

My pfp is too iconic

[frank latch]

can't
hurricane beat you to it

[pine copper]

You need to command confidence

[spring bison]

I AM the hurricane

lil bro

[frosty drum]

I'd rather Burn

[spring bison]

the revolution is coming to America

[pine copper]

When you’re ready for your villain arc

[frosty drum]

I Remove the S in my name

[spring bison]

those are my opps

[frosty drum]

@pine copper Should I Invoke the ritual to Revive Zievit From the grave

[marsh lance]

JUSTICE FOR ILANA VANCE

[frosty drum]

For fun

[marsh lance]

REAL

[elder arch]

Are you joining Terraria

[spring bison]

ok rumburgian spy

[elder arch]

I need players, please

[sullen pawn]

r yall on rn

[elder arch]

No but im gonna host a server soon

Are u up for it

[sullen pawn]

yea ill get on

i havnt played in awhile btw

do crimson

[marsh lance]

right before i read the deal with walter i saw in the codex that like 60% of underhall was bought by him i said hell naw

[sullen pawn]

crimson > cursed

[spring bison]

my buddies

I love the SSC

Glory to the SSC

[marsh lance]

Ilana is.. the woman that the rumburgian spy Killed

[elder arch]

Come on can you join Terraria please

[frank latch]

❌

[frosty drum]

Play Empire total war LeBron

[marsh lance]

Also real

[spring bison]

they are also my buddies

but they are arc🤮sian

[marsh lance]

They are also frauds

[spring bison]

👽

[marsh lance]

Tried to make me pay more on the H-3 😡😡👊

[spring bison]

what

[marsh lance]

But yeah taurus is still good

[spring bison]

what are you talking about

[frosty drum]

I should be the worst leader imaginable in suzerain

[marsh lance]

Worker strikes

[spring bison]

you could have just clicked the wait the protesters out option

which will just delay it by a year which seems to be unavoidable regardless of which company you choose

I think if you go underhall this can be fixed

not sure tho

but they will block you from passing the worker rights bill because if you did pass it you would be spending 1 for the bill and 1 for paying the workers in the project

and you woudnt be able to pass more reforms because of the crippled budget

[marsh lance]

I FIRED petr

And arrested Ilana

W for me chat

[spring bison]

he is going to....

well

[marsh lance]

Uhh

Shit im assasinated now?

[spring bison]

no

he will get so sad that

yeah

[marsh lance]

Erm.. lowkey

[spring bison]

you have just doomed him

😔